Its only day 3 and guess what? Apparently shit kicked off again.Previous: >>223207629
PREVIOUSLY:>Frankie had a mental breakdown in the diary room for being bisexua>Omar argued with Chelsey and Yasmin over the idea that men are biologically wired to desire more than one partner>Mole Tays and his accomplice Philip nominated Pauline, Millie and Rochelle>Rochelle and Johanne had a big argument over the fact that Dog is God backwards which Johanne finds "blasphemous">Rochelle is mad at Johanne because Johanne told her she deserved all the bad things that happened in her life because she didn't pray enough>Johanne is mad at Rochelle because she is "blasphemous">They had to be separated into other rooms, first time I've seen that in ITV Big Brother>I'm probably writing more here than I ever did for any previously last season as a lot more happens.TONIGHT:>The nominated three are learned they are nominated, but they can save themselves, if they correctly guess the mole>Another argument kicks off after Rochelle tells Charlotte that she has a phobia of amputees and her lack of limbs scare her.
Oooo its getting wild 2nite
>Amerinigger Religitard vs. Boomer CryptkeeperGod, I hate them both.
Chelsey looks like my sister.
This is probably the first and foremost reason I could never do Big Brother. Cannot abide some mong fucking with my sleep.
Good evening, bit late. Not a ket addict so don't have that excuse.
Nigga hallucinates kangaroo.
Placing a wriggling Charlotte on Rochelle's face as she sleeps
>>223226879I feel like the one I'd genuinely connect with in the house right now is Sam. Just because he does online gaming. Seems like a bit of an autist.
I want Yasmin to sit on me and fart on me.>*BRAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP*
>>223226930Reckon she could murder multiple people at once by smothering them with her arsecrack
yasmin and the scottish scribbleskin are disturbing creatures
Is he wearing tighty whiteys?
Just started watching the first episode and a lass with a huge rack and no arms and legs rocked up wtf
>>223226956I swear if they rubbed up together they'd become an obese version of the black-white aliens from Star Trek.
Has Rob sandpapered his face
>>223227052YeahIt gets crazier
How the hell does a bitch born in 2008 lose all her fucking limbs to meningitis!?
>>223227143because of the meningitis
Philip was a great choice because in everyday interaction he constantly comes across as though he's acting but terribly. So this act looks no different.
sexy gilf back
kek ripping off traitors
Absolute STATE of the bitches ITV has chosen, a quadruple amputee is the most attractive one
100% a faifful bro
YASMIN NIPS
need to see rob shagged up the arse
Which ITV era housemates have been more gay than this blonde guy? I'm struggling to think of one
>>223227246Gelatinous mass
>>223227265he's a ray of sunshine
hate omar so much
>>223227265
you can't argue that dog isn't god backwards though
>AWWW SHEEEEITTT NIGGA DAT FINNA BE BLASPHEMOSE
>>223227298He might be funny if you could actually understand a word he is saying. I can't
2026 female housemates be like >You've dabbled with ladies... now meet the genuine article!
>>223227357he just says bro and oh my days and scrt scrt scrt
I want to fuck the girl dog in the ass, she's such a slag.
why is stephen graham doing mcdonalds adverts I use to like you
>>223227357It's funny because he was actually coherent when he was impersonating Sam for five seconds, so he's clearly making a choice to talk like a retard.
>>223227403don't like this post
>>223227429he saw anora and decided to become that guy
>>223227409Me own fookin steve, doing the voice for maccies
>This is a 10 in bongland
>>223227337If I were in the house I'd tell her that god is a fag who tongues dogs anuses.
>>223227470do you think it's easier to get fat if you don't have limbs because there's no caloric update for them
Chelsey's armpit flab.
Chelsey Chebs
>>223227320Honestly I don't think even he's as gay as this fruity rainbow fairy
>>223227482to be fair he is and he does
F****** N*****
>>223227429Yeah pity he can't just do the Sam impression 24/7 then we might be able to understand him
Imagine walking around with Charlotte's arse permanently planted on your dick
NO MORE Lynx/Chelsey bullshit, please
>>223227603Shame she's ostracized from the muslim side of her family because they'd sort him out in no time.
Remember when Caroline called Zelah a girl lmao
>>223227680top shagger are samuel
zoomers want everybody to walk on eggshells
LOLLLLLLLL
>>223227680He looks like he's a ftm or a hapa or both. And holy fuck that is the fivehead to end all fiveheads.
>>223227623Force him to convert?
>>223227680
omar maybe don't hog the storeroom then
Not like me to sympathise with a muslim but what a fucking bitch johanna is
>>223227720They'd lynch his black arse
YOU CAN'T COME INTO THE STOREROOM BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO MY RELIGION
>>223227680I thought Pauline was the incel?
>>223227736how was she to know he was doing his funny little bollocks
>>223227470
>>223227680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok1RchncCjc>All the comments being "I know him from my [insert here] discord!"
>>223227745Labour's Britain
>Christians praying to god: Thanks for the grub, dad.>Muslims praying to god: ZOMG YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK AND BALLS AND EAT YOUR SHIT (repeat five times a day)
>>223227772what could have been
We got British bashir in bb before gta 6
>>223227699Imagine being in your 50s and some 21 year old slag decides to "talk to you about your behaviour"Zoomers are actually pathetic
>>223227762Not that, shouldn't be a biggy but I mean how defensive she was afterwardsExhibit C: her again right nowBitch could have an argument with a rock
Boon Wars Episode IV: A New Shart
Samuel tism stimming
>>223227839I was about to post that yeah she's nuts
You're not a lad, Frankie, you're a faggot.
>I have a built in bar in my house
Kek Twitter having a melty because they don't know which one to call racist as they're both black
>>223227869odd post
the smoke
Didn't Farida have a prayer room? Did they get rid of it or did Omar just not use it?
>>223227881I would imagine they'd mostly side with the "British" black over the yank.
>>223227925Yes, it was what used to be Trisha's room in Celeb Big Brother.
>>223227925He should pray in the Diary Room. Big Brother can call him stunning and brave as he bends his lanky arse up against the camera.
>>223227951good idea actually
What actor does Philip's face remind me of
>>223227959laura loomer
phillip breathes louder than I can shout
PLEASE KEEP ROCHELLE PLEASE
>>223228004Agreed dont vote out Rochelle she is the entertainment
You daft twat Phillip, you were supposed to tip the mud on the bed and put the flag in it
>>223227890He was crying yesterday about being gay
>>223228044still an odd post
>>223228027did he really not understand or was it just easier and he's lazy
has a built in bar
What is the box and is it shit
>>223228243It's hosted by Gary Linigger. Nuff said. And their "celeb" line-up is so dire it makes CBB and modern /imaceleb/ look like an all-star cast.
Chris Hughes or the dumbest fucking human on Earth, how he managed to turn a lesbian, I'll never know.
>>223228316Jojo was just a cringe bi larper. It's not as if she was a Hannah Gadsby level dyke.
Kate Lawler is wife material
>Millie calling from home because she couldn't waddle her fat arse into a studio.
Nobody taking screenshots this year?
>>223228380I might get on this tomorrow. Not much in the way of slags unfortunately.
built in bar
>Chris spoons with his matesgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaayyyyyyyyybent cunt
>>223228550>>223228380The issue is mostly the ITV player blocks it for me and you gotta do a workaround that I cant be bothered to do.
Who we voting out then?>>223228966"Awesome Screen Recorder & Screenshot" extension
>>223229044Either of the two just not Rochelle. If I had to choose specifically, then Millie as Millie has done the least, Pauline looks like she could flip at some point since she gets irritated by mess.
