Tonight on /trek/: The crew argues about e-celebsPreviously on /trek/: >>222966198
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>Captain Christopher Pike and the crew of the USS Enterprise facing an urgent mission commandeered by Admiral Reeger to track down a mysterious alien shipWhoever Reeger is, he better live up to Jelico and tear the crew a new one before implementing necessary changes to their operational structure.
>>222986605Star Trek?
>>222986635He's like a mascot. Everyone who comes in here expects to see him, and if they don't, it doesn't feel like home to them.
Who is the most famous person to be featured on a Star Trek series? Pic unrelated
>>222986683Whoopi Goldberg for sure. Shame zoomers only know her as a lolcow from The View.
>>222986581>Planet where everyone is euthanized at age 60>Crew are rightfully horrified at first but get won over by cultural relativism one at a time>Who is the final holdout? Is it the philosophical Picard? The empathetic Troi? The maverick Riker?>No, it's Troi's impulsive has-been slutty mother!Fast forward 40 years and Canadian nurses are encouraging old people to end their lives and the Dutch are euthanizing depressed young people. How old were you when you realized Star Trek was demonic?
imagine if that hack emh did his job and checked harrys dna from 6 months ago before letting him walk into the mantrap
>>222986753"Society that kills their elders at an arbitrary age" is a stock fiction trope. Even Dinosaurs used it.
>>222986753Why is it wrong to convert people to your own culture? Surely some cultures are superior to others. We're not all equal.
>surely some cultures are superior to others
>>222986835>mutilates and marries childrenWow this is just cultural relativism
>>222986809because they arent equal and you cant magically make a savage civilized. its not fair to the savage or civilization. also because of unintended consequences. if he didnt capitulate all of his research would be destroyed and picard would be responsible for the extinction of their planet because he interfered by granting assylum.
nimoy was such a bitch. didnt like how spock was portrayed as a fucking traitor in V. refused to do generations because the role wasnt big enough. couldnt keep him away from Abrams nushit
>>222986921Clearly that whole unnamed culture must be inferior and everyone converted to our enlightened values. Worked so well the last 10 thousand times it was tried, what's one more?
>>222986753Why they didn't have David Lee Roth Foster Wallace Hyde Pierce Ogden Stiers as Sam and Dean Winchester's dad on Supernatural stymies me.
it was a soap opera hazard
>>222986753The crew wasn't "won over"They were just restrained by the prime directive.That is probably the best Lwaxana episode though, though I think menage a troi is a guilty pleasure
>>222987273I've been seeing the same rumors for over a decade now and not just here in the Star Trek threads. There's something strange going on.
>>222987216Wait...is this legit why I don't get banned?
>>222987324Okay, now it's actually starting to fit...
>>222987314You must be very retarded to give a shit about rumors at all, let alone those in relation to this god forsaken place. Who gives a fuck, seriously?
cease your investigations
star trek
>>222986800It's not arbitrary though. It was probably first enacted to clear out post menopausal women because, really, what good are they? And just got extended to men too for the appearance of fairness and everyone was so much happier without all the old women and after a certain age old men start acting like old women.
star trek sex with wesley
>>222986772He knew, he hated Harry, actually all organics, and wanted him to die somewhere off the ship so it wouldn't be his fault.
redpill me on the con scene
>>2229881332016 was ten years ago
>>222988133basically, star trek sex with shrans
>>222986772i want to have star trek sex with harry. and tom.
>>222986635i can never forgive them for the death of my boy
>>222987049I liked Star Trek 2009 at the time. For what it was, at least. But now I see it was patient zero for the trend of “Bring back old actors in classic roles because fuck you multiverse”. Now everyone’s doing it!
>>222988854It wasn't a star trek film per se.
>>222988133It’s the end-state for all Trek bit actors.
>>222986581>>222986634Isis, fuck you.
>>222986753>work all your life in a good profession>pay taxes up the ass but it's for a good cause and you'll be taken care off when you're old>get old after saving all your life and retire>get sick but its okay there's a social safety net>you've watched countless browns get free gibs all their lives so it's finally your turn>sorry, goy, best we can offer is a discounted trip to the death pod
"rocknroll mcdonalds... rocknroll mcdonalds..."
>>222990009hot
>>222990048I FORGIVE YOU RICK
>yesterday's SNW episode is somehow WORSE than the muppet episodekurtzman does it again
>>222989618I prefer The Chicken Cow myself.
>>222990102sexy Fabio sybok is the best
>>222990048Used to know a guy who would blame Berman for a good chunk of later Trek's faults, especially Enterprise.This guy looks like a saint now lol
>>222990215Berman's worst sins really were just trying to stick to formula TOO hard
>>222990195I do not care for this show but I would quite like to rip that hapa's clothes off with the greatest possible respect
>>222990288Agreed
[To the tune of the TOS theme]Staaaar Treeeeeek, Seeex with ShraaaaaaaanIt's Staaaaar TREEEEEEEEK, Seeeex with ShraaaaaaaaanIt's tiiiime for Star Trek Sex with Shraaaan, baaaaaby,Staaaaar Treeeeeek. Seeeeex with Shraaaaaaaaaaan.
>>222986835its literally truth.
>Vissians>we're so much more evolved and technologically advanced than the average humanoid race, but our third gender is treated like less than a nigger - but don't you dare have a problem with it or we'll cry that our culture isn't being respected RREEEEEEEE>Sikarians>we love all things pleasure and relaxation and meeting new people but once we're bored of you, fuck off. Also we don't share our technology with ANYONE and won't even just zap you back home with our device I hope the Borg or the Husnock absolutely annihilated them both.
>>222990785let me guess - yours is one of the superior ones?
>>222990102I didn't know an episode of tv could rape me but somehow kurtzman pulled it off
>>222991236Please rape me Fabiosybok
why is this bitch mewing in every single scene she's in i can't take her seriously
>>222991236What are you? Some kind of 2012 feminist?
>>222990903
>>222991655Van Paesschen hates your decontextualization by the way.
>>222990288She's ugly as fuck anon
>>222991807matter of taste
we /chong/ here
>>222991778He told me he loved it.
>>222991807matter of having taste>>222991825or not
>>222991997Humanity would've perished before the first village was built if everyone was attracted to the same people.
>>222987745How the fuck does EXO-6 still have this license and why the fuck do people pay $200+ for this garbage?
>>222990288Ortegas is hotter than she is.
'Cause I've got friends in low placesWhere the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues awayAnd I'll be OKYeah, I'm not big on social gracesThink I'll slip on down to the oasisOh, I've got friends in low places
>>222992431yeah she's fine
>>222993660Are you allowed to drink on keppracel white
>>222993961Yeah, but I can't smoke weed anymore because my neurologist WILL yell at me.
>>222994046I can see why.
>>222993734
Do nu-trek fans have the patience it takes to get their characters to this moment?
star trek sex with david corwin
"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
>>222994437Yes
Lately I've been seeing this dude wherever I go. Should I be concerned?
>Our mission: to boldly go...
>>222964402Nigga I’ll turn your ass into a baby you better ease up nigga
>>222990009>Harry's World
The prime directive was quite literally made to be broken. It was never about looking at some random people suffering and laughing and saying "I guess that's the way the God I don't believe in wants things to be", and nobody ever actually gets in trouble for breaking it to save innocent people when it's practical for a ship to do so.It really only exists as a safety net, essentially a built in excuse, for starfleet captains to wash their hands of situations that they technically could stop and morally probably should stop, but practically speaking would be too much of a burden to deal with.
>>222996760They believe in God in the show explicitly. They encounter him. They also treat lesser gods from false religions they encounter completely differently. You have made up an alternate shoe that doesn’t exist and are talking about it
kinda ironic that the got a taste of their own medicine once and go fucking crazy genocide everyone
The only thing that can save Star Trek is a 100% wipe and reboot. Only keep-the name Star Trek-the ship is named The EnterpriseThat's it. No starfleet. No Vulcans. No Klingons. No warp drives. No any of it. A completely new universe to explore with new characters, races, technology, and no baggage holding it all back.
>>222997546So Orville?
>>222986581Are you going to be watching the movies back in theaters? Friday was the first one and they're playing individually each day until Monday then Tuesday will marathon them. And each movie is accompanied by a relevant episode, TMP had the Changeling because it is the same premise
>>222997619No, Orville couldn't decide what it wanted to be.
>>222997666this is definitely a jalepeno popcorn venture. I can tell. This is definitely a put Tabasco sauce on Popcorn venture.
this clancy girl kinda looks like a betazoid
>>222997546At that point, you might as well just kill Star Trek entirely and create a new franchise.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>222998320Young and old Ro.
>>222997835The archive was accessible with chat gpt up until they pulled me out. I used it to test my theories on thread dynamics. Anons itt thought I guided it towards my thinking in prompting but all argumentation was done in the archived threads it was analyzing and it followed my thoughts in the proposed world because it was the only logical one present. One anon commented it was the most impressive use of an llm they’d ever seen. Every trace is gone of these threads from the archive along with analytics accessibility. I’m also the reason you can’t see poster numbers. >>222987314Idk if you’re trolling or new but the archive exists
>>222998595What's impressive is how much of a moron you are. Did you even make it past kindergarten? Every single one of your posts is the most low IQ babbling I've ever witnessed. Roddenberry would never have considered himself a utopian if he knew about you.
>>222986643I know it's just a meme edit but unironically, Riker was completely in the wrong this entire episode and if the Federation acted anything even remotely close to a real military he'd have been court-martialed and he'd be lucky to get a job washing dishes at Sisko's dad's restaurant.
>>222998633You’re getting extremely emotional incredibly fast
>>222998676Must you continually kill off the brain cells of complete strangers with your monkey noises?
>>222998694Let’s see what triggered you and extrapolate on that. You are currently attempting to white knight for a moderator as an anonymous poster. Talk about a dumb throwaway thug. You’re literally the smoking gun
>>222989340>>222986753a lot of concepts from. dystopian fiction are coming into our reality. perhaps they were inspirations, or warnings, but instead it seems that they were just prescient proof that everything is headed for evil and oblivion and that the time line we're on is sick.if they weren't predictive programming, then maybe the writers just had come across early drafts of ideas by depraved sociologists, and those same ideas eventually became real.just wish there was an alternate time line I could step into so I'd at least have a choice.
>>222988092sounds like all doctors now
>>222986753Euthanasia is cruel but it should be an option in society for the elderly to give their lives in a productive way if they want to die that badSomething like being a military decoy or something in a war, or having certain medical procedures tested, or whatever.Old people shouldn't outnumber the young, but we shouldn't just kill old people pointlessly either. Death should have meaning
>>222999069why shouldn't the old outnumber the young? all that condensed wisdom and lifelong stability.technology has advanced to where they can be kept fed, mobile and safe, what's the problem? even moreso in a startrek future.in the real world, average life expectancy increases as a society becomes safer, healthier and more technologically advanced, it's a positive sign.in third world countries, average life expectancy is low.you've had hammered into you that it's a sign of doom, because the media has relabelled it as "ageing population", and "average life expectancy" and the reasons for it have been wiped from existence, despite it being the same thing.Japan has been developing elder-care robots like crazy for decades, seems better than designing murder pods.
>>222998595>>222998760Impressive how full of yourself you are despite obviously lacking any form of intellect. Let's be real here, you obviously have no degree, no career, noone who loves you and noone who roots for you, so you come online to try and sound smart, but you fail, get called out and immediately project your insecurities. A self-made failure, proud and lonely. Truly impressive, can't wait for you to respond.
>>222998760Let's see you back up any of the retardation from >>222998595Go on. Post your theories on "thread dynamics" or that ChatGPT called you mommy's smartest little man.
>>222999163>why shouldn't the old outnumber the young? all that condensed wisdom and lifelong stability.Old people get stuck in their ways and ignore the reality of society and how hard it is to get a foothold all too oftenOld people can stop appreciating things before they die and deprive younger people from enjoying them as they didOld people tend to buy into narratives more because of a higher trust and dependence on governmentOld people cannot do the work that young people can without self harming, and their mental faculties are always called into quiestionI could go on, but society ultimately loses the thing called vitality when the old outnumber the young. The old outnumbering the young is also often a symptom of a lack of opportunity for the youth
>iit: anything but Star Trek
>>222999196sounds like a WEF booklet.people don't change, being "stuck in their ways" is also called preserving reality when corporations and corrupt governments try to change them at lightspeed and eliminate any trace of the past. living memory is a threat to their machine.at this point, people should be semi retired by 50, and be able to live off their savings while advising the young. instead governments are raising retirement age to support various parasites, meaning most people die before reaching any kind of peace or rest.young people fall for lies the hardest, which is why media/education brainwashing is so heavily barrage in their direction; they are blank slates.. same reason why the incredibly friendly governments are lowering the voting age to 16, they want to be able to alter things as fast as possible, and the young are far easier to corrupt since they have no memory of a better world.i doubt you know any old people, and instead repeat party slogans from various propaganda. see how easy you were to turn against your own grandparents?elders were respected throughout history until the last couple of decades, as they held wisdom, experience and were the heads of families. when corporations and governments and television became the singular mouthpiece and a replacement for the wise elder, they sought to ensure they had no rivals, and created a divide and conquer between old and young, just like they did between men and women.try thinking for yourself sometime instead of being emotionally programmed by the media.
Should I read the comics? The novel is low-key boring.
>>222999843i always wanted to but there's so many and i'd want to read them in order or with some structure but i could never afford all of them
>>222986683Stephen Hawking
>>222999891I'm thinking of getting a kindle. I bought one of the novels about 2 years ago and I got through the first but I dropped it after a minute.
>>222986581>The game literally gives you an orgasm whenever you score a pointI want to play this game bros
>>222985142Nobody forced you to come to their planet.
>>223000397I wonder what the direction for this scene was.>Alright you two young horny adults, pretend like you have the steamiest sex ever, except your both on clothes, and don't even touch each other.
>>223000397terrible episode. disable the entire crew so wesley can be the star and solve a problem that doctor crusher would have cut off 5 minutes after riker got back. or maybe Ill just chalk this up as another example of crusher being the worst doctor in starfleet
>>223000493>Ill just chalk this up as another example of crusher being the worst doctor in starfleetDidn't she became head of medical in Starfleet, only to be kicked back to Enterprise? Yeah, she is the worst, and probably only got her job through nepotism (Picard).
Do you think "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash would've been a good guest spot?
>>223000493>>223000397How come nobody noticed that Riker literally brought thousands of gaming headsets and was distributing It freely amongst the entire crew without sounding the alarm that something was wrong with him?
>>223000546I imagine it was normal for them to do so honestly.
>>223000546On a ship where non personnel casually walks on to the bridge, and shuttles get stolen every second week, I doubt they have a very tight security.
>>223000546once you remember there are vulcans on board theres really no excuse for this episode.
>>223000573>
>>223000546What's funny is that La Forge literally got brainwashed by the Romulans right after he came back from holidays not so long ago and almost started a war with the Klingons. And yet Starfleet has setup zero security measures to check if an officer has been brainwashed after returning from Risa?
>>223000642Brainwashing or brainkjacking is such a problem that there should exist biofilter-like security measures for this.
>>223000693that statement can easily be applied to our current times.
>>223000642>Welcome back, lieutenant. I trust your trip to Risa proved relaxing. How many lights do you see?
>>222997666Watched it last night. I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I remembered it being kinda mediocre/boring but I think movies are best shown in theaters. I'm surprised people (read: YouTube critics) shit on it so much.
>>223000642Dont forget Riker and the assfaced woman. Riza really is the Casablanca of space.
star trek threesome sex with Harry and Ensign Ballard (deseased)
>>222990102>>222990195>>222990456>>222991429That was a direct rip off of the changing channels episode from Supernatural.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--7QgbJMrwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_tlAnd5VEw
>>223001793Comparison is the thief of joy
star trek sex with shran
Wonder what next weeks episode is going to be a "rip off" from.
>>223001793Hollywood writers draw upon what they watched as kids/teensIt's just that for the old Trek writers it was war movies and westerns, and nutrek it's Buffy and Supernatural.
>>223001946Seinfeld>So what's the deal with Romulans? They've got this massive space empire, but all they can afford is that haircut?
>>223001946Crimson Tide.
>>223001975Also half the writers' room is women and we all know what shallow taste they have in television & film
>>223002049More like a quarter. It's okay to be gay, no need to hate women.
>>223001975>>223002049That's just sad but expected. They forgot the massive opportunity to have Kirk ham it up.
>>223002095They got Spock doing that on SNW and it's amazing. Kirk is still getting the hang of it, he'll be ready for oiling once he takes command.
>>223001975>and nutrek it's Buffy and Supernatural.Can't wait for an episode inspired by Smallville, Stargate and Farscape.
>>223002049the only good female writers in classic trek were D.C. Fontana and Melinda Snodgrass.
>>223002157Stargate ripped off TNG The ChaseFarscape ripped off TNG GenesisSmallville ripped off TOS Charlie XHow did I do?
>>223002262You're just proving TOS and TNG were good shows.
>>223002362They sure were. But none of those series "ripped them off".
>>222990102>>222991236I'm enjoying the total discrediting of the "SNW is actually the good one" crowd
>>223002262>Stargate ripped off TNG The ChaseAnd made it better, treating it like a big deal, rather than forgetting all about the greatest ancestry discovery ever.
>>223002390tranny dykes and pukehard fags ("s3 only") have also experienced similar humiliation it's great
MAKEMELIIIIIIIIIVE
>>223002422Siddig's acting in this one when he gets possessed is his worst in the entire show
>>223002455I can't think of any worse acting moment either.The only good bit in the episode is where that alien lady destroys VANTIKA while he's in the ptri dish
snw gimmick season seems like what would happen if kurtzman got told he wasnt allowed to try to develop anything real.
>>223002557Siddig in the following episode, Move Along Home is dreadful tooI think his character improves (and his acting too) when they stop trying to write him as this young hotshot
>>223001421Oh yeah, TMP is very "whoa, look how cool this is on the big screen" but the actual plot is really cool. Even if you know where its going seeing V-GER is awe inspiring every time and its story is very mystical
>>223002849TMP director's cut tightens the pacing a bit while also adding more scenes back in
What did Nu-Trek mean by this?
akoocheemoya.com
>>223003253Outstanding
>>223003276>(((white boy))) huckster
>>223003301wasn't he czech or something?
>>223003301>Girl, are you a fraudulent American Indian cultural consultant? Because Jamakin' my tower high.
Jamake gets rightfully blamed for being a cosplaying grifterBut Beltran accepted the role by stating that he's sure he must have some native blood somehow, despite having no connection to any first nation culture or practices. And he certainly didn't complain.
>>223003351Lift, Read, Pray. And don't come back before you get it.
>>223002918I can't abide the directors cut because it breaks the soundtrack and also makes some dubious choices (cutting the transport accident and briefing scenes are bad changes) even if a bunch of the new additions were nice
>>223003481>(cutting the transport accident and briefing scenes are bad changes)What are you talking about? Both scenes are still present.The soundtrack cuts were necessary to trim down the excessively long reaction shots - Jerry Goldsmith also wrote the music purposefully so that cuts wouldn't be jarring.
>>223003553They are cut, and poorly. Part of their supposed 'pacing' changesThe transport scene rushes through and removes the lingering horror reaction, the briefing is even worse because it removes Kirk losing his composure in front of the crew
>>223002455I think it's funny, especially the over-the-top evil guy voice. So bad it's good; shitkino, one might say
>>223003724Oh that's what you meant by cut. I thought you meant they were removed completely which isn't true. I agree on some of the lingering reactions but a lot of the ones during the V'Ger trip lingered too long.The theatrical edition of TMP is so naked; almost everything that highlights the characters is missing, and certain effects were left unfinished. I don't know why in 1979 they cut out Spock crying but left in the extra long scenes of the Epsilon IX raido chatter or Kirk's crew staring at the viewscreen.
>>223003830Also growing up I always had the "special longer version" VHS which has everything they ever filmed so when I saw the theatrical cut for the first time in my life it felt rushed and chopped up.
>>223003775I'm getting the suspicion that it may not be very hard to act at all. It's just playacting.you just nab the role and then chill it seems.
I AM ..... ... ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worf is the worst. i hate him
Also for physical media autists such as myself, Paramount did release a box set containing all three versions of TMP on 4K (theatrical, special longer version for the first time in widescreen, and director's edition) but it was in a giant cardboard box with the discs in paper sleeves I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT.
>>223004324>paper sleevessend those responsible to the Gulag.
>>223003363So he's like 99% of all natives in america.
>>223004341I'd have preferred an actual plastic case but I guess that costs the company $0.02 too much when you can just stream it on Paramount+ (TM)
How ruined is this dude's asshole from his dad's cock
>>223004518My asshole is ruined from opioid constipation thank you very much anon. I used to be addicted to gumming and eating heroin before the fentanyl epidemic and I was prescribed a significant amount of lean last year while fighting viral pneumonia I caught volunteering. I watched the same strain take many elders lives
the senior citizens give you blowjobs at the nursing home?
why are you guys like this
>>223004889Because they can't accept that NuTrek is really good.
star trek sex with trip and malcolm
what happend mirror jake?
>>223005738Doesn't exist, mirror Ben and Jen separated before having a child.
>>223000544is it weird that i can place the areola perfectly? cue the picard i've seen it all jpg/mp4/webbum
>>223005835do they not realize that destroys the concept of a unified mirrorverse?
>>223005888I assume the differences between who gets born in the mirror universe was thrown off when Kirk and crew went there in TOS and meddled
>>223005888Molly and Kirayoshi were also never born, Ezri Tigan is a Terran and if you go by the Beta canon licensed books, Data was never built.Kronenberg plays an aged Daniels in the last Season of Discovery and explains that the two universes drifted apart slowly over centuries until mirror incursions weren't possible anymore, so I guess that's a possible explanation as to why the mirror universe keeps diverging more and more since it's initial appearance.
>>223005985What about mirror Tuvok?
>>223006015He's around, Tim Russ does a guest appearance on DS9 for it. Season 3 I believe.
>>223005918but then none of the humans would be around for ds9 mirror
>>222987190Terrible soap opera bloom, try harder
also shouldnt mirror bashir be a retard?
>Discovery You may as well have said you read it on toilet paper
>>223004324Paramount’s box sets are terrible and they’re about to devour Warner Media’s physical division.
>>223006161No. Mirror means self-serving and paranoid, mirroring the Federation ideals, not opposite day.
how come we can't get a good trek vidya gameit seems relatively simple to do
>>223006191but bashir was born a retard and salvaged by genetic augmentation. are you suggesting the mirror humans have genetic augmentation and chose not to use it? thats not very mirror.
>>223006243We have tons.Elite Force, Academy, Generations are some of my favorites. Honorable mention to Honor Guard.That new-ish Voyager game is also pretty good.
i could fix trek but they dont want it fixed they want it gay retarded and gay
>>223006274most of that is from two decades ago
>>223006331From back when Trek was at the height of it's popularity. Don't worry, they're all still very much playable and fun.
>>223006331Resurgence and Across the Unknown are both good and released in the last two years
We need a remake of Klingon Honor Guard.
>mfw i just got a dentureless beej from the senior citizens at the old folks home before writing a wall of text about some schizo shit is "anaphasic energy" just code word for "ectoplasm"
>>222986643>Jellicooldid everything right
>>223006758Dukat and Jellicool would have have been true friends, they understand each other.
>>223004196
JelliKat is the slash pairing we need to see.
>>223003276>Armenian>whiteAmerishart moment.
>>223006784Jelico would've gotten rid of Dukat one way or another as soon as he understood his corrupt motivations.
>>223006837Dukat wouldn't have had corrupt urges because Jellico would support him in fighting the Klingons on his own when the Detapas would not
>>223006784Jelli would've beamed a fucking Quantum Torpedo warhead under Dukats bed, hailed him and pushed the button>Spoonhead go BOOMstrictly within Starfleet regulations, of course
>>222997666would if I couldespecially this one would look 10000x better on IMax than that fucking Nolan shite
>>222998326aging lesbians so go full hag, it's scary
>>222995289so when's the last time you went to a convention and be the only one in line to the nuDrek actors?
>>223006515I think the episode at least tried to have a wafer-thin sci-fi veneer. Instead of being pure romantacy schlock.
>>223007162why would I want to be in a room full of smelly nerds?
>>223007338because you love your show, the actors, the stories and ethics and even your fellow fans you can share this love with?but your kind only knows hate and you will reap what you sow
>>222996974Praise Q
>>223007461I mean it's fun television but I'd rather be watching a footy match with my mates and some suds
>>222996760So we should be bringing the internet to those jungle tribes then.
>>222996760>and morally probably should stopthe post actually showing why moral fags like you have ALWAYS been wrong throughout human history and how the Prime Directive is literally PRIME for that reasonand naturally THE MAIN contention nuDrek fans have with real Trek,because all you wokies are too fucking dense to even start getting the problem
>>223002262What the hell does this has to do with anything
>>223007721>suddenly schizopostwell fuk, enough internet for me today
>>223002262Smallville the comic predates Star Trek.Farscape is inspired by alien abduction trope.
>>223007830>suddenly
https://vocaroo.com/1hZ2EAbPwP1u
>>222986581is kurtzman trek over yet?
>>222986581>e-celebsthey aren't real celebrities.
>>223008176Not true. Mike Stoklasa plays NuTain.
>>223008139Old trek was lightning in a bottle. It's time to let go.
>>223008307okay so like 1 out of millions... sheesh.
>>223008176The thumbnail looked like a starship
>>223008333
>>223008307I liked their TOS video. They had fun with it.
>>223008139Shows running till next year, one more season of Academy and a short 6-episode season of SNW. The directors who made the latest D&D movie were hired to write the next movie but are still pre-casting as far as we know, expect that to release in 2028 at the earliest.Kurtzmans contract was set to end in July but no details have been released.Sets for SNW and Academy were dismantled and sold off.
>>223008576I stopped watching nutrek years ago and I won't watch whatever fresh hell comes after kurtzman.
Was gowron emperor? How does that work?
>>223008576You could buy those props and destroy them for a video, and make more profit than paramount did off NuTrek. Critical Drinker admitted his videos dunking on capeslop cost less and netted more than the capeslop he was critiquing.
>>223008695I thought he was high chancellor of the council.Clone kahless was the emperor
Should I watch the TNG movies, Voyager and Enterprise?
>>223009359The TNG movies suckVoyager is worth a watch, but not as good as TNG/DS9/TOSEnterprise...? It's an acquired taste
>>223009359skip the TNG moviesVOY's best episodes are as good or better than TNG's best but they're pretty rare.ENT requires faith of the heart which you will almost certainly not have from the outset.
>>223006144Shut the heck up. -_-; Let's see your "soap opera bloom."
>>223009402>>223009421I want to counter by saying First Contact is fucking great.
>>223009359Yes. Like anything there are ups and down, but you might as well watch them. If with their drawbacks, they are generally better than any new stuff.>>223009402Enterprise is an aquired taste, but once you get it, the show is a lot better than people give it credit for. Also, it shows the Vulcans as the turbo autist assclowns they are, which is great!
>>223009445First contact is not a poorly made movie it's just not a star trek movie.>>223009455ENT absolutely shits on the vulcans except the ones that fuck human men.
>>223009445It's a decent action movie.It's not trek at its heart though. Picards character is a fucking mess in it
>>223009402The middle TNG movie, the one where Worf gets acne, was just an extended episode and I thought it was just fine.
>>223009471Insurrection is the most trek TNG movie. It's still kinda worse than every TNG 2 parter except Descent
>>223009471>>223009501Except for the finale I really love Insurrection. The bigger budget matters even when they mostly dont do anything special with it. If First Contact had just been high-budget chilling with Cochrane on earth doing nerd shit for an hour and a half it would have been great, too.
>>223009468Yea they fucked up Picard in that one for sure. Him having a visceral reaction to the borg is fine. But him becoming an action hero over it is kinda odd. It would have been better if his PTSD made him deal with them as a cold blooded sociopath.
>>223009588>theyit was all patrick stewart, personally
>>223008576>The directors who made the latest D&D movie were hired to write the next moviemfw>>223008333I know it's over and the white slavers George Lucas spoke of owns it and all of mainstream sci-fi now. I was just checking if I was allowed to hope.
>>223009588>It would have been better if his PTSD made him deal with them as a cold blooded sociopath.This still would have been far too jarring, especially after Picard already having gotten over the borg shit in the show with the episode at his vineyard just after BOBW and also the I, Borg episode with Hugh
The Wesley Crusher hate is so overblown. I’m a few episodes into season 2 and so far there’s only been like one thing he’s done that’s annoying, and that just seemed like a weird one-off out of character line so I don’t even mind that much. Does he get worse at some point or are old trek fans just weird and nitpicky about this?
>>223009734He's annoying in season 1 because he's a little know it all who is a super gifted generational genius (according the to traveller). The s1 writing did him no favours.He's fine in season 2 up till his second last appearence though. He was just written much better.His final appearance he swings back around to being annoying
so what is the in-universe explanation for human espers seeming to disappear between TOS and TNG. i know in real life the reason was that between the 1960s and 1990s ESP went from something being seriously researched in the public and private sector to being debunked as psuedoscience, but what's the in-universe reason for starfleet testing everyone for their esper rating to seemingly abandoning the whole thing.
its time
>>223009890My guess is that it doesn’t come up that much because humans who are gifted enough with esp to do anything worth a damn with it are so rare. Plus there are races like Vulcans and Betazoids that just outclass them easily with psychic abilities, so you’re more likely to see them.
>>222990288How do I go about getting close up to her hairy temples? They call to me, like a beacon. Whispering "lick us.. lick usss......"
>>222990180For me, it's I Whipped Spiderman's Ass
>>222986643that asshole killed bob morton!
heroes must win in the endyou are the best one by farpatrik pacard
>>223006836>t.
>>223008307>Evam Richak>Stoklasin MainA daring synthesis.
>>223010632Rumor is Seth MacFarlane got Stewart big into weed.
>>223011162>the objections of othersThey're called minis.
Trek Comfy Ranking;TNG > VOY > ENT > DS9 > TOS
why does Beldona keep yelling and getting mad?
>>223011581I'd swap ent and ds9. DS9 does have uncomfy periods but the space mall is comfy.
>>223011645Thats her klingon heritage you chud
Beldona, please stop being so angry.
>>223009433these Google tutorials are worthless
Getting ready to watch TMP and V for the first time. I've seen the Spock trilogy and VI a bunch but never gave these ones a go.
why are trek threads so slow these past few weeks? each thread lasts two days.
>>223011958TMP is a slog, just like 2001. 5 is also meh. 2 and 4 are the best ones and 6 is adequate. make sure to liquor up to not be completely bored. you might fall asleep easier though
TMP is cool and allBut call me when IV gets some big screen love again
>>223011986The rumor is a lot of IP ranges are banned after a code update. The whole site has been much slower.
>>223012225Too bad it doesn't include the fucking Indians shitting up the place.
>>222986711What should anyone know her as?
>>223012315star trek you goofy retard
>>222986800This. Be less ignorant, seething retard greentext chud. >>222986753
>>223012315Guinan
>>223012325>>223012377don't waste my time, i won't reply a second time to "pretend to be retarded" postsyou couldn't come up with what whoopi is supposed to be famous for besides "the view". whoopi is not famous for anything but the view.
>>223012407Sister Act you degenerate
Please state the nature of the gremlins emergency.
When did all this happen with Starfleet? I missed some of the early seasons of Deep Space Nine, so I guess it was there?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lC54X5Gc1Q
>>223012500disable all safety protocols, set Greta libido to 300%
>>223010069Wish I could go to one of those but they're not happening here in Canada, is only like some indy theatre around here playing only The Motion Picture, some new 4K edition or whatever.
the borg cannot resist big android cock
it'd be so kino if VOY turned out to be Zimmerman in a Hologram that he forgot he was in.
>>223012480She was also in Ghost and a three or four different movies in the 80's where she was the lead, Jumping Jack Flash, Burglar and I can't remember the others.
>>223011958TMP is the best Star Trek movie I’ve seen so far (1-4).
>>223012595Yes, hahaha, funny joke there, but seriously, thanks for posting this bit of media of which I was previously unaware. Neat music vid!
>>223012748it was great
>>222986753It's particularly retarded because he quite literally was the key for their future survival. His society killed itself because apparently a retarded custom is followed even facing their own destruction despite having no physical or philosophical impetus to carry it out other than "it's just what we do lol". The writing of that episode is one of the worst in TNG.
Just read this in an old magazine. Apparently, some old fucks hated TNG for the same reasons people hate on Nu-Trek now.
>>223013626Gerrold wrote a script for TNG episode about gay space AIDs that got rejected for being gay. He's just bitter. And probably gay.
>>223013656He is openly gay.
>>223013626Soap Opera Trek is Good though.
>>223013788I'll say
>>223013626This is why Voyager is superior; it's Sitcom Trek
>>223013839you forgot the H
>>223013656>>223013725He'd love Nu-Trek then.
>>223013725david is dead
>>223013884Don't insult gay men like that. They're performing a valuable duty: leaving more women for me
>>223012225No>>222994046They’re trying to retain valuable asset. Fingernails withstanding. They are banning millions of people and burning money because they think you like me. That is literally what is happening. Do with that information what you will. Everyone thinks you’re jacking me but me you know you are you’re just embarrassed I know you’re heir apparent the cringe consortium and you’re a trill bisexual gangster I’m jacking you can we go back to making fun of Chinese people until three in the morning like the good old days? I miss making you laugh and then you telling me I’m not funny it was like being married
>>222994046They’re trying to retain their most valuable asset*
>>223014180THIS. This is the power of math.
>>222988133It's great and I had a lot of fun. It's Nerd mecha for trek fans
Just saw this in the same old magazine about the apparent Sexual Prime Directive.
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