Cramptonian editionPrevious >>222731432
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>>222751627based
>>222751627Blessed thread.
>>222751627This IS the thread
Me on the right
tyfys jannies
>>222751627
>In Search Of Darkness 2010-2014 comes out>Segment featuring Josh Criss and Leaving D.C.
>Leaving D.C.So is this a decent FF? or is it just some spammed crap movie?
>>222752436its good but its also peak autism
>>222752436I watched it last week because of the spam and I thought it sucked. It's mostly a guy looking at audio waveforms and it ends VERY abruptly.
>>222752548>>222752550Ok, I'll try to watch it soon since it seems like a mixed bag of opinions on it
>>222751627Don't get me wrong, there's a few pictures of her with bad angles or where the wrinkles and makeup are a little too obviousBut I still sorta think Barbara is the most attractive very old woman in the world. Like she's getting into that "this is weird" zone that Helen Mirren was in for a while. I saw a convention video of Crampton with Linnea Quigley, and good lord, poor Linnea
>>222752716To be fair, Linnea has always looked trashy.
>>222752716she isn't that old, she hasn't even hit 70 yet.
>>222752830>Linnea has always looked trashyIn all the best ways
>>222752884Just a kid
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEENHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN SILVER SHAMROCKHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEENHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN SILVER SHAMROCKIT'S ALMOST TIME KIDSTHE CLOCK IS TICKINGBE IN FRONT OF YOUR TV SETS FOR THE HORRORTHONAND REMEMBER THE BIG GIVEAWAY AT 9DON'T MISS IT AND DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR MASKSTHE CLOCK IS TICKINGIT'S ALMOST TIME
>>222752920Yeah, I'm not even saying that to trash her. It's part of her style and she knows it.
Wish I watched The Substance sooner because I didn't know it was going to be that good.
>>222753612it's crazy that it was up for Best Picture. it has some good imagery but it doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>222753656yeah I loved it until there towards the end when it went off the rails. felt like they didn't know how to end it or something.didn't know it was up for best picture.
>>222753679it was up for Best Director, Screenplay, and Actress for Moore. people loved it. all it got was Best Makeup, lol
>>222753679I find it's one you need to let percolate and maybe rewatch before the ending fits into the rest of it. It was not at all what I was expecting either.
>>222753706lol yeah it was good but not that good wtf.
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>>222753760classic>>222753730Might give it another go in a year or two I guess. I rarely rewatch stuff since there's always something new to watch.
>>222752436I liked it a lot especially considering the budget but it shits the bed at the end
Seasons 1 and 2 were consistently very good whereas season 3 so far has a lot of high highs and low lows. The episodes with Kyle Maclachlan and Jon Lovitz were pure kino but there's also been a few episodes that were just plain bad. Is there a certain season where I should jump ship or does it stay pretty good throughout?
>>222753612It was too fucking long. And not in a way that could just be edited down, I think it was just badly formed as a film.Kino idea though.
>>222754439I miss So Weird.
>>222754439>>222754521I have not heard of these.Good?
>>222754575they're literally children's shows. something indescribably compelling about the second show though...
>>222754521>Cornucopia around her neckI miss the "old" timeline.
>>222754605Ok I'm sold
Just finished. Completely pathetic anthology from Curtis Everitt that's just two stories. Clocking in at 90 minutes and being that most of his movies are around 50, that means it's really just two Everitt features packaged together. The first one is just a guy going on a walking trail and getting harassed by a redneck with an axe who sings "This land is my land, it is not your land." I haven't seen the movie Gerry, so this has more shots of people just walking than any other movie I've watched. The second story is about a woman who's married to a dragon, aka a dude in a leotard wearing a halloween mask. Everitt movies are either batshit insane or dull as fuck and this one was a snoozer.
>>222754990this sexy little piggy introduces the stories.
>>222755011our dragon
>>222754575QRD of Freaky Stories>Most of the classic urban legends adapted into kids horror anthology show (alligators in the sewer, the Hook, phone calls coming from inside the house, vanishing hitchhiker, spiders in the hairdo, etc.)>Each segment has a different animation style>Show is hosted by a cockroach, Larry, and a maggot, Maurice, inside a comfy diner at night, both are live-action puppets>Segments move between different genres, some are scifi, some horror, a lot are comedy>Some of the shorts get pretty creative, there's multiple ones that take place in a cyberpunk+film-noir setting, there's even one that is an X-Files parody
>>222755011>Di FattaIndeed
>>222755052Sounds great >>222754815
>>22275162740 minutes in. I like all three actors. I would watch this even if it were just a cozy road trip movie without the horror
>>222755422classic aussie actress
>>222752436Not a lot happens. When he starts recording at night there's some good creepiness but it ultimately all falls flat
Um squeak?
They say that if you call Barbara Crampton a "scream queen" to her face, she firmly, but politely stomps on your balls and spits in your mouth
>>222755691Ah did you watch Teenage Sex too?
>>222755782No. Nagging and spamming makes me want to do the opposite.
>>222755826But Squeak was the nickname of Amanda Fix's character in it
>>222755826I apologize anon. I mistakenly reported your post for spamming while reporting the posts above and below yours.
>>222755879I'm sorry I posted a word that triggers some spammer. Saw Abruptio.
>>222755879>enhance
>>222755737We could only hope
The problem is I probably will be watching "the movie" for no other reason than it's a recent horror movie that's there to go see, but I worry I'll get banned if I say anything about it
>>222756120I didn't when I posted my review the other day.
>>222756141Only the morons that reply to the spammer get banned for encouraging more spam
Just finished. I went to see it in the theater but got really drunk and blacked out about halfway through. This shit is a MESS. I'm pretty sure that at the climax he just gave up on trying to have it make sense. The majority of the movie is the two female leads having a conversation. The movie's about a director visiting the star of a slasher movie she's been hired to remake, and they have a good part where they watch the original together and the footage they shot is funny and cool. The death scenes are WAY over the top, obviously supposed to be comedic. Of course, the movie's about trannies, and I actually think the subtext is him explaining his AGP fetish (the actual narrative is Gillian Anderson teaching the other girl how to have an orgasm, no bullshit.) Dan Schoenbrun even has the gall to put a shot of himself in the movie. I HATE his taste in music, it goes past ironic into just shit again. The major kill scene is scored to a fucking Counting Crows song, jesus christ. The supporting cast is great. Hannah Einbender takes her top off. Gillian does a (very good) Dolly Parton impression the entire movie. I hate Dan Schoenbrun. He makes shit I should LOVE and makes complete garbage out of it. It's interesting seeing movies made by a genuinely insane person, though.
>>222756352>I went to see it in the theater but got really drunk and blacked out about halfway through.So I watched the camrip right now, I meant to mention.
>>222756352>but got really drunk and blacked out about halfway through. Thisit's good that you put this right at the start of your post so that it can be immediately disregarded
>>222756352I didn't mind the music, but I had never heard that Counting Crows song so I liked it desu. Yeah Gillian's accent was convincing, she's just a pro.Spoilers: I guess the film becomes us watching a film about the characters which we put ourselves into, and it's created by Schoenbrun who is making the film like Little Death who he puts xerself into. That'd honestly be kino if it wasn't about him not being able to cum. That's a fucking huge flaw right there because that is not interesting and is probably why the ending was so lame.
>>222756488it's honestly insulting for a man to make a movie about female orgasm and claim it's from his own point of view, lmao. I doubt most women will get that, though, and find the movie very identifiable. I mean, it's about a character who has to fantasize about getting murdered to climax, lmfao
>>222756527Oh yeah it's very funny, there's no way terfs aren't raging about it on twitter. Wish casting Gillian Anderson as a lesbian is what I'd have done as a teenager as well. I've known lesbians who I think would actually identify with it, but then not at all with the whole getting murdered thing which they would think of as the most misogynist shit you could write lol.
>>222756595I doubt it was, but I hope against hope the full screen shot of Hannah's face as she finally cums was for real and Gillian was actually fingering her, lol
>>222756681Kek. I was actually impressed by the acting in that scene, she had tears coming out on time and everything.
>>222756681
>>222756701As of now, I'm reopening the cum files
>>222756701It's always the reds that are the dirty girls.I fucking love it.
a very dull alien knockoff without any of the entertaining b movie tropes. you barely see the adult alien and the baby aliens are on screen for maybe a minute. the gore is almost entirely done off screen and you only get to see the poorly done aftermath.none of the women are particularly attractive and you only see tits during the goofy insemination scene.finally the entire crew is frustratingly retarded, which makes the movie a chore to watch.the final complaint has nothing to do with the movie itself, but the chick who is inseminated does a lot of screaming. she screams when she first sees the alien, she screams while getting knocked up, she screams due to trauma, she screams because of the alien influence and she screams while giving birth. the point is she screams a lot and whenever she does the camera is pushed up, focusing solely on her and i couldn't help but notice how many cavities she has and it was really really distracting.
>>222756797Yeah I didn't think much of it. I did like a few of the running around tunnel scenes just because it reminded me of classic sci fi.Also noticeable fillings are nice to me because it reminds me there was a time when people didn't have to be perfect to be in movies.
lol this dude crammed every movie idea he ever had into a brisk 20 minute runtime and just went for it
>>222756927looks great!
>>222756120>>222755826
>>222753202
>>222756797>none of the women are particularly attractive and you only see tits during the goofy insemination scene.They still managed to choose the least attractive one to get xenoed. She was in her 30's at the time but looks more like she's pushing 50. Also why the hell were they carrying hedge triimmers in space?
>>222758362cant have a kudzu outbreak on your station
>>222753994Watching it now episode-by-episode as an adult rather than just watching whatever was on-air at the time as a kid, I'm realizing that there are a ton of filler episodes of "I'm going to betray my spouse/business partner and suffer an ironic comeuppance at the end" between the standouts that everyone remembers. It's also a trip watching it now that I know the names of the filmmakers of the area, so I can be like "Oh shit, Walter Hill wrote this one, it should be a banger."
>>222758467they did bring in all the best talent
>>222758467pretty sure the eps are based on actual TFTC comics stories, and there were lots of those cheater gets their comeuppance stories in those.
>>222757911reminds me of lawnmower man or whatever the name was
I swear this is the prototype for crappy modern a24 type of horror
>>222754521Am I remembering right that they were going to make her pregnant in season 3 before writing her out? Or was that the mom? Someone was going to be pregnant.
>>222755011Has nobody noticed the "Mommy Milk" graffiti yet?
>>222754521>>222754605God I love cute teen witches.
>>222759497you and me both, friendo
what the hell did I just watch5 stars
>>222759578I was going to start collecting Error4444 blurays, but then they started putting out all those crappy modern Thai horror movies. This looks great, though.
>>222753043Based
Hello working class. How was everyone’s weekend? Watchlist for the week?
>>222759533
>>222760210post about what you've been watching or shut the fuck up
This crap is called "Clickbait" on most torrent sitesNo wonder I couldn't find many downloads
>>222760461It's not good and I didn't like it. Below average FF movie.
WHERE THE FUCK IS JACK-O 2
Just watched this. It's a great bad movie.
>>222760777One of the worst movies I've ever seen? Hopefully buried in the mind of some crack addict.
>>222760354You’re such a stain on this general
>>222759497I will watch this movie soon
My j-horror summer is almost over
>>222762053Then we can decide if we should ban it or not. Please let us know your thoughts on the movie after you have seen it.
>>222751627Is Hellraiser Judgment any good? I saw that it was on Tubi. For reference, I consider Hellraiser 1 to be one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time, love Hellraiser 2 until around the point when Channard's brains get scrambled and it turns really stupid, thought that 3 got too cartoonish for the sake of turning Pinhead into Freddy Krueger, and was surprised to find that I didn't hate Bloodlines and thought it was an ok finale to the whole thing, and thus haven't ventured beyond that point.
>>222762273I don’t really like Hellraiser movies
>>222762273lol no
>>222762120F
Why aren’t you guys at work right now?
>>222762617I'm running dispatch while my squadron of rapists track your location in bangalore
>>222762617Part time job
>>222762617it's mid-August
>>222762617I work four tens, Thur-Sun, so this is my weekend.
>>222762617work?
>>222762617Why the hell would I have a job?
>Calamity of Snakeswhat if we gathered a massive number of real snakes and killed them in all sorts of ways>Calamity of Snakeswhat if the snake was a hot woman and we raped her
>>222763027*Calamity of Snakes 3
>>222762273None of them are good except 1
>>222763027Snakes couldn't catch a break in older movies. Not just foreign stuff, but even Hollywood had no problem showing them brutally killed for a quick shock
>>222763043wait a second...
>>222763606I would bet that part 2 just has a totally different title that would be nigh impossible for a foreigner to uncover
>>222762640Based
>>222753202this poster doesn't imply a Santa killer what were they thinking?
I'm a sucker for supernatural/ghost/demon movies, even if their not particularly good.This was fun.+ the main actress is a real cutie
>>222764023> + the main actress is a real cutieLooks overweight to me.
>>222764195
>>222763967>FUANTAZUMUPhantasm?
>>222764023>Insidious Chapter 3That actually ran on one of the back channels on TV last night. That is in the early morning hours actually (3 - 5 AM). Was too late for me.
>>222764023This movie was woke
how the mighty have fallen
>>222764413Fucking hell
>>222764413Horror cuckolds love those items
>>222764250
>>222764488Yeah, the silver ball might have given it away.Also rest in peace, Reggie.
>>222763027There's a sequel? Does it have massive amounts of snakes, or just one big she-snake
>>222763976Got that on my disk to watch in the future. One of the better Lovecraft adaptations I think. (Although Howard Philips would not have approved of casting a black person in a role as one of "the good guys" in this movie.)
>>222763027
>>222764915hot
>>222764915>what you expect>what you get
>>222763027>>222763043>>222764713ok, i did some digging and calamity of snakes 3 isn't real, it's just a cataloging error done on tmdb that generated a fake page for it on letterboxdthe actual movie is called devil medusa and is a thai horror film made in 1995 (if you look closely you can even see it literally says 'devil medusa' on the poster for it)
>>222765201okay schizo anon whatever you say
>>222764915Great snake booba
>>222764915Those are some puffy snake nipples
>>222764956>>222765417*pulls shotgun out**shoots both of you points blank*
>>222765494With one bullet too right? I would not even waste an extra bullet.
>>222751627Does an A24esque slow burn type of thriller horror from the 60's exist? And if so what are some good ones
where do i start with Curtis Everitt?
>>222765581Like Rosemary's Baby?
>>222765772Yes but ive already seen it. Thanks anyway
>>222756701too old
>>222756701too young
>>222765820Repulsion (1965)
>>222754678S h it. I had this exact planner.
>>222759059They were. They used stories from all brances of EC comics. Not just horror. So you had murder mystery, noir and cautionary tales thrown in the mix.
>>222767203
>>222765494You're an angry gay man and also you arent gonna do shit but post :)
>>222766380>4chIs this about us?
>>222765581Maybe some of Bette Davis' stuff,Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?Hush, Hush, Sweet CharlotteThe NannyOther maybe's,Die!, Die!, My DarlingThe Mad RoomRepulsionTwisted NerveThe Innocents
>>222759497>>222759533Funny
>>222770086>pumpkinhead's revengeI thought he was getting revenge in the first one. All he does is get revenge
>>222770405He gets his own revenge in Blood Wings. He as in Tommy, who shouldn't logically be the same Pumpkinhead.
youd think there would be WAY more medievil horror movies. its slim pickens. i count vin diesel's witch hunter movie as medievil horror
>>222770683I guess the sets and costuming are just all more expensive. Horses. Easier to just put some guy in a clown mask and have him kill local strippers.
>>222770683Ouija Castle was good
>>222770684She doesn’t even get naked apparently.
Barbara Crampton produced this garbaggio
>>222771950At least name the movie if it isn't in the webm title.
>>222772015no because no one should watch it. I made a webmeme of the only part worth looking at
What did y'all think of Strange Harvest? I saw it was like The Poughkeepsie Tapes and I'm trying desperately to find something that hits as hard as that one
>>222772073I wouldn't call it a bad movie, but it missed the potential. Got a bit silly by the end of it, I liked the format though
Watched Man Finds Tape this morning - not what I was expecting.Need good found footage.
I saw We're All Going to The World's Fair a while back (not great), now I'm about to watch I Saw the TV Glow before I watch the unmentionable movie probably tomorrow. I'll report back when I'm done
>>222772507Fantastic movie.
>>222772507anon what the helly i literally came in this thread just now to say how im watching that right now
>>222763027COS1 is insane. I've seen footage from slaughterhouses with less animal cruelty. Highly recommended and it's on Tubi.
>>222772565Great movie.
>>222772547Watched both. I saw the TV glow was complete horror when you realize the bad guy wonBut it's a slow film.
>>222764413fun fact: the guy who plays that demon is also the film score composer.
>>222764544>Yeah, the silver ball might have given it away.also the title in english being at the bottom of the poster
>>222772695Ew, you actually watched translop?
>>222772547TV is the second worst movie I've ever seen and I've seen thousands of shitty movies.
>>222772776He is lgbt for sure
>>222772776on the plus side his new movie is much better (it still sucks, but TV is on a whole other level of crap)
>>222772751It had an interesting name and the premise sounded interesting.I didn't realize how it was portrayed until actually watching it.But even then, the premise is still crazy and it has pretty high horror elements - the football field and the flashbacks, etc.But, I understand what you're thinking about it.
>>222772819All you had to do was look at the promo pics to know what the target audience was
>>222772936This?
>>222772961Lmao. Yeah, I am definitely not watching it.
>>222772961fun fact: that manly brute on the right is testosterone addled he-man named Jack Haven
>>222772936I get it, anon, I get it. My knowledge was from when it was coming to theatres years ago. I saw it on an airplane, because when it came to theaters I couldn't find it.
>>222772507Yeah it's ass. Watch Ghostwatch.
>>222751697I bought the 4k UHD blu ray for this scene. I just love titties popping out of ripped open shirts.
>>222772984What? That is a man? I didn’t know that. This gets funnier and funnier. I can’t believe that anon watched it.
>>222752716She's probably a nice person and probably doesn't drink much.
>>222772980You don't watch anything pissjeet you just samefag to yourself sadly
>>222771950Legit terrible film. Which is a bummer because the poster is excellent.
>>222773049What?
>>222773023>That is a man?well, they call themself one at least
>>222773014I saw a review on this on youtube. I'll probably watch this in a few years.My next horror watch is either Legend of Boggy Creek or Presence.
>>222772995They show trans movies on airplanes? Definitely for Nu Americans
>>222773023>joke flies over retards head
>>222773094>My next horror watch is either Legend of Boggy Creek or Presence.good lord. Presence is legit horrible and Boggy Creek is comfy campiness but it's pretty damn boring.
>>222773094Presence is more of a thriller, FWIW . Decent though.
>>222773094>Legend of Boggy CreekI saw this last October. Very comfy movie, but its made like a documentary so it can be a kind of slog for ppl who weren't born in the 70s or grew up in the 80s.It has an Unsolved Mysteries episode kinda vibe.
>>222773084It is a man, I just googled. That movie looks fucked. Why would a straight normal person watch it?
>>222773140I watched Exists and Willow Creek a couple months ago and my bigfoot itch is still there. Haha
>>222773149yeah, dude looks like a total bro I'd love to have a beer and watch the game with. and then we could have sweaty, smelly, hairy gay sex together.>Jack Haven (formerly Brigette Lundy-Paine; born August 10, 1994) is an American actor.don't play their games, anon. and always deadname, ALWAYS.
>>222773140I have both the Last Drive-In and MonsterVision versions of Boggy Creek, and I'll regularly turn those on as background noise double-features with MST3K Boggy Creek 2.
>>222773177are enby tits sfw? can they whip em out and get a g rating? this needs tested
>>222772751Part of the pleasure of watching movies is seeing other peoples' perspectives. I don't mind tranny/gay movies. I loved To Wong Foo and The Birdcage.
>>222773289she goes fully nude in the new movie but it's from a distance so you can't see much. also she's been on test I'm pretty sure, she looks gross naked.
>>222773251>Boggy Creek 2Holy fuck I had no ideas there was a sequel lmao
>>222773289it's bizarre that titties are a reason for a movie to get a more adult rating. the literal reason for their existence is for children to suck on them, why the hell are they supposed to be hidden from them?
>>222773367>those old lady dimplesHot.
>>222773302>Part of the pleasure of watching movies is seeing other peoples' perspectives. I don't mind tranny/gay movies.i miss when more people were like that on here instead of what we have now.>To Wong Foo and The Birdcagegood taste.
>>222773302You’re a faggot.>>222773177> >Jack Haven (formerly Brigette Lundy-Paine; born August 10, 1994) is an American actor.That anon probably sleeps with men sometimes
>>222773445You're a sad, sad closeted spammer.
Watching obsession. It’s very scary.
>>222773367>Chav NewtonHot
>>222773317>testrip
>>222773177I only deadname twitter.
>>222773445He actually watched a movie for lgbt. That’s wild.
>>222773463You’re gay.
>>222773320Two, actually. There's one that Charles Pearce wasn't involved with called "Return to Boggy Creek" starring the chick who played Mary Anne in Gilligan's Island, and then the one that Pearce actually came back to write, direct and star in called "Boggy Creek 2: And the Legend Continues...", which is the one that ended up on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's one of my favorite episodes.
>>222773463You are gay as in man kiss man.
>>222773529Interesting, will have to track these down. I see there's also a 2010 movie called Boggy Creek but looks like it has nothing to do with Bigfoot?
>>222773463Sad is watching I Saw the TV Glow.
>>222773302Birdcage is decent. The daughter was a megaqt.
>>222773598Face the wall
>>222773659I know I am a worthless simp, you’re just gonna have to shoot me.
>>222773695> simping is its own reward
>>222773598I never liked Calista very much, to each their own though.
>>222772073I liked it. The more it went on the more you could tell the limitations of the budget. Great concept that could have used better execution.
Putting on Critters 2
>>222774554If it's your first time seeing it, I'll tell you right now, you're gonna pause it early in the movie to jerk off
>>222774584That's why I'm watching it
>>222772547Just finished it. It's got the same strengths and weaknesses as the other movie, but stronger and less weak.The strengths are in the visuals, both in the actual cinematography and the local flavor of the area the movie was shot in, which gives it some personality, and in the fact that the director is good at capturing very specific niches of millennial experience and nostalgia that aren't often portrayed so earnestly. In World's Fair, it was internet addiction/subcultures of the 2000s/2010s, while in this one it captures the mystique of 90s TV and its fandoms. This one shows more how that kind of media escapism can at first give you comfort when the world around you seems unappealing or threatening, but then can end up just stunting you as you invest your life into something that you'll eventually grow out of and be faced with the reality that in the meantime, you've still ceased to develop yourself to the point of being able to find comfort and success in the real world, instead just developing mental illness and surviving at a basic level in misery, alone and purposeless. I didn't get much of a "trans awakening" theme from it like I expected, other than the halfbreed wearing a dress in one scene as he seemed to emulate and identify with the woman on the show, but that seemed anecdotal and not any kind of character arc.The weakness is in how loose the story is, and how the movie experience is more of a general vibe that, especially if you don't personally connect with it, will just seem like a bunch of mundane shit happening in a somewhat dry drama that doesn't quite feel "artistic" enough to be that way, with the horror element being mostly referred to as part of the characters' obsession, rather than a feature of the actual movieI'd recommend it, but not to everyone
putting on Tinsman Road after anon mentioned it>it's by the Outwaters Guyah fuck
Without responding to any particular poster *starts sweating*I will attempt to see that aforementioned movie *sweats profusely*probably tomorrow night *dabs forehead with cloth*
>>222774744hilarious that all three of his movies are about media obsession, and also odd that his new movie almost has the opposite message of the main character actualizing herself by giving in to it. I guess Fair and TV were him wallowing in grief over not being successful, but now he is so he gets to act like he was doing the right thing the whole time.
>>222774894Like I said, he's the only one I've seen who tries to really portray that kind of thing in earnest, although in these first two movies, they do so by skirting around being real, direct horror movies. It's more like the director trying to speak to the horror community through an overlap of internet addicts. I wonder what older viewers think when watching, and I wonder what later generations will think of them in the future.I'm curious to see for myself how the third movie changes things.
>>222775029>I'm curious to see for myself how the third movie changes things.it doesn't really, except for the MC being vindicated. it's a romantic drama about a horror movie director and star, and the horror movie is just background.>I wonder what older viewers think when watching, and I wonder what later generations will think of them in the future.I personally can't get around him being a tranny. absolutely nothing he does can be valid to me because I see him as a literally insane person. I think eventually that will be the thing he's recognized for among both young and old viewers, a novelty, an insane person who got to make a few movies, because I think tolerance for trannies peaked a while ago and public opinion about them is going down the toilet. My hope is he makes something next that's very badly received and he an heroes over it.
>>222775171That font effect is always freaky
>>222775118>I personally can't get around him being a tranny. absolutely nothing he does can be valid to me because I see him as a literally insane person.To me, it's more about seeing how his upbringing (which people in my age group share) made him a crazy person. I find that very interesting, and I think I Saw the TV Glow was very revealing in that regard. The movies are like self therapy and a cry for help, while connecting to others who, if not affected in that exact way, still shared a similar experience that the movies play some part in acknowledging.Remember that weird, awkwardly gay autistic kid you knew in middle school who you suspected was a furry? The movie's like a clear window into their mind as it tried to explain itself
>>222775171>We downloaded the Shockwave>For all the ladies in the cave>To get your groove on
>>222775252>The movie's like a clear window into their mind as it tried to explain itselfthis is what his new movie is, him explaining his AGP fetish using a metaphor, and he really rubs your face in it. Spoiler: the final scene of the movie is the two lead characters going into a gas station covered in blood and half naked and kind of flaunting the way they look after the MC discovers the only way she can orgasm is imagining she's being murdered. there are two cashiers, one a MAGA type dude and one a chubby young woman, and the woman compliments their appearance while the dude looks at them disapprovingly. It really struck me how it parallels him going out in public as a woman and how it turns him on, or even something exhibitionistic like a cumwalk. tldr the movie's all about how he wasn't interested in sex until he discovered crossdressing in public and it finally got his dick hard.
>>222775368I did not read your post, Anon, but I will late tomorrow night
>>222774584I guess I was thinking of another movie>>222774619What was making you jerk off early in the movie anon?
>Backrooms.2026.Extended.Version.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Backrooms.2026.Extended.Version.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Backrooms.2026.Extended.Version.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPENow with 15 minutes of extra footage. Fucking stupid that they didn't use the extended cut for the UHD & BD releases.
>>222775611It's to make you buy both copies
>>222775611Damn. It could have used a lot more wandering around in the backrooms, wonder if that's what got cut.
>>222775368Not sure what you're referring to.
>>222775622I get that they're using it to push more streaming subscriptions, but it's still fucking retarded. Just shows that streaming is now the bigger priority over physical.
>>222775568>What was making you jerk off early in the movie anon?This big tittied blonde
>>222775665That wasn't early. That was 40 minutes in. But yes, she is something else.
>>222775665HUGE blunder not keeping her as a character
Every motor vehicle in Critters 2 is an old clunker and I love it.
>>222775722I'd like to motor(boat) SHE hickle >>222775665*holds hand out for high-5s*
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>>222775665Did she ever appear in any other movies?
>>222775795Anon...
>>222775756kek
>>222775795"1988 Not of This Earth as Lead Hooker"Sounds like one I need to see
>>222775816Go on...
>>222775825it's definitely worth watching for Traci Lords
>>222775795She was in a few movies, pic related. But she died in 1993, 32 years old.
>>222775860I've seen Tango & Cash but I don't remember catching her in it. I'll have to scan back through the blu-ray
>>222775860I'll have to look these up.
>>222775860>roles are all hookers or groupieslol, I'm guessing that's what her real life must've been like. Party girl who did lots of drugs and rock stars.
>>222775924wait a sec, that's not her, lol
>>222775914Scream Queen Hot Tub Party is definitely worth watching for the nudity alone. It has a bunch of clips of the girls parts in their movies too. Like a sitcom flashback episode.
>>222775929>Michelle Bauer>Brinke Stevens>Kelli Maroney>Monique Gabrielle
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>>222775924I love 80s/90s bimbos so much
>>222775947fun fact: girl on the right is George Kennedy's daughter
>>222775860is it normal for death certificates to not have the mother's maiden name written on them?
>>222775953>George Kennedy's daughterHe was in Demonwarp too, which I think the screenshot is from.
>>222775961I dunno. Where/what did you get that from?
>>222775860She sounds like a normal female loser.
>>222775970https://web.archive.org/web/20120830143150/http://www.familytreelegends.com/records/39772?c=search&first=Roxane&last=Kernohan
>>222775947not /hor/, but I remember seeing these in a comic book shop way back when I was like six and it being very eye opening
>>222775988The shit we used to cum to...
>>222776093Now you come to X
Jump in the line! Rock your body in time!
>>222776268*twitter
I quite liked Tinsman Road, thanks to the anon who mentioned it.If you think Blair Witch Project was a "nothing happens" film then don't go anywhere near it.Only flaw was it really could have used a supernatural touch at the end.
Bros its so comfy being retired.
>>222776621My only chance is to get in on this horror movie racket and pump out low budget slop for max profit
>>222776621you're a mentally ill man condemned to living in his parents basement on an allowance like a child
>>222776700I really don't understand what he gets out of posting his bullshit here. I'm posting because I don't have anyone to talk movies with, but I don't come and bitch about my job or something. He must have NO ONE to talk to.
>>222776819kek
>>222776819lmfaoI got to see NOES2 theatrically just a couple months ago, as, believe it or not, part of my local theater's Pride Month program.
>>222776839Damn, all my local played was Leviticus and I didn't even go see it. I would've gone to see NOES2
>>222776865>Damn, all my local played was Leviticus and I didn't even go see itthat's good, because Leviticus suuuuuuucked
>>222761668>Tagline: "They'll love the very life out of your body"Oh no!
>>222762273>Is Hellraiser Judgment any good?
>>222762273everything past Bloodlines is unrelated shit they rewrote to include Pinhead. I did a run through the entire franchise a few years back and Judgment is absolutely the worst one, they famously only made it to retain the copyright.
>>222762273>>222776975I thought Judgement was one of the better ones desu.
>>222777009Nah that's Revelations
>>222777038>>222777038>>222777038>>222777038>>222777038
>>222777021Oops, that's actually the one I thought we were talking about, sorry. They're all kind of easy to mix up, lol
>>222777050For real, it's a grind getting through them
