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>>223526491Fuck Leaving D.C.
First for cunny.
rec me a spooky movie that involves a lot of alcohol
Read The Holy Bible and stop giving your spirit to Satan via these motion pictures.
>>223526482For me, it was Best Emma.
>>223526525I only watch horror movies that have been blessed by god
>>223526491she cute
>>223526524The Shining
>>223526562:D
>>223526545>distractingly beautifulHe lucked out with the casting, it does a lot for the film that everyone is so beautiful
>>223526525>I bear false witnessPride is chief among sins.
>>223526564shockingly, i have not seen it yet. tonight's the night, thanks anon
Terrifier 2 is shit
>>223526621No.
>distractingly beautifulSo fucking pathetic
>>223526491Which horror movies have full of visible vulva. Clear pussy lips.I've cummed gallons to pubes and bushes last week. I love pussy hair. I love hairy pussies. Now i need those lips laid bare.
>>223526635>So fucking patheticYour mom said that to your dad the day he squirted you into her.
>>223526586Pathetic.
>>223526637Antichrist
>>223526586Me watching nu-horror
>>223526482Then I went to Verity, which I think is getting marketed as horror. It isn't horror. This is chicklit beach read telenovela pablum all the way. Imagine an exaggeratedly dumb attempt at The Housemaid. "B-b-but," you protest, "The Housemaid IS dumb." No, take The Housemaid and beat it in the head with a hammer for twenty minutes, then it might start getting as dumb as Verity.Dakota Johnson is hired by Josh Fartnett to finish his paralyzed famous author wife's final novel, and when going through her notes, Dakota discovers a secret memoir revealing that Anne was jealous of the attention her children got from her husband, successfully murdered one of them (which really happened) when trying to commit a double murder/suicide, feels no remorse over the child's death, and intends to kill herself still. Then the REAL spoiler is that the memoir was just a writing exercise, her husband found it and thought it was real just like Dakota, and paralyzed the wife attempting to kill her as revenge, BUT THEN the wife wasn't really paralyzed, and just pretending the whole time, because she thought her husband would kill her if he found out she wasn't, which is what does happen when he does find out.This is also going to flop because it's boring and unbelievably stupid.
>>223526658> Your mom said that to your dad the day he squirted you into her.Your wife said that to the bull about you when he squirted into her.
>>223526632there is literally nothing illegal about honka-honka'ing strange women at pop up halloween stores
>>223526524The Lighthouse, seriously. I went to see it at the height of my alcoholism and it was a decisive factor in helping me quit.
>>223526524the night house
>>223526586finally a relatable modern horror character
>>223526739Yes, a pathetic one.
Wait this was unironically kino
>>223526719That's what Art is famous for, skirting the line.Cops hate this guy.
>>223526718>pissman thinking his bbc fantasies againMust be hard to be so gay
>>223526586Wow what a dork.
>>223526702Then I finished the day with this trash. It's October, they're witches, and it was the only thing the theater had I hadn't seen (I never saw the first one.) It's as stupid as you'd expect, Joey King's jewbs are pleasant, Nicole Kidman's head is expanding to Lawrence Tierney proportions.
>>223526751Apparently she's shaved her head and transitioned, sad shit honestly.
>>223526702lole that's ridiculous. I can't wait to see it.
>>223526702Thanks for taking the hit on this one anon. My hero, I ain't watching that shit.
>>223526524AbruptioMagic Monkey's Merry Go Round
>>223526525Just about everything is a sin, chud. Who the fuck cares.
>>223526772EW. OLD.
>>223526702Didnt read. Watching for Anne. Im masturbating to her pregnancy pics.
>>223526866based. I'm watching for Dakota
>>223526866well prepare to be disappointed because she isn't even in it that much. Dakota is the lead and gets 80% of the screentime, and then half of that 20% Anne gets she's motionless in a wheelchair.
>>223526866>>223526880pathetic
>>223526866>>223526880
lole triggered the poop monkey
>>223526866>>223526880kys simp
>>223526866Based
>>223526753
>Gurpreet is spam replying againGo stand in front of a train you shitter
>>223526976It is cabinanon
God, they do some sick shit to animals for these Chinese horrors
>>223526996Yeah, those replies were me. Who is gurpreete?
>>223527058Chinese people are in a perpetual state of looking for an excuse to torture animals, they'd be doing it whether it was for horror movies or not.
>>223526963
Watched The Borderlands. Was good would recommend
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>>223527153hell they do it for g rated kids adventure movies
>>223527292>jeet thinks terrifier 2 counts as elevated horror
>>223527311This part is still relevant though, Suhkdeep.
>>223527325>indian thinks women aren't sexualized in terrifier 2
>>223526976His homo propaganda has no power against the will of Halloween
>>223527351Terrifier 2 is reddit
>>223527444Trips of Truth
>>223527058Snakes universally have a bad time. What the fuck do they have against snakes
Every horror movie should have a cute prominent lg. Prove me wrong.
Where's butthole Anon? I've got one for you
>>223527582Strong agree. It just makes you care more.
>>223527603here I am
>>223527292I look exactly like this except for the earrings
>>223527582Throw a MILF in there and you're not wrong.
>>223527634I'm gonna need to see some ID
>>223527638based
>>223527582>Prove me wrongwhy would anyone ever disagree with that
>>223527649*
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I say every horror movie needs a women wearing only a shirt and panties
>>223527658I'm of course of aware of Dana Plato, but she does look surprisingly like the sister from My Soul to Take there.My Soul to Take is also Craven's worse movie.
>>223527722My Soul to Take is a comedic masterpiece.
>>223527687I am a sucker for oversized tshirts or pajama bottoms
>>223527658Howard Stern is directly responsible for her death yet despite all the awful shit he did over his career is a darling of the left. Strange that.
Alright I've only had time for short films so far, this is my first real one for the season.
>>223527818what a mystery it is
>>223527806I like them too but to put my hands on them. They're not much to look at it usually. To each his own anon.
>>223526702>This is also going to flop>VerityHAHAHAHAHAyou clueless idiot. better show up on Monday so I can laugh at you some more
>>223527820Which shorts have you seen and enjoyed recently?
>>223526996>It is cabinanontried to tell you guys years ago. notice it was him and "the spammer" whose comment trees all got deleted last. already know he sits around doing fuck all every day and is associated with the boardwide baskin spam. don't know why you retards entertain him as a name AND face posting ultra faggot to begin with.
>>223527971there was only one other person in my 300 seat auditorium at 5pm today, opening weekend. this shit was painfully bad, I actually saw it. Like I said, it's The Housemaid after it got struck in the head by a falling confederate soldier statue
>>223528015I've always hated him.
>>223528015maybe, but he kind of seems like a hapless pleb retard himself when name posting that belies the hyper opinionated militancy of the woke spammer who seems at least abreast of current films
>>223528025I don't think normie women turn out for Thursday premieres like that but Colleen Hoover is the current top dawg of chick lit as you identified- thought that marketing was bizarre too for what little I know of her work
>>223527979I watched this one on recommendation from here. Way ahead of it's time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCqC0uMr9OcAnd this, which is so low quality you can barely see anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-1jF7iWQc
>>223528097cheers, thanks anon
>>223528015fixfag maybe, but cabinanon being involved is "bigfoot and batboy had a baby!" tier
A strong, malty pumpkin beer sets me right in the October kino mood
>>223528083the really bizarre part is it was directed by Michael Showalter, who was a founding member of The State and usually does surreal comedy, not chick flicks. he even directed one of those Lifetime Originals parodies, and this movie feels like a parody of chick lit adaptation trash. I can't really tell if it's the most avant garde comedy I've ever seen or the most cynical cash grab.
Do you guys prefer when>victim trips allowing the slowly walking killer to catch them>slowly walking killer somehow catches up to the running victim despite no fall>killer somehow just teleports behind a corner or tree allowing him to pass the running victimOr some other trope I haven't thought of
>>223528128IPAs are slop
>>223528124https://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/3395/bigfoot-with-bat-boy/>article was published 2008>their spawn would be 16 now, the age when many people start using 4chanI think you may be onto something anon.
>>223526702>Verity Crawford>Lowen AshleighFUCK do I hate when writers just have to give their characters super special unique names. I get it in fantasy but it's so corny when it's supposed to be in the real world.
>>223528155I don't think I've had a pumpkin IPA. They work best as stouts, then lagers
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>>223528150>slowly walking killer somehow catches up to the running victim despite no fallThis one. I don't mind a killer being supernaturally good at keeping up with people as long as it doesn't take that final step into obnoxiousness
Butthole and lactation in one night. Hell of a start for the season.
>>223528128That a good reminder, I need to buy beer tomorrow
>>223528527It bodes well.
The ASMR Red Robin ad made me realize that I want ASMR horror movie ads. I'm more willing to listen if they whisper to me. Hell, make a whole horror ASMR movie
>>223528603That's a pretty good idea anon. Undertone and Skinamarink come to mind when thinking of horror focused on sound design. Berberian Sound Studio is about sound design but idk if the film is built around it because I haven't seen it.
>>223528657>Berberian Sound Studio Seems interesting either way. I'll have to give it a watch. Thanks!
