>defeated the Greens not with a sword or dragon, but with his cock and balls and dragon sperm and nieces womb editionhttps://streamable.com/8386wzPrevious:>>222749828
HEATHENS!
>>222767300Is that really Hunter Schafer?
>>222767334lmao cope
>>222767350AEGON THE TRANS. LAST OF HIS NAMEHear me ACK!
Pour one out (honey) for a real Beegga.
>>222767300What the heck is she wearing
>>222767238Bruh, if they hadn't died, I bet Nyra would have given birth to 3 more children, what a fertile slut!
Her penis.
>>222767380Evil Valyrian wizard robes
>>222767388*shenis
Everyone still watching this slop should kill xey/xhemselves
greens will never recover from daemon's big cock inside rhaenyra
>>222767408Official wikipedia tag.
HE IS RISENhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787611324757922.mp4
>>222767418Why do they care about that?
>Invokes the first Trial of Seven in a century>LosesI don't know why he waited years to kill himself, should've done so then and there.
>>222767429Because daemon’s children with Rhaenyra eventually sit the throne. He won by fertilizing her eggs
Suck.
>>222767428he was so happy....
>>222767383All targaryen women are sluts.
>>222767444So a MAN sits on the THRONE?!? sounds like a GREEN victory. AMEN
>>222767437dragons are cowards
>>222766685Dunk = ColdhandsDaemon is alive on the Isle of Faces in a similar state as Bloodraven beyond the wall
>>222767618I want a show about Roberts Rebellion but I'm scared HBO will fuck it up.
>>222767626>similar state as BloodravenWatching beautiful rapes from the cuckchair?
>>222767650Black Starks and Martells
>>222767664Yes, and luring minors to his island. Daemon being alive will be a major plot point in A Dream of Spring
>>222767670No...I beg you....
NUNCLE...
>a major plot point in A Dream of Spring
>>222767705hes so fucking based for that
>>222767300based OP
>>222767705>luring minors to his island
>>222767705He's not called the rogue pedo for nothing.
>>222767350>mfw I burned the shit out of my cock when I was five with a boiling cup of noodles and have almost no feeling in my balls or thighs too
>>222767781YJK
>Princess Rhaenyra (8 years old) was also enamored of her uncle, for Daemon was ever attentive to her. Whenever he crossed the narrow sea upon his dragon, he brought her some exotic gift on his return.>Princess Rhaenyra (13 years old) was a different matter. Daemon (30) spent long hours in her company, enthralling her with tales of his journeys and battles. He gave her pearls and silks and books and a jade tiara said once to have belonged to the Empress of Leng, read poems to her, dined with her, hawked with her, sailed with her, entertained her by making mock of the greens at court, the “lickspittles” fawning over Queen Alicent and her children. He praised her beauty, declaring her to be the fairest maid in all the Seven Kingdoms. Uncle and niece began to fly together almost daily, racing Syrax against Caraxes to Dragonstone and back. Eustace, the less salacious of the two, writes that Prince Daemon seduced his niece the princess and claimed her maidenhood. When the lovers were discovered abed together by Ser Arryk Cargyll of the Kingsguard and brought before the king, Rhaenyra insisted she was in love with her uncle and pleaded with her father for leave to marry him. Daemon taught the girl to disrobe enticingly, suckled at her teats to make them larger and more sensitive, and flew with her on dragonback to lonely rocks in Blackwater Bay, where they could disport naked all day unobservedHe grew her up right af
QUEEN OF BASTARDS
>>222767300>>222767350>>222767369>just remember this is team black
>>222767874>suckled at her teats to make them larger and more sensitiveI don't think that's how that works...
>>222767901my wife's tits get hard if I even touch them for a second. it's annoying. I love soft teats
>>222767085Cope and seethe forever Troonyrafags
>>222767874GROOMER
Emma D'arcy is a beautiful woman.
>>222767445You suck, I nut, Hunter.
>>222767953
>>222767874That's beautiful, desu. They were always meant for each other, she says so herself.
>>222767874Zamn
>>222767874damn greens why don't we have relationships like this?
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H65cdvEVnBoBlack women are starting to make their own video essays on Nettles
>>222768001>boring vanilla relationship with missionary starfish sex >no mommydomme kink or footplay Gayyyyyy
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222767334yeah
>>222768057That’s not fair they’re not just vanilla, blacks also love cuckold play
>>222767874why are george like this
>>222768100because
>>222768009oh
>>222768100because it's fucking HOT chud.
>>222767445>>222767926stop bullying they/them
>>222767874Aside from the gifts, none of this is canon for the show, right?
>>222768204lol
reminder that the ironborn are the chosen master race
Jaehaera was a nothing-burger cause Condal hates kids...
>>222768204It's canon. In the first episode Rhaenyra is seen bidding her guards away just so she can "be alone" with Daemon. Even against the King's wishes. and it's pretty obvious they are fucking. https://youtu.be/EpXUYM_nKKM?si=eZm-dyDu6Rp4WlbLDaemon later gives Rhaenyra the speech on marriage and fucking who they want:https://youtu.be/CT1oyE5OQq8?si=pzBxm2g0NmEQy9efDaemon later has a night out in Kings Landing with her, but gets remorse this time before he fucks her brains out.https://youtu.be/yZYreNRgmWg?si=Edhivs3IAMeEBBjq Nyra then begs Daemon at her wedding to take her to Dragonstone and fuck her brains outhttps://youtu.be/39kVqReKorg?si=W3Q-NnzTEg-J4-mHSo yeah, it's pretty explicitly canon
>>222768268cringe lol
>>222767300Dead show general
>>222767874>Princess Rhaenyra (8 years old)"In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, whose favor he wore while unhorsing Daemon in the joust"SEVEN-YEAR-OLD PRINCESS"Thereafter, King Viserys indulged Rhaenyra by naming Criston her personal sworn shield. In 105 AC, the twenty-three-year-old Criston became a member of the Kingsguard, taking the place of the legendary Ser Ryam Redwyne."Daemon always gets the sloppy seconds.
>>222768343Cope that was one of the most based parts of season 1
>>222768353stfu
>>222768378watching daemon get cucked for years while rhaenyra was bred by some first men subhuman was not based lmao
>>222768373Cole fantasies are hilarious. She had her eyes on Daemon's sperm since before puberty. >That night, Septon Eustace reports, SerCriston Cole slipped into the princess’s bedchamber to confess his love for her. He told Rhaenyra that he had a ship waiting on the bay, and begged her to flee with him across the narrow sea. They would be wed in Tyrosh or Old Volantis, where her father’s writ did not run, and no one would care that Ser Criston had betrayed his vows as a member of the Kingsguard. His prowesswith sword and morningstar was such that he did not doubt he could find some merchant prince to take him into service. But Rhaenyra refused him. She was the blood of the dragon, she reminded him, and meant for more than to live out her life as the wife of a common sellsword. And if he couldset aside his Kingsguard vows, why would marriage vows mean any more to him
>>222768373>Cole fucked her firstEwwwAnd the show made it canon, like >>222768268
>>222768445In the script they make it clear she wanted Daemon but she was horny and Cole orgasmed in 1 second like a cuck. She only fucked him to relieve her sexual tension from her uncle. But yeah I agree the show version is gayer than the book. The show is not canon lol you're insane.
>>222768373>"In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, whose favor he wore while unhorsing Daemon in the joust"YOU JUST KNOW
>>222768268no
>>222768373BasedAND REMEMBER:>Ser Criston mentions in ASOIAF: 3>Daemon Cuckgaryen menstions in ASOIAF: 0
>>222768494Daemon is GRRM's self insert hero. He clearly created him afterwards. He got an entire book published about him.
>>222768373based
>>222768494>>222768373A cuck loser who sacrificed all his vows and everything he stood for to watch the one he did it for sire kings with her lord uncle and then KWAB on the battlefield.
>>222768406It's not like they were married.
>>222768540OH NO NO NONONONONON WTF COLENIGGERS? SHE WAS THINKING OF DAEMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222768373Copers will seethe
>>222768373>Cole blasted his nasty Dornish Marches seed into Rhaenyra's royal pussyHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222768582He lasted 1 second. No ovulation. No children. No legacy.
>>222768527shit couple
So, how is Hugh betraying the blacks now? and is Bold Jon still cutting him in half?
>>222768373Does Daemon know he got sloppy seconds?Did Rhaenyra ever tell him about Cole?
>>222768373yjk
>>222768654Cole and Rhaenyra aren't canon. It's TV showrunner slop. Both Mushroom and Eustace claim's end in rejection.
>>222768540>this only excites Rhaenyra moreAnd then RAPEnyra shits on him for that >>222768428>And if he could set aside his Kingsguard vows, why would marriage vows mean any more to himGreetings from Kazakhstan.
greens are coping in here about MUH tryst that lasted 1 second. they losthttps://youtu.be/W6URPmygahM?si=h8_43S8rt1QuKBOk
Thinking on it, it was probably a bad idea by HBO to market this show as "Team Black vs Team Green" in a story about a family destroying themselves and what gives them power.
>>222768758nah bruh fuck the dickless greens
>>222768373how many men has rhaenyra fucked?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42523965
>>222768782Harwin, Daemon, Mushroom, Criston and Moonboy for all I know.
What the fuck did Egg had against stormlanders?he let his son undo the betrothal to the Baratheon daughter, which lead directly to rebellion, and he also dumped his sister, who was pregnant with Dunk's bastard, on the Tarths, which actually ended their ancestral line, since it seem that bastard become the heir to Tarth.
>The night was crisp. A blanket as dark as Corlys Velaryon had smothered the sky and was spattered with bright twinkling stars.
Above the Rest
>>222768373>Daemon always gets the sloppy seconds.she probably cucked him too
Daemon blew Mushroom to show Rhaenyra how it's done.
>>222768582She probably got an STD too kek
>>222768621Did Hugh not betray Rhaenyra by disobeying her orders, abandoning his post in King's Landing, showing up to a war to which he was not invited, parking his dragon, and refusing aid when everything went to hell? Ulf's betrayal was felt more acutely due to the direct outcome, but do not discount Hugh's own treason. Outwardly, Hugh might seem like a much more honorable man than Ulf, but this man has only ever acted out of self-interest. He never had a stake in this war or Rhaenyra's claim outside what suited his ambitions. And now one of the two things he cared about (his wife) is a casualty of this war.
What is Alyn's problem?
>>222768507>Daemon is GRRM's self insert hero. He clearly created him afterwards. He got an entire book published about himDoes grrm want to be cucked by a lesbian?
>>222768853it's not gay if you're valyrian
>>222768833>he let his son undo the betrothal to the Baratheon daughterLittle Duncan married a homeless girl, there was no coming back from that and the commonfolk loved them more than Egg could've ever wished. He would've been a fucking hypocrite to break them up when he was obsessed with saving the commonfolk.
Looking back on it, did she deserve it?
>>222768885Unironically probably happened to him in college.
>>222768866Targs are immune to some diseases.
are there any old images of GRRM in his 20s/30s? was he a total chad? I bet he was.
>No Johanna Lannister>No Dalton Greyjoy
>>222768866Ser Criston was a virgin though. If anything she gave him STD.
>>222768846>Only this one was made of steel.
>>222768901what percent Dornish are the "Targaryens" by this point?
>>222768876I wonder how they'll reconcile this dumbfuck killing the Pope with him becoming the most loved adventurer in the Seven Kingdoms after the Dance.
>>222768925Around 67%
>>222768928>He thinks they acknowledge Rhaenyra killing the High Septon at all and how that should affect the small folk and her sevenfag alliesIt's not going to get mentioned in more then passing anon, same as Cersei blowing up the sept of Baelor.
Will the Red Kraken be in season 4?
>>222768833He gave up the throne for her, what was Egg going to do?>Despite the fact that King Aegon had married for love himself, and was a friend to the smallfolk and had practically grown up with them, he could not approve of the marriage of the heir to the throne to a commoner, and did all he could to have it undone. But Duncan stubbornly refused to put Jenny aside, even when the High Septon, Grand Maester, and small council joined together to insist that he choose between the Iron Throne and his wife. Rather than give up Jenny, Duncan abdicated as Prince of Dragonstone, and gave up his claim to the throne in favor of his brother Jaehaerys. After this, Duncan became known as "the Prince of Dragonflies".
>>222768619>cutest coupleftfy
>>222768925Well before Elia it's just Egg's mom (who's a Dayne so stony dornish), who would be Rhaeny's great-great--great-grandmother? and then Dareon's Martell wife, her great-great-great-great-grandmother?
>>222769008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYK66wXW8kE
I wish there were more cool characters
>>222769041lol
>>222769008>picLiteral plot of Ballad of the White Horse.
I wonder how long news takes to reach the Farwynds.
>>222768833All his kids fucked up their marriages besides his youngest daughter, who's marriage was a band-aid for the fuck up with the Baratheon's >Duncan married a poorfag schizo he fell for>Jaehaerys and Shaera married each other instead of the Tully and a Tyrell they were meant to marry>Daeron the fag was meant to marry Olenna, decided to suck some cock instead before dying
>>222769123jesus why are targs so fuckin shit at keeping their incestuous schizo dynasty going?
>>222769114They still think Jaehaerys is king
>>222769320Jaehaerys I btw.
>>222769008Of course not, why would they take the opportunity of a show set in an interesting time period to showcase interesting characters?
>>222769123>decided to suck some cock instead before dyingHe died fighting alongside his homo lover against a band of outlaws who raped his cousin.
>>222769369No it was AIDS
>inbred Targs
>>222769411yikes lol
>>222768925BROWN'D
Why did Martin write a 13 yo to be raped by a warlordWhy did Martin write a teenager to be kissed by a man in his 40s
Why are these threads still up? Did something happen/what are you talking about?
>>222769444It's call realism, bitch
>>222769453About non-consensual sexual encounters with ser Criston.
Why did Stannis burn ShireenShe seems so pure and cute even with the whole scaleface going on
>>222769453This >>222769513
>>222769514In the show? Because D&D are retarded.In the book? Because he thinks it will stop the Long Night.
>>222769444The most important thing is why he wrote about a pretty girl having diarrhea.
>>222769527Thoughts?
>>222769579the "realism" argument is more sensible here. it's to show that even important characters can be brought down to their lowest. detailing rape is just gratuitous
>>222769527her movie flopped
GoT Daenerys I>"I'd let his whole khalasar fuck you if need be, sweet sister, all forty thousand men, and their horses too if that was what it took to get my army.GoT Daenerys VIII>Qotho pulled Haggo away, saying, "Kicks are too merciful for a maegi. Take her outside. We will stake her to the earth, to be the mount of every passing man. And when they are done with her, the dogs will use her as well.DwD Tyrion VIII>Growing up, Tyrion heard reports of (...) a dwarf whore in King's Landing renowned for coupling with dogs. His own sweet sister had told him of the last, even offering to find him a bitch in heat if he cared to try it out. When he asked politely if she were referring to herself, Cersei had thrown a cup of wine in his face.DwD Theon I>"Tell him, you tell him. I'll do what he wants … whatever he wants … with him or … or with the dog or … please …AWoIaF - The Free Cities: Norvos>There, out of the sight of priests and nobles alike, lowborn Norvoshi feast on red meat and river pike, washed down with strong black beer and fermented goat's milk, whilst bears dance for their amusement and (it is whispered) slave women mate with wolves in torchlit cellars.AWoIaF - Beyond the Free Cities: The Basilisk Isles>In the flesh pits, blood sorcery of the darkest sort was practiced, as beasts were mated to slave women to bring forth twisted half-human children.FaB Under the Regents - War and Peace and Cattle Shows>Rosamund Darry was said to be concealing six nipples under her bodice (supposedly because her mother had lain with a dog)
>>222767874It's honestly insane Martin hasn't been canceled.
Poor Ser Criston, he got raped in the sweltering summer of 111AC
>>222769661women love his books
>>222767300EURON! EURON! EURON!> “We shall have no king but from the kingsmoot.” The Damphair stood. “No godless man—”> “—may sit the Seastone Chair, aye.” Euron glanced about the tent. “As it happens as I have oft sat upon the Seastone Chair of late. It raises no objections.” His smiling eye was glittering. “Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.” He laughed. “Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”> The priest raised a bony finger. “They pray to trees and golden idols and goat-headed abominations. False gods...”> “Just so,” said Euron, “and for that sin I kill them all. I spill their blood upon the sea and sow their screaming women with my seed. Their little gods cannot stop me, so plainly they are false gods. I am more devout than even you, Aeron. Perhaps it should be you who kneels to me for blessing.”> The Red Oarsman laughed loudly at that, and the others took their lead from him.> “Fools,” said the priest, “fools and thralls and blind men, that is what you are. Do you not see what stands before you?”> “A king,” said Quellon Humble.
>>222769661um sweaty it's called fiction, he respects women in real life
>>222769532Stannis is also retardedHis little brother might be the biggest shit of all though
>>222769453We just have to survive about 7 more months
If george had the internet growing up he would have been an Incel
>>222769758I think about this. If I too had no internet growing up I probably would have made it in something.
>>222769703A crazy schizo like Aeron made everyone at the kingsmoot look like a bunch of delusional retards and cowards.
>>222769703>Have you?
>>222769661It's hot, it's fiction.
TAOOBA!
>>222769805STOP READING
>>222769805>you would do well to keep your nose in your books
>>222769703books handled the greyjoy family so much betterall the show got was muh finger in the bum and cock jokesSame with Tyrions original love story being cut out for shae le whoreEven with good book material they show really fucked it up
>>222769123probably what caused Egg to go insane and try to hatch dragon eggs, his kids were fucking over all his political connections, so he imagined the way to keep power was to bring dragons back, then his retarded kids could do whatever the fuck they wanted.
>>222767900>angle threewhat does it mean?
>>222769926Charlie Kirk
>>222769905excuse you! she is the FUNNY whore.
>>222769731Go read the short story he wrote where a woman who is creeped out by a self insert of his real self becomes him.
>>222769939who?
>>222769939how does it relate to Cole?
>Brings "magic" back to the worldNothin' Personnel maesters.
>>222769805
>>222769973Greens = right wingBlacks = left wing
>>222769942
>>222768901no. Elea will burn in hell.
>>222769949I found it, it's called The Pear-Shaped Man.
>>222769926>>222769939i dont get it
Daemon is a faggot
>>222770011To be fair,it's very likely Euron is lying his tits off, it's very easy to make up shit when his crew of mutes can't correct him.
>>222770022isn't angle three the theory that the bullet came from another place not the official narrative?does it mean something else? i don't understand how it relates to it even if Kirk represented the Greens.are they saying they shot him instead of that supposed right wing kid who had a tranny GF?>>222770053me neither
There’s nothing wrong with suckling the sensitive teats of your 13 year old niece as long as you don’t take her maidenhead.
>>222770073The question is, did he fuck Laenor during their war on the Step Stones?
>>222770073lol why is daemon so gay
why does fatman say "teats" instead of "tits"
spoilers for when the squid tries to wander ashore
>>222770119sit down, nuncle
>>222770028lmao
Aegon III won
>>222770163…'t see his mommy again.
>>222770163pregnant niece
I just realized why most sex scenes in asoiaf feel like porn: the woman cums within secondsclearly GRRM has never heard of foreplay and thinks a good dicking or fingering is all it takes for a woman to go oh! OH! OOOOHHHH! TAKE ME PETYR MAKE ME A BABY!!!!!
>>222770103Genuinely he could have had it all.
>>222770182
>>222770175kek
The Chadmure will populate Riverrun and The Twins with his seed.
>>222770187don't women come fast if they're super horny like men?t.khv
>>222770203what do you call that armour?
>>222768925Like 40% or something
pregnant. happy. fertile. uncle. in my lane.
>>222770194the shoulder peek is peak desu
>>222770226>*smiles softly at you*
>>222770215scale
>>222770226>>222770241>1 minute apart
>>222770226i like it too
>>222770260
>>222770270based tomorrow theme user
>>222770260does the existence of several Emma appreciators make you seethe?
no I am the only emma enjoyer she belongs to ME fuck all of you
We Light The Way
>>222770175Ayoooooooo
>>222770321based
for me, it's Gatehouse Ami
>>222770313>t. Mysaria
>>222770338
>>222770321sexo
Roslin Frey
Nuncle...
>>222770370is this the so called heart face?
if /tv/ had an upstart house, what would our house motto be?
>>222770370cute>>222770377looks like hunter schafer
>>222770391>looks nothing like h*nter >says it anywayyou aren't funny lad
Here's your nuanced grey character
>>222770390"Hear me Sneed">>222770391>looks like hunter schaferkek true
>>222770391>>222770420phone/dual posting samefag. notice he similarities.
>>222770402She definitely doesn't look NOTHING like Hunter. Be honest here. There's a resembling there.
>>222770391>>222770434It's uncanny.
>>222770434Try a non photoshopped image of Hunter. Zero resemblance.
Hunter Shafer looking ZESTY
>>222770441left image is photoshopped as are 95% of hunter's 'glamorous photos'.
Name a better Lordship than Highgarden
Since uncle/aunt fucking is Targ tradition, does that mean Daeron will fuck Gwayne in S4?
>>222770391kys
>>222770479It's Stark tradition too. Meaning Benjen fucked Sansa and Arya
Craster incestmogs fagaryens
>>222770378No
The Reach mogs
who is your favorite Glup Shitto of ASOIAF?for me it's Pate of Longleaf
Arys Oakheart could've beaten Darkstar had they actually fought.
>>222770517What do they eat?
>>222767445Who’s this handsome young lad?
>>222770540Harras Harlaw. Wields a cool Valyrian steel sword, has an interesting coat of arms, and he's a knight despite being ironborn.
greens seethe and spam the picture of a tranny cuz they cant cope with losing the dance
>>222770570They eat whatever the best one can eat. That's the vibe I get. So probably lemon cakes, roasted capon and arbor wine but somehow better than everyone else's just because
Le Bief
>>222770570Renly's peach.
>>222770570Margaery's pussy.
>>222767874I fucking love this dirty old man so much
He won
>>222767874>where they could disport naked all day unobserveddo they get sunburns in westeros?
>>222770627What's High Garden called in French?
>>222770031Context?
Fuck Harrenhal
Daemon and Rhaenyra will be /got/ seethe forever won't they?
>>222770696MASSIVE SPOILERS the Mad King theater play had Elea be a schemer pushing Rhaegar to depose his daddy
>>222770786she was right though
>>222770786Are we supposed to be mad at her for trying to save the realm?
>>222770445Holy schnoz
>>222770834the realm was doing fine under Aerys>>222770813no she wasn't
>>222770031>ser gregor the glorious bravely rescued baby aegon from insane postpartum elia
>>222770850>the realm was doing fine under AerysI will not stand for this Aerys revisionism
Baenyra.
She just smelled Rhaenyra's vile coochie
>>222770887>that scene where she interrogates nyra for fucking daemonKEK
>>222770870prove it, faggot. the treasury was full and the realm was prosperous under Aerys and Johanna's tiddies.
>>222770870Jaime lied about Aerys raping RhaellaShe was screaming in pleasure and VIRGINme was mind broken because he didn't know women could wail that high
>>222770887>Alicent could smell them fornicating from across the hallways of the Red Keep
Why am I seeing so many online artists portray the Starks as brown recently.
>>222770902>Johanna'sJoanna*
>>222770905BASED BASED BASED BASED fuck that sister-fcucker
>>222770926>fuck that sister-fcucker
>tfw I can't fuck niece for 1 week
>>222770920Brown People realized Dornishment are boring as fuck and they now try to larp as Starks to get involved more in the story and discussionsBasically, envy and theft.
>only one scene in the entire 3 season show has any color and it's the one with Daemon and Rhaenyrawhat did ryan KEKAL mean by this
The Targaryen incest I can at least understand, they were trying to keep their magical bloodline pure. What is Cersei and Jaime's excuse?
I want the bad pussy
>>222770852I can't believe Greg the Gentle was murdered through poison (a woman's weapon) by that aids-riddled sodomite Oberyn M*rtell.
>>222770969Apparently, the canonical answer is narcissism. They didn't care about purity or anything like that. They just loved themselves so much they rather fuck themselves.
>>222770954this nigga been posting this shit for 4 years
are the dornish really brown or is that a show creative liberty
>>222770998Sandy and Salty Dornish are canonically swarthy. It's the Stony Dornish and Marcher Dornish which are white
>>222770887Why was she so angry that Nyra fucked her uncle?
Kek seeing troonyrafags get triggered never fails to get a hearty laugh out of me
>>222770994Hyper fixations usually only last a bit for meImpressiveAnd mental too
>>222771013Anon, what would you do if your bestie had sex with her uncle
>>222770850Don’t make me post it
Characters I fucking hateJacaerys LucerysJoffrey
Reminder to all midwits itt>the play is not canon
>>222771013She was supposed to be angry at Rhae Rhae fucking Criston, but they changed it.
>>222770870The Targ's had to go no matter what, and it's good that they got overthrownBut the Aerys was based and hilarious afRheagar is the one who destroyed his family's dynasty
>>222771074The drama writes itself aside from the duty being written for them already and they still fuck it up just to insert their fanfic ideas and political ideology.
>>222771064My retarded unfunny shitposts are the only canon that matters to me.
It's a Game of Thrones story. That means they are all shits, green and black. I wish to seem them all suffer a miserable end. The only banner I ever wanted to see survive and prosper were House Stark.
>>222770962>>222770998>>222771006The Dornish who have Rhoynar admixture are canonically swarthier like the M*rtells while houses like the Chadwoods are pvre Andal stock. The First Men are basically analogues for Celts or Scandis in the Ironborn's case.
>>222769731>>222769834Why doesn't it's fiction apply to the Japanese
Greens are the cool side, you know.
Why was Daemon married off to a Royce anyways, like politically it doesn’t make much sense does it. Viserys marrying Aemma already got them the Vale’s loyalty, there should have been no need for a second marriage to that area. They already had a perfect bride for him too with Gael. Had Alysanne betrothed them she’d never have to fear being separated from her daughter since they’d continue to live in the Red Keep, and the whole bard seducing Gael would never have happened if Daemon was her husband.
>>222771064Half true Dany confirmed the evil villain is canon but rhaegar almost beating Robert is not canon
Why didn’t Cregan use the promise of a Targaryen bride Jacerys made to him to get Jaehera to marry a Stark?
>>222771013>>222771041we know why alicent was angry>Though the origins of their enmity are much disputed, all men agree that Ser Otto Hightower, the King’s Hand, took a great mislike to the king’sbrother. (The king’s fool Mushroom asserts that the quarrel began when Prince Daemon deflowered Ser Otto’s young daughter Alicent, the future queen) - from THE ROGUE PRINCE, OR A KING'S BROTHER by GRRM.
>>222771064Reminder to you
>>222771177Was Daemon Aegon II’s real father?
>>222771205AAAAHHHHHHHH!
>>222771205I’m fine with that but got and dunk are apocryphal and hotd is heresy
>>222771167They convinced him that her marrying Aegon III to unite their claims and bring peace was a better decision and he could always get a Targ Princess from their union later. Shame Peake had to go and ruin it of course.
If a man wargs into a woman getting fucked, does that count as agp?
>>222770540Dolorous Edd.
>>222771246Depends. Are they aroused by it or solely doing it out of duty to a greater goal?
>>222771265>doing it out of duty to a greater goal?What duty or grand goal would require this particular maneuver?
new humiliation for the greens>>222771281>>222771281>>222771281
>>222771177holy chad
How awkward would Aegon III and Jaehaera’s marriage have been? Her father fed his mother to Sunfyre right in front of him and wanted to kill or geld him.
>>222771047post it
>>222770924huh>>222771064so you deny that they met gurm and he told them things?do you also deny Hodor = hold the door?the play has some truth to it and other headcanon parts.
