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star trek sex with shran
>Look at me>I am dee captain now
>>223444713star trek pissing on ro's face
Rick and morty, and lower decks both suck
How does /trek/ reconcile with the fact that if all the scifi from Star Trek were real, you'd never get into Starfleet Academy, let alone anywhere near a star ship? You'd still be stuck on Earth or some remote outpost, doing menial work and your mandatory state-assigned Vulcan gf only wants sex once every seven years.
>>223444926How do you reconcile the fact that no one cared when you made your own thread and no one will care when you repost your failed idea in the general either?
>>223444926Well I don't know about you but I'm a badass so yeah I'd get into Starfleet.
>>223444713when I was starting to like this character she disappeared from the show
>>223444926I’d ignore it by spending every waking moment on a holodeck in a simulated 21st-century.
>>223444926I don't want to be in Starfleet. I want to open a human restaurant on the promenade of DS9.Today's specials are shrimp fried rice, spaghetti and meatballs, and carne asada. And I don't want to see anyone looking at the dessert menu, if you order anything but the jumja upsidedown cake you're making a mistake.
>>223444926wth, that's now how it was supposed to be
I would shoot fireballs on the holodeck.>fireball! fireball! fireball!
>>223444713She looks like the kind of woman who would murder her own children
>>223444926They would let me in. Why wouldn't they?
>>223445034cut the bullshit, Q
>>223445102>They would let me in. Why wouldn't they?Sure right after a quick surgery
salt vampire and a big ol jar of salt tablets is good enough for me
>>223445102Starfleet Academy takes the best of the best. /trek/posters ain’t that. We’ll all be scrubbing plasma residue for life.
>>223445142Starfleet is massive. Most officers have average intelligence and abilities.
>>223444909Vulcan is dryPacifica is wet
>>223445129is this the episode where they rebuilt worfs cock
>>223445142Sloperanon would get in on a music scholarship.
>>223445136P I T W O O F I EITWOOFIE
>>223444713She did nothing wrong in the end.
>>223445802She was immature
Nice, Voyager’s CGI kept getting better right until the end of the show.
To my knowledge there is no canon evidence that Bajoran girls grow body hair.
>>223446172Or that they don't have a girl penis.
>>223446172There’s no evidence that they don’t, either.
I have inside knowledge that Bajoran women didn't have time to shave during the occupation of Bajor.
>>223445791I am nearly 35 years old and have never heard that term before watching that episode. I still can’t be sure that wasn’t a common parlance with dog owners in 1989. Also props to Brent Spiner for saying ‘pitwoofie’ with a straight face.
>The Nar Shaddan, inhabitants of Nar Shadda in the Eelta Quadrant
>>223446172Muff is good.
>>223444926I had trouble with high school math so I’ve long since accepted I’m not Starfleet material.But my math teachers were middle aged hags who hated half theirstudents.
>You’re in.a Quarren medical facilityWhoever wrote Workforce on VOY was a big Star Wars fan.
>>223446463are there any trek references in wars? I know lucas is a trekkie
In the ds9 episode Shadowplay why was the planet's security officer surprised to see odo transport to the ship but was aware of transporter tech enough to scan for activity?
>>223446744because ds9 sucks
>>223444926Yeah the show makes out that humans are all living in some sort of utopia wonderland now that they have abolished money and the concept of racism etc, But the fact is that the enterprise only holds like 1014 people. You have to be in the top 0.000000001% of humans to make it. The rest are shoveling shit and breaking rocks with a pick axe back on earth in some gobbledegook communist work camp.
>>223444926I would be a rapist on one of the rape colonies
>>223447263I imagine the Federation's motto is >do as thou wilt
I think Bajoran women enjoyed being forced to be concubines of superior Cardassian males.
>>223444926nah I could probably squeak in after Wolf 359 and definitely during the Dominion war
>>223447493Some jeet is undermining our authority by ignoring /trek/ and making single threads. How shall we proceed?
>>223447523muh authoritah???
>>223447523Ignore his ass.Why is that too difficult for you to grasp?
>>223447523https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/SPAM
>>223447523Rape.
>>223447614Too bad they always half assed the interior sets for the warbird. I would love to see a big ass Romulan bridge buzzing with activity and officers.
>>223447614fug...feddorks how can we match up
>>223447656>Too bad they always half assed the interior sets for the warbird.Yeah they always felt extremely small given the huge size of the overall ship.
>>223445770No. He is retarded. You are as well
>>223444926YOUR NAMEIS TOBY
>>223445102>>223445100https://voca.ro/1fWVUkLauH53
>>223446606There must be some.>>223447614Holy overcompensation Batman.>>223447739A lot of the warbird's area is empty space in the middle; useable space may not be much more than the Galaxy-class.
Star Trek Ro pissing on my face
>>223447657>"Ermm, Mr. Romulan can you please cloak your ship again? My first officer is distracted by your... girth."
>>223444713>Ro Edition
>>223447921gross
>>223447923That project was made during Covid. It is inspired by and dedicated to /trek/. It is called critter control. If there was a second critter control project the first release would be retroactively named project baby
wearing star trek merch irl, call it cringe or based?i was thinking of getting a siskos creole kitchen hat printed up. obscure enough retards wont bother me but true trekkies will recognize
>>223448790>obscure enough retards wont bother me but true trekkies will recognizeThis is the way. But consider what it means to be approached by true trekkies in public.
S01E01E02 - Emissary - 1080p BluRay colorshttps://fileditchalbums.st/n8b4bxjvp9
>>223447523Doesn't break 4chan rules. Ignore.
>>223446306>. I still can’t be sure that wasn’t a common parlance with dog owners in 1989.It has to do with groupies for stock car racing (the "pit" is as in "pit stop.")
>>223449281Fuck your rules. You have no regard for the law or even common human decency. I’d like to piss in the server room
>>223444736star trek sex with wesley
>>223446606>Nimoydians
>>223449521Please stop taking a Filipino crochet forum so seriously.
Would TOS have been successful with the pilot crew?
>>223447523>>223449521star trek ieu detected.Go home and fight your own wars, asshole.
>>223447523Not your private army.
>>223447523>>>/wsg/6242732
>>223447761am slopera anon, agree 100%
>>223449704it wasnt successful with the real one
Can we talk about how much of a liability Data was as a Starfleet officer? He could be hacked at a moment’s notice. He could just turn against you on a whim because he calculated it was good to do then how are you going to stop him? It could not even be Data but his evil twin brother who’s obsessed with Data. Insane for Picard to rely on him so much, or give him Starfeet passwords when he can perfectly mimic voices of Starfleet high command oh and did I mention he can perfectly mimic voices wtf. Absolutely 100% Picard’s biggest flaw in hindsight.
McMahan you fagaleh I know you lurk this general and I want you to know your golden axe series seems like it was shat out of an algorithm. Lower decks had some heart because you and Kathryn Lyn actually loved trek but by the "chicken leg" part of e2 i already am tired of golden axe, you suck
>>223450920Seven of Nine offered to have sex with him, and he fumbled it. They should have made him a cadet.
>>223450920I was so happy when he died on my playthrough
>>223450734I like the character but Data is probably the part of TNG that ages the worst, even counting everyone's hair. He's already outpaced by LLMs in some ways. He can't figure out how to say can't? Huh?
>>223450920>receive German government funding to make a Star Trek game>can't get the actors back to do voiceover despite Elite Force doing it over 25 years ago>can't even make the 3D models of the characters look right, have to use shooped and airbrushed stills from the show for closeups>gameplay is a glorified visual novel where most things don't actually matter>runs like ass for no reasonThe absolute state of Trek vidya.A Voyager game would have been a perfect excuse to make a successor to Bridge Commander too.
>>223451142I agree with the general idea, but being unable to use contractions isn't a flaw in Data's design. It's intentional. Lore was built before him and has no problem with them. Soong clearly gave Data that restriction on purpose.
>>223432352You misunderstand, I was saying "maybe the tactic of retreating immediately when facing off against a sudden unexpected second-wind of firepower makes more sense from..." etcAnyway, I'm really late tonight. I gotta move this up to earlier in the day, because I was suppose to be doing it at 5pm every day. At this rate, I'm gonna be watching today's episodes when Tomorrow is Yesterday.See you in an hour or so.
>>223451193the two they did get for minimal lines sound terrible too. paris and tuvok sound like they recorded their lines on dollar store ear buds. i almost want to say it sounds like they might have synthesized some of the lines.
>>223451476kek how many times are you going to accidentally post about WoW ITT anon
>>223451502I have both tabs open.
I'm on Season 7 of VOY. What are you guys watchin?
"Relax! It's just a Pizza! Have a sense of gumor."
>>223447147The vacuum cleaner guy in Star Trek II is seen running down a hallway of the Enterprise later in the movie. I'm quite certain I can work a 24th century vacuum cleaner.
>>223451757How is that guy vacuum cleaning in a utopia? They should have roombas for that. What the hell?He must've really wanted to do it.
>>223444926This is where things get a bit strange.How would someone get a civilian starship ? Application?
I can't believe they've been building up La'an as a sex goddess on SNW and they're just going to kill her off next season. What a waste.
>>223451333Forgot my name earlier.You wanna talk about impressive fight scenes? How about the 3-on-1 exchange between Kirk and those security guards? He throws his body across two of them, and swings from a doorframe, and Lt. Col. Fellini pretends to be passed out to grab him by the leg. I was howling during it.This was a very sweet episode once Spock had redone is calculations and found out it was imperative to return John Christopher to Earth. The female computer from Cygnet-XIV, the security guard getting in over his head (and getting some chicken soup from the replimat), the interrogation by Fellini, all really funny. Christopher getting his "look ahead", though I don't really understand if him getting beamed down into his past self's body overwrote his future knowledge so he doesn't actually remember any of it. I'll have to wait until I reach the corresponding episode in DS9, but I wonder if the short story "The Aliens Are Coming!" is a good follow-up or not.The shift in lighting and the extreme dutch angle for when they've passed Pluto and are about to put the brakes on was really well done, especially how they cut away to the engine room to show Scotty dealing with the G-forces too.
>>223451797No one knows.
>>223451523Also watching Season 7 of Voyager. After that, I'll finally start on Enterprise.
>>223451333Kirk fighting a Gorn is at least memorable. Compare that to Enterprise where two guys scuffle with a velociraptor-looking thing in a dark Enterprise corridor. Booooring.
>>223451193Vidya's the one area where Star Wars absolutely dominates Star Trek, both in quantity and quality. And that was true even back in the 1990s.
Nu-trek still hurts. when will it end?
>>223451779Post scarcity civilization, nobody has to do hard jobs like mining or farming so everyone is given shitty make-work jobs to stop them becoming hologoon addicts.
>>223452865That movie really landed with me. It had an idea and didn’t overdress it out of a lack of self-confidence.
>>223452459EF2 was underrated. Bridge Commander is genuinely the best game ever made of its genre. SW wins but ST had some standouts for sure.
Should I finish DS9? So far Dukat has gone insane and Sisko has recaptures the station. I find myself less interested in any character except Quark
>>223453641Do it for Damar.
>>223453641>Should I finish the best star trek series?Yes. but dont rush. savor it you can only watch it for the first time once.
>>223444736Shut the fuck up retard
ds9 drinking with damar
>>223447840The warbird is a weird design with the 2 sections. The one in Nemesis got it right
>>223453641yes. insane dukat arc saves the show
>>223454587>jew writer introduces mighty necked antagonist He's based and fans love him>jew writer seethes and makes him space hitlerHe's based and fans love him>jew writer seethes even more and makes him space satanHe's based and fans love him
why are the twin engines placed away from the rest of the ship like this? are they dangerous?
They should do a mirror universe episode of the Borg
>>223455083What would they do, consensual assimilation? Sounds like the federation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0SysyjDBa4
What's the currency of the 24th century? Like, what is in short supply?
>>223455909Vulcan waifus.Since they only breed once every 7 years their population growth is very low compared to other races. they are the South Korea of Star Trek
>>223455004>are they dangerous?only if you are a pussy.
>Tuvok's been married 70 years>10 pon fars>only has 4 kids>"You would be correct in saying my pull out game is most adequate."
>>223456029>Maybe she just had a bunch of abortions without telling you?
>>223455004IIRC, there was a reference to this in TNG that says its generally safe in normal condition but its still kept away because it holds potential dangerous materials that could cause damage if leaked.>>223456029Vulcan low sperm count is no joking matter
People keep telling me this was good. What was supposed to be good about it?
>>223456169FANSERVICE.That's it. That's literally it, and why I refuse to see this season. Because no one ever mentions anything else about it, than the fanservice.
>>223456169Who’s telling you it was good
>>223455850If we’re going to start posting Trektubers I will absolutely bury this thread like the Vaadwaur.
>>223456308If Picard’s all about fanservice why aren’t there more scantily-clad women, HHHMMMMMMM?
>>223451779That's probably a cadet being punished.
>>223456383>Starfleet Academy hazes cadets by making them perform menial 20-century tasks like vacuuming or doing the dishesBrutal
>>223455083https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0js1RIloQ&t=9s&pp=ygUUYm9yZyBtaXJyb3IgdW5pdmVyc2U%3D&ra=m
>>223456169Is Alexander Rozhenko still alive and being a useless clown in Picard?
>>223455430A Borg King surrounded by busty female drones in a giant triangle
Are there any fat alien species in Star Trek besides the Bolians and Pakleds?
>>223455083>>223456584I think they tried in the online mmo. The mirror universe borg were basically the same, but with an Apple asthetic. iBorg basically. And yes, with a King.
>>223455430>What would they do, consensual assimilation?No, that's the Borg from ending of Picard season 2.
>>223456687Lurians
>>223456308Where was the fanservice besides putting the geezers on the Star Trek Experience replica bridge?
>>223456997No idea, ask people who watched it and talk just about that. Like I said, I haven't seen it, and wont see it.
The only difference between me and him is I get no bitches
>>223457134Cause you got no latinum.
>>223444926I'm still getting UBI. The ships also had civilians, bartenders, barbers, etc. Regardless, I'd still take the Vulcan GF.
>>223456997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6CQ-Zvc5WU
>>223453641The war arc at the end of DS9 is kinda boring. It's basically just the federation steamrolling the enemy while we're told that off-screen they're losing to drum up tension. Then you get a flash in the pan like Starfleet being blown up, but it still doesn't matter. It's a very boring war.
>>223456169It's like an idiot test. The moment someone tells me S3 of Picard was good, I immediately know they are shallow imbeciles and their interest in Star Trek is shallow.
>>223457152He doesn't have the lobes for business.
>>223457220Was that it? The CGI is pretty bad.Everyone is dressed in a leather jacket for some reason.The characters feel "off" and not just because they're old.
>>223444926>you'd never get into Starfleet Academy,says who?I managed to get through uni and get my engineering degree.> let alone anywhere near a star shipand your proof of that is? you wont be on a Starfleet ship, but dont forget there are plenty of passanger liners and normal traders outside of starfleet.>You'd still be stuck on Earth or some remote outpostHonestly, remote outpost sound fun. I dream of getting away from the city and live in a small rural place, buy my own little parcel of land, do some farming and just live in peace away from people.>doing menial workNah. I'd farm by day, tinker with tech by night.>and your mandatory state-assigned Vulcan gfsign me the fuck up. >only wants sex once every seven years.Vulcan go through pon-farr once every 7 years, but they're ok with having sex whenever. they understand that other species have their own reproductive schedule and are willing to accommodate. and once per seven years I'll accommodate her rabid hormy phase and let her ride me until I am dried up and shooting dust
>>223457255
>>223457306The characters feel off because it's the TNG cast, not Picard, Data, Riker, Troi, etc. Instead, it's Stewart and Frakes and Spiner etc.They've all done too many conventions to access those characters again.Even Patrick Stewart, who is genuinely a top class actor, can only summon the Picard voice for that one scene the guy just linked.
>>223457306That's the closest Picard gets to being Picard in that entire series.
I got my Masters at Harvard. I could get into Starfleet Academy and serve on a starship and so could any of you if you applied yourselves in school and showed dogged determination for your dream.
>>223457353But is it worth saying "the entire season was good because of... one scene"?I don't understand at all
>>223457134Rule of Acquisition 196, "First, you get the Latinum, then you get the power, then you get the women."
>>223456531>Who?
>>223445121i watched Jane die
>>223457411Huh, must’ve been my imagination.
>>223457390It wasn't good.1. two disjointed plots2. Borg plot is absolutely retarded3. that shitty ending with the Enterprise-G4. Picard is still an android
>>223457372I could be a midshipsman.
>>223457372I’ll be the holodeck tester.
>>223449704The skimpy female uniforms of TOS wouldn't really work with a serious woman as the XO of the ship
>>223457513But a lot of people say the WHOLE season was good. Yet they haven't given a good enough reason to justify this opinion.
>>223457259I'm starting to get this impression as well.
>>223457642ask reddit, they are the pros at saying nutrek is good.
>episode inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult>Heaven's Gate mass suicide event March 26 1997>DS9 S7E9 "Covenant" aired November 23 1998Damn, that's a pretty quick turnaround on a mass tragedy>Nichelle Nichols' brother was one of the 38 Heaven's Gate cultists who offed themselvesHaha what
>Picard season 3 involves the Borg and rogue Changelings working togetherThis is too stupid for fanfiction, let alone a real show that was written, filmed and released.
>>223457733And people said the guy who came up with this should make an entire show on the Enterprise-G and name it Star Trek: Legacy.
>villain gets sucked out into space>freezes into a popsicle in the vacuum>shatters against her own ship in an edgy "haha fuck you" momentAll you need to know to be able to dismiss the whole season
>>223457677They always give the same answers>nostalgia>fan serviceI guess nobody knows why they really like it!
>>223457794And it's a changeling. Changelings can survive in space.
>>223453416
>>223457794I hope someone at least uttered a Marvel-esque quip to give the scene schlock appeal.
>>223456169The way that the Data and Lore situation played out was good. One thing with modern Trek and all modern shows like that is that they lost something when they stopped being as episodic. All the shit ideas in Picard might still have been done in an episodic Trek show, but they'd at least have had a chance to make some good or potentially great episodes in between. When it's all stretched out into a season long arc, then the shit parts ruin the good or potentially great parts. When it's all episodic, it's just easy to forget the shit parts.
>>223457776>You know, morons
>>223457635All it would take is to have female officers be able to choose to wear pants if they want, so Number One wears pants and you show maybe one or two others also wearing pants across the rest of the show to justify it, while 98% of the female crew still choose to wear their skimpy skirts
The next Klingon chancellor after Martok should be a fat, slimy political operator like K’mpec.
>>223458013I wish portrayals of the Klingon Empire would show them in a more pragmatic light rather than just a bunch of larping biker gang Vikings.
>>223458053You could potentially do that without changing their portrayal by highlighting how hypocritical they frequently are and as being more interested in the appearance of honor than actual honor, while acting in a practical way, similar to how the samurai probably acted vs what they said and are portrayed in pop culture. Worf’s family being blamed for the Khitomer massacre to prevent war was is the sort of thing they could show more of.
>>223444926If all the shit from Star Trek were real Ireland would be reunited and resource shortages would have led to everyone being in gulags 2 years ago. That didn't happen. So your premise is flawed.
>>223457680are you just pretending to be stupid or what
>>223458119Now show TOS numbers.
The NuKlingin design wasn’t bad by itself and should be reused tor a new alien race.
>>223444926>>223444926>How does /trek/ reconcile with the fact that if all the scifi from Star Trek were real, you'd never get into Starfleet Academy, let alone anywhere near a star ship?Thank science!
>>223458312>The NuKlingin design wasn’t bad by itselfThey couldn't speak or emote properly in that shit
>>223458325I could have gotten in.
>>223444926With how often shit shit goes sideways jn Star Trek, even a remote outpost/colony has a decent chance of something exciting/scary/horrifying happening.
>>223458325>Sorry Nagilum wanted to watch half the fleet die, you're up.
>>223458379Benzite DEI hire says no.
>>223451797acquiring latnium and buying one from the ferengi most likely.or you could do what sisko did and build one yourself replicating parts.
>>223457680Nichelle Nichols said something interesting regarding her brotherInstead of saying "yeah he was batshit cuckoo" she went "well, he did what he believed in"
>SOS>it's an ANCIENT Earth distress call!Oh fuck you 533 years old is not "ancient" this shit pisses me off so much
>>223459133It's prefed, precontact, prewarp, pre-ww3. It's more ancient than those ancient memes on uncyclopedia.
>>223459133there was a chasm after ww3. everything before warp is ancient history
How would Star Trek universe look like the Eugenics war never happened, and genetic enhancement was never banned?Can you imagine? a Starfleet full of Bashirs?
>>223445999She exploded, it's canon.
>>223459315I don't recognize that "canon".In the real timeline, Ro Laren becomes chief of security of DS9, filling Odo's role, and she and Picard reconcile. Later, when Bajor is admitted into the Federation and the Bajoran Militia is absorbed into Starfleet, Jean-Luc helps her regain her commission.
>>223456343I'm sure we're all scared that you may do that.
>>223459367is that what the books say
>>223457220That was stupid looking
there was a tng episode about warp drive destroying space and then i don't remember what happened after because they continued using it anyway. am i forgetting something?
>>223459432>am i forgetting something?Only as much as the writers
>>223459377Yeah, they're worth the read even when they get a little weird.The DS9 ones are consistently good.
Are trekkies generally nice people? What's your take on the fanbase?
>>223459432The warp drive speed limit comes up a few times later episodes and series. Mostly so captains can tell their crews to ignore it.
>>223459547shame. ds9 is my least favourite of the big 4. doubt i'll ever get around to reading that
>>223459563nice but they are the original autistic nerd stereotype so there's that
>>223459666checked
>>223459666I see there are some girl trekkies who do youtube.
>>223459432Just like global warming, they went “oh no… anyway” about it.
>>223459698i don't use youtube. everybody there annoys me
>>223459703typical
>>223459563Nice, but you can get those overfixated nerds that will infodump on your ass if you say something slightly wrong about Star trek.or if you start a question like whos the best captain.
>>223459698yep.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdLHKdn0JTY
>if you start a question like whos the best captainwell that's a dumb question isn't it. can't rage-bait then cry when you get rage
Instead of making feature films with the TNG crew, they should have started a separate action trek movie series with all new actors but in the same era. Kinda like the Mission Impossible films, which were also done by Paramount.
Do Borg really value efficiency?
>>223459871That's a stupid ideaWhich is why it's what Paramount are supposedly doing now
>>223459964kek
>>223445121straight droooop
>>223459964they're just liars
>>223459646I read the Voyager String Theory trilogy which was pretty good, it's set between seasons 4 and 5. The author of the first book only had a basic grasp of the characters which reviewers did notice, but the other two were fine.
>where are we?>Deadwood, the ANCIENT westGod damn it
>>223459964they do. but they also have their own KPIs cable asthetics aint one of them
>>223450920There's no reason not to promote him. He's the OPS officer, he could be Lt. Cmdr.
>>223459964What if Hugh needs to poo?
>>223460037haven't come across that one yet. i started with TOS and am hoping to finish everything before i die lol>The author of the first book only had a basic grasp of the charactersi've never seen his name before. there's no reason for them to have randoms writing trek. there's tons of writers (usually women) who have been rubbing their clit to trek for decades. many of them would do it for free
>>223460113Pooing is irrelevant.
>>223459712>i don't use youtube.
>>223460120Sometimes Pocket would contract new authors or use ones for another series that was outside their "comfort zone" to fulfill a deadline
>>223459712How is this even possible in 1996+30?Hasn't America Online closed the last Star Trek room ages ago?
Who was the best admiral?
>>223460154>>223460233did you miss the part about how everyone there annoys me
>>223460243Ross
>>223460208that's dumb but i guess they know their audience. fans will buy any old garbage with the right branding
>>223460275That's all commercial trek is nowadays, garbage that fans will sure eat up.
Holy shit, I don't remember season 7 being so bad. 6-7 2 parter Descent was awfull, next three episodes were stinkers. Geordi's interface episode...holy shit how unprofessional of him.Let's see what's next
>>223460340nowadays = every day after voyager
>>223460369*awfulkek
>>223460369Your take was considered but ultimately dismissed.
what is an operations officer? what duties do they have?
>>223460474they handle ship operations
>>223460490who did that in TOS
>>223460369After Best of Both Worlds all the season ending/opening two-parters are massively inferior to the mid-season ones for some reason
>>223460516Spock. In Kirk's time, the science officer played a more prominent role because there was less bridge crew and also less department heads on the ship. When you get to the big ol' Galaxy-class, the duties of the science officer have been split between operations officer (basically your computer guy, knows the computer in and out like Spock in TOS) and the departmental heads for like astrometrics, stellar cartography, etc, as the ship has more facilities for these departments.
>>223459133Yeah, you can always tell entire episode is gonna be exercise in hack writing, when it starts like that.>Tom Paris: To start this car, we need something called a "key"...
>>223460540IIRC the mid-season ones were usually written as proper two-parters, but the season finale/opening ones were written up to the cliffhanger, and then after that was filmed and aired they wrote the second part. 100% this is how BOBW was done and it worked out pretty well, except that that cliffhanger moment falls a bit flat, and the second part isn't quite as good.
>>223460474Its a real thing on ships. basically their job is to make that ship as a whole operates smoothly. they're the ones who are suppose to tie different departments together and coordinate between them to keep everything running smooth.For example, make sure make sure that the engines (engineering people) are operating according to the navigation planned (done by the navigation people) and that they're aware of any possible weather (meteorology department) or environmental (oceanography) hazards. and if there is a situation, they need to inform, adapt and plan a resolution for it to keep the ship operating.
>>223460553Who's in charge of the belugas?
>>223460625how is that different from an xo
>>223460581Makes me honestly wonder if they'd even know what "wheels" are, no Federation tech seems to use them, after all, not until Nemesis, anyway.
>>223460765How do you mean?
>>223460699XO has far greater command authority. Ops officer cant make command decisions only react to imminent emergencies or adjust ship operations to achieve a given order.Best example I can give requires some knowledge of human anatomy. basically there are 3 tiers humans can react to information from the sense.First is higher brain function. I see something, I think about it, I make a plan and carry it out. that captain level decision makinga level lower you got more reflexive reaction.Why you brain thinks I want to type this message, there are lower level process in your brain that make you write it out without actually thinking about every individual movement you make while writing a post. this is more of an XO - the captain gave an order now i make sure its getting carried out.However humans have another level of processing, basically an "oh shit" mode and the best example is touching a very hot surface. once that reaches the spin it can make the decision to flinch and move your hand away from the hot surface before the signal ever got to your brain because a delay there will cause tissue damage. thats the ops officer. on a normal day his job is to make sure that the XOs orders and disseminated and coordinated but also be ready for split second emergency decisions when theres no time to go up the chain on command.In Star Trek it'd be when something like inertial dampers failing and data shouting that he's compensating or some technobabbel.
Early TNG had better, more creative story premises, but hilariously bad execution.Late TNG was executed better, but stories focused way too much on character drama or politics (which amounted to little more than a vehicle for character drama) instead of exploring new sci-fi concepts.
>>223460936lol i see what you're trying to say but that's a terrible analogy>t. neuro-anatomist
>>223461048if we are talking emergency, a better example would be:An ambulance comes and their job is to stabilize you so you wont die in the field, thats the Ops officer his job is to make sure the ship doesn't immediately dieThen you get taken to the hospital, where a doctor can look at you, Thats the XO.Depending on the severity, the XO might be able to solve it but sometimes it requires a specialist or a surgeon. thats the Captain.You dont bring an already dead patient to the doctor.But I think the nervous system example is better for normal operations as the job is about relaying information and coordinating the ship/body
When did you realize that nutrek wasn't for you?
>>223461240when ENT premiered
>Voyager inherited the space suit costumes from First Contact and by God we’re gonna get our moneys worth
>>223461250ENT is coretrek.
>>223461258not to me. star trek died with voyager
>>223461240When they showed the set photos of klingons in STD.
>>223461294>>223461258It’s the ugly duckling of coretrek but is still coretrekIs TAS coretrek?
>>223461322TAS isn't even trek but it would the ugly duckling of coretrek if anything is
star trek sex with david corwin
>>223461350> TAS isn't even trekExplain
So where do I sign up for my state-mandate Vulcan girlfriend?I was told there will be a state-mandated Vulcan girlfriendI am ready to give T'Pol my pole.
>>223444926>You will NEVER be redshirt cannon fodder, chud! You’re going to live a peaceful, healthy, and contented life on a federation core world well into your 200s with a qt bolian girl, while I am going to die gloriously to a Jem Hadar who was born yesterday.Thank you for your service. Kek
>>223459781It's crazy how the mods here kept deleting threads about this very well thought out and passionate criticism, while leaving up dozens of RLM threads on the basis that everyone's favorite friend simulator is "board culture".I agree with her 100% - Picard is the meanest, nastiest thing I have ever seen Star Trek produce.But I think what disappoints me the most is some people (not everyone, but enough) seem to enjoy how cruel and spiteful it is.
>>223461571I don't find T'Pol attractive. Well, it's because I have such a gorgeous wife. No one compares to my wife. My wife is actually perfect and she is Goddess.
>>223461571All I have right now are pakled girls.
>>223460252That doesn’t even make any fucking sense people of all walks of life post on YouTube. Your algorithm is feeding you stuff specifically for you so maybe you’re an unlikable cunt? This is not sarcasm. I’m genuinely trying to help you function as a human being
>>223461638You do realize that when we see T'Pol in Enterprise is is in her late 70s right? Call me when your wife looks that good at that age.
>>223461700You come off as smarmy.
>>223461714My wife is atemporal just like me. Time is just an illusion.
>>223461700maybe you should genuinely try to help your brain to function. i don't have an algorithm because i don't use youtube. what is not clicking
>>223461722NTAI was once called this word while RPing as a Drow Male Sorcerer who was teasing a Surfacer who entered an Underdark Dungeon.
>>223459563The last Trekkie I encountered irl was extremely nice. He was covered head to toe in hispanic gang style tattoos. He had a huge starfleet insignia on his right forearm I asked him about, it was full of names. He explained it was the names of his family, his crew. He was very nice
>>223461571You’ll have to settle for a state-mandated Japanese girlfriend.
>>223459563judging by this thread? Yep. I think they got a lot of Faith of the Heart.
>>223461722It’s a tough crowd>>223461771You’re not clicking on YouTube you idiot. Back to square one
>>223461795Where do I sign?
>>223461634I'm sure a tranjan didn't like that some nerdy chick hates nutrek and actually took the time to explain why.
>>223461634The TOS federation was good. The TNG era federation was completely broken and compromised. Evil. The people who think it is high minded are evil
>>223461634The record bared correcting
>>223461921if Dukhat did nothing wrong, why did he fail?
>>223444926Even if i never board a starship, i will have atleast a tangible dream worth working towards and infinite amount of information to quell my first for knowledge and exploration.Besides that, i guess there is no law that forbids you from making your own spaceship by printing parts with the device that just materializes stuff from nothing.Shit, even if i cant explore space, i can just go to a holodeck and chill my ass in whatever fictional world i want to.
>>223462058No. People who were unproductive would be sent to the looney bin and reeducated/reprogrammed. Even the whores on Ross are sucking dick for a reason it’s their job. Very dystopian evil slave state
Picard is a very hateful show. Why was this?
>>223462058Risa*
>>223462150You’re a bad person. It’s trying to illiterate this to you. You don’t like Picard for the same reason you don’t like therapy. I’ve never watched Picard but I don’t need to I already thing TNG is evil. I get the message
>>223462179Oh it's the resident schizophrenic.That's okay, in the future they have help for people like you.Except in Picard, where they let the mentally ill hang themselves.
>>223461873Yiu’ll have to go to Starfleet headquarters in San Francisco. They do it deliberately so fewer people get their Japanese gf.
>>223462150>hatefulhow so?
>>223462207You think I’m schizophrenic because I type things quickly on a phone and don’t spell check them in situation with zero stakes. Yes the federation is obviously evil in TNG they all had bugs in their heads and nobody even noticed because they were already so fucking inhumane and weird and I’ve seen the shoe vicariously twenty times via this thread leaving little room for my imagination in making my point. It’s very cut and dry. There are multiple TNG plot lines about how the federation has been compromised and corrupted
>>223462179Go to medical.
kill yourself, freak
>>223462326No, in the canon people with my opinion send you to medical. The only time people like you were in charge you had bugs in your heads or you were gassing peaceful farm worlds who didn’t want the bugs in their heads
>>223462275>>223462179Hypospray, now.
>>223462275You should always proofread your posts, especially here in /trek/.
I’m finishing Voyager tonight. Tomorrow I’ll finally start watching Enterprise.
S4 Voyager laserdiscs look good
>>223462363Not an argument. I accept you concession of defeat yet again
>>223462397Neat, got any moar samples?
>>223462396Are you saying it's been a long road?
>>223462393I wouldn’t be their muse if I did
>>223462422I just noticed is has hardcoded japanese subs here
>>223462397I'm shocked that they made laserdiscs as late as they did. I feel like stores stopped carrying them in the early 90s but they were printing Trek ones until like 2001
>>223462461And I don't just mean in Japan but in America too, Insurrection came on laserdisc AND VHS AND DVD
>BTFO of Star Trek discussion>muh laser disc Every time
>>223462459It looks different. I can get the DVD rips with MPV and some shader magic to look better tho
>>223461031Late TNG played it too safe and the episodes ended up being passable quality but forgettable. On the other hand, terrible episodes like Code of Honor and up the Long Ladder stick with you whether you want them to or not.
>>223462570your definition of "better" must be different than mine. DVDs definitely do not have the level of detail that the LDs do even thought voyager DVDs are better than DS9. Also the color are encoded wrong in the source, these screens are before color correction.
>>223462397They're worse than DVD quality according to the uploader on archive
>>223462598Isn't Laserdisc only slightly above VHS or VCD quality?
>it's a klingon honor episode
>>223462671Based
>I didn’t change the look of the Klingons, that’s how they always looked. You simply couldn’t see if before…
>it's a ferengi honor episode
>It’s a Bajoran religion episode
>>223462613Yes but the Trek laserdiscs are higher quality because instead of transferring from analog to digital (dvd) it's an analog to analog transfer.
Some day, all Star Trek episodes will recreated 1:1 with AI and that will be the preferred way to watch Trek due to the superior image quality over all other options. Actually, the AI versions will have better acting and effects than the real versions.
>>223462858>it's a religion planet show
>>223462861Interesting, I didn't know that. Neat
>it's an everyone is too lazy to make new episode
>>223461982It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.
>>223462995>it's a new captchas being too hard episode
>>223463015>>223463015>>223463015nuthread
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