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Punished Jill Edition
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We are Zach Cregger
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I watched Night of the Demons and it inspired me to watch every Linnea Quigley movie I can find this October.
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>>223370403
that'd be a great marathon I think.
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Blessed Thread
Waifu time
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Best Horror /film/ of all time btw
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>>223370415
patrician F13 pick
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>>223370415
Remind me who upper left is again?
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>>223370426
Tina's my favorite final girl of all time.
RIP LPL
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>>223370427
Think she was in Urban Legend, can't remember her name.
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>>223370427
Brenda from Urban Legend.
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>>223370427
Rebecca Gayheart from Urban Legend. She played Brenda.
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>>223370403
Simp harder
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>>223370476
Yeah, no shit, that's the point.
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>>223370456
THAT'S right. It was those damned Noxema commercials.
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>>223366028
>Lesbian vampires
>2010s
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>>223370517
she's so great in the movie, her hair gets bigger over the runtime until the end when she's revealed as the killer and it's gigantic
she also killed a little mexican kid irl with her car
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>>223370476
You always avoid fixfag. I assume it's because you see yourself as the inferior autist, and fear his autistic waifuism super powers.
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>>223370403
The movie takes place on Halloween Night and you watched it in Fucktember?
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>>223370538
sorry you got tricked into thinking girls kissing isn't something straight men enjoy more than any lesbian ever will, but that's how it's always worked
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>>223370538
Now that's a great poster. Enough with the 80s nostalgia throwback alternate posters, give us some 30s throwback ones.
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>>223370538
Depicting gays as predatory monsters is liberal?
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>>223370549
Well shit.
>The actress was sentenced to probation, a one-year suspension of her license, a $2,800 fine and 750 hours of community service after pleading no contest to vehicular manslaughter in November 2001. She settled a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the child’s parents out of court, and paid for his funeral and medical expenses
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body horror? No I loathe my flesh I do not fear physical horror. Serial kilers would have to meet my six shooter.

Psychological horror? Yes. It will make me stronger and closer to god with more schizophrenia. Pump up that jacobs ladder.
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>>223370688
yeah, all the actual details sort of lead me to believe it maybe wasn't really her fault and there's no mention of her being hammered or stoned or anything
like maybe the kid just ran out into the road real quick or whatever
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Trve horror is when a woman living out in the middle of nowhere gets approached by random grown ass men yapping about their problems to her.
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>>223370712
>random
she said she knew him
farm people also just do that, if you're going to live out in the middle of nowhere, you have to be prepared for your neighbors who live 20 miles away to show up for chats every once and a while
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>>223370712
I come here so I don't have to think about annoying redditor blue hairs anon
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>>223370742
>I don't know these men
>man who I haven't seen in months
This is barely acquaintance tier
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>>223370403
She's hot because she has a cute little ass. And cute little asses are great.
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Tubi has a new horror anthology coming up, like a 10 episode one. I think maybe short form of some kind due to brainrot attention spans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2y2bjXwMWY
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>>223370798
yeah, like it's the guy who lives "across the street" in rural terms and he talks to her every six months because that's how everyone else except her does it in that area, and every farm community in the US and also the UK and probably fucking Russia and everywhere else too
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>>223370804
You’re pathetic because
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>>223370603
>loaded question
kys
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>>223370846
Unload it in any way you please.
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>>223370572
I know, what a blunder. I'll have to compensate and watch more Halloween related movies in Halloween season.

>>223370712
I wish people would not post ragebait here because my dumb ass will almost always read it and get annoyed.

>>223370804
For me it's just her whole vibe, although she is obviously really hot. But she seems like the kind of girl who is wild and crazy but you just know she'd be sweet and cute once you get to know her. That's why I like her as Spider in Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.
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>>223370873
The only thing he unloads is his bulls cum from his gf
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>>223370840
You're a fucking faggot who hates women being liked because it reminds you that you will never pass. :)
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>>223370403
>>223370878
You should watch Jack-O where she flirts with a little boy and his dad
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>>223370387
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>>223370895
Lmfao
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>>223370873
No, kys. Keep replying, I'll never see it. I know you will, all retards do. It's your culture after all.
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>>223370966
see deez nuts
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>>223370895
>accuse your enemy of what you are doing
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Any good overlooked foreign horror this year? Ugly Stepsister from last year was great
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>>223370878
Watch Jack-O on/near Halloween. It's another Linny Halloween movie
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>>223370991
This year? Nothing comes to mind but 32 Masalana St was good. Check out Tin and Tina also.
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>>223371012
>>223370912
Thank you, I'll put it in the list.
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>>223370821
People who live out in the middle of nowhere want to be left alone and don't want to listen to grown ass men's problems.
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>>223371066
I almost forgot because it's so obvious, but you have seen Return of the Living Dead, right?
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>>223371134
no, carpet bagger
people who live out in the middle of nowhere want to own and maintain their land, and live in a smaller largely white community where there's only one bar to go to and you have to drive 40 minutes to get to the grocery store
any other reason means you're doing it wrong
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>>223371014
thanks for recs, going to see if i can find these in decent quality. these fucking twins look insanely white lol
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>>223371143
I've seen it a few times, but I should probably do so again this October as it's been a few years now. Very rewatchable movie. When Linnea got naked in Night of the Demons I said out loud "Trash is taking her clothes off again".
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>>223371198
That’s what whites look like
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>>223370991
That Korean horror movie about a lake that came out recently was good.
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>>223371198
Twins of evil
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>>223371220
>Trash is taking her clothes off again

suuuper basedbasedbased
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>>223370991
Never After Dark is coming out in theaters soon. Not sure when it will hit VOD.
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>>223371381
Ugh, what did they do to her image here? Not exactly a footfag, the designer of that. Then again...
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>>223371312
salmokji, looks good, downloaded
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>>223371014
>>223371312
Thanks.
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>>223371455
>japanese horror movie
>directed by
>this guy
何これ
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>>223371519
Charlie Ken Sama
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>>223371164
Now we're reading a grown ass man's problem on /hor/
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>>223371577
don't false flag
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>>223370991
Colony was probably the biggest one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSwRHqnxA4o
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>>223371577
>problem
sounds like heaven to me
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Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth
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>>223371381
Might throw that one on while I do some stretches. The chainsaw has reminded me of her appearance in that movie, what was it, Bloodsucking Pharoahs from Pittsburgh? No, I'm retarded, it's Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers obviously.
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>>223370415
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>>223371618
Heavenraiser
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>>223371618
AI on Earth. And yeah its interesting, but AI vids are always rather obvious. Question is how much more it can or will be developed, since it is still newish tech
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>>223371492
This was 100% serious tone which I liked. It was clear the makers actually tried to make a scary movie.
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>>223371672
>tried
but did they succeed
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>>223370403
EAT A BOWL OF FUCK
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>>223371726
Allllllrigty.
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>>223370517
>>223370688
post her daughter
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>>223371750
Elizabeth Olsen and she are cousins
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>>223370425
This movie is not good, snoozefest

Pic related, it's like a horror movie with only a thin plot and characters, with all of the horror scenes and ideas removed
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>>223371996
I'd agree with you about Undertone but not Session 9. That's total kino.
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>>223371649
kino selects
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>>223371752
the younger one definitely got mom's face. rip mcsteamy
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Diet Suspiria.
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>>223371987
No relation.
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>>223370387
i want to have sex with zach cregger
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Bleh!
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>>223370363
>Punished Jill Edition
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Currently watching pic related. I know it's effectively low budget 42nd street horror but it's so much more interesting than most new modern films.
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>>223372340
>>223370363
Penised Jill
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>>223372340
This is 'respectful to the source material' somehow
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>>223372513
it's literally from one of the games unlike everything in the creggar movie
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>>223372513
Oh yes. Very. Alice/Jill 3rd person slashfest vidya when?
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>>223372513
Including a near 1:1 character from the games shows more respect for the source material than anything shat out in the new one which actively seems to hate the material. And no that hack didn't emulate the "experience of the games" either because there wasn't even a single damn puzzle.
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>>223372635
>Virtually zero
So you're saying there's a chance
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>>223372750
?
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Alright I'm just shooting from the hip.
>>223370415
Who is that up top right?
>>223371649
I think mine is the third with Franklin then.
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>>223370517
>>223370688
the unstoppable passage of time is the true horror
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>>223372898
For women? Yeah?
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>>223372864
Top right is Nonami Maho from 2LDK
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>>223372898
Still would
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>>223372918
Ah I've even seen that. The party girl.
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>>223372048
'ppreciate it!

>>223371987
>>223372288
Liz Olsen mogs Maggie absurdly hard, especially in witch form.
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>>223372955
she was also in a decent j-horror movie called Kakashi
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>>223372898
Still would
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>>223372773
Exactly.
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>>223372961
She looks so old
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>>223372962
...I've also seen that. I think I'm just not good with asian faces.
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>>223370517
She looks a lot like Amy Irving.

>>223372898
>55
still would.

>>223372991
Didn't you know haglovers stay winning?
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haglovers stay losing
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>>223371669
Yeah, totally.
I hate AI.
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>>223373456
hor is for cute girls
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>>223373641
This bitch almost ruined the movie.
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Really don't like sharing this general with pedos :/
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>>223373657
I agree, I can appreciate the movie now, but as a teenager I could never enjoy Aliens because of her awful acting
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Cregger doubters are very angry people. Very angry. The LOSERS CLUB, some are calling them that. That’s what they are. The Losers Club. They don’t like the new Resident Evil movie because they don’t understand it. They don’t understand cinema. They don’t, quite frankly, understand anything.

These people, the so called "hardcore" fans, as they claim, jumped out of the Battle Bus in Fortnite, everybody knows it, and somehow, someway, they landed in Raccoon City. Nobody knows how they got there. I certainly don’t know how they got there. They bought the Leon skin, they played a little Fortnite, and suddenly they’re the biggest Resident Evil experts in the world. It’s incredible. Dishonest, they truly are.

And now Zach Cregger has made what is quite possibly the greatest Resident Evil movie ever made. Maybe the greatest horror-comedy ever made. Better than Evil Dead 2? People are saying it. I’m saying it. Maybe even better. And the Losers Club is absolutely FURIOUS.

So congratulations to Zach Cregger. He won, his movie won and true Resident Evil fans won.
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>>223373641
Killing Newt off is probably one of the top worst ideas any series had. I consider everything past Aliens to be fanfic for that reason.
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>>223373690
was it really that bad? I don't remember her having many lines at all.
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>>223373701
I genuinely think this movie is loved by people who lock cages around their penis and pay money to women with daddy issuses to call them bad names.

There is not an ounce of satisfaction in the movie, or rational decision making.
Monster/s are cool but their design is literally "one shape" that repeats.

I guess it can maybe be funny for beta males with 70 IQ because they can self insert into it easily.

And lets not forget that the ONLY capable person in the movie (less incapable than others) was a black woman.
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>>223373725
one of the most quoted lines from the movie
>they mostly come out at night. mostly
is like one of the worst delivered lines
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>>223373701
>>223373731
ChatGPT slop
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>>223373725
The main female protagonist having so many scenes where she needed to protect Newt was pretty annoying.
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Gremlins 3 teaser, coming out next October. Uploaded it here so nobody has to visit facebook.
>>>/wsg/6240157
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>>223373671
How about you share a barrel with a friend?
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>>223373821
megan is a bad actress
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>>223373725
absolute qt3.14
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>>223373907
>>223373725
both are better LGs than newt and I don't even know who the non-abigail one is
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>>223373731
If you DIDN’T like this movie, then you might be a fake movie enjoyer. It's clear this movie is only disliked because /v/ermin are incredibly close-minded cuckolds who refuse to give Cregger his well earned flowers, despite the fact that he has EVERYTHING to show for in this movie and as a result, has easily hit that homerun. Great story, great dialogue, humor that is actually funny, relentless pace, and the incredible imagery will get you very, very far! Here's the thing, If the director of this movie was named Uwe Boll, it'd be praised and celebrated to hell and back by the biased /v/ermin fake movie fans. But since it's a Cregger movie, apparently it must be so, so bad, but in reality, it's so, so incredibly GOOD!
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>>223373952
nta but she's the kid in Sting 2024. and she's smiling cuz she's hiding a damn spider.
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>>223373853
she was pretty good when she was begging to not be buried. oh wait that was the friend
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>>223373702
Yeah, Alien 3 should have just had a new setting and new characters
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>>223373952
Cute blondie here is from Sting
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>>223373955
Copy-pasting comments from reddit is passé.
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>>223373821
This final bit with the barrel is clever and scary, too bad the rest of the movie is exploitative garbage
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>>223373853
wrong
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did someone say little blonde girls?
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>>223374054
>those teeth
That bitch is alive!
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>>223374054
Why is her bra still on?
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>>223374079
The ricecel director could only take things so far before being arrested
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>>223374059
she did literally nothing wrong
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>>223374102
unless you factor in being criminally qt
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>>223374019
Here's the thing, I DIDN’T copy paste this from Reddit, you just saw a well written post and immediately assumed someone else must have written it because your brain apparently can't comprehend an original, clever thought. It's clear you're only saying this because you have nothing to actually contribute, but that's okay! No argument, no point, barely any intelligence, just “copy-pasting comments from Reddit.” Truly incredible stuff. But since i posted something smart on 4chan, it must be copied from Reddit, right? So, so stupid!
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>>223374044
showing the very real premise of how retarded girls are isn't exploitative
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>>223374132
Delete this bro
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>>223374044
>>223374141
I can't even believe you zoomers even take the movie seriously enough to have any kind of opinion on it
everything in it is so amateur it doesn't even count as a real movie
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>>223374141
>graphic underage rape dungeon scenes
Not necessary for conveying the dangers of meeting strangers online, its clearly the directors fetish.
>>223374159
You're right
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mthreegan
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>>223374170
mthreegan too
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Do not watch Resident Evil, don't. Zach Cregger has completely misunderstood what made Resident Evil games such as Resident Evil 2 so good and as a result has fumbled that football and kicked it straight through the Spencer Mansion window where it now resides next to the crashed S.T.A.R.S. helicopters. Slop of the highest magnitude, but they slapped the Resident Evil name on it to pretend it's deeper than it really is, and that's so, so incredibly sad. ITS OVER!!!
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>>223374159
didn't know I was in the presence of The One Who Gets To Decide Whats A Movie
>>223374164
>noooo you can't show horror in a horror movie that makes me feel icky!
you have to go back
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Are any of the VHS movies actually good
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>>223374204
>didn't know I was in the presence of The One Who Gets To Decide Whats A Movie
well now you know, lil cuckie
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>>223374223
The movies aren't good, but individual segments are.
The problem is, nobody can agree on which ones, condemning you to slog through them.
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>>223374223
most of them have at least 1 decent segment but overall each one is pretty meh
the most recent halloween-themed one has one of the worst segments in the whole franchise
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>>223374223
2 and Halloween are ludokino. Only plebs dislike those.
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>>223374223
I've only seen the first one and 94
94 had one good short (ratman), the first one had a couple.
Worth watching if you're a big found footage fan. The succubus short is the best by far. Some of the others are lame
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You guys are freaks, you know that? Sick in the head
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Hallowarrior trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu9qAHbQKE
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>>223374282
damn where's that telephone pole when you need it
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>>223374297
kek
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>>223374282
Is that the girl from Hereditary
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this was recommended to me
y/n?
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>>223374282
>I'm the last person on earth and it's halloween
okay, that sounds kinda
>jk there's a gang of people from the purge attacking me
??????????
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>>223374349
Yes. Follow it up with The Endless which is a psuedo sequel.
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>>223374349
it's not a horror movie but it is pretty good for a movie made for like 500 dollars
unlike something like megan is missing for example
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>>223374349
I don't know if it was recommended to you, sorry anon.
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>>223374170
sophia is definitely an it girl
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>>223374170
>>223374198
>>223374510
can you shut up
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>>223373456
Cunny and horror are always a good match.
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>>223374551
about what
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>>223374572
faggot simp
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>>223374054
thats a big barrel
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>>223374596
oxymoron
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>>223374349
It has very little horror elements, but it's a very comfy and well made independent film regardless. And The Endless is pure unfiltered lovecraftian kino
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>>223374639
>>223374360
>The Endless
I liked the concept but the movie was kind of boring
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>>223374159
I agree that 99% of the movie is dogshit with some of the worst acting I've ever seen, but the last scene of the movies was pretty well done.
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for me, it was the part where this crazy bitch told the guy she wanted to fuck him since he was 12
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>>223372898
good thing she has clones
>>223372064
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>>223374693
Any horror for /ss/ enjoyers?
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>>223374551
what's the matter big guy? I'm just posting some of my favorite /hor/ actresses
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>>223374766
Bad taste
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Now watching: Wicker Man. Wtf this is ridiculously good. Why do people shill slop The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby for boomerhorror when when boomerkino like this and The Omen etc exists?
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>>223374812
why are you speculating about what they taste like? are you some kind of weirdo?
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>>223374852
>The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby for boomerhorror when when boomerkino like this and The Omen etc exists?
I think all 4 are great, but yes The Wicker Man is amazing.
The music is beautiful.
https://youtu.be/cxRq0KzjxZI
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I am watching Scream of the Demon Lover
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>>223374907
whomsted is this?
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>>223374948
looks like the new carrie
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>>223374907
>>223374948
>>223374953
fit a gun in your mouth
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>>223374976
ESL
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>>223374948
Summer Howell!
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Extremely cute thread
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>>223375056
That kick at the end...you think they accidentally made contact sometimes?
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>>223375056
corny shit
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You know, this shitty "Resident Evil" movie, if they just replaced the söyboy Shia Laboeuf knockoff protagonist with a cute white girl and called her Claire Redfield I bet they wouldn't have had so much backlash.
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>>223374994
obese pedo
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>>223375104
What backlash? A few whiny posts on /v/? Hahahaha!
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>>223375056
uuuooohhh
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>>223375127
Cregger was complaining about a few whiny posts on /v/? Dang he has real thin skin.
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>>223375151
What backlash anon? Cregger won already.
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Why can't we have a really good, serious, high production values, actually creepy bigfoot movie? It's all I want.
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>>223375040
some say it's also funny
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>>223375176
The director has been doing damage control in every interview for the past seven months.
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>>223375176
The movie is hated by everyone with a brain, anon.
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>>223375223
>>223375237
see >>223373701
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>>223375223
I would bet 1 trillion dollars that was a premeditated marketing strategy and all the "hate" he claimed he was getting was totally made up bullshit.
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>>223375005
fun fact, this actress was also in curse of chucky
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>>223375260
Of course it was made up, everyone is loving the movie and became Creggerpilled after Weapons already. Only video game faggots still have some anger in them.
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>>223375207
I know what you mean. But when you think about it, the best bigfoot film isn't going to show you much. Meaning it needs to be Blair Witch Project with a bigfoot, which people have tried but just need to perfect the formula.
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>>223375314
>on a scale from 1 to m3threegan how are you feeling today
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>>223374740
Don't Torture A Duckling
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>>223375308
There is so much highly disturbing and scary ways that bigfoots stalk and harass people without even being seen and none of the many bigfoot movies I've seen ever do anything like that. I'm telling you I KNOW there is huge potential.
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>>223375314
do these robots have pussies and buttholes?

asking for a friend
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>>223375314
CUTE
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>>223375363
They could do probably it like The Fourth Kind, you don't see much in that
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>>223375210
esteemed horror actress sadie sink
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>>223375426
kino
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>>223370403
based
>>223370804
were you the anon i was talking about murder weapon with like 4 months ago
we talked about linnea's butt for a bit. she was a good friend.
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>>223375207
>>223375308
>>223375363
Why make it "bigfoot" at all? Go for the Dzunukwa instead.
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>>223375454
forgot my eye catching linnea post
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You do keep civil war books on your coffee table for when a homeless club girl has to crash at your apartment, right?
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>>223375455
bigfoots are actually real
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what's your ratio /hor/?
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>>223375503
How has a large bipedal ape eluded detection so long
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>>223375522
it hasn't, thats how we know they're real, dipshit
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>>223375517
From what I read, I imagine it's because he's getting high.
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I won’t post with a creggerfag in the general
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>>223375522
they bury their dead
that literally answers every question that anyone could ever ask
I don't believe in them, but I'm always baffled at how infrequently that explanation is used
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>>223375522
we only just discovered this cute lil nigga the other day
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Return to Silent Hill
>not as bad as I thought it would be
>not as good as the first film
>huge step down in terms of CGI
>added a bunch of crap and then they had to shorten Maria's screentime so she's hardly in the film at all
>completely ruined James and Mary's relationship by making James an abusive alcoholic and just glazing over Mary's illness
>they absolutely ruined the twist of SH2. I feel sorry for anyone who sees this without playing the game.
>also ruined James by making him a "cool guy" and an "artist"
>the new twist that Angela is Mary and Laura is also Mary was fucking dumb
>had some good cinematography
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>>223375567
yeah and i'm sure every search party that's ever been conducted would definitely find ginormous human shaped bones and prove that retarded theory
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>>223375570
this little cat is so handsome. he should be in a movie with that gold face monkey that looks like David Bowie
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>>223375583
>"not as bad I as thought it would be"
>lists half a dozen glaring flaws that make it total shit
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>>223375567
We'd find evidence of the burials
>>223375570
A small cat in a remote jungle in South America is different from a huge ape in the Pacific Northwest which has tourists tromping through all the wilderness.

People are seeing bears walking on two legs
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>>223375592
how?
by digging in some random spot in the middle of the woods?
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>>223375583
I really, really liked it.
>>223375597
It's a weird film like that though. It's like one of those survivorship bias biplanes riddled with holes that is still flying. I think the cinematography is the saving grace too.
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>>223375517
my ratio is 100% on finishing films, but I don't just click on random "new" homepage shit, yeah there's a lot of slop there. that said the back catalog is pretty kino and some of the new stuff does hit
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>>223375618
>It's a weird film like that though.
no, it's not weird at all that they made a bad video game movie
it is also the third bad silent hill movie
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>>223375603
>bears walking on two legs
Get a load of this conspiracy nut
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>>223375597
It's not as bad as Revelations. I think this film could be fixed with some editing. Just cut out all the new crap.

But still, you're probably better off watching a Lets Play over this movie.
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>>223375605
dogs have been able to sniff out cadavers forever, they also have ground sonar, metal detectors and other shit to find buried corpses. just by chance some search party would have found a bigfoot by now if they were real
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>>223375683
where?
in the middle of the woods using the bigfoot detector setting?
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>>223375683
what part of bigfoot is made of metal
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>>223375207
Bigfoot just isnt that cool. A Loch Ness movie, now? Shot in Scotland? That would be kino.
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It all makes sense when you learn that Bigfoot is an alien
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>>223375716
me on the left
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>>223375712
What about a werewolf movie shot in Scotland
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>>223375705
His bigbuttplug
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>movie kills off the cutest girl immediately
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>>223375701
whatever uninhabited areas people go missing. are you pretending to be stupid?
>>223375705
well as long as we're doing retarded theories maybe bigfoots use tools to dig graves since they're so smart. maybe they bury eachother with ferrous metals. maybe one has lead from a bullet still stuck in it.
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>>223375716
That reminds me, if anyone wants a Finding Bigfoot style hunt for goblins that's well made, check out Hellier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FwIuicx88&list=PLU4VP9oB7c9g_T_HnR0QbZZydLAs35Boj
It's almost an art piece about how you can make a show about nothing if you have good enough editing.
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>>223375712
Bigfoots actually do things that are scary. "Nessie" does fucking NOTHING except sit around at the bottom of a loch doing JACK SHIT. Its impossible to make a movie of that
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>>223375802
>people go missing
sasquatch are peaceful creatures
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what movies do you have to watch every Halloween?
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>>223375822
shut uuuuuuuup youre a grown man, act like one
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>>223375822
didn't say otherwise. nature's way more dangerous
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>>223375837
Sassy, shoot that man
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>>223375841
"nature" also hid like a quarter million gorillas in the congo where scientists had previously looked and determined that the species was critically endangered until, whoops, in 2008, they just found them all literally all at once
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>>223375864
>the congo
The cryptid in the congo is mokele-membe, the last dinosaur
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>>223375816
Uh. That just gives you more creative freedom, you dumb ape sucker. You can make Nessie an amphibious kaiju like in The Host or you can make her a shapeshifting mermaid type creature like in Splash, or both! Give me my Scottish mermaid girl kaiju horror movie.
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>>223375903
irrelevant
the point is, those gorillas "disappeared" because they learned how to hide from people
and then decades passed and the generation of hiders died and the new generation never had to hide because the older one hid so well humans unironically thought the gorillas had all just died
so then people went back 40 years later and the gorillas were all just hanging out again and only mildly wary of humans
meanwhile, bigfoot would never stop needing to hide
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I watched 28 Days Later today. Wyatt Stagg is a fucking idiot and I hope he killed himself once the imposter syndrome became unbearable for him.
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>>223375958
>Wyatt Stagg
who
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>>223375973
He's been forgotten then, that's a relief.
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>>223375958
>Wyatt Stagg is a fucking idiot
It's at least funny to have the "I'm just making shit up" equivalent of seeing trans and feminist analogies in every movie.
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also bigfoot are way smarter than any "ape." they are more akin to people than animals. based on DNA analysis they're some kind of human hybrid
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>>223376013
>based on DNA analysis
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fixin to finna boutta watch this
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if you sent a scientist to find me in my hometown and he'd never been there before, he wouldn't be able to get me
I know a thousand places to go, and he doesn't
and now imagine if I could climb trees
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>>223376031
-->blut doesnt know
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>>223376037
Huh, that's one I have lined up for soon. Interested in what you think.
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>>223376037
After Dark Horrorfest kino
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>>223374852
Based Lord SummerIsle
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>>223376050
I first heard about it a few days ago when I typed "autopsy" into a streaming search when I was looking for The Autopsy of Jane Doe. I will report back.
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>>223376063
Speaking of Waifu Horrorfest Kinographika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGxfP216OFI
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>>223376083
>Autopsy Of Jane Doe
I liked this one, it gave me the spooks
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>>223376113
I enjoyed it as well, though I agree with someone else said about it: It has an excellent setup but then unfortunately devolves into something generic. It's still absolutely worth a watch.

I'm going through a little phase where I'm going through generic films and looking for those kino moments. I also watched The Exorcism of Emily Rose a few days ago and found it excellent. The legal drama in that film really elevated it to something almost great.

I saw someone say here recently that Ouija: Exorcism was surprisingly kino. I may watch that one next.
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>>223376037
>>223376174
>drunk drivers in new orleans
I'm glad they're all about to get tortured to death
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>>223375997
What?
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>>223374131
what is this from?
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>>223376295
Ginger Snaps 2 aka Ginger Snaps Unleashed aka Ginger Snaps: the Rise of Ghost
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>>223374926
Has anyone seen this?
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>>223374349
I really love Resolution. I'm not so hot on The Endless though.
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Do you seriously expect me to believe a new thread is not up yet

Anyway is this /hor/ in yor opinion, /tv/?
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>>223376387
limit is 310, not a post sooner
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>>223375775
>movie has one good kill at the beginning and then the rest is boring as shit
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>>223376387
It looks hor
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>>223376229
He did these serioushat whisper readings of how every film he's ever seen was trying to rape him and his beautiful oak door, while admitting numerous times that he has no understanding of the filmmaking process and authorial intent, and didn't even watch the director commentaries of the films he made videos speaking authoritatively about. Did the Richard Spencer and Mark Brahmin 'Myth to Power' book discourse end up on your radar when that was happening? Imagine the contents and theses of that book, except as YouTube videos. There was about a month where people were hyping that guy up, until they suddenly weren't anymore.
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>>223376438
who the fuck are you talking about
the only result on google I got from that name was a youtuber who looked 15
is that who you mean?
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>>223376407
Are you talking about Black Christmas?
Barb's death is legendary
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>>223376429
Yeah, I mean I can pass on the premise but that sitch would be horrifying I think
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>>223376454
>less than 30k subscribers
Think this anon is him
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>>223376454
https://www.youtube.com/@wyattstagg1783
This guy. He privated his socials and hasn't uploaded in a year, so either he was a cynical grifter farming retards for patreonbux all along or he realised that he was a stupid faggot imbecile and committed suicide. People here and on X would get really pissed off for a while if you didn't uncritically accept this dudes word as gospel.
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>>223376574
He is right wing?
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>>223372833
dat Biel
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>>223376574
calm down
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>>223376438
Maybe he got doxed. 100k views can be $500. That's what gets people hooked on making videos.
>>223376610
I don't think you have the intelligence quotient required here
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Ok guess new thread time, give me a sec
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>>223375683
It's a well-known part of the lore that dogs won't follow bigfoot trails. Maybe that extends to corpses? Then too, I got in a debate on another site over whether the average fuck would be able to distinguish bigfoot bones from bears bones in the field. Ended with the little shit accusing me of lying and nitpicking because he couldn't read or answer a straight question.
>metal detectors
Unless the biggie in question is wearing DB Cooper's disco medallion, I don't think that's going to do much good
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new
>>223376739
>>223376739
>>223376739
>>223376739
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>>223372864
middle left looks like Matthew Fox
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>>223376879
It's Nell Tiger Free, star of The First Omen
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>>223370403
Basedo
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>>223372898
Looks like a good BJ mommy
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>>223371649
R o l l i n g
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>>223373641
Indeed
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>>223370387
you're a faggot? you didn't need to share that with us, dude.



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