Dapper Dolls editionPrevious >>223211265
>>223227210What was their problem?
>>223224647>Pink films are great, and they're especially blackpilled about Japanese cultureftfy
Fuck you hell house and lowlife sucked
>>223227210Just re-watched the 2002 Resident Evil.Don't get all the hate, its a fun action horror movie.
>>223227368It's the only good one. Guilty by association tho.
>>223227328This is what happens when you allow women to be propositioned in public to do porn. They don't even target specific ages like you'd think, they proposition ALL women that aren't hideous, even if they're underage and wearing a school uniform.
>>223227368I like the one directed by Russell Mulcahy because she looked great in that costume
>>223227536Carlos actor is agemaxxing
>>223227328Yes we should all definitely trust this (((anonymous industry insider))). Make sure to never breed, goy.
>>223227478You’re just old
>>223227368Cruel writing
Hello, working class. How was everyone’s day? Finally got home and ready to relax. Saw Deep Red last night also and it was fantastic. Such a tight and clean movie.
>>223228319> How was everyone’s day?Bad
>>223228369You spent your whole day here.
>>223227368It's the smartest retard in the short bus, and I hate basically every adaptation of RE, and I've seen them all. That said, the first one still has that nostalgic late-90s/early-00s energy of stuff like Mimic, Godzilla '98, Pitch Black, Alien Resurrection, Event Horizon, Jason X, Underworld, Dark City, and Blade, amongst others, and it at least is still pretending to be a horror movie.
>>223228456All the RE movies have never felt fully satisfying. At least Retribution had peak visuals and audio. This also applies to every X Men movie. All slightly disappointing.
>>223228456>>223228580It was a smart move to have none of the original characters in the first movie. They didn't ruin anything.
>>223228456Welcome to Raccoon City was the best even though it was the most retarded. It at least tried to create a world that felt directly like Resident Evil
>>223229436>indian Leon>mulatto Jill>CW ChrisNo thanks.
some shit in this legit made me flinch
>>223229463mulatto Jill was crazy hot tho
>>223229463>>CW ChrisWhat does this even mean
>>223227368It was the first good movie adaption of a video game. But someone is going to say they like Mortal Kombat.
>>223230024Mortal Kombat genuinely adapted its source material accurately while also being kino
>>223230060Correct.
>>223227536I liked this one a lot as well. Cool look, Day of the dead nods, and well shot carnage. Gets a shitload of hate on this board while Apocalypse (the shittiest) gets glazed.Yeah, it had a bomb ass Jill and picking up from where the first ended was neat. Now for the negatives. Shit editing. Shit Nemisis. OP Alice.
>>223228112
>mfw Vacanze per un massacro is NOT a horror film
>>223230543NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223230060Fight scenes were weak
>>223227536>>223230239I agree.I liked all the movies, but 3 was definitely better than 2. Also, Ali Larter>Sienna Guillory
>>223230552it has plenty of bush showing... I can cope. Still a bad film anyways
>>223227368I KNOW WHY YOU PLAAAGUE ME
>>223230642With this and other similar references in kids shows i always think... Do kids know what are they refering about? Those are films kids shouldn't watch due age restriction.
>>223230559maybe now but not back then
oh, at the end was gunpoint cuck kino
>>223230689At the time this aired, the only thing I knew about the blair witch project was the stick thingies and that part with him standing by the wall. But I still thought it really cool because I said "whoaaa, Scooby Doo but kind of scary? Awesome!"But I also watched a lot of movies much younger than I should have because of Blockbuster rentals, so I knew a few horrors.What was truly baffling to me was when cartoons would keep referencing Peter Lorre, but they always had their face change to his, so I kind of said "oh, this is an old person thing"
>>223229436I don't disagree. Some creative liberties were weird, like making Irons a comic relief character, but at the same time I actually thought he was kind of funny. I also like how RC and RPD actually felt like the games (at least the remake version). Not to mention I liked the explanation for why the outbreak was kept isolated and controlled becuase Raccoon City was built and owned by Umbrella, kind of like Disney's relation to Celebration, Florida, and the only people left in town were a skeleton crew running things as the company moved operations over to a new location. Really, the wild miscasting was my major issue with it. Plus, it just felt cheap. One of those blatantly made-in-Canada productions like Jason X or something.
>>223230559It blew my little mind when I realized she was the whipped cream bikini chick from Varsity Blues.
Os there any reason to watch the American remake over the Thai original? the TRANNY IN THE BOYS ROOM scene was great
>>223230689Two of my favorite shows as a kid were The Simpsons and Mystery Science Theater 3000, and those shows were boomer references out the ass.
>>223227210
>>223231004I always watch the American remakes after watching the original, so I can see just how bad it is.
>>2232273681, Apoc, and Retribution are all dumb fun action horror flicks
>>223231140Simp
>>223230559You are pathetic.
>>223231274Is that you Zach?
>>223231156and proud of it
I'm watching Final Destination Bloodlines. Super early in but I already dislike the reliance on digital effects. It's gotten me to laugh though so that's something.
>>223231156homosexual
Resident Evil is getting decent reviews. Might go see it tomorrow.
damn, I remember seeing the first one back in middle schoolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9POM--Bi0
Watched The Surrender with Colby Minifie and it was boooooring
>>223231602>here's that hottie 34 year old I was telling you about, anon
>>223231870SHE'S STILL GOT IT
>>223231899kek
>>223231870My scalp looks like this (psoriatic).
Resident Evil is the best horror comedy since Evil Dead 2.
>>223231923:(
Felt like watching Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave tonight. It's not about Bruce Lee fighting back from the grave but it does turn into Halloween 5 occasionally.
>>223231923Just get a groovy wig
>>223231466Go see it. But don’t come back to /hor/.
>>223231870GROSS.
>>223231466>From the director of shit movie 1(barbarian) and shit movie 2(weapons)Overrated director
>>223232270Kys Rohit
>>223231428Okay I just finished it. I didn't realize it's categorized as a dark comedy. It was very dumb but I guess the joy of these movies is facepalming at the silly Rube Goldberg machinations Death devises. The rule of dying and coming back stops Death is dumb through and through though. If the people alive in that bloodline aren't supposed to be around, how does that stop being true just because someone was temporarily dead? Also RIP Tony Todd.
>>223231466You can go see it in theaters but don’t come back here after.
>>223231466> Might go see it tomorrow.Go ahead, but don’t post about it here.
>>223231466You won’t be welcome here if you watch it tomorrow.
>>223231466Imagine watching slop in theaters.
>>223233233>>223233249>>223233281>>223233291See >>223232478
>>223233300Those are not me. You’re retarded if you think everyone has bad taste like you.
>>223233300See>>223233331
>>223233300See>>223233300Also, don’t mass reply
sup w/hor/esi'm watching the halloween tv edit with commercials and i gotta say, it's kind of crazy how damn near every commercial has a jingle of some sort, like they really used to have no problem selling all kinds of shit and it would hook people if the tune was catchy enoughthis is the specific upload https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1u-jdGOnDY>>223227368the anderson re saga are a good time. are they great movies? not necessarily. are they fun? yes.>>223230239>Shit Nemisisnemesis*. also he was just a tyrant. not all tyrants are nemesis, dingus.
>>223233417I'm going to rape your mom.
>>223233536based
>>223227584He will always be Antoine from Deuce Bigalow>>223230559>Not picking K-mart
rewatching the first two creep films to refresh my memory before checking out the tv series
>>223233445Who looked like a temu version of the *nemesis in RE 3 with the same mission to destroy stars members. Shut the fuck up chud.
>>223233986>chudI just noticed some men grow old while others get more distinguished
>>223233986oh i thought you were confusing apocalypse with extinction at first. you're still a faggot regardless.
>>223234143Kek. What a dipshit.
One of the best zombie kinos
>>223234359top big harv kino
>>223234359i watched it once a day for 3 days
has anyone seen Capture on tubi? im wondering what another opinion is like.
>>223234544I can check it out. Will report back
>>223233642>K-martNah
>>223234549lol no rush, its tubislop. i just posted it last night and thought it was better than usual junk. i wanna calibrate my tastes.
Watched House for the first time. I don't know what I expected, but it was much goofier and action flick-y than I had hoped for. The monster designs were still pretty cool.
>>223234601Tubi has tons of good movies.
>>223230642this was the Too Many Cooks/Buddy guy again
>>223232153The Dragon Lives Again is the movie you were probably expecting this one to be.
Just put on Creep Tapes
>>223234678I could be just pulling this out of my ass, but I think the success of Gremlins opened up producers to doing more comedic horror movies like House/TerrorVision.
>>223234970Total Gremlins Death
>>223234693Truer words were never spoken. I hate when people call stuff made during the DVD era or earlier "Tubislop" though. Tubislop is specifically modern stuff that wouldn't even make it to disc/vhs when they were popular.
>>223234970Totals 80’s fag death
>>223234970My main memory of Gremlins is a babysitter putting it on for me and my brother (5 and 8). and us both thinking it was creepy in a cool way and not particularly scary. My mom blew a gasket when she found out though.
>>223234955Just finished episode 1..so we don’t get to see kills?
>>223235186You see a lot of them. What season did you start with?The first episode of the new season doesn’t show the kill for some reason. The next one does but I thought the kill kind of sucked.
>>223235000I like the 80s
>>223235198Season 3, I wanted to see that bitch get butchered.
>>223235199everybody does. Fixcuck just made a list of things everybody likes (women, the 80s) and decided to pretend to lose his shit every time they're mentioned so he can get engagement.
>>223232161>Dog will hunt!
>>223235224The next episode has some random black guy wail on the Creep twice and then he randomly gets overpowered mid-fight and the creep squishes his head in with a single stomp. Found it kind of ridiculous and was sort of hoping it would be a one-off where the guy gets away (like the motel guy) but the creep didn’t actually do anything actionable.
>>22323497080’s was the decline of horror.
>>223234678>Watched House for the first time.I mean it's a good show but what does it have to do with horror?
>>223235275What? So no kills this season? Wtf were they thinking?
>>223235236> the 80sBanned
>>223235337No there’s a kill it’s just partially off-screen and not particularly good.
I have a vivid memory of watching a movie on tv late at night as a kid where John Wayne fought vampires. After doing some googling I have concluded that this movie does not exist. So I'm asking here if maybe there's a different old style western where a cowboy fights vampires and I just thought it was John Wayne.
>>223235236> made a list of things everybody likes (women, the 80s) No one likes those
>>223235385What is the point of this series if no kills.
>>223235438being a creep
>>223231041I did that with Martyrs, except I just skipped through it.
>>223235536First 3 episodes are garbage.
Widow’s Bay is gay as fuck
>>223235419Curse of the Undead (1959)?
>>223235612Obviously, how else do you think it won all those Emmys? I stopped at episode 4 which was way like 1-2 episodes too late.
I was only 21 when I died.
Just put on End of Oak Street
Just bought a ticket for next month to rewatch one of absolute worst films I've ever seen, this time on the big screen.
>>223235419If it isn't >>223235628 then it could be this If it isn't either, try to remember some details from it
>>223235720big mistake
>>223235733one of the*
>>223235741I will turn it off if it is shit.
>>223235741Kinda boring and too family friendly so far. >>223234955Gonna stop watching season 3.
Just saw the new Resident Evil. Pretty good. Not very true to the series though. More like some AU fanfic thing.
>>223235720Gonna skip the first 30 minutes, seeing middle class families is too depressing.
>>223235837Smart choice.
>>223235837>>223235857I turned it off.
>>223235973the whole thing is just them getting separated and running around in circles trying to regroup over and over again. truly pointless movie.
>>223235997Not a horror movie at all.
Good evening, working class. Movies for this evening?
They redesigned Carmella Creeper!
This is the most beautiful 38 year old woman I have ever seen. Watch Bug (2006).
>>223236245I watched that last October. Really underrated movie
>>223236245Looks 50
>>223233233You're clearly some schizo replying several times but I'm going to see it tonight now, and then I'll post my thoughts to spite you.
>>223236267I can’t wait till this October. I love getting high and watching horror movies. There’s also a good drive in theater that I like to go to that shows good horror. It’s the perfect environment being outside on a fall night underneath the stars.
>>223236286If you go watch that movie, don’t come back here. >>223236305Is this you?>>223236305Don’t come back here if you watch Resident Evil. Make your own thread to discuss the movie, not here.
>>223236201>she's now a latina
>>223236305>I love getting high and watching horror movies.For me, it's getting drunk on red wine, pumpkin beers, and absinthe >There’s also a good drive in theater that I like to go to that shows good horrorFor me, it's a walk-in theater. They're showing Army of Darkness soon.We're not so different, you and I
>>223236350Nice. I love pumpkin beer and red wine as well. Rogue Pumpkin Patch Ale is my favorite.
>>223236346I mean Carmella isn't the whitest name
>>223236286> and then I'll post my thoughts to spite you.Post it in a thread you made
>>223236201Did they redesign the taste of the cereal too? 'Cuz I don't think just adding marshmallows is going to cut it.
>>223236405fair warning there's going to be a lot of Resident Evil discussion itt starting tomorrow. might wanna avoid /hor/ for a few days if that's a problem for you.
>>223236433Nta but no, I don’t think so. /hor/ anons have better taste than to watch Creggar slop.
>>223236454I’m going to go see it.
>>223236467yeah, I'm going too.
>>223236454>Creggaryou're an illiterate trog, they'd turn you down at the cinema door for the smell alone
>>223236350>>223236371Picking up some pumpkin beers to kick off October on September 30.I tried this one last Halloween and really liked it. Expensive as hell though. Might try some again.
>>223236467>>223236471Lets make our own general. I don’t want of discuss it here.
>>223236467Seeing it with IRLs tomorrow pretty excited
>>223236517Looks amazing
>>223236537>IRLS**IRLcucks** typo
Creep 2 ending felt rushed and nonsensical. You can't have her escape after clubbing his head with a shovel, not take the keys from him for the car, have her escape, yet not have him captured just so youcan have the HE LIVED ending
>>223236554Go back>>223236572I was fine with her escaping but him stalking her later was poorly done. Why on earth would she just be going through a regular routine in public after that
>>223236371> Rogue Pumpkin Patch Ale is my favorite.I'm going to try to find that this year. I avoided it years back because the price was so high for one bottle, but since then I've accepted high prices for premium pumpkin beers. I drank pic 2 or 3 years back while watching The Craft. Cost $12 for a little 12oz bottle, but it was pretty damn good, fudge and pie spice and a bit of licorice with a very smooth body. My go-to used to be Crown Valley Brewing's Imperial Pumpkin Smash, but it doesn't exist anymore. The next best thing that I can get my hands on is St. Arnold Pumpkinator, which I bought so much of last October that I still have a few bottles in my pantry to kick this October off with. The really heavy stouts age well, fortunately. Even the cheap Elysian Pumpkin Patch stouts, in my experience, taste better after a year in storage.Eventually, I want to try to brew my own
>>223236614Wow. I just figured out that they retired the beer. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/132/74309/
>>223236614Rogue went out of business, anon.
>>223236636I know. I’m upset about it. Dead Guy Ale was a decent beer that I’d find at certain restaurants. Paired well with most things.
>>223236625>>223236636>the beer was a ghost this whole timeFucking spooky
>>223236660Had a famous magic deck named after it too
>>223236614>>223236625>>223236636Looked good too
it's almost time
>>223236796Does James still have it in him?
>>2232273681-3 are kino. the rest went off the rails due to studio shit and the actors stopped gaf
>>223236821Probably not but it's tradition for me to watch Monster Madness. Last year sucked with him just talking about stuff related to the holiday instead of horror.
>>223236796The first episode has got to be Terrifier and Terrifier 2. You can see the "R" sticking out behind the "redacted" label, plus it makes sense with the theme and the two separate boxes.
>>223236866>>223236839Is he still living in the past and only talks about universal horror?Or does he do modern stuff?
>>223236943100%. You can see the top left section of the T as well on the first box.
Terrifier sucks
your blood
>>223237069my cock and makes me cum loads. Figuratively.
>>223237142Elaborate on that.
