>>222908333Panicking Salsa edition
Let it die.
>>222946286no, what is dead may never die
>>222946209egg is icsh
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222946447Looks like a Stark to me
COME ON AND FUNKAND POST IN /GOT/HOTD/DUNK/
>>222946494
>>222946515SUSPEND HIM
>>222946209why do you fags watch this shit? whats the appeal?
>>222946569Uh, the edits?
>>222946569I don’t watch this show
>>222946494I wish Maekar was more of a /druk/ icon.
>>222946569i use it as a vehicle to talk about the books
>>222946639i watched the first one, i forced myself to watch it cause i suffered from sunken cost fallacy syndrome. I liked it up until Ned and Rob died. Then it just got worse and worse. The new one is blatantly fucking gay cause it has nigger dragon riders. Fuck that shit and fuck the fat nerd who made this.
It is okay, my brethrens. Do not despair. Dunk will save us. And then Winds of Winter will come out.
>>222946880>And then Winds of Winter will come out.Yeah it's fun to pretend that
Good grief, Preston. Isn't your wife Chinese?
fucking BOOOOOAAAAARRRR
>>222946209She looks like Laura Loomer is she were a cis woman
>>222946436luke is icsh
Gwayne...
>>222947487>>222946436Pedo faggot
>>222947471
>>222946209>tfw Ramsay cock inbound to an orifice you never knew you had
>>222946286NEVER.
>>222946436I was gonna reprimand you but I remembered I had my dick out during scene in OP. Can't believe there's zero sansa in those slop ai threads in /gif/
>>222946928>was 16-17. Read Kafka, barely understood it. Wondered how often the "their writings were saved for posterity because a confidant refused to burn them" situation happened. Dance was published a month later.I hope his sister-wives irl abide by his will and torch everything.
>No leaks from Dunk S2 filming yetI was hoping we would've gotten a leak of the redgrass field by now.
>>222946494AAAAGGGHHH
>talk to people about asoiaf>r+l=jfags need to butt in and make it about that>go onto social media to talk about it>r+l=jfags butt into to tie whatever it is into it>watch video about it>sudden r+l=j shitWhy are so many people obsessed with this? Why do they want everything to devolve into targwank? Why does Jon need to be a secret targ? Why can’t he just be a bastard? He already has special blood from the Starks.
I am in desperate need of a Daeron bf
>>222948325BABE KILLERKINSLAYERHEATHEN
fuck alicent
>>222948424Don’t mind if I do
May I present to you Aegon the Conqueror
>>222946938>makes an autistic (even for him) video about George’s sentence structure and use of synonyms to avoid repeating description>uses chink and ice in successive sentences Do better, Preston.
>>222948506Didn't the blackfyre fags claim him for Daemon first? lmao
how pink and white is targ pussy
>>222948544Will we even get him in any show or movie? I haven't read the books. Will Daemon take part in Seven Kingdoms?
Anything to do with the Blackfryes would require large well thought out battle scenes. HBO will not do this.
>>222946447cute dornish girl
>>222946494>>222946552anyone have the vid with Rhaenyra talking to Ulf all sped up and him looking confused?
>>222948424careful, she's exceedingly fertile
>>222948586From a business perspective it’s wiser to keep Daemon and any shots of the battle back for another potential spin off. Even if they did put flashbacks in as they appear in the novella, they’d probably keep Daemon’s helmet on.
>>222948586>I haven't read the books.He's in a flashback of the Rebellion when Osgrey tells Dunk and Egg why he chose to side with the Blackfyres, and he retells the battle in which Daemon got killed by Bloodraven and his Valyrian steel sword duel with Bittersteel afterwards. It adds a layer of complexity to the story as Egg is a direct descendant of the victors and despises the Blackfyres but can't hate Osgrey since he's lost it all. Ser Arlan also lost his squire nephew in the battle which then leads to him taking in Dunk as a squire which is another important aspect of how the Rebellion influences AKOTSK.
>>222948424yeah I want to
>>222948424she's a femcel
The Blackfryes were 10,000 times more honourable than any of the targs during the Dance. Even if they were ultra-inbred even by Valyrian standards freaks of nature.
>>222948393I fight for she in the name of the Stormlands and the Lord of Light
>>222948752>>222948772Yeah I remember they mentioned the civil war, but there was like 5 civil wars and I am sure that Daemon is not part of every war.
>>222948830He dies in the first one, Bittersteel just keeps using Daemon's sons and grandsons to start more chimpouts afterwards.
>>222948830Daemon died in the first one. The flashback in the first season where you see Dunk as a kid is the aftermath of that one. The third novella shows the second rebellion - or the poor attempt at starting one by Daemon’s descendants.
>>222948879>>222948899I see cool well they can do spinoff, but they literally lost all wars and it seems like its always fucking one-sided dunno if it would that fun to watch. Were Blackfyres even close to win any civil war?
>>222948424Got it.
>>222948926The closest they got to winning was in the first one, they got rekt a few miles off Kingslanding in the Battle of the Redgrass Field.Like the other anon said, they showed the aftermath last season in the flashback of Dunk in Kingslanding and the state the city and the people were in after the war, they actually managed to show how a siege affects the city in one episode better than HOTD did with a whole season.
>>222948879>Bittersteel just keeps using Daemon's sons and grandsons to start more chimpouts afterwardsYup, except for the second because he didn’t want to support Daemon II because he was a fag.
>>222948926The OP all-seeing albino wizard on the Targs’ side really limited the Blackfyres’ chances. They should have thought about that.
>>222948340Jon is dead and only coming back as ghost for his second life, his ancestry will not matter in the rest of the series
>>222946209>>222947811>But I poop from there
>>222949117He actually fed one of his nephews to Aerion which is even funnier lmao.
>>222949136What alterior motive did Brynden have to keep the blackfyres off the throne? We know he wasn’t motivated by loyalty to the targs, as he killed like 10 of them and then put bran on the throne instead of dany
>>222949202They were Team Bracken
>>222949202Shiera could only cum to kinslaying.
>>222946436And you're a piece of shit pedo
>>222949157Which makes it even weirder that so many are obsessed with it.
>>222949294I’m pretty sure her thing was humiliating her cuckold by fucking a bunch of dudes and making her cuckold jealous
>>222949664Wild that that’s canon and not a shitpost
>>222947487season 1 bran is icsh
>>222947487Do you think Luke died immediately or did he suffocate in Vhagar?
>>222950200the amount of energy of that old hag slamming into him would probably lead to him immediately passing out at the very least
Dorne seems more Essosi than Westerosi
>>222949664And still Bittersteel didn’t get to smash. The absolute state of the man.
Who will you play as in Game of Thrones War for Westeros?House Stark Northern discipline, resilient infantryHouse Lannister Wealth-driven economy, heavy cavalryHouse Targaryen Dragons, air superiorityNight King Undead horde, giants, attrition
>>222950200>>222950367Book Aemond: Kills Luke for shit and giggles cause some ugly Baratheon bitch called him a pussy. Aegon commissions a golden statue of his brother to celebrate.Show Aemond: Kills Luke by mistake during some bantering, immediately regrets it, says he's sorry, Aegon is too drunk to even realize what his brother did.
the way Jace died was ick
>>222950734>>222950367
bros i just did a 20 hour DnD roleplay campaign in Westeros with AI. I'm addicted to this shit, it scratches the itch from CK3 but more narrative since it's with a chatbot. fucked Margaery, took the Tyrells and sieged Tywin then went to King's Landing and fucked Cersei in the dungeons while Tywin was my prisoner in the next cell. fucking shame george isn't much of a gamer and we won't get an RPG set in westeros.
>>222950734book versions are all around better but the show sloppa can be funny
>>222950751>baela to alyn less than a week after the gullet
>>222950734
>>222950734I’m looking forward to the Gods Eye being Daemon falling off his dragon and accidentally skewering Aemond on the way down.
>>222950698Playing tall is fun as the Lannisters just sit in a shell and upgrade all your shit while everyone sits around then start dropping nukes on everyone when I have enough gold to buy all the mercenaries and start wrecking shit.
>>222946209Can't wait for these to go extinct
>>222950751>>222950788QRD?Why would Baela say that?
>>222950803it's just going to be a copy of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mExrd4BJQYeven has the same dragons Laena on Vhagar.
>>222950734>Aegon commissions a golden statue of his brother to celebrate.Pretty sure it was just a feast, the statue came way later
>>222950842whites?
>>222948572brown and meaty looks like an arbys sandwich
>>222950734>>222950870>books never mention the statue was taken down>ergo it's still up
>>222950878women
>>222950774Based.
>>222950848She moved on from Jace quickly
>>222950698I like cavalry units in strategy games so the Lannisters.
>>222950896Tyland canceled it
>>222950940He's already been forgotten. Grim
>>222950896There’s a statue of Daeron the young dragon in Oldtown but I like to hesdcanon that it was originally of Daeron the daring before getting relabeled which was a common practice in Medieval societies.
>>222950827>>222950962Yeah i will play as Lannister first. Game comes out next year and if it will be good I am sure we will get other houses like Martell, Baratheon, Greyjoy's or maybe others.
>>222950842Tullys?
I hate bastards
fuck blacks
>>222951221
>>222950870>>222950896Aegon commissioned the statues of Aemond and Daeron when he retook Kingslanding after burning Rhaenyra in order to honor their deaths.He wanted them to be larger than the colossus of Braavos and golden, probably never got started in the first place since he got poisoned a few months afterwards.
Tie me to a bolder and hurl me at Sunspear.I'm ready
>>222951487
>>222951245Which ones?
>>222951982
>>222952008
team oscar or team daeron? or both?
>>222946209Why was she so fertile
This is the gayest fucking shit Reddit general of all time
>>222948340>>Why are so many people obsessed with this>A Song of Ice and Fire>A Song>A SonHmm I wonder why
>>222946569I haven't watched the show since season 5 of GOT. I'm completely here to shitpost and enjoy the memes from people who do watch this shit while playin the ck2 mod
>>222950774>we won't get an RPG set in westerosThere's already one from 2011By today standards it's like 8/10 or at least 7/10 rpg
>>222950774>larp as Ser Criston bringing rae rae across the sea to live as a sellsword>the sex immediately becomes boring and she cucks you for a triarch
I 'ate bastids
>>222952317>targshitter copeJust give it up.
>>222952165I'm team flaying oscar alive for my boy king daeron
>>222950774Jesus, that's depressing.
>>222952599Jon is a Stark too. Literally the whole point retard.
>>222952711Jon died at the end of a dance with dragons
>>222952711No the point is to try and make every major player by the end some targ with a super special fucking dragon destiny. Fuck that, just have the guy be a bastard.
what was his FUCKING problem?!?
>>222948544blackfyrefags DON'T EXIST, they're just contrarians
Bittersteel is objectively cooler than cuckraven
>>222952822The nights watch eating him out of house and home. He’s got wives to feed
>>222952790Jon is already both. Legally still a bastard and all that even tho Elia allowed Lyanna to get knocked up.
Witch sex. Witch kissing. Witch babies. Witch marriage. Witch love.
for Pia of House Pretty!
>>222952822if he had all those daughters, presumably over time they also had around the same number of boys. But there were only a few White Walkers. Maybe it's like being Unsullied where most die in training.
>>222953357>But there were only a few White Walkers.>he doesn't know
>>222953453What was the point of the White Walkers again?
>>222946569GRRM fans have no problem on Hollywood shitting in his works like rangz of powah
>>222953739to be killed by anime goblin arya
>>222946569what would you have us do?
>>222952284
>>222954309john connor is icshwait
>>222952284Uncle's penis was long enough to touch her deepest innards. Strong cumshot, extremely healthy seed. Powerful eggs that attach to the womb instantly. 5 sons.
>>222954421>Strong
>>222954456A toast.
>>222948544He will be Aegon in Aegon movie and Daemon in Dunk.
>>222952822HE IS A GODLY MAN!
>>222954421is there any cure for melted benis? Asking for a fren.
>>222954621
>>222952916If there are 100 Blackfyrefags, I am one of them.If there are 10 Blackfyrefags, I am one of them.If there is one Blackfyrefag, that is me.If there are no Blackfyrefags, Cuckraven got me and now I am in Seven Heavens with my sweet king.
Did Daemon Blackfyre know about Aegon’s dream?
>>222953012>Jon is already bothNo he’s not, because that would be fucking stupid. He’s not a fucking targ, stop trying to push your gay super special dragon shit onto a character because you need everything to have it. Just have him be Ned’s bastard. No targ fuckery, no secret marriage/consensual rape shit. None of that. Rhaegar was a faggot anyway, and he’s constantly haunting the plot along with all his dick suckers when he ended up getting his ass kicked.
>>222948526> use of synonyms to avoid repeating descriptionWhat is the fag complaining about now, this is like writing 201 material.
more asoiaf youtubers pissing and shitting themselves over JK Rowling
>>222954309tomboys are hot and I'm tired of saying they(feminine plural) aren't
>>222954016pure kinoI should make an Eric butts version desu
>>222955309Why do these tranny loving freaks even like Asoiaf, it’s a fucking chud series
>>222955514this guy is guy and his favourite character is Jon Con. He got pissed at the OurHiltHurt guys for using AI thumbnails they make fun of him and the david lightbringer faggot and call Preston a glowie autist.
Why do you even know these eceleb fags?
>>222955546because I enjoy ASOIAF and these guys are the only ones creating content on it? The only type of content towards ASOIAF are lazy react channels or AI What if stories.
>>222955575I watch asoiaf youtube videos sometime but I can't imagine knowing which guy is a troon and which is beefing with a faggot or whatever.
>>222955539>OurHiltHurt guyspersonally I think it's lazy to use AI thumbnails and I really don't like the trend, but I've noticed other people calling them "chud-coded" lolNever watched their vids though
>>222955642Cause they joke that their viewers are Hilter youth and they're Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic fans and they make fun of Rhaenyra and Alicent so of course the girls on twitter who self-insert as them think they're chuds.
>>222952165Do you think Daeron is uncircumcised like this older brother?
>>222946209>>222948340>>222949157>>222949598if jon isn't resurrected in twow, what is the thing you would like to happen to him?>-nothing, he's dead and get cremated>-nothing, he's dead and his body is given to ramsay bolton>-ghost eat jon's body>-jon's spirit live in ghost>-jon become a wight>-jon become the book version of the night king>-something else?
>>222956830yes i think so
>>222952611i love daeron too but please don't hurt oscar
>>222956830I hear a male Targaryen feeds his foreskin to his dragon as part of the bonding ritual. I am as yet unaware of what the women do as a counterpart.
>>222955617>I can't imagine knowing which guy is a troonAll of them
Her children are BASTARDS!! and. she. is. a. whore.
>plants seed in Rhaes head that she can fuck who she likes>Rhae mothers bastard children, causes succession crisis.>Marries Rhae, fathers true Targ children>intentionally sabre rattles with the Greens to provoke total war>allows bastard children to go on dangerous diplomatic missions to get them out of the way>all bastards removed from succession, his children are now secured as heirs to the iron throneI kneel.
>>222957111Wouldn’t him becoming another Nights King just be resurrection with extra steps?
>>222946209>That's a big rape!
....semoc eH
>dragonglass is being unloaded from a cart via chute into wheelbarrows>one chunk randomly tumbles down and a character catches it>"Careful with that, we need all we can get">right afterward it is shown to be worked by melting and casting like metals so falling on the ground is utterly irrelevant>then it is shown shittily plastered all over barricades and battlementswut>Arya brings Gendry a diagram for a custom weapon>it's just a spearwut
>>222949157Shut up, Preston.
Whenever I feel like rewatching GOT, I can only watch the first season because actors changing is distracting and cheapens the show.I might be autistic.
whenever i forget about the Velaryons existing i get flashbanged by these WEST AFRICAN BLACKEST OF THE BLACK MALI EMPIRE SLAVEDRIVEN speciments
Were the books full of jokes about Jon Snow being short or was that just done in the show to shit on Kit Harington?
>>222958164!on ,on ,oN
>>222952822Too many bitches to put up with.
>>222955514asoiaf is very left wing, alot of asoiaf content creators are leftists (preston, quinn, in deep geek, alt swift)
why is this stupid indian bitch so ungrateful
>>222958847She wanted to be raped sarrs, it is her peoples way
>>222958847>YOU DARE OFFER ME SOCIAL ADVANCEMENT!?Nobody would act this way
>>222949202It was all part of a decades-long master plan to put himself on the throne and rule eternally as an omnscient body-hopping emperor. Unfortunately for him, Bran was a stronger warg.
>Stannis gets reborn in fire and btfos Others as his last act Kino, no one did more for the North (and the Realm)
>>222958847Her kid diedShe got raped off-screenShe almost got raped on-screenHer brother then was killed by OrmundShe probably also thought Hugh was dead
What would Lindsay Clancy's titles be if she were a westerosi lady or queen?
>>222959122queen dowager
>>222954858No, that prophecy shit was lost in the Dance until Rhaegar and Aemon rediscovered it.
>>222954016>my literal entire army will be destroyed if I die so that's why I'm going to go on the frontlines and personally kill Bran even though it makes zero difference if a grunt kills him instead because my goal is supposedly to destroy all history so nobody would even remember who killed himI wonder if GRRM is going to write something as retarded as the show. Oh wait he'll be dead before he gets anywhere close to the last book.
>>222958847that's like every woman though>oh you brought me material advancement by working hard and long hours>you're always absent! I need emotional support!
>>222959122
>>222958124>dangerous diplomatic missions
>>222952315uh oh melty from a phoneposting faggot
>>222959122KINSLAYER
this stupid bitch, what is she doing
>>222960308Our illustrious Lard Queen has completely forgotten it was her son who Viserys said would be the continuation of the Song of Ice and Fire, not her. But in her infinite appetit- I mean wisdom she now thinks she herself is the prophesied Targ.
Switch Velaryon and StrongAnd see how suddenly much more threatened the white male isLaenor cuckolded.Daemon's now white daughters (instead of mixed race) bethroed to black biracial kids of Rhaenyra Vaemond the white anxious man killed by another white manReversing the race comically showcases how absurd it is.
>>222958816It's left wing yet every single Cool guy is a special snowflake white rich lord or prince/king
Have I missed something?Since when do Reachmen look like this?
>>222959122The rogue princess
Breed Targaryen wenches and make them worship your cock like it's the Seven
>>222961117Robert Baratheon ethnically cleansed most of WesterosSo they looked like that before him
>>222961205Any more girl-coded fanart like this one?
>>222961205I wonder why Garmund was so interested in siring a boy, it's not like he was going to inherit shit
>>222961205I don't get itHow is it a win to have marriage with the supposed enemyOh… they're roleplaying something sexual here in the bedroom Hardly something of noteIf Indeed Garmund And Rhaena had that arrangement it is hardly a point of friction. Just some fun bedroom antics.Even if it was literally canon (it's not), why is it such an epic win. I don't get iti don't get itIf Rhaena had this dynamic going onThat's her choice.She has a dragon.Garmund does not.So even if it was canon.Wouldn't she be winning her for doing something she has control over?If Rhaena finds it in her to get satisfaction from doing private acts in the bedroom she winsThese people make no sense Why does it matter what act it is She has a dragon. Garmund is a landless knight.If she does ANYTHING. It's her benefit of enjoyment.She wins by definition. So what if she "worships" her husband's appendage like it's the "Seven"?Garmund wouldn't have a choice in the matter. Seems like she won. Not him. If we're going by their logic.Nah, Let's turn this around.The rider of Morning has her knightly Hightower husband engage in any bedroom acts she wishes as she holds the overwhelming fire power advantage.In a feudal setting she's the sister to the king. A princess. A dragon rider. A Targaryen. He's a knight.It doesn't matter if Rhaena engaged in a submissive worshipful act. That's play. Play engaged and maintained by her firepower as stated. Where's the logic?Contrary. Rhaena might have decided she wished to get pregnant multiple times. Who was Garmund to deny her?Again. Fail logic. "Breeding.". You're a farm animal? Wow, so impressive for you to pass on seed. All you have to contribute?No offense to Garmund obviously.But he's not one to say no when Rhaena wishes to play submissive exactly.He'll say whatever mean words she demands lmaoIt's too comical to make sense. How can a dragon rider be dominated by a knight.
>>222961465>How can a dragon rider be dominated by a knight.Because women crave to be sexually dominated, you retarded faggot.
>>222961550Missed the point.
>>222961465shut the fuck up
>>222961668What are you up in arms about?
>>222961205>no Morningstupid artist
>>222957425He is a traitorous coward.
>>222952822>no other wilding tribes decided to take this retard out for supporting the crows time and time again, despite the fact the crows hide behind the wall 99% of the time and knowing its only one old degenerate manbravo george
Don't blame House Tully on Oscar too much.We know Edmure and Hoster rule Riverrun. Two great men. Oscar's just a little cringe zoomer bitch. It's worth noting that The Eldest lord Tully was apparently a based boomer too in the dance
>>222958816It is against absolutism including the one of "enlightened" variety and pro traditional checks and balances.That's also one of the reason why gurm stopped writing, he realized that a satisfying ending would have to be right-wing and Tolkienesque.
Tully wins by doing nothing.
>>222955539He said he wasn’t gay in a video and I was surprised
>>222955309>favorite character is a reactionary counterrevolutionary >is a massive libtard
>>222955309>>222955514He's a scatnyra supporter, what did you expect? Kek
What's your favourite Riverlands house? I'm partial to Lothsons/Whents and I would like to know more about Mallisters.
>>222955309>it's just the movies againwhat the fuck did this faggot expect when it's all based on the same books, if you don't like it go play that hogwarts game and shut up nigger
>>222962985I like the Blackwoods because they worship the old gods, always side with the based side in civil wars, and Bloodraven is awesome.
>>222963031Give this man a job at Raventree Hall and a br*cken gf.
>>222962421You take out Craster and next morning your whole tribe is getting shanked by the Others. He was paying for protection.
>>222963031I like both Blackwoods and Brackens because they kill Blackwoods and Brackens.
>>222963047A job as a latrine cleaner btw.
but the old gods are assholes, they're like daedra.
Do the majority of smallfolk in the Blackwood’s lands worship the old gods or is it exclusive to the Blackwoods themselves?
>>222963031Holy fucking Reddit you’re cringe as fuck
>>222963175cui ergo ergo religio
>>222958816Every single female leader gets fucked in the ass and every fan favorite character is some degree of rapist chud
>>222963397Cuius*
What is it about the ASOIAF fandom that makes them the most insufferable performative book purists when discussing the television adaptations? Lord of the Rings fans can be a bit annoying when discussing the movies, but they by and large understand why Tom Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire couldn't work in a movie. Meanwhile ASOIAF book LARPers will piss and moan that Jalabhar Xho and Garlan Tyrell were cut and pretend that it makes Game of Thrones s1-4 unwatchable, even though they watched the show first and only read the books after the show ended.
>>222962600Tully won by kneeling to Andal invaders and converting to the seven
>>222963457Nah kill yourself making rhaenyra and alicent secretly lesbian for each other is retarded
>>222963457Tolkienfags are mad at the ghost army at Minas Tirith and Frodo being a sissy and removal of southern Gondor plot, and of prince Imrahil and Beregond and at Faramir taking Frodo to Osgiliath and Denethor being crazy.
>>222963482House of the Dragon blows past the first season, that's not a controversial take. I'm talking about the people who now pretend s1-4 of Game of Thrones aren't the best adaptations anyone could have EVER hoped for all because Ser Glup of House Shitto didn't make it in
i want to fuck Lysa Arryn
>>222963497Is there less whining about the film adaptations of LOTR because Tokien is actually a somewhat challenging read while a middle schooler can read ASOIAF?
>>222946209one of the last good/hot GoT scenes: https://youtu.be/3noMaTtZ4o0
>>222963605>somewhat challenging readFor an urban youths and tiktok brains, mayhaps.It's blackpilling to compare books thought suitable to middle-schoolers in recent past to modern "adult" literature,
>>222963605LOTR isn't necessarily challenging to read. It's just that the lore stuff ingrained in the story is complex and has real substance. All the stuff about the creator Gods and Morgoth and the Elves and Numenoreans and the Kingdoms and cultures of Men do not need to be understood to the detail to understand LOTR, but they are wonderfully embellished and well established.ASOIAF on the other hand has many many clans and kingdoms and houses and races and guilds and religious that are wide and divergent and seemingly in depth but have very little real impact on the overarching story of how the story ends or how it started. It reads more like a series of personal disputes and grievances than a massive overarching world-defining quest like LOTR.
>>222952377as someone who has never played any Paradox game and I want to try the GoT mod, should I start with CK2 or CK3?
>>222963729Unfortunately I'm with you dude. I try to get into HOI4 and EU4 and CK2 and 3 and get bored quite quickly and go right back to Mount and Blade.I would go CK2 because it's free and even without the installed mods the GoT mod still works.
>>222954309they/them have the same haircut as me
>>222963031What house does your bull belong too?
House CHADtowerHouse CHADrellHouse CHADwyneHouse CHADdener
>>222963998Are you a sexy enby too?
Bloodraven ate bittersteels load out of Shierras cunt
Jon Roxton has the same haircut as me
>>222964367> Aegor loathed Brynden, who was known as Bloodraven, even further when Shiera Seastar, their beautiful half-sister and a fellow Great Bastard, chose Brynden over him.Oh no no no no no
>>222964437Do you think the chroniclers misheard his nickname and he was actually Bowl Jon Roxton?
the br*cken cuckoldry fetishists have arrived
>>222964439aegor the brocken
>>222964439>despite lord Bryndens many propositions, Shiera Seastar never gave him her hand. “Why limit myself? Besides, jealousy suits you lord bloodraven”Oh no no no….
>>222964501What a sick woman, playing with his emotions like that and getting sick sadistic pleasure from humiliating him. And no matter how many men she fucked and rubbed in bryndens face he still wanted to marry her…that’s true love
>>222964501>so mind broken he runs off and becomes a treePathetic
>oh bryndy my good little cucky boy, come clean your goddesses pussy, your bully aegor just gave mommy the biggest creampie so lick up every last drop
>>222964599I can’t find this quote on a search of ice and fire
>>222964599I can’t beleive this is canon and not a shitpost
>>222964483It's canon.See>>222964501That's why we keep saying it. It's in hilarious fashion. Wondrously canon and we'll never stop bringing it up.
>>222964599Adding in mommydom is too far. That's pure.
>>222959025Smart.>>222959346Moron.
>>222954309What a comely lad.
We are George's Bloodraven
>>222963457>>222963506Seasons 2-4 change lots of plot stuff for no reason and make the characters and the world more simplistic and shitty. Even season 1 is not that great despite following source material almost to the letter.
HEAR ME ROAR
Don't ask me how I know this, but Tywin Lannister was found shot dead this morning. The Kingsguard are suspecting Tyrion Lannister, who is missing
I love book Tyrion. At this point the main thing I want to see in Winds is Tyrions vendetta end game.
>>222955309Does this faggot know that he is giving money to Elon Musk (richest transphobe in existence) by using twitter?
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>>222964483No one likes your cringe cuckold self insert, george.
>AI MargaeryA man can coom only so much
>>222963497For me it's Gondor being cucked out of any badassery i.e buildings in Minas-Tirith crumbling like house of cards from catapults when it was said in the books that the city is built from unbreakable stone, almost every Gondor soldier losing to scrawny orcs in the melee like a bitch etc. Me personally, i loathe the scenes of Denethor eating like a pig while Faramir charges at fortified city like a retard/Gollum trying to frame Sam and Frodo sending Sam away with a passion. And there's quite a lot of heavy-handed/sentimental scenes in the trilogy that i would like to see done differently like Frodo screaming NOOOO when Gandalf falls, Galadriel having her Dark Queen freakout, every scene with Arwen, gay hobbit scenes and so on but they don't ruin the viewing experience like the aforementioned stuff. Oh, and there were some scenes that should've been included at least in the extended editions like Elendil and Gil-Galad fighting Sauron, Eomer dueling Ugluk and the Dunedain joining Aragorn at the Paths of the Dead.
>>222955309i clicked on one of this guy's videos recently and immediately wanted to strangle him based on the way he talks
>>222966052>the Dunedain joining Aragorn at the Paths of the DeadThat would require further changing the plot now that i think about it. Ideally, we'd get a "Tolkien cut" with all the book stuff restored and PJ autism dialed down.
>>222965890Kneel before Blackfyre AI
>>222965627this, the combining or even removal of characters I didn't have a problem with at all (vargo hoat, darrio, etc.) but things like misunderstanding Stannis or swapping Jeyne with Talisa for literally no fucking reason. I understand incorporating magic into the show would have been tricky but it suffered massively by ignoring it completely
>>222963457Removing Jayne "Dogsleeve" Poole character assasinated Littlefinger, made Sansa into a raped bitch instead of future playah and fucked with Vale stuff and made it all retarded.
>>222963677>very little real impact on the overarching storybut the pope literally kidnaps the queen, the threat of the iron bank of braavos hangs over everyone's heads, and the old gods are pushing and pulling events guiding all the stark children
Baela looks so distinctly wrong in the Ai version.I love Rhaena but Baela's Instagram eyebrows just nah
>>222946663the casting for him and baelor fucked w me since maekor is the younger one and looks 20 yrs older
>>222966498No one actually cares about Jeyne Poole and Shansha and Littlefinger haven't had any meaningful progression since the year 2000. Nothing important has happened to either character since Lysa went out the moon door.
>>222966560He looked older than Baelor in the comic as well cause of the beard he grows to cover his pockmarks and the silver gold coloring while Baelor just looks Dornish. Ira went for the same thing in the show.
>>222966330Benioff and Weiss being normies who don't understand Stannis is my biggest gripe with the TV show but as soon as the show decided to actually make Robb a central PoV character a more conventional love story for him was inevitable. No one actually is emotionally invested in Jeyne Westerling and the only reason it works in the book is because Robb isn't a PoV
>>222964599>tfw no big tiddy goth mommy to bind you to the cucktree being edged for eternity while removing your orgasms with blood magicit ain't fair bros
>>222966655Baelor looks more First Men than anything here. Not really Salty Dornish.
>>222966635I do
>>222966689First men have dark brown to outright jetblack hair, Baelor just looks Rhoynish.
Brynden is a cuck, true. But Aegor Rivers was literally mad the Cuckmaker woman chose her beta bitch instead of him. Implying he was fine with being cucked too.Basically. Daemon I Blackfyre is the only guy worth considering. As he had no canonical love for Shiera
>>222966498Probably happened because calling Jeyne Arya would’ve confused too many viewers.
>>222966729Firstmen have a mixture of looks. From gingers (Wildlings) to Black haired (Ironborn)
>>222950136cute girl
>>222966729That's even worse then. Nothing Rhoynar about him in that image
>>222966740Jeyne Poole is an extra who appears in one scene in the show and is offhandedly mentioned in one other. To expect the audience to have that much emotional investment into an extra from the first season (who would have been recast anyway) is absurd. I read Dance when it came out and even back then people were whining that Jeyne was a nobody
Jeyne doesn't matter, but she frees up Sansa to do something other than being a worthless prisoner victim (again)
If Jeyne Poole has million fans, then I'm one of them.If Jeyne Poole has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.If Jeyne Poole has no fans, that means I'm dead.
“First men” aren’t a race. It’s a conglomerate of many peoples from different places The black haired line of the ironborn and Durrandon comes from the ancient cymerri of the essarian hills (Conan reference)Brown haired first men have hairy man blood, they are closest to “true” first men The golden haired like the Lannisters (and andals) come from the gipps south of the silver sea (Asoiaf celts) The silver haired daynes and Hightowers come from the proto Valyrian / Qaathi empire of dawn survivors Red heads come from ancient Asshaii who crossed the sunset sea and ship wrecked on the icy shores of northern Westeros and became wildling kings kissed by fire (The Asshai merchant ship wrecking on the frozen shore and mance using the red silk for his black cloak hints at this)
>>222966870I understand why people find it repetitive or upsetting that Shansha is just an abused victim again, but reminder that Shansha has had two chapters in the past 26 years and nothing of any material importance happens in either of them
BLACKFYRE KING
>>222966991HEBORETHESWORD
>>222966635>>222966934Sure, but I'm taking what we know from the show into account. She's supposed to become this savvy manipulator possibly outplaying Littlefinger, instead it went full retard with her doing and learning nothing except how to take cock and then just trolling herself with her sister then sabotaging Jon twice for no reason kek
>>222966991>>222967002BLACKFYRE GET AND BLOODRAVEN BURNS IN ETERNAL HELL
Too bad he forgot to bear the shield
>>222967172He was a victim of the Blackwood-Bracken curseBro never stood a chance
>>222967172He's wearing plate armor, how the fuck did any arrows even penetrate? BLOODRAVEN IS A FUCKING BLOOD MAGICKER
HE BORE THE HEAD
>>222966661I liked the extra scenes between Robb and Catelyn because they work so well together on screen. Him marrying Jeyne is the more conventional love story and is much more interesting. Robb at his lowest point, other than the floor at the Twins, falling for the girl that comforted and nursed him back to health and with Ned and Jon on his mind not wanting to father a bastard. It would have been interesting to see the Westerlings secretly working with Tywin while being terrified of getting Castamered
>>222967228"He got killed by a blackwood archer" is GRRM's code for "this was an amgry chud pissbaby NOOOOO DONT ROOT FOR HIM", see Daemon and Christon Cole.
>>222967228WEIRWOOD ARROWS SON
>>222966873>makes fun of Arya, calling her horseface>her father gets murdered>she is sent to LF's brothel, being sexually abused for 2 years>is sent to fucking Ramsay as ''Arya''Did George base her on a girl who bullied him?
>>222966738>Brynden is a cuck, trueFacts
>>222967410And even after she escapes she still loses a nose and some fingers to frostbite. Give it a rest GRRM
I want to torture and kill all Blackwoods
Ok horse fucker
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