Veiled Visages editionPrevious >>223119301
Put this on since it was mentioned in last thread
>>223139242spooky
For me it's Angela
>>223139279>IMG_5437.jpgYou're pissman, and you're lying.
>>223139279This movie is really spooky. It will definitely make waves among horror fans.
>>223139300Cutegela
>>223139242If a female ghost possesses you, does it make you trans?
>>223139341Makes the ghost trans
>>223139279This movie is good, I was surprised at the scary tone all the way from beginning to end.
>>223139483beyond kino
Which of these sequels should I watch other than Bride of Frankenstein
>>223139283Wait, Ti West made Inkeepers?I never would have guessed because it's actually a good, scary movie
>>223139279Glad someone else mentioned this one. Great start to spooky season.
Today I turn 33 years old, think it's a good day to watch this bad boy
>>223139619Hbd. Who is Tome?
>>223139341>>223139400Depends on how you feel about it
>>223139279I just finished this. Good movie, spooky.
Will you be Shatting yourself this Halloween, /hor/?
>>223139682This is retarded, a male ghost is a male ghost. There isn’t a trans-ghost.
Just put on Spider Island.
>>223139737This is clearly a mainstream movie based on the characters.
>>223139619Tome?
>>223139729How can you be sure?
>>223139868Actually, demons have they/thems so idk.
>>223139564Yeah it's his best by far. Though who knows, maybe this will be good
>>223139619happy bday anon
https://youtu.be/Y-ZMYG6bEXYIf you can't get at least 15/30 then you don't belong here.
>>223139868>>223139889There are multiple genders in the talmud.
>>223139909>the american version of pulseI quit in disgust
>>223139893Another flop incoming.
What has /hor/ seen today? Nothing?
>>223139714wtf is howdy
>>223139650
>>223140023No one watches horror here
>>223140064>>223140023nobody cares about your gay bait
>>223140075What have you seen today?
>>223140075Noooo you can’t discuss horror movies hereee
>>223140075He is asking what horror movies have people seen? How’s that bait?
>>223139909I missed 10. I think the 00s are my weakest era, at least I have a good list now.
>>223140047One of those smalltime streaming services I subscribed to a while back in order to watch some Glenn Ford westerns and then kept it because it's only $3 a month and they have a decent selection otherwise
>>223140075>So, what movies have you guys seen lately?>NOOOOO we are not taking the bait!!!!<~
>>223140023Nothing today, because I had a vaguely productive day, but tonight I might watch something. Last night I felt compelled to watch the The Ritual again and it was still pretty good.
>>223140152only 4 samefag replies? you're getting weak, send me 3 more
>>223140158The Ritual? The Al Pacino movie? Watch this instead >>223139279
>>223140143>zombie riderlooks kino. any western horror recs outside of Bone Tomahawk?
>>223140060No anime.
>>223140183I actually did watch that a few days ago. It was alright for a generic Asian horror movie. The ending is good though. I appreciate the bleakness of these curse movies where the characters are completely doomed. But I am jaded because I've seen a million of them.
>>223140236Then why didn’t you recommend it here?
>>223140245he did. you're slow, you're late. keep up, maybe try watch some movies for once.
>>223140215
>>223140262Nta but I am not here 24/7 so I missed the post also
BloodyDisgusting gave The Devils a rare 5/5 skulls. Do you agree?
>>223140302>>223140262I did not recommend it though, it is bullshit, I did naht. Oh hi Mark. >The Room (2003)
>>223140344It is definitely woke af. Feminist girlboss nonsense for sure.
>>223140344> BloodyDisgusting gave The Devils a rare 5/5 skulls>5/5 skullsDefinitely has blacked cucked scenes and tons of girlboss and man-bad! moments. All the male characters probably bumbling idiots.
>>223140204It's a surprisingly sparse subgenre, especially if you don't include neo-westerns, but>Curse of the Undead>Billy the Kid vs Dracula>Black Noon >Gallowwalkers>Dead Birds>The Burrowers>Ravenous>High Plains DrifterI think that's about all there is to see aside from Bone Tomahawk. I still need to watch Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, though.If you're a fan of the Duke, throw in Haunted Gold (1932) for a comedy/horThat screenshot was from Hot Snake, but I wouldn't call that movie horror, it just has some kino hallucinations
>>223139279Where is this? Just available in mysterious online places or is it streaming somewhere?
>>223140457it's on tubi. it's on pooba. it's beebo.https://ww19.myasiantv.es/movies/salmokji-whispering-water-2026/
>>223140457You have to be part of the horror community.
>>223140485faggot
>>223140482It isn’t on Tubi.
>>223140431much appreciated pardner
>>223140457Try popular movie sites
>>223140533Don't mention it, pilgrim
>>223140482Can’t reach this site btw
>Australian horror flick>Men are the trve horrorRemains undefeated
>>223140775
>>223139737This movie was full of girlbosses. Okay one time watch, cannot recommend it to anyone.
>>223140889I can see why you hate girlbosses so much, given you're stuck forever in your mothers basement samefagging this place up.
>>223139714Oh hell yes.
>>223140023Deadstream
>>223140906What samefagging?
>>223140938What'd you think
>>223140906No such thing as a girl-boss but the character types do exist. It’s some aged out female who tries to cope with muh job hoping it can replace her lost looks.
>>223140971Is that what you tell your mom when she's like, "clean the basement!!"
Saw Ragebait because one anon or two shilled it these past few threads, and it was...okay... It definitely had a better wrap around than all other V/H/S films after 2 in the fact that its the actual connective tissue meant to link all these stories together, and the way the final segment had sight gags involving the prior ones made me chuckle. Peaked early on with the first segment though, that felt like the most realized in terms of budget even if the special effect for the ghost straight up looked like a placeholder left in during editing. Second had an uncomfortable build up at least, third one was the weakest of them all without much dread, and the fourth one was let down by the fact that its just a regular monkey costume just modified to have a spooky face.I definitely wouldn't go far to call it better than most V/H/S films though, most of Viral yeah and '99 or '85 maybe. I didn't hate the film, the acting was fine and compared to plenty of other very low budget indie horror films I've seen on Tubi its competently made and put together, its no Night of the Dead with Ron Jeremy at least. Just feels more like a stepping stone for the studio and directors who far as I can tell did basically nothing before this.
>>223141048it was alright>I definitely wouldn't go far to call it better than most V/H/S films thoughof course, also VHS has the benefit of being an october hate watch tradition.
>>223141048> most of Viral yeah and '99 or '85 maybe. This is already better than pretty much half the entire series. Honestly, it just shows how weak the VHS series is overall.
>>223141048The portal monkey one was enjoyable and funny, especially the part when he was making fun of the brokie. I actually lol’d.
>>223139242This theme reminded me of picrel, which I watched a long time ago, but can't remember if it's any good or not.>>223140204If you're in the mood for a western horror-comedy there's also Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat with Bruce Campbell.
>>223141528>Sundown: The Vampire in RetreatKino, just not a real western
>>223141570Yeah, I should've said western-adjacent
>>223141570>>223141654you could almost say the same about bubba ho tep
>>223141683Honestly still don't know if I like this movie after all these years.
>>223141688there's something offputting about the beginning but by the time it ended, I was totally invested
One Missed Call 2 was pretty cheesy. Almost in a good way. The lack of effects was a letdown, and the changes to the lore was a bit of a head scratcher. Peak money grab. Solid performance by our ghost girl though. She performed better than the rest of the cast somehow.
>>223140280Kino.
Why the fuck is Smile 2 as good as it is?
>>223141751Strictly and completely on account of Cute Girl Actress. Focusing your movie around a pretty girl is the single best thing you can do as a horror director.
>>223140141The 00s are your weakest era because the 00s are the weakest era. They suck>>223139909Listen to me: You SUCK. I know who you are and you suck.
>>223141790Do you think she did a good job, or just that she is cute and that's all that mattered?
>>223139682what a world we live in
>>223141833First and foremost, she's cute. Second to that, she gave an entertainingly over-the-top performance, which would normally be considered bad acting, but we're living in a time where bad acting is the new good acting. We serve the Chinese audience these days, and they want big-eyed laowai making goofy faces in every scene.
>>223141876>mfw when are in the sci-fi horror timeline
You can forget, and rewatch ONE (1) horror movie for the first time again. What movie are you picking?
>>223141932>You canI choose not to. I'll keep my memory of it intact.
>>223141932something with a 4K release. I watched shitty rips of many films and didn't appreciate them because of that.probably The Fog or Halloween III. I've given those the biggest reappraisals.
>>223141967Same. I don't necessarily care about the memories in an absolute sense, but there's a good chance that I'd end up liking the thing less. How much I enjoy things is highly time and context sensitive.If anything I'd have to think of a movie that people like, that I DIDN'T really like, and just give that a try.
Just watched Y2K, We Bury the Dead, Night Patrol and They Will Kill You. All of them were TERRIBLE. Recommend me something good to break this shit streak.
>>223142118Disagree about Y2K and They Will Kill You. Night Patrol is poz'd anti-white anti-cop garbage though. Absolute shit that only far-left retards would enjoy.
Why did you tell me this was good? It was very mid. I thought the main character was very unconvincing as a charismatic host. The whole premise was a little too cheesy and tongue in cheek. I thought the skeptic guy was good but the whole story was very dumb.
>>223142145>They Will Kill Youcome on man it's so lame, girlboss beating up dozens of men twice her size
>>223142149>The whole premise was a little too cheesy and tongue in cheekI thought it would have been excellent if not for this. Like take the humor slider from 7 down to 2.
>>223142176>wants reality>watches moviesAre you retarded? Hope you don't watch any sci-fi, supernatural, slashers, space, or really ANY horror movies because none of them are realistic. Either stop being a hypocrite or kill yourself. Choice is yours.
>>223142118Humanist Vampire, if you like cute girls.Otherwise uhh, not a lot of good kinos. Obsession obviously. Primate is ok.
>>223142211I didn't say it was unrealistic (although it's true) I said it was lame
>>223142118Oh and Hokum. People are like 50/50 on it but depends how sensitive you are to plot contrivances.
>>223142149>>223142184For me it was the fact that they started with the concept of "70s talk show" and then within 15 minutes, it stops doing anything to keep up that illusion. Nobody looks or talks like they're from the 70s, and the special effects take you out of the period as well.
>>223142234Good luck never watching movies again.
You know what, I'm gonna go get some burgers and watch a horror film.
I'm finally watching the Mummy after watching Evil Dead Burn yesterday. Why did they EVER give this kid back?
>>223142291>MOMMY IT'S THE BURGER MAN!!! SCREENCAP ME!!!!!!
>>223142462I believe it. they'll do anything to get people out of state care
>>223142291Exquisite plan
>>223142486I'm actually surprised the Egyptians didn't just kill her
>>223142291>get some burgersWhat kind of man doesn't make his own burgers? I suppose you let a little Chinese kid in a factory roll your cigarettes for you, too
>>223140969Wood.
>that posterLet's hear it for Frankie…
Alright the time has finally come, I'm in the mood to watch Haxan
>>223142716Just as some films are perfect for Halloween, this one's perfect for Walpurgisnacht / St. Valborga's Night or 30th of April.Have fun anyway. Häxan is one of the old classics.
You must be genuinely mentally disabled to frequennt these shitty threads. There are like maybe 15 horror movies worth checking out and the rest is just a completely unwarranted assault on your mind that you would be treating like shit and I bet most of you don't even have the excuse of being retarded nerdy Razorfist-type metal heads
>>223142844>retarded nerdy Razorfist-type metal headsThat's exactly what I am though
>>223142844Most horror films aren't horror desu. And most just mix horror with comedy or gore. But then i think woman in black is spooky because it hits the buttons i find creepy
This sure is a movie
>film starts with 8 logos of production companies you've never heard of and who will never make another film after the one you're about to watch
>>223143051that's so they can say>FROM THE PRODUCERS OF BARBARIAN, THE NUN, SCREAM AND THE CABINET OF DR CALIGARI
>>223143051most of them are financing companies
>>223143051When I see this, I turn 0 degrees and continue watching the movie, because by that stage I can't be bothered searching lists to pick out another horror. I probably just spent 10 minutes trying to find something that looks half decent.
>>223143069The movie I'm about to watch (or not) does no such thing. ("The Midnight Man") Apparently the director and writer is one of the people who say "I come-uh to America to make-uh movie!" He has done camera work and production design in a number of cheap movies and this seems to be his "grande oeuvre".>>223143082Yes, then it's no wonder you'll never hear from them again, because they all went bust when the movie bombed.>>223143112I'll give it 10 - 15 minutes to see if it's tolerable. I've got a lot of other stuff to watch. Not all horror, but it doesn't have to be. Main thing for me is it's entertaining.
Why is A Quiet Place never mentioned here
>>223143157I occasionally mention how much I hate it and John Krasinski
>>223143157I recently watched scream having only seen scary movie before and theres nothing scary about scream is camp and silly, the bit at the end was pure comedy
>That Grandma being eaten alive by coyotes in the MummyGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
>>223143157"Seven" is horror? I'd tag it as "crime". It's about a serial killer and the cops who track him down. Nothing supernatural happens nor does the film try to be scary as some slasher flicks do.
>>223143195Horror doesn't need supernatural elements
>>223143209I know, that's why I wrote "nor does the film try to be scary". There's no scene in "Seven" where we see a victim and the killer getting closer and closer, the music getting dramatic and the suspense rising. If it had that, then maybe you could classify it as "horror".
>>223143192drew barrymore strung up in that tree was pretty creepy, really great shot too. but yeah at the end it's more over the top.
Was looking for slashers on Tubi and found this.
>>223143270I remember some anon watched it, it's like a full film of meme references
>>223143157Because the ending is retarded and to act like the US government wouldn't have figured that out, is beyond unbelievable. Sound deterrent/warfare has been a thing since the Japs experimented with it during WW2.
>>223143195Seven is a psychological crime thriller. If it's considered horror then so are a bunch of South Korean crime thrillers.
>>223139242This is you guys
>>223143337>"Film bro" tendenciesthe ai got the ick
I feel like the Mummy was actually cool. Some of it comes across a little strange, like the filmmaker was a pedo or something. I'd say it's 90% of a good movie, but the 10% won't have me rewatching it.
>>223143296In a good way or a bad way
>>223143370It's too damn long, stretched out. There's some great sfx and cool Raimi-worship direction but not enough to overcome it.
>>223143399I was gonna disagree with you, but I realise now it's over 2 hours.
>>223143399>It's too damn long, stretched out.That's a thing I hate about modern movies. They used to have to tell a story in 90 minutes, maybe 100. Dragging the story out to two hours or over would have resulted in the theatres having to schedule fewer shows which meant less revenue. Nowadays most movies are produced with streaming in mind where a longer runtime means more "content". Nobody edits out the boring parts anymore, movies are generally too long.
>>223143460Let the guy release the movie the way he wants to. If you don't like it, you don't have to like it. If it's too long for you, ya don't have to watch it.
>>223143479I watched Lee Cronin's Mummy to see what the fuss is about. I won't watch it again. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either, and it was too long.
>>223143479I don't mind long movies, but they need to work. Weapons, The Substance - films I thought were similarly bloated but with no obvious way to cut anything.
So, the world is just fucked now, right? Why would they kill the Magician? She was selfish, but she was saving the world.
any other movies like cabin in the woods?
>>223143540She's a sympathetic character despite the portrayal. She should have just bought some nigerian kid though.
>>223143572I like "Tucker and Dale vs Evil". It's about a cabin in the woods. Not as meta as "Cabin in the Woods", but great fun.
>>223143572You could say Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is. Not out on VOD yet I don't think.
>>223143604this looks horrible
>>223143629More funny than horrible really.
Gonna watch this nowHave a strict feeling I'm in for kino
>>223143629Not really scary, but it's way better than it looks
>>223143650Tried that twice and broke it off both times because it was too weird and boring.>written, produced and directed by William Peter BlattyI also hate the other movie he wrote, produced and directed, "The Exorcist III". I think the guy was a hack.
all women are whores
>>223143650It's a filmy film. Though no Ninth Gate.
>>223143708Did you accidentally watch 2 instead?
>>223143766No. I watched the one that only consisted of dialogue between George C. Scott and somebody else, all filmed in a flat shot, and hated it. I had the impression it was a visual audio book. Blatty has no idea of filmmaking.
grandma found the crack closet
>>223143797He was in it. Otherwise it sounds like you're describing a different movie. Look at the very next post under yours.
>>223143810>Hey, let's make a third Exorcist movie>can't get Regan anymore>so how about everbody's favourite actor of 30 years ago>oh, and father Karras>doesn't matter that he's dead, we'll bring him back with some bullshit story>and how about nothing happens, except off camera, and it's all dialogue?>how about we stretch the runtime with off-topic dialogue, like the cop and the priest talking about going to see a movie?>and for good measure, put a black kid in it for one scene>people'll love it!
>>223143902>>Hey, let's make a third Exorcist movieNo one said that. What they said was>call it Exorcist III. That'll get asses into seats
Haxan was good, didn't know what to expect but it was quite humanist. Impressive that by 1922 they already had jumpscares, stopmotion etc.
>>223144150Also the 7th part looked into psychology, like for example they had that case of the woman who was a kleptomaniac, i.e. she was compelled to steal stuff. People in remote rural parts still partially believed in spells and witchcraft in the 1920s. (In fact there are still a few exorcisms being performed today.)
>>223144150>Impressive that by 1922 they already had jumpscares, stopmotion etc.You should watch Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau's "Faust" (1926) then. Made just a year before the arrival of the "talkies" it not only great sets, but also makes use of early special effects, like double exposure. It was the most expensive movie ever made at the time. Also the pact with the devil classifies this as a horror movie.
this general praises trash like They Will Kill You while claiming kino like Exorcist 3 is bad
>>223143182basedi hate that guy
is this worth watching
>>223144967Exorcist 2 is not bad actually
I watched "Till Death" (2021). More of a psychological horror than a horror movie, but it was OK. Megan Fox cheats on her husband with a black guy and as revenge her husband chains himself to her and then shoots himself. Before doing so he has driven both out to a remote house, has removed every tool and sharp object from the house, has cut the phone line, destroyed the mobile phones and drained all the gasoline from their car. He has also ordered to murderers to come to the house to kill her.Starts pretty slow but gets interesting after 20 minutes or so. 5.5/10.
>>223140204The other anons covered almost everything but you could add>Ghost Town>The White BuffaloThere's also Ithaqua coming out this month. A Lovecraft based wendigo movie made by the reformed Hammer studios.
>>223145146>Exorcist 2It has those flashing light bullshit devices, but at least Linda Blair and Richard Burton are acting, it has interesting sets and it's not just George C. Scott going to places and talking to people.
>>223145176Linda Blair never acted in her life lol
>>223139483what's the name of this
>>223145202Neither did George C. Scott.
>>223145202So she really pissed on the floor?
>>223145176>>223145146i get the hate for exorcist 2 but i love it. linda blair acts extremely cute.
>>223145294Exorcist: 1 > 2 > 4 >>>>>> 3 > 5.Technically 5 was shot before 4, but was such a mess that it was held back, then 4 was made, then 5 was edited and released even though it was a mess.You're OK to disagree or even like 3, but I still think it's a bad movie in regards to story, script, direction and acting.
>>223140047Roku Channel but you pay for no commercials.
>>223145082well i started watching now and it seems kinda cringe, i get the idea but its just not that well donemurder death koreatown did schizokino FF better
>>223140431>>223140533There's a few other obscure ones like Shadow Of Chikara.Django The Bastard gets described as horror but it seemed like a stretch to me.There's actually a shitload of modern syfy tier slop up to and including Tremors 4. A few of those might be alright but mostly not.Purgatory might be worth a watch but it's not really horror, more like High Noon with a supernatural bent.
>>223145382assuming 3 had the script they really wanted to shoot in the tone they shot it then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the acting at all. anything past 3 just never existed anyway.
Fatal frame/Zero was good. Thanks to the anon who recommended
finna watch Intruder
>>223140591i wonder how many times the duke had to take that shothe may have been a faggot but it's shots like those that made him one of the most masculine actors ever to live
>>223140791Is that the crazy lady that killed her kids?
>>223143337Where are the cucks and simp? /hor/ hates 80’s horror.
>>223147737Yeah, she walled and couldn’t stand her daughters looking more attractive than her.
>>223140280Is that whatsherface, something balk from waterboy and the craft?
>>223148002fairuza balk, yes it's the same girl in all three kinosshe's dorothy's proper age in the books, whereas victor fleming wanted an older dorothy so he could sexually abuse her off set
>>223140431>High Plains Drifteri find it interesting that hpd and pale rider are the same film but hpd has more horror to it and pale rider is more of a western
>>223141528>>223141570>SundownSearching this on Tubi also brought this up, anyone seen it?>Sundown (2025)> Three gold miners searching for riches find a forgotten town. To survive the night, they must obey its bizarre rules, where every mistake is fatal.
>>223143728Film Ninth Gate is John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns
Reminder to watch Breeder next month starring Maddie Phillips, the only natural pinkhead ever.
>>223143650That was honestly kinda tough.
>>223144261>Also the pact with the devil classifies this as a horror movie.just because the devil is present and a pact is made does not make it a horror filmyou sound like my directing teacher who insisted that my scene with the devil in the woods automatically catalogs it as fantasy and therefore i had to add some kind of smoke or fog into the scene to make it more accuratei did so to get a passing grade and then in the final cut removed all that bullshit because the film i made was not a fantasy film by any means
Can anyone help me out, I can't count...How many days till days until Oct 1 ?
>>223148660>How many days till days until Oct 1 ?Damn, turns out I can't even read.
>>223148535Well the story (or German folk tale in this case is): A highly educated but old doctor gets tempted by the devil and makes a deal with him - he gets everything he wishes for selling his soul. At first it's great, Faust is young again and travels the world. Then he falls for a young woman, and the devil kind of spoils that. In the end their child dies, the young woman is burned at the stake, and Faust loses his soul. I'd say this is horror.Btw. there was a real doctor Faust who lived in the town of Stauffen in the middle ages, he spun tall tales, he was a bigger than life figure, and he died in a fiery explosion of his alchemy laboratory. That kind of started the rumors, then stories, the stories crossed over into England, from there back into Germany again, and it grew more horrible with each retelling.You could also watch the movie (get a version with English subtitles or title cards) and form your own opinion. It's pretty well made for a 1926 film and I love the sets.
>>223148777yes i know the story of faust, i've seen several adaptations, including the 1926 kino. there are definitely more horror-y versions of it. but the story itself is not horror, more of a drama/fable than anything.you have to remember that the core aspect of a horror film is to spook the audience. dark shadows, crazy kills, a monster never fully seen. faust does none of this.
>>223148430Whore.
>>223149109I partly agree, but I would suggest that the film features psychological horror. The impending doom of Faust, the tragical killing of Gretchen's brother, the tragic death of Faust's child, the execution of Gretchen and Faust being unable to help her, all of that would have been absolutely horrible to the 1926 audience.You could make the same argument against horror and for psychological horror for The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, and Häxan (discussed earlier in this thread) wouldn't be horror at all since it was meant to be a documentary.
injininjininjinin ma fatori
>>223140279She is ugliest. >>223148660Ugly. >>223143721This.
>>223148430>natural pinkheadEh?
>>223140279You saved this image for what reason
Hey, a Ghoulies ripoff. Anybody seen it?
>>223140361>>223140389What are you talking about? No it doesn't.
>>223149420I usually avoid watching movies that use AI-generated posters
>>223149455If BD gives it a perfect rating, it is definitely some girlboss nonsense
We're truly living in the Charles Bandissance
>>223148777Worth noting also that the operatic production of Faust is the backdrop against which The Phantom Of The Opera is played.
>>223149605I didn't know that, but it makes me think of "Phantom of the Paradise" which is one of my favourite movies and in which that's also the case.
>>223149684giffith
>>223145204I really dig it.
>>223149554I gave up on this franchise around the time David Decautou and his boyfriend showed up a store where Nuga Buga had sex with a lady.
Hello working class. How is everyone’s weekend?
>>223149779not bad wagebro, just playing halloween the game and debating whether or not to 'thon the entire series again. the thing is when i do that, i have to go by timeline, so naturally i watch the original like 4 times at least.
>>223149554speaking of, how come no one ever talks about this franchise when discussing movies with little murderous creatures (or whatever you call those)
>>223149870Do you actually work? Why would you buy the game? How is the game?
>>223150009>Do you actually work? yeah most people on this site actually have some form of employment, anon. not all of us can be lazy niggers like you. when you turn 18 you'll understand assuming you're not living on retard bucks from the government.>Why would you buy the game? because it's got multiplayer and pubstomping on faggots who are streaming is always a great time, especially because i play "dirt off your shoulder" by jay-z as i kill them.>How is the game?it's ok, michael needs a bit of buffing unless i'm just not a high enough level that i can be op. between the other asymmetrical slasher games that illfonic has made that i've played (f13 & tcm) i'd rank it the lowest but with some balancing it could very easily rise to the top. f13 i think had the best with cooperative play among the survivors, tcm was more of an isolation thing (fully intentional and very well executed) and halloween is in this weird mix of the two where you can easily solo play but also get more points by helping others out. i do think setting it to just the original film is a bit of a mistake unless they plan to create additional original material to pad things out, but they could at the very least include halloween 2 as well. copyrights and trademarks are such a bitch sometimes.
pic related seems to be highly rated, but I didn't really like it>>223139483kino
>>223150101> yeah most people on this site actually have some form of employmentThis isn’t pre-2020s. The working class and capitalist class is clearly divided now. > especially because i play "dirt off your shoulder" by jay-z as i kill them.Playing rap, low class detected. >GameYour review sounds decent, are there many players? They were saying 500k people play it now. I kinda want to get it.
horror?
>>223150541it has crossplay so finding a match never takes long
>>223149949They're just not very good
>>223140969literally how did she go from asian to white woman?
>>223149949I guess it's overshadowed by Puppet Master, and there's big gaps between sequels. Also for what it's worth I don't remember Demonic Toys ever being on TV whereas Puppet Master was (I did see it on video and it's one of my earliest memories).
>>223139242What are the best zombies in cinema and why were they Lucio Fulci's?
>>223150695Okay
I ended up liking picrel a lot more than Buddy.Obviously they were going for very different things besides the general theme of "corrupted children's show," but the adjacency of their releases warrants comment.Anyone else see it?
>>223151048Not yet, anon. I will watch at home
>>223151160I will warn you it's a lot slower and less funny than Buddy. I liked the ending more though.
>>223151266>FunnyNta but funny should not be a word in horror
>>223151048I liked Buddy a lot, so I'll have to see this one. The best thing about Buddy was the effort put into the sets and general late 80s/early 90s TV aesthetic
>>223151286I agree
>>223139564He used to be a good filmmaker. So was Adam Wingard. The bigger their budgets got, the worse their projects became.Guess it's true what they say.
>Wow, the horror movie was so funny!
>>223151580This really shows the 80’s was such a stain in horror as it was when horror-comedy became a thing.
>>223151286>>223151441I think it depends, but I only said it so as to not mislead anyone on what to expect when comparing it to Buddy, which I believe was trying to be funny most of the time.>>223151322Monkey's is less Barney and more Mr. Rogers, which I liked.
>>223151580I've noticed that the "horror comedy" label seems to be misapplied frequently to movies that aren't trying to be overtly comedic but have retrospectively come off as corny.Herbert West Reanimator is a good example. It gets billed as a horror comedy now, but that's not at all how it was advertised on release, and I don't find any of it particularly funny.
>>223144261I'll check it out, thanks
>>223151689There is that entire goofy 80’s vibe going on
>>223151705I feel like that's been applied retroactively, though. Look at the contemporary reviews and advertisement for the film and you'll see they focus far less on the comedic aspects.
>>223151689Both the movie and the short story it was based on were comedic. It was understood at the time that horror and dark humor go together.
>>223143251That shit was horrifying to me. The whole intro. The phone calls building up to the boyfriend gutted by the pool. Drew calling for her parents through a crushed windpipe. The parents hearing the final words of their dying daughter over the phone. Them discovering her *hanging, gutted.And that goddamn *uncanny prop gave me the willies for months.
>>223140023i've seen her cunt
>>223151723Right, I get what you’re saying. But now, it seems like every movie from the 80’s had the 80’s vibe and the 80’s vibe is goofy. This applies to action movies too.
>>223151727>the short story it was based on were comedicThis is emphatically not true. At best you could call it a grotesque parody of Frankenstein and the derivative mad scientist weird tales, but it wasn't trying to be much of anything besides another $5 in Lovecraft's till per chapter. Home Brew was a comedy AND horror magazine, so it's slightly more irreverent, but it's not "haha" funny at all.Not that it's particularly serious, either.
>>223141528>>223140431i too am surprised theres not a shitload more. as far as schlock goes, that is prime pickins
>>223151689most 80s horror films are like thisthe acting is so bad it comes off as hilarious even if unintentionallyevil dead is one of the few franchises to embrace the comedic side and make it an intentional addition until recent entries went back to a more serious take
I watched the Tetsuo movies and some videos about the whole japanese cyberpunk movement, and I found it interesting how a movie about a school shooter kickstarted everythingIt's not horror, but I'll give it a watch
>>223149949The 1st Demonic Toys is good. The sequels are pretty bad. Dollman is also really good, but Dollman vs Demonic Toys seemed like just a quick cash grab and has long scenes that just drag to fill time. Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys is the only other one I thought was okay.
>>223143629It's infinitely better than Cabin in the Woods
Is anyone else hyped for AHS 13 or Dexter Resurrection Season 2?
>>223152033no and no dear redditortake your slop serving ass out of here and back to your sub
>>223152077wrong
>>223152095wrong about what? the shows being slop or you being a plebbitor? because i'm right on both accounts
>>223152033Go back
>>223152033Woke leftists femslop
>it's mad
>>223151942Never knew that, interested in what you think
>>223149949The highlight of these is when the lecherous baby tries to molest some hot actress
>>223152033Aren’t these shows for women?
>Aren’t these shows for women?Forever keking at the seething dalit eternally stuck in the closet (in his parents' basement)
>>223152493I am not that anon, but you can assume whatever you want to make yourself feel better.
>>223149554Puff Puff as much as you can, you can't out-smoke me, I'm the Gingerweed Man.
>>223152520Either stop compulsively lying or jump in front of a train already.
>>223152493Still not watching your redditslop
>>223149684Yes, Phantom of The Paradise is a combination of Faust and The Portrait of Dorian Gray.
>>223152493It's a crying shame they're not getting Taissa this season. Denis O'Hare won't be in it either, which is baffling. They've got nearly the whole gang back together.
>>223152419American Horror Story was fairly good through the first four seasons (Murder House, Asylum, Coven, and Freak Show.)I'd say Asylum was my favorite. Coven was the most "womanly" of them, but the interactions were good, so I forgave it.Hotel repulsed me so much that I dropped it. Watched Roanoke, but it made me roll my eyes constantly and decided to ignore the rest. One of these threads talked me into trying 1984, but I got bored of it about two or so episodes in.
>>223149684Yeah, that whole "I'll play Marguerite for you" bit refers to the character Faust was hot for.
>>223151942>these were high schoolers in 1978
>>223152639It's certainly nowhere near as good as it used to be, and not everyone enjoys Murphy's brand of weirdness. The season that premiers on the 24th is going to have many of the main cast reprising several of their previous roles, including Jessica Lange playing all four the roles she had in the first four seasons. I'm expecting it to be absurd and fun.
>>223152493You watch femslop? What a cuck.
>>223152751>The season that premiers on the 24th is going to have many of the main cast reprising several of their previous roles, including Jessica Lange playing all four the roles she had in the first four seasons. I'm expecting it to be absurd and fun.That sounds a bit desparate, but perhaps I'll bite their bait and give it a whirl.
>>223150101>50 bucks new release gameI am not working class and even I don’t want to pay $50 for a brand new game lolMaybe when my play portfolio hits $8000 a week, then I will buy it. Getting real close there.
>>223149684>it makes me think of "Phantom of the Paradise" which is one of my favourite moviesBased, same here.
>>223152778>desparatedesperate*
>>223152493as the power of halloween rises, I feel him weakening
>>223152796He was born and bred in the darkness.
>>223152805>chee chee chee ha ha ha ha
>>223152778I can understand that view. They're going for some kind of tribute or homage to fan favorites. It's a "greatest hits" season. It's not a prestige drama. Also they're doing half hour episodes now.
>>223139483>Concrete stairs not connected to a pathWuh?
>>223150221Try part 3
Alpha (coming 2027)>After a string of great white attacks threatens a quiet surfing beach town, killer whales are enlisted to drive the sharks out. But when the alpha great white proves too powerful to stop, a former local surfing legend (Henderson) and a retired orca trainer (Vega) make one last, terrifying move: unleash the most dangerous killer whale ever known.Who you got? Great white or killer whale?
>>223152601So Taissa didn't end up doing the new season after all? Damn, what an absolute shame… she's great every other season she shows up in.>>223152796Kek same. Maybe mods will actually do something this October
>>223152845I see it on occasion, when the yard/field is raised higher than the street level. Most of the time there are retaining walls on both sides though.
>>223150221>chinese slop is highly rated but it's actually shitThat sums up just about everything that country shits out.
>>223152871Dumb movie premise.There's no such thing as an "alpha" great white. Great whites are solitary predators."Alpha" only ever applied to wolves and only ever to wolves in captivity.Orcas wipe the floor with great whites every time. Great whites will abandon favourite hunting grounds for years if orcas are known to be in the area. There is literally nothing in the ocean that can challenge a pod of orcas. A few animals such as a pod of sperm or humpback whales can form a defensive circle and defend themselves long enough for the orcas to get bored and abandon the hunt but they won't ever threaten the orcas. A single great white has zero chance.
>>223153032Damn, even sharks are taking the blue pill now
>>223152781I was browsing /g/ when I was looking for a new cpu and I was surprised by all the people with the latest computer parts and multiple builds while living in clearly middle class houses at best. (Cheap furniture and stuff)
>>223152639asylum was severely based and is still the peak of the series>>223152781not my fault you're broke, manage your money better and then you'll have extra cash to throw away like i do.>>223152845yeah this is how the world used to be, not as sterile as you're used to
>>223151793There are but like I said, a lot of it is >cowboys vs, meteor zombies>cowboys vs. the hills have eyeswith very low production values.Wiki list:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_Western_(genre)_horror_filmsNote they've included a lot of movies that are westerns in spirit.I see Silent Tongue is on there. Great movie but that's another I kind question the horrorness of.
>>223153032I had a dream about getting eaten by an orca as a child that left an impression on me, I still find them very creepy. Even more than sharks.I know people say they've never eaten anyone in the wild... but how would we know?
>>223153055Not him, but I'm fairly "wealthy" in a relative sense, but I have a "broke" mindset, which makes me pretty stingy with my spending.I can't see myself paying money to play a multiplayer focused game that'll die within 12 months, like the Killer Klowns from Outer Space game did.
>>223153055All my $ is 100% reinvested literally immediately lol.
>>223153111>>223153131sure thing pal, sure thing.
>>223153111All my steam games were bought on a massive sale and these games are still very popular >Dead By Daylight>Battlefield 5I also got re7 and re3 and re5 and re2 for like $5.
>>223153141It is lol. What is so hard to believe? $50 bucks on a game no thanksI do spend like $50 on a food every few days.
>>223139554Son of Frankenstein and Ghost of Frankenstein, Invisible Man Returns for Vincent Price kino, and Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
>>223153073Here's a cool vid I watched recently you might enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtrcKTkhDHUAs for how would we know, I guess because marine biologists are pretty good at their job and track orca populations and know what they're up to. Plus, humans have been interacting with orcas for thousands of years, if in all that time there's never been mention of one killing a person, you can pretty safely say it's not in their playbook to do. They instead do the exact opposite, aiding fishermen with catches and even trying to feed humans, vid related.
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>>223153157>BFV>still popularyeah if you like hackers and consolefags lmao
