Jason to have a new origin story where he was created in a laboratory.> “It’s not the CIA. He’s not a gov’t super soldier or an Eleven. He’s probably just a Chud. Or at worst a Trog. In any case, all will be known Oct. 15. Y’know, they called Copernicus a heretic at first, too. And look how that turned out! Well, bad for him, I guess. Nevermind. Enjoy!!! >#NotRoy >#NotDemonicParasite >#NotSpaceX”https://www.dreadcentral.com/streaming-home-video/588819/crystal-lake-showrunner-shuts-down-jason-experiment-theory-hes-not-a-govt-super-soldier-or-an-eleven/
>>223215266But he didn't become demonic until he was resurrected with lightning and became a zombie
>>223215266>in a labby dr. dre?
He’s nothing but a damn incel chud.
He will also be a popcorn bucket
>>223215266what is this schizobabbleis this the way tv writers' thoughts sound?
>>223215483And a mommy’s boy.
>>223215266>Hello, Grant Office? I'd like to apply for government funding for my laboratory >We are making a deranged immortal psycho killer who hunts down and kills teens near a lake
>>223215266Why do they have to make everything stupid and ruin their own mythos? It's proven that when things in stories that are supposed to be a mystery are instead explained in laymans terms, it stops be relevant to the story and the patron loses interest. Jason is a Revenant. We know kind of how he became that way. We don't know or understand how it works nor do we want to, if we do find out it stops being scary and becomes very much less interesting.
>>223216126F13 is THE franchise (alongside Fast & Furious) where it grows in increments and in weird unexpected directions. Whole reason Jason is even the focus is because of this. They can't do anything to actually fuck up F13 and even if they did they can always just do something new next time.
