ITT: examples of >when are they going to get to the fireworks factory?in television and film.
>>222906520>WHEN ARE ME GETTING TO THE STAR WAR?
>when are we getting to the fucking battle scenes!?
>>222906592there is ALREADY an ongoing star war in the film.the problem is Kyle Katarn doesn't show up.
>>222906520Isn't that every show now?
>>222906520the entirety of Lost
>>222906520GoT. Spends the whole series building up to the Night King, and when they finally arrived at that fire works factory, it was too dark to see anything, and then after an hour of squint eyed confusion, a gargoyle uses chaos control to teleport behind him and end the whole storyline and 8 seasons of build-up.
>>222907358Not every Simpsons-related thread is the spammer, anon.
>>222906520
>>222906520This is literally me when I see the Simpson's episode E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) with my sister and my father and I'm waiting for Homer to go to the Sneed's Feed and Seed shop.
>>222908285based
>>222907300Came here to pot GoT but someone else already did.
>>222906520congo, tomorrow world.
>>222906676i've never once, not once in my life, watched 300. i am LONG overdue for a viewing
Glass, by Shyamalan>When are we going to see the big three fight?>Good guy dies in a puddle. Really.Don't watch it.
>When are they gonna get to Marlon Brando?!
Better call saul
>>222907300THISHIS
>>222910657It sucks
Jason Takes Manhattan. Two thirds of that movie is on a boat.
>>222910657>>222911958it sucks, much like its rip-off Spartacus
>>222908225kek it really do be like dat tho
>>222906520>dude just keep watching bro one more episode we swear Homelander goes crazy and kills everyone this episode please tune in just keep watching we promise dude please dont change the channel come on bro he's really gonna do it this time
>>222908225this 75 iq nigga btfo my 125 iq ass, kek
Defintely anybody who watches Hellraiser for the first time knowing the premise
>>222912248They worked out that shows don’t need shit to happen to keep eyes on it. They just need the audience to perceive the potential for something to happen.
>>222911039And Pluribus.>watching the first episode: well obviously she wants to undo the hivemind shit, so let's see how she goes about it>last 5 seconds of the last episode: "ok. let's cure the hivemind"100% chance season 2 will be more of this shit. Vince Bravo thinks every show needs to be the Fly episode of Breaking Bad stretched to an entire season.
>>222906520What's the inverse of this called? Where instead of delaying delivery on the film's promise instead it drops its own premise early on? I can think of like 30 examples off the top of my head; from Designated Survivor to The Last Ship.
>>222906520>When are they going to get to the mother?
>>222912281Cause the cenobites are not really the focus of the first movie. It's all about Frank and Julia.
>>222906520Joker 2They never get to the fireworks factory and end the movie telling you fireworks are bad and you are bad person for wanting to see the fireworks. They then flood the factory ensuring that the fireworks can never go off in the future.
>>222906520This is the most fireworks factory movie of the last 10 years.
>>222912281If all you know about are the cenobites, Hellraiser is still pretty fucking wild. I doubt anyone would be sitting there remotely bored.
>>222913454I was pretty bored when I watched it for the first time when I was 15 or so (I already had watched a couple of the sequels). I really liked it when I rewatched it recently though.
>>222907300I still don't get why people cite Dany freaking out as the point where they fucked up when the Night King thing was way worse in my opinion. I still can't believe that both of those episodes were directed by the same guy who ran Hardhome and Battle of the Bastards.
>>222912281My experience with Hellraiser.>Show up for the Cenobites>Stay because the movie is basically a comfy 90-minute bottle episode taking place almost entirely in the house, Frank and Julia are compelling villains in their own right, and Kirsty is aggressively attractive
>>222913597>Kirsty is aggressively attractiveMy nigga.
>>222912589Designated Survivor just wanted to be the new West Wing. My mom watched it, and when I walked in they would be debating gun reform or immigration. WTF?
>>222913647She looks like a mid-'90s telenovela actress. When is her Spanish pop album coming out?
>>222913597Based.
>>222912589Appare Ranman, still a great show but if you're watching it for the Wacky Races you will be disappointed.
>>222912589Miracle MileIts kino, teust me.
