King Renly editionPrevious: >>223103043
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
King Faggot edition
>>223136839that'd be king daeron
Tullys and freys are cringe as fuck and the crown should just control the river lands
>>223136914The Targs sort of used to by exercising control over Harrenhal in a way they didn't over other kingdoms
>>223136914It should go to the Mallisters
>Even if Riverrun marshals all its strength and the Young Wolf wins back from the west, how can we hope to match the numbers Lord Tywin can send against us? When he comes, he will come with far more power than he commanded on the Green Fork. Highgarden has joined itself to Joffrey's cause, I remind you!">"I had not forgotten.">"I have been Lord Tywin's captive once," said Ser Hosteen, a husky man with a square face who was said to be the strongest of the Freys. "I have no wish to enjoy Lannister hospitality again.">Ser Harys Haigh, who was a Frey on his mother's side, nodded vigorously. "If Lord Tywin could defeat a seasoned man like Stannis Baratheon, what chance will our boy king have against him?" He looked round to his brothers and cousins for support, and several of them muttered agreement.>"Someone must have the courage to say it," Ser Hosteen said. "The war is lost. King Robb must be made to see that.">Roose Bolton studied him with pale eyes. "His Grace has defeated the Lannisters every time he has faced them in battle.">"He has lost the north," insisted Hosteen Frey. "He has lost Winterfell! His brothers are dead . . .">"Had Stannis won, all might have been different," Ronel Rivers said wistfully. He was one of Lord Walder's bastards.>"Stannis lost," Ser Hosteen said bluntly. "Wishing it were otherwise will not make it so. King Robb must make his peace with the Lannisters. He must put off his crown and bend the knee, little as he may like it."Fellas, is it treason to speak truth about the current political situation? Should Roose have torn out all their tongues for daring to cast doubt on God-Emperor Robb's holy image?
>>223136943Canonically the best riverlands house. Signed up with Robb on the spot.
>>223136962>Should Roose have torn out all their tongues for daring to cast doubt on God-Emperor Robb's holy image?Yes.
>>223136980based
>>223136851>my point stands. You can't prove it wrong.And you can't answer >>223136543 so you cling on to the trolling accusation and continue to avoid engaging with my sincere arguments the way Robb avoided facing Tywin all his short miserable campaign, lol.
>>223136962What got lost in all that talk about Frey betrayal is how Roose also was undermining Robb every step of the way. You won't see Tywin's bannermen scheming behind his back like this.
>>223136836Chel...
>>223137057>admit to trolling>"NOOOO I'm serious now, please debate me from the last thread!"lolno doubt will reply to this post, desperate for attention like a bitch in heat
>>223137250What you're doing looks a lot more like trolling to me. And i was serious 99% of the time. Be honest, was >I wrote it because it was quicker than writing walls of text. And yes, i couldn't pass up the opportunity to troll a bitSo egregious an admission that you had to derail our entire conversation?
Reminder: North is not any more loyal than South. Robb's own kin i.e Karstarks betrayed him. West stayed loyal to Tywin through thick and thin.
>>223136807If I ever got teleported to westeros I would climb the social lader pretty fast. I know how to read and write and Im also a baker/pastry chef. I'd be able to find a comfy kingdom I would work baking pastries never seen before and would call out the attention of royals pretty fast. preferably Honetholt or somewhere in the Reach, maybe even the Tyrells would take me in. Wouldnt be able to sleep with any royal women tho. But thats fine, lots of peasent hotties around anyway
>>223136839He literally had a wife, the hottest woman in the Seven Kingdoms too
....semoc eH
>>223138066Shame that she married the biggest homosexual in the Seven Kingdoms.
wine, not oil
>>223137490>baker/pastry chefwould most of your skills transfer to a different era/world though? I wake up at 3am sometimes and walk past the baker's shop as she sets up (she has one of those places where the back of cashier station is a big window into her workshop) and most of the work seems robo-assisted. Imo in the past being a baker would be more about negotiation/procurement skills (weak enforcement on flour/goods standards, people would constantly try and cut your shit), staff management (huge teams if you're catering for even a large inn). Not to mention you'd have a hard time arguing your way into actually being able to access the location and equipment to show off your pastry skills. Imo in these time travel/isekai threads, only people with immediately useful/showy skills would survive unless the relocation somehow allows you to bring stuff along or plops you in the world with some favourable backstory.Meanwhile, as I am armed with my mighty knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System I am going to completely take over OIdtown if I make it there.
>>223137490I always wondered if the best sword duelists of today would do well against the best sword duelists of medieval times. Our nutrition is better, we're generally bigger and stronger and in better shape (if you're active like a duelist, anyway), and we have hundreds of years of experience to fall back onOh but if I myself got teleported to somewhere like Westeros I'd just be an upjumped peasant. I have no real skills they'd consider remarkable besides probably reading and writing better than anyone else there, and I'm not witty I'd get outmaneuvered in any sort of scheme very fast
AAAAAAGGGGHHHH
>>223138887Queenslayer
>>223138820>sword duelistsDo you mean fencers or HEMA guys?
>>223139025I guess HEMA, unless fencers use longswords
>>223138887>>223138975Queenslayer.Babekiller. (Ollie)HEAATTHENNN!!!
>>223136852Daeron was straight before he turned his back on Gwayne
>>223138096!on ,on ,oN
:(
>>223139388Who should she have married?
>>223139412me
>>223139412Me :)
>>223139089I don't think they would do great. Even with the benefit of modern nutrition they are just happy amateurs going up against members of a warrior class who have been drilled in how to dismember people since childhood.
>>223136962"Sometimes loyalty means telling hard truths""Alright then. Spit it out. What's the hard truth?""Catelyn Stark is a retard who doomed the North. Robb cannot win whilst his mother is anywhere near the chain of command."
>>223139412Me. Lord Forrester.
>>223139412Gwyane
>>223137490I'd try to find myself running a tavern, and then I'd introduce the most popular food Westeros has ever seen: the Burger.Eventually I start a franchise of taverns and eateries across Kings Landing serving my burgers, and possibly even spread out further.History will remember me as Ser Anon, the man who introduced McDonalds to Westeros.
why does she always look like she doesn't know what's going on
>>223137490I would take the Black because I need somewhere to stay and I’m too retarded to become a Maester or Septon.
>>223137490I'd probably try to make a name for myself discussing basic sanitation and microbes to prove my intelligence then get rhetoric-mogged by some Maester and kill myself in shame
>>223140077hey at least you're not a programmer
>>223140097>I mean it's kind of cool i guess
>>223137490I'd rape. Ser Anon the Raper Knight they'd call me.
>you will never have a chicken farm with herwhy do I even exist
>>223140077mfw>go to westeros >dumb unwashed peasantry try to tell me their customs>scoff and call them all faggots>cut myself, clean and bandage the wound>tell them to look and learn>bandit stabs me to deathsuch is life in the riverlands
poppa bear?
>>223139601>Catelyn guided Robb's cock into Jeyne's cunt
>>223140570She certainly guided Tyrion to the Eyrie.
>>223138887topkek, the knife is in her lung
>>223138887Deserved. She went nuts.
>>223136543>2. Robb never moved against Tywin either.His raid of the Westerlands was an attack on Tywin’s pride. Tywin was going to rush into the jaws of Brynden’s ambush in his own lands but Edmure was unaware and fucked it up by successfully stopping Tywin.
POPPA BEAR!
>>223136807What do you want for arya in the books ?for me it's her trying to kill cersei but fail and die raped by cersei and the mountain
>>223142662I want her to cuck the Targaryens out of their big moment of glory just like in the show
>>223142043I thought we all agreed that Robb and Blackfish were gaslighting Edmure so he'd accept Frey marriage proposal? That or Robb was engaging in some wishful thinking after the fact. No way that plan would've went off without a hitch.
>>223136836I love Dornish girls so much
>>223139412Bold Jon Roxton
>>223139951the wall wasn't kind to olivia
>>223139388Knowing Otto if Viserys hadn't allowed him to attempt to legitimize Aegon through targ sister marriage then he would've married Helaena off to Ormund, which would've been even funnier.
>>223139951Why do simps call her a good actress and beautiful? I watched the first couple of minutes of a youtube video where the fag claimed she was the most beautiful and bestest actress alive right now. I vomited a little bit, stopped the video, and left a nasty comment.
>>223143220Anon, I hate to break it to you but that's just some mexican.
>>223137350Sorry anon, when you admit to trolling you tend to derail your own conversation and not get taken seriously lol
>>223137463That's not accurate, northerners continue to fight for Ned long after his death.Meanwhile Tywin also had bannermen turn on him and was murdered by a Westerman.
>>223136852is that the kid from the ted tv show? crazy
>>223137490I think I'd do pretty well.I would be the only one with power of One True God and anime on my side
>>223144987What if you couldn't bring anime with you?
Daemon's Valyrian daughter, the last dragon rider, taking Hightower dick daily
>>223145261why are their faces blacked out?
Swordbearer
>>223145288Because he's a schizo poster you should ignore.
Swordbearer.
>>223145288Depicting faces is haram
>>223145261VELARYON'D
>>223138066Being married to the hottest woman in Westeros and still fucking boys is the most gay thing possible.
>>223137490If "humans" of Planetos are genetically the same or similar enough to humans of Earth, you getting teleported there would simultaneously cause you to die very quickly from disease native to Planetos, and from you would spread disease native to Earth which would depopulate Planetos like nothing ever seen
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>~300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned? Really?
>>223137490>>223138820You're wrongly assuming that Westeros speaks/writes in any Earth language. You being able to read and write would be functionally useless there
>>223145584George needed some filler for the period between the death of the dragons and the fall of the Targs, please understand.
>>223138066If Renly was married to the hottest woman in the Seven Kingdoms he wouldn't have been a homo.
>>223145584'ould've never 'appened if Prince Daemon Blackfyre, the mightiest sword in Westeros, Aspect of the Warrior himself, won the war.
How does it feel knowing Chad RR Martin has bedded hotter wenches than (You) ever will?
>>223145926little and less
>>223145926Why is his head so large
>>223145926id feel like telling him to finish the book already that fat fuck
>>223145926What's up with both him and Stephen King looking like weird hobo goblins in their youth?
>>223145889Facts.
>>223146058Body didn't catch up to it yet.
>>223146120That's the phenotype of the tale-spinner. You realty think a phrenology-matching aristocrat is going to write anything but flowers and fun?You need the hobgoblin archetype to type out filth and fascination.
>>223146080That's never going to happen. George is too busy scouting talent for his Aegon movie. You think black Valyrians just grow on trees? George must inspect every prospective actor and actress for that special "it" factor. Also D&D did an admirable job of finishing up ASOAIF in a way that was faithful to George's outline. It's not like they came up with Arya killing NK, Dany going cray cray, Jon killing her and getting exiled, and Bran getting elected king because he has the best story all by themselves. All that is obviously straight from Gurm.
>>223146120Just master race things.>https://forward.com/culture/430773/the-secret-jewish-history-of-stephen-king/
>>223146283doubti think stannis killing his daughter came from him thougheverbeit diversion subverted is his entire thing anyways
https://youtu.be/b0fZ25C9emU
STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>223147252Silverwing just wanted to have some fun.
>>223145926i've fucked really hot whores so i doubt it
>>223146283cope, the ending of the show is a retarded fanfictionfor exemple, something important like breaking the wall by undead viserion was a d&d bullshit, they said it themself in the book fire cannot kill a dragon. ofc, i still blame gurm for not finishing the books in time.
>>223136807King Rengay
>>223136807serious question bros, will twinks want me to top them if i have a beard like that or should i shave it off?
It's a crime they deleted the Viserys/Alicent wedding scenes
>>223148275It's a crime they never filmed Aegon and Helaena's wedding.
>>223148297They robbed us of Phia in a wedding dressDeath to Condal
>>223139089Most HEMAfags would probably get destroyed by an actual fencing master or (combat experienced) Knight. Especially by the latter, since HEMA (while not the horseshit that is modern sport fencing) is a point based system where bouts reset at actual contact, and a knight actually used to armored fighting. I don't think the nutrition gap is actually that big between a modern athlete and a knight anyway, and they've also been practicing since they were boys. But even in the unarmored duel fencing most HEMA guys practice, I think they'd get shit on by actual professional fencers (lots of people fenced and even got into duels, but weren't professionals). The higher average height would play more to their advantage here, since no armor means reach goes from a mild advantage to a massive one. However, HEMA is ultimately trying to re-create historical martial arts based on whatever fencing treatises survived. Whereas comparable fencers were the ones writing those treatises or studying under the masters who did. In both cases there's also the psychological factor. Most HEMA guys have never killed someone else. But knights and experienced fencers almost certainly have. The HEMA fencer would be gun-shy and that'd create a lot of openings for his opponent.
KINSLAYERBABE KILLER
>>223136807egg is icsh
>>223147877That doesn't say anything about the overarching storyline of the main characters being different. Of course Gurm will want to change a few things now knowing the response to his previous subversions.
>>223148320Yeah we got robbed blind
>>223145926Looks don’t bother me, I just like being able to say Ive cum up their arse. I can say that about several of them.
Mommies
>>223145291I would bear his sword if you know what I mean.
>Are we the baddies?
>>223149088>dis bihh crayzee>fo real
>>223149088>>Are we the baddies?I interpretted this more as: "Oh fuck we chose the wrong side didn't we"
>>223149088>sheeeeit, nigga
>>223149088>>Are we the baddies?Yes.
>>223149155How do you respond without sounding mad?
rhae rhae was seething so hard she was about to pop a vein
>>223149165>>223149210Cortisol-nuked that bitch fr
>>223148980>Your son calls me mommy, too
Dunk is terrible and the Egg story is weak and pathetic
I still love her /tv/ bring her back
>>223149165
I miss her
>>223144874Ah. That would be a lesson for me then, to never give you autists a quarter and never joke or try to be ironic. Still, i'm curious how, if ever, you would've replied to my points. It's suspicious how you latched on to that "admission" that i really didn't think much of when posting, almost like you didn't want to argue in good faith.>>223144878Anon... Should i tell you what kingdom did the man who stabbed Robb into the heart come from? Also Karstark thing is kinda inexcusable, you'd never see Tywin's bannermen disobeying him behind his back like that. And Tyrion was an outsider all his life. Tywin did fail as a father, true. That's the point of his story, that he did everything right but failed at raising his kids.
>>223139305My BOY!
Nuncle...
>>223149439Why did the show producers fanfic in the whole Aegon rape thing? And then melt his penis off? Seems like they hate men. But when Rhaenyra rapes Ser Criston and Mysaria it's all good.
>>223148550luke is icsh
>>223150051daeron is icsh
>>223150056They want to be raped by Aegon and self-inserted as Diana. Understandable.
Dayne?
>>223150395He wasn't alone.
>>223150162Daeron is 17 you pervert. Might as well be lusting after grandpa. Real pedos like the White Walkers are into babies.
>>223149691>admit to trolling>accuses others of posting in bad faithPure autism lolIf you want my advice on debating in good faith, just make a fresh new post on whatever you want to talk about so it isn't tainted by autism/trolling/whatever. If it's a good point, someone will bite.
He won and your favorite lost badly. You have to come to terms with this.
>>223150862King of the Trident and North
>>223150862Nuncle... please sit.
>>223150862what if he is my favorite?
>>223138887I will never forgive them for what they did to herI still love herhttps://youtu.be/LIXFn1ZVbI0
>>223151084Keep in mind his daughters will be Tully redheads eager to have lots of kidsIs that the kind of house you want to marry into?
>>223151115tully redheads with the fertility of house frey
ULF TARGARYEN
>>223149121He’s a maester, he doesn’t get to choose a side.
>>223150056The writers' barely disguised fetish.
>>223145926>chadMartin literally defecate in your head and all his fanbase, he is indeed chad :)
>>223153407>associates defecation with being a chadsaar?
Would anyone else absolutely plow Cersei? Not book Cersei "most beautiful 50 year old ever" either, Lena Headey. Only seasons 1-3 though
>>223153592I have never found Lena Headey attractive
>>223153717Neither have I but in the extravagant gowns, long blonde wig, and constantly raised eyebrow something activates for me. Specifically this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-AqxMUs_o
>>223153592she has a few scenes where she looks really fucking good. maybe in those specific looks onlybut she is so unattractive in everything else it throws me off
>>223153592She's not 50 in the books, she's around 35 like Cat.
>>223153592Yea, 100%.>>223153717More into dudes?
>>223153987It's crazy that Joffrey is like 10 or something at the start of the books. Some of us are nearing Robert's age even
>>223153592Lena Headey, sure. Her as Cersei, no.
>>223154021She's not even in like the top 10 on the show. I've said before, my top five are Tyene SandMissandeiFake SansaYunkish Whore #3Kinvara
>>223150862sexwith roslin frey
>>223154818Bro, Margaery?
>>223154856strokey mcpancaketits might be even worse than cersei
>>223154856severely overrated
>>223154818You forgot Myranda, Ros and Roslin.
explain edmure tully memet. retard
>>223154818Missandei's audiobook voice pisses me off, he makes her sound like a retard
>>223155165They can go in 10-6.
>>223155261Well she's like 11 in the books.
>>223155261PUHTYRE PUHTYRE MAKE ME ANOTHER BABY!!
>>223136962OMG the books are shit
TAOOBA!
who can blame him?
when you think about it, his family and Westeros itself failed Joffrey Baratheonhe didn't really do anything wrong and he could've been a very powerful king with a bit more seasoning. Imagine how kino it would have been if he killed the Night King with Widow's Wail or a dragonglass tipped bolt with the crossbow he put down degenerate whores with?
>>223155743>NOT ONE HUGHI'd have asked for a small area for the boyz and me to hang out in the red keep at least. Like okay bitch at least give me a place to party and some free booze then.
>>223147456i walked out of the theater after this scene.
>>223153592>Lena HeadeyFuck no
>>223153592Yes
>>223155763Joffrey if Jaime wasn’t a deadbeat
>>223155743One of us
How good are the books really? I'm considering buying the set and reading them over autumn and winter
niggle
why edmure tully...who edmure tully..
>>223150136season 1 bran is icsh
>>223157588winter is coming.
>>223136914I remember when I played CK2 as Aegon the Uncrowned and the Tully fucking shits zealot Lord joined Maegor against me, I deposed the Tullys, granted Riverrun to Viserys and destroyed the Riverlands kingdom, all the Lords there became vassals of the Crownlands basically
I never saw Jon as being able to look like a Targaryen until I rewatched episode one of the first season where he was clean shaven.
>>223155743no one was keeping him from meeting up with the lads on his dragon outside
>>223157588they're a very smooth read imo, but I dunno how I would feel about them coming in knowing all the major plot beats already.
>>223155743It is not proper for gentlemen of the blood to consort with rabble in flea bottom bars>b-but what about the s1 brothel sojournMOST improper.
