Fine day sunday
>>223438439why don't they deliver mail on sundays? are they that lazy?
>>223438439best day of the week imho
fuck you I was just about to make this thread
>>223438439>not one but TWO cups of tea to soften up me gum-cutting crumpetsLove me Sundays. Simple as.
Some jeets were holding a wedding across the street and their fucking music was so loud that I called the cops on them.
>>223438439>Knows about Wizardry and Magic, still tries to lock one in his house>Half Giant breaks into his home, whips out the double barrel>Knows his muggle blood is innately more pure than wizard trashJ.K. Rowling should have given us a Vernon vs. Death Eater fight
>>223438439I look like this and say this
>>223438624why couldnt we have him at the hogwarts fight shooting people? this could have been the thing that brings harry around to liking his only family>POTTAHH! *BOOOM BOOM* *death eater gets blown to pieces*>Harry looks back at Vernon in surprise and smiles
I've been listening to the full cast audiobooks. Just finished Chamber Of Secrets.I literally don't care what anyone says, this series is comfy as fuck and I like it and will watch the new show.My gf hates it though.
>>223438576basedi call the cops on any football hooligans whenever they're chanting in my neighbourhood
>>223438643That's what AI was created for, so we can fix all this stuff with peak scenes. Ideally he could come flying in on Hagrid's rocket motorcycle, maybe they've made amends like the two brexit geezers they are.
>>223438624>>223438643>Voldemort is about to kill Harry>suddenly a loud bang goes off followed by another>Voldemort's hand has been blown away and his head pulped>'TAKE THAT, MOLDYWORT.'
Faggot shit that was spammed by a chink mutt that spammed blacked/black dicks for hours if you said watson/hp was dogshit
>>223438692im Czech tho
>>223438470no cuz it reminds me i am a fucking wagie, Saturday is better
>>223438789I miss my NEET days but I wouldn't want to be a NEET ever again, it damages the soul in the long run. I am an antisocial autist but I do try to make an effort to put myself out there everyday instead of bedrotting.
>>223438889not saying i wanna be a neet, i just hate my job and i miss working from home. When i did that Sundays were more pleasant
>>223438576Pure dalit move. A Chad brahmin would go over and rape the daughter so that the father stones her to death and you get to inherit all her belongings by being her de facto husband
>>223438643THAT’S MY NEPHEW YOU GIT
>>223438624pretty sure he also shit talked james potter right into his face and told him wizards live on welfare checks
>>223439866Once againOffering 20K USD (or your choice of currency) for real life information on this poster(it's the same as the other)50K if you're a 4chan staff member
>>223438789>>223438889I was a NEET for years until last Monday. I'm kinda happy to be working again.
>>223438439The new show should change this to Saturday. The lazy fuckers don't deliver Saturday OR Sunday in most areas.Source: Brit friend who tells me how much that country has gone to shit in the last 10 years.
>>223438624>auror dueling unmasked death eater>Vernon, unable to tell the two apart, hesitates for a moment, switching his aim from one to another>a death eater apparates menacingly nearby in full garb, covered in snake shit>”ah.” >he gives him both barrels >death eater gets a cartoon yank offscreen>everyone in the shot ducks for cover, scared shitless>he clumsily reloads, swearing, while the remaining death eaters haul ass out the nearest exit Kino
How will the Live Action ruin him?
>>223438439This was good casting. How will they inevitably butcher it in the HBOslop adaptation?
>>223440469It's still set in 90s UK. Of course, they may do what you said so they can pretend it's always been shit.
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