Blackfyre edition Heemvious: no clue
>>222859254Sex with Dornish bastard women
Sex with Milly
>>222859806That's a monkey.
>>222859842Really? I live her even more now
>>222859254Previous: >>222833155
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222859902good morning sir
>>222860444It's a bit too early on the coast but I guess it qualifies for morning
>>222859254>AI sloppa>/sp/ memeHuh
>>222861160I can't believe Bloodraven killed his grandsons in the womb ;-;
>ai slop
>>222861835>Two Masters of Whispers are played by men with impeccable speech, wonderful voices, and great accents.>The first Mistress of Whispers is played by a ethnic mutt who speaks English so badly no one can understand her.
*Warrior of Light starts playing*
I guess that faggot Preston has completely given up uploading HotD videos
>>222861887Shouldn't Varys also be an ethnic mutt who speaks with an accent?
>>222862193No, Varys is from Lys and is of Valyrian stock, so he'd be white. As to the accent, the TV show of all places highlights the fact that he lost his accent decades back, which is why he's shocked when someone pinpoints his origins correctly.
/got/ is dying again...
>>222862388what else can be talked about
>>222862388alicent mogs rhaenyra
Here's my idea for a Jon Snow spinoff:>Jon Snow is ranging North of the wall with the wildlings and a few brtothers of the watch.>Assassins sent by the Grey Worm kill a few of his men, realizing he can't go back without putting the Nights Watch at risk, he and a few of his friends gor fruther north than anyone has ever before.>They get lost for weeks in blizzards, sleeping in caves and shit>Finally, they come across a huge battle, another army of the Dead are attacking 5 gigantic fortresses>Jon Snow joins the battle, they manage to push the dead back, the soldiers in the foretresses use fire and dragonglass weapons expertly>Jon Snow and his men are invited into Yi Ti, blah blah blah, adventures, politics, prophecy, the series ends with Jon Snow killing the second Night King and settling down in Yi Ti.
>>222860410Dornish is not a language you retarded spamming faggot.
>Dunk is Brienne's ancestor>Dunk is Hodor's ancestor>Dunk is Rhaella's lover>Dunk is Aegon V's killer>Dunk is Coldhands>Dunk is Azor Ahai Fuck, my HERO is the greatest
>>222861887Why would you ever hire a foreigner as your spymaster anyway. This seems to be the position where you would put someone whom you fully know and trust
>>222863137>Why would you ever hire a foreigner as your spymaster anyway.So that he has no personal connections to any of the local Houses nor any biases.
>>222859254egg is icsh
>The Queen took a flagon of sweet plum wine from the passing serving girl and filled Sansa's cup.>"DRINK." she commanded coldly. "Perhaps it will give you the courage to deal with truth for a change." >Sansa lifted the cup to her lips and took a sip. The wine was cloyingly sweet, but very strong.>"You can do better than that." Cersei said. "Drain the cup, Sansa. Your Queen commands it." >It almost gagged her, but Sansa emptied the cup, gulping down the thick, sweet wine until her head was swimming.>"More?" Cersei asked. "No, please." The Queen looked displeased.if there was ever a Cersei pov, it'd be this one
>>222863362Sesbian Lex.
aaagghh
>>222863111>The She-Wolves of Winterfell would have Dunk fucking Old NanToo bad GRRM will never write it.
>>222863527aaaaaaaaagghhh....
>>222863550Aaaaaaagggghhh
Aaaaaaagggghhh
aaaaagghhhh...
Edmure should be a POV character
What does Gwayne smell like?
>>222862987shit couple
>>222863533In those days she was only 100 years old
Do any of you follow preston's fanfic?The latest chapter was greathttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1qANYLH70YIn5bb1vL7PmPYygc_mAIMTo/view
>>222864080I've listened to it up to Aeron II and it's been great. I like most of Preston's theories except for lemongate but I can't really complain about stuff he's spent years thinking about being fleshed out in an actual story.
>>222864236
>>222864236Reminder that his name will most likely be Aemon, and not Aegon
>>222864080I do not care for preston jacobs.
>>222864252
>>222864444
>>222862388oh she has dandruff like me, we have so much in common already <3
>>222864282It's Viserys
>>222859786>>222859806sex with women
A is for AemondB is for...
>>222864236>Jon SandNo he's a snow because he was recognized in the north, not in dorne
>>222864758
Hmm, what if I made an entire ARMOR out of Valyrian steel...
>>222864969wtf that’s me. I’m very sensitive to smells, I’m always the first to smell smoke at my factory job.
>>222864568That's my dried spunk
>>222859806giving her all my cock
>"The famous Book of Resumes. Four pages for your cousin! He must be quite the man.">"So they say.">"Hmmm... Anonymous... someone forgot to write down all your life accomplishments!">"Th-there's still time...">"Really? For a 30 year old NEET with no friends?"
>>222866579There was time and I wasted it.
>>222863137Better yet, why was Varys left alive after Robert's Rebellion. Surely there were people at court who could point out that he was stoking Aerys' paranoia and supplying "traitors" for him to burn.
>>222864222As a churka caucasoid, this vexes me.
Why didn't Ned demand a trial by combat?
>>222861835I still can't believe they gave his most kino scene to fucking Qyburn of all people. Imagine not seeing Varys for 2 seasons and then he snipes Kevan and drops the bomb for the audience.
Why didn't Sansa try to "make Ramsay hers" as Littlefinger said she would? She could've rode the evil out of that manlet instead of letting him bend her over.
>>222867324Ramsay had valyrian steel plot armor.
>>222867072>why didn’t ned want to fight jaime again
>>222867072He confessed his guilt
The Black Dragon rises
>>222867072He had bum leg and zero fighting spirit left.
Sex with Daeron the...?
>>222867702>Do Nothing>Uncle Fucker
>>222867072Starks are kneelers, it’s what they’re known for
>>222863608so much for the tolerant blacks
>...........
RUMOR: Vhagar from HOTD is being considered for the role of Vhagar, in ‘GAME OF THRONES: AEGON’S CONQUEST.’The project is set roughly 300 years before the events of ‘GAME OF THRONES,’ exploring the Targaryen conquest of Westeros.
>>222863608is that cole or jace?because that isnt kingsguard armor
>>222863608>and we all cheered and clapped when that chud got his from girlboss yaskween black aly
TOO FAT FOR HER ARMOR
>>222868020>Cole is Jace's biological father>they have a similar deathit's like poetry
>>222868042true, it was based to see that chud get owned
>>222862987Targ boys only want one thing and it's beautiful
>>222864282What's your reasoning?
>>222868155>true, it was based to see that chud get owned just like charlie kirk
>>222867606The bum leg is irrelevant because nobles can assign a champion, as Tyrion did with Bronn and then again with AND I THEN CRUSHED 'IS HEAD, LOIKE DIS!
>>222868270Do the Norfmen have any fighters that could match either of the Cleganes?
>>222868252Is this really a reference to him or what?
>>222868290ironically most of the best fighters seem to come from the southcleganes, royces, carons (including bastards), farrings, tyrells, lannisters, tarths, etc
>>222867933niece
>>222868290Greatjon, Smalljon, probably some mountain clansmen. Jorah if he wasn't exiled and had Longclaw.
>>222864236kek this is old
>>222864236Why was mad queen Dany so hot?
>>222863234luke is icsh
The long night must be one of the worst episodes in tv historyhow was this ever greenlit? nobody saying ''uuhm guys this is rather silly''
>>222868841D&D were used to receiving Emmys for their dogshit writing, they hadn't received genuine feedback in years.
>>222869008i guess they got overconfident because everybody was praising the battle of the bastard, a episode that is about as stupid as the long night
>>222869008Well they've cut Dorne plot short after season 5 and leaned into feminism hard so they were clearly listening to some of the criticisms.
>>222859806not even a ton of professional makeup can hide the peasant phenotype. she should be working on a farm not starring in movies
>>222869146Faggot hands typed this post
>>222859806MONKE HORNY
Season 8 was fucking kino, anyone who says otherwise is a targfaggot who got blown the fuck out and prophecycucked
>>222864322So get more
>>222861160https://youtu.be/HLGDzG3SpAE?t=30
>>222869568I think daenerys "mass crucifixions" targaryen going full blown insane and bloodthirsty is a good idea on paperand normies crying about that specifically as if it was out of character are dumbthat said S7 and 8 of /got/ have some of the worst writing in the history of television and if you unironically liked that shit you have a sub 90 IQ
>>222863550Arrows away
>>222864236Says Daenerys of Lys
>>222868228First sons get named Aegon, second sons are named either Aerys, Aemon(d), or Viserys.
>>222868119GODS she is so perfect
*Eats Daemon in one bite after he manages to swim out of the God's Eye*
Cersei and Tyrion have definitely at least thought about it
>>222869705She crucified and burned slavers, not slaves. She tolerated ghiskari bullshit for years and didn't give a shit if they've loved her or not. In this situation, there's genuinely no incentive for her to go full Aerys.
>>222869987I guess it makes sense if she decided to intimidate them all into submission but the showrunners don't even know what her motivation is supposed to be between them saying in behind-the-episode that she decided to "make it personal" and her framing it as if she had no choice in the next episode.
>>222869987Aerys also had no incentive to go full Aerys. It’s just in the targ genes, blood always tells. It’s a good thing theyre gone
>>222870178>No incentive>Getting buckbroken for a year in Darklin's dungeon>No incentive
How and when will fAegon die? If he was cut off and ending is based on broad strokes based on what Martin had in plans, I'm not feeling too good about his chances
>>222870238>dieThe Blackfyres are going to win the whole thing and Bloodraven can watch from his cuck tree
I think Luke is neat.
~host of dornish spearmen~
>>222870238Dany will kill him after they get married cause Varys and Illyrio will find out she's barren and will want to take the dragons and replace her. She'll find out and freak out burning Aegon in front of JonCon while the bells rings, despite Aegon not knowing anything. Varys and Illyirio also get burned, JonCon jumps from the top of the Red Keep while Dany burns Kingslanding.
>>222870308Lyn Corbray charged right into that host of dornish spearmen at the trident
>>222870238>WhenAfter he manages to take King's Landing and is for all intensive porpoises the king of Westeros.>HowDany. The show version was rushed and cut the true source of her #TargMoment, but her "Fire and Blood" vision quest at the end of Dance guarantees she will kill fAegon Blackfyre if and when he proves to be an obstacle.
>>222870328No JonCon going mad from the bells and beginning the sack of King's Landing?
>>222870215Oh do calm down it’s just a bit of rape
>>222870358Dany will do the sacking along the unsullied and the dothraki from the inside of the city while JonCon watches in shock and goes mad thinking of the ruin he's brought Westeros, then he jumps.
>>222870358Danyfag cope
>>222869637Would Baelor have been a good king?
>>222868252ohhh nononononoAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Griff takes King's Landing and kills Cersei and Tommen. I don't know what medieval law dictates what he does with Margaery but it would be very funny if she marries him to go for king number 4>Cersei is despised, and in deposing her Griff is hailed as a conquering hero, the return of the Targs, and crowned rightful king of the Seven Kingdoms>Griff has also been groom to actually be a good king so this only adds to his popularity>Dany arrives in Westeros and sees that another Targaryen has essentially stolen her destiny, AND he has a(n allegedly) better claim to the throne than her>She freaks the fuck out and burns everything>George has said that there's going to be a second Dance, so I'm expecting Griff to confuse one of Dany's dragons with his Targ blood and we get dueling dragons over a burning King's Landing with the Golden Company and Unsullied clashing beneath them. Personally, I think it'll be Viserion because that's like the spirit of her brother getting revenge>Dany wins but in doing so she's killed one of her dragons and the most popular king the kingdoms have had in centuries, the population brands her a tyrant and she's further mindbroken and we get DarkDany finally succumbing to the Targ madness
>>222870576
>>222870591
>>222870615
>>222859254Why is 2B in some medieval village? Nigga, your AI generator is fried.
>>222870552I don't get it. He's making a point of what sorta people hate Cole. As in, worthless subhumans. You do not only not deny your allegiance to them. But continue double downing. Are you indeed a subhuman? Then nothing you say matters. A malformed illborn retard. Oh wow, you sure showed him.
>>222863608>>222870552>Counting or not counting Rivermen violence? AAACK!
>>222870658Oh she didn't like that. The rightful Queen Maela I Blackfyre of the Seven Kingdoms demands you apologize.
>>222862180why are you calling him a f*ggot if you're bumrustled enough to keep tabs on his output? just kiss him already
>jon connington regrets not burning down Stoney sept and letting Robert get away after the small folk sheltered him, costing him the war and rhaegars life, the bells haunt him forevermore >He finds himself in the same position in kings landing hiding in flea bottom after dany and Aegon come to blows because of his claim and love of the people, when dany burns the entire town to prevent Aegon and joncon from escaping and pressing his superior claim, the bells ringing out while Jon breaks down and gets burnt It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that this is what’s going to happen
>>222870777something something greyscale plague b/c fell into well
>>222870777You're so close, yet so far.Jon Connigton will burn King's Landing after Dany defeats Aegon easily. To make sure no one gets it.It will be blamed on Dany
>Bloodraven and Shiera Seastar are alive to this day>Bittersteel's gilded skull leads the Golden Company into battle>Daemon's genetic legacy is almost guaranteed to be kingeverything bad in the series always comes back to these four bastards Aegon IV deserves to rot
>>222870706yo, das 2B
>>222870545He's a dark haired Targ, like Rhaenys and Jace(and his brothers). George devised all 3 of them as narrative devices to make the reader wonder if they(and Jon Snow as an extension) would've been better rulers than their full blooded silver hair counterparts but we're not really supposed to know. To keep the reader guessing, George makes an effort to make them look more grounded, logical, sane and fair in the appearances they make in stories which aren't even their own but we never get to know how they would've really acted after sitting on the throne. And I have a hunch that if George had ever actually finished the books, Jon would've met the same ending as in the show never sitting on the throne like the rest of them.
>>222870865>He thinks Aegon won't kiss auntie's feet and crown her the same way Aegon crowned JaehaeraSo close, yet so far.
>>222870897>Shiera>alivelol, lmaoNo, that's a CotF. No, I will not provide evidence.
>>222871048She's Melisandre.
>>222870639>Stannis kills Melisandrekinda kino
>>222870865Dany is going to dirty her hands and her soul, none of that “ohhh it was sexist propaganda and misunderstanding that villainizes her in the histories” shit. No, she wasn’t trying to stop the spread of greyscale and made a hard call. No she didn’t accidentally set of some wildfire. She burns that shit down, intentionally. She is the literal antichrist, starting off rootable and heroic and charismatic then becoming an irredeemable evil bitch who has to get put down by the real hero. That’s her character
>>222871101You understand that we have a Mel POV chapter, yes? She's not Mel.
>>222870576So that's Jeyne (or "Jeyne") and Edmure dead in the prologue then?
>>222871197>the real heroAnd who is that
>>222871247Jon "Lightbringer's forging is a metaphor for death by childbirth" Snow.
>>222871247Hmmm well it can’t be Jon since he’s dead and not coming back. She’ll likely be Caesared by Sam bran Tyrion and a council of other long night survivors in a scourging of kings landing epilogue
>>222871380Fuck off, Presto Garvey.
>>222870930That’s gay, also Jon is a Stark with Dayne blood.
>Joffrey dead>Robb dead>Renly dead>Balon deadmeanwhile rightful king Stannis is alive yet another victory for the greatest commander alive
>>222870930>Rhaenys Would’ve been an alright ruler but her succession would be as messy as Viserys’ was if Laenor lets his wife cuckold him. Imagine if Laena still married Daemon and Laenor’s heirs were bastards, the rouge prince would start the dance himself. >Jacerys He could be skilled at diplomacy but would make rash decisions to overcompensate for being a bastard. I could see him dying like Maekar did or getting captured like Aerys II because he’d take pointless risks to prove to his subjects that he’s worthy of being King.>Baelor BreakspearWould probably have a great reign if he can keep Bloodraven in check while not getting killed by him. If his family still dies of the great spring sickness he would have to marry another marcher to keep them content with a half-Dornish king or marry a Tyroshi to keep the marriage alliance his son’s marriage sealed. That’d probably be the biggest controversy of his reign and it’d open up new opportunities for the Blackfyres but they’d still lose any attempted rebellions against him. >ValarrSeems to have a similar personality to his father but isn’t as brave of a man. He might not have the ability to sideline Bloodraven and his reign could be similar to Aerys I’s except he’s trying and failing to make heirs instead of not trying at all.
>>222871247Stannis
>>222871523
>>222871246So it would seem.
>>222871523Stannis could’ve killed the entire nobility of Westeros until there was nobody left to oppose him with leeches had Davos not let Edric/Gendry escape.
>>222871523>th-they n-n-n-never showed th-th-the b-b-b-body!Stannis "ACK-chully the wrongful king" Baratheon is deader than Dorne's relevance.
>>222871716english please
>>222864758Bessie. Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits.
>>222867072Didn't work out well last time
>>222867072>implying there's anyone in westeros who'd be willing to fight for Ned against Jaime fucking Lannister
>>222871740Stannis va a morir porque no es el Elegido, no cuenta con protección narrativa y tampoco se encuentra en una posición remotamente segura. El vientre de su Mujer Roja tendrá que buscar a un hombre mejor para engendrar sombras, como Jon Nieve.
>>222870576It's been 15 years, i won't fall for fake leaks again.
>>222871859Desembarco del Rey > Kingslanding
>>222871969I KNEW IT! I knew you're a brown Mexican! There is nothing wrong with my English, you gordo sambo puta de madre.
>>222872009i'm an unrelated anon
>>222871593>if he can keep Bloodraven in checkBloodraven is his master of whisperers, his uncle and he put his life on the line against Bittersteel and Daemon for him and his father, all these fantasies about him killing them all just to put Egg on the throne is the most retarded shit I've ever heard.He's a cringy character of the same type as Darkstar and Lyn Corbray, certainly one of George's worst creations but the theories about him are just as cringy as George's writing.
Wait, you guys think Darkstar is cringy? I thought he was cool
>>222872191He's just one step above Lyn Corbray the chad pedo squire diddler.
>>222872191He's the coolest (and most dangerous) man in Dorne. Admittedly, that's not saying much.
>>222866579>"Really? For a 30 year old NEET with no friends?"T-thanks
>>222872225Daemon is far more dangerous
>>222872039You will never be White, Pablo Escargot.
>>222864236Jon’s a bastard since only Targs with dragons can take multiple wives, under threat of nuking anyone who opposes them
>>222869909thissheepstealer will have his revenge
>>222869909Would be too kino for Condom and hiss.
>>222864080yeah it was funny how Bloodraven died
>>222867072HIS LEG WAS LITERALLY ROTTING
>>222864969>no, goy, Indians don't smell like shit. you're just xenophobic
>>222865251Euron did that
>>222867324> She could've rode the evil out of that manlet instead of letting him bend her over.Little CIA underestimated how much of a /b/tard Ramsay really was.The idea was stillborn the moment he came up with it
>>222867072Ned accepted a deal to join the Watch and keep his daughters safe. To do this, he had to confess his guilt. When Joffrey fucked up that deal, Ned had already admitted to his crime. There's no sense in asking for a trial by combat when you already confessed your guilt, the point of such a trial is to have the gods determine your innocence.
>>222872262>Escargothuh?
What is the moral message of game of thrones?
>>222872649You can do anything you want as long as you have a giant fire breathing winged lizard to back you up.
>>222872649Women shouldn’t be given power
>>222864200Of all the Presto bullshit you could object to, it's his least insane theory you bitch about? I put "Quinton is still alive" as his biggest blunder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwLefOGhbU
>>222872649>To do right is hard.>But ya gotta try.
>>222872782https://youtu.be/ukgraQ-xkp4
>>222872649khal drogo did nothing wrong
>>222872803Now THIS is auraDaemon “the cucked prince” take notes
>>222872649Absolutism is retarded
....semoc eH
>>222872918>>Daemon “the cucked prince”Fact check: true.>The tale as told by Mushroom is far more depraved, as is oft the case with his Testimony. According to the dwarf, it was Ser Criston Cole that the princess yearned for, not Prince Daemon, but Ser Criston was a true knight, noble and chaste and mindful of his vows, and though he was in her company day and night, he had never so much as kissed her, nor made any declaration of his love. “When he looks at you, he sees the little girl you were, not the woman you’ve become,” Daemon told his niece, “but I can teach you how to make him see you as a woman.”He began by giving her kissing lessons, if Mushroom can be believed. From there the prince went on to show his niece how best to touch a man to bring him pleasure, an exercise that sometimes involved Mushroom himself and his alleged enormous member.
>>222872979Everyone knows this is fake because Cole wouldn’t have turned to be a cuck if it was
>>222872979Daemon sisters... our guy prepped his niece and future wife for Cole by making her fuck a dwarf.....
>>222872918I'm kinda pissed that the leak about Aemond telling Aegon at their reunion that he'll kill Daemon for him didn't come true.
>>222871247Strong Belwas
Mushrooms telling is the true telling Aegon is a pedo degenerate, daemon is a cucked pedo degenerate, criston never did anything wrong ever, rhaenyra was a psycho cunt and alicent and Haelaena got raped
Swordbearer
>>222872649A good work ethic is both underrated and overrated.
>>222868841people loved it
>>222873167
>>222873167My captain....My king...
>>222873369fuck the people
I can't believe a goblin with no name ended the 1000 years old supernatural threat
>>222873373>Average Cuckraven fan
>>222873153
>>222873153It's not rape if you sell yourself for it, slut.
>>222873454Why yes big titty girls are Bloodraven and Helaena enjoyers.
Mushroom fathered all of Rhaenyra's children. She was all over that dwarf cock.
>>222873438>ended the 1000 years old supernatural threatnight king did nothing wrong
Hodor
>>222872949!on ,on ,oN
>character named Thailand Lannister>goes east and picks up a ladyboywhat did they mean by this?
What if the Targaryens had married into House Bolton?What would a Targaryen-Bolton dragon be named?
>>222873799
>>222873977"Autisticax"
>>222874028kek>>222874043based
>>222873438>no nameExcuse you, the Starks have ruled the Norf for 8000 years.
>>222873977Can you imagine being a servant of House Bolton and having to carefully paint hundreds of banners depicting accurate human musculature every week when some guy in Karhold is just drawning a yellow circle while taking a shit
>>222874250And if you fuck it up, you'll get used as an example for your replacement!
>>222874028>Euron after the Kingsmoot
>>222874296*Yarainb4 muh book name
>>222874341I didn’t realize those tweets were from 2020. Anyways, what did George mean by making the most evil character in his story a democratically elected leader?
>>222874362He wanted to fully display the Ironborn as evil throughout. Culturally so. So his final solution will be morally justified when he has a rogue Kraken drag their islands into the sunset
>>222868688season 1 bran is icsh
The Reach is by far the best kingdom
>>222861835Is that Sarah Hess next to him?
>>222864568She's a muff muncher
The season ended three weeks ago, lads. What the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>222872649might makes right, fuck poor people.
>>222875445Eat shit clanker
Helaena went out the same window as tommen yeah?obvious helena went first but did she know that was the window tommen didn't fly so good from?
>might makes right fuck poor peop-ACKKK!!!bad w-writing…
met with aegon and got a pic
>>222875413No, it's Cersei.
>>222873167Oh noesRest in piss, faggot, the Others bugger the Blackfyre lineage
>>222875643Very cool
>>222873167He bore the sword...
>>222875643my king
>>222861835
>>222875670>think nothing of her appearance here for a split second>neurons activate and it suddenly becomes extremely attractive to meSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>222874043Kek
>>222873369Did we ever learn what happened to Bessie?
>>222872979What's with grrm and hung dwarves?
>>222876056hamburger
>>222863892best couple
Why was Allicent such a retarded bitch even though Rhaenyra never did anything to her and was totally kind and reasonable to her the entire time?
>>222876785She’s a woman
Which girl would be open to fuck a dog?
>>222877091Rhaenyra, a dog isn't too far from a dwarf and she loves those
>As she stood before the king that Maiden’s Day, clad in pale white silk, Myrish lace, and pearls, her long hair shining in the torchlight and her cheeks flush with excitement, Daenaera was but six years old, yet so beautiful she took the breath away.Good job, George, this totally didn't make you sound like a pedo. Nailed it.
>>222860410kill yourself worthless brown piece of shit
>>222869987>they were hecking slavers so mass murder is totally fine YES QUEEN SLAY!I hate this cope so much, first of all you are applying modern morality to a medieval fantasy show which is such a childish way to think, they grew up in a society where owning slavers was not just normal but basically mandatory for anyone of status to show their wealthShe burned and crucified anyone who OWNED a slave, it's one think to say the people who were abusing children to make them into unsullied or whores deserved it, but some random wine merchant that just happened to own a couple slaves totally didn'tDo you think every single ancient roman patrician was inherently evil and deserved to be crucified too?
>>222877199Wh are little girls allowed to be described having sex and wearing skimpy clothes, but not little boys?
>>222875106If you're a fag who likes fucking sissy twinks.
>>222877199REMINDER:>“Unlace your breeches and pull ’em down. Go on, there’s no one here to see. Do it.” Sullenly, Arya did as he said. “Over there, against the oak. Stick your arse out. Yes, like that.” She wrapped her arms around the trunk and pressed her face to the rough wood. “You scream now. You scream loud.”>I won’t, Arya thought stubbornly, but when Yoren laid the wood against her plump backside, the shriek burst out of her anyway. “Think that hurt?” he said. “Try this one.” The stick came whistling. Arya shrieked again, clutching the tree to keep from falling. “One more.”>She held on tight, chewing her lip, flinching when she heard it coming. The stroke made her jump and howl. I won’t cry, she thought, I won’t do that. I’m a Stark of Winterfell, our sigil is the direwolf, direwolves don’t cry. She could feel a thin trickle of blood running down her left leg, along with something else.
are the tourists gone...? can i finally post without getting triggered by the random fucking AI slop spam and zoomer lingo...?
>>222872520(((study studiestein))) suggests
>>222876785Because you were scrolling on your phone during season 1
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>~300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned?
>>222870552>Criston POLE
Bros, if they were having Dragon problems why not send like 20 good senpai over to visit Valyria and recruit some more desu kek?
>>222877513That's Dorne, the canonical faggot realm actually.
how are they so good at playing a woman?
>>222870576any text format? reading the shitty images is too much effort
>>222872649kind deeds are remembered
>>222873167Ser Eustace was just a neuron activation kind of guy> "Daeron . . ." Ser Eustace almost slurred the word, and Dunk realized he was half drunk. "Daeron was spindly and round of shoulder, with a little belly that wobbled when he walked. Daemon stood straight and proud, and his stomach was flat and hard as an oaken shield. And he could fight . With ax or lance or flail, he was as good as any knight I ever saw, but with the sword he was the Warrior himself. When Prince Daemon had Blackfyre in his hand, there was not a man to equal him . . . not Ulrick Dayne with Dawn, no, nor even the Dragonknight with Dark Sister.
>>222873963kek
>>222875643i see 2 kings in this pic
>>222878525Here you gohttps://gofile.io/d/F7VkdYRt
>>222859254>>222870706>>222873167>He killed that traitor Daemon the 5th is what he did. He was a brave ruler of Mantarys. And in this keep, Maelys the Magnanimous was a HERO, end of story!
>>222876785she's a woman for Trump. she saw the light of punk rock later and became a whore like 'Nyra. it is spelled out in season 2 episode 8.>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/
>>222872649No matter how good something is, everything will eventually turn to shit. Always.
>>222877526>I can take this cock like direwolf!lmao
>>222870575Kino, but Aegon will probably marry Arianne instead (she seduces him because she thinks Dany married Quentyn), and Aegon will bond with Rhaegal, the dragon named after his father. And there's still a way to have Dany freak out from hearing the bells, namely if JonCon learns from how Robert beats him and hides an injured Aegon among the smallfolk of KL while the bells are ringing.
>>222871852I feel like GreatJon would have a good chance
>>222861160Nah, Lionel was correct about him. He risked nothing and gods don't favor a fraud.
>>222866579It's on Barristan. The man gets glazed by everyone but he's the most incompetent, do-nothing, rape-enabler piece of shit in the entire series. Traitor too, twice.
>>222868290Not really, norfmen are not fencers or good at single combat at all. It's not the First Blade books.
>>222870576>they killed Radmure>with Arya's plot device wolves no lessFUCK YOU
>>222867072Knighthood and the associated stuff is a Faith of the Seven thing. It has no real tradition in the North.
>>222879573He is rumored to have survived after all in the last Cersei chapter >>222870639
>>222879505>incompetentNot true. Although he did let Bobby B get boared so...
>>222870591>Dany arrives and immediately makes a bunch of retarded decisionsHoly shit this is real
>>222879461>risked nothing>gets skull caved innah, he's opportunistic sure but Lionel is just being a jealous hedonistic fag
>>222879655He actively aided Aerys II's rape and abuse of Rhaella, stopped Jaime from protecting her, sowing the seeds of all that went wrong. Barristan the fluffer.
>>222879969>is this honorable, my lord?>the gods will show usIt's pretty clear Baelor got what he deserved by trying the gods.
>>222875643That's a wonderful picture of the true king of Westeros! And a blonde fan of his.
>>222880001That's him doing his job. It's horrible but it's his job. Unless you think kingsguard's job description includes "protecting the king from himself" and preventing any actions of his that would make people hate him.
>you will never be a successful cock merchant
>>222880365Why couldn't Adebisi get a more substantial role? I'd take him over that reddit show Euron every time.
>>222878608>>222878640Based
>>222880769>>222880769 He'd either have to be Moqorro or some Golden Company officer or a sellsword. Maybe Jalabhar Xho if they'd ever introduced him. Raceswapped Myles Toyne? Personally, i'd cast him as Brown Ben Plumm.
>>222880854>>222880907
Did Preston finish Winds yet?
>>222878508Because SHE is a woman. She has a vagina, a womb, tits, periods, soft female skin, etc.
>Sam gets the least slutty Dornish cutiebased GRRM
>>222875106true
>>222867072he knew he was a norf traitor with norf traitor blood
The Queen who bore the Sword (penis)
>>222870615>Hightower kneels and kisses king Euron's feetHightower bros???
>>222882112A necessary survival strategy. The Tower will soon activate.
>>222881508Proof?
new thread>>222882248>>222882248>>222882248
>>222873963first belly laugh in a long time. thank you!!
