Day 2 and there's already been an explosive argument where they needed to be pulled apart apparently. Might be coolPrevious: >>223188905
PREVIOUSLY:>The housemates all got to know each other>The Mole chose Philip as his deputy mole>Samuel got autistic over the beds, ended up getting the double bed after Big Brother screwed him over>Harry got autistic over sleeping in a bed with a man>Nobody likes the group chatTONIGHT:>Its only day 2, and an argument starts over God, that gets explosive.
The Traitors has announced its air time, it will be at 8pm, so it will NOT overlap with Big Brother (except maybe by 5 mins or so). That means threads will go from /traitors/ directly into /bbuk/The contestants on this year's traitors include Richard E. Grant, Grant Mitchell, Hailey Cropper, and the Goblina from Last of Us.
>ITV is showing TV Loicense ads nowFucking hell, (((they))) are getting desperate.
>>223207921Aren't they going bankrupt?
Whoooooaaa Mr vegas
DAY 2 AND SHE'S GETTING UPPITY
>>223207744>James AcasterCannot fucking stand this cunt. Its especially bad for me since we come from the same town (thankfully I've never met him).
>>223207744Based
ARSE CRACK
>>223207744Great news. Can't stand that shite and especially when it fucks my /bbuk/
Hag vs. Nigger
Often forgets it's on at 9 ket lad here lads. Can't remember fuck all about the launch other than how scary it felt. Last little bit of ket now
I honestly don't recognize this guy. Is this the gay tory or the zoomer mole?
>>223207978Have just realised I must have missed an episode last night lol
Philip arse
The fuck was that all about
I want to eat Chelsey's kebab.
This Muslim but not really Muslim girl would be quite peng with a turkey nose job
>mixed-race household in charge of not falling apart catastrophicallyColour me shocked.
Love the scouse queer from tiktok
Is this gay guy scouse or whatCan't imagine the abuse he must have suffered
Based slag apostate
God, I that migger retard gets evicted on Friday. I cannot take multiple weeks of that shite. Real champion of Allah right there lmao
Christ this show is such a good mirror of the state we're all in in this country
>How does she need caring>"UHh uhhh"Ok so she's claiming for carers allowance basically kek
>Crying over coming out as bisexual in 2026What a fucking melt. Is there any straight men in that house?
>>223208087Are you on ket as well because your typing is a bit like mine. I wouldn't be as rude as you though x
>>223208061The state of his top lip
Kek its more like who isnt bisexual these days. The shit I've seen on nights out.
>>223208092I won't shed any tears when the show is cancelled. Don't get me wrong I enjoy it in a twisted way but it's like watching The Jeremy Kyle Show, a healthy society would not have this.
>>223207684Cheers for posting these mate. Missed last night
>>223208061David Potts in 30 years time>>223208150Big Brother was at its best when it was absolute trash TV. It needs to go back to that.
>>223208111>comes in as a deano HM>akshalee I'm a bit gay *starts crying*
>>223208111The autist and the mutt being the only two straight men is absolutely dire
>>223208182>>223208111Didnt someone win by doing this tactic?
>>223208150That's how it's always been but yeah I get you. It's the country that's the problem, not the show. Or at least, the concept of the show. ITV execs could use the show to heal us somewhat but they choose to use it as another acceleration tool
I've just found they still do the Dolmio adverts with the puppets
All this HURR DURR I'M BI shite makes me miss our Queen.
>>223208221Hnnnnnnng
>>223208245HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
PHOWAR this brown bird has nice chebs.
uh oh fat black feminist melty
brb performing a ritual to resurrect Gadaffi so he can call Omar a nigger faggot.
The good thing is that these sorts of people are very unlikely to breed. It sucks for us that we have to live through it but give it 40 50 years and the right governments and things will hopefully start to get a bit more normal again
I want that fork in Chelsey's mouth to be my cock.
All dogs go to heaven you horrible cowExcept for most pitbullsI ain't making the joke
I haven't seen it but there's a woman with no arms or legs in this?
Chelsey's got some nice jiggly slag meatPity it's brown
>>223208374Yeah and she'd proper get it and all
>>223208374Yes, she does have huge titties though
>Maybe your infant daughter deserved to die of cancer>Maybe your wife deserved to be raped by a gorilla>Maybe Britain's Got More Talent deserved to be cancelled
How was the GK Barry aftershow last night lads?
>>223208377She's definitely this year's "got her application for Love Island mixed up with Big Brother" house slag
>>223208413Fair enough but has no business being a whole hour long, half an hour would suffice. Obviously better than Late & Live.
>>223208374Yes and her legs fell off during her entrance>>223208413Boring, but at least not annoying like Late and Live
>>223208428Think they bung people into whatever show they think best innit
Hoping the 3 nominees are the 3 large black womenOmar too, why not
>>223208444>>223208445Ah right, well that's a positive step then I guess. Never gonna be like it was with Russell. Idk what's going on with his trial as haven't been keeping up with anything but in an ideal world I'd hope he gets acquitted but fucked just enough that he's redeemed somewhat but is low enough to take a gig presenting big mouth again. Why did he have to rape those women lads
And the KWEEN defense force on twitter begins. Because that worked out well every other year.
>>223208466Honestly I can see Omar being the guy thats antagonising, typically all the other dudes are queer tepid wetties, black women need to go tho
>>223208496(Obv in reality he probably deserves to get raped in prison for several years minimum)
Surprisingly based and wise move of the zoomer to shift suspicion to the nigger bitch.
The long haired faggy white dude is insufferable
People in the future will look back on this as a perfect time capsule of Britain's demise
>>223208546I don't think Omar is white.
>>223208502Possibly yeah, but when he was talking at the table I couldn't make out a word of itBB even gave him subtitles at one point
They're all so fucking depressed lmao
Of course the muzzer would deny the moon landings.
>>223208496How can they possibly have any evidence of a """rape""" that happened over 20 years ago?
Same energy
>>223208546He reminds me of Matty
>>223208519Tays has actually been carrying the show so far
>>223208592Idk about that but he defo was a wrongun when it came to sex and would have caused a lot of pain. And that fucks up other lives
Chelsey's ARSE
>>223208596I wish I could say I miss him but I don't.
The scouse gay guy is like a character off Benidorm
>>223207744>Roman Ragmyarseanathan>James Acastershite>Ross Kemp>Michael Sheen>James Bluntok im in
If you painted Charlotte green she'd be Pickle Rick
>>223208635
>>223208648If you painted Chelsey purple she'd be purple paki
>>223207744>Joel LycettI still remember when he was on BGMT and got pushed by that gay bashing nigger lmao.
>>223208629
>>223207744Hannah Fry would get it hard.
>>223208612Seems like a demonisation of males by a feminised gynocentric society
>>223208640I just hope they don't go obvious with Richard E. Grant as the traitor.
>>223208714Yeah it's a bit of a fucker going back and looking at those days through a modern lens and trying to punish people for it I suppose. I'm mostly of the mindset that most women were alright with how things were in like the 00s until they were encouraged not to be by vindictive cunts who no one wanted to shag. But idk
>>223208712She absolutely would
>>223208648She's so cute, what a shame that happened to her
>Pauline vs. MillieGreat going, ITV, we see fucking nothing of that. And they nominated the wrong nigger bitch.
God this fucking BB voice. He sounds sickly ill. They're so deliberately mindfucking us with this show on ITV
>>223208672
>FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING GORILLA APE NIGGER BITCH FUCK YOU!Rochelle bellowed calmly.
I absolutely would not watch this show any more if I couldn't mock it on here with you guys. I spent a day or so catching up last year after I missed a load on my ket bender and it was torture, even with the archived threads there to read over
The Shaniqua was coming out
>I disagreed with itYou flipped shit
Kind of like the older Essex girl
>>223208758Agreed
Its hilarious because in previous series the kweens waited at least a week before going insane. Never underestimate a sheboon yank I guess.
Rochelle is an S tier housemate
Why are Americans always like this over Christianity?
>>223208855This is why I stopped watching Love Island since /lig/ died.
>>223208895I change my mind every 5 minutes mate lol sorry
>>223208917I hope her and the muslim retard spaz out at each other at some point.
Is the episode over or just an ad break?
>>223208906Rochelle and Johanna are classic Big Brother housemates
>>223208903Gonna be a hell of a shitstorm when her twitter gets made public
The fat black yank religious woman is a baffling casting choice. What were they thinking with her? The wokes aren't going to like her because she's too christcucky.
>>223208906Rochelle reminds me of someone from the Channel 5 era but I forget her name. Linda or something. The Blonde middle aged one from the season where there was 2 houses, who'd go into the diary room and flip shit and say shit like "ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS? I'M BORED SHITLESS IN HERE"
>tfw when they were all gathered on the sofa and Omar muttered in arabicSurely that shouldn't be allowed. That could be a prelude to a bombing for all they know.
>>223208974Fuel on a fire. Chaos. 2026
>>223208906Not a fan of her clean freak sperging>OMG the house is so MESSY, why doesn't someone else clean it up??
>>223208958Episodes are extended now thanks to no Late and Live
>>223208985She reminds me of Nikki a bit although Nikki wouldn't argue like that
>>223209000Trips of truthSorry government. Suppose this is ITV thoughWonder what a BBC big brother would be like
>>223208974Like >>223208960 said this is good. I'd take her over another Trish or Feyisola anyday.
>>223208974Its 4D chess, its a mindfuck for the wokies
>>223208974You cast for drama. At least she brings the drama unlike some boring fucks they've had on the last couple of years including various boring Deanos and the Fun Police last year.
>>223208985It's so confusing that Rochelle is the name of the hag when it's the most black woman name ever.
>>223209008She looks like Nikki's reanimated corpse.
RETURN OF THE KING
>>223209086
I'm not sure if the Group Chat set can fit OG's fat arse
The MILKERS
>muh clothesWhat a snobby cow. It's barely been 24 hours.
Everyone else >>>>>>>>> Yasmin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fat scottish bitch whose name I don't care to remember
Don't do it Chelsey!
Keep Rochelle in as she will cause drama
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER YOU FUCKING NIGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lynx is abysmal and Chelsey is ugly as fuck
Wait until she finds out he does gay foot porn kek
Until tomorrow lads
Charlotte was probably afraid that Johanne was going to eat her.
This is a good season so far, drama already on day 2.
Richard!
I think I prefer the no late and live and live feed as it makes it all an easier watch and I can fuck off to bed.
Lynx is gross but at least he doesn't talk ghetto and you can actually understand him unlike Omar
>>223209221Potentially good cast but depends on eviction order. If Rochelle goes this week that's a big loss
>the "group chat">it's just 2 foids wittering on
>>223209266Omar is way better than Lynx
>>223209362>It's an Omar beheads Lynx for touching his brown sister episode
>>223209438Baked Potato has seen better days.
Would you all rather let Omar suck your dick or have Lynx lick your feet?
>>223209468
>>223209470Feet licking is less gay than outright getting your cock sucked.
Sorry lads I monged out the last like 30 mins on ket
The fear of this series is we're left with Lynx, Chelsey, Rob, Samuel, fat scottish bitch for the entire series. Then it's a bad series.
Caroline is watching this and shitting herself in rage right now.
>>223209522Missed the entire big fight
CAROLINE BTFO
Based Richard namedropping Nancy gives me an excuse to post this again
>Richard's Caroline impression is Vyv from The Young Ones.
>>223207629Hello I have been out is it worth watching this now?
>>223207744Some absolute legends and then a bunch of brownoids that I have no fucking clue about.
>>223209750Yes. Day 2 and its already better than last series.
>>223209764Lovely stuff. I will post in here on my own as I watch and pretend you're all replying to me.
>>223209618
>>223209820Go through the thread too.
Anyone else hear that Windows error
Richard's tism has been activated.
If Charlotte was normal she would absolutely mog all the other tarts this series no problem
>>223209921ITV maimed her to prevent that. Reminds me of Tom the One-Handed Pirate from two years ago.
>>223209972He got zero screen time
KEK SHE'S GOTTEN TO.
>>223207629
Philip to win
Alright I'm finally watching>milf vs yankbased bitchfight come on
>>223210561On day 2 as well. We might be in for a good series
>deano is bihey samuel's odds just dropped
This old scouse poof freaks me out there's something not right about him. He doesn't look real and I don't believe he's all there mentally.
>>223209562Yeah I really need to stop doing ket :/ like reading this >>223209972 I'm like fucking hell was that actually two years ago? The series all blend into one for me
>>223210930Totally agree. History of abuse for sure. Probably a good guy deep down but deeply troubled and probably not intelligent enough to understand it bless him
>>223210930I just think it's David Potts in a one of those masks that people use on prank shows to pretend to be others. Thats gonna be the big reveal.>>223210935Get rewatching
>>223211043Not gonna re-watch any of these itv series for as long as I live mate. Was on the BB6 again a few weeks back after seeing the first promos for this series on itv while watching the chase and that was a far better waste of my time
>>223211064I've been rewatching the Celeb Big Brother with Pete Burns in, its all on Youtube.
What is it with black women waving their hands in people's faces?
How does Charlotte open a jar of pickles?
>>223211885With her muscular vaginaHow was the group chat is it worth watching? I had the first one on but paid zero attention
>>223211938>Group chatNot sure what you're talking about anon
>>223211959The replacement for late and live with gk barry and kate lawler
>>223211938Its background noise. Its not actually annoying like Late and Live but its not interesting either.
Chelsey is not fit in the slightest. Am I meant to believe this ugly braindead IBIZA slag is a romance insert to root for? That part where the question was whose guilty pleasure is pickles and she was like "my life is way more exciting than that". Stupid insecure braindead tart. Would've walloped her if I were Charlotte.
Also can tell she has such a high uppity opinion of herself of being a social worker. Like when the russian tart was in the bedroom and said she was unemployed attention immediately had to be switched onto her being a social worker and the other retards praising her on what a good and amazing job that is. Very high opinion of herself for an ugly braindead bitch.
>>223212022Walloped her with what? Her stump?
>>223212022The thing is, the person that she's going for is a gay foot fetishist so it's gonna be funny when she finds that out.
>>223212413Like he's into men's feet or just sells his feet pics? The latter isn't as bad
