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why didnt khan make any babies on ceti alpha 5? was he gay?
star trek sex with shran
Shitload of Trek specials on MeTV tonight
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>>223014393Tuvok didn't get violent enough for my liking. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills every time they wonder if someone is lying and he doesn't just forcefully mind meld with them to get the truth.
>>223014434why would anyone want to have children on gore horror world?
>>223014058
why does sci fi have to be horrible now. it's all very unpleasant.
>>223014434Those youngins WERE his babies. Where did you think they came from?
>>223014505It wasn't gore horror world until Ceti Alpha 6 exploded.
Just saw this in an old magazine on how a Q Olympics episode was seriously considered. Would have involved the crew with Q vs an alien team picked by another Q with Schwarzenegger as one of the aliens. Here's the details if anyone cares to read, pretty funny but obviously costly idea.
>>223014497The mind meld is a two way street though, it's not just harvesting information from someone. Tuvok gets so fucked up after mind melding with Lon Suder that he has to make a holodeck program where he kills Neelix over and over and over again to stop himself from killing the real Neelix once.
>>223014450Drinking out of pewter is hazardous to your health.
>>223014601Only if it's made with lead.
>>223014592He wouldn't kill Neelix. He enjoys being around him, that was proven by Tuvix and also the episode where Tuvok became childlike and lost most of his memories. He found Neelix to be a comforting presence.
>>223014497I think they did a pretty good job of showing tuvok's suppressed violent side. I thought that episode where belana gets in trouble for having mean thoughts and tuvok finds some junkie to sell some dark shit to was pretty spooky as a kid.
>>223014615How is it made without lead and still called pewter?
>>223014620He wouldn't kill Neelix but Lon Suder sure would and Tuvok 's mind meld with Suder gave him those I should kill Neelix thoughts that he wouldn't have had without the meld. I was just saying that the mind meld isn't something that Tuvok could use all the time as some kind of polygraph because he's having the other person's thoughts not reading his mind.
>>223014620I’ll handle it then
>>223014629I watched that episode the other day and I was very disappointed at the dark imagery. It was twilight zone tier
>>223014633Nevermind. I looked it up.Still, I'd never trust anything made of pewter to be "lead free" with all that is so untrustworthy today.
>>223014633You make it with tin and call it pewter. You could make it with aluminum foil and call it pewter but it's more believable with tin.
>>223014582I'm talking not talking about Ceti Alpha 6 solely. I'm talking about the world Trek is set in which has fragile organs and composite and trauma pain flesh sacks.
just finished watching first contact. i kind of wish that the borg queen would've been a result of hugh's individuality being self contained to a single unit rather than the retcon that happened in the movie. meaning that the enterprise accidentally created her
>>223014670You're probably right about it being too costly to employ it for every situation but I still think the mind meld was underused.
>>223014727Tuvok was underused in general. Most of his episodes either weren't very good, even for Voyager, or he was teamed up with Neelix for the Odd Couple in space.
>>223014473It's a hosted clip show that's on right now.
>>223015072What even is meTV? For old people?
My Crew:First Officer: DataChief of Engineering: GeordiChief of Security: TuvokDoctor: EMHOps: O'Brien
Charlie X performs "I Can Make You Go Away"https://youtu.be/P5HINLkllrU
>>223015081Yeah. It's kind of like Brussels Sprouts.
Are they setting up a marathon on youtube or any hosting site?
>>223015152clearly you've never tried grilled brussel sprouts...
>>223015081Not really... it's just an OTA channel.
>>223015165I only eat ramen and drink poweraid.
Are you going to play Ro Laren's game?
>>223015311You're going to die of kidney failure.
>>223015331that is like one of the last sorts of genres that Star Trek should be making.Star Trek should be making Simulator Games, No Man's Sky like Games.
>>223015311what its like being made entirely salt now?
>>223015331>>223015366>teenage Ashley Judd will never forcibly addict you to a VR gamegrim
>>223015346Sometimes I eat the food at work and drink water.>>223015368Horrible but I'm too lazy to cook.
It's really getting hard to rank this SNW season in terms of what the worst episode actually is...Here's my ranking, from Best to Worst: ep 6: Off-Hour: the disabled ship disaster oneThe only actually good episode but bit slow and too long. Love the gravity scene and irradiated/swollen Spock spitting blood almost made me cry.ep 5: Level-Five Transporter Accident: the puppet oneSo bad/dumb that it's actually good? The cutest Trek episode ever made.ep 1: Valles Marineris: time travel, dinosaurs/Mars oneLow quality effects, too bizarre wannabe "epic" story, lame for not meeting the other warring bug aliens.ep 3:Human Best Friend: the drunk/high resort/hangover oneToo dumb with everyone acting stupid cause it'd be "hilarous" but at least more entertaining than these:ep 4: A Case of Chiaroscuro: the black & white detective oneBoring and full of dumb scenes where they instantly figure everything outep 2:The Griffin Incident: the haunted ship oneBoring with lame endingep 7: Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass: the soap opera oneSlow, dumb and boring feelings episode but it's fake so it doesn't matter or does it?
>>223015165Clearly you have no idea how much I love Brussels Sprouts.
>>223015331Fuck no, looks awful and not even Trek related.
>>223015331It would be better if it was on a bizzaro enterprise.
Seeing Wrath of Khan in theaters was pure kino.On Tuesday they're playing all 4 movies back-to-back. I'd definitely check out Wrath of Khan if you missed it on Saturday. This might be the last time they ever show it in theaters because who knows if most of them will still be around in 15 years for the 75th Anniversary or if you'll even still be alive.
>>223014763When will Tuvok get his chance???!!!
>>223014763>or he was teamed up with NeelixWhy didn't anyone ever throw Neelix out of the airlock?
>>223016240He's family.
>>223014442star trek sex with wesley
>>223016368Sex Trek reverse rape with Ro
>>223016240Neelix singlehandedly keeps voyager running.
Speaking of Star Trek Sex, i'm watching The Search For Spock for the first time in like 30 years, since I wont be able to see it in theaters this weekend, and holy shit I think I need to find a way to go now. Only 9mins into the movie and look at these photon torpedoes! My respect for women has never been stronger.
>>223016456She looks like shit. Boomer women are gross.
the heck
>>223016385She ugly
I hate seeing Sulu, or anyone but Vulcans flashing the Vulcan Salute at convention appearances. It's stupid, and out of character.
>>223015346From the salt or what? To what degree does salt harm a person's kidneys? I love salt to the point I casually toss a dash of it in my mouth randomly throughout the day. I figured my kidney could handle it.
>>223016553For you.
>>223016663Stupid like a Vulcan wielding a batleth.
>>223016663I hate seeing them outside of the context of the shows. Just in general. Even the feature films, which seem purposely designed to bust their character arcs wide open and take a big steamy shit inside.
Just saw this printed in an old 1993 magazine predicting the future of Trek might be to AI generate more TOS episodes, lol
>>223016553I prefer the term "severe". Want her so bad, used to fap to her back when the show was on TV
>>223016707Correct.We all have our own individual tastes.
>>223016689It causes painful and internally bleeding kidney stones, obviously.
>>223016736>1993>a few years
>>223016790My pee seems fine, I don't believe you.
UpscaleAnon here. Here's a second run at doing a 960p upscale test. I didn't make any modifications to the sharpness or do any anti-aliasing when de-interlacing the DVD source this time to fix the issues with over-sharpness and weird blacks after upscaling. I picked some of the same frames as before including Bashir penis reveal.
>>223016910forgot linkhttps://slow.pics/c/D1pyc6DP
>>223016910That's only natural, since DS9 had a lot of weird blacks in it.
>>223016910Color grading seems off
>>223016975>weird blacks
>>223016910You should put the original and upscale side by side so we can compare
>>223016975
>>223016755God same man I need her so bad. Always popped one when I was watching TNG.
>>223017171If you're talking about how everything in the upscale appears slightly darker, I noticed that. I haven't figured out if it's a consequence of the upscaling or if it can be avoided. I paid extra attention to preserving original color metadata this time around. ffprobe on both the source file and the final upscale encode are:pix_fmt=yuv420pcolor_range=tvcolor_space=smpte170mcolor_transfer=smpte170mcolor_primaries=smpte170mand when I downscaled and enocded from the upscaled PNG frames I didscale=1280:960:flags=spline:in_color_matrix=bt601:out_color_matrix=bt601to make sure that it was explicit the the PNGs were SMPTE 170M/BT.601.
>>223017359I always had kind of a thing for Keiko.
>>223017419She's alright. But not the toughest.
>>223016828You can eat a bunch of salty shit if you're drinking enough water but if all you're drinking is Powerade you're not drinking enough water. If you're constantly dehydrating yourself you'll fuck up your kidneys.
>>223016240
>>223015331if she is cute and her petite rack is jiggling, then maybe? ill consider it
>>223016240Neelix gives the entire crew someone to hate, like Sixta from Generation Kill.
>>223017419jeez what happened
its always weird when they woman in trek to reprise their roles and they got that old woman voice over their young digital body it happens to guys too but maybe its less noticable or a males voice deepening seems more natural. but old man Patrick Stewart voicing a young cartoon version of himself is equally weird
What is the logic of see-through dresses?
>>223017929It's a test and reminder of whether you can control those primitive sexual impulses.
star trek sex with david corwin
>>223015468go fuck yourself.
"it's halloween, it's halloween, it's time for scares, it's time for screeeaaams... it's halloween, it's halloween"
>>223018311Um, you post your superior list then, loser.
why is modern trek so obsessed with mirror universe, section 31 and horror? yes the original shows had all that but looking at trek online, theres a ezri arc where its horror inspired and now seeing the ro thing... section 31 bombed because they didnt understand it at all and mirror universe episodes continue to be gay theater kid goon sessions. I am so fucking tired, why can't they just give us what we want? discovery did so much harm to the timeline I don't know how you unfuck this shit without saying every post Voy is now legends/non-canon.and honestly they should decanonize the TNG trek movies. no one besides maybe geordie acts normal.
>>223017895Weird ass episode. Why did they even make it?
>>223014442You lost tranny
>>223018498*Who even made it?
Anyone played the classic games from before the 2000s? I'm thinking of emulating the SNES games.
>>223016736>2096This guy thought Star Trek was only a century into the future?
Release the forceFIELD!!
Should I buy a Switch 2 for the Ro game?
>>223014393But then again, who on the crew didn't want to do the same, deep own.
>>223019051I often rewatch that scene, it's fucking greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtjlHmZiQI
>>223017139Weirdly "Lovecore" was a style of hard acid techno from Cologne during the mid 90s before it all went Kompakt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neekpPnN_gs&t=10s
>>223019116I love Russ.
>>223015468I think the soap opera parody is probably the best of the gimmick episodes of which there are way too many.
>>223015468Is it all just gimmick episodes written by buffy fans?
When are we getting a new redneck?
>got through TNG and two seasons of DS9 with friends who've never seen it before :D
>>223015331>Ro Laren's gameDidn't Ro get blown up in the Picard TV show?
>>223020260She also takes Quarks dick... She'd be with me fr.
>>223020214What were their favorite episodes?
>>223015331Might scratch that American McGee's Alice itch that's been bugging me forever. I'll wait and see how it turns out, but probably, yes.
>>223015366How dare they try something new.
>>223020304Unironically the Data episodes. The worf / data holodeck episode (A fistful Of Datas) went well. The Lwaxana episodes aswell. DS9 maybe the Garak episodes so far. they did not like the Odo detective story. when Shadowplay the came on (the holograms dissapearing with Jadzia and odo.) they questioned whether it was an odo detective episode with some despair.
>>223015533>Literally a trek game>not even trek relatedkekkerooo
>>223015366All of them, no exceptions
worf is a slutno honor
Kira and DukatSitting in a tree...
>>223015366>Star Trek should be making Simulator Games, No Man's Sky like Games.>Star Trek fans: we want something new!>Also Star Trek fans: ugh, just keep doing the same thing over and over again.This is why fans should never have power over their favorite franchises.
>>223021127Star trek should be good.Star trek should not be bad.Hope that helps!
You now remember Judgement RitesOr you don't. Can't blame you, it's ancient.
>>223017743kek
>>223021127>people who like thing shouldn't be in control of thingbecause handing it to people who don't like thing has worked... when?
>>223017251
>>223021428Just look at Spider-man, and how miserable he is in the hands of his "fans".
>>223021428Basic tennet of management is not to assign a project to someone emotionally invested. Those can and should work on it, but those in charge need to be focused on overall success backed by objectivve metrics, not working towards a personal goal. That's why most actors never get a say in their characters writing unless they've proven themselves to be impartial beyound doubt.
>>223021385i remember gassing some romulans? with a bottle of ammonia. not much else.
>>223021428Just wait. It will get better.
>>223021590heh, it's an option yes. The Team doesn't like it.There's a lot of gassing in general in that game.
>>223021428it usually works really well. someone with no emotional investment in the IP but is otherwise really compotent and takes their work seriously usually does the best job
>>223015468The most embarrassing thing is that you actually watched all of this
>>223021512>Basic tennet of management is not to assign a project to someone emotionally invested.Just spouting off retarded shit
>>223021496Marvel editorial and Sony are definitely not Spider-Man fans
>>223021512>most actors never get a say in their characters writinghello and welcome to reality. not sure where you were before now though.
>>223022323He’s right. Kirk is your team lead. Spock is the manager
>>223021512anon that's not a tenet of management, its a tenet of tard wrangling. you don't let the emotional one be in charge.also its tenet.
>>223022516https://youtu.be/k9vHopyEtzs?is=lYDj7AiNy-cXxajw
>>223022482all of Star Fleet operates on passion for the work. It's entirely an emotional investment to even join star fleet.
i never knew that dead kid scotty was dragging around the ship was his nephew.
If they don't have money, what do I have to do to get a spaceship just to fuck around space?
>>223022713>money i got
>>223022728>His funk is gone Jim
>In the past month, you've made nearly 100 posts referencing the Next Generation episode, "Rascals." Care to explain?
https://vocaroo.com/1b0Lk4SXLOZK
>>223022881thanks janny forge
>>223022713Make a case as to why you need it probably. The Hansens, 7of9s Family, were independent researchers with their own ship, I assume they were granted that in some kind of contest of ideas where they applied with their academic credentials and technical diplomas proving theyy were capable of using it properly.
>>223022945NTA but I do FAR/DFARS type procurements and even I absolutely will not touch grants, that shit is a humiliation ritual. Easier to steal the ship. Claim the drydock security guard is your PI.
>>223022980>13 missed calls from the Orion syndicatengl, same
>>223017895>>223018498>accidentally discover the secret of eternal youth and immortality can be achieved with transporters>immediately forget about itAre people in Starfleet all dumb?
>>223023068Immortality is a curse
post the dukat musicals.
>>223023153https://mega.nz/file/k7h0yLjC#DCIp7arWdBtqTbGbWd0-4HjQsQD2W8Bo9mCIwNNb4PY
>go to bar last night>get red wine drunk (again)>tell the bartender that women don't play Sonic games >lady next to me calls me insufferable to my faceI-I-I'm not insufferable. A-a-am I, /trek/-kun?
>>223023276>>lady next to me calls me insufferable to my facelol
Jesus fucking Christ. Get layed already.
>>223014434*THIS* IS CETI ALPHA 5!
>>223015468Here is my ranking but on how much episode I watched before turning it off. >Episode 1: Turned off at the raid encounter with the T-rex; trite>Episode 2: Turned off when Pike teleported onto the ship. Insultingly predictable. >Episode 3: Turned off the first time they mentioned they needed to find their ship. I never even watch dude where is my car IRL, I am not watching a star trek spin off of this movie>Episode 4: Turned off when they took away the black girl; frustrating >Episode 5: I did not watch this episode>Episode 6: I watched this whole episode; acceptable. They actually tried to sci-fi even though it was only a low tier ENT episode. >Episode 7: Turned off when Pike started therapy. If they arent going to treat their own premise seriously im not either
How do you guys hate watch shit? Do drugs help?
>>223023388post the wound picture from the bathroom blood
>>223023451>weeb porn is the only one where the whores kiss the cock through the boxersit's so good bros
>>223023467She could kiss it through the boxers if you know what I mean.
>>223023541No I don't, explain it to me. In detail. I'm a visual learner btw.
>>223023549Imagine this guy had a coat on and you gave him a big ole smooch for being such a good boy~
>>223023549I want her to make out with my BWC through the pants before milking my prostate with her tongue and turning me into her personal rimjob only slut with some exceptions.
It's either this or the diaper thread right now tbqh.
>>223023754diaper thread?
>>223023776>>223020971
>>223023787You would eat that pedophiles shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeUhpLdmhQs
Would you have let Tuvix live if Tuvok had been in his retarded "Riddles" state before he merged with Neelix?
>>223023276You are clearly ripe to be my third ex-wife, I have a type.
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS
>>223024002>Cardassians in Star Trek favor the number three because their culture and design philosophy are deeply rooted in triads and triumvirates.>Nothing on their homeworld reflects that
>>223024100>nothing in the show reflects my headcanonyou don't say. truly puzzling indeed.
>>223024233It's a fact stated in plenty episodes, not headcanon.
>>223020409No one did Andorians better than Enterprise.
>>223024403Andorians in general and Shran specifically made that show
>>223021700>>223021701>really compotentHow component was Roddenberry?
>>223024403TOS did them better
Trek sucks
>>223023093I think Methuselah would have been fine if Kirk hadn't shown up to cock block him.
>>223023837i would have killed tuvix even if there was no chance of getting neelix amd tuvok back
>>223024972uhhhhhhh.....
>>223023642>It's either this or the diaper thread right now tbqh.Huggiesfaggot should be your new trip
>>223022881This is amazing. AI music has come so far. I love how you made one section into a chorus.
>>223023358>I never even watch dude where is my carYou should, it's funny. Especially since it's not pretending to be Star Trek.
I'm on Season 2 of Voyager. Just finished the episode where Harry Kim gets sucked into a Time Stream and sent to an alternate Earth where his life is great.Does this mother fucker ever learn how to act? I get that for big episodic shows like this it usually takes the actors and the writers some time to figure out the essence of a character, so the best performances always come later. But after sitting through an entire season i've realized that is not actually his problem. He simply cannot act. The random extra they pulled in to play his girlfriend is a far more convincing character than he is. Harry Kim is just a wet noodle that memorizes his lines and spits them right back out. They give him a big Comrades In Arms moment with Tom Paris and just don't buy any of it. He had the entire episode to himself and it was terrible, I actually fell asleep halfway through.
>>223025392schizo love rants are best suited for slow jams or yacht rock
>>223025633not that rant though it's gay
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>223015081Did you know that 75% of women experience wetness and side leaks?
>>223025811Sex with gilf Laren.
>>223022881Sounds like violent Negro bop
I like this silly fat klingon guy who runs this klingon cantina. Why do they stop using this location after season 2
>>223025525ironically this made him the most believable asian and eternal ensignhe got a "bit" better in the holodeck epsand just wait till he gets kidnapped to the breeding planetwarp10 hylarity
>>223025906if you cut of your dick, you might have a chance
>>223026030Wut?
>>223026030But then you'll start watching nutrek and scitzo posting on /trek/
>>223026059she's a hardcore fucking lesbotronic, numbnuther pathological manhate literally dripped in every BSG scene with any alpha male
>>223026101I actually didn't know she was a lesbian IRL... I don't care about her only Ro.
>>223026088>start watching nutrekI only ever watched the first 2 eps of STD and still regret it.
traitorous cunt
Color is fixed.https://slow.pics/c/XVFQ6ilt
>>223025939consider the source material
>>223026122>[yeah, find another GenX granny to simp for ASAPthere's an obscure superhero show where she played an open lesbo herione and boy did she light up hitting on some other bitch
>>223026138Aren't they all?
>>223026212Part of Ro being hot is her abrasive personality. Forbes doesn't have that.
thee air iss thee air. vat can be done?
>>223014314What the hell is he talking about? When have they done that where the prime directive applies?
>>223025946I dunno. I liked him too.
>>223026583TOS Pike and Kirk seemingly consistently got kidnapped with strange hoes they had no business kissin. Bones wanted to fuck that salty bitch. He didn’t know she wasn’t human but that’s irrelevant. Always blame the man
>>223025906>sex>not star trek sex;_;
>>223026764That honor and privilege belongs to only one individual
Speaking of Star Trek sex, now that Terry Farrell divorced jr Nimoy , she's available and is flexible because of yoga.
>>223026854>Terry Farrell divorced jr Nimoy>Only four yearsWhy do do people even get married.
>>223026903for the gifts
>>223026903Typically because they cannot remain a part of eachothers lives without engaging in sex and creating a family. Thats was the idea when they came up the Christian marriage most of us know. Thats around the time men lost the right to hit women with rocks until they died for not being horny
>>223026664>Always blame the manAnd get all your answers from horoscopes, right?
>>223026903I wouldn’t focus too much on celebrities or divorce statistics. Most people stay married. The divorce rate comes from a small segment of people who get repeatedly divorced. People get married for a million reasons anon. Try to find a positive lens
>>223026664None of that was in violation of the prime directive. Bones thought the salty bitch was a human he knew. Kirk I can't think of a time where he violates the prime directive, except for maybe City on the Edge of Forever, but they're kinda stuck there.
>>223027396Typical Libra response.
>>223026903To give their children a 2 parent upbringing, which keeps them from becoming violent negroes.
My marriage was seven years of dating, seven years of marriage, and then I was divorced and left by my husband in the middle of my epilepsy diagnosis.
>>223027473Are you saying that Tuvok kids became criminals, after he left to buy milk in delta quadrant?
>>223027500Just can't get a fair shake can you?
>>223027444If you are who I think you are I'd not only slap the shit out of you, but consider myself extremely fortunate.
>>223027519Look at this guy thinks he's Scorpio rising!
>>223027503Yes.
>>223027531Some bitches don't deserve children.
>>223027423I mean Kirk did karate chop that cutie in the neck after they made out idk anon. I broke up with a childhood sweetheart I reconnected with in my mid twenties over a TNG vs TOS argument. She said the violence against women was unacceptable. I said the circumstances were exceptional. I want to date an anon itt for instance. I’d be very cool to her. But if she said certain things she’s said itt I probably would hit her irl. And I’ve never hit another human anon
>>223027573>I want to date an anon itt for instance.Got a great and relevant first date location for you two little Tarkalean love birds. Try the hasperat.
>>223027645
>>223027573>I mean Kirk did karate chop that cutie in the neckThis is why we must all strive for Cardassian neck whenever possible. I just got a leather mouth bit so I can lift with my teeth. 2027 will be the year of cardassian neck.
>>223026583>When have they done that where the prime directive applies?The Prime Directive isn't just "don't genocide" or "don't save a dying world". Any less advanced species isn't even supposed to know Star Fleet exists, there is supposed to be no contact made if there is a risk of discovery.
>>223027893>there is supposed to be no contact made if there is a risk of discovery.Shill detected, we call it STD around here. And you ARE allowed to make contact if there's risk of STD.
>>223027893Imagine the stds>>223027645I was thinking we’d go to the cootie clinic. We’d have to go to the mall of course. I definitely wouldn’t try and kick things off with a hiking trip. Because of the implication
>>223027990She picks the bear.
>>223028040I’m not gay so don’t expect me to understand gay shit
dukat did nothing wrong
>>223028174He didn't abort his death cult baby before he got busted
>>223028183He values life.
>>223027951If this was Kira instead of Riker she would have just shanked the guy instead of fucking him for freedom.
>>223028188He kills the mother like right afterwards lmao.
>>223028255Yes the baby was half cardsssian and thus life. The mother was bajoran and thus property.
>>223028280I still say that Dukat could have at least scanned the pregnant bajoran with a tricorder just to make sure his strong cardassian seed wasn't responsible for the baby.He really borked that whole thing up and it would have been very easy to prevent
>>223028200IIRC Tuvok’s actor hated black culture and called rap music an abomination.
TOSTASTNGDS9VOYENTDSCPICPROLDSSNWSTA
>>223028355>DSCNope, it earned the title of STD
>>223027951He underwent cosmetic surgery to determine if they were ready for first contact. Then he got hospitalized and she peaked at his Big Riker Cock, after that it was completely out of his hands. Which is different than constantly fucking the first random alien that smiles at you.
>>223028040The wheelchair bitch was insufferable. And what kind of retard is impressed with 0 gravity in the 23rd century? Bashir is supposed to be genetically superior, but he's completely amazed by something so mundane.
>>223028556>Which is different than constantly fucking the first random alien that smiles at you.Which is basically what Sarek did.
>>223028708If the first alien you see wants to fuck you, then it would be illogical to look for another alien
>>223014393>release the forcefield!
star trek sex with trip and malcolm
Thoughts on the Rich and Mike TOS video?
>>223028227Rod & Berry
>>223029113Rich has still got it.The booze is catching up to Mike though
>>223023358What was wrong with the horror episode?
>>223029113I cant muster enough of a fuck to click on RLM videos anymore. idk what happened, I used to actually look forward to them
>>223028609This is basically true, and someone should be ashamed of themselves.
>>223029207They're still comfy. I just don't take it all that seriously.
I just wanna roll around on the carpet with trekpu and the binars.
>>223029113Two jaded old fucks barely remember being happy once talking about the media they consumed at the time. I can have more fun by going to an actual retirement home and shooting myself in the face.
>>223029336>I can have more fun by going to an actual retirement home and shooting myself in the face.One anon got a gummy beej from someone in a retirement home .
>>223029134Rich was always going to outlive Mike and Jay. For the bit.
I've got Picard season 3 on the watch list after I finish Voyager.
>>223029548>I guess the first thing we should do is get me up to speed on how to deal with thatPicrel.
Some guy is trying to show me Pokemon on the holodeck again.
>>223029649gay
>>223029978heh
>>223029978Do people actually remember loss?
>>223030128I only remember that DS9 fags have been annoying as fuck since that dark assed boring show started.
worf is a coward and i am tired of pretending otherwise
>>223030266who does? awful son, father, husband, klingon, individual in general
>>223030266>>223030282Duras fingers typed these posts
>>223029192Its because you already know the real Pike didn't teleport on the ship. Because of Horror Movie logic and In Episode logic. It was stupid, the rest of the episode because this tedious thing where people are interacting with delusions and since it was 3 people we know don't die yet, there are no stakes, its like a puppet show
>>223030798>there are no stakes, its like a puppet showNo, that was a different one.
mmhmphh
>>223030128I do but there's very few of us left now
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>>223030282He was an awful father and a terrible individual in general but I can't agree that he was a bad son, husband and klingon.
>>223031379he was always ashamed of his awesome human parents but that was a treat for the audience. he was a bad klingon because he was an honor autist from reading fairy tale shit. he was a bad husband cause he married some random awful skank that he actually hated, twice.
have you ever noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
>>223031414His human parents were Jewish so there's nothing more to be said about them. He honored his real parents by finding out the truth about the khitomer massacre. His klingon weebism ended up saving the empire from the corrupt gowron. And he married terrible skanks he hated because that's what he deserved and he knew it but he fulfilled all his husbandly duties to them and never dishonored them.
>>223029113I too love the concept of A Taste of ArmageddonI'm looking forward to them covering season 2
>>223031502he did cover up the khitomer massacre, like a bitch. thats actually contrary to his honor autism though, actually compromising for once in a big way.
>>223031521On my rewatch last year that was the one that stuck out to me the most as an underrated episode. Glad other see it too.
I really need the lore dump on the schizo's backstory with beefers
>>223031911The schizo knows I'm saving myself for marriage...again.
>>223032160Nice try beefers, but your var'hama candles are dogshit and your taste in red wine could be broadened.
>>223032288I should go full sommelier so I look like an educated person with a hobby instead of the alcoholic I actually am.
>>223032359Try a dry Georgian saperavi. If bloodwine were real that's what I'd imagine it tastes like.
>>223032359>ahhhAHHHah the french
>>223028908I love that scene. He does a great job in it.then there's the end withforceFIELD
>tfw you live in a state where you can't sell beer and wine in the same store
>>223032556so brew your own here are two batches of a beetroot mead, and the one on the right looks more like Klingon blood than what >>223032394 suggested
I want to learn how to make my own Strong Zero.
>>223032619you can't home distill legally but you can approximate it by making an unhopped beer from barley malt extract and adding lemon and oak swizzles in secondary
>>223032655よろしくお願いします
>>223032695بسم الله
>Janeway replicating cups of coffee premade and not replicating the beans to grind and brew herself
>>223031502>His human parents were JewishThey were Belarusian. All the Jews in Minsk left in the early 1900s because there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese
>>223032870Maybe she went onto the 24th century equivalent of coffee time general and was shamed for using a ceramic burr grinder because of whatever space James Hoffman said and she just gave up
>>223032655I like these dipshit cosmic potato eaters and no one can convince me they're not great.
>>223032923my first ex wife was from Scotland and my second ex wife was of Irish descent and yes potato bitches FUCK
>>223032870Replicated coffee is probably low quality and doing all that with the beans would be purely performative
>>223032870>>223032977you have to program all of that process INTO the replicator so it ends up high quality. i have no doubt janeway's preferred cup was much higher quality than whatever shitty defaults starfleet shipped with.
I wouldn't drink replicated coffee I'm just saying.
the best coffee in the world has a slow maturation process, natural sun dried fermentation (miss me with that wet and honey method) and is extremely idiosyncratic from bean to bean and that variation is what gives the coffee it's character. You could program some fuzz into the replication program but it would likely make failures
Captain who drinks whisky on the bridge fucking when
>>223033062Dominican Red Honey is one of the best you are on drugs.
>>223033070I got u senpai
>>223033070medicinal martinis in sickbay
>>223033075Yemeni mukha and Ethiopian yirgacheffe are my preferences. I also enjoyed kopi luwak but don't do it because it's cruel to the civets.
>>223033103I had actual JBM in Japan and have been chasing that dragon.
>>223033132I like my roasts like I like my components of the EM spectrum: extremely light.
>>223033148The lighter the roast the more caffeine so you're a tweaker like me. Too much though and I get the shakes.
>>223033177It's not a significant difference, but I do prefer the taste. The yemeni stuff naturally has the chocolatey notes (hence "mocha") so every roast is a half step up.
>>223033243I thought you were leaving forever.
>>223033070Didn't they do this in Picard?I can't say for certain because I have no reason to remember any of it
damn, I really really can't watch Rapecard, I can't give a fuck about anyone who shows up... I want to watch episodic adventures like good old trek.I'm guessing Strange Rape Worlds is my only rapetion right now... I really hope the crew actually finds strange rape worlds to rape and it's not a misleading title.
>>223033508It was really tryhard and reddity
>>223033508No. Shaw, who was based, enjoyed malbec but not on the bridge
>>223033612See >>223033595
>>223033678Literally who the fuck doesn't enjoy a nice malbec with dinner? It wasn't his signature ready room drink.
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