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Previously on /trek/: The Schizo on the Edge of Forever

Tonight on /trek/: Prince Worf Finally Arrives on Earth! Can the Z-Fighters Stop Him?
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star trek sex with shran
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>>223051989
>>223051989
>>223051989
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Welcome to the sacred ritual of the Kometa fish. We come to the table as strangers, but upon leaving, may we find ourselves as friends, not foes.
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>>223066980
KINO!
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REAL Trekkies watch Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and Starfleet Academy.
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how are you feeling tonight, /trek/?
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>>223067032
stop lumping LD in with the rest of that garbage
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>>223067032
No true Trekman skips TAS
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>>223067035
The absolute psychopaths are out in force tonight.

When nutrek is being spammed, you can bet the thread is being trolled and it's pretty much not worth posting in at the moment
Find your Star Trek discussion elsewhere
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"i did it all for the nookie... the nookie... so you can take that cookie..."
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>>223067032
Yeppies! I'd hate to be a chud and miss out on so much awesomeness...
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it was
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How are all my Fucking Trek Bros and Compadres enjoying Season 4 of ST:SNW? Im Fucking LOVING it!
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>>223067035
I've rewatched Voyager too recently to do so again. Life is hell and the west has fallen.
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"Lower Decks! Lower Decks!"
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>>223067056
Tranny dykes was the final nail in the coffin.
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>>223067132
Oldschool trek fans on oldschool forums fukken lurv eet!
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>>223066902
I can’t believe they called me unfuckable after I told her about my sexual exploits right in front of them. I’m honestly gross. I lost track of my body count. And so I am an outlaw. Your schizo. Give me liberty or give me death anon
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>>223067202
All these guys are like 65 too. What causes this?
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>>223067132
I liked the black and white episode so much I forgot to make WebMs both times I watched it.
Dino episode was fun, still kinda miffed the Voth weren't even mentioned in passing.
Puppet episode was out there but well executed and I'm a sucker for creature shop puppetry.
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>>223067233
Those are bots.
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>>223067233
As their wife's got more woke, so did they. Otherwise divorce.
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>>223067323
Happy wife, happy life. Love, laugh, live.
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>>223067345
Bashir is a mad scientist and the most unethical of all Trek doctors. we've already established this
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>>223067323
doesn't get much more "woke" than Star Trek in mainstream television. Maybe you just didn't catch the message?
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>>223067323
Alternatively take her to church and don’t be a cuck. Bitches love church. It’s like a Star Trek convention
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>>223067112
It was.... what?
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>>223067411
un peligro de incendio
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>>223067383
Woke just means up to date on current events. The anti-meme definition being forced as an actual pill of extremism anyone should actually take is an unfortunate reality of people playing telephone and being retarded
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>>223067411
a sexual emergency
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>>223067445
That cake looks shellacked
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The fact is that post-2009 Star Trek is fucking terrible and you have to perform a lot of mental gymnastics to force yourself to like it.
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>>223067496
>Post-2009
Anon....
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>>223067496
>and you have to perform a lot of mental gymnastics to force yourself to like it.
Not true.
Some people are just REALLY fucking stupid which leads them to having really rough, unrefined tastes. A consequence of the Great Enshittification is that shitty becomes normalized to the younger generations. This, coinciding with a sharp and sudden decline in literacy rates, makes it quite possible for some of the people ITT to earnestly believe something like Starfleet Academy is good.
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>>223067202
>>223067496
>same people who FUCKING HATED Voyager and Enterprise and sent death threats to Rick Berman and Brannon Braga
>suddenly 25 years later they're on the moral high ground, NuTrek is AWESOME, and those dang old alt-right YouTubers need to be in jail!
I hate boomers so much
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>>223067452
I’m a man talking to a woman though. If anyone is gay it’s the people who have a problem with it
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Shoo shoo schizo, help us janny forge
Frame of Mind sounds like it could have been a quineaux MASH 'sode.
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>>223067411
a fire hazard
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rape afternoon
the three kingdoms 2025 animation I wanted to watch has no subtitles... vgh, also I was surprised how many animated movies are released every year no one talks about, same with scifi shit.
Anyway I ended downloading strange rape worlds, because it's faster than streaming.
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how many gays does it take to get to the center of a starship captian?
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>>223068265
this is actually the original picard maneuver.jpg pal
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>>223068265
Let's find out.
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It's mid
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>>223068510
peter david is not a great author
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>>223068538
I always thought he was overrated too
His style just doesn't suit Star Trek
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>>223068538
>>223068555
It's just weird sex scenes with Picard.
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Ferengi on the right feels familiar somehow...
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>>223068571
that's what passes for good with those guys
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How come all Vulcan females ended up with bowl cuts when we had stuff like this?
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Holy shit, Mentalist season 4 is full of washed up Star Trek stars. Peter Lauritson gave them a job again
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>>223068752
DS9 cameo
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Huh, Famke's (not)Trill spots wrap around the head and go down her back
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>>223068818
i'd famke her jansenn iykwim
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>>223068742
>dresses like a slut
>cries
romulan agent
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>>223067496
It's still Star Trek being accurately reflective of post-2008 progressivism. It just so happens that type of politics now has a deep hostility towards the interesting and fun aspects of classic Trek. I actually wouldn't call the JJ movies terrible, they're quite enjoyable, and a big reason for that is they de-emphasize that particular political aspect.
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>>223066943
star trek sex with wesley
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Happy Star Trek Day!
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I thought the Trek News guy killed himself? Why is he back?
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>>223068752
before the unions decided that having jobs was a bad thing for its members there used to be dozens of these interesting actors who rotated through as guests to fill out 26 ep seasons.
now they have to compete with hasbeen movie actors like giamatti. its sad for everyone.
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It's a shame they didn't take the opportunity to show her seduce a straight woman and turn her lesbian
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>>223068952
They buried his body on the Genesis planet. He got to fuck Robin Curtis.
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>>223066980
>>223066994
>>223067032
you scumtards actually get of on these cringey humiliation rituals, don't ya
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Why do Vulcans pronounce "sensor" "sense-oar" but pronounce "doctor" normally?
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Well, President Curtis isn't Star Trek.
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>>223069010
It's an easter egg by a disgruntled employee of the universal translator software company. Every once in a while it will pronounce random words differently to spread confusion.
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>>223069010
They think it's funny but will never, EVER admit to it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yWyDzw7gqA
Woo
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>>223069560
capitalists deserve death
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>>223069009
I really really like that picture.
Do you mind if I post it in my rape discord friend?
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>>223067035
A big box of McFarlane preorders I was waiting for finally shipped today without any cancellations or delays. There's this space vampire chick by Boss Fight who comes with a Romulain haircut and green skin, and I always liked my Romulans and Vulcans with a minty green tint to their skin. I'm hoping her head fits on some of the generic Starfleet or Romulan bodies from Nacelle's Trek line.
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>>223069427
k-kino... I miss proper trek...
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>>223068818
her ass looks bigger in the thumbnail than the actual picture, what trickery is this
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>>223069681
Bold of you to show your face here after recent events.
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>>223069774
There's nothing wrong with a plain simple tripfaggot.
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>>223068941
>Klingon to the handrail
cute
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>>223069010
Yesterday, there was a moment where Spock said "NEG-it" instead of "neh-GATE". Can't remember the episode, but it was between Amok Time and The Apple.
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>>223069799
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>>223069885
Lura Thot is excellent comic relief .
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>>223069774
Here? Or here here?
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>>223069907
>her friends and family
They're called minis.
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>>223069925
no further
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When they were first developing Siri it was internally called "Project Majel" for Majel Barrett who did the computer voice... so why does literally no AI assistant service come with her voice?
I know they tried some thing where they recorded her speaking phonemes in order to reproduce her voice and if was later determined to have been done in a kinda useless way but with how AI is now we can just ignore that and feed as many of her raw voicelines into the AI as possible and it'll perfectly replicate her voice
Surely Paramount wouldn't say no to the money
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>>223069925
Would SOF.
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>>223070024
>it'll perfectly replicate her voice
No, it'll only be a very close approximation.
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>>223069899
The only excellent thing about nutrek is ability to destroy the entire franchise.
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>>223068941
> welcome to the Beta quadrant
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>>223070024
>And now, the conclusion of your search
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>>223070127
hush you drama queen
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>>223067459
Stop being full of shit
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Based, I love when he spams new trannoid nutrek images for me to add to the image md5 filter
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>>223068557
I... I don't know what the heck your post is supposed to be
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>>223070024
roddenberry estate owns her voice and they do say no to money, sometimes.
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>>223070324
It's good to have enrichment activities.
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>>223066927
Just came back from the cinema, they were showing Wrath of Khan (never saw it before, Spock's sacrifice came out of left field and made me tear up big time)
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Time for an away mission. I finished printing my Shinsengumi minis and am looking around feudal japanese sims for basing ideas while they cure. This rp group seems really fun but also kinda hardcore. I just wanna peek around and take pics without getting drawn into someone's rp session.
There's a guy here named Dave running around 1800's Nippon so I don't think they're too strict. We'll roll up in the Starfleet uniform and see what happens.
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>>223070439
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>>223068557
Ebonics are for violent negroes.
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>>223070388
why didnt he follow the directions?
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>>223070439
BASED
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I enjoy talking about Star Trek with you guys
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>>223070571
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>>223070626
i enjoy it too
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What episode is this?
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>>223070720
Academy S1 E4
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>>223070571
shoo shoo schizo simp
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If this house is for rent I'm joining the group. There's a big cluster of them in the giant castle but I don't want to get tied up in anything right now. This back street is really cute. No one's showed up to bitch about the Starfleet uniform yet.
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Ah neat they have clues and puzzles to solve. I guess you find tiny haikus that lead you to the next clue. "The mountain keeps what the valley cannot give up." I guess a cave, maybe? Ooooh I'm getting into it, this is getting fun, the away mission found its purpose.
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>>223070720
Looking for Par'mach in all the wrong places
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>>223070967
>. "The mountain keeps what the valley cannot give up."
That's a riddle, possibly a loan, but not a haiku. Haikus are what bad actors in /trek/ do on their pity podcasts before their accomplished friends do limericks.
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>>223068742
Such a sad thing she got so fat. RIP
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>>223070266
>drag queen calling others drama queen
kys
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>I can smell the anticans ITT. Where they posting here before me?
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I am #TeamSelay
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>>223071221
*koan
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>sorry im late. i was busy raping my dinner's mother.
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>>223071632
This guy is obviously suffering from Main Character Syndrome.
Seek help, moron.
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>>223071221
>>223071541
Ah yea I was hoping it adds up to a haiku. They're all in some giant white castle that's either a work in progress or my viewer refuses to render it. I'll check back in later and see what's up.
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>>223071866
>but commander I've seen crew members enjoy bestiality in your recreation decks
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>>223071978
>VF doesn't have PBR enabled
Good lord, man.
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>>223072157
More of a Molson guy.
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>>223072157
Genesis viewer. Graphics on medium quality. Max render 2 avatars. It feels like I'm using one of Quark's backroom holosuites.
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>>223072410
Because of your hardware or by some sort of autistic choice?
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>>223071939
We need to send the Tracheostomy Special Operator Squad for another exfiltration.
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>>223070720
Star Trek: Homosexuals Need to be Gassed S14E88 - "Homosexuals Need to be Gassed"
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we should have got more of iggy pop as a vorta
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>>223073288
why? he sucked.
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I just don't see why a connection had to be made between Trelane and the Q
>but a Peter David novel in 1994 planted the idea!
Peter David is a shit writer, and I say that as someone who has read hundreds of Star Trek books.
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>>223073296
hes not weyoun and thats a good thing
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you know many "celebrities" that have been on Trek have wanted to be in it due to being fans but Iggy Pop was not such a person. it was Ira Steven Behr's retarded obsession to get him on the show and he begged multiple times. they almost got him to be the weird hobo guy that ended up being played by Clint Howard in Past Tense, but he had more important things to do and couldn't make it. yes, the Trek legacy actor was a backup choice for fucking Iggy Pop. also the only reason they got him in the end is that he had a shoulder injury and had to cancel tour dates so filming fit into his schedule. tl;dr Behr is fucking cringe but you all already knew that
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>>223073978
Weyoun's not even in that episode and he's fucking mogged by Keevan. the only good Vorta there ever was besides Weyoun. they set him up to fail
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>>223073296
his deadpan line delivery was funny
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>>223074353
it might have been funny if I really believed he was capable of delivering the line any other way.
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>>223066927
star trek is propaganda.
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>>223074390
>anything that doesnt 100% perfectly align with my own way of thinking is propaganda
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>>223074406
Star Trek literally is propaganda. kys tourist. you can't even theme your reaction images.
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>>223074508
Propaganda for what?
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>>223074539
Gene Roddenberry's wish and worldview for a utopia on Earth and for a humanity free from everything evil
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>>223074390
It's propaganda; like, Weekend at Bernie's is propaganda
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>>223074564
>free from everything evil
>women onboard every ship
???
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>>223074645
people like you have been dead for 100s of years in Star Trek
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Convince me why Starfleet shouldn't have eradicated the Vissians
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>>223074707
They didn't have the resources. Voyager was only one ship. Even if they pursued a strategy of genocide, it would be unfeasible given the circumstances.
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>>223074686
>2266
Hundreds of years is pushing it, don't you think?
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>>223074728
>Voyager
Vissians were from ENT.
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>>223074752
you're right. people like you would have been eradicated long before that.
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>>223074760
He's probably thinking of the Sikarians but he's right, they should've been wiped out, too.
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>>223074033
They should have gotten Bowie for Outrageous Okona. And it would end with him singing Let’s Dance in Ten Forward.
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>>223074752
You must remember that Star Trek (real Trek, not NuTrek) had WW3 this year, and the timelines had diverged for much longer prior (with the Eugenics Wars of the 90s).
"Hundreds" is technically accurate, as it would've been 228 years between today and The Cage.
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>>223074823
The Vissians and Sikarians couldn't be more different, aside from both having great technological advances.
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>>223074908
They both had an infuriating smugness.
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Computer use my override beefers zero zero seven nine four one two black and yellow. Disengage safety protocols.
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>>223071317
>>223071866
A race war just broke out and Picard and Riker were just like “We do not have the mental energy for this shit”.
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>>223074977
When TNG S1 tried to copy the humorous endings TOS often had but failed
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And so I begin on my daily trek.
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>>223075035
I wish you luck. I watched Civil Defense tonight and it is as good as I remember. What an absolutely perfect bottle episode. The moment Garak calls out Dukat for flirting is a high of the series for me.
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>>223074760
>>223074823
I was thinking of the Vidiians
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>>223075130
Your clearance only goes up to level seven.
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>>223074970
I love how "beefers" became a thing. It is such an orotund word.
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Just wanted to say I really appreciate Damar checking out Kira's ass and Leeta's tits
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>>223075256
Dumar is a man of the people but he is a man
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I recently moved and I can't find my copy of A Stitch in Time and it is $150 on eBay.
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>>223075314
Imagine the smell
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>>223075314
Imagine a /trek/ cruise.
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>>223075652
When did she change her name from Cheryl?
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>>223075680
she's always had 2 names
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>>223075289
theres a store near me that might have it. mention it in a few more threads and I might remember to go look.
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>>223075764
You won't you liar
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>>223075876
now Im going to find it and burn it.
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>>223075986
It's $150
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What's up my spoonheads? Where dem fertile women at?
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>>223076016
Somebody gave some DSN on vhs for free at the flea market. I threw it in the trash
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>>223076058
Recently divorced, as it turns out. Shoot your shot. They love long psycho screeds involve international conspiracies of gangs talking. Inshallah you will have luck.
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>>223076145
Sounds like she already has feelings for someone
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>>223076199
They do but that someone is Nick Mullen. If you can really hone your fake Chinese accent you should be golden.
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>>223076221
It could never work between us bb. You love JBM and I'm a yemeni light roast kind of guy. So instead I'm going to dive into the manosphere and rescue Scotty from a transporter buffer loop before the sphere breaks down from age-related mechanical failure.
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>>223076221
For all you know I’m speaking with a Chinese accent right now. That’s why I’m tired of texting
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>>223076308
Chinese accents only work for big titty chicks, that's why it's called Rack and Pinyin.
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>>223076308
No because you said accent instead of axcerrent. I'm on to you.
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>>223075354
I’d try to apologize to bf and then I’d flirt with her and try to kiss! There I said it! Call the KGB! Initiate Pooh bear protocol!
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>>223076344
Is that Mi Ki Looney???
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>>223076356
>Initiate Pooh bear protocol!
SATAN!
SATAN!
SATAN!
I got in trouble for posting that on the company Netware share drive in 1997
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>>223076433
I kinda want this real talk.
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>>223076453
Let's wolshippu seitan with Xi Jinping together, Beefuru-sama.
https://youtu.be/xFOBWqZ2O2A
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>>223076344
I didn't know this was considered insanely racist until VH1's Top 10 Worst Moments in Cinema told me a week ago
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>>223076485
https://youtu.be/ehWF6-V2E9c?is=wH4vTCkTyrOY5tRc
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>>223069010
Makes it sound syfy.
Just don't say sabotage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvkBY1JYymE
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pweviouswy on twek
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>>223075035
Really great introduction to the format. The A-side plot with Pike trapped in his Aesop Fable about captivity, and the B-side with the rest of the crew contending against the incredible power of the Talosian's illusions, and then how these two plots effortlessly converge when the Talosians kidnap Number One and Yeoman Colt.
I didn't expect the scanning of the ship library to result in them saying "You humans are too dangerous for us to keep. Run along." I thought it was going to follow up on Vina's comment about the Talosians losing their capacity for manual labor, and they'd find something in the logs to help them reform their civilization into one of self-sufficiency. Pretty funny outcome.
It even has the light-hearted post-mission coda, with the Colt having the nerve to ask Pike "who was gonna be Eve?"
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>>223067032
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REAL TREKKIES WATCH TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9 AND ENT I GUESS??
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If I open a Quark’s Bar, will I get sued?

Was the one in Vegas officially sponsored by Paramount?
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>>223076602
That's just because he's from Montreal and why they choose the Beastie Boys track for JJTrek.
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>>223076453
I literally kept a DVD of The Conqueror from actual disc in the mail Netflix because yellowface John Wayne and Agnes Moorehead was too good to give up.
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>>223076683
That bar had charm. But if yours isn't too strange, it just might come out on top.
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Deep in a MASH rewatch and we're at the point where Rosalind Chao shows up and somehow is more racist than Mickey Looney. But damn if she wasn't fine.
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Eating a Vegan Burger and watching VOY S6 E1: "Equinox, Part 2"

I watched Part 1 last night.
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>>223076784
You can tell the BSG 2-parter with the Pegasus was RDM trying to do Equinox right.
>vegan burger
Is it weird Frankenfood or something simple like a rice/lentil or quorn patty
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I wanna have sex with her.
I realize I say that about every single one-off ensign but this one is particularly cute. Just look at how round her haircut is, damn that's hot.
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>>223076901
>I ate a popsicle composed of beans and cacao
cacao is a bean you dumb hick
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>>223076898
She was the drummer from Sparks as well!
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>>223076912
You’re going to be okay
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>>223076893
Dr. Praeger's Drive Thru Burger.

https://www.drpraegers.com/products/all-american-drive-thru-burger

Yeah usually I eat my Vegan Chili which is all whole foods. But this is a tasty treat.
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>>223076944
yeah because I eat meat. What need have I for wheat?
>I unironically think Zardoz was peak philosophical sci-fi about the human condition's ability to endure unchanging, ruined by cocaine-addled execution
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>>223076986
glad you're doing pea protein instead of søy
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Hey guys did you know my dad always kept artificial gravity at .8 G? He thought it put a little spring in his step
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>>223077224
why wouldn't he keep it at higher then normal to make his people stronger
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I actually thought Janeway was possessed by one of the aliens in Equinox Part 2 when she relieved Chakotay of duty.
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>>223076901
>preaches to animals
It's better when you listen to them instead
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>>223077664
>Thou shalt scitch behind the ears, or in the small of the back, for anywhere else is an abomination to the LORD your God
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goddamn
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star trek sex with david corwin
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>>223076683
Probably, but you can get around it by making a physics themed bar instead of explicitly Trek.
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First time taking the trek trek.
Previous episode:
>Kirk tames a shrew and fucks her brown pussy
Just watched:
>Kirk loses his memories, gets mistaken for a God, and fucks brown pussy
Next up:
>The Enterprise Incident
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Did Toriyama watch Star Trek?
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>>223078131
not in completion: his slitty eyes probably got 20% of the screen
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>>223078131
There are vulcans in Dr. Slump.
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>>223070720
All joking aside, is this real?
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>>223078273
That’s the staff at your local hobby lobby getting ready for the holiday season
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>>223077746
If bellyrubs are wrong then send me to hell
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You Sick Bastard, She's Only 3 Days, 14 Hours, 15 Minutes Old!!!
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>>223078547
But is she fully functional?
Did Data design his daughter's tits?
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>>223078577
She had a primitive emotion chip, apparently. She was very close to sentience. Star Fleet totally fucked everything up. They were trying to make a whole fleet of sexbots.
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>>223066927
booba
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History will not be kind to this era of Trek. Maybe in 20 years people will reevaluate it like they did Voyager or Enterprise, but things are gonna have to be really rough by then.
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>>223078903
The most likely path is that future media will be so much worse that trek from today will be looked back on more fondly. Not that disco is any better but just that things are that much more dogshit.
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>>223078903
Voyager was fucked over by bad decisions and would have been better if they marquis was actually used. Especially if my queen appeared.
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>>223078903
>>223079095
>Nu-nu-Trek is just porn
>not even good porn either
>"Man, I miss STD and DISCO, they didn't do any of this modern shit"
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Oh wait, I forgot DISCO was STD
Uh ACK then, whatever
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>episode opens to a card game
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>>223078903
Academy unironically makes DISCO look better
Maybe by the time they release Star Trek: Kirk's Thorough Rape we will long for the days of Burntham
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"TUVOK.

Activate... the Photonic Cannon."

Such a great episode.
VOY S6 E4: "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"
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>>223079142
A marquis is a nobleman of hereditary rank in European peerage systems who ranks below a duke and above an earl or count.
The Maquis is a group of ex-Federation citizens who formed a paramilitary group similar to the French resistance of WWII.
You're drunk. Get it straight.
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>>223070439
/thread
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>>223068941
>Worf on all the posters instead of Sisko
Black actors gotta stick together, man.
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>>223076898
Based disassociater and maladaptive daydreamer like me.
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>>223067080
Earl Grey, hot.
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>>223079612
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Cardassian breast milk, warm.
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>>223080452
Bajoran for me.
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>>223080518
Yeah I'd give her my jumja stick
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>>223066943
You lost tranny
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>>223066927
CAN THE NINERS SAVE THE GALAXY FROM THE WRATH OF THE PAH'WRAITHS? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DEEP SPACE ZEE
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>223080561
I'd her turn her into my bajoran attack hound.
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>>223080623
That's the sexiest Ro ever looked
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>>223080658
Love her tough features.
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>>223080684
Screw Tasha Yar I guess?
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>>223081269
Yeah actually her nudes are nasty.
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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>>223081280
???? Her body was normal and she was fit
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>>223081563
She was weird looking and too manish. Even for me.
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>>223068578
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>>223078131
Is that the Prince of Space?
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star trek 6 feels like it was written by people who have never actually seen star trek before i dont understand the praise for this movie
this movie unironically wants you to believe that dismantling starfleet (or the starfleet as they call it now apparently) is something that would ever actually seriously be considered
all just to make some lame dated cold war metaphor
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>>223067813
Why is he trapped in a Nintendo GameCube?
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>>223082694
That Mario game is hard
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>>223082694
He was forced to endlessly play the pinball section of Sonic Heroes. Pure torture.
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say what you like about that episode but nurse chapped as a vulcan is hot as fuck
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>>223083133
Girls can't play sonic games.
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>>223083152
Nobody is watching this show, dude. We have nothing to say.
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>>223083227
you dont recognize a hot blonde when you see them?
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>>223083249
he didn't see her as he didn't watch the show, that's why no one is saying anything about her. no one but you watched it.
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>>223083263
>>223083249
so why reply at all?
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>>223083288
You're not my boss.
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>>223083288
Empathy. I feel bad when you can tell multiple posts were made by the same person but they get no (You)s.
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>>223080605
Would've dragged on for 25 episodes if it was DBZ
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still dont understand why the house of mogh abandoned the sons of mogh after khitomer
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>>223083152
She's hot in all forms
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>>223083152
That's not my type.
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For me, it's the Colonel.
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>>223083650
So multiplicatively superior to michelle forbes that mathematicians still can't put figures to it
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>>223083434
DS9 dragged it on for two seasons (6&7) so it checks out
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>>223083650
>white wine
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alcoholics sure are weird
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>>223083685
Weak ass jaw lol.
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>>223083859
Yes I like women
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>>223083868
low T if you don't like them hard.
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>>223083910
>hard
you meant "mannish" I believe
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>>223083156
Christine Weston Chandler does.
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>>223083924
In some ways.
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>>223083800
It's gross, yeah. Closest thing I'd drink is a white zinfandel.
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My application for Starfleet Academy just got approved!
I'll be joining next week.
Wish me luck guys!
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>>223083859
Get jaw mogged
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/trek/ has a type of woman it is attracted to. How would you describe her?
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>>223084066
sex
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>>223084066
muscular with a 7 inch penis
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>>223083910
Kill yourself, faggot
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>>223084066
Badass and tough
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>>223076898
based
>>223083910
cringe
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>>223074406
>They call me Cory son of Oney, I now take my place as first officer. I serve Sonic, but I stand for Rouge the Bat
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>>223084406
>>223084533
Low T men not confidant in themselves.
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>>223083846
AHH THE FRENCH
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Something about these characters makes this episode feel like some kind of (not so funny) Starship Troopers spinoff
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>>223085893
Especially this guy with this face
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>>223085912
This guy too, something about them...
Not the chubby moon girl, though
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worst commander in trek
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moon girl gets an award for some of the cringiest acting I have ever seen on Trek
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New thread soon?
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VFX really swinging from great to kinda ropey, Valiant exploding looks amazing, the giant Dominion ship not so much
Really fucking contrived the way everyone on the bridge died one-by-one and then all the escape pods get picked off one-by-one leaving ONLY the one with Jake and Nog in it, like it was meant to be some sort of parable but they pushed it too hard
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>>223085946
That's why they made him a captain.
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>>223085893
>>223085912
>>223085938
>>223086017
I wish they didn't die. I wanted them to go back to Starfleet, expecting medals, commendations and general praise, just to get yelled at by every admiral in vicinity, put on trial and completly shatter whatever image they had about themselves.
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>>223085946
>worst commander in trek
Not so fast
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Why does no one talk about how much of a pig Riker is? The holographic jazz girl. The non binary person. Grooming Lefler, looking her body up and down and telling her to keep it up. Using his position of power to take the woman on Risa. Instantly sleeping with Ro, when shes not in her right mind. Raping or at the very least sexual assaulting that woman in the episode where her husband died and every just laughs it off. Numerous creepy interactions with ensigns and random red shirts. I am sure I am missing some. Oh right, flirting with that alien that wants to fuck him and talking about how there's differences in how we make love. It honestly stains the rewatchability of this show. Its just fucking weird. Did no one tell the writers this was a bad look? I was told to watch this show because it was a supposed progressive paradise where humans have evolved past earthly desires. Also I dont like how Riker treats Barclays condition as a joke, Geordie is the only one that tolerates him. I was gonna save this for the next thread but I have to get this off my chest before I go to the stylist and they don't have good wifi at hair salon.
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And don't say that was how it was in the 90s, the show was set in the future.
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somebody bake it
my copy/paste buffer is primed
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>>223086409
>>223086409
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>>223086365
>I am sure I am missing some
Don't forget the time he's being seduced by Famke Janssen, gets out of there before he's tempted to do anything, and then with no further details or context given, promptly declares that he's going to the Holodeck
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>>223083491
Did he ever do anything for that orphan kid he became brothers with after his archeologist mom got killed on an away mission?
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>>223086365
Why does no one talk about what filthy pigs women are?



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