People hate on Daemon for raping kids in brothels but honestly i understand him, the whores on king's landing probably have hundreds of different types of stds, wanting a virgin lover is more than rational on this scenarioPrevious>>223028560
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>223054237based Dornish superiorityTargs always lost
Dudes first girlfriend was a literal whore from lys
witchy woman found herself a real man, you ask me…
Drunk and Leg
“Daemon! Rhaenyra!” Viserys greeted warmly as the three of them hurried to their feet.“Good morrow, Father,” Rhaenyra said, moving forward to kiss him.“Come to join us, brother?” Daemon asked. “The kitchens have sent us a feast for our breakfast.”“Yes, well, I—” Viserys stopped abruptly. “And who is this?”Daemon looked over to Aegon. The boy had stepped back from the table quickly when Viserys walked in, and kept his head bowed. Had he not looked so Targaryen, Viserys may not have even noticed him, so used to servants they were at the Red Keep. But Aegon’s hair shone as bright as any of Valyrian blood, and though Daemon had found him a set of new clothes, these clothes were also the colors of their house. The boy looked like what he was born—a Targaryen prince.“Brother, I had thought to request an audience formally for this, but…” Daemon glanced at Rhaenyra, who gave an almost imperceptible nod of her head. “Viserys, this boy is my son.”“Your… Your son?” Viserys took a step forward, toward the boy, then snapped his head back toward Daemon, eyes narrowed. “Is this another of your tricks?”“No,” Daemon said, “no trick. He is my son. My natural son, born on Dragonstone.”Part of that, at least, was true.“Your son,” Viserys said, his tone half full of wonder. “Well, boy, head up, let me see you.”Aegon lifted his head and faced the king. “Your Grace,” he said, dropping his eyes quickly.“He is your image, Daemon,” Viserys breathed. “What is your name, boy?”Daemon knew what was coming before the boy opened his mouth. “My mother named me Aegon, your Grace. They call me Egg.”
HEAR ME ROAR
Honor. Duty. Loyalty. The Lannister way
>>223054495Imagine if kevan had been the leader of the lannister family instead of tywin, VGH...
>>223054495>We got robbed of seeing Tyland hitch a ride on Sunfyrefuck you condom and hiss
>>223054495THE BEST HAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMShttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788827150026529.mp4
>>223053856Didn’t Ser Barristan kill Maelys fair and square in a 1v1?
>>223054767Nope, he was actually beating baristan but then he saw a vision that distracted him
why didn't Egg 3 just give Unwin the grandkids he wanted
Why do girls like Aegon II so much?
>>223054870The good ending.
>>223054922>aerion in the corner
>>223054856Was that just Blood Raven sending him a magical shitpost?
>>223054856Rhaegar’s the most overrated fighter in all of asoiaf. Even more overrated than Daemon. The closest thing Rhaegar has to a feat is winning a rigged tourney that his own Kingsguard let him win.
Gwayne!
>>223055186Best character in HOTD
>>223054538
>>223054922essentially boils down to>i can fix him
Update: all of that remains of the Wildlings is Thenn Valley itself. Once I take Thenn Valley, I will hire as many giants as needed with the warchest I have gathered to try and destroy the Night King. Which may still not be possible because the fucker has 1300 men puttering around in a little circle around Antler Village in the Haunted Forest.They're also a minor faction so even when I defeat them I'm not able to capture and execute them so it would be kind of pointless. Either way, afterwards we plan on leading our party south and with our newly bloated treasury probably trying to recruit all the best companions in the mod. The good ones are all monstrously expensive for what they are, mostly because of the gear they come with and how expensive good armor is.
>>223054922What the hell is wrong with wom->surprise ChadflameMuh qveen.
I plan on eventually replacing Wun Wun's rags (ridiculously op as they are) with some golden Free City armor.
>>223054922But no one has any love for poor Sam Tarly, kind and loyal and intelligent…
>>223054922She doesn't really like him, she just wants to fuck the actor.
>>223055633The fast pink mast is too intimidating
>>223054198>Daemon for raping kids?
>>223054922he rapes
>>223055536Damn, where did Wun Wun rack up this huge debt?
>>223055433Kevan was the better man and the better ruler, that's why Varys killed himwhile having allowed Tywin to commit a continental fuck up.
>>223054538I think part of the reason that Kevan is a lot more moderate than Tywin is because, as the second in command, he was insulated from some of the pressure Tywin has always been under, and more to the point, far less personal tragedy befell him. Kevan's only caught up in that department since the war of five kings popped off. The Lannisters needed a Tywin to undo Tytos's weakness. Their perfect timeline might have Tywin pass away from natural causes soon after Robert's Rebellion concludes. Tyrion would still be too young to rule (assuming a deathbed Tywin wouldn't just disinherit him out of spite), so Kevan would serve as Regent and hopefully smooth things over. Of course that cockless rat fuck Varys would still probably end up shooting him for being too competent.
>>223056089Kevan’s underrated. I hate how the show made every Lannister besides Tywin and his children completely irrelevant and hated to the point where Jaime pointlessly killed his cousin while captured by Robb.
>>223055811He tried to play the Braavosi stock market.Many such cases.
....semoc eH
>>223056711>He tried to play the Braavosi stock market.
>2 years till i get to see her for the last time......
>>223056985Cutecent
>>223056985good riddance
>>223057034>trying to disparage Alicent while using a picture of someone who wants to fuck her.
>>223055536geimu?
>>223057068she poisoned him just like she poisoned ser criston's heartshe's a treacherous heathen wench
>>223057182Realm of Thrones mod for Mount and Blade: Bannerlord
>>223055186enjoyed this character much more than I expected to when I first saw him, best arc so far.
>>223054198egg is icsh
>>223056660>where Jaime pointlessly killed his cousin while captured by Robb.This bugged the shit out of me too and was the canary in the coalmine that even before the show fell off, the showrunners didn't get Jaime's character. So many of the kino parts of the Lannister plotline involve the minor members (not to mention it's just nice to have at least one great house with a reasonable number of members). Genna's interaction with Jaime in the Riverlands is one of my favorite moments.
>>223057068Aemond has a new mommy now.
Why do retards think that Tywin was a good leader instead of a blind fool who doomed the legacy he pretended to care so much about?>Lose beloved wife>Blame Tyrion and punish him endlessly instead of just remarrying and producing more heirs>Won't even check if the rumors are true, marries daughter to a fat and a fag, tries to kill one son and lets the other swear to father no children>runs out of gold and doesn't think it's a problem
>>223054922girls pleasure themselves to this scene I read on Instagram
>>223058595One and a half of those plot points are show only to be fair. Remarrying Cersei to Garland Tyrell (there's like two more Tyrell kids in the books) was a smart play, as was marrying her to Robert (who wasn't a fat at the time). As of the books, there's no indication Casterly Rock is out of gold. Tywin's complicated. He's an excellent administrator and his brand of terror-ruling was necessary to make up for the disaster his father had gotten the family into. He isn't the perfect robot that his glazers make him out to be, in fact all of Tywin's shortcomings as a leader are the result of his emotions getting the better of him. Joanna balanced him out very well and when she died that's when the real problems began for the Lannisters. He genuinely loved his wife, which is why he never remarried. Yes it's extremely hypocritical for a man who uses his children as marriage pawns, that's the point. He hates Tyrion irrationally for three key reasons>"Killed" his mother when he was born.>Deformed, something that draws ridicule to the family.>Tyrion is the most like Tywin of all of his children, while also containing some of Tytos's traits that Tywin despised. Essentially, you have a man that's very good at ruling who nevertheless orchestrates the downfall of his family due to his immense hubris and insecurity. You know, kino stuff.
Day 8 of trying to change my life to get a Emma Darcy type They/Them GFThe /tv/ mods banned me for 3 days for my last post and then I was hanging out with family over labor day weekend so haven't posted in a whileThe weekend wasn't great, up north with the family and of course being my parents they overfeed me and we ate out a lot, wasn't terrible. Didn't have any soda up north besides one Diet Arizona Arnold Palmer on the drive up, did some moderate walking of Lake Superior with them, so that's some progress. I weighed myself while up there on their scale, 235lbs which is pretty bad, I thought I was down to 220s, but I guess it just means more progress I gotta work on. With the regular work week back I can restart my routine, just got back from the gym and did 1hr on the treadmill and did a 5k, not very fast, but it's progress. Did dumbbells and some machines, I never know if I'm doing them right and just do 3 sets of 8-10 depending on how I'm feelingOtherwise things seem to be ok mental wise, I just gotta stay the course. the road to healing is a difficult and long, I'll make it someday. I've made it this far, and it's just a bit farther now, to that they/them GF
>>223058985WAGMI
>>223058955Ah thanks, didn't know about the non-fat and gold. I just thought it's because of how good the acting is that viewers don't realize how badly he messed up.
>>223058985You need to change your personality and interest to attract arthoes with d'arcoid-type physiognomies.I recommend taking up modern literature, painting, and listening to things of this nature for 24 hours a day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e97IqzMtkyghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_9WjFiYwYE
>>223058985Unsubscribe.
So who will they cast for Daemon Blackfyre, Aegor and Bloodraven?
>>223057542Is it actually properly done or is it some ramshackle stuff still in development?
>>223059260you just know Daemon will be the most flamboyant flaming faggot ever that would put show-Renly to shame so I bet the actor is gonna be british
>>223059327Bannerlord itself is a ramshackle sandbox that feels like it’s missing something, and none of the mods that I’ve played have changed that.For me the game always comes down to>recruit campaign-appropriate companions>have fitting aesthetic powerful armor for everyone>carve out a small aesthetic realm somewhere after finishing main quests (if they exist)But if you’re satisfied with the sandbox that is Bannerlord then this should be playable for you. They just added elephants and mammoths too.
>>223058955>He genuinely loved his wifeAnd whores. That’s probably why Joanna fucked Aerys and had Tyrion.
Olivia has a GREATASS
Daemon's little slutty Targaryen daughter is sucking Hightower cock
I need to have sex with Daeron
>>223059853Holy shit it IS Olive.Damn and i thought i couldn't like her more than i already do.
>>223059327NTA but it's buggy and unpolished and comes with all the jank that vanilla bannerlord comes with, but it's probably the best non-CK2 GOT mod/game out there and it's fun
>>223059581I played it when it first came out, conquers Calradia, reunited the empire, and boinked the empress’s daughter. I more want to know how the ASOIAF elements are? Is that well fleshed out or is it just all the major houses plus Nights Watch and whatever is going on in Essos.
>>223054198>raping kidsThat was Ser Geoffrey Stepstone.
>>223060642it's got functional* dragons and compatibility with the rape mods if that's what you're asking
>>223056711What about the Braavosi cock market?
I'm almost certain that GRRM's politics are radically different than they were in 2011, most people have become more politically active through the Trump era. Especially old people who were fixed about their ways for decades prior.I wonder how much this and new biases acquired from the shows and their reception would impact his writing.For one, I do think he would start describing a bunch of characters as being black of skin in westeros
>>223057906luke is icsh
>>223060803rent free
>>223060968>In a 2017 interview with Esquire, Martin remarked, "I think Joffrey is now the king in America."the juices are not flowing
>>223061031so you're doubling down?you shouldn't have an obsession for another person like this. seek psychiatric help
>>223060803Didn’t he say that he considered making Valyrians dark skinned? I forgot the context though.
>>223061083You seem to suffer from acute mental retardation and should see to it that you receive assistance on that front rather than running around spouting unbelievable amounts of shit upon encountering things you quite frankly aren't intellectually equipped to deal with. That is to say that this, like most things, is very much beyond you ken.
>>223061083I'm talking about GRRM's politics. I don't know if you're allergic to the mention of Trump or something, but he has obviously been a divisive figure that has defined the past decade at least. There is a societal obsession with him and GRRM has sunk into that, regularly weighing into politics and making his opinions clear.Given that his books explore political themes and social commentary, it's somewhat relevant if the author has a kind of awakening you retard.
>>223054495Almost too based for his own good
>>223059327check out awoiaf mod for mount and blade warband
>>223060661>Daddy, nunc- I mean Ser Joffrey of Stepstones touched me in my nono place
>>223056715!on ,on ,oN
>Highgarden, Oldtown and ArborLiterally too OP a region. Most men. Most food. Most navy. Most culture. Most everything lmao
>>223063096>giant hedge maze all across the circumference of the city Is this dumber than a moat?
>wife wants to dress up for halloween>asks me for my suggestion>Sansa Stark, you will look beautiful.>"fuck you"That is the idea
nuncle...
>>223060925I want to molest him so badly brehs
>>223063096>George has to contrive a reason for the Reach to sit out every major conflict because he made them so overpoweredabsolute fucking hack
>>223060642If you’re asking about factions, it’s got the Wildlings, the Night’s Watch, Skagos, the North, the Westerlands, the Reach, the Vale, the Iron Islands, the Stormlands, Dragonstone, and Dorne in Westeros. Lannister-Baratheon owns the Westerlands and Robb owns the Riverlands. Ned is executed shortly after game start which I don’t think can be interfered with. Stannis Shadow Babies Renly and the player gets a quest to try to stop it. If you don’t, Renly dies and Dragonstone subsumes the Stormlands. Same for the Red Wedding, if you don’t stop it then Robb dies and I think their faction gets split between the Riverlands and the North under the Boltons. I think the Vale has a chance of joining Robb’s side in the war but they stay their own faction.And then in Essos you’ve got all 9 Free Cities as their own factions, plus Yi’Ti exiles in Ifequevron, the Dothraki, Qarth, Sarnor, and then the weakest part of the mod which is Dany in Meereen fighting Aegon in Northern Valyria.Qarth is the newest addition, and Ibben is probably coming next. There are Skagosi Unicorns, Zorses, Wight Horses, Sarnori chariots, mammoths, elephants, and dragons as mounts.You can also play as a Giant, Wight, or a White Walker.
>>223063631You disgusting faggot. I want to watch him fuck his mommy
>>223063854that's also a really hot idea
>>223061115They twisted it to make it sound like he was talking about blacks when he was clearly talking about Drow/Dark Elves.
>>223063631shalom
>>223063631>(((Targs)))
I still think about Fake Daeron
>>223063639I could swear I saw the Reach involved in a major conflict this last season of HotD.
>>223065009Just the Hightowers. Highgarden doesn’t get involved and several other houses side with the blacks.
>>223064859They could have at least mentioned what happened to him. Did he get sent to the wall? They could have had him in the background being a serving boy through the rest of the season, too, with his hair slowly growing back to normal color.
>>223054495Pretty cool how he was just in the background for awhile as yet another opportunistic council member and slowly became one of the best characters
>>223058985>the road to healing is a difficult and long, I'll make it someday. I've made it this far, and it's just a bit farther now,Volition is on your side, and so am I. Godspeed anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSAbyGlij0
>>223054402A true Lannister patriot would never have a picture of an Ir*nborn on their wall.
>The physics stay the same.>No.
>>223058985aww sweet, some schizo deterioration
>>223063639Sitting out of major conflicts is part of their wisdom. The reason the mudlords are relatively weak despite also having very rich and fertile lands is that they're so eager to be butchered every twenty years.
>>223066188They’re in between everyone, they’ve been conquered and partitioned by the other Kingdoms numerous times
>>223058985
>>223066446That's part of it, but they also willingly join major wars and are querulous retards who start new conflicts and fight private wars between themselves to pass the time.>Dance of Dragons: joined willingly>Robert's Rebellion: joined willingly>War of the Five Kings: basically started by Tully idiocy >Blackfyre rebellions: largely spurred on by the two infamous mudland bastards
Honestly having someone nicknamed Kingslayer defeating the Night King would've been ludokino of absolutely insane proportions.
>>223067118Also somewhat, other details aside, going from pushing Bran to defending him is a nice touch.
>>223054198should I watch this? I dislike the targs but I like Paddy Considine
played ck2 game of thrones>killed Aegon in the field>raped Rhaenys>put Visenya in the dungeons for 20 years10/10 gaming experience
>>223065053What the tyrells were doing back then? They just chilling out? While their vassals brought a civil war?
>>223067787I think there was some sort of dynastic problem where the King was too young to really rule at all. Local vassals could pick and choose sides or none at all as they wished.
>>223060925season 1 bran is icsh
>>223067215His character carries S1 on his back. There isn't much else good about the show.
>>223063096>combining anglo-normanic keeps with Neuschwanstein towers
>>223067987>“OoOoouUu he’s a weak conflicted cuck, so compelling” Fuck viserys, boring and irritating character I was glad when he finally died he was so fucking annoying
>>223068048Hightowers are romano-briton like King Arthur
>>223062671baby monke
>>223067118Even better idea: Jamie kills the Night King, controlled by Bran, with Jamie in the past thinking he's killing Aerys. He's the Kingslayer in the same way Hodor is Hodor.
>>223067787The lord was an infant. And his mother regent was cautiously neutral although secretly seething at Aegon.
>>223067118I literally just saw this on my twitter feed wtf
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Swordbearer
The best HousesHightowers, Lannisters, Tyrells
Shieldlacker
>>223067343>GRRM has an obsession with the Targaryens.>The more he writes about them, the more in the right those that want to exterminate come off as.
>>223070393if all dragons were like Caraxes they wouldn't be a problem at all. props to that long necked goofball for knowing when to squeak, and when to be silent, when to attack and when not.and give thanks for killing that NIGGER faghar
>>223060803>Impact his writing
I want to wake up in Lys as a young Westerosi lord of a rich house like Hightower or Lannister or Tyrell
Blacks or Greens?
>>223071192They look like essosi shitskins to me.
>>223071261>essosiWay too broad a label. You have everything from Lys albinos to Dothraki browns
Convince me that Season 4 is not going to be a shit fest and a misery porn where everything nice and interesting is destroyed and every cool character is sidelined or killed.
>>223071192That's a braavosi jew on the left and a dothraki subhuman on the right.
>>223071192Salt Dornish vs Sand Dornish
>>223071320Is Haaland a Stone Dornish?
>>223071340Yes, he’s a Yronwood.
>>223067118Azor Jaime is the best off-meta Azor Ahai pick, absolutely.
>>223071390>>223071340He's pure Valyrian ubermensch actually
>>223071470Haaland proves how fucking ugly these Valyrians would be irl if you didn't know they're magical
>>223071488Did a Black or Green write this?
>>223071550a brown
>>223071566I'm about to take a brown right now
>>223071576A bowl of it?
Would anyone here really pick to be like a Stark or Blackwood over Lannister or Hightower?
>>223071653A bunch of it
Haaland does genuinely look like be belongs to some long-lost Atlantean Numenorean Valyrian race.
>>223071933He looks like Daemon's downie bastard son
>>223070562>waaahh, why can’t I marry my half-sisterhe cries, as he dicks his Tyroshi wife for the tenth time that afternoon.
>>223071970A TRUE TARGARYEN HAS SISTER-WIVES.
>>223071692Id be like chett from hags mire
>>223071970>>223072002This is true. But Rohanne sorta exposed how bad bad inbreeding is. Daemon marries someone with actual diversity and immediately has infinite kids. If you wish to keep the Valyrian blood, you can pick Lys wives. Basically. Sibling marriage is based. But you have to add sprinkles of other stuff. If you stray one generation. It should be a Lys woman or Volantis though.
>>223072165>how bad bad inbreeding isGet the fuck off my board
>>223072180Targaryens and early death for their fucked up Babies prove my point
All good things must be enjoyed in moderation, such as incest. All good noble houses know this.
>>223072334How do you moderately fuck your sister
>>223072375Gotta take time off when shes on the rag
>>223054237i like dorne
>>223072165Daemon had strong sperm. Weak sperm descendant of Daeron falseborn Waters Valarr “Targaryen” had a Tyroshi wife and failed to produce any heirs.
>>223073001how many kids did daemon have?
>>223072973Lel
>>223073167At least 8 that we know of.
>>223073259How many do we not know of?
>>223065059He is Daemon's serving >boy if you know what I mean.
>>223073167Seven sons and at least 2 daughters.
>>223065059The moment he's offscreen he's getting mutilated and castrated if not outright killed.
>>223073718He is the same age Rhaenyra was when nuncle fucked her. Daemon will protect him as long as he doesn't try to escape the bedroom or until he starts growing a beard.
>>223073810Daemon will give him to Mushroom like he gave Rhaenyra. He prefers to watch the dwarf do his dirty business.
>>223073863I thought he was the one to suck Mushroom off to show Rhaenyra how it is done.
>>223073882>the prince went on to show his niece how best to touch a man to bring him pleasure, an exercise that sometimes involved Mushroom himself and his alleged enormous member. You may be right, the text allows for this interpretation. It's a pity Tyrion wasn't born earlier, he and Daemon would have been very good friends.
>>223067343I did something much more devious than that.>play as torrhen “the king who kneeled”>marry my heir to the storm lady and other kids to various high ranking figures to secure allies>aegon shows up>build up troops>just as he takes the riverlands, torrhen kicks it>bad? >no, his heir brandon is an absolute chad>declare war with my own claim to westeros and call allies>defeat him in battle>he runs off like a bitch but war is still going>sail to dragon stone while little bro jorah handles the riverlands>take it and sail for blackwater bay >take it>slowly work my way north while bro goes south>dragons can’t do shit>eventually get visenya and rhaenys to defect>visenya becomes bros lover>eventually capture aegon>took his crown >took blackfyre>took his head myself with ice>rhaenys take over after he dies but makepeace>marry her off to bro after assassinating orys who rushed to marry her>war is over >proceed to peacefully annex every kingdom (including dorne) >rule peacefully participating and tournaments, holding feasts/fairs, and going on tours>even create my own law code to become a paragon of virtue and forge new bloodline>become known as bran the benevolent>die after 25 year reign
>>223073882Actually rhaenyra made daemon suck mushroom to prep the bull for sex, daemon was her fluffer
>>223074111I started as Edmure in the Crows date and used console commands to imprison Tommen to end the war. I hoped to call a grand council but Stannis and Dany refused to come. Instead they both declared war on me, Aegon soon joined invaded as well, and the Tyrells and Lannisters declared independence wars on top of it. Cheaters never prosper.
>>223074247That’s rough buddy
>For my wife's midget bull!
>>223065059He's going to be Aegon the younger's whipping boy
>>223074414He will take the Trystane Trufyre part and get beheaded
is the anon that made these still around?
>>223057906>>223060925>>223067949>icshexplain the meaning of this pedophile lingo
Have they ever explored each other's bodies?
explain this, average /got/ poster
>>223065059Or they could develop the actual main characters so people care about them instead of just cheering for everyone to die. Sort of like they accidentally allowed Tom Glynn-Carney to do with Aegon while wondering why fans have started to like his character. These lesbian HOTD producers are actually this retarded.
>>223075052it's contextual
i did warn you not to trust me
why don't normies talk about Game of Thrones anymore?
>>223075557SEX SCARY
>>223075052Cole was a whiny bitch. EXPLAINED
>>223075557Nothing to talk about
>>223075739Why did foids and simps freak out about the Sansa "rape" scene? Quotes because there is no such thing as raping your lawfully wedded wife in this society. I thought it was some classic over the top Ramsay comic relief.
>>223057258what seriously? is he dead?
>>223075557Cause even the kind of deluded retards who thought post S3 GoT was any good finally woke up during S8.
>>223075851Beheaded
>>223075481Ned looks like an ogre and Littlefinger looks like chud but with squinty azn eyes.
>>223075857no I mean Aemond. poisoned by Alicent? surely this is like a finale thing and he's going to survive thanks to Alys
>>223075869>Winter is Coming>Billions must die!
>>223075887Yes, she had a post partum psychosis moment but he survived because of Alys.
>>223071692There's plenty of retarded blacktroons here so yeah
>Lord Damon participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC, beginning the tourney as a challenger. In his first tilt, he challenged Lord Leo Longthorn. He yielded after Leo ripped his helm off with a well placed lance.>Lord Damon died of the Great Spring Sickness in 210 AC and his eldest son Tybolt succeeded him as Lord of Casterly Rock.>Ser Tybolt participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC, beginning the tourney as a challenger. In his first tilt he chose to challenge Ser Androw Ashford and defeated him after six broken lances, taking his place as a champion. In one of his later tilts, Ser Tybolt was unhorsed by Ser Jon Penrose and broke his sword in his fall, but fought back with shield alone to win the bout and remain a champion.>Tybolt become Lord of Casterly Rock upon the death of his father, Lord Damon Lannister, during the Great Spring Sickness in 210 AC.[4][8] His brother Gerold served as his advisor.[7]>In 211 AC, Lord Dagon Greyjoy threatened the westerlands, carrying off half the wealth of Fair Isle.[7] In response, Tybolt began building a fleet to strike back at the Greyjoys at sea and by assaulting the Iron Islands, for King Aerys I Targaryen was not lending the Iron Throne's aid.[8]>Despite being a young and healthy man, he died under suspicious circumstances in 212 AC. Tybolt was briefly succeeded by his three-year-old daughter, Cerelle Lannister, with Tybolt's younger brother Gerold as her regent. However, she passed away less than a year later, leading many to suspect Gerold of having a hand in their deaths, as he succeeded Cerelle as Lord of Casterly Rock.I bet Dunk and Egg were supposed to go the Westerlands right after the third book and meet Tybolt and probably get hired to fight some ironmen. Bloodraven does tell them that Tybolt is building ships.
>>223076728
>>223072973Dorne's got a lot of fun stuff going on but it's clear that Gurm didn't think them through that much compared to other regions, plus his famous plot armor he gives to anyone he wants to win a war.
>>223075052Tyland's bravery is rewarded when the Stranger themself returns Sunfyre to life to burn the enemies of the one true king, Cole gets shot in the face by the reddit duo. It isn't helped that HotD absolutely ruined Cole.
>>223076728>>223076855>Targs just let the Greyjoys raid two of the seven kingdoms, when the realm is at peace at that. Inept rulers holy shit. Though seeing the Lannisters and Starks on the same side of a conflict is always kino.
emma is....
>>223077439in possession of nice buttocks
My king bore the sword
poppa bear?
>>223077766It's pretty crazy how the wrong side won every westerosi civil war until Robert's Rebellion.
>>223067343
>>223078698I once had a game where Ramsay was the one to defeat the Night King. It's probably common because they're close to each other on the map but was still funny to see done by the AI.
>>223077766Your king smiled when his daddy shuffled in like a zombie to reaffirm his status as a failure and nobody of a son
>>223079080….huh?
I can't remembers the characters' names on these shows. Am I retarded? This is not a joke.
>>223079433No. I'm not retarded and I forget names all the time.
>>223079433Same, I didn’t have this problem for GoT though so I think it’s just the lack of good characters
>>223079433Not your fault. Targ names consists of the same four sounds rearranged.
>>223079433Most people watching are like you
>>223079442>>223079465>>223079496Glad to hear it. I wouldn't say they're bad characters but >>223079445is true for me as well so I thought maybe my alcoholism had caught up to me. Or retardation.
>>223077439A boring charisma vacuum man faced scullion
>>223075052Tyland is making a last stand for the sake of his king, loyalty to another. Cole is making a last stand for the sake of his own reputation, loyalty to himself.Selflessness is rewarded.
A Lannister always pays his debts
>>223079925Lanista detected
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dany and Rhaenyra lost while chud autist rape enjoyers won
>>223081131How is Jon a rapist enjoyer
>>223081143>jon>winning Didn’t kill the night king + got exiled + died of depression without an heir
>>223081179So you're saying Arya and Bran and Sansa are based chud rapist enjoyers
>>223081242Yes? Sansa enjoyed the rape because it made her a stronger person. Bran thought the rape was beautiful. Arya raped gendry
POPPA BEAR!
>>223077439>>223066959
stop looking at me like that
>>223074923No, that would be gay
>>223077309You have no idea how unstable Medieval kingdoms were, not even in Europe, but all over. They were constantly in some crisis, war, uprising, plague etc.It's why it was such a shock that places like the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth enjoyed peace, outside of border wars, for 200+ years, with no uprisings or civil wars.
>>223079433This show is made for you.
>>223082556The problem is that instability here is very localized in one economically and socially and politically irrelevant region in the Iron Islands. No one would miss them
>>223082187i want emma to look at me like that
Where's the blog post of the self improover?
>>223082556you have no idea as well
>>223067118
>>223067118absolute kinography, I can't believe these talentless hacks dropped the ball so hard. Fox 1 away
>>223055536Ah yes. At the end of my playthrough, I was basically sporting an entire army composed of white walkers on wight horses and found out that the breeder perk can duplicate dragons. I wanted to marry Sansa but she died in a random battle. Now my waifu Margery and my 2 sons ride into battle on their own dragons.Fun mod. Overall functional, as far as this game goes.
>>223063112It's a castle you retard
>>223054922>women are supposed to like rhaenyra >they like Aegon insteadlel
>>223083343that's a cat though
>>223084142missiles are called foxes
>it's another Targ melty episode
Protect traditional Westerosi marriage
>>223083692Only troons and blue hairs like rhaenyra.
>>223086742you just know
>>223086742Book accurate Helaena
Daemon would be a good Kain should they ever decide to make a lok adaptation
>>223071307I just hope it fulfils the character arcs. They planned on 4 seasons in total, and had a meeting in 2023 planning s3 and s4, so I hope they will try to - in contrast to GoT - wrap it up in a good way. And that character building like for Gwayne and Daeron in s3 was not in vain.
Tully Wenches
Tully maids
Tully whores
Romantic baby making sex with random Lyseni Courtesans
>>223077439arrogant, unsympathetic, stupid
>>223088003No more Lyseni whores for you Aerion
>>223088143Aye, no more whores. Just one wife.
Where DO whores go?
>>223089556When though?
>>223077439Is a man.
>>223089556They marry Fossoways, look there Tyrion.
>>223067118There are so many fucking amazing Azor Ahai candidates in this story and they picked a little rat girl to subvert expectations.The drop in quality I get and could even forgive if they went out on a high note but they just have no idea how to make entertainment.
>>223089748Azor ahai was danyThe false messiah, the Antichrist, the person who is expected to save the world but who actually burns it (his sword is lamed light-bringer fucks sake, what did you think, George was subverting expectations by making Satan the hero? Even he’s not that faggy)The original azor ahai didn’t save the world with dragons and Valyrian steel, he was just a warlord magic user rape conqueror The original last hero was just some random too
Highgarden
This Bloodraven character seems pretty amazing. George should write more stories centred around him.
>>223077309And who advised the king to ignore ironborn raids?
>>223090642>House Merryweather suddenly has a horn-of-plenty on their sigilthat's odd, they didn't used to
>>223090872That's house Fruitoftheloom
>>223090872What sigil did they have in your dimension?
>>223090872>>223090924>>223090925QRD on the joke?
>>223090642I thought Merryweather had a cornucopia but no fruit.
>>223090764He's a fun guy, no one can deny that.
>>223091089I'm not joking, dimensional merges are a serious matter
>>223055026if anything, arthur dayne isoh wow, he beat a crazy guy in a swordfight
>>223091089>>223082653
>>223077309theres zero reason to allow the ironborn to existrobert fucking conquered them and then just let them keep living, it makes no sense
daeron is icsh
>>223091622Ironborn are the main character faction and they have plot armor
>>223090409>what did you think, George was subverting expectations by making Satan the hero?Lmao David lightbringer unironically thought this
>>223091645This. History will end as it began, with ironborn king cutting down the demon tree.
Why don't we get weird incest love stories anymore?
>>223091998Well, we have you
>>223091638Way too old. You should be ashamed to call yourself a pedophile.
>>223092031Agreed
>>223091768Based and trvthpilled
>>223058595>Blame Tyrion and punish him endlessly instead of just remarrying and producing more heirsHe thought Jaime would succeed him, one way or an other.
>>223083692lol not bad.
>>223091638fdaeron is iclh
>>223091638>ywn kneel before Daeron and tell him he will be a great kingWhy live?
>>223054922He is careless, he lives in the moment, he is not really brave, but no coward either. He does what he wants.
>>223054922same reason they like lokisame reason they cream their pants for ted bundythey're fucking mental
>>223092404>He does what he wants.What would his mommy have him do?
>>223092445She didn't have to be such a bitch
>>223092445She'd have him play with her bobs, eat her vagene, and then she'd kill him. She's a good mom though. Her only mistake was not killing them when they were small and easy to choke. All the foids in Westeros would cheer and blame post partum depression.
Does Fire&Blood even talk about Helaena and Aegon's wedding?
>>223091622At the very least, the Greyjoys should have been stripped of their titles and control of the isles should have been given to a less retarded house like the Harlaws. But you could also just kill their nobility completely and give the land to a bunch of highborn second sons and have them form their own houses.
>>223092788>She's a good mom though. Her only mistake was not killing them
>>223092887>alicunt when she remembers her children are still alive
Alicent the fat arsed bitch you wanna backshot into oblivion Rhaenyra the fat titted you want to give you paizuri and impregnate Daenerys the skinny brat sex goddess you wanna throw around in bed
>>223093099>Alicent the fat arsed bitch you wanna backshot into oblivionShe doesn't do that, she's a rough rider.
My favorite Targshit?Aemond the Strong raper.My favorite Lannister? Tywin the Dornishment raper.My favorite Stark? Brandon Stark "the raped" by Aerys.My favorite Martell? Elia the raped.My favorite Tully? Edmure the bull.My favorite Baratheon? Lyonel.That's it, done. Don't care. Oh. My favorite Greyjoy is a dead one And ny favorite Arryn is Ronnel the raped by Visenya
>>223093441Shit. Forgot Tyrell. My favorite Tyrell is war crimial Lyonel.
>>223093441Sweet Robin and Ronnel Arryn are Chads
>OH N-
>>223093558that dude was even viler than walder frey
>>223094187>dudeShe's a girl.
>>223094214you think you're being funny, uh?
>>223094234Yes.
>>223093558If dunk's gf was cute /got/ would've be praising the flashback until now.
>>223076728George killing via the great cold sickness, King Daeron and all the major Lords who were present at the Ashford Tournament plus Baelor's sons as well was supposed to symbolize something or was it just convenient writing from the fatass to set up that new era?
>>223063558They WILL pull a sneaky one and make him the king of Westeros.He seemed like the ONLY sane Targ.
>>223094663>>223094663>>223094663
