It's kicked off againPrevious: >>223307618
PREVIOUSLY:>The house theme this week was revealed as House of Double Trouble>Jedward entered the house>They have to play challenges and whoever has the most points by the end of the challenges gains immunity from nomination>No idea if they have to nominate in pairs yet or get evicted in pairs yet>Rochelle had an insane mental breakdown about her shoes in the middle of the night>Its went viral apparently, 2 milly views on TikTok, more people than actually watch Big Brother>Chelsey's mask slipped and she revealed her BPD self after she went mental on Lynx for sitting with Johanna>Why does she hate Johanna? Because Johanna called her "that one over there">I swear I'm writing more for these than last season which shows how shit it wasTONIGHT:>Guess what? There's been another argument>I give you two guesses who's in that argument... AGAIN>Jedward call Rhianna (and maybe Chelsey?) out for being a Love Island Reject>Theres another kick off between Lynx and Jedward
>>223327581>I give you two guessesJ vs EdwardMassive bloody brawl no survivors
Shes so pressed over this shit
>lynx grovelling for this looney cowPathetic
Oh hes whipped by her
>>223327581>Because Johanna called her "that one over there"I thought it was "the person next to me" which can barely be considered an insult
Fucking hell don't normally watch telly so it's shocking seeing how many gambling adverts there are
mfw
Lynx is zesty
>>223327818Oh yeah you're right kek thats even more tame.
Omar looks like he has lost the will to live with this Jedward bullshit
>Making Charlotte flip boards over
Just remembered it was on at 9 lads, nbd don't remember shit about the series so far anyway so 15 mins missed is nowt
Johanne absolutely seething
I hate when they get annoyed by something so they just go "no u"
*makes it a race issue out of nowhere*
>U RAYCIS
Jedward are good hosts for this actually
>>223327931Omar and Lynx both clearly dislike the gays
>>223328053She's like Dylan complaining to Trish and Noky about "black on black crime" for nominating him
Pretty shit lineup when you step back and look at it. Zero muff as well.Please tell me Jedward aren't in there all week.
>>223327932Surprisingly good handwriting, or armwriting
>>223328096They've went for big drama and argumentative people this time around as the bust ups get the most viewers.
Cereal for tea lads
What started all this: >That person next to me
>>223328137Yeah, that's fair enough, but I can't help but feel that we could be a couple of evictions away from boring if they take out the big characters.
Johanna is getting exhausting to watch. She clearly wants to be Tiffany Pollard but doesn't have the same charisma
>>223328151What cereal?
>>223328244Country crisp strawbry
RULE BREAK
>>223328157>who the fuck is tray>I call yasmin "tara">who the fuck is tray>I can't spelllmaoooo what the fuck was that
X appears to side with Johanne in this dispute with Lynx Africa
>>223328274Too bad the punishment will be "put on this silly outfit and stand outside xD"
>Final nightThank god
>>223328333They think blacks should always ally against whites? Seems a bit racist
>>223328365Blaming lynx for ditching her for a white girlPauline the hero in their narrative
>>223328333Fat woman is on a higher woke tier than man once the blackness cancels each other out
>>223328333Remember when it was Ali vs Khaled. Woke Lesbian Woman vs Palestinian Refugee and it sent X into meltdown as they didn't know what to do? You were either a homophobe or a racist, no in between.
Too fucked to watch this lads, only posted twice cos I have no idea what's happened or is happening. Gonna wake up tomorrow and stay sober as I re-watch everything so I can be on form as I love you and the thread
kek the random fake leg
>>223328439That was so good, damn I miss that series
Every time Charlotte runs kek
Based Jedward calling out stuck up Rhianna
>>223328602Its so adorable!
Jedward read them to filth (translation for straight people - "told them the uncomfortable truth about themselves")
I REBUKE YOU
I rebuke you Satan is the line of the series
Charlotte is such a charisma black hole. Get this bitch out already
>>223328715kek did she say satan?
This has a dark uncomfortable channel 5 Big Brother feeling to it
>lynx trying to do the hard roadman routine>gets made to look like a fucking mug by JedwardUnbelievably embarrassing for him. Total chimpout while being splashed lmao
>>223328745Yeah she called Chelsey Satan and rebuked her
SIMP
>>223328754didn't even get out the hot tub lmao
Yeah that was an old school episode there
>>223328754Hilarious. I have new respect for Jedward
The way they can make this better is to reveal Lynx's foot fetish "career"
>>223328776Yeah, why is he sperging out just because Jedward called out the 2 tarts he hangs around with? Jedward were right about them
>>223328828>black man unable to handle the slightest conflict without chimping outTale as old as time. If Chelsey were smart she'd run in the opposite direction (she's not)
>>223328802They were 100% right on everything. Its not Love Island.>>223328828Because she went full BPD and guilt tripped him about him sitting with Johanne so now he has to show hes on her side so she doesnt BPD him and mindfuck him again.
>>223328754Modelling career in shambles
>>223328893Don't worry he has his other "modelling" career
>>223328880>Because she went full BPD and guilt tripped himShe played him like a simp fiddle, what a spacker for falling for that
Don't get why everyone is acting like Johanna is a poor little victim. She clearly instigates arguments at every chance she can get. She had zero reason to talk to Lynx when he confronted Jedward at the pool. Also find it ironic that it's the little white boys hording around her when Omar confronted her after because they don't want to be seen as against the black woman and cancelled. Very nasty vortex of malignance around Johanna where she weaponizes wokeness in a similar way to Feyisola last series.
>>223329033At least its in a way that causes big bust ups rather than sapping the fun out of the series and making everyone walk on egg shells like Feyisola.
>>223329033>>223329068both true
>>223329068True. I personally just find it exhausting whenever someone brings race into the argument and when black people use it as a weapon against other people regardless of how fun it is to watch. I don't think Johanna is as serious as Feyisola was and she's very aware she's on TV and wants to be a big character. Lynx just fell for the bait but again he was heated about the Jedward thing and she purposely bought up their past argument to cause another blow up. She isn't some innocent little lamb being bullied and ostracized.
>>223329033It seems like the other housemates don't want to hang around with Chelsey, Rhianna and Lynx because they know they are 2 gossipy love island bitches and he's their simp. There isn't room for anyone else in their little group
>>223329120>>223329223Makes me wonder what Feyisole would be like in this series.
