60th Anniversary Tribute EditionPrevious: >>223086409
STAR TREK - TIL MORNING A Short Fan Film (60th Anniversary Tribute)https://youtu.be/4ZS5byEt16I
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Well Dutch I agree that SNW and LD is the best of em all. Them old-school ones seems racist with how em colored folk be kiss inferior yt boys.
>>223098968you are Indian
Happy Anniversary, Star Trek! yayayaya
>>223098917star trek sex with wesley
star trek sex with morn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E
its crazy how the past 26 years of Star Trek has been complete ass. all the good shit came in the 34 years before
>>22309890060 YEARS AND THIS MO-FO STILL GOIN
Getting sloppy on the enterprise must be insane.
I might be genuinely missing something so if I am, fill me in. Why havent they done a low budget TNG/Voy throwback series yet? 24 episodes on a new, absolutely bottom tier budget with nothing but Shakespearean and theatre unknowns. Flat lighting, carpet in the bridge, bring back the hotel vibe. Theres no way this doesnt make a insane amount of cash, people have been waiting since Voy for this. So 25 years? I am sure theres some nerd, probably in this thread, with good enough taste in scripts that he could be a showrunner. Im definitely sure theres at least 3 autists with folders full of episode ideas. This isnt even taking into account the super trekies on their forums.So you have to question if its more than they dont want to. Because they are clearly able and there's a demand.
>>223099840They are making a horror game.
>>223099948meh they always misunderstood horror in original trek I don't have high hopes
>>223099967Same but at least my queen will appear.
>>223099840It's my fault. I've been too lazy and have been procrastinating on releasing my thinly veiled trek fanfiction that will lead to me becoming a big time hollywood writer with the proper connections to become a showrunner. I assure you that as soon as I get my alcoholism under control I will get working on recreating real Sar Trek.
>>223099840You don't know what you're talking about and you have no eye for detail. The production values of TNG and Voy are far, far beyond what they're doing with nutrek. They don't have the capability to do something comparable to even TOS, much less TNG era stuff.
>>223100211I'll have a full 1080p episode soon to share. I'm just working on refining the quality of the deinterlaced source I give to the upscaler.
>>223100002Ebin
>>223100267no you're wrong, its basic shit. they could do it, they just rather have pike acting like a wine mom and gay spock twerking. its just like every other show, we got taken over by a social movement these people arent fans
>>223100389I fucking hate modern feminist writing but some episodes of TNG where also cancer.
>>223100389Yeah you're retarded. >>223100306Voyager also has 5 seasons on laserdisc.
>>223100148You seem to be under the misunderstanding that I'm beeffies or another female with which you are obsessed. I am a simple anonymous man, who has developed a questionably effective long term plan to save star trek though web fiction. My drinking problem is unrelated to hers and I am more of a liquor man with no fondness for wine. However I still work to delude myself with a potential future as a professional writer, seeing the fruits of my mind made into reality. At my heart I know I will never be a creator of note, have no chance of becoming a steward of Trek, and will inevitable amount to nothing.
>PAnon meltdownYeah he's retarded.
>PAnonabsolutely no clue what this guy is talking about, sounds like a nu trek fan tbqh
>>223100547Your posting pattern is very recognizable. I'm just asking you to stop being so argumentative, the adults are trying to have a trek discussion and you are telling people to fuck off for no reason.
>>223100322Why didn't anyone stay behind on the 37 utopia world to help rebuild humanity and expand the gene pool? Janeway had already proven she wasn't going to compromise her high and mighty personal principles to get the crew home faster, even when they had the opportunity to cut their total travel distance is half. Which is saying something when the estimated voyage was 75 years at Maximum Warp non-stop, which is impossible to do, meaning a realistic travel time was at least 100 years, meaning most the crew wont survive the trip anyway. Why did they chicken out on taking the entire premise of the show seriously, and instead treat it like a chore they were forced to pay lip-service to?
>>223100424I wasn’t addressing anyone specific or with any ulterior motives. I’m very direct. Obtusely
honestly the ending of Voyager and the fact they ended it so abruptly really soured me on it. they couldn't have shot in san fran for one day to wrap up the show?
>>223100896>A noted critic of the writing and characterizations on the show, Beltran had several gripes about the final episode. He complained that the episode was written with a lack of care, too quickly wrapping up some well-established story arcs. Additionally, Beltran theorized that the episode was written out of frustration over Voyager's audience ratings, stating about the writers, "They took it out on us by saying, 'This show's no good. Let's get it over with as quickly as possible so we can fix it for the next one.'" Beltran also rhetorically asked about the installment, "This is what we're going out with?" and claimed the episode made him feel vindicated about his belief that the writers were "idiots," saying it was unfortunate that the fans were "going to have to sit through it."
>>223100710My apologies, I tend to become verbose six drinks in. I have been meaning to look into the director of Obsession after watching it a few weeks ago. Personally I thought the movie was predictable and ultimately quite mediocre, but I can't deny the impact it seems to have had among the general public. My current plan leans more literary, as I lack the financial privileges of a film student and am locked into the hell of retail. However, I fear that my own biases and inexorable state of mind will prevent me from ever creating anything with the wide market appeal that would be needed to attain recognition from that powers that be.
>>223100972You’re about to give me a brain hemorrhage. Idk if he has a degree or not that’s irrelevant they grinded sketch comedy on YouTube and did stand up to stay alive. Working their craft. You don’t need anything other than a camera and another person. And your script of course
>>223100972Their comedy sketches were often sci-fi premises. Before you give up again
>>223100802You would think Insaneway would be under obligation to help thousands of humans. They already had alien tech, it would only take a few years to bring them up to Starfleet standards and create a Delta Federation outpost, with dozens of delta flyers, runabouts and shuttles sufficient to rape the Kazon and Videans.
>>223100954>On the other hand, Beltran also cited this episode as a highlight for showing some personal aspects of Chakotay's life, particularly the relationship with Seven of Nine. This is the same guy who said the Prime Directive was 'fascist crap'. He's just your typical actor who gets mad when his character doesn't get more focus.
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>>223101218A flying toilet seat.
>>223100954>Let's get it over with as quickly as possible so we can fix it for the next one.Yeah, they sure fixed that ending for the next one...
>>223101219I bet he'd tounge it real good.
>>223101246>>223101218goatse
>>223098900>60th Anniversary Tribute Edition>60th Anniversary Steam promo>Judgment Rites still full price>And full price is more than 5$Lol, lmao.
>>223101287Doesn't give me hope for the next game. Maybe I'll still pick a switch 2 up.
>>223100627Me neither. I’d suspect everyone
>>223098910Am I the only one who thinks this is both impressive but also super uncomfortable? Uncanny valley shit.
I watched The Price last night. First time I'd seen the whole episode. Used to fap to pic related all the time on YT.
>>223101455Crusher was hotter in season 1.
>>223098917You lost tranny
>>223101471In 2401, Commander Ro Laren and two security officers took the Gorkon from the Intrepid to the USS Titan. Ro insisted on the shuttle as she did not trust the transporter operators on the Intrepid.After sharing her fears of widespread Changeling infiltration of Starfleet with Admiral Jean-Luc Picard, Ro departed on the Gorkon. En route, her security officers, who had been replaced by Changelings, planted a bomb on the shuttle and transported to the Titan. Unable to disarm the bomb in time, or beam away due to a transport inhibitor, Ro piloted the Gorkon into the Intrepid's port nacelle, giving the Titan an opportunity to escape.
>>223101535She should have died on Voyager IMO opinion but at least it was some closure.
This is the 3rd or 4th episode in a row where they specifically mention only having an hour to do something.
>>223101421It's AI slop what do you expect.
>>223100306Apparently because of a change in workflow, it's purported that only seasons 1-3 of DS9 and seasons 1-4 of VOY have visually superior LD releases and for seasons 4-5 of DS9 and season 5 of VOY the DVD release is superior. It would be interesting to make a comparison of the later season LDs vs DVDs. Since we'll never get a true HD remaster of the two series we can only hope someone will make definitive transfers of the best LD/best DVD releases.
223101535not canon
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept.
>>223104094>Akiva Goldsman (born July 7, 1962) is an American screenwriter, producer, and director. His filmography as a screenwriter includes The Client; Batman Forever and its sequel Batman & Robin; I, Robot; I Am Legend; Cinderella Man, and numerous rewrites that are both credited and uncredited. He also wrote more than a dozen episodes for the science fiction television series Fringe.
I would like to apologize to everyone for my contributions to /trek/ over the past decade and for destroying this general from the inside like a plague. I hope one day you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me. My bad. ごめんなさい~
>>223104271I'm talking about Star Trek but in my experience guilty female officers show their pussy in order to apologize. This happened in the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Pussy Photo" from season 8.
>>223104271https://vocaroo.com/15R83UR8f9sb
>>223104460Imhotep didn't deserve to be in this meme
>>223104488What about Imhotep
>>223104460You're like the Henry Mancini of our generation.
>>223104615or bubba hotep
>>223104621Two in the pink panther and one in the stink panther, that's what I say.
Mogged every other actor in the episode
>>223104841Is that the dude from eureka?
Trek really lost all direction without hot women in it.
>>223105004You must not have seen the absolute smokeshow that is Nurse Chapel. My girl's out here absolutely killing it.
>>223105034I did she's too soft looking NGL.
>>223105004I wonder what was the reason to give her terrible haircut in every episode she was in.
>>223105171The helmet hair is crazy but the others are good.
Michelle Forbes always looked oddI don't wanna say she's ugly but she does have kind of a mannish face
>>223105422That's kind of the appeal ngl. Trannies are nasty but hunter eyes are hot.
>>223105422Yeah she is gross and mannish and only liked by fags, ie: >>223105432
nuHura grappling the andorian is what I imagine star trek rough sex with shran is lime
>>223101117How big was the colony by that point, 5,000? 10k? If they had the time and the tech they might've made a small fleet of ships to carry all the humans back to the Alpha quadrant, if they hadn't been happy on their own Delta quadrant planet already.
I've seen every episode of TOS at least a dozen times and still forgot there was an Andorian in The Gamesters of Triskelion.I always think of Journey to Babel, Whom Gods Destroy, and The Lights of Zetar.
>>223105826>This isn't breeding material.
>>223106108>Fifteen generations later, there are more than 100,000 humans living in three cities on the planet. It's official, Janeway is retarded
Can you imagine the sheer amount of bickering over the thermostat on a Federation starship with a diverse crew from many different worlds?
>>223106336I imagine many ships in starfleet were staffed by mostly 1 species that was most local. Especially if they had more extreme preferred environmentsThe Enterprise is the flagship though so was more diverse.
>>223106108pop was over 100k in 3 cities. they didnt have any spaceflight capability. would take years to bring them up to speed with starfleet. can help them more by finding a shortcut to earth and coming back later
The Star Trek 60 event at the Autry went well. Big crowd of trekkies, chating about Trek and enjoying the screening. Huge "Lower Decks!" chant from the crowd too.
>>223106268Considering she has no children, no. She isn't.
>>223106336It's probably standardized to human standards around the temperatures of what constitutes an M-class planet, to avoid that sort of bickering.If you're an alien in the Academy that prefers a specific kind of environment and can't stand the Earth environment, you're probably only going to qualify for special services in a special environment. Maybe working as a Starfleet representative to your own homeworld or something, in some capacity, or if there are enough of your species, sure, they could make a 'weird gaseous people ship' or something. But it's not they're going to be ambushing these aliens with a sudden unreasonable demand. They'll know they'll have to be able to suffer an Earth-like environment because that's where the Academy is.
>>223106364starfleet is like nato. despite claiming many members starfleet is really only human (USA) and vulcan (west euro) all the other aliens run seperate fleets and theres never a reference to an all tellerite or andorian starfleet ship like there is with vulcans.
>>223106424Time to give her some.
>>223106407pin is neat but too big. that other shit is shit. hope you didnt spend money
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being childfree and having a strong jawline.
>>223106298>>223106383I wonder if the Federation ever did anything to try and contact those people after Voyager returned home. Even if Janeway had just forgotten to say anything the encounter with the 37s was in her logs, surely somebody reviewed them.>>223106514Life exists to procreate, fail at that and there's no point to you in the longterm.
>>223106539I have epilepsy. What am I going to do? Pass this shit on to somebody? Die in childbirth? I'm good being a genetic dead end thanks.
Why are they still trying to force trek & morty after it died and was buried? It's time to let go.
>>223105034She is pretty sometimes but schitzo looking some other times. It's like they can't decide if they want her to be pretty or a fujo shipper
>>223106514That one's a little too far.
>>223098900Star Trek is propaganda. I had the ships shown to me years ago. It's straight up military brainwash material.
>>223105004You were obviously raised by a single mom.
One thing I always notice about TOS is how although it may seem "cheesy" and "dated" these days, it completely took itself 100% seriously. It was earnest. It wasn't a comedy, although they had comedic episodes. It also broke the sci-fi mold in the 1960s; it wasn't a kids show like Lost in Space which really was just a comedy. People respected Star Trek.So why is it now, 60 years later, a series that may seem goofy and silly shouldn't be allowed to present itself in a serious manner? Why is sincerity seen as "cringe"?
>>223106998How did you know?
>>223106444it's not his picture he only saved it from twitter or facebook
>>223107028First of all, TOS isn't dated>Why is sincerity seen as "cringe"?this is a defense mechanism because people are too insecure. be it in real life or writers of tv shows and movies who are too scared of making something real and having people call it shit so they hide behind irony and detachment. but people are becoming really fucking sick of this trend I think and it's starting to come back around to sincerity being cool
>>223107297>First of all, TOS isn't datedI know it isn't that's why I put it in quotations, because a lot of retarded people dismiss it as such
>>223107297>First of all, TOS isn't datedLol, lmao
>>223107435NTA but the stories aren't dated. The sets and the effects are dated, if you watch the non-remastered version anyway. But is that really what makes a show modern to you? A shitty, digital look and a lot of lens flares and flashing lights?Sure, there might be the odd line about women or something that is individually dated but that's like getting a small rock in your sandal when you're going to look at the Grand Canyon. Are you going to bitch about the rock in your shoe the entire fucking time or are you just going to shake it out and appreciate the beauty?
>500k fucking views on average>just kept dropping every season
>>223107514This image has yet to be sourced, btw, and its origin is a 4chan thread as far as anyone can tellI do believe Lower Drek had shit-tier viewership but 3.1 million for Section 31 is completely unbelievable, throws the whole graph into suspicion
the Star Trek show that's dated is Enterprise
>>223107508>NTA but the stories aren't dated.Stories aren't, but presentation is.
>>223107536>but 3.1 million for Section 31 is completely unbelievableIt's true, believe it or nothttps://trekmovie.com/2025/02/24/star-trek-section-31-ranks-on-nielsens-top-10-streaming-chart/
>>223107546Yeah I'd agree with that, it's very dated to the early 00s>shitty early 00s CGI>reminiscent of early WB/CW slop>overly sexed but offputting 90s basketball tits bimbo sex like Baywatch or something else which is repulsive in retrospect>every character has like 12 pack abs and is constantly taking their shirt off>all of the 9/11 shitYou are 100% correct, though I've never really thought about it. ENT is way more dated than other Berman Trek.
>>223107435Don't speak for me, faggot>>223107297The thing is, the irony-pilled attitude predates even Tranny Decks and other modern slop. It started with the baby boomers. I saved a post on TrekBBS where some 70 year old faggot blamed the 90s shows for killing the franchise because they "took themselves too seriously", and he pointed to "Kirk fighting the rubber lizard man" as an example of what Star Trek SHOULD be... but he forgot that, in the context of the episode, it was a serious life or death struggle between Kirk and the Gorn, and only a lead brained idiot who bought into pop culture jokes would think of it as being purposefully goofy/silly.
>>223107562Maybe the "so bad it's good" audience or something? Or is Michelle Yeoh just a draw and asians will watch anything she's in?
We talking about sincerity again? David would be so pissed about them not letting you smoke weed at a tennis tournament. RIP King.
>>223107508This one TAS episode takes itself seriously, despite the stiff animation. Probably because the short story it's adapted from is good and they didn't really change much.
>>223107628>It started with the baby boomersi don't think it started with them. the boomers on TrkeBBS have literally no original thought in their head. that guy you saw making that comment is just repeating what he saw some zoomer say and because he wants to seem WITH IT, he repeated it. the bbs geezers are a very special kind of retarded.
>>223107628>where some 70 year old faggot blamed the 90s shows for killing the franchise because they "took themselves too seriously", and he pointed to "Kirk fighting the rubber lizard man" as an example of what Star Trek SHOULD be... but he forgot that, in the context of the episode, it was a serious life or death struggle between Kirk and the Gorn, and only a lead brained idiot who bought into pop culture jokes would think of it as being purposefully goofy/silly.There have always been dumb fans and smart fans of Trek, though. There are people who enjoy the heady, philosophical writing of Trek and there are people who like haha funny lizard man and flashing lights, lasers, pew pew WHOAAAAA TNG sure is comfy it's just my replacement for real friends TOOT TOOT LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKSThere people might be complete fucking morons (like BF) but they help keep the franchise alive
>>223107628>Don't speak for me, faggotDon't call me faggot, you queer
Which Star Trek series is the most Lynchian?
>>223107508>Sure, there might be the odd line about women or something that is individually dated butThe only thing dated about TOS treatment of women is that they oftentimes present/treat them with more virtue/respect than they actually deserve.
>>223107754It's really just that one line in The Cage/Menagerie desu
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>>223107754Yeah, especially in the last episode of TOS.
>>223107670I have to always make the point that the same users on the BBS who absolutely despised VOY/ENT and said how much they wanted to kill Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, are the same ones 25 years later dismissing any criticism of NuTrek as coming from "alt right trolls", suddenly taking a moral high ground and parroting CNN. I hate boomers who do this shit.
>can't watch a 60 year old sci-fi series but can watch a 50 year old sci-fi animeMaybe I am retarded tbqh.
>>223107886You are.Anime being foreign offers another layer of separation from its sincerity which gives your addled post-ironic brain a little more comfort and makes it a little more digestible. TOS is too familiar, it's just Americans speaking English so you find it dated and off-putting and corny in its sincerity.To be honest, this is a pretty common phenomenon and how a lot of westerns are able to digest anime themes easily and agreeably where they'd find the same themes off-putting and cheesy if in a western show. Things like loving your comrades, your friends, being willing to sacrifice yourself for them, all of that stuff which is so common in anime and so alien to us.
>>223107636>watch for 5 minutes >it's shit>turn off>6 gorillion views
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>>223107936Oh yeah I'm totally poisoned by irony you got me.
>>223108057Books on your shelf don't make you intelligent or self-aware. A chimpanzee can flip through the pages of War and Peace 10 million times and never learn a thing aside from how to turn a page.The proof is in the pudding and your opinions are so rancid that they couldn't reflect anything else but the leavings of some post-ironic spinster that can't get over her high school hang-ups.
>>223107664I liked him as Frasier's brother.
>>223107677It's like when people say they hate TMP because it's too boring and prefer TWOK because it has more action, but they completely miss the philosophical points that TWOK also makes - growing old, the moral dilemma behind Genesis, whether or not being driven by revenge is worth it, etc.
>>223107971i agree
>>223108181Agreed. TWOK also has incredible line-to-line writing. Almost every line in that movie is great and a ton of them are memorable.
>>223108163I'm rereading E Unibus Pluram now because of this thread.
>>223108057Read more classic pulp scifi, I like Heinlein myself but there's lots of great stories to choose from.Ringworld is quite interesting. I love Rendezvous with Rama. Moon is a Harsh Mistress remains a favorite, Orphans of the Sky doesn't get enough love. Ender's Game, Foundation, Childhood's End, I even like more recent books like House of Suns and Pushing Ice for their neat concepts. There are more good stories to read than there are hours left in our lives.
>>223108181Twok just has a really tight script. It's maybe the only trek movie that went hard into action movie territory and still remained trek
>>223108229>E Unibus PluramOh sweet I love that show. I love how the hive mind is pretty nice.
>>223108231Big fan of the culture series.
>>223108322Khan isn't even really that action filled, there's the two space battles and that's about itIt's carried by the good dialogue delivered by skilled actors
Stop sniffing farts and do something with yourself.
>>223108401>Shatner>skilled actor
for me it's Land of the Beautiful Dead and The Last Hour of Gann
>>223107677>>223107628The writers of Arena weren't thinking>haha Kirk wrestle man in rubber lizard costume this is soooo stupid xDThey were thinking>in this story, Kirk shows mercy to the monster-like alien that just tried to kill himFor some reason we as a society only focus on the former instead of the latter.
>>223108525unironically it's called media illiteracy
>>223108424He's a good actor, but he only has like 2 characters
>>223108419>Stop sniffing fartsPICARD is precisely FOR fart sniffing
>>223107536From my understanding, it wasn't really marketed as star trek at its release.
>>223108525>For some reason we as a society only focus on the former instead of the latter.First and foremost because the costume and fight look absurd and low-effort, but also because the idea that a giant alien lizard man who makes retard noises is actually totally just like us is unbelievable.Same reason why Starship Troopers is an absolute failure of satire - and that's before even considering that the dindu nuffin bugs kill millions by hurling asteroids through space.
We are Skrain Dukat, we carry the flameWe'll fight for the Pah-wraiths, we'll honor his nameWe are Skrain Dukat, his courage our ownTogether unbroken, we'll make the wormhole known
>>223108870Sounds like you got filtered
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>>223108525>For some reason we as a society only focus on the former instead of the latter.Because it's hilarious, and undermines the latter.
I like her smile, I like her eyesI like her style and I like her sizeShe's not too thin and she's not too fatI like a little girl like thatI like the way she wears her hairShe's got that something for which I careThis is what I'm getting atI like a little girl like thatAin't that a galOh gee oh myI tell you palWith me she's checkedand double checkedAnd someday soon when I decideI'm gonna get me a nice little brideTo share that cozy little flatI like a little girl like that
>>223109121https://vocaroo.com/1oVLtWHnQDKD
>>223108870>Same reason why Starship Troopers is an absolute failure of satireIf the first half of your post didn't convince me you were a complete fucking idiot, the second half sure did.
Wagon Train in space
>>223109502Wagon Train In Space Sex with Sherriff Worf
>>223109549>Worf centric episode>Spiner once again steals the showHow does he do it
I just dont accept Skrain as being Dukat's name. it's "canon" I reject the same as Trelane being a Q. it's just retarded and wrong, sorry
>>223108870Compared to modern norms, I guess. But personally, I think modern shaky cam fight choreography is also dogwater piss terrible these days where everyone knows kung fu. There's something charming about Kirk using weird pro-wrestling moves from the 1960s Also, Trek was pretty expensive and always high budget, or right on the edge of being high budget. The lizardman outfit is iconic. Either way, you're focusing on the wrong things.>the idea that a giant alien lizard man who makes retard noises is actually totally just like us is unbelievable.Here is where you go completely off the rails, though. The gorn doesn't need to be "just like us," he just needs to have sentience and the ability to reason. The point being that aliens might very well be completely hideous and otherworldly to us but still be sentient and still be logical and still have order to their thoughts and all the same kind of cultural idiosyncracies that we might have -- just entirely alien and different to our own.However, it's a safe bet that regardless of those differences, a creature like the gorn would resent being exploited for laboratory use.Would it help you understand the episode if he had an asspussy on his face or there were some Darmok memes to make it easily digestible for you?
>>223109343You're right. Star Trek should be irony-poisoned like Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. You've convinced me.
>>223109584>I reject the same as Trelane being a QNothing new really, just canonizing old ideas
>>223099590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKkHGfLiciE
>>223109621>Peter DavidI've read tons of Star Trek novels and he was one of my least favorite authors.I only heard recently that he died.
>>223109661a win for all trek-kind
>>223109586That's not my point. Tapestry is considered one of the best episodes of Star Trek ever. But if the aliens in this episode (and thus Picard, portraying one of those aliens) had huge bat ears, unicorn horn and anteenas steaking out of their heads, and their skin was purple, don't you think it would undermine that episode? The story you want to tell is important, but so is the presentation. You can't talk about important topic like say sexual assault, while dressed like a clown and doing usuall clown tricks. It kinda ruines what you're trying to do. Just like the cheapness of "Arena" did.
>>223109661Never trust a man with two first names. He's probably hiding (((something))).
>>223109584It actually isn't canon at all. It's something from Memory Beta.
>>223109502Wagon Train on Wesley's mom in space
>>223098900Kirsty Allen is way better Saavik and 3 and 4 would've been better movies if she was in them
>>223109661>>223109688He was one of those people who was clearly a big fan of Trek but only gleamed pew pew lasers kick ass fuck chicks from it instead of the underlying messageHe writes TOS in the extreme way pop culture perceives it, and he writes TNG like TOS.When Pocket Books exiled him to his New Frontier Gary Stu fan fiction it was beneficial to the other series.
What do you think of Star Trek's version of Heaven just being the Windows XP default wallpaper, and you just kind of hang out there by yourself and chill for all eternity?
>>223109736She's talking about Ted Bundy, right?
SNW surprised me this time. An admiral insulting Kirk's father was a neat idea. Imagine this was you during a job interview.
>>223098917I am SO sick of your autistic need to post this in EVERY goddamn Trek thread, I'm just going to put the Trek gen on my filter list. I'm SO fucking sick of your constant need for childish attention. You've made your point for over a goddamn year now. KYS.I came to talk about the new fan film. I've been avoiding the gen's for a long time because I'm so fucking TIRED of your autistic attention seeking. Good luck when most of us disappear and you're left talking to just bots and a few remaining stragglers. The gen will die just like /toy/ has died. All because of you fucking assholes who need constant fucking attention.KYS.
>>223109828wow spoiler tag this please, you just ruined the newest episode of strange new worlds for me
>>223109840Imagine getting so pissed about a ritualpost, we've had those since the start you insufferable newfaggotbegone
>>223109767>be kid>read TNG book>"and then Picard punched the alien, Worf decapitated another, Riker fucked two women at the same time, and Data made a sex joke">wtf that's not what TNG is like
>>223109736Ms Crusher I must caution you, this wagon ride will be quite rough, the wood is as hard as it comes, and your bottom will be quite sore by the end.
>>223109767i don't know how he got away with it so long
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>>223109767>When Pocket Books exiled him to his New Frontier Gary Stu fan fiction it was beneficial to the other series.Is that the one where Captain "beat" the Kobayashi Maru test by acting like a schizo? And I think he was always carring a ceremonial sword or something?
>>223109840The worst part is that it spread >>>/a/290813697
Is this actually the oldest general thread on /tv/?
>>223109926Yeah easily
>>223109904Yeah where he self inserts as this Chad looking guy from a warrior race who gets to bang Shelby
>>223109828>one week, muppets>next week, kino>next week, soap opera>next week, kinothis show is so infurtiating
>snw>kino
>>223110071I love how people will say anime is crap and then they will watch this shit.
Now that it's been 60 years, or 40 or considering syndication, are they EVER going to restore that episode that they censored back in the 80s? The one with the spear that gets chucked into a redshirt? That spear could originally be seen sticking into him and didn't have fog at all.
>>223110071So what you're saying is, the tradition of even numbers being good has been maintained.
>>223109840is this a bit? ritualposts don't require your attention. Just filter it if it makes you so upset
>>223110166At least post a good anime
>>223099948I hope you can make choices that affect the story like that other Star Trek game that came out a while back. No other character in Star Trek represents individualism as much as Ro Laren so letting the player feel the weight of their choices would make it a more immersive Ro Laren experience.Plus it's a tradition in Trek games that I get rid of the crew members I don't like by sending them on suicide missions.Something like the Dark Pictures anthology series would be my dream for future Star Trek horror games, especially the one where they go to the desert and find a temple and you think it's demons at first but then you realize it's vampires but then it's space vampires and you find the UFO buried under the temple.I'm big hyped for this game.
>>223110185not exactly while e2 (the event horizon ep) was good, e4 was that silly black and white noir klington planet ep
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>>223110166We don't.Alex Krustman is currently holding the franchise hostage since the Kelvin reboot.We patiently wait for Shatner to outlive the wretched con man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiW6p5AAIyIUnification proves that ST's soul lives on, unscathed.
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>>223110309>raised on federation welfare>affirmative actioned through the academy>given a second chance after betraying the federation>thought she was dead>tried to murder everyone in engineering >betrayed starfleet againro is almost as bad as worf
>>223110371Gene's son has been toiling away on producing scripts for the TOS crew. They built a 1:1 Enterprise for filming in and hired actors for new characters, and are using AI for the og cast, so it's kind of a hybrid of a bunch of technologies that are developing at speeds that outpace production of the scripts.It'll be really interesting to see how it all plays out. Whatever happens, it'll be more canon than anything released since like 2001.
I love when Voyager had that Bajoran character admit she only graduated from the Academy due to affirmative action and it was during the Occupation
>>223110432I'd take a TOS season 4.Even animated, I do like TAS.
>>223110626I'll celebrate anything that isn't nutrek, just to spite nutrek. Toys, video games, $200 anime statues, I don't give a fuck, I want everything besides nutrek to succeed beyond anyone's wildest dreams just so the shareholders going over quarterly reports have hard data showing Trek thrives and the community still shows up when it isn't being raped by Kurtzman.
>>223110451i liked when bajoran faith was so retarded it immediately turned the hirogen hologram into a genocidal maniac. also that time the bajoran threw a fit about the cardi hologram doctor that cured space covid. did that faggot want the caste system back too?
>>223109849Is this a bot?
>>223110432You’re an unhinged schizophrenic retard and this thread is the most important thing in your life. Not mine. I leave for years at a time. Or do I? We could be talking about Star Trek RIGHT… NOW….
>Arbeit macht frei, ja?
oh look it's the telepath from Babylon 5 again
>>223110796Hey wow it's the guy from CHiPs
>>223108229Your shelf is full of books I read in math class at fifteen. If that is supposed to be ironic. You probably have a room stacked full of books where you cry and ruin them. I wouldn’t be so willing to sit down and talk if I wasn’t capable of keeping up appearances. You are an entire gremlin honestly. The guy who makes trekpu is Frodo obviously. I guess that makes me Sam
>over a year since the last kotobukiya trek statue>over a year until nacelle's ro laren and dr selar figures are releasedWhat the fuck is this bullshit
>>223110796does she have the same name as rom's wife
>>223110804Eric Estrada?
>>223110823The other one, baby.
>>223110823No, Bruce Jenner.
>>223110722Why would a bot care about spoilers for all-new episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds that you can watch on Paramount+?
>>223110451I'm still mad they killed off this cutie in the pilot
>>223110807Wouldn’t you be more comfortable in the toy collection section of the website big guy?
watch star trek on peeplus
>>223110874>don't-pair-tom-with-a-brown-woman-for-one-scene challengevoyager writers:
>>223110796whoops here she is again
Babylon 5 in Star Trek
>>223110893Brown woman? Looks Italian to me.
>>223110932Stupid bitch in the thread
>>223110845You mean there's a White Sisko?
Is there a Star Trek episode with the same energy as Groove is in the Heart?
ahead of their time
>>223110995Cost of Living
I swear /trek/ never fails to deliver
>>223110960BIZARROBIZARRO!
imagine Geordie would have worn his lsb on Galerndon Core
>>223110884They get angry when you post statues there and I'm pretty sure it's just me and like two people who actually buy Trek toys and post them there, and it's a slow board so it'd just get swarmed with dipshits who wanna start drama instead of Trek discussion. After Nacelle's second wave we should be in a better position to set up a colony there. Wave 3 will be huge, it's the TOS characters that kitbashers can use for generic crew bodies. But that won't be until the middle of next year.
>>223110960Sisko was already baseball American. He’s practically Latino
>>223110723Jesus William... calm down.No need to be too emotional.
>>223109828This screencap came from "The Chase"
>>223111102I don’t give a fuck
>>223111102Why isn't there a Star Trek themed Smash Bros yet
>>223109926It at least as old as /who/. I assume /who/ is still around because they're just like Trek autists but with even worse taste
I just remembered how that disgusting tranny mentalcrash trolled /trek/ for years because xe tried to make competing /star/ threads that no one wanted to post in.
>>223111197>/who/they're crashing that plane with no survivors even worse than the trek jews are trying to do
>>223111217I 'member when those 2-3 spergs got pissed at the "normie discord" with husnock, jansa, myself, etc, and went on a shitposting rampage after making their own "troll discord"god, how pathetic
>>223111260Ah yeah 'shitpost gang'. Becuase someone said they reported tillyfag's shitposting and tillyfag had a meltdown kek
>>223111314>Becuase someone said they reported tillyfag's shitposting and tillyfag had a meltdown kekkek yeah that was metillyfag sperged out and kept ranting about "snitch bitches"
>>223111330was also an odo edit of this but i couldn't find it in the archive
>>223111123
>>223111140You'll give a fuck. If they won't give us a /trek/ board, we'll make it a /trek/ site, one board at a time.>>223111184Isn't there a mobile game where you unlock chibi versions of Trek characters and they shoot phasers and stuff at each other?
>>223111330>kek yeah that was methe hero we needed
>>223109840But he de most, de MOST sexy man
SNW forgot again that you can't fire a phaser onboard a starfleet ship undetected
oo la la doctor oo la la
there are always...possibilities
the cursed goat returns
>>223111652Firebrand? More like Flyswatter
>>223111652so the warp core is in the nacelle?
>>223111705Or partially in the neck section.
>>223111513girls with books are hot
i bought this for $5. why the hell are they selling for $150+ on ebay? there are a dozen listings!
>>223111899At least DS9 tried to make their one off wheelchair character make sense with the gravity explanation
>>223110960I hope you’re happy. I don’t think I want to hang out anymore. I am sorry too. I probably should just let you drink yours to death you’re right I’m crazy
>>223101535Did they seriously cheap out on the nose ridges?
>>223111931That made no sense either. If her planet was so out of the ordinary from what class M worlds are supposed to be, she wouldn't have looked like an ordinary humanoid, if her species evolved on that world.
>>223112119:(
>>223111899If in 31st century I still have to use wheelchair instead of some cyber implants, fuck that future.
>>223111899If they couldn't clone the spine like on TNG, that guy must have a serious brain injury that causes paralysis. Is that really starfleet material?
>>223111518>>223111926I hope you didn't write the note on the coverYou should buy a display case for it
>>223112142I said they "tried"It was more just a handwave to be able to tell the story using a character that Bashir could reasonably be expected to be attracted to.It's not an episode if whats her name looked like a blobfish
>>223110626Take your pick: Animated and Star Trek Continues together constitute Season 4.
>>223109695Leave him alone the Gypsies curse already stole him from us
soon I will be able to tell my fan stories using ai
>>223111197>>223111236I feel sorry for the fact their showrunner is a Discovery fan.
>>223110166>>223110301
>>223112187>It's not an episode if whats her name looked like a blobfishIt could work
>>223112178its in very good condition. small dog ear in the cover and a little wear on the edges but spine is almost new. seems as good as any of the ebay listings
>>223112291Ok.I see your point
>>223112280I really like that episode about how to make an anime.
>>223111330is tillyfag pizza schizo?
>>223112176I dunno, there are a few positions that you could plug a super-intelligent nugget into and have them productive that way like navigation.
>>223112440Nah, tillyfag wasn't that crazy
lmao
>>223112608What do you think an impulse engine does to the atmosphere of the planet it lands on? Is it just ions that power it?
>>223112439I always wished they got the Dedede voice actor to voice him in the games, I think he did a great job
>>223112667It's not just ions. It's supercharged plasma with a subspace component to it.
Rough estimate exactly how many people have I pissed off here?
>>223112440Why don’t you just ask me you fucking pussy?
>>223112799You wish you had my fucking pussy you ding dong ching chong.
>>223112820Tekkoshow it to us bb.
>>223112608That thing should fall over forward without any support for the end of the saucer section. There's no fucking way it could sit level with those piddly feet in the middle.
>>223112779You haven't pissed me off. I just don't respect you or any of your opinions which is different.
>>223098910I never knew that Jean Luc Spock was a thing until I saw that.
>>223113279Anti-grav technology.
>>223112266It's because he's a faggot and he straight up admitted that he was never interested in Star Trek until they added fag shit to it.
>>223113685Why does it need feet then?And what if it fails, or needs to be serviced or overhauled?Not buying it.
>>223104460Do you get a thrill when people call you a pervert, queer, or faggot?
>>223114064it's the same word in Arabic.
i am pretty sure its mostly samefagging but lets endeavor to do a better star trek job next star trek thread.
>>223114459Maybe THIS thread she'll finally love him and answer him!
If Enterprise ever got to the Earth-Romulan war, I think the obvious thing they would have done was have Archer see the Romulans for one reason or another, and have him not disclose their appearance to protect the foundation of the Federation. Romulans looking like Vulcans would have killed it.
>>223115021its not an issue. no reason to break from canon. audience can see the romulans without the characters seeing the romulans.
>>223115021In a different thread, I could have called you ... Based.
>>223115154It adds drama, ties the war even more directly into the founding of the federation, and is lore consistent while allowing Archer greater interaction with the antagonist. No one believes that a human has ever seen a Romulan because Archer does not disclose that he did.
>>223099597And still looks fucking great. Takei on suicide watch.
>>223115401It's all the astaxanthin in his diet. Keeps him nice and pink too.
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are we doing new here or am I supposed to go look on /toy/ for the new /trek/
>>223115401He looks as good at his age as I do at almost 40.
>>223115541we only do star trek sex here
>>223115541Go to /toy/ and never come back.
are we doing new here or am I supposed to go look on /m/ for the new /trek/
>>223115657Go to /toy/ and act like it's /m/.
>>223110676How much is this... The only S/T figurine I would ever consider buying?
>>223115903I'd be suspicious of anything less than $200 on ebay, though sometimes there are some good deals that show up. There are a ton of knock-offs. Always look for in hand pics and check the packaging, because the knock-offs have nutrek characters and shit all over the sides while the authentic packaging only has character art specific to the figures in the box.The command officer is really nice, too. I was hoping for a ginger engineer but alas, it seems Kotobukiya has moved on.
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>>223115291Eh, I think that would feel too much like a retread of the Borg plot. You can't say Archer met all the TNG antagonists and failed to disclose any of it.
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