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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>223171414Olivia 'I need to' Cooke
>>223171414My queen
>>223171598>>223171626mogs rhaenyra insanely hard
>>223171645Hard to believe she was the "ugly" girl in Ready Player One
Do you see it, my king?
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
Do ANY of these silver haired fucks have a happy ending?
COME ON AND SLAMAND WELCOME TO THE JAM
nth for STANNIS
>>223171470Robert was a mediocre commander
>>223169737>>223169761The brotherhood without banners has some fun people in it>>223169827I forgot Oberyn studied at the citadel>>223170912Raymun, Dunk, and bold Jon would be an unstoppable group.>>223171470I'm sure the Yellow Toad had a beautiful personality.
HEATHEN
If you had to pick fighters to join you in a trial of seven who would you choose?
>>223172321>ViserysInsufferable prick not, even a sense of humour. Joffrey had a very strong will and he could make people laugh.
>>223172641He’s a good storyteller.
>>223170912>chicken
>>223172321Best one yet.
>>223171598No Olivia, Rhaenyra is meant to be the fat one.
>>223172604I’d trust Bold Jon to body the opposition alone.
Mine
>>223173584I'm not sure Aegon and Yoren would get along.
>>223173637I agree, thought the same thing, but Yoren seems to tolerate a variety of personalities, so we'd just have to raise Aegon's spirits
>>223173571how's that? he lost to daemon.
>>223172604Limiting myself to the start of the series, I would choose:>Gregor Clegane>Sandor Clegane (he would refuse to be knighted, though)>Garlan Tyrell>Jaime Lannister>Khal Drogo (could probably be convinced to be knighted)>an Other (maybe he already is one, who knows)>Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (could probably be convinced to be knighted)Alternates:>Bronn>Loras Tyrell>Gerold Darkstar Dayne
>he lost to daemon.
>>223174053I’ll never look at daemon the same way after this scene. Roxton took his soul
>>223174053yes
>>223174753Poor lil daemoncoper
....semoc eH
can anyone explain why HOTD is so horrible by comparison?
>>223175976Horrendous pacing and a lot of time being wasted on frivolous scenes that add nothing to the overall narrative or even characters. It would still be slop without this issue, since each scene feels like it is written in a vacuum with no consideration to what happened before/what happens next, but it would become slightly more watchable slop.
benis in cersei vagina
Hey, I haven't been here in over a month, did that mad kangz stage play happen yet?
>>223176784yes, and it was EVERYTHING
>>223176152this is so truethe production value is noticeably abysmal
>>223176676This was so much more interesting than what was going down in the book, even though he wanted to fuck a queen there too
>>223176676That was his child. Not Jaime’s.
>>223171770https://youtu.be/ARfQtFKQtZo
aaaggghhh the thread. the thread is dying
Mods please kill this thread
watching season 4 right now, goddamn why they have oberyn die like a bitch sheeesh
>>223179270book accurate
>>223179270He shits himself after Gregor punches his teeth out in the book
BIG CANNON
poppa bear?
>>223174053>jon bleed below his helmetOh, I didn't see that when it aired.
Daemon's daughter sucking Hightower cock
>>223177494We all know this. Which is why the ending is solid. Prevented that final cuckold
daeron is icsh
THE RATCATCHERS
>>223180902>>223180971STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
>>223180994Why was Cole never punished for this?
>>223173905In delusionland maybe.
>>223177254It was just Victarion's story all over again. This guy is not Euron, he's Victarion with Euron's backstory and evilness.
>>223171414so, now that grrm had talked, how sansa would die in the books?
>>223175382!on ,on ,oN
>>223181702Probably just get betrayed and basically become like Cersei
>>223181702Jeyne Pool would've probably pushed her off the same balcony Myranda tried to in revenge for not saving her.
>>223181534Victarion is a better character than Cringeron LARPjoy so that's fine.
>>223182652based
Preston Jacobs called Twitter a "nazi imageboard" lmao
>>223179396Well at least he tries to hit Mountain with his own sword instead of standing there like a retard.>>223179533He literally doesn't.
>>223183205>he tries to hit Mountain with his own sword*In the book i mean.
>>223183183he is a glowie muslim faggot. stop following his streams.faggot stopped doing fun theory videos when that other faggot pushed him to stream for low effort money.
>>223179270Oberyn is a bitch. He used a poisoned blade in a duel that was only to first blood, he's a Joffrey-tier little psycho gremlin.
>>223183235Why are you calling a kike a muslim?
>>223172321>commander of your armiesDepends on which version, two handed jamie's ego lost him every battle he led, one handed jamie might be decent
>>223183268idk which religion he ended up followinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlLkPQbhmJU
>>223174053Valerian steel still seems weak against full plate
>>223183183He's not wrong tho.
>>223183316I watched that video, it's very interesting desu.
>>223181702>grrm only wanted Bran (penis no working) and Arya to be the only starks lefttotal house stark death apparently
>>223183335Did he say he wanted to kill Rickon?
>>223183333checked
>>223183363literally who?
>>223181702>>223183335proof he doesn't really get what people liked about the story.killing sansa off in particular makes zero sense because her personality is a mirror of Arya's. you want them both to survive so you can contrast the outcomes of their character arcs.
>>223183378The future cannibal-king of the North.
>>223183242>in a duel that was only to first bloodwas it?isn't it supposed to be a duel to the death?
>>223183387Yeah. It literally seems like something D&D would do i.e "dude wouldn't it be crazy if we raped/killed off this kind and idealistic character, this world is so brutal and unforgiving bro, this is such a grown up story".
>>223183483nta but Mountain could yield like Lyonel did against Duncan or like Aerion also did, but he'd be as good as dead afterwards for failing Tywin if the poison didn't kill him first to begin with
>>223183483That's not about the fight with the Mountain, it's about the duel he fought against Yronwood and got exiled to Essos for like Aerion.
Why did Hugh of the Vale agree to joust against the Mountain?
>>223183387grrm know his story.sansa is mostly the pov of littlefinger, a camera on leg, because if it was directly him we would know his thought. She's also a more stupid version of cersei lannister, who will do something stupid like being caught while killing sweetrobin.
>>223183387It’s funny how GRRM strove so hard to be contrarian that he can’t finish the story Like he writes Stannis as a flawed but just man, and can’t understand why so many readers like him
I have to say that the recent uptick of edits was pretty fucking greathttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789398802910161.mp4
>>223183585Tywin wouldnt throw away Clegane like thatHe was too useful
>A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms came out this yearHoly shit
>>223185096>new hbo tv show drop, it's about the blackfyre>daemon blackfyre had a dragon dream of dany bringing back dragon>he think it's daenerys (sister of daeron II)>he think she need to be protected and saved from dorne>that's the real reason of his rebellionWhat will be your reaction?
>>223185096Daenerys is too old there, also eat a fucking arrow usurper.
>>223179050Based aggghh... poster.
Gwayne is so unlucky…Garmund is so lucky…
>>223185407Daemon was the most like Aegon the conqueror of the entire targ dynastyHe died in a battle, trying to save a wounded opponent who showed heart in a legendary duel, killed by a cowardEgg fucking died burning himself alive
>>223185444Egg, Aerion and Duncan killed a bunch of blackfyre fucking shits while bloodraven dragged bitterseethe in chains back to Kingslanding.Know your place loser.
>>223185481…Bloodraven said to his bull. As Shiera shrieked in ecstasy.
>>223185497Enough about your fantasies Aegor.
>>223171598Oven Dodger Maxxing
>>223185507realities*
AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!AEWHORE, SEETHEBALL SAVE ME!!!!
>>223185560Spiritual victory that ensured the Blackfyre cause remained vigilant. Currently enforced by Faegon. Who is closer to the throne than Dany. Meaning that as long as Grrm release no further books. Blackfyres will always and eternally have a closer claim.
>>223185355Quentyn Martell is the prince who was promised
>>223185674Further more. If indeed Winds is released. The Blackfyre restoration occurs. As it's impossible Spring is ever made. This means the two end points are a Blackfyre imminent victory or Blackfyre total victory.Basically a total fucking win.
>>223185674>Currently enforced by Faegon. Who is closer to the throne than Dany. Meaning that as long as Grrm release no further books. Blackfyres will always and eternally have a closer claim.BENEATH THE COPETHE BITTER SEETHE
Swordbearer
>>223185687Tommen’s death in the show came from Aegon’s reaction to finding out he’s a Blackfyre in the unreleased draft of Winds.
>>223185674>>223185687Did Aegor himself post this?
>>223185096>Daemon>Blackfyre>Say that again
>>223185481>has every single power a man can have in asoiaf>still gets cucked>becomes nothing more than a corpse tied to a tree>Bittersteel however, just a normal man, built the greatest PMC to ever exist in asoiaf>even dead he’s still the first in the battle>his ambition live on in young Griff while the targs are reduced to an infertile girl and a bastard on the wall
>>223185837His corpse gets dragged behind a fake, a fake that will eventually get turned crispy by dragons, great achievement there aewhore.
Aegon Mopatis
>>223171414huh
>>223183585The mountain would never yield though because he was an insane violent retard that only knew how to kill people
>>223185436Going to be one of the worst looks-matched pairings in television history.
>>223185355That would be extremely gay. I'm sick of prophecyslop. Aegon is much more interesting if he's simply an ambitious warlord rather than le concerned good guy who just wants to save the world, and this is true of the Targaryens in general.
Dunk will save the general.
>>223186127>drukFTFY.
George should play Aegon IV himself if he’s still around when the Blackfyre show is made.
>>223186214I can't believe I'm saying this but I don't think the Fat Man is fat enough to play Aegon IV
Oh shit waddup
Tyroshi are Black in AKOTSK so Daemon II is going to be Black.
>>223186483black and gayhe's got it all huh lmao
>albino edgelord systematically exterminating black rebelsSounds hilarious.
>>223174211its portrayed a little poorlyroxton was a beast himself and this time its valerian steel vs valerian steel, and plus full armor, but in this case he has a big fucking sword in the wise words of clegane, that same sword mogs daemon's sword dark sister. in the show hes made out to be like hes some random but really hes a massive threat himselfso the fight isnt entirely equal, daemon is a little outclassed here in strength & size, in terms of skill they're mostly even and the show portrays that well, since daemon holds his own until they both get disarmed and it turns into a brawl, and at that point roxton holds the advantage 100% and he gets manhandled. think of it more like hound vs daemon
>>223179270because expectations subverted
>>223174211The simple truth is that targoids are nothing without the dragon cheat code.
>>223187235rude
>>223171414
I am in love with them
emotionally blackmailing whore
>>223188145Le post partum depression face
>>223188353Cole deserves no pity. He is an unchivalrous coward.
>>223188145She actually is really pretty I want that ine eyed freak to bang her before she gets over the hill
>>223188353Cole deserves pity. He is a chivalrous brave man.
>>223188408>unchivalrousdebatable>cowardno
>>223185702>Character strongly resembles Maegor both in looks and personality >Named MaekarB R A V O G E O R G E
threadly reminder Daemon beat Roxton
>>223188973…Meat as he submissively knelt for his daddy.
Stop talking about these extinct retarded frauds (Targaryens). They didn't beat the night king. A Tully blooded girl did. They only destroyed the wall to make it a problem in the first place.Now the last one has decided to end his bloodline (Jon) out of respect for Catelyn Tully. Realizing indeed he is worthless and deserves death.
>>223185444My sweet king!
>>223188661I just find Daeron so gay. And Maekar too genuinely. A fucking bitch. Who would ever support Aerion. Tht fucker deserves to die. Baelor is the man who should have continued the lineage. Dornish mutt or not
GRRM calling Cole "Kingmaker" for talking Aegon II into claiming his crown seems a bit forced when the reason the actual historical Kingmaker got the epithet is because he raised two different kings on opposing sides.
>>223189366The reason is because Aegon II wasn't a king in his own right. He literally didn't want it. So Cole made him one.
>>223189425Nah, it's very flimsy. GRRM was just reaching when he used that epithet, Cole isn't remotely comparable to Warwick.
>>223171414egg is icsh
>>223189724MODS
>>223189462Arrowswallower
>>223189462Shieldlacker
>>223185444BLACKFYRE TRIPS
Trips and George releases Winds and Blackfyre takes the throne.
Looks like waitings back on the menu boys!
>>223185444BLACKFYRECHADS KEEP ON WINNING
>>223190281pathetic
>>223189462Pincushion.
>>223190435i am HOWLING
They removed Nettles cause people would get the idea that Daeron could be Cole's son and still ride a dragon despite not being a Targshit.Condom and Hess are that petty.
Best Targs in no specific order:>Maegor>Bloodraven>Bittersteel>Viserys I>Aegon V>Aerys IIThe only criterion for being a good Targ is getting a lot of Targs killed.
>>223189724luke is icsh
>>223190812MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>223190413>When Shiera introduces her new bull
>>223190161>>223190188The female line lives on btw.
>the rapedHoly fuck the show nerfed these fucks. Nodiffed by Cersei
>meanwhile, as Aemond is balls deep in goth mommy
>>223191945If your shitty posts don't get traction snoodbro just wait, stop flooding the board. For fucks sake this show is actually popular it doesn't even need you
>>223191980Fuck you, man. Snood lives on.
>>223190812Can anyone explain this meme? Is it unironically a pedophile just doing this? What does it mean?
>>223191945Norfaboos would look you straight in the eye and say that those 2000 were really vital. Also jfc George, you couldn't be more obvious in your favoritism if you'd tried. Lannisters and Baratheons and Hightowers should've steamrolled that gaggle of poorfags called the Black faction.
>>223192215Just a faggot pedophile who thinks he’s funny and has a safe space
>>223185436Gwayne is gay. He don't care.
>>223192285
>>223192589I'm pretty sure even gay men would prefer someone easier on the eyes as their assigned bride.
>>223191945>>meanwhile, as Aemond is balls deep in goth mommy
>>223179533niggaz have time to read kek
>>223174053Someone has to make a daemon/Roxton edit
>>223192589Gwayne seems like the type of gay to prefer a beautiful woman than an ugly unfeminine ooga booga.
>>223171414She’s so gorgeous
>>223189110redhead master race
>>223189110MY PEOPLE
>>223190812season 1 bran is icsh
>About to burn these fucking blackies
>>223194194why did Ulf and Hugh back Brexit?
ISN'T THEY LOVELYISN'T THEY WONDERFULISN'T THEY PRECIOUS
>>223194252This thing exists yet apparently Lena Headey is the one who looks like a man.
Why is youtube recommending me this crap? Winds has to be almost finished. Probably coming out next year if not for Christmas.
