Previously on /trek/: >>223066927The Schizo Directive Part IAnd now, the continuation...
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reposting my critiquefor visibility hereWhy does no one talk about how much of a pig Riker is? The holographic jazz girl. The non binary person. Grooming Lefler, looking her body up and down and telling her to keep it up. Using his position of power to take the woman on Risa. Instantly sleeping with Ro, when shes not in her right mind. Raping or at the very least sexual assaulting that woman in the episode where her husband died and every just laughs it off. Numerous creepy interactions with ensigns and random red shirts. I am sure I am missing some. Oh right, flirting with that alien that wants to fuck him and talking about how there's differences in how we make love. It honestly stains the rewatchability of this show. Its just fucking weird. Did no one tell the writers this was a bad look? I was told to watch this show because it was a supposed progressive paradise where humans have evolved past earthly desires. Also I dont like how Riker treats Barclays condition as a joke, Geordie is the only one that tolerates him.
>>223086428in other words, why can't Riker be gay like (you)?
>>223086365>>223086428>holographic jazz girlRun of the mill romantic holodeck fantasy?>non binary personJust shows how open minded and accepting Riker is>grooming LeflerShe's of age and people are open about sexuality in the future.>implying you need a position of power to take a woman on Risano, you just need a Horgon>instantly sleeping with Ro, when she snot in her right mindNeither was he>sexual assaulting that woman in the episode where her husband diedYou mean the Dead Man Apgar meme? Did you even watch that episode?>numerous creepy interactionsaccording to your sexless ass>the First Contact encounteryou mean when he's basically raped?You're an autistic virgin filtered by William Chadker
>>223086428i think they were overcompensating knowing that some of the fucking troglodyte men watching would have trouble relating to a person like Picard
rare mushroom coming up
>>223086477I love how the scale gets all fucked up when they use old models, like how those viewports above the hangar bay would have to be like 50 stories tall, kek
Happy birthday to Star Trek but also happy birthday to Jeffrey CombsI would like to have Star Trek sex with one of his characters in particular
>>223086488>those viewportsThey could be smaller open hangars for shuttles and workbees. The main space doors are fucking huge
>space doorspfft
>>223086508Brunt F.C.A?
Yeah happy birthday Star Trek.
>>223086552star trek sex with Herbert West
What's /trek/'s fav shuttle design?
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>>223086428all valid points especially since lefler. she is a literal fucking child, shes wesleys age. i know shes gorgeous but riker trying to have sex with her is a creep move. its like if riker started hitting on ro or keiko when they was turned into a 13 year olds. its weird roddenberry pervert shit
>>223086605i like the runabouts
>>223086612kek
>>223086428you also forgot this one
>>223086605violated rule 1 of starship designaka the chicken theorem
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept.
>>223086449Lefler is definitely not of age, that's why its weird. Also reminder Picard was nearly 60 when he kissed a 17 year old in that episode where Q took him back in time to when he was stabbed, it was also implied they had sex. Its fucking disgusting.
>>223086648>Lefler isn't of ageshe's a commissioned officer, she's graduated from the Academyyou don't think ensigns are of age?
"agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree... agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, drink coffee"
>>223086612
>think theres no way picard had sex with a 17 year old>it's real what the fuck lmao who the hell casted a little girl
To be fair she does look kinda young
It's an OK redesign. The holes in the pylons suck and the nacelles should be of even thickness. Reminds me too much of the butt fucking ugly jar jar trek muscle car engines.
I don't much care for John Eaves' designs
>>223086734she could swallow my combadge anytime if you catch my drift
>>223086720>>223086734The actress is 17 but the character is like 23.Starfleet Academy is like West Point. You shouldn't be graduating before you're 21 or so at the youngest.
>>223086663shes clearly in her late teens early twenties at most, and there's a massive power gap issue with her and riker. should your FO be flirting like that with a girl who cant even drink? is that normal in starfleet?
>>223086775did trek ship designs jump the shark when they started to look like anime?
>>223086794>who cant even drink?Who said that 21 is the age limit for drinking in star fleet?We are talking about synthahol here anyway.
>>223086794If she graduated from Starfleet Academy in her late teens, she'd be a super genius of a level far above even Wesley Crusher. She's at least 21 years old. She's definitely of age. And he doesn't fuck her. He just, according to your interpretation, flirts with her briefly.Also, I deconstructed the rest of your points. Are you really going to cling on desperately to a 30 second interaction with Lefler?
>>223086798>started to look like animeAre you even capable of articulating what you mean by that.Are you sure you're not just being thrown by seeing a drawing
>>223086821nta but he is definitely flirting with her. the only question is whether he fucked her or not. from what we know of riker, he has questionable character when it comes to ladies, so its not out of the realm of possibilities. infact more likely than not. im not sure why picard allows that on his ship
>>223086821>deconstructedI'm getting second hand embarrassment, take a lap and stop protecting predators. Flirting with children has never been ok, I don't care what era it was. It was weird in 91, its weird now. Riker should have known better. Even as a professional, you dont do that. Also hes the First Officer, not some sleezeball working in Guinans bar or on Quarks bar. JFC
"I want you to cum inside me Data."
is that a Kolvoord Starburst in your pants?
>>223086758how are they gonna bullshit going back to the old design in the finale? you just know they will
>>223086821>he doesnt fuck herHe did and it was probably glorious.
>>223086895>21 year old children with officer commissions in the space militaryOkay, pal. So, how old was that Bajoran that Picard sent to her death? That's okay but Riker briefly flirting with her isn't?
>>223086903And will McCoy be there? I bet they'll have Chekov and feel very clever about it.
>>223086605
>>223086409
>>223086936oh wait I forgot that's pretty huge, maybe it shouldn't count
>>223086612toppest of keks
>>223086978Oh neat. Great design. Last seen in undiscovered country if I'm not mistaken.
>>223086605There's no debate to be had about this.
>>223086605I love the round ass. It looks like a cute pig
>>223086605>What's /trek/'s fav shuttle design?Peak comfy.
>>223086928Never made that argument, you did.
>>223087210That's a travel pod tho
>>223086932I'm sure, they've already completely disregarded WNMHGB
>>223087229It's your criticism that is being picked apart, my friend. You can either defend your position or concede defeat.Kneel before me and admit you're wrong like a big boy.
>>223087096Nice evolution. It's all about the intakes. It looks fast
it was an eternal hazard
>>223086605I love the old-style control panel with buttons and switches. The worst thing about SpaceX Dragon is the goddamned touchscreen controls.
>>223087275Ahh, the classic butter dish
>>223086365Because he's the handsome dashing hero. They're allowed to be womanizers.
>>223086605ST5 era with the refit engine design is PEAKit doesn't get any better than this
>>223087246Sadly, your criticisms seem to rely on logical fallacies rather than empirical evidence. Quite ironic, actually. Do better.
>>223087351Elaborate. Nevermind the Lefler point, address any of my other corrections and explain to me why they rely on logical fallacies. Also, drop the pretense that your original post was anything more than a subjective opinion piece.If you want to get into the weeds and really discuss this, feel free. I will hold your head underwater like a grade school bully.
What episode is this?
>>223087412Looks like season 1 or 2 of TNG.>Number One, this diplomatic mission depends on you becoming a Klingon bottom. It seems to be a part of some ancient ritual. We have to respect their ways you know. Also, they don't use lube. Good luck.
Why did this happen? Was the great ship reveal a secret but posters had to get made?
@223087406most AI post ive ever seen
>>223086758The most egregious thing about the design is how dark and dirty looking the texture work is>>223086903>you just know they willI don't think they can, they'd have to explain the interior decor completely changing too, also isn't the ship bigger? The bridge sure is
>>223087498So, I take it you're conceding then?
>>223087327he's fat and tries to hide it with a beard
>>223087511>dark and dirty lookingIndeed, and it's too metallic. It almost looks like it's made of polished dirty iron. The aztec pattern should be very subtle.
>>223087511They'll have Kirk make some stupid quip about liking it retro and everyone will laugh
A total of 934 Star Trek fans set the Guinness World Record for the largest simultaneous Vulcan salute at London's Science Museum on Star Trek Day September 8, 2026.The crowd then formed a conga line and did the Chu Chu Dance while shouting "Lower Decks! Lower Decks!".
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>>223087186It's a shame they had to can this one just because they couldn't build a good mock up of it IRL, Probert designed it with too many curves
>>223087533>no argumentI accept your concession
>>223087679I can see why. The part where the engine is attached to the hull, holy shit. This sort of thing only works in kitbashing back then
THEY'VE STOLEN NEELIX'S LUNGS
>>223087679It also had such a kino entry hatch design.
This is like if an alien read your mind and thought that Rouge the Bat was your wife.
>>223087794Why didn't they take the rest of his organs, surely they'd need them eventually. It isn't as if Neelix was going to just be okay writhing there on the floor of that cave, in for a penny in for a pound I say.
>>223087814I want a Star Trek spinoff about terraformers. Quirky characters on bizarre adventures.
>>223087888There's one in an episode of DS9, he's likable but kinda arrogant because terraforming gives him a bit of a god complex... episode's more about his wife, though
>>223087821Rouge the Bat is a cat.
>>223088014Cats have wings?
>>223087821Imagine this was Hunter Schafer and you just went with it out of shameroll credits
>>223088039I stick to canon
>>223088121Wouldn't that make her Rouge the Cat?
>>223086612based
>Lower Standards fans are the worstoh we know
>>223087697Why can't you just admit you're wrong? You posted your original post twice, you were so eager to talk about it and now you refuse to do so because you're being challenged. Absolutely pathetic, anon, even with the stakes this low.
>>223088169Rouge the Bat is her name.
FACT this logo was originally only supposed to be for the enterprise and not star fleet or star trek as a whole
>>223087888I want a show about starfleet anthropologist oberving a 20th century esque civilzation but are constantly forced to intervene despite the Prime Directive.
>>223088327You're blowin' my mind dude
>>223088327There's only so many shapes you can come up with for 500+ ships
>>223088389I don't care because I'm already winning in my head.
>>223088413i know i just thought it was interesting
>>223088327>>223088360>>223088413>>223088429>Following the original Star Trek series, it was generally assumed that the arrowhead symbol was unique to Enterprise, and that other starships had different insignia for their uniforms." This misunderstanding may have arisen from a costume error in "The Omega Glory", which officers on the USS Exeter were shown having their own unique insignia, but the intention was for all ships to use one symbol. A memo from Robert H. Justman dated 18 December 1967 clarified the policy around the arrowhead emblem , stating "all Starship personnel wear the Starship emblem that we have established for our Enterprise Crew Members to wear," meaning that the arrowhead was always meant to be the emblem for all of Starfleet. Further, the crew of the Antares was the "equivalent of the Merchant Marines or freighter personnel" and other emblems should be counted as production mistakes.
>>223088429just another detail Nutrek conveniently forgot
>>223088459it happens in the doomsday machine too the captain of the constellation has a different logo too it was clearly the original intention
>>223088327
>>223088511neat. NuTrek redeemed
>>223086418star trek sex with wesley
>>223088273Sorry anon I have no clue what you are talking about, I just like posting >no argumen>I accept your concessionWhenever I see an opportunity
>>223086428Reposting my critique on what pigs women are...CBS Mornings - A female juror from Lindsay Clancy’s trial... | Facebook https://share.google/oKBuG3MqjKBr7PMK2
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>>223088507>Unlike Commodore Bob Wesley, who was only in temporary command of the Lexington, Matt Decker is a Flag Officer with permanent field command of a starship. In fact, he's the only Flag Officer we see in Star Trek with a field command. As a consequence of Commodore Decker's rank and status as Commander of the U.S.S. Constellation (his flagship), he wears the Fleet Command Insignia denoting his status as a Flag Officer in the field. If we had seen Commodore Decker's crew (may they rest in peace), we would have seen the delta shape insignia in use on their uniforms. Commodore Decker's own first officer would have held the rank of Captain and worn the Starship Duty Insignia.>It should be noted that "The Doomsday Machine," which was filmed early in Season 2, is not referenced in Bob Justman’s memo. Some speculate that Decker’s absence from the memo is further indication of the inconsistent use of emblems in Star Trek, but that presupposes that the production staff missed that detail. However, the very existence of the Justman memo, and a whole forest of others just like it, demonstrates that the opposite is true.
>>223088316Cats don't have wings though.
>>223088570a chastity?
>dealing with a pressing issue with the shields>Captain on the intercom asking what the hell's going on>your daughter randomly turns up in engineering rambling about her imaginary friend or something>boss is getting frustrated while you have to deal with herHoly shit families on starships were a mistake
>>223088641imagine being an ensign at 40I bet he avoids highschool reunions like me
>>223088641i mean putting families on a ship that could fall under attack and be destroyed at any moment was definitely not a good idea
>>223088641>tfw you forgot mr. whiskers
>>223088672Might've started as a crewman and gone to the academy late or gotten a field commission or somethingI think he wouldn't be embarrassed he'd worked his way up through the ranks, probably proud
>>223088719Then I stand corrected.
>>223088713It makes no sense considering they separate the saucer a number of times but there seemingly being explosive bolts just feels so right
>>223088616It says species: cat. What more do you want?
>>223088775What a hideous abomination, like that jimothy raccoon in starship form
>>223088775As a kid I thought they tractor beamed the Enterprise saucer off the planet and stuck some engines on it
>>223088780>What more do you want?Sally Acorn and the knothole village freedom fighters
>>223088775there was so much wrong with that ending
>>223088854He put the real thing in a museum and kept a replica.
>>223088775Tell me about the Nebula, why is it so jolly?>I JUST LOVE BEING A SPACESHIP!
>>223087533Consneeding what, champ? You're not educated enough to make the arguments you trying to make. Let's stick to lore and facts. Riker is a known sex pervert. Thats literally his character, he's also guy who asks dumb questions so the audience understands whats going on. Now, its undeniable he was flirting with Lefler. Zoom in on his face when he says "keep it up." The only debatable thing is did he have sex with her? Lets stick to the facts, he immediately fucked Ro. Is it really that much a jump in logic for him to fuck Lefler, who's clearly supposed to be a teenager?
>>223088890>>223088775I like how the Nebula class was meant to be distinct from the Galaxy class at firstAnd then when they made it a CG model they just rearranged bits from the Galaxy class, ruining it.
MOAR NEBULAS
>>223088932https://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/articles/nebula.htmhttps://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/articles/nebula-model.htm
this is what peak excelsior design looks like
>>223089036Honestly looks pregnant, do not like
>>223089036before ozempic
The hell is this thing anyway
>>223089083subspace sensor coil and equipment module.A sort of avacs I presume.
>>223088775Oberth is kino
>>223089169>kino
Weyounie I love you you're the best character of all
The GOAT
>>223089361
>>223089276Whoops, wrong webm
>>223089494kek
>>223089169Where do the turbolifts go, the skinny supports?Do crew just site-to-site transport between the top and bottom sections?
>>223088569If the senior staff of the Enterprise-D were assigned as jurors what verdict would they reach for Lindsay Clancy?
>>223089626You ever see a fat junior engineer? You fucking climb up and you enjoy every hour of it
>>223089407I called the court that charged me with selling weed eleven years ago and smooth talked my way into having my criminal record deleted today. I could join starfleet. There’s nothing for me here on Earth. Not without BF
>>223089653>The computer couldn't record the guilty verdict fast enough >But it had time to catch up as the airlock depressurised and the crew cheered >It was broadcast on an open frequency
>>223089626A lift cabin does fit tho. It's not that thin if you take the window size into a account.
Is SNW as good as they say?
>>223089842Who the FUCK said it was good?
>>223089842It's even better
>>223089765Are you so sure
In the 24th century everyone lives on themed planets and colonies. Some men live on Bourbon street cooking gumbo, others live on pre-industrial French vinyards. There are even those who reside in sleeply little 19th century Scottish villages. How would you live?
>>223089939as long as the cabin can squeeze through vertically I see no problem. The lifts generate their own gravity field so it doesn't matter when the cabin is tilted.
>>223089995a slavic commie block, if they weren't all nuked to pieces
>>223089169>>223089765>>223089939There are two classes of crewman on that ship: upper and lower. It's a class experiment. The crewmen of the saucer never interact directly with the lower class secondary hull crewmen.
>>223089995ww2 planet
>>223089995I really want to live on a mining colony and control mining robots all day.
>>223089939Jeffries tubes. Command and science crew lives upstairs, engineering crew only comes up when their shift is over.
>>223089995Me? I'll be living in an O'Neill cylinder.
i'd live in o'neill's cylinder iykwim
>>223088672At least he has a kid unlike the virgin Picard and Commander Dyker.
>>223090161Always wondered why we never saw one of these
>>223090190Because they just colonized the planets themselves instead.
You helped this happen.
if the skydance merger was done a few weeks earlier SNW 5 and ack wouldnt exist
>>223090190Because when you achieve warp technology you automatically unlock gravity control. Lesser developed races couldn't forge the alloys required to widthstand the forces.
>>223090075In the bowels of Engineering they breed, whole generations live and die without ever even hearing the words "away mission". Eventually they forget that there even is an "outside".
>>223089898Your best friend ever
What's the significance of the number 47 in Star Trek? it's everywhere
>>223090015If the cabin has to tilt at all, then it follows that it must be vertical ar the top but then horizontal at the bottom, lol, you'd have to climb out of it... or fall out
>>223090350Pomona College Tradition: The number 47 is a famous running joke and campus legend originating in 1964, where students humorously claimed the number appeared everywhere in nature. [1] Star Trek Easter Egg: Because Pomona alumni wrote for various Star Trek series, they hid "47" as an inside joke in starship registries, deck numbers, and script coordinates.
>>223090350It's just a running gag the TNG scriptwriters had among themselvesThe only reasoning for it is that forty-seven sounds good to say
>>223090190Because in Star Trek they have artificial gravity, can travel faster than light and terraform planets. Why have a spinning tube like an O'Neill cylinder One thing we should have seen in Star Trek is pic related.
>>223090395>>223090396Neat, thanks anons
>>223090395>>223090396 (me)Oh wait I think I'm mixing it up with why Douglas Adams settled on 42
>>223090419anima spiritia
>>22308648>those viewports above the hangar bay would have to be like 50 stories tallThis can be explained away as them not intended to be regular sized viewports, but rather very large ones that multiple balconies and windows of an internal structure overlook. These stations are fuckhuge and mostly hollow anyway, so it makes sense that the mushroom structure is effectively just a giant shell in which special facilities can be constructed when and where they're needed along the inside.Also, they can just have one big forcefield/bulkhead close in the event of a window breaking instead of a bunch of tiny ones.
>>223089842Yes, its return to classic Trek. It's like TNG and DS9 had a baby.
>>223091140Yeah a gay AIDS ridden baby that was left out in the cold to die for its own good, that's SNW alright
>>223089083Sutherland fired torpedoes from there
>>223089842Yes
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>>223090374why would it tilt? retard.
>>223089842No and no one said it was good either
Why is TNG so soothing?
Lads, should I watch TNG, DS9 and VOY in broadcast order?
>>223089842The very best of SNW is like a bad ENT episode. They never once even reached Voyager tier.
>>223091909ENT > VOY
>>223091909>The very best of SNW is like a bad ENT episodeso better than all of DS9?
>>223091906DSN. You need a fresh start.
The trial of Reginald Barclay
>>223091917Sorry, I had a stroke. I meant:VOY > TNG
LENNY I need LENNY
>>223086936kino choice
>>223091906That's what I'm doing and it's fun.
>something about splitting me in two
>>223091131Let's talk about spending over a decade camping here, acting like an obnoxious retard and begging for a tripfag to waste their time by giving you attention, then when you get it you just start tardhonking in excitement. The same stolen gimmicks, the same pointless cycles of nonsense, anything to distract you from the years slipping away while you sit in front of your computer.Kinda pathetic how in over yen years of camping here, this place you think is the most important place in the universe, you've never found a way to contribute anything meaningful that makes this place better. You hate yourself so much all you can do is act like scum because that's how you want to be treated, and all it does is make the universe a shittier place.You're smart, you have the potential to be funny, but you choose to be weird and gross when you could be so much more.
How come the main cast is such assholes against everyone that's not in their clique? Especially Riker, he's outright rude to nearly everyone outside the clique.,
>>223093046This.
>>223093174i always felt like riker was only nice to people he wanted to fuck. he had chilled out by picard i guess but he always felt fake before that
>>223093174It's kind of the job of the Executive Officer to be an asshole. He is the taskmaster of the crew at the end of the day.
>>223093046I don't think PA has been here ten years quite yet. At least I hope not
>>223093528Can confirm, he wasn't even around in like 2018 last I posted regularly before recently returningWe had a couple of schizos but nothing quite like thatOur major annoyances were 229 and tillyfag really
>>223091917you cant be serious
>>223093571I also think ENT > VOY just for Combs alone.
>>223093608I've never seen you once talk about Ent outside of trying to bash Voyager.
>>223086645>kurtzman>jewishWell, no shit?
>>223093046>You're smart, you have the potential to be funnyHe isn't and no he doesn't
>>223093629Oh....Reed was gay as shit.
reed alert! its a pineapple party!
>>223091661Why are you calling me a retard, what do you think I was replying to?
I find it unbelieveable that in all the hundreds of episodes of Star Trek, of all the planets and star systems they've explored, that not once has any Star Trek crew ever encountered Alf. It just doesn't make sense.
>>223091917I can understand that on a subjective level, but if we’re trying to classify VOY and ENT objectively and in a way that allows for a useful comparison with SNW and STD, then you have to acknowledge that VOY has a stronger overall episode structure, even if only by attrition.
ent has a boring cast. voy at least has doctor, seven and tuvok, all top 10 trek characters
>>223093810His actual name is Gordon Shumway.
If you think about it logically Star Trek proved Chrissy right
I've been away. Catch me up on the last couple seasons of /trek/.
>>223093866accurate. the only good character on ENT was t'pol.
>>223094081There's zero evidence Sopranos isn't part of Star Trek canon.
no, T'Pol was boring too
Is there a space mafia? Are the Ferengi involved?
tee pol starts out boring but gets interesting, then uninteresting, then the best character in classic era trek
t'pol might be boring but she's much better than reed and mayweather and the maco dude they shoved in for drama
>>223093866Captain was too much of a Gary Stu EVERYONE sucked his dick like crazyThe Asian linguistic expert was just stupid "Dude math is like a language so therefor I can hack this keypad because I'm good at speaking languages!"T'pol was boring and the rest I can't remember. Think archer had a buddy that was borderline gay
>>223094123The Sopranos/Enterprise crossover was something N'stradamus predicted
BF can always be counted on to have some of the worst opinions about Star Trek
>>223094526it is time to let go of the old rivalries
>>223093356I don’t think this place is important. I think you are. I clearly wanted to talk about things in private. You clearly wanted attention. Exactly the attention I gave you. You are without grace. I do not care what your friend thinks he’s shown himself to be entirely unreliable and you incapable of discernment. If you want to form an opinion on me you should refer to me. That’s what an adult would do
>>223094526You try being an alcoholic with a brain disorder and then we will see how good your opinions are.
>>223094526BF has very narrow, autistic perceptions about fiction and if something doesn't tick those boxes then she makes up reasons to shit on it. You just have to accept people as they are sometimes.>>223094646Pic related is you
>>223094646I've almost gathered enough stylometric data from your posts that I can filter your posts by posting style
>>223086409Ya love to see ithttps://nypost.com/2026/09/09/entertainment/60-years-on-paramount-has-ruined-star-trek/
>>223094776>BF has very narrow, autistic perceptions about fictionThis.
Going to go lay down and dream about sexy rommy mommy flapper sluts to snuggle pup with
DailyTrekAnon here, I'm gonna be watching The Man Trap now, but I wanted to post something I thought was funny from The Cage.This one Ensign or Yeoman or whatever comes up to Pike after they start passing through the distress signal and tries to pass him this folder of papers, but Pike immediately dismisses him, and then he just stands there after. Is that his whole job on the ship? Like the other guy who's entire job is to stand by the turbolift behind him? I don't know why I'm cracking up over this.
Why was Crusher's season 1 color pallet so uncanny? That hair hue with the darker blue uniform is like sandpaper on my eyeballs
>>223094819Even lefties are shitting on NuTrek for disrespecting the lore. Star Trek is the absolute last IP you wantn to play fast and loose with the mythology.
never should have cancelled shran
>>223093810You need to consider the possibility that the Alf homeworld got conquered and subsumed into one of the many empires in the Star Trek universe. If it's deep within the borders of the Romulan Star Empire, then the Enterprise crew aren't likely to encounter any of those Alfs.
alright guys, I'm watching VOY S6 E3 Barge of the Dead.I see Riddles down the road from here, and I'm excited for it. I've been anticipating Riddles.
>>223095944barge of the dead is fun, albeit ridiculous.
>>223095761>Even leftiesIsn't the New York Post right wing?
>>223094081There's more evidence Star Trek takes place in the same universe as Cheers.>Both filmed on the same lot>Patrick Stewart and Kelsey Grammar guest starred on each other's shows>Tons of shared actors>Morn
>>223096070>Mornuhhhhhhhhh....
>>223096064>>223096064I listen to a podcast called Newbie Star Trek. They're huge lefties (predictably), but one of the hosts flat out told the audience NuTrek is awful and to stick with 90's Trek.
>>223096070actors playing different roles and a smattering of references aren't "evidence" for any sort of in-universe connection
>>223086409Which side character is literally (You)?
>>223095944Barge of the dead is better after you know it was supposed to be Worf instead of Banana
>>223096201
>>223095957has cool aesthetics. I like it so far due to the lore and aesthetics.>>223096205yeah, I could see this being a Qworf 'sode.
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A Warrior's Drinkhttps://youtu.be/sK2UhE4wY34
why does Beldona keep getting mad?
>>223096417she's a woman
On tonight's episode of Star Trek, a man becomes so smart that we have to kill him.
>>223094086Oh you'll love it. They had a musical episode and a puppet one and even made a tv show inside the tv show. It was very clever. Since you missed the first 10 episodes of ACK i'd suggest watching them all to catch up before the final 10 episodes air early next year
>>223096486Someone is trying to force you to be a lesbian when you're just a normal woman?
>>223096860that one with the noodle head who tried to kidnap hoshi
>>223096113I see their shorts sometimes, now listen dude, they seem like insufferable people, like oh my gode
>>223096999That was clearly an Enterprise take on Beauty and the Beast.
>>223095349Finished the episode. This was a good pick for the premiere, since it characterizes everyone pretty well pretty quick: Bones puts the science ahead of his mooning over Nancy when he realizes Darnell wasn't poisoned, Spock gets a little hot under the collar from Uhura's chitchat but the mask clicks right back into place when he corrects her (Vulcan HAS no moon), Sulu as the head of security who is plenty of fun when he's not doing his job, and Kirk crawling around in the sand in those purple boots putting himself at risk to save the rest of his crew back on the ship.It's odd that he lets out that scream the second time the Salt Vampire goes back to suck him off, since I doubt the weird mental shapeshifting it does would cover that up from when she kills Barnhart (the guy in the spacesuit) and Professor Crater on the ship, or even down planetside when she picks off Sturgeon & Green while both are out amidst the ruins.Speaking of the ruins, that first set they beam down into was so piddly I was laughing my ass off. They had so many other outdoor sets that looked better than that one, so why not use them instead? Maybe it was a pickup shot, since we don't see it again later during the shootout.
>>223097063Leftist faggitty fascists truly are the most insufferable people I've ever seen.
>>223096559he got away with itwhy does she have to be so damned rapeable?
Alright, I skipped over to VOY S6 E6 Riddles after watching Barge of the Dead.I've been anticipating this episode.
what the heck. I'm eating Dates and Neelix just said the answer to the riddle is that the guy was eating dates from the calendar. /v/ros...
>>223096707thank you for writing so much I've now completely fingerprinted your style
>>223097201i like the part where tuvok is a retard
"Very well.. one riddle."Neelix and Tuvok are a wholesome pair.
>>223097201Whatever you do, stay away from that first day of the week.
>>223095349Thank god I've never been the designated Awkward Guy at work.
did Worf crack?
>>223097363Try thinking of something a retard couldn’t say
>>223097277No, actually, it's very useful for my field of study. I changed my mind; it's dumb to filter you. Please keep making your schitzo posts. Yes, though, impersonating you is part of the agenda too.
star trek sex with mr. homn
this Riddles episode is cute and wholesome.
>>223097389antidisestablishmentarianism
>>223097544It's one of my favorite parts of Voyager.
>>223097544>>223097565>I like smilingBased, he's just like me
>>223093554I've been here since 2020 and he didn't seem nutso till 2023 or so
laserdisc upscale test. thoughts?
>I’m also the smartest person here and the funniest but guess how much that means to me? Nothing.I'll take "Things A Smart And/Or Funny Person Never Says" for 500, Alex!
>>223097859Quite nice so far
SH0O SHOO SCHIZO STALKER BEEFERS IS DUMB BUT WE LIKE TO MOCK HERYOU'RE JUST CREEPY A RAMBLING TALKER YOU'RE GONNA KILL HERAND STUFF HER IN A LOCKER.seriously, and I mean this most sincerely, there is an anaphasic energy burst that looks like a green fire, please die in it so you stop shitting up the threads
>>223097778Smiling fun Tuvok is best Tuvok. Should've been integrated into his personality by more than the 0.5% it was at the end.
>>223097859Hmmm it gives him the dreaded soap opera bloom
>>223097878https://youtu.be/7GRjEvJVMU8?is=fFN6cJK-FsLxEPUI
>>223086897My Mom was fucked by this scene and raged when it played.
>>223098083What are you? Chinese?
>>223098266I'm nippon man
Speak a little Chinese for 'em, Data. Prove you're sentient.
>>223098038I don't know what that means
what the fuck are you guys talking about
>>223098266Cucked not fucked. The downside of phone posting at work. No she wants Data and is jealous of her.
>>223093664You don’t even know where you are anymore. You’re fatigued. Isolated. You require medical attention. Severe geezer poisoning
>>223098543They’re trying to fuck my wife
>>223098364he looks unnaturally bright, the lighting is coming from over head which is wrong looking
>>223093046What are you downsyndrome you expect me to have a substantive conversation with her about our personal lives in front you? You’re so fucking dumb haha damn it boy
>>223098684ok? that has nothing to do with the upscale. it's the same shot as the dvd.
>>223094830This is no time to argue about time. We don’t have the time
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star trek sex with trip and malcolm
>>223097859Looks incredible. Post more.
>>223087794Who did it better?
