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>>222751596In the future, there will be no reason for women not to look like this
>>222751596Star Trek big syrannite milkers
>>222751596dam son I want to Darmok and Jalad them tittays
>>222751619star trek sex with wesley
>>222752013>Zinda, his cock hard
le chorg....
>>222751596There's enough White in those milkers to support an entire battalion of Jem'Hadar for weeks.
>>222752328Sir, scans indicate that those cans are largely composed of synthetic materials. There is no white, sir.
>page 10 alreadyThis shit is dead
>>222754052Its Sunday. People are merely at Temple, offering their prayers to the real prophets.
>>222752363I heard you gentleman are looking for some white. If you have gold pressed latinum then I might be able to help you
Tuvok actually said "ritual humiliation" in one of the episodes.
from old thread>>222751009No, the Founders are Israel.Bajorans is jews as the jews want everyong to see them. Ornate clothing, intricate religious rituals, respectable, always oppressed by everyone, and with a religion that has real gods and is, therefore, true.Ferengi are the jews as the basic bitches see them. A caricature, the happy merchants, money is all that matters to them. The Ferengi more closely resemble capitalists, the very ideology that places capital above all else.The Founders are the jews as they truly are, which only jews and nazis understand. Shapeshifters who try to blend in to any culture they seek to dominate, zero remorse for any non-Founder casualties, teams of different goyim from different species specialized and bred for different purposes, subverters of whole worlds, and they'll genocide anyone they feel like if they think they'll get in the way of their hegemonic Dominion.I'll grant that Cardassians are closer to Israel's military conquest side of things with Bajorans serving as temporary Palestine, but the Cardassians still do everything for themselves, rather than enlist a Federation-like puppet state to do their bidding for them. They tried to make Cardassians seem like le ebil nazis, but the bad guy insert failed with basic math, as is so obviously also the case with the real world nazis. Art accidentally immitating life.
>>222751615and what will you look like?
>>222754821
>>222754918Zesty
star trek sex with david corwin
>>222754451Thats why the Founders get a free pass from the writers at the end of DS9, despite being the most genocidal race in all of Star Trek, its enough for Odo to join the Link and tell his people "Not All Solids"....and all is forgiven.
"ackshewly Native Americans were doing that for centuries before Europeans came up with the idea"Fucking hell, don't tell me the writers have him doing this shit for all 7 seasons?
>>222755763There's a lot of emphasis on his background in the early seasons and then they stop mentioning it in the second half of the show because Chakotay just becomes irrelevant.
>>222755763Longnose tribe speaks with two tongues
hey, anybody familiar with the comics know how they onomatopoeia'd the TOS phaser pistols?
>>222751596MOAR!!!
>>222756177
>>222756200Quit playing with me
>>222756058>boxing prairie nigger episodes>"Make a medicine pouch">"The great spirit in the sky is aliens"If you're White and human, your religion is false in Star Trek. If you're anything else, your religion is almost always true. Plus, if you're White and human, you're usually not even allowed to have a religion.
>>222756274>>"The great spirit in the sky is aliens"that one is true though
>>222756406Imagine...
>>222756294>O'Brien and Nog almost killed the space godsHow can you kill a god?
>>222756720What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
>>222751596I don't watch Star Trek but I went to see that stupid Green Day movie and one of the characters' moms came onscreen and I thought "who tf is that, she's hot" and later I looked it up and it was Jolene Blalock, lol. She was credited only as "Jolene" in the end credits.
>>222756912She's also co-producer on that. Gets credited only as Jolene for her Lower Decks appearance too.
>>222756954ah, she's married to the president of Live Nation, who made the movie. makes sense now.
>>222756967How often do you think she listens to Dolly Parton?
>>222756979It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it.
>>222756979>>222756999lol
T'pol and her giant tits
T'pol and her duck lips
>>222757140T'Pol and her uncanny face and wig.
>>222757292There is no Uncanny Valley in outer space, anon...
what does star trek sex sound like?
For me, it's the Breen. Before they became Jello people
>>222758120The Breen fought bravely against>the corrupt politicians >insurance companies>Bankers >Ferengi Bankers >The Self Sealing Stem Bolt companies >The Neexstein oligarchs >Pizza pedo anon>Captains of industry>The Orion Syndicate
>>222757824it sounds like calliope music with the screaming of the damned layered on
soulless minions of orthodoxy report in
the incel council reports that our heart rate is elevated because our cells are bored
>>222758319It's like if Will ate Tom.
>>222757530>There is no Uncanny Valley in outer space
>>222755763It gets funny when you find out their "native American expert" was some guy just larping as native and he made everything up. Guy spent like 20+ years working in Hollywood until someone actually did a background check.
>>222758292scouts was the key to all of this
>>222758655Without them Picard would be splatted by meatball asteroids on the daily
I feel like Enterprise fans are our "retards." We don't completely disown them like NuTrek fans but, well, we definitely keep them in the shallow pool and don't give them access to sharp objects.
>>222758743there is no we, you're delusional and in a parasocial relationship with this thread. seek professional help, seriously.
>>222758761Thanks for chiming in, autistic Enterprise fan that cannot discern humor.We'll keep an eye on you. We might have to move you to the kiddie pool and put some floaters on your arms, if we can find some XXXXXL sized ones.
>>222751615They will hate the back pain, so they wont.
>>222758778I'm sure you will monitor me well as you're already wrong and the fact is that you're assigning a role to me immediately to fill your dollhouse of a headspace with imaginary drama and conflict. Seek help, for your sake, you're imagining yourself as part of an in-group of online strangers.
>>222757140I thought she was black when i was a kid
>>222758803The Incel Council has taken notice of you. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Much like your social worker.
heart elevation is go Initiate call tree, we have an unsupervised ENTard. Need his caretaker present per council law
>>222755763"Yeah, and you still got your ass kicked, because your peak weapon was bow an arrow"
>>222755763Remember, he learned from his father, than man does not own land. Anyway, wanna join his terrorist organisation, who fight to keep their land?
>>222758860Looks like our ENTard has attached laser weapons to WW2 era aircraft again and is piloting a starship in-atmosphere at an absurdly low rate of speed.Going to need Council Intervention Unit
>>222758743Buddy is still seething from yesterday lol
>>222758891why does this bother you so much? vosk explicity states that he is drip feeding weapons tech to keep them just ahead of the allies. we see the 1701 and voyager in atmopheres previously.
So just so we are clearSTD is fair acronym for DS9?
>>222759064>he doesn't understand why that webm is stupidMy God... Bones, what's wrong with him?
>>222759073Nope. STD is only for discovery
>>222759106Discovery of what?
>>222759115I too wish I could not know about discovery
>>222759064>we see the 1701 and voyager in atmopheres previouslythat was 100 years earlier though.
>>222758891TOS Enterprise could fly slow enough to match a fighter jet's speed.
>>222759162doesnt matter. they have anti gravity technology. its usually not neccesary or practical to enter the atmosphere with a starship but theres no reason to think they cant do it when they need to.
>>222759185Okay, now explain why they're going that slow in Enterprise in the webm. It's a combat situation. They could've picked out those ships with sensors from orbit and destroyed them from far outside of visual range.There is no reason for a starship to be flying around dogfighting WW2 airplanes with lasers taped to them. It is completely fucking dumb and only exists so they could do this scene which somebody thought was cool I guess (incorrectly)
>>222759262they couldnt shoot the planes from far away because targeting sensors were offline. they had to enter the atmosphere to get close enough for manual targeting.
>>222759262>On Enterprise's bridge, Lieutenant Reed notifies T'Pol that the vessel is a hundred kilometers from the Na'kuhl compound. With the targeting scanners continuing to malfunction, Reed activates his station's visual scanners. T'Pol instructs Mayweather to decrease the craft's velocity to two hundred kph.
>>222759301So the writers have created a contrivance where the Enterprise literally has to fly through the atmosphere at airplane like speeds so Malcolm can look, visually, through a fucking porthole using his eyeballs to manually target the WW2 aircraft piloted by Nazi aliens that use directed energy weapons.You're right, this show isn't fucking retarded at all. That sounds like a really good idea that I am glad the writers executed.
>>222751596>episode where Trip and Reed are stuck on a shuttlepod together)one of the space MRE options is chili in sea bass
>>222759262>Enterprise vs Nazi planet (totally not Earth) good>Enterprise vs Nazi alternate timeline (actually Earth) bad
>Rick, why can't we just say "raise shields?">Because, Brannon, this is like a thousand years in the past.>It's not THAT far in the past, Ri-->And like, thousands of years ago in Star Trek, they didn't have shields. They had hull plating.>But all ships have... plating on their hulls, Rick, I'm not sure what you mean>Right but here's what we're gonna do, Brannon. We're gonna say "polarize the hull plating" instead of "raise shields.">But Rick, why? Ultimately, it's the same thing. Narratively, we're creating the same effect.>Polarize the Hull Plating!>O-Okay, Rick...>Don't get snotty with me, Brannon. I don't make fun of you when you don't understand how evolution works!>S-Sorry, Rick...It's a very smart show actually.
>>222759416I wouldn't call that episode of TOS particularly good but as a sci-fi concept, an Earth historian going to a world and diverting the course of its own history is a far more interesting concept than whatever drek is happening in that ENT episode.
>>222759459>Earth historian going to a world and diverting the course of its own history good>Alien enemy going to a world (Earth) and diverting the course of its own history bad
>>222759327when you put it that way, i like it even more
>>222759486Yeah, one episode is about the Prime Directive and non-interference and the other is some convoluted time travel storyline that they balked on a hundred times and has no satisfying ending.The Daniels stuff and the time travel are the weakest points of ENT.There is a good period episode in ENT called Carbon Creek that is much, much better than this two-parter and is actually up there with the all time great episodes of Trek. It doesn't involve time travel but it's still far superior as a sci-fi story with a depiction of Earth's past.
>Borg traveling back in time to prevent the Federation from being founded - good.>anyone else who does it - bad.
>>222759628But still, why didn't the borg just go back in time to pre industrial age where it would have been even easier?
>>222759628>Earth is THE single planet which allowed the Federation to exist
>>222759765the Borg don't want to assimilate retards.
>>222759628>Borg traveling back in time to prevent the Federation from being founded - goodThis whole post is so fucking retarded. First of all, I don't like First Contact. I kind of think it's the forerunner of ENT -- a dumbed down Star Trek trying to reach a broader audience. Not a surprise it has Berman and Braga's fingerprints all over it.Also are you defending the Borg episode of ENT because that is one of the dumbest things ever
entard big mad
>jiggle some gross fake tits in front of the ENttard's face>Dayum now this is real Star Trek
>>222760246imagine living in a world where any hardcore fetish pornography exists and still simping over bad actress booba on a mid sci-fi series
>>222758891Considering they have subspace fields and inertial dampeners, Star Trek ship should move like UFOs through an atmosphere, not like a lumbering jumbo jet.
I still accept ENT as Star Trek but ENTfags are absolutely second-class citizens. They are the Pakled laborers of /trek/ society.
>>222755763It gets toned way the fuck down in later seasons.
>>222758644based prairie nigger grifter
>>222757292https://ethnicelebs.com/jolene-blalockmexican
>>222758743>>222758761absolute pottery>>222758778>>222758803>headcanon fanfic rape with rando anonthe pottery continues
Presented without comment
>>222759073STD is for that gay "I'm Michael and I'm a proud independent nigress who doan need no man and I murder people" because we fucking hate it, you retard.This isn't rocket science. It is deliberately derisive. Maybe all the other anons just like trolling you around so you'll keep trying to logic your way out of this, or maybe you're just a poorly programmed chatbot, but either way it's STD because it's fucking hi-five, cretin.
>>222751596T'Pol was so hot. Back in high school I watched Enterprise just for her.
>>222760708>no tatsI'd fatten her up a bit and still would.
>>222751596too small
>>222756754too soon
>>222760760It's nutrek fags thinking they deserve rights, again
>>222756754>Robert didn't install the automatic fire detection and extinguishing systemBet he's regretting that in hell rn.
>>222754451It is obvious the founders are meant to represent the concept of God, who you do not account for while defining real world equivalence. Even though they are God and Sisko is the messiah explicitly in the plot. You really are fucked in your head. You can’t even acknowledge the existence of your Heavenly Father in the context of a fiction based around disproving his existence. Or is it a Muslim reason? Probably. Actual retard
>>222761312The Picards are spiritually black in their mistrust of smoke detectors.
>>222760893>he went the extra mile by adding cameltoe
SNW 406 Images are out
don't care, not gonna watch
Short preview video out on Paramount Argentinias Twitter, seems the crew will be adrift and heading for a "Slipstream wormhole"
go back to dilating
>>222761475Up on yt toohttps://youtube.com/shorts/sawaRKrqJ84
>>222761341At least Jean-Luc escaped his family ghetto, but he still has nightmares about all the other kids playing their FM Towns Marty while he's stuck with jacks and pick-up sticks.
>>222756274>If you're White and human, your religion is false in Star Trek. If you're anything else, your religion is almost always true.Do you think there was any significance in the writers making Janeway's spirit animal a lizard?
>>222754451And why isn’t Odo the messiah? What a terrible show. Slop
>>222761796This guy confuses reptiles and amphibians everyone mock his Muslim beliefs
>>222761363luv peliasimple as
>>222761363Pure sex. T'Pol has nothing on her.
How many aliens lived on Earth, simply because they just look like humans?
>>222761869>lies>uses mockery>attempts to false flag Muslims>gets real nervous when people start talking about lizards and religionHmmmm.
>>222758644Was it Espera Oscar de Corti, aka Iron Eyes Cody?
>>222758743I'm not a huge Trek nerd but I liked Enterprise. I think the main source of hate was that hilariously awful intro music.
>>222757530wonky nipples lol.
>>222762185i grew to like the music and was pissed when they fucked with it in later seasons except for mirror darkly which was cool
>>222762185Thats what I like most about enterprise so far
I understand why trekkies felt ripped off by ENT since they were promised something different and got more recycled TNG/DS9/VOY plots just slightly edgier and with worse actors
>>222762607Bakula is the worst acted captain; he always pauses like a bad Shatner parody, and he plays Archer like an utterly clueless retard. Annoying as fuck.I'd say only Blalok and Billingsley are the good actors in the main cast.
>>222761328>founders are meant to be God...bro, you don't know what the frell you're talking about. Full-blown senior moment.
>>222762744sisko is so bad hes almost written off the show. everyone loves to talk about how well the secondary characters on ds9 are developed but the only reason that happens is because the main cast is trash.
>>222762185The music was, ironically, the best part of the show.>https://youtu.be/B0azMOJ-h_o
>>222762849Main cast on DS9 is fine aside from Siddig and Farrell
>>222763055Siddig at least gets better as the seasons progress. Much as I love tall milky mommy, she never improved as an actor.
>>222762849Nah, Avery Brooks > Scott BakulaBrooks at least does a few things well>tender moments with Jake>angerAnd Sisko has a lot of angry scenes.I can't think of a single thing Bakula does well.
>>222763055brooks is terrible
>>222763155bakula plays the naive explorer role perfectly. its not an accident that archer doesnt seem to know what hes doing, its humanitys first deep space mission. hes writing the book. sisko is angry all the time because brooks cant act. all he can do is whisper and yell.
>>222763170You just dont get him
>>222763234He plays naive well, that's true, but unfortunately it's a stupid kind of naive that makes him come across as a bumbling idiot. He reminds me of George W. Bush and not just because he's always squinting and has a similar face. He has that same kind of folksy, homespun idiocy.
>hi Im kai opaka>you may remember me from debacles such as>collaborating with cardassian occupation>abandoning bajor in a futile attempt to bring peace to a planet cursed by eternal war>and not reforming doctrine to prevent the return of the bajoran caste system
>>222763386Yeah but.... Kira really liked her vibe...
>>222763155Bakula plays a retard, a chimp, an elderly negro, and a thot pretty well.
>>222762848Idiot
How would you feel, if you realized that you just sleeped with Hitler?
>>222763657>appeal to AIlmao, even
>>222763696Depends. Did he clap my cheeks good?
>>222763657Do me a favor: describe in plain terms who and what the founders are, and what they mean to any alien species associate with them, as well as where the founders reside.
>>222763752They're shapeshifters who have genetically engineered races to be subservient to them. They use a religious model to ensure allegiance and shore it up with narcotics where vulnerabilities exist. They live in a pool and share a hive mind in this state.But they're not gods, they're just very advanced despotic aliens who use religion as a means of control.
>>222763747Doubtful, Dukat has limited experience with women he didn't pay or force to fuck him. He's also more of a Hess than a Hitler.
BRAIN??? BRAIN??WHAT IS BRAIN???
>>222763752I don’t know why that schizophrenic retard is interjecting himself into our conversation. I’ll reply to this later anon
>>222763716Half the thread is ai spam genius. At least I actually have ideas you fucking slop mongrel
>>222763696>Every time I see your face. I feel the most emotion
>>222763981>At least I actually have ideas you fucking slop mongrelyour ideas are bad, we'll stick with the spam.
>>222764020My ideas are correct. You are incorrect. You are dumb
>>222764060Looks more like Android-Troi.
>>222764060What’s it like being completely schizophrenic and retarded?
Lower Decks is fun
>>222763696um, sir, Dukat did nothing wrong. Stop with the slander.
>>222764189He did kind of start a retarded death cult and then stupidly impregnated that bajoran lady or who was married and he didn't use any of the high tech medical shit to determine that the baby was his or to abort it before his affair was discoveredThat might have been wrong to do
>>222763981>NO, the shapeshifting infiltrators and subverters of civilization aren't jews, they're literally GODHe is not smart. He cannot make us go.
More like Gul Dumbfuck lmao
>>222764052>You are dumb>Veedal
>>222764320Yes. God is real. He affects things. You are retarded
>>222764254>abort it before his affair was discoveredChild murder has been outlawed in the Federation.
>>222764174I'm also trans she/her and my name is Penelope
Moopsy!
>>222764174Best modern trek
>>2227643931. Dukat doesn't give a shit about fed laws2. He was running a death cult anyway I think abortion was on the table for him3. He never bothered to take 5 seconds to scane his bajoran booty during the pregnancy just to check if his strong cardassian seed was responsible
I haven't kept up with Nu Trek, but does Jeffrey Combs have any roles there?
>>222764617yes. Should take you 13 seconds or less to google that.
>>222764666But it also took me less than 13 seconds to ask here
>>222764702but it took you more than 13 seconds for a response
I don't get it, why is rick & morty being posted again?
>I don't get itmust be 18 or older to use this site, buddycome back when you do
>>222764617He does voice work in Lower Decks.
>>222765246Oh you mean that idiotic Mike McMahan cartoon that destroyed what was left of Trek's dignity? I hear he's doing another similar cartoon with an 80s DND esque property.
>>222765007It's officially canon.
>>222765331I don't recognize that canon.
Let's make up some plausible trek episode titles! I'll start"Home is where the heart is"
>>222765272its a 10 ep order for comedy central that they moved to peeplus because they are so desperate for content. it starts in a couple weeks and hasnt been picked up for "season" 2 so its probably canceled.looks like shit, too. all the same lame rick and morty family guy jokes with a slightly different skin.
>>222765331its a parody cartoon. it literally cannot be canon unless you want starfleet to be full of drunken reckless assholes who are barely capable of doing their jobs.
>>222765472All of these flash animated cartoons are the fucking same, same "humor", same jokes, same character tropes
Why don't anyone have nicknames?
I enjoy Lower Decks, rewatch it all the timeThat's enough to trigger the dregs it seems, free bonus I guess
this thread is ummm like...depressing
>you can't help but have starships and holodecks and chicken soup, because it was all determined twenty billion years ago!
toonfag almost killed the thread
>>222766737just another ebb in the flow of the great river.
>a few badgeys morefck yeah, more badgey
Trek died when it stopped being a cult show
is it just me or did voy drop the random t&a when they added seven?
>>222763696They were so happy together.
>>222766865i used to hate the Anjohl arc but i am starting to think its actually the best part of the dukat saga
>>222766894Still can't believe Dukat fell for the oldest trick in the book.>here you drink the wine first
>>222766840>800 episodes>200 episodes>140 episodes>700 episodescult?
>>222766817We must rid ourselves of these undesirables.
>>222767169what's a chud gun do? shidd and piss and cry a lot?
>>222767006Cult status has nothing to do with episode count.
>>222767169paxton was 100% right. id like to see a mirroverse where humanity just turtled into a inpenatrable fortress that automatically destroys any threat within 5000 light years
Episode count?
>>222767285>even if you add all of nutrek up, it's still less than DS9 in episode count
Borg babies are cute
>>222767006Hello young fren. It might be hard to believe but TV shows in the 80's and 90's that averaged 10mil-15mil viewers were not considered big hits, they were in fact in the bottom half of the Nielsen ratings. But they were still popular enough that it was a no-brainer to renew them for another season. Hence the term a "cult hit".That said Next Generation had 30mil people tune in for the series finale, so I do think it was more than just a "cult hit".
>>222767378How is it that TNG was so popular that audiences were still demanding more even after the final season kinda sucked?
>>222767280They did isolationist earth in Discovery seasons 3,4,5 and as a plot point in Academy.Also the Cerberus/Illusive man storyline of Mass Effect, that whole franchise is a Star Trek fanfic
okay but how about as a plot point in a series that's actually good
>>222767378the cult lable is for media that originally failed but was redeemed by a dedicated fanbase. of those 4 shows star trek is the only one that is close to qualifying and only if you restrict it to tos.
>>222767404There was supposed to be an 8th season but Paramount scrapped it because they thought it would hurt ticket sales for the movies they had planned.So I imagine part of the reason the show kind of ended how it did is because the writers didn't go into season 7 knowing it would be the final season, it was just sprung on them at some point.
>>222767406ive heard mass effect is trekish but the opening cut scenes and tutorials are so boring i never got into it
>>222767454Your enjoyment of media is a matter of taste, your ability to enjoy media a matter of brainwashing. You'll figure out the rest eventually.Reminder to keep joy alive within your soul.
Wtf I love Discovery now. It was those alt-right nazi Youtubers making me hate it and forcing me to call it STD.
>>222767547Start with 2 or install a mod to speed up the first mission of 1 then? It is strongly inspired by Trek, yes.
>>222767455>the cult lable is for media that originally failed but was redeemed by a dedicated fanbase.Thats incorrect.Proof: Whenever you've heard someone use it in that context it was always "...became a cult classic".The original failure is not required to become a cult classic. A cult classic is simply something that was fairly popular, but not a mainstream hit, and then either had longevity in the form of multiple seasons, or it was still remembered long after it originally aired.
>YOU FUCKIN KLINGON! SON OF A BITCH I HATE KLINGONS! EVERY SINGLE JACKASS I PLAY WITH IS A FUCKIN KLINGON AND YOU ARE A STUPID KLINGON!What was this guy's problem?
>>222767624simpsons, xfiles, and buffy were mainstream hits. trek is debatable only if you limit to tos.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>222768383simultaneously or separately?
>>222766730How do you explain this?
i dont get the whole broccoli barclay thinglike how is being called broccoli an insultmaybe im just autistc
>we are making first contact with new alien species>better learn everything about them and tread on eggshells in order to not offend them!>goes on for thousands of episodes>aliens never to bother to adapt to human culture in order to avoid offending us and even go as far as belittling and insulting usshit is pozzed Jim, be a good goy
>>222768570i also do not understand it because it was the first barclay episode so they had unlimited options for better puns
>>222768570It's bad because they have a nickname for him that they use behind his back, the word itself has no inherent negative connotation outside of children not wanting to eat it
>>222768594Federation diplomats treading on eggshells definitely affected the length and intensity of the Klingon conflict. Makes you seem untrustworthy and condescending more often than not I suspect, very odd diplomatic strategy.
>>222751596This must be appearing because I mentioned T'Pol yesterday. The internet is crossing the line. Its becoming too creepy and annoying to use at all.
>>222767285umm sweaty did you just assumed my gender?
Did someone say freight?
>>222769353ok boomer
>She lowered her head and rested her tongue on Janeway's anus, tasting the scent of shit. So, the captain needed to excrete? Seven pushed her tongue down further, penetrating the relaxed muscles of Janeway's rectum, feeling the head of a shit inside the captain's ass. Seven licked the head of the shit, tasting the bitter taste, hoping she might be around when Janeway pushed this one out.
>>222769409ban urself for 30 days and consider changing your ways.
>>222767811Wasn’t TNG also popular during its original run? Networks would compete with other for syndication rights so they could just air it in all day blocks.
>>222769353Most boring Trek character of all time? Why'd the script-writers do him dirty like that?
>>222769648everyone on that crew was boring except Malcom and Phlox
>>222769648Brother like half of enterprise is the most head scratching "why did they do that" writing. The other half is decent trek but you roll the dice for a decent or shit episode every time the intro plays
>Tuvok cleared his throat and Janeway snapped her head to him. She looked at him intensely but did not stop fucking herself. In fact, she quickened the pace her fingers made in her pussy. She was about to have an orgasm - she was on the edge. But she saw Paris watching from the bridge and did not want to cum in front of him. She wouldn't give him the satisfaction of seeing her have an orgasm.>She sighed deeply and pulled the fingers out of her pussy. She beat her hand against the desk, but pushed her feet over the side anyway. With a quick motion she was standing on the floor. "Close that door, Tuvok," she snapped and sat in the chair. "What do you want?"
>>222767378Today a show could get 5 million viewers and be a hit. 20 years ago that was an embarrassing failure. I don’t think basic cable networks get half a million viewers anymore.. Streaming services don’t even report ratings if they can’t lie about them.
wrath of khan is great but how did starfleet not notice a planet exploded in the ceti alpha system
Galaxy's Child is a TNG episode that existsThis confuses me
>>222770522Takes a while for stuff to be noticed on a galactic scale. Warp McGuffins travel time dilation but not observation.
What would you do in this situation?
>>222751596I just wanna say guys that I've been coming here for like 15 years and it's always nice when you take a hiatus of a year or two and come back to find a /trek/ thread with most of the original /trek/ culture still going strong.
>>222768463simultaneously of course
star trek sex with trip and malcolm
>>222771102Damn, O'Brien's got some donk
>>222754451delusional
>>222771102Nothing. My wife is hotter than any woman who ever was on Trek. My wife is hotter than any woman that ever existed, exists, and that will exist.
>>222772719Your wife is a drawing
>>222772738My wife is the Mother of all things. And she is Tall with Red Hair, pale skin, freckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle. She is Goddess.
"Computer. Install a recursive algorithm."uhhh... ZAMN? Recursion made that much of a difference? FVVVVVVARRRRK.... Lisp puttin in work on Trek.
>>222763257Yeah. Because of hes black
>>222765410No Star Trek enjoyer does.>>222765466"Scrappy Doo and the Drunkard Hu"
>>222766849Why didn't Janeway just kill these fucking grabblers? She'll kill Tuvix, but leave these rapist-murderers alive.
>>222757093>>222757140I didnt know they had lip filler and bolt-on tits on Vulcan.
>>222768594>We have to be very careful with the Jarada, who destroyed our diplomatic ship 20 years ago.>The last thing we want to do is make them kill us all because we mispronounced a syllable in their insectoid language.>That would mean the Federation wouldn't be able to try to bend over for them again for another 20 years.Do the Fedfags even?
>>222769648>negroThey were afraid of offending in any way, shape, or form any non anywhere in the world at that time.Everyone's always so focused on the (((woke))) of today that they forget all the other ridiculous past eras of (((woke))) and how crazy they all were at the time and in retrospect.
I'm rewatching TNG right now and I don't even remember this episode, Homeward. It's fucking terrible. Randomly at the middle of season 7 we find out worf has a fat italian brother, Picard is obsessed with killing the villagers, and for some reason, it doesn't occur to anyone to sedate the villagers in the holodeck
DAAAAAYYYUUUUUUM Chapel looks like THAT?!
what's the comfiest show?
>>222774462DS9
>>222774462My personal Trek Comfy Rating;TNG > VOY > ENT > DS9 > TOS
>>222771102smack O'Brien's ass
how was this a dilemma? She was reverted in physical age due to an anomaly beyond anyone's control, but it didn't change her actual age. She still maintains all of her life experiences and accomplishments. She doesn't have to go back to middle school and live life as a 12 year old. In short, Miles was being an idiot.
>>222774889It's these things:>the normie ick factor>the fact that adult Keiko's mind is still being portrayed by a 12 year old who should only be doing and saying 12 year old thingsIt can't be helped, honestly.
>>222758800So that’s the reason there are no fat women in the world.
>>222774889He knew that there was a chance she could revert, but he'd then be the one unable to go back.
>>222773586>TASHA: Captain!>RIKER: Are you ready, sir?>PICARD: As ready as I'll ever be, Number One. Open hailing frequencies.>TASHA: Frequencies open.>(Picard loosens his tie, puts his hands on his hips and takes a deep breath)>PICARD: This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the USS Enterprise. Ahem... FUCKING STUPID JARADA NIGGERS FUCKING JARADA SUCKS COCKS IN HELL FUCKING JARADA STINK NIGGER SHIT I SHIT ON JARADA ALL FUCKING JARADA JUST FUCKING HANG. Now I've got that off my chest... Mr. Worf, light 'em up.>(The Enterprise rapes the Jarada homeworld with phasers and photon torpedoes.)
>>222775046I hate that this movie gave me a boner
>>222755763The only thing I can think of that Native Americans actually came up with hundreds of years before Europeans is energy bars. Look up Pemmican
>>222759416You can tell Rodenberry was a history casual because he writes Spock to glaze the efficiency and organisation of the Nazis, but anyone who's ever actually studied it in depth knows what a chaotic, beauracratic mess of overlapping and competing branches the Nazi government was. This was by design too, Hitler intentionally made it so different divisions of the military and civilian government had had overlapping areas of jurisdiction, so that when they inevitably butted heads with each other, they had to defer to him in order to resolve it
>>222774889Do you think the time anomaly restored her hymen, or was Keiko already broken in by that age?
>>222761358"I'll tell you what brother, I am gonna open a whole can of logic on you brother and there aint nothing you can do!"Spock Hogan is hilarious
>>222775424Do you think you'll die a virgin?
>>222760893Wish the nips where poking that tight top.
star trek sex with icheb and q jr
>>222774461yup, was the cutest of the puppets too, made me wanna watch Dark Crystal again.
>>222775301Maybe you wouldn't hate yourself so much if it was the sequel.
>>222775255And that is why you would've been the best Starfleet captain, anon. Well, maybe second only to Jellico.
>>222775608
>>222775802Wasn't this a prequel?
>>222774889He was basically admitting that he only likes her based on her looks.
You're all dismissed.
>>222775802She isn't as cute though, that's the problem
>>222776023Whatever. It was made 12 years later and I'm a million years old.>>222776199I guess for 4chan that makes me the weird one for thinking she looks hotter as an adult, picrel.
>>222776564I meant the acting/portrayal, not the appearance
>>222776595I like both better in the presequel. Give me the crazy adult.
Start Rek?
>>222776800I like sweetness, not meanness. In the first one the latter was a mean to an end. In the second one it felt like she was being mean all the time for no reason.
>>222756274Or, to people with more than three braincells, alien cultures are just as wrong about their woo-woo as they are everything else and, just as with moral, ethical, military, scientific, and indeed all others spheres of existence we're meant to understand that the enlightened Federation are correct, and that eventually those other races will come to understand that them building whole belief systems of irrational nonsense around ancient legends, dreams, hallucinations, or explainable(in the context of the setting's science) psychic phenomena is just as dumb as our ancestors inventing Thor or Zeus because lightning happens.
>>222757093Personally I'm a fan of her very nice bum.
Guess the thread is dead and belongs to pedos nowbye
>>222759092Nazi Alien Stukas with lasers is rad as fuck, and if you disagree you are exactly the kind of soulless, emotionless freak that Bones would have mocked relentlessly and occasionally become legitimately frustrated at.
>>222776938>now
>>222776872She only learned to control it better in the original.>>222776906>to people with more than three braincells>atheism correct in Star Trek universeDrooling Pakled. Stovokor exists. Picard literally believes in a god, because he says Q couldn't be he. Chakotay's Great Spirit of Vagueness exists.The worst retards are the ones who think they're not.
>No you don't understand, you see, letting people die to perpetuate my ideology is fine because we've created a brainwashed community based on lies here. Now get in the hotbox.
>>222762168>Jamake Mamake Highwater (born Jackie Marks; February 13, 1931 – June 3, 2001, also known as "J Marks", was an American writer and journalist of Eastern European Jewish ancestry who mispresented himself as Cherokee.
>>222777519Why did she say, "I've got just the place for you, boy" when they met Sisko? What was that supposed to mean?
>>222777569typical utopian can't hide away from their true motives for long
i like star trekdo you like star trek
>>222777638I like Star TrekI don't like nu trek
>>222777638bigly
is that Narbag Timtam
>>222777638I like star trek.
>>222768594>>222773586>you used your mouth to eat in front of us? HOW DARE YOU>NOW PERFORM THE KEK CEREMONY TO APOLOGIZE
>>222777848that was because porthos pissed on the tree. they were satisfied with a simple apology for the eating in public
>>222777877as a starship captn I would personally piss on their tree after the first offence
where can I watch TOS online
>>222755763>>222756058Just started watching this. I kept hearing how cool Janeway was but so far all she's got is 2 failed resource-gathering missions and endangering her crew unnecessarily to cure the giant nebula-monster's boo-boos. Everyone else is just boring. Nick Locarno is the only somewhat interesting character so far.
>>222777848>>222777877now imagine if the roles were reversed, some backwards piece of shit alien race starts eating with their ass in front of humans, I bet Archer and Picard would join them
>>222777897basedbeagles should have more rights than any of these monster movie reject aliens
NEW>>222777956>>222777956>>222777956
>>222777917I think that is part of what makes Voyager such an odd beast. There's some bad episodes, and some good ones, and then there's a fuckton of boring episodes. The good episodes are really good scifi on their own and not just relative to the rest of Voyager.
>>222776924Calc the FUCK down Malcolm.
>>222767547ME1 gets a lot better. I had no interest in 2. Just sick of sequels I guess.
>>222777917>I kept hearing how cool Janeway wasplebbitfags love to re-write history in favor of all whom aren't White menI regret to inform you that I think the show starts getting much better around "Future's End," which is deep into season 3.
