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star trek sex with shran
>>222705023That Fanta?
So what are the deets on Paramount's new last ditch Star Trek reset movie?
>>222705344It's full of gay niggers from outer space.
>>222705023I find your lack of Cardie survivors amusing.
King of Queens Style Show with EMH and Bellana as the couple.
>>222705073"Relax! It's just a pizza! Have a sense of gumor."
>>222705035Weyoun is cuter than Shran.
>>222706683are you expecting me to argue or something?
Someone help me understanding the ending of Voyager S1 Ep1. Why did Janeway blow up the Array?The peaceful Odobobo aliens were already trapped underground and doomed to die off in 5 years after the energy from the Caretaker ran out. The bootleg Klingons were violent retards, that somehow had giant star ships that were able to damage the Voyager even though they were amazed by basic Starfleet technology. They wanted to take over the Array, but presumabily never could because the Caretaker's defense systems would BTFO them. So.... after the Array gets damaged, and the self-destruct sequence is terminated, isn't the logical move to beam a team onto the Array, and use its systems to finish off the bootleg Klingons? Then take your time repairing whatever you need to while figuring out how to send yourselves back to Federation space? You can set the Array to self-destruct again right before you leave and everyone's happy.But instead Janeway spergs out and orders the Array destroyed and effectively condemns everyone on board Voyager to spend the rest of their lives trapped on the ship. They say it'll take 75yrs to get back at warp 9, but thats an impossible time frame since the ship can't maintain warp 9 for prolonged periods of time, and every minute spent going slower than warp 9 increases their travel time exponentially. So realistically its a 100+ year journey.But Janeway says she doesn't want to get home at the expense of the Odobobo's, but how does that make any fucking sense when the outcome is the same for them no matter what Voyager does? They still die in 5 years, and it should be a simple matter to keep the bootleg Klingons at bay until Voyager is able to return home, and blow up the Array then.(2K Limit)
>>222707928(Cont)It just seems to me like the Array getting damaged in the fight was a good enough excuse to say it was fucked beyond repair (the Caretaker's tech is too advanced for Starfleet) and so they're forced to take the long way home. But they wanted to give Janeway agency over the situation for some stupid girl boss moment "she's doomed us, why do we have to listen to her?!" "BECAUSE SHE'S THE CAPTAIN!" Oh snap! And then she gives her little HR speech about how fun its going to be trying to overcome these impossible odds and make it back to Federation space before they all die of old age....but its all her fault, and she did it for no logical reason, or even to just follow the Prime Directive to the bitter end. Unless their intention is to write Janeway like a real woman, I just don't get it.
>>222707948They just needed an excuse to keep the ship there, they imply the Kazon were also helped by the caretaker and knew what value the tech held. So it would’ve just been giving the whole thing to them, the real question is why not use the tech to get home and leave a torpedo behind on the station to blow it up after they get home
The Kazon were so dumb that despite having interstellar spacecraft, they couldn't figure out how to smash together some hydrogen (the most common element in the universe) and oxygen (the active ingredient of the air they were breathing) to make water. How were they ever supposed to be taken seriously as a villain race?
>>222705023You actually eat like that? At your age? Did your mommy microwave it for you
>>222708156They’re a great idea for something like what voyager was supposed to be, a rag tag ship constantly dealing with limited resources. But as it is I like them enough as a villain their culmination at the end of the 3rd season and beginning of the fourth we’re great
hello /trek/have you seen this spock in your dreams yet?
>>222705035star trek sex with wesley
Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>222709137that actor was the scary ungendered Lal too
Its only the 2nd episode and I can already tell he's going to be the best of the modern doctors (unless they ruin him somehow).
>>222710056I'm on S5 of VOY, and yeah he is. One of my favorite characters in all of Trek.
>>222710056It just dawned on me he's actually the same guy from DS9 that created the Medical Hologram program in the first place. Pure fucking kino.Ah, well, I just went back and checked, the Doctor Bashir, I Presume? episode aired in 1997, while Voyager started in 1995, so not as fucking kino as I thought it was if the order had been reversed and they had brought this One Shot character back for a new show and he nailed the performance like that. Still good shit though.
>>222707928>BTFO them.The proper way to say this would be, "BTFO of them".
>>222705073...great, now I want pepperoni pizza
>>222710148BTFO dez nuts!
>>222708190Anon, that's obviously dominos. Those are parmesan bread bites.
LOL, remember one of the most emotional moments in Trek history? SOOO FUNNAAYYY with PUPPETSS LOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!
>>222711492Now do the one where Trelane calls Uhura a negress but they're both muppets haha
>>222708258The Kazon should have had some Trabe or other advanced races as tech slaves. The Mongols would spare craftsmen and engineers because they are useful, but then they aren't retarded cabbage heads. It's a general trek failing in that non Feddie factions are monoliths with no subject/ally planets. There are loads of different proud warrior race guys who would be natural friends of Klingons, or working as mercenaries for Ferengi.
>>222709137In the old days of sci fi we'd have women dress like this.
>Andromeda S2>Trance gets a glowup>also starts acting insane>background "war is coming" arc of the evil monkey race led by evil space devilI guess they needed to spice things up but I hope it stabilizes its direction
>>222710892Fun fact: Frakes' original line was "I'm really LeVar Burton" but it was changed after the kid said "but you're not a blind nigger".
The puppet episode would have been an amazing Red Dwarf or Lower Decks (live action special) episode.
>>222710892You just know
>>222711925FICTION!
this nigga drinkin earl grey
>>222712074Star Trek will not be good again until people admit that Lower Decks was the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek.
>>222712199you seem angryangry at cartoonslmao
>>222712234Angry at what Star Trek has become. And angry at Trekkies for being consoomer cattle.
>>222712241pathetic
>Paramount makes a TOS-era show>people still bitch"Trekkies" don't know what they want.
>>222712262"Pathetic" he says as he seethes that his favorite cartoon got insulted
>>222712275>Paramount makes a TOS-era show that has nothing in common with TOS
>>222712287Haven't watched a single episode of Lower Decks yet. I'm not into cartoons, but I sure don't get angry at them or muh multi million dollar franchise.
>>222712275They really are toxic manchildren>Make Discovery a TOS-era show>NO, NOT LIKE THIS! make TNG>Make TNG era show with their favorite Captain>NO, NOT LIKE THIS! TNG but optimistic and light-hearted>Make LD>NO, NOT LIKE THIS! Make REAL TOS this time!>Make SNW>NO, NOT LIKE THIS! Try Voyager>Make Prodigy with Captain Janeway>NO, NOT LIKE THIS! Just go into the absolute future and don't mess with classic trek>Make Starfleet Academy>NO, NOT LIKE THIS!
>>222710892STAR TREK SEX WITH ENSIGN BRITTANY
>>222712344There's a full caste of people earning money by generating outrage about anything now. Enjoying things doesn't generate nearly as much energy, and neither does accepting that something isn't for you.
>>222712344None of these shows are actually Star Trek. They're all skinwalkers. And you know this, Redditfag. It doesn't matter how many memberberries you cram into them, the underlying writing style is still foreign to Star Trek. STD might be a "TOS-era show" but ultimately it's a serialized action show. Same goes for Picard. LD is a generic adult cartoon wearing the TNG aesthetic and lore like a skinsuit. SNW is genre pastiche, Prodigy is a toddler cartoon, and Starfleet Academy is a YA drama.None of these shows are Star Trek. None of them are written like Star Trek, none of them follow Star Trek's actual format and genre.
>consumes infantile shows made for manchildren>calls people manchildren
>>222712424Why isn't there a funko pop animated show yet?
>>222712460>Funko Pop movie starring all your favorite IPs in a le ebin crossoverKino
Hello yes, is this the Advanced Starship Design Bureau? If it's not too much trouble, I was hoping you could please explain your thinking process hereThanks
Does anybody where to get this? The August issue contains an interview with Goldsman where he downright says that they just pick a genre or wacky idea and then put a coat of Star Trek paint on it.I haven't found the full actual interview online, just excerpts.
>>222713024>"The journey to year one begins"So it's still on the table?
>>222712460>>222712472Isn't Funko going out of business? I thought they had some quarterly meeting with shareholders a while back and announced they weren't going to survive the next twelve months.I haven't seen any of that godawful fucking garbage show up on BBTS in a long time except during clearance sales, so either stores finally stopped buying them or they stopped making them.Either way, nature is healing.
>>222713059>I thought they had some quarterly meeting with shareholders a while back and announced they weren't going to survive the next twelve months.I will give them my first born, if they bancrupt before the end of the year. Fuck funko pops, biggest colectible garbage out there.
>>222713024Wait, I found it. Prepare for some juicy tidbits.
>>222713076Yeah it's like the polar opposite aesthetic of what I like. Tasteless, soulless, fucking cancer, all of it. Zero creativity, it's literally copypasta the brand and exists only so people can have shelf representation, but somehow they were memed as collectibles so there's a wall of the ugly fuckers in every walmart, target, best buy, and collectibles shop in the country.There's a 1/18 scale warrior bug from Starship Troopers by Hiya Toys up for preorder with a shipping date of next year, and it can scale with Nacelle's Star Trek line.Ugly fucking square headed beady eye dolls? Hate it, want to tie the owner to a chair and smash their collection with a hammer in front of them.Ugly fucking monster aliens made out of claws and blades that my Ro Laren figure who doesn't even exist yet can fight? Oh hell yeah, sign me up for three of them bitches.
Since teleporter can clone the pattern in buffer, can't they just build galaxy class size teleporter, and start "cloning" the ships?
>>222713200>can't they just build galaxy class size teleporterProbably not?
>>222713200Rom was apparently the only person in the whole Fed-Dominion war who realized you could just create a horde of self-replicating attack drones.
>>222713223
>>222713223no one needs to see this
>>222713229
I am retarded. Recommend me a Star Trek episode.
>>222713240
>>222713240>"When we started talking about a ghost story, we felt we hadn't seen that in Star Trek"I've been posting this gif here and shitposting about Bev fucking ghosts since before nuTrek even started. I fell for your trap and started reading your cancer and now I have a headache, and now I'm closing the tab.You win, retarded ass autistic cunt.
>>222713227That's kind sad, but go Rom!
>>222713229>When we started talking about a ghost story, we felt we hadn't seen that in Star TrekLiterally one of the most infamous episodes, come the fuck on
>>222713264
>>222713250TNG season 2, episode 17, Samaritan Snare. You're gonna feel at home.
>>222713229>Of course, it's easier to worry about a character's plight when you actually care about them. Since their very first mission, Strange New Worlds' ensemble has established itself as one of the most likable in the long-running franchise's historylollmao, even
>>222713294>screenshot 2026-08-22 at 13:21:57>Computer, where is it 1 in the afternoon right now?>IndiaHmm. So the NuTrek spammer is Indian?How does /trek/ feel about this?
>>222713359That timezone is Europe or West Africa
>>222713383I hope Russia invades Estonia next.
Next, some interview boxes from the same issue.
>>222713431
>>222713453
>>222713240>hadn't seen a ghost story in star trekso they never even watched TNG?
>>222713473
>>222713453>I was actually pulled aside by a sort of titan in this franchise early on, and when I had my first child, this person said to me "Don't fuck it up!" in a very pointed, very serious way.Frakes?
>>222713509Kurtzman. They said "titan of the franchise" and don't know about anything besides the show they're in. To them, that means Kurtzman.
>>222713504>>222713473>>222713453>>222713431The amount of Hollywood hubris on display here is impressive desu. They genuinely think anyone gives a shit about what they have to say.
>>222713530He was on Discovery S2 which had Frakes as an episode director
>>222713504>You're one of the few characters in the show whose post-Strange New Worlds fate is unknown. Did the showrunners tell you your fate?Hopefully she gets erased from history like they did with Michael Burnham, a descendant of Khan serving on the Enterprise only for it to never come up in Space Seed is just monumentally retarded. Literally there was no sensible reason to give her his name outside of I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
I really hope the lawsuit destroys Paramount and rights to Star Trek get split up across ten different companies.
>>222713588To be fair, it's not like they ask to get interviewed.
>>222713271>You win, retarded ass autistic cunt.NO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>222713679>a descendant of Khan serving on the Enterprise only for it to never come up in Space Seed is just monumentally retarded.Many episodes feature Spock meeting someone he'd meet again a few yers later as Kirk's First Officer. They don't recognize each other and Spock never mentions them in TOS. This is either a massive plothole or Spock loses his memories somehow (but not of Pike?).
Uhura doesn't recognize T'Pring despite meeting her 52 times
>>222713775It's not like i asked to be raped by my uncle but here we are
>>222713240Every time I see the girl who plays Chapel in this I remember what she looks like from the neck down and I get sad.
>>222714112In the Holodeck, right?
>>222714030>Ah yes, Mr. Korby, I still remember you from when an alien mindcontrolled everyone on the Enterprise into thinking I was still together with Nurse Chapel when in fact she already hooked up with you. And later, we were both stuck in a spirit prison on an alien planet that worked liked a Zelda dungeon.
>>222714124Both
>>222714105At least T'Pring not recognising Uhura still makes senseWhat were they thinking
>>222705344Their what now
>>222713240Almost midget proportions
>>222705344>>222714212All I know is it'll feature an entirely original crew on a new ship and will be even further into the future than Picard.
NOOOOOOBELAAAAAY THAT PHAAAASEERRRR ORRRDERRRRRRR
>>222714300I think it's clear that this will not be a "serious" film. This will be similar to the DnD film or lean more into Marvel.
The Inner Light is not a good episode, it's traumatizing shit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZcMyyw_CY
>It's a Garak episode
>>222714426Better than the brainwashing obelisk from that Voyager episode
>>222714535I would say they're both just as bad, because they force those visions on you, because some alien asshole decided "OUR HISTORY IS IMPORTANT, EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN IT".
Best episode of Star Trek to watch while you are in the middle of a focal aware seizure? I already watched Move Along Home.
>>222714030The fact Pike follows the JJ characterization where he's a mentor for most of the TOS crew makes it seem illogical that it's only Spock that would try to help him and not the whole Enterprise.
>>222714582I'm sorry but the one that affects just one person and merely knocks him out for 20 mins to relive a chunk of one guy's life is objectively less bad than the one that hijacks the brains of anyone who comes near it and forces them to reenact a traumatic chapter of a war
>>222714624And they also know Kirk, he's practically an informal crew member already, why wouldn't they just tell him to play along?
>>222714423Why are gen xissies and troonlennials afraid of being sincere and genuine?
>>222714621Why do people post this everywhere? I've seen it on several discords. Is this a viral thing? Or was this all you?
>>222714704I want a trek film that is like Hunt for Red October, but this will not happen. It will rather become something like the He-Man movie.
>>222714535>>222714582>>222714643Memorial is kino 'sode though.Chakotay, Uncy Neel, Tom & Harry being guerilla soldiers in an alien war. What more can a gal ask for?
>>222714186She does look like a young Uhura tho? Your pic does a very bad job at poisoning the well
>>222712354You need to be shot in the head with a gun
>>222714796Why is her hair so ugly though? They didn't have to do that to her just to make sure you know she's 'extra black'.Negro woman hair is disgusting they should all be straightened or wear wigs in tv.
>>222714484absolute peak comfy, 'mug of coffee and a blanket' episode
>>222714838That's just hair my dude. You are aware that Nichelle Nichols on screen hair was a wig?
>>222714838She has all kinds of hairdos in the show.
>>222714903Yes that's why I said it. Give her a wig like they gave Nichols a wig.
>>222714928She wears those regularly, i.e. >>222714908Do you even watch the show? TOS was made on a shoestring budget, Nichols wore a single hairstyle the whole time like a retarded anime character holding their look. If anything, it's a show of respect for the fact that Nichols and Roddenberry wanted Uhura to have a natural afro but toned it down for the primitive audiences of the time.
>>222714963Of course I don't. I only watch star trek.
>>222714993So all you wanted to do is make a racist comment about black hair? gotcha, edgy boi, ruun along now
>TOS was made on a shoestring budgetNice outing yourself as a fake fan
>>222715028Black hair doesn't have to be ugly, that was the point you missed
>>222715047It's Goodings natural hair you insist on calling ugly for having the natural structure of black hair. Your aesthetic just so happens to align with the most trite racist tropes, I'm sure.
>>222714963>Nichols wore a single hairstyle the whole timedont ask people "did you even watch the show?" when you didn't watch it
>>222715139If she were white with her scalp clipped to 3mm short it would also be ugly
>>222714963>Nichols wore a single hairstyle the whole timecurious
why did they think goofy pointy sideburns were the future?
>>222715347They thought it distinguished the fashion from the present, and that it wasn't a fashion from the past, which was enough.
>>222714621The one where Data unhypnotizes everyone from the butthead alien game with the flashing lights. Do not actually do this, beefers, we love you. Probably Gamesters of Triskelion
Why does Riker cook eggs like an absolute fucktard?
>>222715617she's not gonna watch TOS
>>222715701What kind of pan is that?
>>222715750you've heard of nonstick pans? that's an ultrastick pan
>>222715701>Riker isn't a Gary Stu, he has flaws!>The flaws:
Supposedly they only built an initial run of six Galaxy classes, before moving on to build more, and then when the Dominion War kicked off, they fast-tracked what they had in production and sent them off to fight without all the luxurious Galaxy class amenities installed.With this in mind, I posit that we should have seen a bunch of goofy saucerless Galaxies whizzing around in those giant DS9 fleet battles.
>>222715748Okay, VOY: The Thaw then
I haven't watched anything past TOS and I will continue to refuse to do so because from a glance it all looks very gay, preachy and full of niggers.
>>222715839king photon torpedo's smash hit "detachable saucer"
>>222715839It's a shame they forgot about saucer separation through 95% of TNG. Taking the civilians into all the situations they did was goofy
>>222715872What?
>>222715904get off my lawnhttps://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4?
>>222715900It also bugs me how often they're apparently stuck unable to transport or whatever and they forget how capable their own shuttles are.Surprisingly many problems they have can be solved by "go do that in a shuttle"
>>222715936this is 4chan, where racism is banned outside of /b/4channel is the containment site
>>222715900if i'd chosen to live on the flagship of the federation i'd be pissed if they dumped me every time something interesting happened.
>>222714330PHOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOON TOOOOOOOORRRRRPEEEEEEEDOOOOOEEESSSSS
>>222716015At least you could rush to the windows and see what's going down.When I watch TNG I like to think about all the people outside of the bridge who surely have no fucking idea what the hell is happening at the best of times. They really should just broadcast the bridge audio ship-wide over the intercom during tense situations.
>>222710753>BTFO dez nuts!The proper way to say this would be, "BTFO of dez nuts!"
>>222716067>I sense... deception... He's not telling us the whole story.>NO, NOT AGAIN, WHY IS SHE STILL THERE, I WANT TO GET TRANSFERRED OFF
On a blanket, next to a broken phase inverter, there was my saucer He wanted 22 bars of gold pressed latinum, but I talked him down to 17I took it to Utopia Planitia, gave it a sonic shower and put it back on
>>222715936>>222715974Aren't jannies supposed to be incognito, even when being completely humiliated? You're treading on thin ice, paycheck might be withheld this week.
>>222715490/trek/bros, how do we respond to the allegations? (You've all read that old story about the Toronto police, right?)
>>222716162Also 4channel doesn't even exist anymore!
>>222716130>Make a token useless female>Following series has a female who's only 90% useless, the other 10% she can fight like a Klingon and drink/gamble with the boys>Oh, let's also have a female who is not useless at all and is in fact a complex characterSirtis complains about how "dull" the recordings of DS9 were because Visitor got cast as an actual character.
>>222716215I remember her calling it Deep Sleep Nine at some con.
Hello I am the Federation, I have FTL travel and photon torpedoes and near-limitless antimatter storage. But I would NEVER EVER develop cloaking technology!
>>222705023What is that, Papa John's?
>>222716293looks it. I am an expert on human pizza food. I know their favorite topping is Leola root.
>>222716242Hello, I'm the Romulan Star Empire, I have blackhole-powered starships and cloaking devices, but i would NEVER EVER to stuff like genetic enhancement to create supersmart and superstrong Romulans.
>>222716215Isn't most of her reasoning that the TNG crew mostly went on to make Voyager, so she really felt at home filming for Voyager while DS9 had a whole different vibe about it, like spending time at a friend's house and finding out their family do everything a bit different, which in DS9's case was much less relaxed
>>222716242The signed a treaty to not do that.They even did do that anyway with the Pegasus
What's LoreReloaded up to these days?
>>222716308Pretty sure they already genetically engineered themselves, that's why their emotions are less volatile than v'tosh ka'tur or logic-impaired/trellium-d Vulcans, also why they lack telepathy
>>222710056Miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>222712234you seem angryat crime statisticslmao
>>222715813The flaws are space clap and space genital warts. The transporters still can't filter out the space VDs.
strange new worlds disgusts me
>>222713163>I like dolls, but not THOSE dollsWhy are all namefags such insufferable faggots?
>>222716215I like how DS9 had a scene where three turbo-autists do her job better than she ever did with all her useless magical powers and psychological traininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_TJXW10SM?t=72
>>222716608>tfw no Spergina gf
>>222716562It's toyfags. Grown men who play with kids toys who call other grown men man children for enjoying animation and puppet shit. "Neurodivergent" is just a faggot euphemism for "detective and best mulched for fertilizer."
>>222705023why so evil??
>>222716671Based Darhe'el defender.
Federation not having cloaking technology was something Enterprise also retconned
>>222716666Neurodivergent myself, satan. Can confirm, there is literally no good living use for me. I also have too many Transformers.
>oh no he insulted my funkos
>>222716666There's nothing wrong with gatekeeping.We need more of it across all fandoms, not less.
>>222716784Just look at that fucking gigachad. He knows he's too cool for just one capital letter in his Christian name. Fuckin legend.
>>222716784>fandoms fucking toyfag manchild behavior. You can just like something without being part of "muh fandom." I bet you read fan fiction. It's just an enjoyable TV show and you're already getting obsessive and weird about it.
>>222716325It was because the TNG cast were unruly children who spent a whole day fucking around and wasting camera instead of reading their lines the first time, so seeing actors behave like professionals was an unusual experience
Oh he's really mad that his funko poops got made fun of
>>222715872I think I'm the only one in here who understood this.Christ, I'm definitely unc.
>>222716015The saucer section contained the holodecks. I wouldn't complain one bit.>Computer, load program Sabrina 1488
>>222716845I'm not VF which means the picture you chose for your post was particularly poignant but for reasons you did not expect.
>>222714838This is why they gave her normal hair in the later seasons, so that she doesn't look like some weird negro creature anymore. I mean sure, she's still a negro creature, but at least she's not completely repulsive now.
>>222715938The makeup effect was so shitty that I immediately guessed the gimmick of the episode. Why would they cast a young actor in old man makeup instead of just casting an old man? Obviously he was going to de-age at some point. Though I watched it in HD on a big screen TV. So maybe it was less obvious in the 80s and 90s.
>>222714743>I want a trek film that is like Hunt for Red OctoberIsn't that what the TOS episode Balance of Terror, and later on The Wrath of Khan film is?I mean, I'm not against reusing the idea as it's absolute kino, but still. When you hear that "sensors can't detect the ship in this [x] field, we're down to visual only" you know you're in for a good time.
>>222717447>When you hear that "sensors can't detect the ship in this [x] field, we're down to visual only" you know you're in for a good time.Why don't they have imaging scanners, anyway? You would think they would have both
>>222717499no light?
>>222717550So looking out the portholes with your naked eye is better somehow? There are other ways to take pictures
>>222717658space portholes are decorative, the other ways to take pictures are sensors
>>222708950is spock canonically vulcasian?
>>222717499Maybe there's some common jamming tech that interferes with all sensor hardware, even simple light sensors.
where's the anon who said Weyoun was cute? come back here and say more.
IN YOUR EYES
Thank you, Yakub, for creating white people and thus Star Trek.
>>222714838>Why is her hair so ugly though?Genetics.
>>222714838>Negro hair is disgustingI mostly agree, but there are a few exceptions.
>>222718464>her superpower is being lucky>was born black
>>222706184You think he ever goons to the fact that he impregnated janeway when they "evolved"?
>>222718464I'm sure Nichelle would agree with Mody:Black woman claims black hair used to be straight...https://youtu.be/rhDw0hqH3pA
>>222718464I love natural black hair, they have such a fucking psychological complex about their hair and honestly I guess it makes sense due to the whole slavery thing but just let it go naturally man
>>222716955Let us sit down in overstuffed leather chairs in the library and sip brandy and discuss the matters of the day, fellow avunculist.
>>222718126now I have the incel council yacht rock song in my head
>>222717221I watched it first run on SD, was probably obvious to an adult but I was a kid so I honestly didn't notice. I am also a dim bulb, so there's that.
>>222717153ALL toyfags get the rope
>>222718774Again
>>222718627I agree. Stop stealing White people's culture, negroes. Be like Geordi and embrace your natural naps.
>>222718627I don't think slavery has much to do with it, that's just afro american cope. My ex had black wavy hair (We're Norwegian) and she was obviously very insecure about her sister who was a carbon copy of her, but with straight black hair.I don't think I've seen so much jealousy and seethe before, just for this tiny detail.I also met a Dutch woman who coped with having long hair to "out feminize" her sister or something, she was a aspie neet who had a chip on her shoulder because her sister was just nicer, and easier to be around and cut her hair short because it's easier.Women are not rational creatures.
>>222711763Things go off the rails and the budget goes way down for this show really hard, as I recall.
>>222719070>embrace your natural naps.Naps are colorblind
>>222705023NO stateNO classesNO religionNO moneyNO familyNO genderNO Private PropertyNO nationsA society in TOTAL harmony, as guaranteed by the absolute dictatorship of the Communist Party.
>>222719401So Communism works, but only in science fiction. Got it.
>>222718628>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...
>>222719588well space = post scarcity but it doesn't even really work there, everything but money's still an issue
>>222719588If Earth has no money, then of what does a Federation officer's commission consist?
Star Trek definitely still has family you schizo
>>222719689A girl I know on SL was harassed for months by an Indian guy who kept telling her his family owned a resort in India and she looked it up and it was a zoo in Bangladesh
>>222719694Resources and CreditsAKA: Money
>>222719694A Federation officer’s commission is not a monetary payment. It is the formal grant of rank and authority to serve in Starfleet—along with the practical benefits of post-scarcity society: housing, food, clothing, medical care, education, transport, and access to needed goods.The Federation may still use credits or other forms of accounting for exchanges with non-Federation societies, luxury goods, or scarce items, but money is no longer required for ordinary life on Earth. In that sense, an officer is compensated through security, resources, status, and the opportunity to pursue meaningful work—not a conventional salary.
>>222719401Don't threaten me with a good time .
>>222719694Nice Peep
Nutrek is fecal matter
>>222719985How did Bashir and Jadzia get gold-pressed latinum?>the practical benefits of post-scarcity society:If society is post-scarcity, why would anyone get priority over anyone else for material goods and necessities, like>housing, food, clothing, medical care, education, transport, and access to needed goods?Anon, that doesn't make sense.>luxury goods>scarce itemsAnon.......She was only 4th place in Miss America 1990, btw. Look up the winner for a laugh.
Okay so, apparently instead of Paramount+ and Disney+ and that kind of retarded shit in India they have something called Disney+hotstar and instead of a subscription you can watch anything you want but it has ads. Strange New Worlds is on there.Disney+hotstar used to be JioCinema, which was owned by Viacom18, a shell company for Reliance Industries, the largest publicly traded company in India. All three of those entities publicly brag on their boring ass corpo sites about how they strategically use marketers at peak times across multiple platforms.I can keep whittling this down to marketing office locations and how many zombies and bots they use per site but Mukesh Ambani is the Chairman and Managing Director of India's Reliance Industries, so ultimately the blame for all of this falls on him. The next time you see fifty posts of nutrek spam in a row with no replies and you wonder who benefits from this madness, curse Mukesh's name.I should stop because this is just the churn of wageslaves and their nutrek masters now, but I need to know where their cages are.
>>222719985the real interesting bit is how picard's archaeology history shit would be the most valuable commodity post-scarcity.>>222720380jadzia always won at tongo, plus maybe 7 lifetimes of savings. its not even really clear what medical services starfleet was providing for all the nonresidents and shit though.
>>222720434>Jadzia always won at tongoYou're begging the question. How was she able to play tongo to begin with?Common sense is a Goddamn superpower.
>>222720430schizo frenzy
>>222720430I wonder what happens when I get in touch with one of these Youtubers or television shows that catch predators about you. I guess you die essentially, huh?
>>222720516quark took all sorts of shit in trade throughout the episodes however one of the innate "classes" of starfleet is high priority on the free services so thats always an option.
>>222719401>Starfleet>Military Ranks>Sisko's entire arc in DS9 is about finding religion, Starfleet constantly accommodates religious beliefs, both for humans and aliens>What is latinum>Picard's character revolves around his decision to not have children, Sisko revolves around losing his wife and constantly hugging his kid, shut up Wesley >An entire TNG episode involves Riker trying to save a girl who gets forcibly brainwashed into becoming a Troon>Every Captain talks about the land they're going to own and build a home on once they retire>One nationThis is why NuTrek is cancer.
>>222720631Nailed it
>>222720531Probably not on the trail of the retard who camps here but part of my soul has found peace knowing the general enshittification and corruption of everything everywhere can be traced directly to third world shitholes using slaves and AI to blast piss across the internet.>>222720550Wanna run that through the universal translator again, Mukesh?
>>222720631Shitlibs don't want to admit how right wing Star Trek is, and neither do cuckservatives, the other leftists.
>>222720780you must dig deeper. uncover the deep state crusade in /trek/.don't drink the corn syrup, soldier o7lmao
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>>222719184they have some amazingly bad cg in S2 that looks like i'm watching a 90s budget fox kids cartoon
>>222708067>use the tech to get home and leave a torpedo behind on the station to blow it up after they get homethat was my thought as well. leave TWENTY torpedos on the fucking thing and set them to blow up two minutes after they leave, and use an evolving demi-recursive quantum technobabble algorithim to encode the destruct on the torpedos. Kazon dont have teleporters so they're not going to do some buillshit like beam them off, they can't physically move them off, and even if the kazon were math savants and could break the ecryption on the detonator, if you have like two dozen of the fucking things scattered around the core they can't do them all in two minutes.Granted it's just narrative convention and it does set up for some drama later when Janeway feels like she fucked up by stranding them there, but it's not an unsolvable problem.
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>>222721440Translation: I swear our adspace is valuable and isn't only being shown to penniless third worlders. Come, advertise with us! To the non-Indian first world with lots of disposable income!You dumb fucking retarded fucking idiot
>>222720631Roddenberry trek > Late TNG + DS9 >>>>>> nu-trek
>>222720631there is zero chance the post you're responding to isnt bait, but there IS a species in star trek that fits their description pretty perfectly.
>>222721075
>>222721510Jurati Borg/Integrated collective is the one thing I liked about Picard. Not even the Storyline, just the concept of a "good" opt-in collective bent on perfecting itself.
>>222721484>I swear our adspace is valuableI believe you are in fact the idiot
>>222721484I want to support 4channel being paywalled to deter jeets and marketters, but we all know how this goes:>Give us your phone number and credit card number to create your account>Oopsie we got hacked because we spent 15 cents on cybersecurity>SPAM CALL SPAM CALL SPAM CALL
chicken tendies and some ketracel whitenothing wrong with that on a saturday night
>>222721543liberated borg hijinks are great but you dont need to watch picard for that
>>222721543The idea was okay but they ruined it by making it autism.
>>222721601>>222721617kino visuals tho, so I'll take it. They also left the fate of the new collective open enough for a follow up series to take a crack at it.
>>222721504>Roddenberry trek > DS9
>>222721574>According to 4chan's filings to the New York Attorney General's Office, 4chan signed an agreement to pay RapeApe $3,000 a month for their services in 2015. By May 2022, that fee had risen to $4,400 a month.methinks the paywalling would first go to pay the admin a living wage.
>>222721662>pay the admin a living wage
>>222720380It was a semi-nonsensical AI response.
>>222721840So you’re intentionally completely destroying this place with bad faith trolling bullshit? No one can respond with high effort because it’s wasted on a bot? If people need a reason not to come here this is it. Very small forum too so avoiding bots would be the reason to come here in the first place bots being the new normies. You are completely fucking retarded and ruin everything you touch. Goodbye forever you deformed fetus of a man
>bots being the new normiesdidn't read the rest of that dribble but I'm sold. bots are newfriends in a way, the next generation growing up on our collective verbal diarhea.Can't wait to read some fully automated shitposting in the not so distant future.
>>222721685>>222721662>>222721440I've always agreed, it's time for a /trek/ board that creates more ad revenue and isolates nutrek into containment threads
>>222722071With a 500 image limit
>>222722071>I've always agreed, it's time for a /trek/ board that creates more ad revenue and isolates nutrek into containment threadsAND I AM UNANIMOUS IN THIS!!
>>222722174Mrs. Bucket, please calm down. This is /trek/, try to keep your posts Star Trek or at least Star Trek adjacent.
VF is a keystone poster.
>>222712241When have they NOT been?
>>222722197i understood this reference
>>222722197RICHARD! GUESS WHO IT IS! ITS SHERIDAN! HOW ARE YOU SHERIDAN?>>222722212>a keystone poster.more like a crack rock smoker
>>222713229>"wild, crazy list" >"Divison 12" >"soap opera"JUST. FUCKING. STOP! Hate these fucks even more now.
>>222722229That it's B5?
>>222722246You just were. *Drops mic*
What happened to the Kitomer accords?
>>222722246no.
Star Trek is a vibrant platform for representation, advocacy and awareness.
>>222713294>>222713294>Trump admin mentioned as stopping Nu-TrekWow, never thought I'd wanna vote for a Trump third term...
>>222722280THIS is the 2293 Khitomer Accord. It's a classic plot vehicle, and today I'm going to show you its quirks and features.
>>222722339this but unironically
>>222713431So the morons had to record audio for the puppet episode twice because the first time they did it without letting the actors see the already recorded puppet acting? What? Nice waste of time and money...
>>222722446How did you come by this lore?
>>222722556It came to him in a dream.
>>222713453>"In the opening episodes of season four, Pike is throwing himself into his work."Funny way to describe Pike being a impotent passive push over...
>>222715284>I don't like wearing them if I don't have toDoes the use of the word REGULATION mean something different in the future?
TNG did the puppet episode better.
Lower Decks has a better puppet episode.
>>222713473>>222713504>>222713431>>222713453You can just feel all the Nu-Trek fans fapping to all the deep character lore, trauma and references mentioned in these interviews.
>>222705344It involves the fuckers who made/wrote that recent Dungeons & Dragons movie so you can be sure it'll be as shit as any Nu-Trek with tons of references, "fun" action scenes and Marvel crap humor.
What if this guy was actually bullshitting about dying? In actuality he's a pervert freak who gets off on moments like when Picard told the entire crew to think about him and wish him well. He just warps from place to place, emotionally manipulating and creating opportunities to get attention from large groups of strangers. It's a pathological liar/Munchausen kind of thing.
>>222722877have you like....not seen the rest of the show?
>>222722783I TNG episode where they fell into a puppet dimension and had to work with puppet aliens would have been cool. They could have even made it a morality play, or a lesson on meeting other cultures halfway. This podcast clip goes into how SNW used their puppet episode as pure filler. https://youtu.be/4p8xZmraHWA?si=sL0tec8hKjnLZ_8B
>>222722908>TNG episode where they fell into a puppet dimension and had to work with puppet aliens would have been cool. They could have even made it a morality play, or a lesson on meeting other cultures halfway.
>>222707928>beam a team onto the ArrayAnd when the Kazon come at them in greater numbers then what? Meanwhile, Voyager does what? They were losing the space battle and had to get outta there. How are they supposed to ever come back for the left over team when the Kazon would have fortified the area.
Why does everyone swear so much in nu-trek? I didn't need to hear Picard say "ass deep in romulans". Stupid.
>>222722877Wesley's sweaters were effay as fuck
>>222723029Remember when Data said 'oooooohhhhhh SHIT...' in Generations?
>>222723029>I didn't need to hear Picard say "ass deep in romulans". Stupid.Patrick Stewart refused to say an American Dad line about Ian McKellen being a gay pedophile, but he said that as Picard.
>>222723029the theatre probably went wild;https://youtu.be/Vrm8TV7K4zo
>>222723049he got a pass because he's khionian bitch
>>222723049>>222723135>>222723076That was dumb too. Generations was bad
>>222723049yeah and it was cringe
Babylon 5, where do you rank it if it was a Trek series? In other words, when would you rather watch B5 instead of a Trek series?I found it rather boring, comparable but more interesting than Enterprise:TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>.......LD>SNW>B5>ENT>........ rest of Nu-Trek
>>222723172couldnt never get into it
>>222723049That was literally the first time I had lost faith in Trek and experienced a significantly bad Trek moment.
>>222723071Someone needs to make giant chart with each of those captions along with screenshots of each scene.
>>222723172>In other words, when would you rather watch B5 instead of a Trek series?during a focal aware seizure
>>222723172I never liked the production design. It's not comfy like Trek is.
>>222723196You realize that unless you also skipped Nu-Trek, you're admiting B5 is worse than that.
>>222723314only nu trek ive ever seen is like 4 episodes of discovery and season 1 and season 3 of picard
>>222723314NTAthat is not logically necessitated.There are numerous reasons why anon could watch NuTrek but not B5 while still believing that B5 is better than NuTrek.For example, the Trek IP itself being in common. Or Paramount+ ease of watch.
>>222723314Untrue. NuTrek has the Power of Math.™B5 has the Power of Meth.™
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>>222721075That's such a great expression
>>222723358They said they couldn't get into it, not that they couldn't find a way to watch it.
