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No sex please, we're star trekkers.
Quick and to the point telepathic sex with Noss
>>223034064Who’s in charge around here these days? I’m about to start whopping everybody’s ass
>>223034147this is my dream, so, me and my wife.
>>223034147I am. So you better hope you're up to the task.
>>223034172Are you religious?
>>223034229I'm Spiritual, but I do not subscribe to any of the Mainstream religions of this world.
VOY would be so kino if VOY turned out to be Zimmerman's Holographic Dream which he forgot he was in. With the world closing in around EMH as he realizes the truth.
it was a bloom hazard
BELAY THAT ORDER
wait does beefers shit herself from alcoholism
fug, I will watch Strange Rape Worlds later, I'm watching Rapedorum (2009) with the rapebros.
I'm rewatching MASH, which has literally everyone you could ever imagine as a guest star. Guess who I found today based on voice alone. It's Kevin Uxbridge
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"what's up with that?... you'll cowards... don't even smoke crack..."
>>223034565damn this sode hurts
>>223034176Shut up bitch >>223034248You know Moses had to kill a nigga?
>>223034690>You know Moses had to kill a nigga?He killed his music teacher out of frustration. This murder was not righteous .
>>223034743He killed a slave driver and hid him in the sand
>>223034649EMH is the best doctor character in trek. This is the only thing that VOY is definitely ranked #1 in.
>>223034690I'm not a Christian , but I like Proverbs 8. It can be read as my wife talking about how she was there with me when I was creating the world.
>>223034849EMH is great.The show should really be about VOY being his hologram program which he forgot he was in.
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a sunday night
i'm in the middle of nemesis and i cant stop laughing at proto-bane.
EMH eating a big sandwich while wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
EMH's face matches well with eating big sandwiches with a cartoonish olive on a pick sticking out of the top. I like EMH.
>>223034884I heart labor (day,)
Relax! It's just a pizza! Have a sense gumor.
>>223035050Do you have any advice? I’m not gay
>>223035156follow your dreams.
>>223034452 And it’s all my fault
I wont pretend to be the biggest Star Trek fan ever. I liked TOS, TNG, DS9. Everything after that just got worse and worse as time went on. However I just found out that in 2015 they crowd sourced a Star Trek movie called Renegades. What in the hell am I in for if I watch this? Is it even worth a watch in the first place?
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>>223033961>>223034032>>223034059star trek sex with wesley
>>223035513me when a girl doesn't want to see my lego bionicle collection
I'm watching VOY. what about you guys? I'm watching VOY S5 E25 "Warhead"
>>223036006I'm on DS9 S2 E24 "the collaborator"
>>223035049I've never watched one second of lower decks but it's temu rick and morty art style is so revulsive it feels like it was purposely made to be as ugly as possible
>>223035049note for those who haven't watched LD: that's Nog, and he's the Grand Nagus.
>>223036111DS9 eviscerated the Ferengi by the end of it while also simultaneously having some of the most Ferengi Kino out of all Trek before the evisceration.
>>223036163It delights me to tell you that Nog helps the Ferengi join the Federation in his canonical episode of Lower Decks.
>>223036163what are your thoughts on VOY:False Profits, the episode that answers "what happened to those 2 Ferengi who got sent to the Delta Quadrant at the end of TNG:The Price?"
>>223036231A solid 'sode
>>223036111That's clearly Rom, Leeta is right next to him.
>andorians from Andoria >ferengi from fergenar >bajorans from bajor>cardasians from cardasia >humans aren't from Humania
>>223036437Terrans from Terra. It's used like twice outside of the mirror universe.
>>223036436Oh yeah sorry, I get em mixed up. Father and son, haven't watched as much DS9.
>>223036436>That's clearly Rom, Leeta is right next to him.Thats Rom, but thats not his wife.
>>>wsg/1788757934091170.mp4
>>223036733Ok. What am I doing wrong?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788757934091170.mp4
>>223036745that works on post numbers not files
>>223036758been a hot minute since I saw this
>>223036686>>223036698>>223036733>>223036758
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>>223034565I hate that pretentious, faggitty, preachy show.
>>223034690Only pussies say nigga
>>223034849>Me Harry Kim, no like Delaney sister prefer Delaney brothers, me stay Ensign long timeI understand why they cut this from future airings but I still think its fucked up Janeway said that while holding her eyes like that
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>>223037539i only say nigga for aesthetic reasons
Are the schizobaiting tripfag and it's AI stalker banned yet?
>>223038418nobody is ever banned anymore
>>223038427tripfags can be, or at least they can lose their trip which this one should
Trying to watch Strange Rape Worlds using Nippleflix, it's very slow, don't use it rapebros.
Let me Dzolo her
Using Chillflix now and it's much better.Show just started and got spooked. Couldn't they find someone thiner, and whiter and less gross looking?
I’ve started watching Star Trek series on plutoTV. I have a base knowledge of things and TOS is too dated for me while the new stuff is too sloppa. So I’m just watching whatever TNG, DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise episodes are onMy thoughts so far is DS9 is the most interesting specifically dominion war
>>223034868VOY was pretty much The DoctorShow featuring Seven of Nine by the end, so you kinda got that.
>>223038589To elaborate:TNG is comfy and has a lot of interesting eps, but so many more are just terrible specifically things involving Wesley. I watch it the most after DS9Voyager is just boring, too much time travel BS and don’t care about any of the factions they encounter besides the Borg and the woman Captain sucks Enterprise seems like a big mess and the one I’ve watched the least, but the Vulcan lady is hot
>>223038598well VOY was all about rehashing scripts from TNG/DS9 so its inevitable they'd hit gold with the data stuff with a good, charismatic actor instead.
>>223038627And when that wasn’t enough, VOY started rehashing TNG actors.
Everyone badmouthing Voyager should be raped.
>>223038651well frakes never stopped directing, lavar burton directed at least one pretty terrible ep. i try to forget mirina sirtis came back.
>>223038664And Barclay as well, including a substantial role in a few eps IIRC.The Dominion War is pushing the Federation to its limits, but Barclay can still get his parasocial relationship with the Voyager crew.Marina Sirtis just fills space, like onTNG.
>>223038713barclay coming back to guest was fine the first couple times.
>>223038722Ya I had no problem with Barclay, I just noticed that while watching VOY. But then DS9 and the war ended so it was fine.
>>223038764New voice chiming in here: I'm planning on doing a full series marathon since the 60th anniversary is in a couple days. Up until this point I've just caught random reruns, never sat down and saw the whole entire shebang.This talk about VOY & DS9 overlapping when they initially aired got me thinking again about what I should do once I get there, whether I should watch them in the order of airdate (interleaved) or just finish DS9 before moving onto VOY. Then I realized I had forgotten TNG & DS9 do the same thing.So should I do all 3 series interleaved? None? Finish TNG then do DS9 & VOY interleaved? As much as I want an authentic experience, I also don't want to lose the plot for DS9 since that's a touch more serialized than the other series.I'll be watching ENT after VOY to wrap things up, not even gonna bother with any of the Kurtzman krap.
>>223038934TNG s6 is directly related to some big DS9 plots and VOY so at very least you can't skip TNG first.
>>223038934TNG overlapped with DS9 which in turn overlapped with VOY, forming the "big three" silver age series. If you ask me how to watch them I'd try to get a feel for each series by watching a few recommended episodes first before doing a series specific marathon, weavving singular recommended episodes from other shows in as palate cleansers.
>>223038955You mean to say TNG s6 builds off of DS9 episodes, so it is better to do those interleaved? I wasn't gonna be skipping anything, not even TAS.>>223038978Ah, the "Released in All" navigation arrows. That'll be handier than making an entire spreadsheet. Also, I do have the general feel for all three shows pretty well. It's why I feel comfortable risking interleaving at all.
>>223038995Although I suppose it's not really a risk from the practical perspective, I just tend to have some difficulty keeping things straight if I leave something alone for long enough, and also a bad habit of dropping projects in the middle of them.
>>223038995TNG introduces the cardassians and some major plot stuff for DS9, which in turn extremely heavily influences VOY pilot later. It would be safer to say just finish TNG first and you'll be fine but interleaving them is also cool if you get it right.
>>223039033>TNG introducesYes, that was the portion I was fixating on. I couldn't tell if you were saying whether items introduced on DS9 factored into TNG's final seasons, episodic though they may be. How do you mean "get it right", is there something more than simple chronological order I should be following? Did any air out of order?
>>223039033Voyager starts with a splash explaining the situation. It's absolutely not necessary to watch TNG before DS9 or VOY to understand what's going on. You're making it sound like capeshit.
>>223039098This is the guy doing the marathon speaking: I'm not worried about losing track between DS9 & VOY, since the latter is set in the Delta Quadrant and is almost entirely disconnected. Watching those 2 interleaved will be hopefully be fun breaks from the Dominion War and not agonizing intermissions.
>>223039098if they had gone deeper than the pilot instead of forgetting the plot entirely maybe it would. theres [/spoiler]seska and crell moset maybe[/spoiler] but yeah, its probably fine.
>>223038934Just watch TNG first before thinking about DS9 and VOY. The other two series make sporadic references to TNG things all the time which will either fly over your head or just confuse you. DS9 features a few major TNG characters who's backstories are kind of relevant. I'd also say fuck VOY until after DS9 since voyager is only worth it if you're desperate for more trek imo.
>>223039127Good thing those words don't spark any recognition in me, since you fucked up the spoiler by putting an extra slash in the first box.
>>223039146i did fuck it up, it doesn't even spoil anything in itself
>>223039138>voyager is only worth it if you're desperate for more trek imoI already said I was watching ENT, my desperation levels should be astonishing.
>>223039154>>223039138VOY has episodes that are better than TNG's best two parters. You absolutely shouldn't skip ALL of Voyager..... but its fine to skip like... most of it.
>>223039168People keep bringing up skipping. I'm not skipping anything between The Cage and the ENT series finale.
>>223039181thats fine and good, i've watched through all the series multiple times without skipping. youll understand why people mention it eventually.
>>223039191I'm sure I will come to understand, but I have more likelihood to skip episodes I've already seen a dozen times (like Darmok) than I am to skip something I've never seen. This is the whole point of the marathon, to say I've seen them all at least once.
>>223039181get used to it when entering this thread. There's a certain subset of autists who NEED to tell you what to skip or hate with a passion. The same people will argue their personal canon list of acceptable series and episodes too. Best to ignore, easily filtered too with /skip/i for those days you don't want to even see the retards
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>>223039384"Why do you keep leaving me out?"
>>223029192Also, the ending is lame because they just give up on solving it because it was literally supernatural ghosts apparently.
>>223033939Is this a scene from one of those infamous SEXUAL holosuits I've heard so much about?
>>223039458tom and harry both already have dicks
>>223038934>>223038978What's insane is that during those years where they overlapped there was like 50 new Trek episodes in one year, IN ONE YEAR!! 50!!!
>>22303955490s and 2000s was crazy for sci-fi tvYou had TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Babylon 5, Andromeda, Stargate, Firefly, Farscape, Roswell, X-Files, and Battlestar Galactica all airing eps in like a decade period. It really was a golden age and I tried to watch them all whenever they were on, but only got Tivo in 2001 when it became much easier. But once social media and streaming took out the whole thing died out fast and TV became a wasteland as everyone pursued “prestige TV” high budget super dark dramas and maximum normie appeal And btw the only one that sucked was andromeda
Can't believe how reviewers (even those that hate on SNW) are praising the emotional ending to that soap opera episode. As if they actually got deeply invested and cared so much about Pike's 10min Inner Light story last season with some woman who no one cared about that kept hanging around on the ship for some reason and in which his daughter appeared for like 5min. Wow, so effective that was at making me care to now cry when Pike cries. Ugh, oh please, give me break!
>>223033939>>223034059Dammit i love Enterprise. TOS, TNG and Enterprise are my favorite treck!
>>223039613I'm slowly getting through all those but none come even close to 90s Trek, most are majority boring with a few excellent episodes or just too action or long term story focused otherwise. Stargate probably my favourite so far as it has quite a good number of TNG type dilemma episodes and it has that Trek episodic planet visiting feel. Haven't checked Andromeda and Farscape yet and never heard of Roswell.
>>223033939I don't recall the specifics, but I remember there being something about Andorians being incompatible with humans, some reason they can't crossbreed or even stand to be around each other romantically. Wish I could recall it but my mind is pudding.
>>223039717it's a well written and played scene, Anson Mount does good work with what he's given. but who gives a fuck about "reviewers" and their opinion. get a grip.
parody cannot be canon
>>223040565Star Trek Loveboat isn't canon?!?
>>223040565So Enterprise is not canon? Phew, thank god.
>>223040597ENT isn't anything like parody it's just a weird stylistic change like TAS (canon)
>>223040628>ENT isn't anything like parodyThen why did it made me laugh every episode?
>>223040667probably because it is over the top corny sincerity without any of the competence to really back it up. it takes some faith of the heart to not be amused by their failure and instead be inspired by the attempt.
>>223040729elaborate
>>223040757i do not think i can satisfactorily explain sincerity
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>>223040808I can, but first you need to know how to play tennis and you need to know the fact that lobsters do feel pain when you boil them. Only then can we kill irony.
>>223040808y tho?
>>223038934The correct way is to watch every episode in airing order, interspersed with the appropriate Lower Decks episodes.
Is it ethical to eat a replicated lobster?
>>223040871I was just thinking about him yesterday, and how 'A Supposedly Fun Thing i'll Never Do Again" is really what going on a cruise is like
I eat my lobster on the Holodeck. Alive, armed with a butter knife and begging for it's life with the voice of my father. Safeties off
The Ten Forward on our ship is just a Red Lobster and we have one replicator just for endless shrimp and another just for the cheddar bay biscuits.
Is it ethical to create a holoprogram of your father and beat the shit out of it at anbo-jitsu?
>mfw it's my turn at the shrimplicator
>>223040975i die on day 1 of popcorn shrimplicator
would you rather be boiled alive or ripped apart and eaten alive by a seal?
>>223040965When in doubt, ask yourself this question: What would Dr. Lewis Zimmerman do?>>223040956It may not be the fanciest ship in the fleet but it receives the most transfer requests
A private equity company from Ferenginar bought and owns all our replicators. ;___;
>>223041012Come to Quark'sQuark's is funDon't walkRun!
>>223041020why is worf such a sperg?
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>>223041039Imposter syndrome, he knows he's not a real Klingon
>>223040956Now this is a utopian idea I can get behind
>>223041097makes sense. Quark is the ideal Ferengi, as proven again by him figuring out how to hack into the replicator databank and inserting code for advertising. Worf knows he will never be 10% the Klingon as Quark is Ferengi.
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>>223041257Total midge death
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>>223041951Did they build him a tiny version of Spock's casket?
>>223034845You're right, I was conflating his story with hercules
>>223041951The real story is he didn't an hero, in the original confrontation scene Data disables Fajo's shield and physically grabs him. Unfortunately the red mist descended and Brent stomped him to death before the director yells cut.
What killed /trek/? Did the endless shrimp bankrupt us?
>my gf left me because my dick is too big
I have worked for 93 minutes in preparation for this shitpost, it is VITAL that no detail be overlooked
>>223042729People not embracing NuTrek.
>>223043117More like Kurtzman not embracing Star Trek
>>223040295No. They don't get to have 40 minutes of tongue-in-cheek soap-opera parody and then 10 minutes of it being serious for some emotional payoff. Anything with Pike was destroyed the moment he broke the 4th wall.
>>223043221Ok so this also applies to Q-Pid
Dan Harmon and Joss Whedon ruined TV forever. It's not their fault they think less talented people can copy them.
>>223043360Community and Buffy were good. Kripke is also good. Skill issue if you can't enjoy it. Get fucked.
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>>223042882why would slone do this
>>223036591The cockeyed top makes this look retarded but it's not like it matters... because...
>>223043434>KripkeI had to Google who this is.
>>223043977get with the times unc
>>223038589>TOS is too dated for meSo you didn't even watch it? Your loss.
These things look claustrophobic as hell
Why did the production staff become so rapidly infatuated with this guy right at the end of DS9, his constant appearances feel so forced into the show
>>223044109He was a good character.
Star Trek Day events have started. At King's Cross, there was a conga line of waiting passangers doing the Chu Chu Dance and the "Lower Decks!" chant.
>>223044143I hope the muzzers bomb that shit.
>>223044126Was he though
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>>223044024>Only black guy in the movie>Kills himself, so white guy can look more heroic
>>223044143>Samsung KXI live in London and I have no idea what that is
The rain showed up Sunday. Looks like clear skies for Tuesday.
>>223044247start trek IV at AMC will draw better
