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Meanwhile im Hogwarts /tv/ School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
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>>223461668
im not a fan of the hogwarts school. but only wizards and witches can answer:
how long do threats hold their promise?
what is real?
why is everything in what way connect?
what illusion is this?
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What the HELL is wrong with boomers?
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>>223461668
AVADA
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>>223461668
>>>/v/748579078
>>223462067
>>>/v/748579173
samefaggot /v/ troon
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>>223462067
Who knows
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>>223462571
>Let me just talk shit and voice my support for terrorists committing horrible acts this very second
The thing is, Harry and friends could've fucking killed him right there and then. No one would've known. No spells necessary, just tie him up and beat him to death with a rock. Draco was really counting on the good guys innate decency his entire arc.
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>>223461668
Sauce
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>>223462571
I never read Harry Potter. Can someone please explain about her showing off her panties?
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>>223463807
https://youtu.be/EcYYbXYO7mo
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>>223464084
sexo
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>>223463910
The death eaters were attacking a camp site where the Quidditch World Cup was being held. They kidnapped some muggles and levitated them in the air with their magic, the woman was turned upside down so her panties were showing. Malfoy is basically telling Hermione that if she doesn't get out of here, this group of grown men will grab her, magic her into the air for all to see, and then forcibly expose her underwear for the sexual gratification of all involved. It's pretty hot.
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>>223464348
oh wow, i suddenly crave an 11 inch mahogany wand uwu
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>>223462067
>Flat Magic
Jesus Christ Edelstein you need to calm down.
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>>223462172
Offering 20K USD (or your choice of currency) for real life information on the /v/ermin
50K if you're a 4chan staff member
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>>223463521
>kill the guy who's giving a fair warning to your friend who otherwise would put herself in an extremely dangerous situation due to her sheltered naivety
Yeah bunch of "good guys" there.
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>>223461668
Thought the op pic was furshit for a second
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>>223464495
It's from the furfag universe >>223464084
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>>223464348
Thanks anon
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>>223464348
childrens book?
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>>223462067
>Edelstein
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>>223464084
Honestly this cringey stuff is kind of endearing
Its so cringe it has to be sincere
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>>223462571
at least in this case she was 14
>>223464884
goblet of fire is YA, not a kid's book. in Prisoner Ron makes a joke to Lavender Brown about seeing uranus. If anything there should've been a lot more stuff like this and a lot less abuse of the word "snogging".
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>>223464884
Idk if its a generational thing, but 10 year old me fully understood why draco would want to pants the ugly nerdy girl to humiliate her in front of her friends; while being totally oblivious to any sexual dimension. I think its fine for a kids book.
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>>223464884
What a faggot. Kids are act like cruel fucks to each other all the time.
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>>223462067
>Edelstein
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>>223462172
Every single fucking time
>>223465762
Nice necro bump you fucking WB shillbot
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>It's another "/tv/ posters pretend not to be nonces" episode
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>>223462067
Nothing at all, this was based + trvke.
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>>223466805
Nobody's pretending that.
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>>223462067
>>223464418
>edelstein
It's not a boomer problem
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>>223465800
>using the version edited from the /pol/ original to be /sp/ but doesn't change the armband from /sp/
I shiggy dick you not.
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>>223462067
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>223465800
Cry about it nigger, I get paid to post here, you do it for free like a janny. Make more contentslop for models to train on in order to better serve advertisements, you fucking peasant bitch
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>>223464084
if this was posted on newgrounds back in the day it would've got a million views by now
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>>223463521
This is arguably a way for him to say "you should really get out of here you're actually in danger" without breaking character, and even not wanting to scare her as much as he could-he could credibly say they might rape or kill her.

And also people don't just commit murder because they reckon they might be able to get away with it. There are a million ways you might be wrong and could misjudge the potential for getting caught. They do manage to send people to jail in the wizarding world
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>>223467358
>>223464468
roflmao at you guys
Draco Malfoy is written as a caricature at this point by Rowling, it's not some kind of act of good will he's just being the typical bully character trying to scare them
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>>223467358
This. Muggles worry about things like Flock cameras; wizards and witches can probably mix the ass juice from a goblin with unicorn pubes and come up with a potion that makes you walk to Azkaban if you didn't pay the goblins that months for your wand loicense
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>>223467469
You can make an arguement that per the intended tone of the book he's just supposed to be being an asshole.

But since we're bringing in words like terrorism and trying to think about this like its a real situation, there is a distinction in degree and kind where a teenager who's an asshole on an everyday childish level sense might not be entirely comfortable with the actual klan getting their hands on a young black girl he has classes with, however much he doesn't like her.
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>>223467551
>young black girl
That makes the possible rape by a bunch of racist death eaters that much hotter.
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>>223461668
>IN HOGWART'S SCHOOL, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING...
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Oh wait you were making an analogy. Confusing because Hermione IS canonically black. So just imagine a bunch of death eaters just going to town on her like they're the Dirlewanger brigade and yelling shit like YEAH TAKE THAT TALLYWACKER YOU MUDBLOOD NIGGER CUNT while DPing her with their wands firing the dark mark up her asshole before lynching her like that coon Severus
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>>223467618
>Harry...
>...look at that ass, man...
>...
>HARRY HAS DISCOVERED A NEW MAGIC TRICK



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