What would you do if you had the ability to see two minutes into the future?
>>223458773I'd kill myself
rape
>>223458787fpbp
blackjack
>>223458792why you need 2 min headsup for that?
>>223458773Cheat in my btech computer science exams
>>223458773I'd finish watching "Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes" in record time.
Did anyone ever ask the film hairstylist how did they get away with it and got a green light for that?
>>223458810It only takes him 2 minutes and needs to make sure nobody intervenes
>>223458773i would gamble and get rich
Go insane from trying to mentally process infinite possibilities, like in Gurren Lagann
>>223458773It wouldn't matter because my hair is a bird
>>223458773Think about buying lottery tickets and actually buy one when I determine that I will win. I am sure I would think of many other useful things but its easier to think when you don't have to worry about money.
>>223458787/thread
>>223458939probably the best option, but I'd also seduce Jessica Biel
>>223458773I would play with stocks and make a fortune on scalping
daytrade
>>223458773Make insane sports bets? A lot can happen in two minutes in football and basketball.
>>223458773Bet on dog races
>>223458939>gamble and get rich>>223459414>seduce Jessica BielIsn't that exactly what happened in the movie
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>>223458773I would ruin the joke by telling the punchline.
>>223458773can you change history?>talking to a girl>see two minutes in the future>know exactly what to say to her in a conversation since you can see each outcome from any possible thing you might say?
>>223458773gamble successfully.
>>223458773I'd use it to see whether my jerk off session ends in an anticlimax
>>223458773Pick up the food before it hits da floor
>>223460200the man knew what he was doing
>>223458773>go to bar>play KENO>make millions of dollarsKENO KINO BABY
>>223460200>>223459414>eternal sex with Biel
>>223458773MMA fighter or boxer. Don't really need to train that much. You would look like a literal god in the ring so you'd becomes incredibly popular and make a shitload of money. If you didn't' want the fame... I guess you could do highstakes gambling but you'd eventually get flagged. Day trading maybe?
>>223460638>MMA fighter or boxer. Don't really need to train that much. You would look like a literal god in the ring so you'd becomes incredibly popular and make a shitload of money. And then the CIA smells something fishy and rapture you to study your brain until you die
>>223458773do lots of in-play sports betting
>>223459048Your argument is irrelevant.
>>223458773I would know.
>>223458792If we go by the movie, he could just walk down the street simultaneously raping every person for 2 minutes, as the timelines split.
>>223460465Based
>>223460817Already done, they didn't catch himhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IUmWYXeLqfk
>>223458787what would you see a minute before doing that?
>>223458773was he into gore? He let Biel blow up at least once.
>>223458773TWO WHOLE MINUTES!I would see if my hot pocket was actually done or not and add more time to the microwave if it wasn't
>>223460200pretty much yeah , luls
>>223463100lmao
Never worry about getting caught masturbating
>>223458773There is discrepancy between how his powers work in the beginning of the movie vs the end. Initially he saw full two minutes worth of predictions and then the future changed. At the climax, he could see into splitting timelines on the fly and dodge bullets somehow? It's all null and void i guess since it's revealed at the end that he saw the entire third act of the movie and his powers are greater than he could've imagined.
>>223458787But how though?
>>223463100finally some common sense
I'd predict my own post number>>223464499
Just go to a casino, win filthy amounts of money (not so much to raise flags) and then everything else will come easy
>>223464522casino is dumb, better to trade
>>223458773
>>223464531Yeah bro, you'll totally be able time the market right and submit your sell/buy order in the two minutes you saw
>>223464531How's a 2 minute window supposed to help in trading?
>>223463813>At the climax, he could see into splitting timelines on the fly and dodge bullets somehow?He dodged bullets via save scumming until a random dodge actually worked for that bullet. What I hated was the twist that he was seeing far into the future because of a random thot
>>223464604>>223464609I think he means by micro-managing autobids and autostops?
>>223464609Nigga they spend gazillions to get a couple milliseconds up on the competition. Two minutes is forever.
>>223465679This. Companies spend fortunes to get access to incoming internet pipelines just so they can receive content a few milliseconds before anyone else.
>>223458773I would know what im doing after i masturbate.
>>223464542A civilized meme for a more civilized age.
>>223460638You’d still need to train. Just because you know what’s coming doesn’t mean you’d know how to counter it or build the muscle memory to do so.
>>223458773I'd make a tiktok channel where I cross busy streets without getting hit by cars. I think I could make a lot of quick money and also Darwin award a lot of deserving individuals.
>>223463813>>223464973I'm not sure about this but didn't his powers upgrade" after the CIA tied him to a chair and made him look father into the future than he had before. That's the way I remember it.
>>223458773I might try and find a way to properly end a movie.
