>>223249957
god she's ugly

>>223249944
this could have been kino if not for all of the "comedy". also replace all the actors except the cop and the lead.

I will check out ready or not 2.
Kathryn deserves a watch

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My queen...

>>223250001
I wanna watch her get bleached so much

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I saw Talk To Me and this back to back and they were both great, though BHB was quite a bit more interesting. Sally Hawkins did an amazing job.

What's the first horror movie you're watching on October 1st?

>>223250032
Cucked af. Guess one bull isnt enough.

>>223250032
I disliked this movie. Found it boring and gay.

>>223250037
Someone rec'd Flesheater recently so maybe that. Zombie films just put me in the October mood.

where's the camrip?

>>223250037
Whatever you recommend

>>223249965
Is he the Gadon fag?

>>223250032
You’re not welcome here you pathetic reddit scum.

>>223250032
>attention
Attention
**that was a signaling post to see how many replies he gets to determine how many woke leftist are here***

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holy kino

>>223249972
It can only loosely be called horror for the fact that there is a satanic element, but it's much more an action/comedy without the tension and suspense of the first movie

>>223250212
based kino appreciator

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>>223250126

A movie hasn't scared me in a while. Gore porn just isn't scary, it's just gross.

>>223250244
There is this one movie that gave me nightmares... New Life.
That virus was terrifying

>>223250212
I need to give this a rewatch. I wanted the Shawscope volume 4 set (focused on other Shaw Brothers horror movies) for October but I hesitated and the price jumped up

I was giving Cregger the benefit of the doubt but resident evil had one of the worst endings I’ve seen of any horror movie ever

>>223250304
would love to get the sets as well but I feel ya
right now saving up for a better sound system

>>223250392
You saw it in theaters.

>>223250483
The lights came on in the theater and the very first thing I did was come here to say that. It had solid visuals and scares but the whole thing felt like such a waste of time.

>>223250565
You’re a waste of time and space in this general.

>>223250716
Can you please stop?
You are wasting the thread replies with anger and resentment. Be nice or at least be funny. There's no place for this behavior. Literally no place.

>>223250236
It is my favorite Halloween Kino.
Great performances. Great atmosphere. Pretty good story. Spooky troll. Eartha Kitt

>>223250716
That may very well be true but you can talk to me for free. I wasted $9.75 on RE.

>>223250759
I agree with him, we don’t want people who watch Talk to Me, Bring Her Back and Resident Evil 2026 in here.

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a Angela is fine too

>>223250791
I'm going to kill your family then have a squadron rape you to death.

>>223250791
NTA but I’ll watch any horror. I don’t care to elaborate on RE beyond it being bad and would rather talk about slashers or maybe something like Exit 8 if I need to discuss vidya horror.

>>223250032
all of it is ausie muh trauma dogshit slop

>>223250910
Have some standards, no matter how low.

>>223249944
so is the movie good?

>>223250819
Looks like a troon.

>>223251017
>but I’ll watch any horror.
LMFAO of course not.

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>>223250819
That movie is very comfy because that scene looks exactly like the gas station/convenience store I used to walk to and rent movies from when I was a kid.

>>223251218
Don’t worry, you still act and think like a child.

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>>223251054
You know how they say when you're a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail?
Well guess what happens when you're a chaser?

>>223251218
Fuck me that's a kino ass and panties.

>>223251277
Lad she has an extremely prominent jaw and hair and makeup like a drag queen. Don't hate the messenger.

>>223249888
>This will sell our movie
Can someone competent please make a good AvP movie for once

>>223251054
>>223251409
Not my fault you can't appreciate mannish, titless beauties.

Erm....CREGGERSE?

>>223251652
Creggers? More like, neggers.

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>>223250819
>>223251218
This girl was such a cutie in that with her big 80s hair. I don't think that breed of California-born Japanese even exists anymore.

I am watching the undertone 2025
Man... Movie is comfy af.

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>>223249972
Indeed

>>223251854
So ugly.

>>223250791
It's not about watch. It's about how your opinion on it.
You can watch bad movies, reddit movies gay movies or hétero movies. But you only know the material if you at least see it, and your view on the movie itself is what matters. It's important to check out things, even if they are bad. Sometimes they might be actually good for you, or you might actually see an interesting concept here and there. Although bring her back really sucks hard

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Holy fucking kino
We can all agree that Quentin is a retard who deserved to die more than anyone else right?
I interpreted the ending and the whole point of the movie this way: only those who are not concerned with the prison and its inhabitants (the cube is obviously a metaphor for the world/society we live in) can escape it, Kazan has zero connections to the outside and material world, he's in full escapism mode by default, and you probably already know where I'm getting at, neets also practice escapism as their default state of being

>>223251870
Don't talk shit about her. She GAVE ME LIKE! I LOVE HER

>>223251878
Sorry
I had a tumor bursting out of my brain when I wrote this

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>>223251926
It's ok anon.
We all have moments like this.

>>223250819
She looked better in the sequels

>>223251870
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>>223251878
You don’t watch slop in theaters, anon.

>>223252167
That’s pretty much the best place to watch anything.

>>223252240
Obviously home is.

>>223251017
Yes

>>223251017
No

>>223249944
I just watched it
holy kino

>>223249944
Is the camrip out yet??

>>223249944
This poster doesn't do it for me at all.

>>223252620
you just dont get it

Resident Evil > Obsession

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Anyone seen this? The things I've been reading about it make it sound bonkers.

>>223252604
Wrong thread

>>223252276
Only if you're a terminally online brown peasant living in his parents' basement.

>>223253157
Okay, which anon is that supposed to be?

>>223253222
You, the stinky poor chronically lying streetshitter that can't afford a movie ticket so you watch tubislop on your ancient laptop while liveblogging and samefagging your fetishes. Grim.

I know it's supposed to be a dark comedy but Tremors made me scared to walk on dirt for a while when I was a kid.

>>223253364
> watch tubislop while liveblogging
Sounds based. He is doing us a service. This is how you get good recommendations.

>>223253412
It's essentially "the floor is lava" that everyone plays when they're little

>>223253460
Or she

>>223253364
>>223253460
I appreciate anons that recommend “tubislop.”

>>223253539
You think it is she?

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>>223250910
>Exit 8

>>223253412
It has comedy in it but it isn’t “dark comedy.” Ffs. Why do all the fags love “horror comedies?

>>223250910
Exit 8 is a good vidya movie, but severely lacking in scares. I think there were...three?

>>223253729
because its the best genre

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Another incel kino classic?

>>223253687
Maybe? I cannot be the only girl here?

>>223249944
Are the cops still extremely retarded like the other Cregger movies or is it at least bearable this time?

>>223253778
If "incel kino" is
>swarthy man is "forced" to have sex with a bunch of beautiful blonde women and this is somehow terrible
then sure.

The most recent (actual) dark comedy I watched was Bell from Hell.

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>>223253810
Hi ;)

>>223253778
>From the producers of Insidious
K I will add to watchlist

>>223253822
Cops ARE extremely retarded thoughevermore.

>>223253810
You are not a real woman and you never will be.

>>223253856
dude... have some standards..

>>223253870
No offense but it is a low iq job like blue collar labour

>>223252583
You’re not allowed to post here anymore.

>>223254126
Srsly?

Let's talk about hot lady police officers of /hor/

>>223254143
Yes, the studio doesn't care about money.

>>223254126
I don't think he has the authority to do that

>>223254161
Damn. That’s nice. He redeemed himself.

>>223253708
It was better than RE that’s for sure.
Although the side plots smacked of “we need to pad this to movie length.”
The protags are idiots. I liked the hair bun guy more than the main guy desu.

>>223254126
KEK

>>223254161
He redeemed himself.

Insidious is my favorite horror movie and they've ruined it

>>223254385
James Wan and the Scream 1 redeemed the 90s and 2000s and onwards after the 80’s took a huge shit on the genre.

>>223254415
The 80’s was a massive decline from 1900s to 1970s.

>>223253580
slop that is currently available on tubi
>Fright Night
>Anamorph
>Nightbreed (Director's Cut)
>Lifeforce
>Re-Animator
>Dagon
>Dark Night of the Scarecrow
>Arachnophobia
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Magic
>Exorcist III
>Critters
>Bone Tomahawk
>Disturbing Behavior
>Killer Klowns from Outer Space
>The Burning
>The Howling
>The Innkeepers
>The Seventh Sign
>Bats

>>223254531
Slop means something else

>>223254531
>>Fright Night
Which one? Don't like either regardless.
>>Lifeforce
Great tits.
>>Arachnophobia
Not even remotely slop. A brilliant B-movie.
>>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Terrific remake.
>>Bone Tomahawk
Good acting.

>>223254161
That's based, I bet it's shit though

>>223254612
Shitty opinion. Didn’t read.

>>223254612
obviously none are slop

>>223254126
Thats fucking retarded

>>223254161
I thought he was implying that the typical RE fan has only watched lore/gameplay videos on youtube and never actually played the games.

>>223254612
Great opinion. Did read.

>>223254531
Tubislop =\= garbage
Some of the movies you mentioned are garbage

I haven't seen a good scary movie in so long, bros. This genre is so dead right now.

>>223254697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxn4cLfeM4

>>223254742
Watch Feardotcom

>>223254760
Watch 32 Malasana Street on Tubi

>>223253822
Nah the cop is decent this time. Though the MC hates him

>>223254742
Bury The Dead had really tone and mood for a modern movie.

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>>223254789
Seen it

>>223254820
>Bury The Dead
Man, what a disappointing story tho.

>>223254385
They keep making an Insidillion dollars with every new film so don't expect them to stop

>>223249944
Just came back from watching it. Honestly? a straight up 6/10. An OK movie. I was expecting more and true horror. In the end it felt more like a comedy with cool shots. I wasn't a fan of the combining monsters and the ending was like "That was it?". Resident Evil 1 and 2 from Mila felt more horror than this

>>223254840
They all have a standard of quality.

>>223254841
felt exactly the same. would have been better with most of the comedy cut out. also the terrible comedian secondary characters.

>>223254871
Comedyfags btfo

>>223254862
ESL gibberish

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cast Leon and our dear Gracey Wacey in the inevitable sequel

>>223254822
He's still got it

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>>223254822

>>223254891
Esl ?

Any gaymers with a decent PC here play the Hellraiser Revival demo? How's the game looking?

>>223254612
based

>>223254871
>also the terrible comedian secondary characters.
I'm assuming bumbling white cops?

>>223254126
>the real RE fans are brown people with no money that watches everything on youtube and twitch
TRUE

>>223249944
What was the point of the scared dad to be subplot? It's so terribly tacked on I'd think it was a meta joke if I could pin it to something from RE.

>>223254941
I will check it out

>>223254954
bumbling white scientist types. and would you guess it, a brief black girlboss cop who they fawn over

>>223254926
> He's still got it
Females obviously wall hard but it is wild seeing famous male actors or singers just slowly fall apart without giving a shit.

>>223255017
Around 40 years old is when soicuck face shows up if you don’t maintain yourself.

>>223254973
Its to trick you into thinking he's actually going to get cured at the end so its more surprising when he isnt.

>>223255017
Don't reply to me you stupid jeet

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>>223254673
>Shitty opinion. Didn’t read.
How do you know it's shitty if you didn't read it? You fucking idiot LMAO

>>223254985
Cool.
I'm unfortunately a PS5fag so I don't get to try before I buy and am stuck waiting for the 8th for the full release.

>>223255080
>Inde's face when she sees it
:(

>>223254941
>>223255119
There's a few videos on Youtube that show it.

>>223255119
I was looking forward to it by the latest gameplay videos are a bit rough. The fighting combat doesn't seem very fun and surprisingly enough, it gives off low budget vibes. I'm gonna wait for reviews and people's opinions. I was not a fan of Cronos because of that

>>223255166
Better wait for mommy’s opinion too

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>>223254531
>Disturbing Behavior
Katie kino

>>223255009
The head scientist was black and the girl boss scene was obviously a joke since she dies almost immediately and stupidly

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>>223255139
>tfw no taco-flavored kissez from an insane qt muttiña

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Just finished. So it's got fuckall to do with Resident Evil. I thought maybe he was going for a Buster Keaton thing or Hundreds of Zombies instead of Beavers but then it hit me. This is an Evil Dead remake, lol. Cregger has no idea what Resident Evil is, but wanted to make an Evil Dead movie and of course somebody else is doing those. So he just took the first horror IP somebody handed him that he could use as a shell for his Evil Dead remake, and this is it. I liked it! It's definitely a one time watch, though, it's the most get from point A to point B movie I think I've ever seen. I can see teenagers catching this randomly on streaming like five years from now and loving it.

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>please don't cancel your subscription

>>223255253
Who does the blonde guy remind me of?

>>223255164
Sure, but getting second opinions can't hurt, right?

>>223255355
Your mother.

>>223255345
does she come with the shudder subscription?

>>223255378
Not if you’re a simp

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>>223255371
>Your mother.

>>223255337
I knew it wouldn't be identifiably Resident Evil when he said something about having made Barbarian with the Resident Evil games in mind, like he thinks of it that loosely. I plan on seeing it Saturday though. I just want it to be entertaining.

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>>223255345
the website is a mess. copying and pasting from AMC's library probably

>>223255337
>it's the most get from point A to point B movie I think I've ever seen

So resident evil?

Il be honest. I found the running gag of him constantly running into padlocks to be amusing.

>>223255429
it's crazy how bad paid services are just in general

>>223255337
i saw the trailer with male lead acting like a soi boi and knew there was nothing worth watching there

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First time posting here in months, do you guys still like Obsession or did you turn on it after 3 weeks like the rest of /tv/?

>>223255447
Old RE games were not linear. Which makes the accusations he only played the new ones more accurate. Which makes his whole "Seriously I'm a real fan!" rants very odd.

>>223255487
>First time posting here in months, do you guys still like Obsession or did you turn on it after 3 weeks like the rest of /tv/?
Yes

>>223255487
women liked it, so I didn't bother watching it

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Watchlist for October. I definitely won't get to all of them, but I'll try.
Never seen any of these. I might run out of classic horror movies soon and only the weird niche ones will remain

>>223255487
Why does she look so much younger here?

>>223255489
The oldest RE game ive played is the original RE4 on PS3

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I saw it Resident evil 2026 mediocre film, is an another insult to the fans. Good screamers but my gosh the main character what a moron !!! The poster its so similar to the dark cover of metal church.

>>223255531
Starry Eyes blows. Also, is that the western or eastern One Missed Call?

>>223255489
It's funny how Cregger has been doing the whole "I'm a huge fan" thing and trying to placate game fans while his own fans have just been shitting on the franchise nonstop while jerking him off like he's the second coming who's here to save Resident Evil.

>>223255551
Eastern. No remakes in my list.

Im watching this now, Ill let my friends know what I thought of the movie :)

>>223255550
That unironically looks cool as a metal album cover.

>>223255531
I haven't seen The Frighteners since it first released.

>>223255566
I watched One Missed Call 2 and it was sort of fun too. Want to catch the 3rd, but I'm going to watch the tv drama first on youtube with auto translate turned on before I do that.

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>>223250212

>>223255531
that's one hell of a list, have a good October and keep us up to date.

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>>223255531
well put these to the top of your list

Dawn of the Dead
Altered States
Videodrome
Dead Alive

>>223255531
Deadstream would be a fun addition

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I wouldn't say Starry Eyes is good really but I didn't regret watching it

>>223255581
Your friends will drop you once they find out you watched a camrip

>>223255605
I have no idea what it's about. The only non-LOTR Peter Jackson film I've seen is Heavenly Creatures which was good but it's not a horror film.
>>223255606
I'll check it out
>>223255612
Thanks, will do. This general is very comfy, I need more distractions in my life.
>>223255620
I'm probably saving Dawn Of The Dead for Halloween.
>>223255636
It's on my larger watchlist

>>223255644
Pathetic.

>>223255688
>I have no idea what it's about.
I remember it was jarringly dark but tried to have comic relief with two ghost characters that didn't work. The special fx were also outstanding.

>>223255644
anything that is a meta narrative about the medium they are telling a story in is automatically dogshit. in this case, it's about actors

>>223255080
kek

>>223250037
The Serpent and the Rainbow. It's my favorite horror film.

>>223255981
I hate voodoo shit, but I remember that movie having nice tits in it, and Bill Pullman.

>>223255257
Meh the point of the scene is still two bumbling white guys going "wowee this female cop is like a super soldier". I'm not even that much of a chud on the chudometer but I can't help but think of someone ticking off checkboxes on the dei list when making these films to counterbalance the fact the lead is a white guy

>>223255644
she ugly

>>223249944
OPic is not horror

its comedy bloopers reel with CGU gore for more comedic effects

>>223255447
Exactly, it really feels like watching a videogame. I thought it was pretty RE faithful in spirit

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>>223250037
I'm most likely getting started on September 30.
I'll be watching Evil Town.

>>223256019
she dies like 90 seconds after getting introduced, you have Woke Dementia Syndrome

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>>223256012
Bill Pullman is great in it and the female lead does get her tits out halfway which is nice. I just love the vibe of the movie. I know horror films involving dreams was Cravens schtick for a while but I feel like this film made it feel the most horrifying. The setting adds to the fear. I'd be frightened in Haiti too. Love the effects in it.

>>223256079
I remember liking it despite the voodoo stuff. Voodoo shit is just personally unappealing to me. Nothing wrong with it. I might rewatch it. Only saw it once.

>>223250032
I loved Bring Her Back as well. I thought it was the best horror movie of 2025. Sally Hawkins bringing her serious skills to a horror movie was great.

>>223249944
I just got home from seeing this.
The ending drops this down an entire notch. It was pretty good overall, especially the effects. Creggor is making monsters that Guillermo Del Toro would be happy with.

>>223250032
This movie was pretty good but for some reason it just wasn't very satisfying? Felt like something was missing.
7/10

>>223255337
It felt like Cregger had like 20 different sketches for a zombie horror movie, maybe even RE-specific stuff, but never got to use them in WKUK. So he just unearthed that when Capcom offered him the spot. The ending in particular makes me think that since it's the most blatant "Shit, shit, there needs to be an ending!" moment.

>>223256142
I'm happy that the movie holds up until the end which, I was okay with, I kind of figured he was going there after what happened in the tunnel. I do wish the movie had more tense scenes and eased up on the jump scares. Especially the fakeout jumpscares that are just to startle you.
That first 30 minutes of the movie I really really liked. The lighting was so cool.

>>223256296
I had a feeling the ending would go that way too, but the scientists were just so dumb. Also, I guess we're probably gonna get a sequel.
You are right, I really wish there were more tension and less comedy. It could have been so much better, but I did like it a lot because of the monsters and various types. There were also some very interesting shots.

Just put on Among the Living

>>223256079
I gotta give it another try. I remember not being into it, but that was almost 30 years ago and my tastes have changed over the years.

>>223254126
Anons here miss the joke he is making.

>>223256465
I saw this on tubi, I will add it to my watch list

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>>223256497

>>223256543
..?

>>223256071
Irrelevant, you lack reading comprehension

>>223256482
Seek out the 2016 rerelease if you can, they put out a 1080p high-definition transfer from the original inter-positive. It looks really nice. Before then my only copy was a dingy looking 720p rip.

>>223254385
Insidious being your favorite horror movie is a little sad and the newest one is the best in the franchise. We are anons with very different tastes, but we may still get along. Insidious as a whole is my guilty pleasure franchise.

>>223256465
I am watching this right now and it is pretty moody and quite captivating. Very survivalist horror post infection vibes.

>>223256618
> and the newest one is the best in the franchise
No way, no one is beating James Wan

>>223256465
The first 20 minutes of this mogs the entire Last of Us show, not that I watched the show

>>223255981
Adding this one to my watchlist then

>>223256650
I agree, Chang.

>>223256710
he's a jeet, but gay for wan

>>223256729
Someone should post the pic of him kneeling for Wan

>>223256142
I agree, though not sure how I would have ended it instead. I laughed when his hand came out though.
The scientists were just such a shitty group of cringe characters as well.
I didn't even stay to see if there was a post credits sequence.

>>223256465
If the Last of Us show was just half as good as this…

>>223256650
>>223256710
>>223256729
>>223256766
You guys don’t like James Wan?

>>223256800
They have no taste.

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>>223256800
I do
this is secretly his best kino

>>223256816
Meanwhile, you have to samefag so it appears at least one other poster agrees with you.

>>223256729
>>223256710
>>223256750
>>223256825
Apologize.

>>223256800
I don't like samefagging spammers

>>223256855
>>223256859
I'm confused
What did I just walk into?
I only made the Malignant post

>>223256825
Retard kino. Though his wife plagiarized the script and they paid the guy out to make him go away.

>>223256650
I think it is possible all the Insidious movies have their superb moments but director James Wan does have his skills that really elevates a movie.

>>223256882
> and they paid the guy out to make him go away.
Like how your wife tells you to watch a horror movie under the stairs for a few hours.

>>223256907
kys pisscuck

>>223255581
I finished watching it
It was a fun watch, too much reddit humor tho, but the easter eggs were there and the zombies/monsters were really cool. It looked like a mix of left 4 dead and dead space. I wouldn’t mind a sequel, but I heard the guy wasn’t going to make another one. If leon made a cameo and said something like there’s the resident evil, it’ll be a 10/10

>>223256875
Same as every other general anon there's always gonna be one schizo. Just ignore anyone who sounds like they have no interest in talking about horror movies.

>>223256825
forgot about this kino, def needs a rewatch

>>223256947
How many /cuckold/ /lgbt/ /anime/ generals are you part of?

>>223256934
Having not played the games, was the padlock thing a reference?

>>223249944
Just saw it with a packed theater. The audience reactions took it from a 7/10 to a 9/10. Great blend of laughs and eews and oh shits. The reactions to the shotgun blasts were especially fun.

No idea how it'll hold up on rewatch.

>>223256988
Not to anything specific, just to annoying invulnerable padlocks in general.

>>223256989
I wondered about this. Honestly the film got barely any laughs out of the audience I was with a I think it affected how I saw it

>>223256988
My headcanon is that the actual games involved a fuckton of lock and key gimmicks. And in the games, it looked like you could just shoot the actual lock and stuff. I think that was the joke with the movie pointing out how dumb it can be in an irl situation

>>223256989
>laughs

>>223256947
How many generals have to put up with you?

>>223250212
Thanks for the rec. This is a 100% kino

>>223256766
I didn't love the ending but I did appreciate that it was short. Not enough movies have the confidence to do one thing well and then wrap it up when they've done everything they can with it.

anything good coming out this October?

>>223256989
>laughs

Another thing from the resident evil movie. The fat guy was talking about how a "spillage" occurred causing the outbreak. It sounded a lot like the plot from the original resident evil movie with milla jovovich. I think it would’ve absolutely kino if the lab in this movie was the exact lab from the first one, showing some cameos and stuff, but I don’t think that was the goal for this director. Even the theme from the original movies would’ve so wet

>>223256296
Agreed about the lighting, very few movies capture the moonlit / carlit snow look, it's usually underexposed or over lit

>>223257216
I haven’t seen it yet but I am sure the movie is fine visually.

Examples of soft horror?

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>>223257366

>>223257366
what the hell is that

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>>223255487
I've loved the film since seeing it opening weekend and thought it would be generally underrated, not the half-billion sleeper hit of the year that took over /tv/ and general film/box office discourse for months on end. I didn't even realize until recently the same exact Obsession threads are still being made 4 months later cuz I coincidentally stopped checking the catalog regularly at the end of June after my third viewing and personal interest subsequently dropped off a cliff outside of the occasional Indepost. I will say, there's a decent thread up right now

>>223255531
>Haxan
>The Devils
>The Tenant
>The Amityville Horror
>The Phantom Cariage
>The Company of Wolves
I plan on finally getting to these as well.

>>223257366
Addams Family and Scooby Doo

>>223257394
she reminds me of carly rae jepsen

>>223257366
any horror movie with a pg13 rating
because my dick is soft while watching it har har

>>223257398
>third viewing
Grim.

>>223257031
Yeah gotcha. The one time I did actually laugh was when he got to the third padlock

>>223257398
>I've loved the film since seeing it opening weekend
based, same. was on my mind for weeks after seeing it.

>>The Devils
This is getting a directors cut re-release in theaters next month and I'm going to see it

>>223257167
Other Mommy is probably the biggest one. Plus there'll be ones going to VOD like Onslaught

>>223257480
That's a good reminder, maybe the one art leaning cinema where I am will do it for one night

>>223257483
He said GOOD. That'll be the biggest flop.

>>223257394
You've just posted one of the best movies ever.

>>223257505
Other Mommy? I think it'll do well box office wise just because people like Chastain and the trailer is a bit of a meme.

>>223257524
Yes, the horror aspect of it is very subtle and only people who really pay attention pick up on it. IYKYK

>>223257167
Plenty
>Verity
>Appofeniacs
>Stiletto
>Other Mommy
>Crawlers
>Breeder
>Hallowarrior
>Clayface
>Whalefall

>>223250032
will always remember this movie for the scene where the blind girl tried to run and she hit her head on something with a very satisfying thunk. top laff on an otherwise very serious horror

>>223257616
>>Whalefall
this one looks so dumb im sorry

>>223257616
>Clayface
Woke af

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>>223257631
Trve, but at least they're doing something different.

>>223257616
Awful month

I like how it's a cut and dry fact that this movie is an unrelated script with a video game IP slapped onto it as a business move buit the argument from paid shills is
1. it's not a bait and switch it's a real and faithful resident evil movie and the script was written for resident evil it's not unrelated at all! prove it's unrelated! look there's an ink ribbon stand and clap tyou fucking retard seal consumer idiot
2. real resident evil movies are bad so fuck u and fuck your stupid video game you nerdy faggot haha you're a nerd fuck you

>>223257157
Here's how I would have ended it.
Messenger boy gets to the lab, and instead of goofballs they are deadly serious/creepy G-Man style scientists. When his hand is exposed, they contain him quickly, and he thinks it's over. However, they give him the serum, calcifying him into a kind of corpse/statue. They tell him that the serum can be synthesized, and his sacrifice will be remembered. Right then the big ball of humans explodes into the room, killing the scientists as they jumble for the serum. In the end, the ball finds the messenger body, and implants it into himself, causing an odd mutation to occur, and his eye opens.

>>223257752
>it's related to resident evil youre just an unfabulous alt rite conspiracy theorist
>it's unrelated and that's a good thing because adaptations are bad
>you're a fag for liking resident evil anywaygo fuck yourself nerd!
>weird WEIRD!

>>223257752
it definitely felt like a videogame, whether or not it felt like RE idk

>>223257763
I'd have a zombie Trevor with a gang of Trevor Country zombies raid Cregger's evil fortress and rape him to death in front of his honeypot wife.

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>>223257817
damn this nigga married the innkeepers ghosthunting gf

>>223257812
>it definitely felt like a videogame
so instead of making resident evil into a movie he made an unrelated script that watches like a shitty modern game (a shitty movie where you press x button) with faggot self conscious humor

>>223257835
idgi

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>>223257480
>was on my mind for weeks after seeing it.
Same. The last contemporary horror that such effect on me was Midsommar back in 2019, so it's been a hot minute. I'm actually gonna try and see the director's cut in theaters next month since I somehow missed out on the 5th anniv re-release.
I also plan on seeing the Devils DC you mentioned as I've put off watching it for this specific release.

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>>223256934
>Looks like we got ourselves a real... Biohazard

Very /hor/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUtS8oXss_4&ra=m

>>223257856
that's zack creggers wife

>>223257858
>The last contemporary horror that such effect on me was Midsommar back in 2019
for me it was Hereditary, but eventually I realized that it kind of cheated by being ultra traumatic (though it was still very good). Obsession was much more clever in it's way of being revolting

>>223257876
damn he got ripped off

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>>223257894
>eventually I realized that it kind of cheated by being ultra traumatic
Nta but also odd people call it elevated horror when the "creepy ghost in the background" trope is the most neanderthal scary internet image from 2005 thing I can imagine.
Obsession in comparison I think was very unique and impressive even if not 100% my thing.

>>223257894
>loved Obsession, Hereditary and Midsommar.
Post hand

>>223257863
Are any of the animated movies good? I've seen most of the live action ones, barring Afterlife and Whatever It Was, Retribution I suppose, and then The Final Chapter. So I'll also ask whether any of those three are worth watching. I wanted to watch Resident Evil, the new Resident Evil movie, but I can't afford to go to the theatre at this time and it isn't available for streaming just yet.

>>223257934
And reddit account

Smile is the only horror film recently that made me think.

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>>223257913
nah she's still a babe

>>223257955
Looks like the guy from Fargo. I think the murdering of Trevor made her Goblin come out a lil more.

>>223257955
Simp harder

>>223257955
>belly
hot

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>>223257894
I liked Hereditary, just not as much. It had great scenes but the ending didn't have nearly the same impact as Obsession or Midsommar.

>>223257955
She has reptile eyes like Zach and a very unconvincing smile
2/10 Would not murder my BFF for this

I'll bake us another Resident Evil addition. It's good to get new anons in here before OCTOBER MADNESS.