Lovers in Asshai editionPrevious >>222698533
Daenerys will marry a squisher.
>The lord's bedchamber was crowded when she entered. Qyburn was in attendance, and dour Walton in his mail shirt and greaves, plus a dozen Freys, all brothers, half brothers, and cousins. Roose Bolton lay abed, naked. Leeches clung to the inside of his arms and legs and dotted his pallid chest, long translucent things that turned a glistening pink as they fed. Bolton paid them no more mind than he did Arya.
Squishers
TAOOBA
Oily stone = fish people Dry black stone = lizard/dragon people
....semoc eH
>>222704943If only monke didn't do capeshit she'd still have a career and not go back to fucking kangaroos
>Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The fat man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. "My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter… but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home."
>>222705072they should have kept her as rhaenyra, its not her fault
>>222705074Why is this fat walrus so fucking based? He literally made and ate a pie made of Frey and smiled doing it.
>>222705099True. We'd keep monke and not deal with that ugly tranny freak. win-win.
Can a faceless man become a woman? asking for a friend
>>222705074>>222705101His son died and he’s so mad with revenge he will literally EAT his enemies just to fill that void
>>222705072I don't blame her and that chick from Obsession taking the capeshit bucks. That's how to grow your nest egg.
>>222705074Wyman on that Titus Andronicus tip
>>222705101luv starksluv da norfate freyssimple as
Do Targaryen women shave?
>>222705139Whatever gets the job donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjCKsuLe9w
>>222705168No, but you can’t tell until you’re in there
>>222705181serious answers only
>>222705152No, you moron, BLAME them. It's the ultimate I give up on having a career because I have no fucking patience decision of all time. Millie got fucked over HARD. Inde is a total NPC bitch with no actual talent so she fits right into MCU goyslop.
>watch a long ASOIAF theory video>not a single show footageSOUL
>>222705074Did this guy fight alongside Ned and Bobby in the war?
Do we like TheMico?
>>222705225Yes. His depiction of Robert vs Rhaegar is kino.
How'd you do it, Snow? Sword through your aunt's heart. Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was my own daughter before the Battle of the Ice. My firewitch told me to burn her alive so I'd win, and leave that Bolton bastard's corpse in the mud. She was screaming at me, this dumb Baratheon brat, thinking she could end her father's victory with single scream from her throat. I had her tied to a stake. Gods, I was a terrible father then. Caved in her hopes. Probably shattered every dream she had. Tied her to a stake, flaming torch in the air. Right before I brought it down she screamed, "PLEASE FATHER" They never tell you how they all smell like rendered horsefat when they burn. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid girl. Now the Baratheons will die out like every other house. She could have lingered in exile with the smart girls and today her Northern husband would be pumping her full of my grandsons, her daughters would be married off to wildlings, and she'd be waking three times in the night to vomit into a bowl pregnant with the next one.
>>222705225Fuck no his art style is disgusting and half the depictions aren't even accurate
Wyman Manderly, a cannibal? Bold of you to assume that the Freys are human.
>>222705101Because he’s a man of Da Norf, and Da Norf Remembas
>>222705225I like his Ygritte, she doesn't look overly weird unlike how others depict her, just dirty, disheveled and plain.I like this one as well.
>Stannis wins the battle of Ice because of his keikakudori (that's just the Battle on Ice in book form)>Dany wins the battle of fire because she arrives with a motherfucking dragon and nobody can do a thing>fAegon and JonCon win the battle of steel because Storm's End has like, only 400 soldiers there if you count both Stannis and Tyrells forces together>meanwhile, /ourguy/ is about to win the battle of blood by summoning a kraken with dark magic to defeat an entire enemy fleet Yep, Greyjoy chapters continue to be best
>>222705101>kills and eats souf sissiesyou should be asking how he's so overlooked despite being that based
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
>>222705101He’s seen as a fat fool but he’s probably one of the smartest people in the books.
>>222705300>leaked chapter heavily implies that euron molested/raped aeron when they were kidsare you okay george
>It's done, Jon thought, they're breaking. The wildlings were running, throwing down their weapons, Hornfoot men and cave dwellers and Thenns in bronze scales, they were running. Mance was gone, someone was waving Harma's head on a pole, Tormund's lines had broken. Only the giants on their mammoths were holding, hairy islands in a red steel sea. The fires were leaping from tent to tent and some of the tall pines were going up as well. And through the smoke another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a yellow one with long pointed tongues that showed a flaming heart, and another like a sheet of beaten gold, with a black stag prancing and rippling in the wind.>Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"
>>222705225His strong Belwas reminds me of Barracuda
>>222705260What's disgusting about it?
reddit colony thread
>>222705168
>>222705350Nta but some characters are grotesque for no reason. Especially egregious on those who are supposed to be very attractive like Jaqen and Oberyn here.
Is offering your body to the faceless men the most wholesome way to die?Your face will live on. They’re as much an order of historians and lore keepers as they are an order of assassins.
>>222705388whoa
>>222705388What is this anime shit.
>"Why yes I am a targaryen greenseer, how could you tell?"
“When there was a Stark in Winterfell, a maiden girl could walk the kingsroad in her name-day gown and still go unmolested, and travelers could find fire, bread, and salt at many an inn and holdfast. But the nights are colder now, and doors are closed. There’s squids in the wolfswood, and flayed men ride the kingsroad asking after strangers. But the old wolf's dead and young one's gone south to play the game of thrones, and all that's left us is the ghosts.”"It was different when there was a Stark in Winterfell. But the old wolf's dead and young one's gone south to play the game of thrones, and all that's left us is the ghosts."
Imagine being a northernman and having no culture, no celebrations, no joy, no great achievements other than being known to survive winters and frigid women
>>222705225For me, it's undead Catelyn.
>>222705449Canon
>>222705368Explains why you're here, fag
Edmure won
George pretends a chicken leg over fire is the greatest thing ever but what about the salt? the pepper? the hot sauce? and this shit isn't even breaded in panko and deep fried I mean come on
>>222705671I meant the "deeper purple as they age, no pubes or ass hair, no menstruations, no downsides" stuff. See the joke was supposed to be that it's a real condition but since it sounds so fairytailesque i call it out as bad writing.
CHADmure will inherit the Twins
Imagine being born on Iron islands and having nothing to eat but fish and goat. I would kill myself.
The manderlys are based because they follow the true faith and dont worship gay trees
>>222705795Don’t forget seaweed
>>222705743she cute
>>222705744George pretends that big brown nipples and hairy cooch are the greatest thing ever but what about the ass? The derrière? The badonkadonk? And literally only his evil characters and rapists are interested in doggy style or anal i mean come on.
>>222705801They're hilarious a house because they're extremely newcoming and basically only arrived in centuries time when everyone else up north is millenniumborn.Yet despite this they immediately become the richest house in the north. Create a port city out of swamps and basically are the only ones there who don't starveThey are literal proof Old Gods northcuck barbarians are worthless retards who cannot progress
>>222705745Given that Valryians and Targs in particular are just fantasy elves with regular eyes that image may not be too far off from what George imagines when he writes about Dany or Rhaegar.
>>222705944What does that have to do with food tasting bland without salt and pepper
Dunk my guy. Is that so bad?
>>222705944Shoutout to the legend Softfoot>and the little grey man the brothers called Softfoot, who'd raped a hundred women in his youth, and liked to boast how none had ever seen nor heard him until he shoved it up inside them
>>222705743>>222705918they had to make Roslin's actress look more plain for the show and she still mogged 90% of the female cast
>>222706039ASOIAF sex and nudity scenes taste bland because fat man avoids ass like plague.
>>222706197because anal is a porn-derived fetish and no medieval man would go for the stinker when a pussy is right there
>>222705944How could people in the middle ages stand doing anal when personal hygiene was terrible?
>>222706223I said ass not anal. That's a body part that was fetishized through ages.
>>222705168not on my watch
Which girl in asoiaf has canonically the fattest ass?
>>222705368i cant even look at porn on reddit anymore bc they force an account to look at old.reddit and theres no way im using the android phone website version in its place
>>222706248Renly and Loras managed somehow. But desu i've only added anal for comedic effect, literally off of one line in the book about Mountain's man who liked to enter from the back door >>222700538
how long until they remake game of thrones do you think? 10 years? 20?
>>222706284Lancel's mother.
>>222706197The funniest instance of this is when Brienne climbs out of the bathtub with her back to Jaime because she couldn't handle the bantz and Jaime's only focus is how hairy her pussy is. And not you know, the GIANT fucking ass she probably has.
>>222705152Now her Hollywood career is deader than Zegler's
>>222706323George cannot write men without them being gangrapists
>>222706386Lancel's mother Dorna Swyft got a small chin
>>222706442who did eddard stark gangrape?
>>222704943phwoar def. another one for "Up the Arse Corner"
>>222706472Ned is the HONORABLE exception but exceptions only make the rule strongerin Westeros everyone with a cock is eventually a rapist
>>222706506>in Westeros everyone with a cock is eventually a rapisteven bran?
>>222706442>"Should I commit less rapes Your Grace? I am a man after all."
>>222706526had he not become a cripple, sure
>>222706497Tanked btw
>>222706538now he entertains himself by watching rapes. all day long. sansa was so beautiful in her dress
if a man wargs into a woman being raped, does that make him raped as well?
>>222706599It helps Euron hone his craft
>>222706423She could probably break an iron rod in two with them cheeks.
>>222706643>The Dark Lore Behind 'A Finger In The Bum' (ASOIAF Theory)
>>222706526>>222706538He WILL rape Meera while warging Hodor's body. The little frog better start stretching :3
Ygritte raped Jon and stole his virginityHe was just a wee boy
>>222706643Euron is basically a transwoman who loves to be raped, what a little slut.
can someone explain to me why Dunk is a show
>>222706662Pod is so lucky.>>222706717You're thinking of Varamyr.
>>222706752It's great you fag
>>222706752it's dunkakino
>>222705350why is Melisande ugly?
>>222705072It’s kind of funny how every time an actor/actress from this franchise tries to get into capeshit it flops. >Jon Snow and Robb Stark in Eternals, flops>Arya in New Mutants, flops>Dany in Secret Invasion, flopsOnly one that did mildly okay was Sansa in those other X-Men movies.
>>222706423>Jaime's only focus is how hairy her pussy isText sauce nao
>>222706039>>222705744He's constantly talking about bread and salt, and he has like three pages dedicated to one stew made with pepper seized from a false lighthouse destroyed trading ship
>>222706760define great
>>222706762is Egg the mad king
>>222706929He’s the mad king’s dad in show canon.
>>222706695Is this the darkest TWOW theory?
>>222706964so Egg son is the mad king
>>222706197>>222706423>Ywn read hambeast AFFC Cersei getting plowed by Aurane Waters and viscerally describing how fat and wobbly her ass is
>>222706841>Jaime caught a glimpse of the thick blonde bush at the juncture of her thighs as she climbed out. She was much hairier than his sister. Absurdly, he felt his cock stir beneath the bathwater.
>>222706993Aurane will be the opening POV in Winds.
>>222706971whatsTWOW
post Otto sex memes
>>222705774alongside every female frey inside it!
>>222707001Of course he would compare the pussy, I doubt he spent as much time admiring Cersei's ass
Why do people think Laenor survived? The events of the books occur but his death is off-screen:>LaenorVelaryon had grown weary of Ser Qarl’s companionship and had grown enamored of a new favorite, a handsome young squire of six-and-ten. Mushroom, as always, favors the most sinister theory, suggesting that Prince Daemon paid Qarl Correy to dispose of Princess Rhaenyra’s husband, arranged for a ship to carry him away, >OFF-SCREEN: then cut his throat and fedhim to the sea.
Genuinely there's no way GRRM is straight Straight men do not find pussies attractive unless they're pristine top tier. A nice ass is way easier to come by and something you notice immediately
>>222706758>Pod is so luckyYeah.
>>222707081Who thinks that gay pedophile survived?
>>222707116He's a boobs guy, come on.
>>222707081Making him survive on the show was so stupid. It's an effort to not make Rhaenyra look evil, kek.
>>222707141When the episode aired in 2022 eveyrone thought that rhaenyra and daemon spared Laenor.
>>222707028See my thinking is that Edmure and Roslin's first son gets Riverrun. And their second son gets Twins. And a new Tully cadet branch is set at the crossing. The boy can marry a Frey woman too to set his claim forward
>>222707154AGAIN, RETARD. I ASK: WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HE SURVIVED? The last scene we see him is he is ferrying to the boat where evidently he was murdered and body thrown into the sea. Perhaps Rhaenyra was not aware but Daemon 100% had him murdered. He's fucking dead not sucking gay nigger dick in Pentos.
>That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long agoWhy did Martin write a teenager giving a grown man a blowjob?
>>222706971no it's Bran raping Meera while in Summer
>>222707081There’s some very esoteric easter egg in the text referencing one of George’s old sci-fi buddies who wrote a story about a prince escaping. Or something like that I don’t remember the details.
>>222707180>every way a man can have a womanBetween toes too? Fffuuarrrrrrk...
>>222707159>>222707178That pedophile is definitely dead. Perhaps people thought him alive in 2022 but after Adam gets Seasmoke we know that bond is severed
>>222707167Why are you so obsessed with this?
>>222707197>>222706971>>222706695Bran will warg Meera and rape himself
Did he really deserve his fate?I feel like this guy didn't do anything wrong in his position, Cregan should have gone easy on him
>>222707220Current hyperfixation, don't mind me.
>>222707250This sorry fuck betrayed every side he was ever on. Multi turncloak. He deserved torture. So surviving is well more than fair
>>222707167For me? It's a resurgent Ironborn Empire that takes every island and peninsula, rebuilds Harrenhal. The shitty trout Tullys and Mootons get replaced with based Codds.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222707197I remember a time where all the smut with Bran on fanfiction.net was weird as shit, like the one where Arya caughts him jerking off while shitting on the bathroom pot
Meera Reed
>>222707180>“Unlace your breeches and pull ’em down. Go on, there’s no one here to see. Do it.” Sullenly, Arya did as he said. “Over there, against the oak. Stick your arse out. Yes, like that.” She wrapped her arms around the trunk and pressed her face to the rough wood. “You scream now. You scream loud.”>I won’t, Arya thought stubbornly, but when Yoren laid the wood against her plump backside, the shriek burst out of her anyway. “Think that hurt?” he said. “Try this one.” The stick came whistling. Arya shrieked again, clutching the tree to keep from falling. “One more.”>She held on tight, chewing her lip, flinching when she heard it coming. The stroke made her jump and howl. I won’t cry, she thought, I won’t do that. I’m a Stark of Winterfell, our sigil is the direwolf, direwolves don’t cry. She could feel a thin trickle of blood running down her left leg, along with something else.For the same reason he wrote this
>>222707313jews
>>222707312>She could feel a thin trickle of blood running down her left leg, along with something else.>along with something else...w-what
>>222707287I remember when he was a star of every other harem fuckfest fic for no reason back in 2017. Him and Joffrey.
>>222707180>every way a man can have a womanDaario confirmed for having buggered her hole
>>222707316They are the amongst the whitest people ever actually. All book descriptions we have of them is basically they have bright eyes, creamy skin and golden hair (sometimes silver)
>>222707312That's not real.
>>222707167Based.
Daemon is a faggot for not impregnating Rhea
>>222707180>had her every way a man can have a womanOk so were talking back of knee, armpit, ear canal, the works.
How do we feel about Baenyra?
>>222705576>and frigid womenhot
>>222707389That's her great great whatever grandson
>>222707411>That's her great great whatever grandsonHOT ASF
>>222705743>>222706190her squished face is so cute
>>222707389>time travel shipsInteresting
>>222707313How old is old town?
Wow, what do you know! The general is usable once the trannies have their own containment thread.
>>222707313>>222707442What was Oldtown's original name?
>>222707442Older than Newtown some say, but don't quote me on that.
>>222707443I'm still here I just don't post Emma here anymore cuz it gets flooded by the you know who.
"Allow it...?" Do not forget yourself, Vaemond.
>>222707460Probably something like "The Town" or something. As it was the first city ever in Westeros it likely lost its original settlement name. Probably originally a small village called like Hightower Village. or Honeyby or something
Sex with Martell bastard women
>>222706752they want to make money
>>222707515What is her problem?
>>222707515what did she mean by that? genital warts?
>>222707383They really miscast her, she isn't supposed to be a cute tomboy
>>222707515What were they thinking with this line. She could've at least said something like "you want the highborn girl but you need a good slut"
>>222707180you missed the best part>“Come back to bed and kiss me.” No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. “I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me.”
>>222707460Newtown
>>222707467I love Alicent
>>222707572>No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis
>my son has been captured by the starks and i’m angry because it makes my house look weak>so now that we’re reunited i’m sending him into battle to lead the vanguard where he could easily get captured again What was Tywin thinking?
>>222707127She cute.
>>222707615he trusts in his son's prowess
>>222704943what's going on here
>>222707383Why were the ancient House Royce ok with being replaced by a Targaryen cadet branch
>>222707615>My son (whom i hate) is captured by an obviously insane woman who's operating on her own? Billions must die, Hoster will pay for this, total rivercuck death
KWAB
>>222707615Your son gets taken captive? Makes you look weak if you don't respond.Your son dies in battle? Makes you look good (and it's a bonus because you hated him).
>>222707650>who's operating on her ownNot on her own. Tywin was also punishing the houses that men who helped her belonged to. And an innocent innkeep woman because why the fuck not.
>>222707682Yeah if he dies Tywin would be satisfied but a Northerner just as easily could’ve grabbed Tyrion and taken him to Roose Bolton.
>>222707666they really did their best to cram in every possible KWAB moment into the season 2bh
>>222707646I think the intention is Daemon's child with Rhea would take the Royce name
Was it rape?
>>222707666
>Greenniggers will never know this, only rape, foot fetishes and hypochondriac schizoid behavior
>>222707615>my son has been captured by the starks and i’m angry because it makes my house look weak>so now I'm sending ser Gigacock the Mountainfucker and his game of anal rapist into the neighboring region to rape and kill as they like
>>222707900Cope. She was begging to get bred like a lioness biting her mate’s nutsack.
>>222707923What's wrong with feet?
>>222707953GOD why are greensissies like this?
>>222707953retarded fetish
I never watched this show because of the nigger Targaryens
>>222707977If she was standing in front of you, I expect anon would tremble in fear and stutter, and be unable to look her in the eye.
>>222707922i wish his incel jihad lasted longer, it was kino
>>222707991What?
>>222707923Why the fuck they have sex while dressed?
>>222707938>”Ser Gregor, he wasn’t paying no mind to none of our fun, but now he looks, you know how he does, and he commands that the girl be brought before him. Now the old man has to drag her out of the kitchen, and no one to blame but hisself. Ser looks her over and says, ‘So this is the whore you’re so concerned for,’ and this besotted old fool says, ‘My Layna’s no whore, ser,’ right to Gregor’s face. Ser, he never blinks, just says, ‘She is now,’ tosses the old man another silver, rips the dress off the wench and takes her right there on the table in front of her da, her flopping and wiggling like a rabbit and making these noises. The look on the old man’s face, I laughed so hard ale was coming out me nose. Then this boy hears the noise, the son I figure, and comes rushing up from the cellar, so Raff has to stick a dirk in his belly. By then, Ser’s done, so he goes back to his drinking and we all have a turn. Tobbot, you know how he is, he flops her over and goes in the back way. The girl was done fighting by the time I had her, maybe she’d decided she liked it after all, though to tell the truth I wouldn’t have minded a little wiggling. And now here’s the best bit … when it’s all done, Ser tells the old man that he wants his change. The girl wasn’t worth a silver, he says … and damned if that old man didn’t fetch a fistful of coppers, beg m’lord’s pardon, and thank him for the custom!”
>>222707900Holy fuck that's bad quality
>rapes you
>>222708157Daemons lil girl got fucking HIGHTOWERED
>>222707666Didn’t one of the kings of England survive a wound like this?
>>222708444Henry V
>>222708444>>222708456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s982-bufjh8I knew that sounded familiar
>https://youtu.be/AJL3_qN7J5c?si=tVOJTpW8W9iga7tF&t=42>That scene at Laena's funeral where Vaemond is talking crap about the BASTARDS and Rhaenyra is in the background seething.lmao
>>222708444Cole tanked that. He’ll be back to continue his jihad as the shepherd.
>>222707752He wasn't going to lose the battle, anon
>>222708502based
Why didn't Otto just marry Viserys if he wanted the iron throne?
Janny just nuked 100+ posts in the Emma/Rhaenyra thread. Biggest nuke I have seen on /tv/ without a 404 in years. WTF lmfao. So funny.
It's crazy how many smallfolk suffered because of the decisions of a handful of greedy nobles
>>222708654>expected the hunter troll posts to be deleted>it was actually OP (?) who was posting Emma that got nukedwtf
>>222708683actually the troll posts got deleted toowhat's going on
>>222708683He probably accidentally deleted my posts while doing a mass prune of the guy spamming "tranny". I'm not banned or warned.
>>222705074None of that matters because he lost. The Lannisters control westeros and he kneels before Bolton the End. haha
>>222707666ANGLE 3NGLE3HATERS CLUB!!!!
DA NORF REMEMBERS AND STUFFoh but that house of vampire rapist torturers? they're fine I guess
>>222708832
>>222708866would roose bolton support the blacks or the greens
>>222708900He’d be one of the people suggesting shooting Criston Cole with arrows so nobody has to fight him.
poppa bear?
>>222708702KWAB kys
>>222708819The mummer’s farce is almost done.
>>222708819King Tommen the great
what's a mummer and what farce did he tell
>>222707938>they have my son>*quibbling*>THEY HAVE MY SONhe was so based
>>222709221>>222709281> Just two more years. Winds will be out in two more years and my headcannon will be re-ACK show's canon, bookslop is secondary material.
>>222705225>>222705350I really really dislike it. I guess it's consistent at least but I wouldn't want to see that style in anything I was looking at.
>>222709281King Tommen I the Lion, First of his Name. Kings of the Andal, Rhoynar and First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm!
Is there an in-universe explanation why targaryens commit incest so much?
>>222705225Yeah.
>>222706526He warged into Ramsay as he was raping his sisterDoes that count?
>>222704943dysgenic innsmouth looking bitch
>Didn't watch Dunk while it was airing>Missed the Dunk threads>All I'll have now is reposting the same HotD memes for the next 2 years.>>222709978A mix of genuine supremacist views, hording power both in political station and the ability to control fucking dragons, and just in general being so familial fucked some of them fell in love.
>>222708541Doubtful
what explains the relatively lack of career for the main cast? Clarke was in a couple bombs, and Sansa was in some xmen capeslop and I can't think of moreoh I guess Pedro Pascal is in everything now but he's not really main cast
>>222710104Dunk s2 next yeardont miss it
>>222709978Literal magic blood
>>222710115It’s a fakeout like the Mountain’s head getting sent to Dorne in the books.
Good night /got/Remember, the night is dark and full of terrors
POPPA BEAR!
>>222710743Why does he look like someone just farted?
Do we know how Citadel worked before Aegon's conquest? Did they send maesters to every castle in Westeros even to enemy kingdoms and Castle Black?
>>222711037i want to have sex with that cat
>>222705225Damphair is just Alan Moore
>>222711037GRRM has been very reticent to explore "prehistory" pre-Conquest Westeros except in broad strokes, in particular about border-spanning institutions like the silent sisters and the Citadel.
>>222705052It's amazing when you realize, that at the very core of this entire setting, it really does just boil down entirely to this dichotomy. Everything stems from it
>>222705139Conceptually yes, but realistically they never would. If there was a need for a woman to be impersonated, they would just use a faceless female instead of a male
>>222711507Don't they tell Arya that there's barely any female faceless "men" in one of her Braavos chapters? I vaguely recall this.
>>222705225Time was, his dogshit art was adequate to cover the bases, because he did practically all characters, even literally who's. By now though, the series is much more popular so there's better artists and art of everything.So yes, he has served the realm long and faithfully, and every man and woman in the fandom owes him thanks. But, it is time for him to set aside his pen and his tablet, it is time to rest and look back with pride on his many years of service. He shall be given a stout keep, beside the sea, with servants to look after his every need.
>>222711524Sure but barely any isn't none
>>222711574>Even now I could outdraw the five of you like doodling a caricature!
>>222711037Yes. Just like how the Dornish obeyed the church hierarchy based in Oldtown I guess.
>>222711574>Ah, but what good is a stout keep without a stout wife to warm my bed?Actually, he didn't say that, but he should've. If I was kicked out of the kingsguard, getting married would be my first priority.
>>222705225I don't like his art because it reminds me too much of Johnny Test.I prefer amok.
>>222710010I never travel far without a little big star.
>>222712312Amok's best character depictions are great but his worse ones are just dreadful.. . .He's like TheMico in that regard really.
>>222712509How come Aegon gets to marry two of his sisters? How is that fair?
>>222712631it isn't. he treated Visenya pretty shabbily
>>222704982Why did they draw him like that?
>>222700772>Anon, don't be fooled by Dance's depiction of Tywin. He failed at portraying his character properly.Yes, he was nowhere near intense enough.>Her father's eyes had always been unsettling; pale green, almost luminous, flecked with gold. His eyes could see inside you, could see how weak and worthless and ugly you were down deep. When he looked at you, you knew.>Unbidden, a memory came to her, of the feast King Aerys had thrown when Cersei first came to court, a girl as green as summer grass. Old Merryweather had been nattering about raising the duty on wine when Lord Rykker said, "If we need gold, His Grace should sit Lord Tywin on his chamber pot." Aerys and his lickspittles laughed loudly, whilst Father stared at Rykker over his wine cup. Long after the merriment had died that gaze had lingered. Rykker turned away, turned back, met Father's eyes, then ignored them, drank a tankard of ale, and stalked off red-faced, defeated by a pair of unflinching eyes.
>>222705225he gives purpose to that one Falyse Stokeworth stan so yes
>>222712945Lemme guess, he made her very hot? I love when artists do that with uggo characters.
>>222712928>His eyes could see inside you, could see how weak and worthless and ugly you were down deepMan, Tywin done messed up his kids.
>>222712928>looks at her father>thinks about AerysWhat did Georg von Gurmsberg mean by this?
I need the sentiment from a more critical consumer: where do the spinoff shows fall in a quality spectrum from early GoT to late GoT?
>>222705074>Foes and false posters are all around me, Lord ...Semoc Eh. They infest my city like BASTARDS!!, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The black man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his dreadlocks trembled. "My son Crabfeeder Poster came to the Thread a guest. He ate Lord TAOOBA's bread and salt, and hung his shitpost upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Bloodraven Posters choke upon their fables. I drink with Eggshota Poster, jape with Lukeshota Poster, promise Rhaenyrayuri Poster the hand of my own beloved grandposter… but never think that means I have forgotten. The Velaryons remembers, Lord ...Semoc Eh. The Velaryons remembers, and the bastard's farce is almost done. My brother is home."
>>222710938Cause it reminds him Ygritte is dead.
>ywn get married to a Blackwood waifu with raccoon eyes
>>222705225Amok is the definitive Asoiaf artist.
>>222712928I like the story where Stannis reminisces of the time he and Robert saw Tywin on the throne.>It would be a wondrous thing to see stone come to life," he admitted, grudging. "And to mount a dragon . . . I remember the first time my father took me to court, Robert had to hold my hand. I could not have been older than four, which would have made him five or six. We agreed afterward that the king had been as noble as the dragons were fearsome." Stannis snorted. "Years later, our father told us that Aerys had cut himself on the throne that morning, so his Hand had taken his place. It was Tywin Lannister who'd so impressed us." His fingers touched the surface of the table, tracing a path lightly across the varnished hills. "Robert took the skulls down when he donned the crown, but he could not bear to have them destroyed. Dragon wings over Westeros . . . there would be such a . . ."
>stannis the "one" "true" "king"lmaoo
>>222714133Real. All hail the true king of Westeros: Tommen of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister
>>222713940>the one thing Robert and Stannis could agree on was that pre-hairloss Tywin had auraKek.
>>222714358another brutal redpill by george
>>222705056!on ,on ,oN
>>222705339wait there are still stannisfags?>>222708654based, fuck the spamming emmafag
i was a fuckin legend in gin alley
>>222714901Stannis thread.Stannis board.Stannis website.
What if Ser Rymun Mallister had been selected for the kingsguard instead of Criston Cole?How much would history change?Also House Mallister is the best house.
>>222712998Not exactly
>>222707389>Let's give this honourable, good, kind man a mentally insane wife that will cheat on him and have children with other men.
>>222706752Someone really wanted to make a show about shitting, pissing, gratuitous man ass, and anal fisting but it wouldn't sell without attaching it to a different IP.
King Daeron the Realm's Delight, first of his name, king of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men!
>>222705529>Black Kremlin
>>222706990>Egg son is the mad kingHuh? It's his grandson
>>222715653dunno what the anon that says he can fix her sees in her
>>222711265>"prehistory" pre-Conquest WesterosAnon, the Conquest was barely a few hundred years ago. He just has no idea.
>>222715952would sacrifice MILLIONS in his name
how could Melisandre be so wrong to think a balding middle aged Stannis was the man of her prophecy?
>>222712817>Aegon prefers imouto than oneesanfag confirmed
>>222715952Twat
>>222716180>middle agedHe's like 35, at most.
>>222716259so why did they cast someone so old
>>222707571Movies and TV-shows are made by Americans, for Americans. Americans tend to have very low IQ and standards, so they can suspend their disbelief to a much greater degree than most others.
>that one chapter where a wildling remember warging into a wolf just before she was about to get fucked by her matehot
>>222714335Euron's future stepson
>>222705225no. his style is trash
>>222705225it's kino
>>222716588if you like waring into a woman before she gets fucked does that count as agp
Why is House Beesbury so popular?
>>222707389Rhaenyra is a degenerate treasonous whore. He would send her to the silent sisters if she surrendered and take her head otherwise.
>>222716940Treasonous? She's queen.
>>222707442Older than Valyria and Ghis.
>>222708599>zoomie thinks faggot marriage was a real thing before Obongolmao, ignorant broccoli head.
>>222713746have you tried going to the Burlington Bar? you can have your pick. I'm currently making the 8 there, getting the 8 most common STDs.
>>222716963With bastards for sons? Hardly.
>>222717144What does it matter? She is the designated heir and her children was legally acknowledged as legitimate. And she is queen.Explain how she could have committed treason against... who? Herself? Her fucking dad? lmao
Would Rhaenys really be a better choice than Viserys? Laenor would be king.
>>222717157Pffft get a load of this guy
>>222717172George had to turn Laenor into a fag or the choice between Rhaenys and Viserys for the readers would've been too easy.
>>222717157She's an untruthful whore who deceived her father and the realm, which is treason. Her status was illegitimate Viserys would have disinherited her had he known the truth. Whore princesses get sent to join the silent sisters. See the precedent of Saera. Rhaenyra sitting the Iron Throne would have meant the end of the Targaryen dynasty and the start of the Strong Dynasty.
>>222717220because Rhaenyra was the first Targ to have half Targ children
>>222716963Aegon is king according to all law and precedent.
>>222717157>Explain how she could have committed treason against... who?THE REIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONETHE SIXTH KING OF THE ANDALS, THE ROYHNAR AND THE FIRST MEN
>>222715985They skip a generation in the show, I think.
>>222717305Yeah for some reason Maester Aemond says in GOT>But when I heard they had killed my brother's son (mad king) and his poor son (Rhaegar) and the children. Even the little children (Rhaegars swarty kids)
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL MY PSYCHOPATH NEPHEW AND HIS IDIOT SON WHO STARTED A WAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Shut the fuck up you old faggot
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