Warship Voyager EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>222909846
How do starships fire through their own shields, anyway? Are shields one way?
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>>222935000oh, this is from Living Witness, isn't it? the revisionist holoprogram in the 31st Century museum.
>>222935044>revisionist
>>222935000>Go ahead and kill us. You can't erase our struggle. We won't rest, our brothers won't rest, until all the galaxy knows the name Tuvi-BLAM BLAM BLAM
>>222935022star trek sex with wesley
thinking about ezri in that little casino getup...fuck my chud life
Made it through season 1 of Voyager.The only character I actually like is the Doctor. Tuvok is fine, Paris is OK, Neelix is fine sometimes other times he needs to stop talking.Janeway is 50/50 I think the writers tried too hard to overcompensate for her being the first female captain by repeatedly showing she's just as talented in any given field (medical, engineering, science) as her top officers are. Where Kirk or Picard might say "are you telling me if we do such-such we can escape this gravity well?" or "is there any way we can reverse polarity on the thing-a-mabob? I don't care if its never been done before, make it happen!" illustrating that they are intelligent, capable Captains who can follow along with the techno-babble problems, but not outshining their specialist officers who still need to do the heavy lifting to get out of whatever danger the ship is in. But with Janeway she's presented as an equal whose collaborating with her officers, or even helping guide them through the problem. Its part of the reason why I don't connect with the rest of the crew, whenever there is a big crisis moment the crew never gets to shine because Janeway is right there to gloryhog because the writer's are afraid to make it look like she's incapable of doing anything.
I just watched the DS9 episodes about Changelings on earth. It starts out as a oh shit we need to defend the homeworld and turns into a well Id rather be undefended than hurt peoples feelings. Terrible episodes
>>222935381Safe and reliable.
>you now remember janeways weird holodeck novel romance bullshitthey really didn't know what to do with her did they
>>222935381It would be pretty silly if a single Changeling was enough to make a civilization abandon its core principles.I thought it was more fucked up that a space alien was allowed to be President of Earth.
>>222935011The shields hugging the hull always made more sense to me, and it's always what I pictured the TOS/movie shields we never actually see doing. That way it's easier to have a small hole in them, and the shields being divided up by different emitters (aft shields, etc) makes more sense than in a perfect, spheroidal bubble. Too bad they needed to go full-CGI to do it and only did it in their last outing in the 24th century(I just checked Insurrection, the shields are closer to the hull, shots only hit the saucer and it looks like the shield bubble that lights up would only cover the saucer rather than the whole ship, so that was kinda at a halfway point)
>>222935495The original plan was to have her bring aboard her dino bf and each episode would feature brief shots of him going to town on her. Full penetration. From behind, reverse cowgirl, all the hits. It would all be very tasteful, of course.
>>222935528It makes sense, just look at that ponytail handle.
>>222935495And then it was using holo-Leonardo as an advisor which was a much better idea but they ran out of money to keep bringing Gimli back so it actually only happened twice
>>222935503Admiral Leyton literally did nothing wrong. Shapeshiting fucking shits are the largeat threat a race can ever face.
>>222935011>>222935516The weapons' harmonics are the same as the shields', allowing them to pass through. Remember Star Trek: Generations?
i know troi and seven of nine are seen as the gold standard of beauty in trek but i really dont see it. especially troi. maybe its the betazoid weird eyes or the curly 80s hair but seven is 5x as good looking even without the sex suit.of course they are mogged effortlessly by ezri but who isn't? have we ranked the trek girls yet
>>222935340Wait until she starts 180ing between "We have to do whatever it takes to get home at any cost" and "We will not use this opportunity to get home because someone else might get hurt" every week.
>>222935636>have we ranked the trek girls yetSalt Vampire > All
something like this i didnt see ro but she is clearly a tier maybe s tier
people make fun of janeways old lady cigarette voice but kes kinda has a weird autistic voice too
>>222935685>first day on /tv/
I wonder how TNG would have handled a Lindsay Clancy scenario episode
>>222935656Only because of her shape shifting abilities.
>>222935727who are you quoting
>>222935778What a fun way to derail the thread
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>>222935711She is extremely hot in the episode where she gets possessed by the gay warlord.
>voyrager infested threadYawn
>>222935778Hopefully they'd fry her with phasers, crazy or not.
>>222935340She's not the first captain, she's not even particularly highly ranked. I like everyone long ago accepted women captains and saw it as nothing out of the ordinary. Her problem is that the show treats her as somethign spectacular when she should be a person first and foremost. Want to know what's pathetic. Holly Hunter from that god awful starfleet academy show was a more interesting captain then Janeway.
>>222935823have you glimpsed the nemesis?
>>222935000alien fucking shits
>>222935901I've played Resident Evil 3.
>>222935094star trek sex with exocomp
trois mom was the only well written woman on trek, odo was a fool not to smash
>>222935685Are you afraid of tall women anon?
>>222936114Jadzia's in A anon.
>>222935636All the principal ladies are mogged by rando goldshirts and dabo girls.
>>222935778Janeway killed her 3 tadpoles via neglect.
i think sisko was secretly banging jadzia or that was the plan at some point. why bring it up with the black admiral buddy of sisko?also i think paris was fucking janeway. in human form as well.
>>222936182Sisko was fucking Dax when it was Curzon.
>>222935451>Are you seeing big green swirly dots? And is the room beginning to spin? That means the vaccines workingHow did they know?
>>222936214I don't get it.
>be bashir>examining alien baddies with three boobs all day>holodeck with O'Brien, shoot some spoonheads>drinks after with miles' union lads until wasted>promise to help him bury kiekos body if he ever needs to, no questions asked>stumble home drunk before section 31 sends you to the mirror universe where you get seduced by evil Kira>come home still plastered and fall asleep in Ezri's arms
>>222936114How do you improve Worf as a character?
>type 6 shuttle only appeared from TNG season 5 onwards>it was a modification of the shuttle made for Star Trek V, not the other way aroundWhat the fuck, my internal model of Star Trek's history is in shambles, Star Trek V and VI used so much TNG stuff it made perfect sense to me that they'd borrowed the shuttle from the show too...Anyway, I've always thought they were cute and would make for a highly marketable plush toy
>it would seem we're not...worth destroying. I suppose from their point of view, there's no honour in destroying a...worthless...freighter.
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After getting into the Star Trek shows over 15 years ago, I finally got around to watching the 10 movies recently. The TOS movies are better than the TNG movies but tbqh I wasn't really blown away by any of them. There are random TOS 'sodes better than all of the TOS flicks, and if I were to rank them alongside every episode of every show I'm not sure if any of them would make the top 100.The TNG movies aren't *as* bad as Third Reich Mike made me think they'd be. Generations feels sloppy and Kirk's death is awful, First Contact looks really nice but has a stupid script (the Zefram Cochrane part is ok; Borg Queen sucks), Insurrection is the closest to feeling like an episode but a mediocre one, and Nemesis is mostly bad.My favorite out of all 10 movies is unironically The Final Frontier because of how much it focuses on the Big 3.
>>222936653>Borg Queen sucksThey created her because the suits felt the Borg as they had been were boring space zombies and needed an individual face for audiences to react and relate to.
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>>222936682People like to react negatively to this as though Locutus, from one of the most highly rated episodes, from the most iconic "what the fuck" cliffhanger of the show, isn't the Borg already exhibiting a capacity and apparent need to have a similar, "higher than a drone" class of representativeHell, he even got a name when the queen herself didn't
>>222936395make him job less
>>222936887So he just hangs around on the bridge, not sure what to do with himself?
>>222936887Competence in his field would help. Every security breach Worf gets ragdolled. Every red alert, Picard never permits Worf to fire at obvious threats.
>>222936395Add wacky sound effects when he gets injured.
Where we do we go from here?
>>222937011Gre'thor, I hope.
>>222937011Can't they make a show about a star ship and its crew as they explore the galaxy and discover new life forms?
John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein Say Their ‘Star Trek’ Movie Is ‘Training Day’ & ‘Crimson Tide’ In Space ~ The filmmakers say their franchise reboot explores what happens when “all is not well” inside Starfleet and aims to win over non-Trekkies.
>>222936653thinkin bout them beans
>>222935619then why cant they use the tranporter?
>>222937451So...cops meet football?
>>222935685how come hoshi and t'pol arent on here
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theres only one captain degenerate enough to fuck a direct subordinate and thats pike when he fucks spock and they get married in the snw finale
I miss this certified /trek/ hottie's cosplay
>>222937011Clearly the audience is crying out for a Section 31 sequel. How the fuck did that get comparatively so many views?
>>222935503>I thought it was more fucked up that a space alien was allowed to be President of Earth.He was president of the Federation, not Earth
>>222938259Who fucking knows. I find Lower Drecks more interesting because these dipshits were fucking everywhere but it turns out barely anyone actually watched the show.
>>222935011Divide and conquer, oldest doctrine in the book. It's not about being undefended, it's about having something left to defend. The Dominions whole deal is that they are scared to shits by the idea of solids checking their swiss bank accounts and Epstein connections, they are not conquerors for empire, but out of fear of exposure, so their methods involve turning their subjects into brainless consoomers (Vorta), drugged out fanatics (Jem'Hadar) and nationalist chuds working against their own best interest (Cardassians). A Paranoid Federation kept busy with drop-fed conspiracies and terrorist attacks erodes from within.>>222935503It's about eroding trust and sowing dissent.
>>222937451>what happens when “all is not well” inside Starfleet and aims to win over non-Trekkies.Those better not be another villain who feels betrayed by Starfleet and is taking revenge
>never played a Klingonwhat a waste
>>222938867
My tongue, Captain Janeway's arsehole
>>222939223
I hear Janeway has an abnormally large clit
Captain Janeway has a regular sized clitoris
>Target the orphanage.
>>222935781Simpsons man doing stand-up comedy gif
>>222936846Whether Locutus is some new experiment toying with individuality or just standard protocol for creating an ambassador of sorts when assimilation begins is left ambiguous. Locutus also isn't shown to have any personal desires beyond what the Borg Collective wants. The Borg Queen is just straight up a person with the lame desire to have a mate and we're supposed to believe that out of the trillions of people they have encountered, our main characters just happen to be her ideal choices.Plus they say she has always been there so it's a retcon, too.
>>222937082they kill you for that
>>222937451>explores what happens when “all is not well” inside Starfleetthe show has done that dozens of times and it didn't suddenly interest people who don't like Trek. you're not "exploring" shit.
>>222938259Being a movie probably attracted a decent chunk of non-Trekkies just looking for something to watch. Also wouldn't be surprised if the name drew in some DS9 fans who aren't active online and thus unaware that the modern writers didn't understand S31 at all, giving them public buildings and fleets.
>>222939789Movie S31 doesn't feature fleets and secret prisons, that's Discoverys version
>at some point Roddenberry had an idea for a show where Vulcans make first contact but they look like this and as a result humans don't trust them
>>222938259It's Nielsen ratings, extremely unreliable ballpark figures in the age of streaming. Their method only counts data collected from Smart TVs and set-top boxes (What they call the "Glass"), don't have access to first party data for any of the major streaming providers. Various Networks as well as the NFL have publically called Nielsens methodology flawed and interest-based but since Nielsen ratings USED to mean something they're running their company on reputation alone.Interpreting Nielsen data is on par with reading the future from bones.
How do you go from this...
Here's a screenshot I took ten years ago!
>>222938925>never played a midget Bajoran who gets beaten to death by Gul Dukatwhat a waste
>>222940791Looks like Lil Steveo in that picture, wow
>>222938925>>222940791>instead we live in the timeline where Jean Simmons made everyone uncomfortable by showing far too much of her geriatric body
>>222939870I just assumed the movie continued with that, I haven't seen it lole
>>222940613paramount is free to correct the record and publish its viewship data at any time. they dont because they pay neilsen to lie.
>>222936395More episodes of him being ashamed of his child.
Yesterday I got red wine drunk, went up to a woman in a Naruto tshirt, and I told her that Naruto sucked before walking away. Any Star Trek episodes for this feeling?
>>222940946Why would they do either of those things?
>>222940837Where's the KISS makeup?
>>222940992The Outrageous Okona
>>222940992>Yesterday I got red wine drunk, went up to a woman in a Naruto tshirt, and I told her that Naruto sucked before walking away. Any Star Trek episodes for this feeling?TNG: The First Duty, cause that is the absolute truth.
>>222935495I always thought it was a shame that the holodeck scenarios from the first 2 seasons just completely disappear. Added to the vibe I get that the Seven era was ashamed of the Kes era, as also seen with the gag about Kazon being unworthy of assimilation.
>>222940992That episode where Dukat video calls Kira in the dead of night to tell her that he fucked her mom
You think you're cute over here in your Naruto shirt, and I am over here stuck walking around in these shoes fuck you.
>>222941060>the gag about Kazon being unworthy of assimilationThe Kazon didn't have any unique technology to loot (sorry, "assimilate") and their culture wasn't anything to hack Hirogen networks about.
On which Star Trek would you perform cunninglingus like Kirk Douglas does on Catherine Zeta-Jones?
>>222941106Is licking Dukat's spoon like eating his pussy? Serious question.
>>222941127It's soft membrane so if you press hard with your tongue enough you can feel his brain throbbing
>>222940994they wouldnt realase the real numbers because they are worse than nielsens. they pay nelsen juice up the numbers with their secret methodology. trek hasnt been on broadcast since the premier of std 9 years ago. they know exactly how many minutes of nutrek have been played. https://www.nielsen.com/news-center/2025/paramount-and-nielsen-sign-multi-year-measurement-and-analytics-deal-across-paramounts-leading-broadcast-cable-and-streaming-platforms/
>>222941127It's like a tuatara's parietal eye. He'd think it was night and get sleepy.
>>222941089>not minimalsenjoy your ankle pain
>>222941238How fat are you ensign
>>222941290Somewhere between Garak and Enabran Tain, although my cardassian neck protocol is about to go into high gear
https://youtu.be/5Rn8iDZOzTkfor those who seek Cardassian neck
>>222936386Man was winning in two universes. His parents even genetically engineered him to win.
>>222941064Literally watching that right now on the telly>Terok Nor was a miserable slave pit episode>whole station has pristine clean carpeting
>>222941818You can just teleport the dirt out.
>New Star Trek Movie Writers Tease “Dark” Story About “Bad Apples” In Starfleet: "We don't want to rely on fandom. We don't want to just hope that there's enough fans of TOS or TNG. Two movies we cite as comps for what we’re hoping to do are Training Day and Crimson Tide"...Training Day, really? What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood.
>>222936395>How do you improve Worf as a character?Delete his love affairs with Troi and Dax. Replace those episodes with Worf raising his son to be a bad ass. Its that easy.Alternatively it was a huge fuck up to kill off K'ehley undoing that would have the most effect.
>>222937011You cannot compare Nielson to Fake and Gay streamer watched minutes (normalized).You really expect anyone to believe 2mil people are watching SNW? That SFA got over 1mil viewers?!!! They already confirmed SFA got about 120k viewers. Get the fuck out of here with 1.1mil.
>>222941949its literally comparing Nielsen to Nielsen you illiterate fuck. yes they adapted their technology to track what the participants are streaming since no one fucking has cable anymore.
Said it in the last thread and I'll say it againThere is NO SOURCE for this. Somebody just pulled it entirely out of their ass. As far as I can tell, the first time it was ever posted was in a /trek/ thread like two days ago.>>222937011
:O
>>222941985Actually the first time it was ever posted was this OTHER thread from 2 days ago >>222919428
>>222941837LET ME STUFF YOUR PUSSY
>>222941818They forgot to redress the Promenade to look like a rundown ghetto like they did in the other Terok Nor flashback episodes.
>>222942066>no source>only one guy asked for a source4chan is filled with fucking idiots. You can get them to believe anything.
>>222941093It was a metajoke about no one liking the Kazon. Sorry you're too autistic to get it.
>>222935823Cram it, MallPOOFTER!
>>222941818>whole station has pristine clean carpetingConsidering trek has climate control and infinite production from replicators, it should be possible to cover an entire planet with carpet, at the very least a decent size moon
>go into other Trek threads>people admit to watching the new stuffEww. Why?
>>222942156>You can get them to believe anything.Not anything, only anything that aligns with their preconceived notions. If someone made up bullshit showing nuTrek as successful it would get instantly called out. I bet you could make a thread about a trans shooter on the loose and it would make it to 100 posts before anyone called you out on no source, whereas if you make up a bullshit story about a White Christian male shooter you'd be immediately called out as a lying kike.
>>222942237You refused to watch TOS for years because of "misogyny" (your word) and I'd be willing to wager my life that you STILL haven't watched more than a handful of episodes.Honestly, that is worse than people watching NuTrek.
>>222942182Shove it, VoyaJERK!
>>222942272>watched a handful of tos episodesYou're very optimistic aren't you
>>222942292I'm sure she put on "Balance of Terror" in the background once while dilating or something. I'm just being generous with my perspective.
>>222942237It's based
>>222942343>human expression>human
I haven't seen any TOS and I think Shatner sucks as a person. As far as misogyny goes if I can watch The Sopranos then I can deal with some misogyny on my TV.
Look man I have my classic 70s sci fi show created by an insane pervert and it's not TOS.
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>>222942361The Sopranos is ultimately parodying its misogynistic, chauvinistic characters and their point of view.But yeah you're a fucking idiot and if you've never seen TOS, you don't deserve to post ITT and all of your opinions on Star Trek are null, void, and gay.
>>222942423TOS is from the 60s
>ITTOh it's the surak loving pizza pedo. Safely ignored.
Okay, but I'm still going to post here anyway. :3
>>222942475Eh, let's average it out between the movies and call it even.
>>222942432Tomino Gundam is far more misogynistic than Sopranos or Star Trek. The female writing in Gundam is literally "I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability". Actual female character concepts include "she clings to a powerful man so she must have a puffy pussy".
>>222942592I love him so much.
>>222942592Well don't argue with me, BF is the retard that said she didn't like TOS because of misoginy way back in the 2.0 discord, her own wordsWas probably just the empty lie of a poser, like all the rest she tells
>>222942520Let's average TNG out and say it was from the 00s
Does Starfleet employ civilian crews in times of labor shortages?
SNW Q-sode tomorrowhappy times
>>222941848I can see a Training Day inspired plot where an Academy graduate is paired with a corrupt officer who’s secretly working with the Romulans. “Where does my loyalty lie” is a stock TNG/DS9 trope.
