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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
>Jaehaerys in the Starry Sept
nuncle....
>BRRRAAAAAAAPPP
>>222749963The producers really didn't hide their fetish, uh?
>Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The fat man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. "My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter… but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home."
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>222750244I don't want him to die, lads.
>2 years till season 4....shit.
>>222750025for me, it's Euron.> “We shall have no king but from the kingsmoot.” The Damphair stood. “No godless man—”> “—may sit the Seastone Chair, aye.” Euron glanced about the tent. “As it happens as I have oft sat upon the Seastone Chair of late. It raises no objections.” His smiling eye was glittering. “Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.” He laughed. “Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”> The priest raised a bony finger. “They pray to trees and golden idols and goat-headed abominations. False gods...”> “Just so,” said Euron, “and for that sin I kill them all. I spill their blood upon the sea and sow their screaming women with my seed. Their little gods cannot stop me, so plainly they are false gods. I am more devout than even you, Aeron. Perhaps it should be you who kneels to me for blessing.”> The Red Oarsman laughed loudly at that, and the others took their lead from him.> “Fools,” said the priest, “fools and thralls and blind men, that is what you are. Do you not see what stands before you?”> “A king,” said Quellon Humble.
>is the first line of defense against the stepstone raiders in your'e path
>>222750527I bet they turtle in strategy games
Post the pale sticky princes passage
>Had an actual sane head on his shoulders unlike most other Targs, can count on one hand how many of them don't have some kind of mental issue>Good heart, kind of soft but he's not running around acting like Tytos, would rather be fucking around with smallfolk with duncan, but only one of Maekar's sons left alive.>Seemingly did not go nutty at old age>Somehow Summerhall happenedYou know i'm starting to feel that whatever Aegon V tried at summerhall actually had a lot of safety precaution, but luck was just not on his side.
>>222750674Whatever happened at Summerhall, not that we are ever going to hear it from George, will never be as exciting as people want it to be.
>>222750488Cutecent.
>>222750674He wanted to sacrifice Rhaegar but Dunk ruined everything
>>222749828egg is icsh
Aemond is going to marry a witch.
>>222750521Roleplaying clown putting on a show for his 80 IQ audience.
....semoc eH
>>222750244Dumbass dragon
>>222750521Counterpoint:>A fingah in the bum
>>222750656kek i forgot about it. and Cersei chapters.fuck. i want a reread.> She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat.> It was still no good.> It had never been any good with anyone but Jaime.> When she tried to take her hand away, Taena caught it and kissed her fingers. “Sweet queen, how shall I pleasure you?” She slid her hand down Cersei’s side and touched her sex. “Tell me what you would have of me, my love.”> “Leave me.” Cersei rolled away and pulled up the bedclothes to cover herself, shivering. Dawn was breaking. It would be morning soon, and all of this would be forgotten.> It had never happened.
>>222750674>>Had an actual sane head on his shoulderslollmao
and who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
>>222754015He's walking
Ramsay could’ve killed the Night King.
>The Dothraki returned to their home planet after Dany's murder
>>222753762>Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your GraceHow would she know that?
>>222754015Gentlemen we are better than this. Don't buy their overpriced toys.1 Corinthians 13:11 KJVWhen I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
>>222753762The communal fanfic for the Lannisters on /qst/ is fucking hilarious right now because Cersei is EVEN MORE of a cunt than in canon
>>222752103luke is icsh
>>222750674>sane head on his shoulders unlike most other Targs, can count on one hand how many of them don't have some kind of mental issueThey produced like five genuine madmen in 300 years. I bet we would find more nutcases in your family within that span of time.
>>222754524Is this Tommen x Asha?
so glad book Arya will forever be a virgin because the fatman cant be bothered to finish his books
>>222756374>Arya will forever be a virginDoubtful
Meant for each other
imagine you are a faceless man and your target is a retired black warrior (think Dredd) whose only job is to pleasure noblewomen with his giant horsecock and to get close to your target you have to become a noblewomen and get fucked by the horsecock nigger. imagine if you enjoy it so much that you forget what your actual mission is and spend the rest of your days getting a bbc daddy dickdown haha
>>222753762Was it absolutely necessary to describe Cersei licking cum off her face?
>>222753762>you raped me my lord but I ate your cum so I’m the dominant one in this situation, I’m the real winner here
>>222757295this but unironicallyshe ended his bloodline and continued hers, making her the real winner
>>222754015you watch this guy as a kid in tv and now he's all grown up and married. Whats your excuse?
>>222757513>who has a better story than Bran the Broken?>uh, the guy who played Bran the Broken actually
>>222757513>Whats your excuse?I've never been icsh.
>>222757513What is it about bong genes that turn people into absolute goblins the moment they hit puberty?
>>222752683!on ,on ,oN
>>222757599centuries of inbreeding dont just go away
>>222757338>she ended his bloodlineRobert's got 16 children though. Meanwhile one of Cersei's inbred retards is already dead, and the other 2 are doomed.
>"Have you seen what they have done to Blessed Baelor's statue? They befoul the plaza with their pigs and their goats and night soil.">"Night soil can be washed away more easily than blood, Your Grace. If the plaza was befouled, it was befouled by the execution that was done here.">HE DARES THROW NED STARK IN MY FACE? "We all regret that. Joffrey was young, and not as wise as he might have been. Lord Stark should have been beheaded elsewhere, out of respect for Blessed Baelor... but the man was a traitor, let us not forget.">"King Baelor forgave those who conspired against him.">KING BAELOR IMPRISONED HIS OWN SISTERS, WHOSE ONLY CRIME WAS BEING BEAUTIFUL. The first time Cersei heard that tale, she had gone to Tyrion's nursery and pinched the little monster till he cried. I SHOULD HAVE PINCHED HIS NOSE SHUT AND STUFFED MY SOCK INTO HIS MOUTH.
>>222757338Gold will be their shrouds
What are you doing…n-no please don’t….NOOOOOOO DONT DEEP THROAT MY COCK AND SWALLOW MY CUM AAAAAAAAA MY PRINCES NOOOOOOOOO
I always felt like the actor that plays Niles from Frasier would have been perfect as King Daeron
>>222758391horrible shout
>>222757599Evolved to look cute and protectable as baby and youths, once they make it past the chimey sweeping age the true genetics surface. For the working class anyhow, the english rose class dates back to 1066
>>222750712>not that we are ever going to hear it from GeorgeHavent he told Dunk and Egg actors?
>>222754524>The communal fanfic for the Lannisters on /qst/Is thee archive? Havent been on qst for ages.
>>222759011SHIT COUPLE
>>222759011this must be the obtuse angle of the love triangle I keep hearing about
>>222758953You can just search the catalog for "Lannister" and in the thread there's links to prior threads
>>222750488All the women will be hagged and ancient by the next season lmao.
>>222757338You remind me of that redditor cunt i saw bragging that Daemon's daughter overwrote the Hightowers bloodline, lmao. Or was it that her bloodline continued through the Hightowers? Either way, it was something retarded.
>>222759544Not looking well for ‘Nyra
>>222759812lol rhaena didn’t even marry into the main Hightower line
>>222754221Greeks believed semen was a bunch of tiny fetuses and they grew in size in the womb >>222756713>I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me
>>222757599are we sure it's the genes and not the alcohol and various drugs? especially while still children.
>>222759011they should have done helaemond instead of the shitty mommy fetish thing. also i think alys is lying about her backstory, shes very evil
CUTE
>>222760245Is that true? I thought they believed semen was basically ultra purified blood (the male analogue to menstrual blood for women), which is where the concept of bloodline derives from.
>>222760339Alicent throwing her children under the bus to save her skin be like
>>222760381it seems only Hippocrates that believed in preformationism #not_all_Greeks
>>222758072>AND STUFFED MY SOCK INTO HIS MOUTHh-hot
Why does Cersei want to stuff her COCK into other people's MOUTHS?
>>222760339should've been gwayne
>>222760339Sauce?
>>222760990xitter
>Despite being bullied for having a horseface, Ned notes that Arya resembles her aunt Lyanna, who was noted to be pretty.
>>222760763Should be both. Daeron was raised by two daddies.
ENTER
>>222750025Davos is one of my favorite characters and its amazing having him sit there realizing hes in a powder keg and any moment its gonna fucking explode. He nearly shits himself.
>>222762900Hodor
>>222762241She has that tomboy appeal. Maisey is cute but not hot although she is to me
>>222762241horsefaced girls can be cute. it just means an elongated face.
>>222749963omg that was literally me this morning! except instead of half squatting half standing under a tree i shatted into my handy dandy toilet. that doesn't look like a very comfortable position for diarrhea and you'd risk dripping into your pants. hope Dunk washed his ass afterwards at the first stream he encountered.
>>222756114>>222756114iirc, the au started from the idea of "how would things have played out differently if Tywin had an extra son?"Going off of the votes or dice rolls, I think he ended up falling in love with Asha Greyjoy
why cant they just release dunk s2, why cant george just finish winds
NUNCLE...
>>222763712why did dunk s1 only have six episodes? i could have used a lot more dunk. and it looks like s2 will also only have six. at least they aren't taking two years to produce the bare minimum amount of content like certain retarded faggots by the name of ryan coondal and sarah hesstein.
>>222762246Explains why he's so useless and demoralized.
>>222763712Why can't WB make another game set in ASOIAF universe?
>>222756713>AH DUN WAN ET
>>222750244Best scene in the season
>>222759824yeah it's retarded, she married a 3rd son, the firstborn son had like 6 children with a tarly, so her daughters are probably like 30th in the succesion line
>>222764142That was a good game, if a bit autistic with it's gameplay.
>>222762241>Promise me, Ned
>>222764142>>222764264Does this game follow the book or the show canon?
I miss him
>>222762241I dont think Lyanna was actually pretty or beautifulEven Robert was more into the idea of her than actually her. How many times did he even see her irl
ASOIAF alternate history is kino because the lore of the world is rich and the fans are dedicated. Wish i knew more fandoms like this
>>222764352GURM created some amazing, no argument there. You can get lost into it repeatedly.
Can't wait for Winds of Winter...
>>222764264It follows it's own canon. But i'd assume it's set in the HBO continuity judging by the box art. The actors for Qhorin Halfhand and Varys appear as well.
>>222750674Summerhall was Blood Raven pruning the bloodline because Egg's heir was going to marry a commoner with no magical blood
>>222749828>Above the RestAre they that good to justify such confident house words?
>>222764477It really looks like he's swinging the giant sword from Berserk lol
>gives dragons to every single member of the hightower branch in your pathWas he retarded? It's like giving rifles to your slaves
>>222764555>It's like giving rifles to your slavesHe gave dragons to that cottonpicker Corlys' family too lmao.
>>222764352yeah im reading alt history, fictions and ships too and theres so much they can do with the world and characters. lets face it hotd is basically fan fic too
Was it really necessary for Dunk to cuck the whole Tarth bloodline?And is Dunk Cold Hands?
>>222764555>Hightower branchYou mean his own kids named Targaryen?
>>222764584cold hands is benjen no?
>>222764602in the show, yes.
the targs produced 2 gigachads (maegor and daemon blackfrye), everyone else was kinda cringe
>>222764596Normies finding out about the Hightowers and proceeding to screech about them being grasping upstarts who "dilute" the purity of Targ blood was hilarious.
>>222764627*in your path*
>>222764657Still mad at the show for not showing us the mysteries of the oldest house in Westeros.They have time to show Alys Rivers is an immortal witch, but not to show that the Hightowers have access to arcane knowledge from both the Citadel and the Faith.
>>222764540Just have to put more points into the swordsman skill tree.
>>222764689Criston Cole's victim who would rather kill children than adult men lmao.
>>222764477>>222764746Looks very "Witcher 2".
>>222764596Viserys emotionally distanced himself from his children and only refered to them as alicent's blood. Giving the 4 of them the rights to own flying nukes was retarded
>>222764689Wasn't that impressive in the book, and the show relegated him to "wife guy that's going to sacrifice his life for Rhaenyra", which would be cool, if Rhaenyra didn't end up as dragon shit.The targ line continues from his kids, to disastrous consequences, it's possible Aegon 3 poisoned the last dragons, and Visy 2 was such a fuck up as a ftaher that his son created the second most disastrous targ civil war, only two generation after the Dance.
>>222764790It's way more stiff and plays like jrpg (so Witcher 1). Those are just promotional images.
>>222764746There's something really appealing about the way this game does armor.
>>222764657Rhaenyra, herself, is a whore who had first men children.
So, why did A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms set so much anti-targ sentiment on season 1?
>>222765024House Strong were First Men?Harwin was a knight, that's an Andal thing.
>>222764657yet they praise the velaryons for doing the same
>>222764689He got raped by Jon Roxton and lost all his aura
>>222763556Does he have the same mom as the rest of his siblings or did Tywin remarry?
>>222765057first men south of the neck are all completely and utterly andalized
>>222765074actually Daemon was winning
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787603727783316.mp4I actually have 0 idea how people can still be on team black at this point
>>222765092No wonder Time Travelling Blood raven killed all Rhaenyra's bastard with harwin, i think the only First men south of the Wall with magic blood are the Starks and the Reeds.
>>222765117Blacks have the lawful claim, Greens are usurpers. Plus, Daemon and Caraxes are cool af.
>>222765005Yeah.
>>222765116
>>222765117>team black
>>222765146>Blacks have the lawful claim, Greens are usurpersNow let's see how this argument would hold up if we see the Blackfyre rebellion in Dunk next year.
The Greens did win, in the end, Aegon II's death came after the dance was over, and he himself set Aegon III as his heir, since his dick didn't work no more.Honestly, in his place I would've killed Aegon 3 and legitimized Gaemon Palehair.
>>222765146>lawful claim>committed high treason>lawful claim>tries to jump over her brother to the throne>lawful claim>married under foreign valyrian rites>lawful claim>not annointed by the septon of the seven>lawful claim>kinslayer>lawful claim
>>222765209Green blood did not survive. All Targs in the future come from Rhaenyra. Blacks won.
>>222765262You see this guy with the thing on his head here >>222764555 He said so, so it's the law. Deal with it, usurperfag.
>>222765146Blacks literally only have Daemon. Greens were aura farming during the entirety of S3 while Blacks were forced to watch Rhaenyra crying and whimpering.
>>222764142>>222764264Is this actually good? I've got an urge to play a good RPG or strategy game.
>>222765269every single targ post the dance claim their legitimacy through Aegon, not RhaenyraHer son makes it law that a son always inherits over a daughterThe Hightowers are catapulted into the strongest position of any house in westeros while the targs enter a death spiral they never recover from
>>222765300Don't need anyone else. Daemon + Caraxes > entire Green team when it comes to aura. Sorry, but it's true.
>>222765327>every single targ post the dance claim their legitimacy through Aegon, not RhaenyraTheir blood is from Rhaenyra. They are her descendants. NO GREEN TARG SURVIVES THE DANCE.Rhaneyra won, Blacks won, deal with it. The rest of your post is meaningless.
>>222765296A dead mans words? These mean to be your shield anon?The oaths were made before Viserys had a son and rhaenyras position as heir was never reaffirmed. With Aegons first breath he became heir
>>222765269Just the fact House Hightower wasn't destroyed shows who really won, they started all this shit, put an end to dragons and went on like nothing happened, the Blackfyre rebellion had more consequences for the noble houses than the Dance.
>>222765357>and rhaenyras position as heir was never reaffirmedNo need to do that when the entire realm swore oaths to her. The King does not need to repeat himself. You are grasping.
>>222765353and they die just the same, whats your point?
>>222765368Sure, but has no relevance to the FACT that no Green Targs survive and all Targs in the future are Rhaenyra's descendants.>>222765377The point is Blacks won.
>>222765327>targs enter a death spiral they never recover fromHonestly, no idea why the nobole houses didn't just kill Egg III and got over with having insane incestuous royalty then and there.
>>222765334Dude's aura is all about watching.
(((maesters)))
>>222765372>No need to do that when the entire realm swore oaths to her.many of the lords who made those oaths were dead by then and their sons were never called to make the same oaths>the king does not need to repeat himsefthe fact that the dance happened and that people were confused who to follow after vissys death is proof of the opposite.Viserys kept trying for a son even after declaring rhaenyra heir. Any sane lord would assume what the purpose of that was to the point that people were even trying to marry her since the throne would rightly go to Aegon anyways.
>>222765393Custom, loyalty, oaths, etc.
Why did Martin write a 13 yo to be raped by a warlordWhy did Martin write a teenager to be kissed by a man in his 40s
>>222760339She should be trying to hang them
>>222765387>The point is Blacks won.Genetically you can argue sure. But the war was between rhaenyra and aegon. So Aegon wonPolitically it was a total green domination because every single of their stances was made law by Aegon III.
>>222765413>many of the lords who made those oaths were dead by then and their sons were never called to make the same oathsThe oaths bind the House in perpetuity not just the Lord.>the fact that the dance happened and that people were confused who to followPeople's retardation has no relevance to the FACTS.
>>222765439>Genetically you can argue sureI accept your concession :^)
>>222765393It would cause a huge power vaccuum and the realm was already destroyed by the dance.Their dragons were basically gone so the danger was over with too.Honestly the smartest thing the targs couldve done post dance was to completelly abandon their valyrian heritage.
>>222764296From memory it's show, some of the character models are modeled on the actor's faces and they also voice them.>>222765320It's janky but it's genuinely alright in terms of story, I believe Martin helped write some of it (he's also kinda in the game)
>>222765439also the leader of the green faction executed the leader of the black faction and then went on to sit the throne and be recorded as the official heir and king. I could see the blacks claiming victory if the Targaryens actually ended up stopping the long night or something but they literally just go extinct without accomplishing anything shortly after rhaenyras death, so it’s like a total loss
>>222765434Why did he spend pages describing a 13yo girl's diarrhea?
>>222765487>if the Targaryens actually ended up stopping the long night or somethingHaven't seen such goal post moving and reaching in some time kek
>>222765453>The oaths bind the House in perpetuity not just the Lord.No it doesnt. Why do you thing Borros refused to kneel to her. The oath was made by his father, not by him. Lucerys's entire mission by going to stormsend was to have him reaffirm the oath his father made>People's retardation has no relevance to the FACTS.It has relevance when you expect the same people to kneel to you. And it has a lot of relevance when those same people chase you out of the same city you claim to be the ruler of
>>222765467There is no concessionAegon is the recorded monarch post the danceRhaenyra is the usurperThe targs go extinctthe hightowers are the most powerful house in westeros
lollmao, even.Dragon Demands is fucking SEETHING. I didn't realize he had Rowling Derangement Syndrome and believes she's literally putting trannies in gas chambers
>>222765571fuck trannies
>>222765300
>>222764555The one that's crazy to me and I never understood, how tf did Rhaenys's children get the chance to have dragons? They don't even bear the Targaryan name. That's like arming your political opposition.I mean what, did Rhaenys just ask her cousin for dragons, for her non-Targ children, and Viserys was just like "Sure thing cuz!" otherwise what, the kids just casually got to hop over to Dragonstone and wander about until they bonded with some dragons? It seems like that whole can of worms would be grounds for a political/diplomatic crisis alone, like the first Velaryon kid that got a dragon would be some big scandal.
>QUICK, LOCKHART, FIX HIS WRIST>Idunwuntit
>>222764555Dragon selection is literally if any family member strolls up to a dragon they can try and claim it, and if they do it's theirs for good. I don't think there's an instance of someone awkward bonding with a dragon (aka a nuke) especially if it was an awkward person claiming an awkward dragon like Aemond claiming Vhagar, and them just refusing it and forcing the person into detention or killing them off.
>>222765491Don't answer my question with another question
>>222765334#fraudwatch
>>222765596was sunfyre deformed in the book?>>222765600makes sense ton have as many riders as you can
>>222764555You cant really hand out a dragonThe dragon either accepts you or kills you.The dumb as fuck normies crying that Aemond stole Vhagar kind of ignore the fact that Rhaena had 0 chance of claiming her with how weak and tame she is
>>222765641in the books Sunfyre got fucked up by Maelys instead of Vhagar, because Book Aemond never had a feud with Aegon
>>222765571>incredibly charismatic character>cast the least charismatic actor you can findHe must be working for cheap
>>222765269The Targs were mortally wounded after the Dance, just a delayed death inevitably. The Greens won in the end, for the purpose of who would still exist centuries later.>And the Targaryens? Where are they now?
>>222765553Hightowers aren’t the greens, the greens are Aegon
>>222765667was it similar to how he is in the show? with a fucked up head/jaw?
>>222765600Laenor got his dragon while JAemon was still alive and it was expected that the royal line would go through Rhaenys.its not explained how Laena got Vhagar in the book but in the show they say she just went off and claimed her on her own
>>222765692Greens are Targs, retard
>>222749828Why did the targs let cannibal live if he never had a rider and ate eggs, and hatchlings, massively reducing dragon fertility?
>>222765571Wouldn't he be better off playing like Lupin or something?>>222765708it's been a while since I read it but I don't think the book was specific about Sunfyre's injuries beyond his wing getting badly damaged to the point no one thought he'd ever fly again, which was why it's a shock when he's there on Dragonstone to ambush Rhaenyra.
>>222765704cope.The hightowers are playing a bigger game
>>222765742What could they do? He was a chad and they were afraid of him.
>>222765742Because he was literally the denchest and maddest dragon about
>>222765600Velayron and targ had intermarried for centuries, the targs knew that as fellow valyrians theyd never truly rebel against the crown like the hightowers would
Apologies for poor english, but if hightower is such a great house why is it no longer relevant in HBO show game of thrones?
>>222765794kek, based
>>222765627Bold jon lynches black people, hes not cool
>>222765353To the present time, the Hightowers retain Targ blood, meanwhile the last Targaryen has coupled herself to the Dothraki, promising them dominion of all Westeros. She worships horses and harpies, she stains her lips blue like a warlock, she squats in the grass at sunset and shits in vile, Rhoynish rites
>>222765742He was one of the biggest dragons alive and crazy.He wasnt hurting anyone and noone would risk their own dragon in trying to kill him
if Dany and Jon were to take a 23andme test, how much Targ would they really be? has anyone figured that out?
>>222765434>>222765491>>222765626Why did he make his high school crush into a pale violet eyed alien race who has diarrhea for several pages, and tries to fuck a 50 year old man
>>222765831The Hightowers are older than the valyrians. By Rhaena marrying into the hightowers its the targs who got hightower blood, not the other way around
>>222765730>He still doesn't get itlol
>>222765756>>222765764>>222765832They should have gotten 3 or 4 dragons and BTFO his ass
>>222765666The strong boys could have claimed vhaegar
if Jon is half Targ whe he got no white hair
>>222765846I think someone on youtube did that alreadynot a lot
>>222765641It makes sense to have as many TARG rides as you can
>>222765867why would they do that?he was causing no trouble to anyone
God being a Hightower fan is such a delicious delicacy. How often do you get to beA. Morally superior B. An unfairly vilified underdog hated by normies C. A complete winner that mogs your opponents and doesn’t face any consequences or retribution
>>222765898>eats your nukes
>>222765756>>222765764>>222765832He was weakening their future descendants, if aegon has the will to conquer a whole continent despite his best friend, half brother, and possible male lover losing his hand and resigning as the king's stump, why couldnt his descendants have got all their dragons together to kill cannibal, he'd be killing the dragon tamers too who's numbers dwindle every gen too
>>222765792still, it's a pretty major sticking point that although both Valyrian descended, the Targs were a *dragonrider house*, a big deal in Valyria, while the Velaryons were not. Giving them access to dragons potentially exalts them to a station they never had and really shouldn't have.
>>222765928Plus, the longer they waited the bigger and stronger he got
>>222765872Baratheon seed is so strong it gave jon dark hair from robert just holding hands with ned's sister
>>222765925Couldn't have said it better myself. It's like the picture of the aristocrats from Twilight, looking down on all non-Hightowers
>>222765881Velaryons are targs with how much theyve intermarried, which is another reason why corlys being blsck was wrong>>222765925>pukes after seeing blood on a battlefield
>>222765867>>222765928And then maybe lose a dragon or two and its riders? All just after you've conquered everyone and need the dragons to display force and put down rebellions? Where whoever you demand to help you will resent you and any loses will not only tip the balance of power away from the Targs over the Westerosi but also sway familial factions in terms of power. This is all assuming you can find the sick cunt as it's implied that he's a different kind of dragon. And the dragon tamers are a show thing only. They could perhaps move the dragons to hatch somewhere else but that's a big project that likely isn't going to work because you need a volcano so the most logical choice is stay on your toes and wait for the cunt to die, which eventually he did.
what's Jon's real name? I assume Lyanna and Rhaegar didn't just name him "Jon"
>>222765855Oh really? Does Danaerys have Hightower descent?
>>222765898He kills other dragons, especially young ones
>>222765881Not really, more Targ riders encourages usurpation
>>222765930They can be dragon riders, they just cant be kings, until corlys their wealth was also massively declining, and now they want him to be a beggar prince despite killing so many triarchy raiders
>>222765928>>222765950AFAIK he ate only wild hatchlings not ones with riders. There's a theory the Targs used him for pest control that way, to keep the wild dragon population in check.
>>222765846Someone did calculate it for Dany, IIRC she's like less than 5% pure Valyrian
>>222766002the seven forbid a dragon gets a little motionwhy were they hanging around a guy literally called ''CANNIBAL''
>>222762823why the fuck did the artist give garland and willas such retarded ass haircuts?
Why dragons so big in hotd but so small in got? and what do they eat?
>>222766003And non Targ rides encourages civil war between claimant houses. Look at Ulf and Hugh, almost immediately becoming pretenders
>>222765986No. Rhaena marries into the hightowers and has 6 daughters
>>222766054saar plz
>>222766074Apologies for poor english
>>222765851>Why did he make his high school crush into a pale violet eyed alien raceAnime wasn't mainstream yet so a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
>>222765984Did you not watch the show? Sam calls him Aegonhttps://youtu.be/IwW0kFpYYq0?si=ZQsK672NtkfanuI1>>222765983>lose 1 dragon>hatch 20x more dragonsOh no, also why would they care that the dragon predator killed their dragon if the dragon predator himself died
>>222766064Possibly, but that was during a civil war during a messy selection process with subterfuge going on. In reality the candidacy process for dragon riders should be incredibly tightly controlled.
>>222764352>asha controlling the red hills when jeyne westerling is from thereshe could keep fair isle and get kayce instead
>>222766096but Rhaegar already had an Aegon son? it makes no sense he would name another baby boy Aegon
>>222766031Wild hatchlings can still be raised to become dragons
Gentle reminder we had an official Lannister King of Westeros before a Stark. Starks BTFO.
>>222766054Sheep mainly, thats how aegon is shown as a good king, daemon's dragon eats pigs, sheepstealer obviously eats mutton
>>222766008If you put dragons in people's hands it's just a matter of time before one or some of them wonder why they shouldn't be kings? The dance prevented the problem early, but if the practice continued and say a generation or more the Velaryons had like 6+ dragons and even closer ties to the throne, you have the seeds of a much more devastating war than the dance was, with like 20-30 dragons
>>222766118The show kinda forgot Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon.
>>222766122Name 1 (one) wild dragon that was claimed before the Dance
>>222766096>>hatch 20x more dragonsDo you know that? There doesn't seem to have been that many missing dragon infants, it's not like the broods he wasn't touching were spitting out loads viable dragon babies, and all the while you'd have decades of a missing dragon while their egg production is missing as well as their rider. There isn't enough juice to be worth the squeeze.
(((Hightowers)))
>>222766038Okay okay, fair point, I'll give you that
>>222766142Sheppstealer eats other dragons' aura with how much of a cheeky dick he is
>>222766118>>222766155Because jon being called aegon is so you get some closure for the false aegon subplot which the show completely removed
Maisie Williams as my trad waifu
>>222766153>matter of time>old cunny rhaneys and corlys almost die of old age during the danceCivil war only comes from tyranny in the GRRM universe>>222766159The very first dragon riders
>>222750025Based
tyene
>>222766179lel
>>222764555>Was he retarded?Yes. He should have had Aegon and Rhaenyra marry. Otto advised him to do it too.
>>222766259( . ) ( . )
>>222765353>Their blood is from Rhaenyra. Why does it begin their when she never permanently kept the throne. It starts with Vissy or Aegon III since they were actually Kings.
>>222765986Worse, Blackwood and Martell.
why has the map of westeros barely changed in centuries? shouldn't kingdoms and borders change with conquests and marriages and alliances?
>>222749963Now post sir Arlan's huge sword.
>>222765928Cannibal was controlled by future Bran and he needed the dragons culled.
>>222765928>if aegon has the will to conquer a whole continent despite his best friend, half brother, and possible male lover losing his hand and resigningHe got buckbroken by some letter and granted dornish cunts peace lmao
>>222765085I think it was the same mom. Either born before Tyrion or was Tyrion's non-dwarf twin.
>>222766488Medieval fantasy does this thing were nothing changes in the setting for thousands of years, GoT is kinda different in that Aegon's conquest is relatively recent.
Cannibal... sounds a lot like Citadel. He's in with the Maesters.
>>222766488Maybe that was banned by Aegon I
>>222765794The current batch of tyrells are half HightowerThe citadel is also controlled by the Hightowers
cute boy-girl
>>222766411Some Dayne in there too, Which I assume was completely necessaty, since it's highly likely Blood Raven manipulated the deaths of the targs so that Maekar's line would endure.
>DA NORF REMEMBERSWhy would the representative of house mormont say that
>>222766558>Keep the Tully keks fully encircled and at the mercy of retards from Westerlands, Iron Islands and Stormlands, Reach poofters, Vale and Da Norf or else
>>222766625Scratch out Stormlands, there's a buffer zone between them.
>>222766625the dragon fears the carp
>>222766488>>222766558>Aegon I passed a Westeros equivalent of the Helsinki Final Act
Do you think Dunk will meet the Night King?
>>222766558Why is the north so irrelevant despite controlling like 40% of the land?
>>222766672>Do you think Dunk will meet the Night King?Daemon ?
>>222766674Well, they don't. Mercator projection and all.
>>222766625The Poland of Westaros kek
>>222766674The North does not usually care what happens in the south.The Late Cregan Stark
>Westeros is shaped like EnglandBravo George
>>222766164The hightowers are alexandrian greeks. The braavosi are jews
>>222766674it's empty and has a small population
>>222766625Targs know that Tullys are their biggest loyalists therefore keeping them under pressure and threat creates a valuable miliary pool from which to draw from.
passionate and beautiful conceiving on the beach with niece
>>222766655Lmao
>>222766759I was hoping at least one Anon would get it.
>>222766674>despite controlling like 40% of the landBruh that shit is EMPTYIt's fucking freezing most of the time so there's little food, and thus there's a low population. Furthermore, said population is really spread out.Ask yourself "why is Alaska so irrelevant despite being like 25% of America's territory" or "why is the arctic so irrelevant despite how much territory it has"
>>222766788>"why is the arctic so irrelevant despite how much territory it has"Polar bears are lazy
>>222766788The Alaska point is really good
>>222766692Velen from the Witcher which is based off of Poland is how I imagine the Riverlands look.
>>222766583Is she an english rose?
>>222766756What does a Targaryen woman taste like?
>>222766923No, this is.
>>222766756How do nonbinary actors deal with having to act "female" in such scenes?
>>222765426Didn't mean much when Daemon Blackfyre showed up and mogged.
>>222767016By acting. It's their job.
>>222767016Considering Matt Smith 100% made her experience what a real man's cock feels during season 1 I don't think it's difficult.
>>222765334>WE MUST FIGHT FOR MY WIFE’S SONS!Lol, lmao even. Face it, you blacks have negative aura.
>>222767016I still dont understand what nonbinary is
>>222767016She's already acting like a "they/them" she looks like she didn't even want to be there.
>>222767050Nah blud... I have the version of this scene without the music and you can hear her little whimpers and moans and it's erotic as fuck. She was eating that man up.https://streamable.com/570oub
>>222765517>also the leader of the green faction executed the leader of the black faction and then went on to sit the throne and be recorded as the official heir and kingGoalpost enough for me, blacks hold this L forever
>>222767048>>222767050
>>222765269>>222765353>>222765387>>222765704>>222765730How could blacks win if they were all dead? Inb4 muh Aegon and Viserys, they were not a part of the political movement.
Sorry I posted the wrong one. Here's them fucking without the music. They really 'got into it' if y'know what I mean. I'm certain they had to settle the score after hours.https://streamable.com/l2bmwf
the more she shit the more she shatthe more she shat the more she shit
>>222767097Did this result in anything
>>222767130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqdqnyusjw
why is syrax such a lil whore for long boi
>>222767109'nyra thighs
>>222767173Shit fan fiction because Nyra and Daemon are like so totally meant to be
>>222767217Syrax got preggers when Daemon visited Nyra with Laena. (Daemon was also fucking Nyra during this time that)
>>222767130I thought valyrian girls didn't poop.
daily reminder Daemon defeated the greens not with a sword or dragon but by ravishing his fertile niece every chance he could get.
>>222767106Those "people" think that Jaehaera dying was her comeuppance for carrying Aegon's blood.
>>222767227I thought dragons reproduced asexually? And I'll take your word on the timetable as I cannot remember
>>222767230you must have missed the 10 page long detailed description in dance of dragons
>>222765846dany is like 10% valyrian
>>222767238How much time has passed since they got married?
>>222767300>>222767300>>222767300Migrate and cope greenies.
id the maester conspiracy is true, then the Hightowers are the house with the most integrity in Westeros, they sacrificed the lives of several of it's members in order to destroy dragon, and even when dragons served them, they didn't try save a few for themselves, they realized the world was better off without them.
>>222767238Bruh, if they hadn't died, I bet Nyra would have given birth to 3 more children, what a fertile slut.
>>222766625goodthey deserve it all
>>222766685Dunk = ColdhandsDaemon is alive on the Isle of Faces in a similar state as Bloodraven beyond the wall
>>222759095There is not love triangle. They're getting married.
>>222759065>>222760302Kek. You sound like the mentally ill women on reddit sheeting that Aemond is with Alys now and not them.
>>222766164targs are jews, moishe
>>222755106season 1 bran is icsh
