Properly Normatted EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>223515893
star trek sex with shran
https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo
>>223545661Andorians are trash
>>223545597I started browsing /trek/ no earlier than 2023. I know that the Nightmare Before Christmas is a movie, but I suspect that you’re referring to a thread local event. In that case, I’m not sure what it means.I’m just being genuine.
>>223545654Hey! It's Beam Me Up Scotty! How ya doin Beam Me Up Scotty?
>>223545903So you're a newfag and retarded? At least pick a name so I can filter you.
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD USS ENTERPRISE
>>223545932he has a name but he turns it off
>>223545933You're the captain now, dog.
>>223545932>>223545959I just use anon on 4chan.
>>223545933>>223545966YTMND was so superior to 4chan
>>223545996I left 4chan for a long time but I do still remember when the raptor with words under him was a genuinely new and funny meme
Had a Star Trek pitch idea: steal it if you want. A Space Cruise ship gets lost with a bunch of civilians on board and it's just a commercial cruise ship run by Ferengis so it's kind of like Star Trek Ideals vs Lord of the Flies
Top 5 TOS episodes? I'm going:>The Corbomite Maneuver >Balance of Terror>The Doomsday Machine>Journey to Babel>The Trouble with Tribbles
>>223545903I’m still here. Having a hard time following the conversation. I don’t know what replies are yours at the end of the day. Everyone in the thread is very confused right now by the way. You’re the least confused. That’s not really operable information but it’s fun to know
>>223545840they are a viorrrlent race
>>223545573During Conscience of the King some guy said that episode had a great speech when Kirk was alone on the bridge, and then revised his statement to say he has remembered it wrong. I assume he meant this episode, and he was right. From that moment until the end, it was some really fantastic stuff, even better than what preceded it (from Spock getting sprayed up until that scene). But I found the episode's lead-in a bit... well it's hard to say, since I accidentally read the little synopsis from Memory Alpha and knew ahead of time that this was another behavior-altering pheromone plot (spores this time). If I had gone in blind, I might've found the dramatic mystery music for all these pleasantly normal interactions a little over the top, even with the threat of the Bertholt Rays still unexplained.It seems like the only time Sulu gets any real play is when they're screwing with his head. This, Archons, Naked Time. Otherwise he's just a button-pushing limb for Kirk to use, like in Arena. This is still a small sample size considering the breadth of the show I have yet to watch, but no wonder Takei harbors some resentments (from what I've heard here).I wonder if later series ever revisit the fact that these spores, when used in combination with deadly Bertholt Rays, are a universal panacea? The fabled cure-all? The episode opens with Spock saying that the Federation still doesn't understand the rays as of yet, but surely this knowledge that once the spores die the body remains healthy would be the topic of rigorous research. Also I was hoping there'd be a line about Bones' tonsils in the coda, but that gag with his mint julep was fine enough.>>223545959Just jumping in here but not trying to catch any strays: if you're referring to me, I'm not that guy. I try to avoid reddit spacing if I can, I'm much more verbose, and don't have a Trek waifu as of yet. I like the redhead Q from that VOY episode, but she's not a series regular so I don't count it.
>>223546147Reminds me of that terrible Armando Iannucci show "Avenue 5".
>>223545661star trek sex with wesley
>>223541869I don’t think discord is safe. You’re acting like a cannibal already
>>223547232i want to saute and eat your toes
>>223545654Now that the merger between Paramount and WB is complete, the hierarchy of power is about to change!
CAN YOU SMMMMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE WORF IS COOKING
>>223547528Littytrek
>>223547528I would also like to consider Lois and Clark to be a holo deck program created by Riker and also used by Yar.
I am ambassador of the Darmok race reminding all of you: the trial never ends
No wonder Picard was so mad those frozen humans were treating Enterprise like a luxury cruise. It is. Picard is such a hypocrite.
>>223548537They host dignitaries from every corner of the galaxy but Picard who loves archaeology snubs the chance to talk to living pieces of history.
>>223547801Darmok deez nuts
Every ad break on Enterprise is canonically Riker pausing the holoprogram to motorboat T'Pol.
George Takei, 89, is in a wheel chairWilliam Shatner, 95, making a heavy metal album
>tfw you've been posting in /trek/ for over ten years
>>223550466But Star Trek only started in 2018 with Discovery.
>>223550466
>that shot of Naomi in the Great Forest at the end of Mortal Coil
>it's a Voyager episode dealing with a serious existential crisisCrazy they did it at least three times but it was kino
>>223550466You'll still be here when Shat hits 100
>>223550915Tuvix had right to live.
>>223550335this is upsetting
Getting butthurt about first two seasons of TNG seems to be very hip
>>223550939That can't be a recent pic. He looks late 60/early 70s there.
>>223550335Given how shit AI is at writing, it explains so much about Enterprise, if we assume it's just a holodeck simulation.
>>223551105What's the outrage over Justice? Skimpy clothing? So what, that's been happening since TOS. This is a quintessential prime directive episode
>>223551331if wesley was executed yar would still be alive.
>>223546464>>223547232Well, I’m not a cannibal. If you are her, then we’ll find eachother even if this /trek/ thing didn’t culminate into anything. It’s a spiritual bond. We can get to know eachother here if you’d like. Also, since I have an idea of how you look, I’ll describe how my current Earth body looks. The body I am wearing has black hair, a thick moustache, fair skin, very handsome, and is Italian and Russian American. Living on the East Coast.I’ll try to keep my specific otherworldly flair in my posts so that you know it is me. No one else here on Earth has my exact philosophy. I’m also curious about your own beliefs.To bring it to Trek while still getting to know you, I’ll ask this;What is one thing you’d do if you were a Q?
Imagine a trek without some fucking schizo
>>223550448How does he do it?
this was a great episode, and I'm anticipating the episode caleld 'Q2', I see it coming up.
>>223551788It's kind of stupid to have the Continuum depicted on screen at all since it's supposed to be beyond our comprehension, but I still like the antebellum south interpretation with Q shooting at each other with reality-shearing weapons that we just perceive as muskets.
>>223551940I thought the desert road was the kinoest depiction
>>223546660>Reminds me of that terrible Armando Iannucci show "Avenue 5".That show could have been really fun if it hadn't been made by seething leftists.
>>223551984It definitely makes you understand why Q (DeLancie) ditched those stiffs to go fuck around with lower lifeforms and put them on trial for stuff. Imagine sitting around the same crossroads, forever. Like purgatory, or hell.
>>223552084That's why Quinn wanted to kill himself. When you've done everything, seen everything, experienced everything in the universe, past, present, and future, and there is literally NOTHING left... what IS the point in living?
>>223552235I don't like that trope. It implies that novelty is the only value of existence.There are also infinite things to do when one has infinite possibility. Especially with the idea to possess a body and forget who I was for a time to play the game of forgetting and remembering. This trope of "Godhood would be actually depressing" is some sort of propaganda. And I'm not buying that propaganda. Also, I'm God.
>>223552235Novelty is not the only value of existence.Love for example is an entire new layer of novelty.Creating a world with my wife is going to make that experience magical and new again to me even if I've done it a billion times. Just to watch what she smiles at and watch her choices. To theorize about what to build with her.Godhood is the basic right of all conscious viewpoints.
VOY should have a twist where it was just all a holodeck program, I'm serious. It'd be so kino.
>>223552253>>223552289The Q are infinite. Everything that can be done has been done already. They've done it all.
>>223552308Infinite possibility cannot really be exhausted. It's a "Unstoppable force versus Immovable Object" scenario.And even then, Novelty is not the only value of existence.There's Love, Creation, Cultivation, Stories, Systems, and more.
>>223552253>>223552289>>223552319Sit down.
>>223552319also if you're REALLY bored, you could always choose to wipe your own memories and play as a Human for a bit. Then come back to Godhood with a euphoric newfound appreciation for it.Like getting back from a Long Trip and being grateful to be home.
>>223552342Godhood is the basic right of all conscious viewpoints.
>>223552342ALLAMARAINE!!
>>223545654I was rewatching ds9 recently and got to the body parts episode. Why does ferengi law even apply on a bajoran space station. And why are federation and the bajorans just perfectly willing to stand by while quark is forced to choose between death and loosing literally all of his assets?
>>223552838Quark submits to Ferengi authority willingly. Ferengi only care what other Ferengi think.They remind me of a certain group of people in real life...
>>223552375So how does this game work? Quark cast the dices, and then... stares at the board for five minutes, waiting for something to happen, while people trapped in it do their task? Why wouldn't there be a screen showing us what players inside are doing? Seems like a boring game otherwise.
>>223552903Idk why they didn't simply put a screen up. Sounds like a production oversight.
star trek sex with david corwin
Star Trek dead franchise
*pulls up star trek belt*I been here a decade a halfseen a lot of star trek*beams out*
>two decades of /trek/
Star Trek sex with actual women from Star Trek because I'm not a fucking homosexual and them alien bitches is hot.
>three decades of trek>one decade pro level /trek/>not gonna stop til it stops
I started visting /trek/ in 2014.
Imagine being a Star Trek namefag for attention on 4chinz for over a decade and you still haven't even watched Star Trek, you know, the original series, because Shatner's tweets gave you the ick (he doesn't even run his twitter)Good lord
mushrooms and voyager are a powerful combination
A new Ensign who graduated in the bottom half of his Starfleet Academy class is assigned to one of the last Ambassador-class ships in the fleet, commanded by an over-the-hill Captain with no chance of ever making Admiral.
VOY is Suburban Hispanic American coded. I’m not saying this is a bad thing. It’s kino.
I have Puerto Rican Cousins, and VOY reminds me of them.
Why did they bring Michael to a Vulcan family, and not, you know, a human one?
>>223555018Why'd they give Worf to an elderly Russian couple?
S01E01E02 - Emissary and S01E03 - Past Prologue 1080p color corrected laserdisc rip now availablenew episodes soonhttps://fileditchalbums.st/wmw5sq9t73
>>223554591tell me more
Doing today's episode early because I'm seeing a movie later tonight, and still want time to keep reading "Something Wicked This Way Comes" between then and now.It's time for "The Devil in the Dark". See you in an hour.
>>223554207personally I find it endearing
Damn, Paul Wesley is better Kirk than Shatner. Would really love to get Year 1 series and him as the lead.
>>223555106oval shaped viewscreens may seem futuristic but it's the worst design for a monitor device ever
>>223555282
>>223555018>STDs retarded main character is Spock's never mentioned before adoptive sisterStop unlocking memories I had successfully suppressed
>>223555358wha happens there, and why?
>>2235553583000 unwashed nerds on a boat? glad i'm missing it
>>223555367Wide beam on KILL
>>223555400More like wide beam on VAPORIZE
>>223555358Anyone from /trek/ going?
>>223555410nah my trek cruise is the uss /trek/ we've been at sea together for over a decade
>>223555358I hope it sinks because there aren't any real trekkers on board. Usually /our/bunch is aware of the environmental damage those bigbois are causing.
>>223555407What's the setting that'll make a guy's head explode rather than just dematerialize?
>>223555400It will take care of you, your opinion and your Vampire Diaries DVD collection
>>223555410I'll go as an iceberg
>>223555458Vampire Diaries DVD Collection sounds like early 2000s Second Life Sovl Kino thoughever.
>>223555372
>>223555458is picard holding janeway's penis
>>223555410I'm going as a fat klingon.
>>223555491It was kek
>>223555367>>223555400>>223555407You guys are overreacting
>>223555452Tight beam microwave. Only to be used when the Starfleet Admiralty turns evil again. Or when O'Brien needs to heat hotpockets in the field.
>>223555282Yeah, I think he's alright. But he seems slightly colder, for the lack of a better word.
Why would Geordi be mad at Spot for destroying his faggot flower vase and scratching up his replicated chairs? It seems childish and forced.
please kill yourself and never return to our thread you disgusting pedo freak
Star Trek is a joke now. Where do we go from here?
>>223555720over the plank
>>223555720Back in time!
>>223555720Good, maybe we can finally get back to making good solid boring Trek
>it's a Troi episode
>>223555824Hop on, Imzadi. We're saving the galaxy
>>223555720we go to waras we shouldmany killings 2 b done
>>223550951nopehe was less real than the replicator's fucking coffee
>>223555941What's even the context of this nonsense?
>>223555941
>>223555969/trek/ attendees should at least be able to read a filename
>>223556001ASH ERE FROM HEEL VERSES BABAHFAYS
>>223555941>implying Data never made it past Lt. CommanderNu-Trek is absurd beyond parody.
>>223555969>'MEMBAAAHHreally showed how weakminded retard currentday leftover trekfans arewhat a shameful bunch, especially including the washed up OG actors whoring themselves out to Anti-Trek
>>223555941why is my name on this?
>>223545918Whats WRONG with you, man? Dont you know who this is? This is Beam me up Scotty, from the TV!
>>223556089to justify that they hung an entire main character's series arc on her 2 minutes of screen time
>>223556062a lot of those are stuck at the rank we last saw them atbut harry kim is an admiral because of the meme
>>223556027I understand it's supposed to be a memory wall of some sorts in starfleet academy, but why does it only show DEI-compatible alumni from previous shows?
>>223556001Hey, it's that 40 year old dude who cries on youtube.
>>223556089Her suicide mission wasn't of any historic significance. Starfleet must be doing stealth shit like that all the time so we can sleep safe and sound at night. The wall should be plastered with those who died at Wolf 359
>>223556042>>223556163>triggered by youtuberimagine being such a weak bitch
>>223556175that was an inside job
>>223556202>>triggered by youtuberBro, he's the one yelling and crying at everything, I'm just having a laugh at him, that this is his whole life.
What are /trek/'s self destruct codes?
>it's a trapped in the holodeck episode
>One does not cooperate with decadent forms of life. One hunts them down and eliminates them. Picard speaks of civilization. The ancient Romans were civilized. The Jews are civilised. But in all its moral decay, Rome fell to the spears of our ancestors, as the Jews are falling now. No one can deny us, no power on Earth or beyond. Not the Christian Saviour, not the God of the Jews. We are driven by the very force that gives life to the universe itself. We must countermand Picards orders, stay and fight. We must be faithful to who we are.
>>223556175They would have needed an entire skyscraper for all the lives lost during season 7 of DS9.
>>223556526those were mostly draftees to thin the population. they didnt even send enterprise to "save" betazed for fucks sake
>>223555106Thank ye
>>223556688>Planet of psychics.>Couldn't sense an entire invasion fleet and occupation force until it was too late.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>223555358I bet these were incredible during the TNG days, with the TOS crew still alive and kicking.
>>223555220The moment the episode started in those underground caves, I knew it was gonna be the Horta (though I did forget the name until it was repeated). I can't really think of anything to say about this one since it feels so par for the course. Yes, it's an excellent twist with a great moral ending, and it displays human decency very well when Chief Vanderberg and his angry mob quickly shift to contrition when they realize the whole incident was due to an error they had no knowledge they made. I think the reason I'm so bereft of commentary is because this feels like a Modern Standard Episode, which should set it apart from the rest of TOS but since I was raised on TNG it seems unremarkable. Even the last 3 weeks haven't overwritten decades of expectations, though I'm very glad it has yet to result in an episode I find too hokey to enjoy.
>>223555941>light up the lcd mourning wall and press Fis this how we honor the dead in the future?
>>223555969Probably to extend an olive branch to old fans while they’re trying to get zoomers into the Star Trek ecosystem. But it failed horribly since SFA didn’t bring in that mythical Modern Audience, and it scared away old fans with its awful dialogue.
>>223556931did you make that pic?
How did it get so bad?
>>223557019LD broke this place and it hasn't been the same since.
>>223556981No because I would never subject myself to Kurtzman Trek.
In what format are they most likely watching their vintage kino?
>>223556089Because you're cute af
>>223557148720p
>>223551541>The body I am wearing has black hair, a thick moustache, fair skin, very handsome,
>>223557380Alright now I REALLY have to watch SNW. He looks kino.
>>223557380My moustache is thicker and darker.
>>223557488
>>223557544>dude gets sucked out through his assholePlease tell me that's AI
>>223557148At that point in time they would easily be able to manufacture high end CRTs for optimal video games and film projectors for movies. In fact they would use the correct language as well (since they are learned humanity) when referring to films:>movies = moving pictures (silent films)>talkies = talking moving pictures (non-silent films)It would be very important. There would be a full band to play music while watching movies.
he died from canceror so the germans would have us believe
>>223557544A bit gruesome….
>>223557544Not enough pressure difference to do that with 1 atmosphere. Byford dolphin was like 20 atmospheres difference
>>223557693It's a ghost ship that uses our fears and misconceptions to kill us.
>>223556373Authorization beefers alpha alpha six gamma pizza three father's day
>>223556373I remember in one episode it was just "Sisko-alpha-one-alpha" and "Kira-Beta-Two-Beta" to blow up the Defiant.Like these dumbasses couldn't remember proper codes, or didn't change the factory settings.
>>223556373"not tonight, shran"
Have you thanked them for creating the best run of television ever in history?
>>223558214>bermanbased>pillerbased, also i appreciate his autism>tayloreh, definitely sometimes based but she was big on self-inserts and was at times and un-based woman
>>223558261>self-insertslike seven?
What would a /trek/ documentary look like?
>>223558268janeway, beverly, troibrannon braga wanted to insert himself into seven of nine and did
>>223556931those arent real
>>223558277slow death by aids
>>223558345Every line was uttered in Starfleet Academy
>>223558281Braga doesn’t get enough blame for what happened with later Trek.
>>223558261You hate women, we get it. But fuck off.
>>223558277Autism core overload.
>>223557694AI keeps getting better
>>223558417No, I hate most Troi episodes though and a lot of Crusher episodes like Sub Rosa and I was not a fan of early Janeway's penchant for Victorian suffrage on the holodeck.Conversely, I thought Seven of Nine had a lot of great Trek 'sodes. Love Major Kira as well.
>>223557693Well that’s disappointing.
>>223558277The Q civil war episode but instead of intrabellum south it would be a 4chon era Q&A panel.
>>223558510>Q, what are you doing with they dog?>I don’t mean the puppy!Bazinga!
>>223558369youre trying to trick me into watching it to prove you wrong.
>>223558478>i hate normal women>but i love the sex symbolsAs I said. Now read the second part and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0UudoppDDs
>>223558538>Major Kira was a sex symbolNo, I don't think so. I also liked Torres, never had any issue with Uhura, Chapel, Rand, etc.I genuinely just don't like Jeri Taylor's 80s feminism schtick. Now, this isn't to say Crusher doesn't have some kino episodes. She does. But she also has some stinkers.
>>223558569>kira wasn't a sex symbolLiterally red catsuit high heels
>>223558590I think S1 DS9 Kira is extremely fucking butch. Anyway, she definitely was not designed to be a sex bomb like Seven of Nine. She was a stand-in for Ensign Ro. Troi is definitely more of a "sex symbol" character and I think most of her episodes are trash.
>>223558579>A haunted radioactive wasteland populated by shrieking mutantsAlso the discord wars is like /trek/'s version of the eugenics wars, I love it.
>>223558277A Ken Burns documentary starting with simpler times, Jimmy two times, and early mspaint edits. Tribes start to form, crude alliances form over which show is the best.Tripfags appear. A cosplayer at first, then more. Deviantart fetishists, roleplayers, a humble mini painter.Then the discord wars would be mentioned. This was before covid so it was pure autismsos who live and breathe trek choosing to shed anonymity and have instant contact with each other. It went as well as we should have expected.But then an extinction level event that makes the obliteration of the dinosaurs look like a fart after taco bell hit us: Nutrek. It was so awful it mindbroke people who'd adopted Trek as part of their lives for decades decided that sometimes it was time for all good things to end, sometimes all things should end.Now we're here. A haunted radioactive wasteland populated by shrieking mutants loping across the craters and ruins of a civilization so great that it almost cupped the tits of becoming a board.
>>223558536You don't have to watch it, you could just search the lines on those script websites. But they 100% are all real. A large part of it is from a single monologue even.
>>223558622>>223558590It's not a point to debate. It's a simple fact. Don't reply to me loser.
>>223558629You clearly were not here in the beginning because the tripfags existed before the thread. ClingingMars and a couple of /trek/'s first posters came first, then the thread was made into a general.
>>223558638Take it easy man, it's really not that important.
>>223558654Yeah. BF, VF and a few other trip/namefags were here during Jimmy two times era.
>>223558654Please don't make me pull up the old 'rank the regulars' pasta, it's like looking at photos of old war buddies.
>duuuhhhh
>>223558805Rom is a great characterBut he's much better as a cultural outlier and someone who swims against the streamPutting him in charge of the whole Ferengi Alliance is 100% a "late season Robert Hewitt Wolfe left the show so now I have no tard wrangler" blue goatee move
>>223558842>Rom is a great character
>>223557083
alright guys, watching VOY S7 E16: "Workforce Part 1" while eating a vegan mushroom burger with mustard.
who is going to tell the Bajorans that Hasperat is just chicken wrap?
>>223559726>1 of 6
>>223559726
Was he right?
-seltzer water sip-
>>223559834I didn't realize LD had cursing.Yeah, I'm NEVER watching that shit. and people say the guy "gets Star trek" who made it huh
>>223552301your neck should have a twist
>>223560249Where is this hostility coming from?
>>223560249Aggressive. Adversarial.
>>223560249settle down
>we have a baby universe attached to our runaboutlol ds9 is such shit
>>223559939He's just another fandom retard. If you watch youtubers you're a moron.
all these 'sodes where people claim to love eachother but then separate. Lol, just make it work.
>>223560834but their CAREER
Finally VOY E19: "Q2" , this is going to be good. IT's a Q Episode. That means it will be good.
>>223560859yep lol it is most of the time about their career.
Fucking Bros! How much did we love this 4th season of Star Trek: SNW! What a fucking win this season was! We fucking won from here!
>You are nothing but a fucking flesh golem
Just saw this in an old PC Gamer UK magazine, hip Trek accessories for your computer!
Q's Son is a great character.
I really hate when Q's get forced to be Human. I hate it so much.
Ah he got his powers back. NICE.
Q for /trek/I haven't watched Discovery or Strange New Worlds. Should I watch them in order of broadcast date? Are they both worth watching?I gave up in general after Voyager, except for the films.
>>223561866Don't even bother they'll just make you mad
>>223560162>No cursing in my Star Trek!>>223561088>Q and Icheb call each other nicknames because they're ebbin' teenagers
>>223545918Came here to post this.
The Q and the Grey and Q2 exist so that people would stop saying Q is gay and wants to pound Picards bald bussy.
>>223562040No you didn't
>>223562150Calm down Beam me up Scotty
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>223562028Cursing falls under the line of dated slang which goes against a core Roddenberry rules, one of the actually good ones, which is that slang dates the show, and that the language of Star Trek should be written as a period piece but for the future, rather than having everyone talk like they do in modern day.Having Spock and Kirk say "groovy" and "far-out" would've completely neutered Trek. Having characters in NuTrek say "fucking" every other word and talking about cocks and buttholes is antithetical to this philosophy and is one of the reasons it jarringly does not feel like Star Trek.
>>223555358>It would be illogical for her to say no. Because of the implication.
>>223561866STD is complete trash, and SNW doesn't care about the fact that it's a prequel so they have shit happen that completely contradicts events of TOS playing out the way they would in between every other episode being a gimmick episode.Neither is WORTH watching, but you should actively avoid STD. If you decide to watch SNW, onsider yourself warned.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>223563162Not at the same time, that'd be weird.
watched porno on the holodeck #trekhumour
Quark stole holo-records of all the staff members and put them for sale on the FerengiNet.Who gets downloaded the most?
>>223556696I have a Voyager episode queued up to work on too
>>223562245>Having Spock and Kirk say "groovy" and "far-out" would've completely neutered Trek. I've got news for you, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pNQYHvhnms&t=19s
>>223565014It is employing contemporary music yeah, but not contemporary slang. The closest you could argue is "hey brother" but people have been using that for a bit longer than that genre had existed.
star trek dukat did nothing wrong with dukat
>>223565014Yeah and look how silly that scene is
>>223555941>LT Nog
>>223565014Herberts BTFO
>>223545760The show itself wasn't great, but I liked this scene. Lot of neat details.
i am old enough to remember when star trek was FUN
Who the FUCK is this
>>223566538That's Morn
>>223566470reg would say they should move the game to the holodeck because he has a duel monsters sim but it would be him as yugi and the crew as the supporting cast with riker as kaiba
>>223567117hi vf
>tells you to ponfo mirannwhat would you do in this situation
>>223567196hello /trek/ anon
>>223565014>classic nu-trek faggot defense of pointing at impossibly rare exception which only serves to prove the rule>used as justification for breaking the rule and normalization of something that appears on screen for maybe 1 episode out of 100
>>223567212>HoshiMust have sucked for her to have her job stolen by AI (universal translator)
>>223567212Make oogs-booga noises until she gets scared and runs away.
>>223567232more like House Dik'Havas
When I first watched DS9 I mainly watched the plot-based episodes and ignored holosuite or Quark episodes. But I decided to watch all the Quark episodes from all the seasons and it's the best part of the series. It's like a show within a show slice of life series where Quark is this flawed and funny MC etching out a living for himself despite all the ridiculous plot things happening in the background.
>>223558874First of all, all the Ferengi are awesome. So go be a big nosed jew someplace else.
what the fuck kind of mentally retarded subhuman mongoloid skips episodes on their first watch of a show?
>>223567509>the station keeps changing ownership>Quark remains
>>223567509There needs to be more themed Trek streams. Like one day you could do all the Ferengi episodes, another day could be romance episodes, crossover guest star episodes, etc.
>>223567509People like you should be locked up. Imagine skipping a bunch of episodes like that. Shameful.
>>223567657>jeffrey combs day
>>223567688
>>223567232I don't want to look at this shit
>>223567426and they have an undeserved smugness we should've killed them all
>>223567117AI Slop
Trek champion Brian Thompson finally showed up in my X Files watchthru
Forgive me Janeway for I have sinned against coffee.
What do you want for /trek/smas?
>>223568311what is he on x files, some monster?
>>223568861To be cryogenically frozen for several centuries.
>>223567212They couldn't get prime time Lucy Liu?
>>223568871Shape-shifting alien assassin trying to kill off a colony of alien-human hybrids that have polluted his people's superior alien genepool
>>223568902sounds like a trek plot
>>223568943this show is very similar to Trek in that it makes you feel comfy watching compotent professionals who respect each other doing their jobs
>>223568902>come to Earth>make ayy-human hybrids>get mad about itI still don't get what the aliens were doing in X-Files >>223568958I like the flukeman.
>>223568970Flukeman got away he's still out there putting worms into people. Mulder and Scully botched that one
>>223568970X-Files ayys' plans are even weirder than season 7 Dukat's.
>>223568861To charter a boat for /trek/ regulars and bf can be natalie wood
>>223545654where can you find this sketch?
>>223545654>and for the folks watching at home, Alex Kurtzman is a jew
>>223570157it's ai
>>223568861Cardassian survivors
in this episode just now one of Mulder's slight pervy UFO freak friends just said>Beam me up Scotty!......
star trek sex with malcolm and hayes
Alright we need to speed this up to 2x and get the new going
>>223571016>Mulder's slight pervy UFO freak friendsThe Lone Gunmen, they briefly had their own show in 2000 I think.
>>223571631Yeah they did, and it was the first half was actually watchable.
>>223571346Make it so, cunt.
>>223570789>Cardassian survivorsNot while I'm around.
>>223570183Just half, like Alexander or B'elanna. That's why nuTrek's so shit.
>>223569758What the fuck is this monstrosity from beyond the outer limits
>>223568too expemsive for UPN.
>>223568970Right looks like a harlequin baby.
getting into Star Trek, starting with TNG, when exactly does the writing get good? I thought the two part first episode was alright, but episode 3 was so retarded with the disease that makes everybody drunk or whatever.
winter cuddling and watching Trek with my sweetheart...
Man, that corny hippie song on TOS really triggered you guys.
>>223571899Season 3 is when it gets consistently good.
>>223571926The bravest little hobbit of them all.
This was such a mysterious Scene.Quincy brought Voyager somewhere that showed a house for a bit. Q was all of the sudden enlarged.It seemed like Quincy put Voyager in Q's house. Excellent scene.
>>223571903IN WEST PHILADELPHA BORN AND RAISED
I need a T'Pol bodypillow..
>>223572046i need a trip sexbot
At its best Star Trek looks like this
make new
