Stop gender-bending my characters.
oh but it's okay to racebend them
>>223567451THAT'S DIFFERENT OKAY?! HOPE THIS HELPS
>>223567451LMAO
How come this meme doesn't exist like 20 years ago? I can imagine Draco Malfoid fan arts on Tumblr.
>>223567399let me beat up your pussy
>>223568152the trans population doubled since then
>>223568152>How come this meme doesn't exist like 20 years ago? I can imagine Draco Malfoid fan arts on Tumblr.It's not actually new, it just became popular right now perhaps because the moniker Malfoid is pretty funny.
Why?
>>223567399no
>>223567399Do you think there's a chance she comments on the Malfoid trend? How will she take it, given her opinions on trannies?
>>223567399Why are troons mad at Tranfoid? He/She is what many of them aspire to be.
>>223568152I definitely remember Malfoid existing before - I've seen some people on /aco/ calling the genderbent version Tiamat. But it was never as big as it is now. This is just how memes are.
i don't think this is any big deal you're just in a tiny internet bubble talking to indians and bots
>>223569219Because>Malfoid is attractive to the wrong sort of people (us)>Malfoid is an alternate version of Draco, who was always a woman, not Draco on HRT
>>223569219Because Malfoid is supposed to be an actual girl and not a tranny Draco.It's also envy because recently they made up a "Petra Parker" that's basically Spiderman if he became a tranny and failed to catch on.
>>223569271Baka pottah >:(
>>223569289>being into confident rich blonde girls is low test Are you a whale hunting chubby chaser that crawled out of /fit/?
>>223568152Because Harry Potter is more popular with women than men, so he'd be turned into a woman instead,.for self-insert purposes. Harriot or whatever.Malfoid is a very male-brained thing.
>>223569345He's a troon
>>223569345>confident woman No.
>>223569271>Petra ParkerHasn't Spiderman suffered enough in every universe and work?
>>223568152Gender-bending and tranny porn wasn't as popular.
>>223567399Be a better writer so Malfoid doesn't vastly improve your story
>>223569431Depends on the fandom.
seethe cunt
>>223569219They think Rowling is the second worst person ever right after trump.Didnt you hear about the Hogwarts vidya boycott?Basically rowling disagrees with 0.1% of the tranny propaganda so all the troons lost their minds and since then tried to boycott anything and everything to do with harry potter to emulate some of the chudheuser busch boycott success but failed totally.So they basically gave up harry potter as a political ground and are now furious that normal people are still having fun with it because all the good decent people are pretending like harry potter doesnt exist to punish rowling for wanting a trans genocide.
>you will never have this>even if you have the girl you'll never have the rest>no nights in hogwarts so dark the stars light up the sky>no snowball fights in the streets of hogmeade>no cosy nights in the library as the fire crackles in the back
>>223569541Nigga the only harry potter related thing ive ever consumed is this malfoid fanartbut clearly youre still assmad about your failed boycott
I love this meme.
>>223567399I kind of understand her hate for trannies. Imagine being a woman who has been denied opportunities left and right, whether or not it was actually because of her gender idk but she still percieved it as that. You finally manage to make a really good book after years of trying, somebody finally gives you a chance, the book is so good infact that it spawns a billion dollar media franchise. Life is good, people celebrate and herald you as the most successful and brave woman of all time and you worked hard for that. Then one day in 2015 you turn on the tv, the most brave and successful woman is no longer you, its a man. A man who decided one day to just dress up like a girl and who got showered with praise because of it. Its not horrendous though, its an isolated incident and Bruce Jenner is at least an Olympic athelete. But then, it becomes worse. More men start transitioning, the same men who had been putting down woman in the work place, who had been denying biological women opportunities were now being celebrated for chopping their cocks off and proclaiming>I AM WOMANMust be maddening
>>223569572Mmm, don't think Malfoid would ever genuinely smile like that
>>223567399>heh this'll pwn JK Rowling for sureI don't think she gives a shit
>>223569732The whole point is to make her into someone that smiles like that, even if only that one single time.
>>223569780I prefer the scenario where she retains some of her angst and cunt-ness, as in still calling others mudblood and such but stopping halfway.
>>223569271do 8 episodes of this on netflix and you got yourself a billion dollar spin off
His glasses were broken again.It didn’t matter anymore.It was over.He had won.Harry Potter — the boy who lived, the man who defeated the Dark Lord, the one who avenged her father and stole her heart.For all that power, for all that greatness, he still never learned the spell to mend his own glasses.It was fine.She would always be there to fix them for him.
>>223569732>>223569780It's possible that only repeated impregnation would be enough.
is it just Malfoy or are there genderbent versions of crab and goyle as well?
>>223570113I've seen some pics, but it does make sense for a chick like her to use a couple of simps
>>223569192That's literally a female not a transfreak
>>223567399Don't Hermione and Fleur literally turn into dudes using polyjuice potion
>>223571562Yeah but then Rowling has this really weird paragraph where hermione suggests using the boys bathroom and fleur goes on a 3 page rant about how only evil and stupid people would do that until hermione apologises.
>>223567399They just de-transitioned Draco back into Ethel Hollow.
>>223571562>Don't Hermione and Fleur literally turn into dudes using polyjuice potionPolyjuice Potion technically just clones somebody straight up, the gender switch happens if you're cloning someone of an opposite gender but you're not really after the ability to be another gender so much as being a perfect stand in for someone else. We can assume that with her brilliant rhetoric about trans problems in general that she falls on the side of it not being transsexuality related due to it being magical, temporary and not specifically for taking on a gender of choice.In other words her reasoning for being against transgenders is about as solid as her writing in general.
>>223572974Thank you
Black Snape.
Okay, but HOW does Malfoid actually improve the story? No coom-brained reasons either. Give me some narrative weight.
>>223573667Simple. Think about how the story starts. When Lily sacrifices herself, the narrative doesn't frame it as a transcendent spiritual victory; it frames it as an invocation of "ancient magic" that literally re-routes a curse. Love, in canon, is highly weaponized. It acts as a shield charm in the first book, a painful repellant to possession in the fifth, and a blood-ward that keeps Harry safe at the Dursleys. Because love is treated as a mechanical rule of the universe, it loses the weight that comes from characters making difficult, active choices to forgive, heal, or change.This also extends to the villains, which completely kneecaps the theme of redemption. Voldemort isn't a tragic fallen figure who lost his way; the narrative implies that because he was conceived under a love potion, he is functionally incapable of understanding love. That removes any spiritual dimension from his defeat. There is no battle for his soul, and his death isn't a tragedy—he is just a monster that eventually needs to be put down. Ultimately, Harry wins by being the rightful owner of the weapon (the Elder Wand), not by achieving a higher moral or spiritual victory.The lack of a "higher dimension" is also why the world-building ultimately feels so bureaucratic and cynical by the end. The Ministry of Magic, the banking system, school exams—magic is just a tool to make mundane human life more convenient or to exert power over others, not a bridge to a higher state of being or enlightenment.
>>223573667
>>223573749Here’s another thing too: what does Harry ACTUALLY sacrifice? When you look closely at what Harry actually chooses to sacrifice—rather than what the narrative violently strips away from him—his sacrifices are almost entirely external and material, rather than internal or ideological.Here is what Harry actively chooses to sacrifice in canon:>ultimate powerThis is Harry’s strongest canonical sacrifice. He chooses to drop the Resurrection Stone in the forest and leave it lost, and he chooses to repair his own wand and reject the Elder Wand. He actively sacrifices the temptation of absolute power, which is what separates him from Voldemort and Dumbledore.>comfort and belongingHe actively sacrifices his seventh year at Hogwarts (the only true home he ever had) and breaks up with Ginny to go starve in a tent for months.>his own lifeHe willingly walks into the forest to die to protect the defenders of the castle.But looking at this through the lens of the "spiritual vs. materialist" discussion, notice what Harry never has to sacrifice: his ego, his worldview, or his moral high ground.Because Harry is a traditional, inherently pure-hearted Chosen One, he starts the story morally correct and ends the story morally correct. He never has to experience the agonizing internal sacrifice of realizing his beliefs were wrong. He never has to burn down his own identity. He never has to betray the people who raised him to do the right thing.When Harry sacrifices, it is always the noble sacrifice of a martyr giving up a physical thing (a wand, a safe bed, his body). The narrative bends over backward to ensure his soul remains perfectly pristine. Even when he uses Unforgivable Curses in the final book (casting Crucio on Amycus Carrow or Imperio on the goblin), the narrative immediately excuses it as righteous necessity. He doesn't fracture his soul; he doesn't have to carry the spiritual weight of having been a monster.
>>223573786This, conversely, is why Malfoid works so well.In the original books, Draco’s "redemption" is essentially just him realizing that being a wizard Nazi actually fucking sucks rather than being a fun, elite country club and that it puts his life in danger.He doesn't experience a profound moral awakening; he just wants to survive. When the battle ends, the Malfoys just sit awkwardly in the Great Hall. They don't fight back, they don't actively atone, and they don't sacrifice anything for the right side. They just slink away because they stopped participating at the absolute last, most convenient second. It’s a redemption of self-preservation, not of the soul. It implies that "being good" just means deciding not to say slurs anymore once the war is lost.Malfoid’s AU redemption completely flips this because it requires active, agonizing sacrifice. She doesn't just passively decide prejudice is wrong. Her worldview is violently dismantled through trauma and human connection. She has to actively MAKE the choice of actively pointing her wand at Voldemort and choosing to die for the people she was raised to eradicate. She has to sacrifice her desperate need for her parents' approval, her societal safety, and her belief that she is superior. She has to humiliate herself, admit she was wrong, and willingly cross enemy lines to stand with the people she tormented.Harry sacrifices objects and safety; Malfoid has to sacrifice who she is to become someone better.
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805Holy kino
>>223569192This would have been a way better movie.
>>223568152r34 is one of the oldest rules of the internetKill every cretin in this thread
>>223569208It's pretty unlikely. Despite being insanely overly online on Twitter, JK basically just sticks to political sperging. She basically has next to no interaction with the HP Fandom. The only time she even talks about HP at all is to announce official releases of things. She's really not like other creators that interact with their fans, respond to viral trends, etc. She really is just on Twitter 24/7 to talk about how much trannies suck. She also kind of has an uneasy relationship with her more chuddy supporters. At the end of the day she's still a libtard through and through. She just happens to take issue with some (not even all) aspects of trannydom. So she's never flipped to the right like the Dilbert guy or something. Which basically means she's even more unlikely to comment on Malfoid. Since the name of the trend is literally a slur for women.
>>223573805Another aspect: is Harry bringing Malfoid away from darkness the easy choice? I mean, sure, from our vantage point it's easy because we already decided the outcome, but is it within the setting as the character experiences each moment? Not at all. Hell, if we keep the (suspected) betrayal we even have a moment where Harry feels he was wrong, he was used, he was an idiot. By defining love as the active choice to will Malfoid into good, you turn Harry's arc into a profound, agonizing spiritual trial. To actually pull her out of the darkness, he has to completely sacrifice his own ego and self-preservation.From a purely logical, materialist standpoint, Ron and Hermione are 100% right. She's the enemy, she made her choices, and she gave him every reason to leave her to burn. Choosing to save her means Harry has to willingly look like a naive, used idiot. He has to sit in the dark of the Manor cellar fully believing he got played, and he has to swallow the very real possibility that if he reaches his hand out into the Fiendfyre, she might just pull him down with her.It perfectly mirrors Frodo continually sparing Gollum against Sam's strictly logical advice. Harry isn't saving her because she "earned" it or because it's an easy YA romance beat. He's saving her because extending that radical grace is the only way to actually break the generational cycle of the war. It makes that final struggle in the courtyard actually mean something, because they both had to walk through absolute hell and sacrifice their own pride to stand next to each other. Peak kino.
>>223569711You don't know anything about JK Rowling or why she has the stance that she does on trannies...It's because she's a domestic abuse survivor that had to stay in a women's shelter at one point before Harry Potter when she was broke and being abused. After she got rich she has basically continuously donated to Women's Shelters around the UK because of her past experiences. Then the Tranny thing happened and one of their main grievances was to be allowed into Women's spaces, not just Bathrooms but Women's Shelters as well. Obviously it's regularly come to light that some of these trannies once allowed into women's spaces then go on to assault or abuse women.That's why Rowling took the original stance that she has. Over the years she's been painted as the ultimate transphobe tranny killer 9000 but she literally has said many times before she has no issue with trans people. She just doesn't believe they should be admitted into somewhere like a Women's Shelter full of battered women that have just been beat up by men.The shit you wrote has literally nothing to do with anything about her and her issues with trannies.
>>223573912>>223573805>>223573786>>223573749This btw
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805>>223573912This could’ve been the greatest love story/redemption of our generation. We could’ve had it all.
>>223567399Just Draco ok
>>223569271yeah make a series like this and it's gonna get GOT levels
>>223568152it 100% didI guarantee people have been genderbending draco on tumblr and ao3 for decades
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805>>223573912How will Rowling ever recover?
>>223574070THIS GUY IS STILL POSTING AND MALDING ON /TV/ YEARS LATER HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK YOU GOT NO LIFE HAHAHA
Is this making it into Witch Trainer Silver or not?>7 January 2026nvm it's fucking dead
>>223574123Malfoid is a real girl not a tranny (hence why the troons hate her) so I don't think Rowling would mind. What might bother her is Malfoid being similar to girls like Pansy that bullied her.
I've never ever had gf. It hurts
>>223569192It really does make more sense lol
>>223567451That's because genderbending is a huge difference but race swapping is almost entirely a superficial change
>>223567399Qrd? Is this trannies pwning Rowlings by trooning out one of her characters? Or is it just cumbrains like with the Bowsette cancer?
>>223567399nah
>>223574328gender-bending means rewriting a character as an actual girl, and trannies are seething at this pretty bad
>>223567399the time to say this was 20 years ago when the fujos started writing potter fanfiction. now their cancer has spread here and we're all worse for it.
Chuddies need to stop obsessing with trannies, seriously
>>223569192LOL, Hermione's rule abiding takes on a different angle when Malfoy's a hot chick. Head the library to look up "cockblock - fails" before lunch, Hermione, and get it right before Harry realizes he can nail pretty much any chick in the school.
>bro is still having the same meltdown he has been having for 8+ years>muh mods, muh shills, muh "let me tell other boards", muh pedophilia>not even the 4chan hack did anything lmfaoing at ur life :D
>>223574346Has JKR ever commented on the fem!Harry fanfics? They seemed pretty popular back when I was reading HP stuff. The Girl Who Lived. LOL.
>>223573835>r34 is one of the oldest rules of the internetYou mean R63 since that's the alt gender one. R34 is just porn
>>223574459I think that more than anything he agreed with them and regretted not pairing Harry with Hermione because that would have had more chemistry and friction
>>223574292I have had girlfriends and sex.But not for a long time and it hurts way fucken worse.
>>223574292there's still time bro
>>223570113I found a few but pic related is one of the few good ones. You gotta remember, man or woman, Crab and Goyle are meant to be Malfoys goons and therefor not smart or attractive. Any fanart that makes em hot is missing the point
>>223574459http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3753001.stm>27 May 2004>Rowling backs Potter fan fiction>The spokesman for the Christopher Little literary agency said: "JK Rowling's reaction is that she is very flattered by the fact there is such great interest in her Harry Potter series and that people take the time to write their own stories.>"Her concern would be to make sure that it remains a non-commercial activity to ensure fans are not exploited and it is not being published in the strict sense of traditional print publishing.">He said writers had to ensure that the stories were not obscene and were credited to the author and not to JK Rowling.>He said: "The books may be getting older, but they are still aimed at young children.>"If young children were to stumble on Harry Potter in a an x-rated story, that would be a problem."
>>223574602>not obsceneOoof! ...yeah, ouch! >non-commercial**hold fanfiction chapters hostage behind a paywall**Whoops, how did that get there? haha
>>223574705Yeah I don't see how that stuff is allowed. For public domain stuff, sure - lots of Pride and Prejudice stories on patreon etc but there's no copyright issue for Jane Austen. But JKR? If I was her publisher I'd learn from Disney and figure out to both monetize and shut down authors who are making money on the publisher's copyrights.
We now know how Harry potter would have went if Draco was a girl. But how would it have went if Draco had a Twin Sister?
People wanting this tsundere weeaboo shit is so pathetic when what the films really needed was a Ginny actress that actually grew up into the 10/10 redheaded bombshell stacy she is described as in the books. Like literally she is supposed to be the hottest and most popular girl in Hogwarts, made total sense that they would be attracted to eachother and the childhood friend -> lover trope is the far superior anime trope anywaysI cant really blame the writers though when they realized Hermione was going to be way more attractive, they were basically forced to turn Ginny into a girl-next-door type with offscreen feats. It was just unlucky to be honest. Its too bad the girl that got cast as Ginny ended up turning down the role, you could tell that was going to pay off later on in the series.
>>223574767I dont mind fanfic writers making some bucks via Kofi, or if it was say, a private commissioned fic.Its the stacked chapters locked behind Patron i find scummy, especially when they spam their Patron handle with every post.
>>223574816>and the childhood friend -> lover trope is the far superior anime trope anywaysThat's when they meet when they were 6 anon. If they meet when they were in Secondary School that second year of middle school to high school for the Americans it doesn't count.
>>223574816>childhood friend -> lover It would be kino…if Rowling actually gave a shit to develop her properly before that point and actually give her more interactions with Harry.
>>223574816Pretend being in Harry's shoes;i'd rather have hate-sex with the racist blonde, over the Griffendor-hoe carbon copy of your dead mom.
>>223574870i have a hard time finding it personally scummy because anyone salivating at the mouth at fanfiction to the point of wanting to pay for it probably deserves to be fleeced anyways. like goddamn, how good does that shit have to be? maybe i'm just goddamn ignorant though and there's some incredible stuff in there
>>223569732I bet JK seriously regrets not making Malfoy an actual female that Harry falls for in the end. This would have made the books 100x better lmao.
>>223574816Dude Ginny is a background character in 5 of the 7 books.
>>223567399No. As a deeply racist man, I need the bratty blonde purist to breed with.
>>223573912Deja vu from the other thread I seeAnyway, I don't know if YA literature can ever be as deep and profound as Tolkien's works (Lewis tried and it... Well, let's just agree to disagree on whether it was good). You can certainly put complex themes in it, but I don't think the target audience for HP would have understood (at the time) the meaning of profound self-sacrifice and mercy.Children must first be told stories where monsters are simple and ultimately destroyed. Only later on should they be told the monsters are always lurking in our own selves.
>>223574816Maybe if Rowling didn't forget Ginny existed for books 3 and 4 and had her as anything but DA lieutenant #2 next to Luna and Neville in 5.
>>223574873close enough>>223574932you would rather him end up with Bellatrix Lestrange if Rowling wrote her to be younger than Harry. youre just into freaky shit like that because your brain has melted out of your head from all the rape doujins you consoom
>>223575013Rowling really didn't plan anything out. No stories are completely void of plotholes, but HP is especially plagued. I think Rowling didn't expect book 1 to be such a wild fucking success, and basically had to make up everything after as she wrote.
>>223575086You have to be fucking retarded to believe this is ever the case, actual mongoloid post
>>223567399SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS
>>223575196Off the top of my head: >Time Turners: Introduced for a tidy climax in Prisoner of Azkaban, they created such a massive, world-breaking plot hole (why not use them to stop Voldemort?) that Rowling literally had to have Neville accidentally smash the entire global supply in the Department of Mysteries in Book 5 just to write herself out of the corner.>Thestrals: Harry watches Cedric die, yet does not see the Thestrals pulling the carriages to the Hogwarts Express at the end of Book 4. Rowling later admitted in interviews that she simply didn't want to introduce a dark new concept at the very end of a book, resulting in a glaring continuity error she had to hand-wave by claiming the "trauma hadn't sunk in yet.">The Fidelius Charm: James and Lily die because they entrust their location to Peter Pettigrew instead of Sirius. Yet in Book 7, Arthur Weasley and Bill Weasley act as the Secret Keepers for their OWN respective houses. If you can be your own Secret Keeper, the entire inciting tragedy of the franchise is a contrived plot hole.>Wand Allegiance: The climax of the entire series hinges on the hyper-specific mechanic that disarming an opponent transfers their wand's allegiance. Yet for six books, students disarm each other constantly in the Dueling Club, DA meetings, and standard combat without their wands suddenly refusing to work for them.
>>223575268>Time turnersDon't actually let you *change* anything in the timeline. That's why outside of niche uses (taking two classes at the same time) they're rarely used. You can also only go back a few hours, tops.>>but they did change the time-No, they didn't, because they already had. It's the 12 Monkeys approach to timetravel. >ThestralsGranted, but a minor continuity error.>Wand AllegianceI think that's only the Elder wand, because it's a Cursed Gift (Mythology style): it always leads to the wielder's untimely end.
>>223569271>we've hit 1987 TV anime levels of AI without the need of korean sweatshops >at the same level as the tales of rohan slop
>>223575268>Off the top of my head>greentexting an obvious ChatGPT answerYou are a low IQ mongrel faggot.
>>223573855She’s basically an ultra-feminist who hates men so much she even extends that hate to trannies.
>>223569619kek
>>223575268Didn't Harry technically witness Voldemort murder James/Lily ?
>>223575369>I think that's only the Elder wand, because it's a Cursed Gift (Mythology style): it always leads to the wielder's untimely end.no it works for all wands. Malfoy's wand works better for Harry because he forcible took it from him.
>>223573667>be buffeted by fate, weak in convictions only held because of others, attention seeking, vain, vindictive, emotionally fragile >As a dude: bitchmade faggot >As a girl: princess to save, shrew to tamemen and women are different and you should be tired of pretending they have the same moral ability or agency. take Dumbledore not immediately murking Malfoy and Snape saving his soul by killing Dumbledore in his stead. That is a woman moment. That is two men protecting Malfoy(id) and makes far more sense as a teen girl out of her depth compared to being an unredeemably weak man. JKR is a woman writing men like women, so ironically she wrote all these mean girl moments for malfoy that are not male social or physical bullying. It's made people really, really hate malfoy for decades. Rule63 though and it all clicks into place.
>>223568152As a veteran fapper, the concept of turning Draco into a girl existed on fanfiction sites as far back as 2001. It's not exactly in the realm of trannyism, its got more of a masculine tinge, it's the idea that turning a protagonist's snobby rival into a chick and making him submit to his enemy is kind of hot. Contrast this trend with the recent Petra Parker trend on Twitter which primarily depicted everyone in Peter's life validating his transition into Spiderwoman. There's no such delusions in this art trend. In fact, most of the Malfoid art acts like Draco has always been a woman so it's really just yandere fetishism.
>>223574816>and the childhood friend -> lover trope is the far superior anime trope anywaysYeah, but Ginny doesn't fit that mould. Really Harry ended up fucking his best friend's little sister, and that kinda skeezy. Harry only got with Ginny because Rowling thought him getting with Hermoine would be too cliche (I think she even admitted that she regretted pairing Hermoine with Ron).Harry getting with Malfoid works, not just because of Enemies to Lovers, but because it also helps complete the narrative arc of Gryffindor and Slytherin. Both houses are known for creating some of the most powerful witches and wizards to ever exist, but while Gryffindors all get bathed in love and friendship and tend to become brave heroes, Slytherins get treated as vicious outsiders and shunned constantly even as children. Harry being the poster child for Gryffindor finally breaking the cycle and reaching out and showing a Slytherin love helps bring the entire house out of the darkness they were cast into by the rampant prejudice of wizard society.It would also help weaken Voldermort because he wouldn't have an entire army of recruits waiting to join because everyone else treats them like shit.
>>223575550>JKR is a woman writing men like women, so ironically she wrote all these mean girl moments for malfoy that are not male social or physical bullying. It's made people really, really hate malfoy for decades. Rule63 though and it all clicks into place.Fuck, that makes too much sense. She really is just a mediocre writer who won the lottery, somehow.
>>223569456Every time I see pictures like this it just reminds me of MGQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P29F8lD4Wvg
>>223575608>She really is just a mediocre writer who won the lottery, somehowIt's annoying because she does have good ideas. The Ip wouldn't be worth 35.1 billion if she didn't. If we lived in a reality where she co wrote the series with a dude with worldbuilding experience and a better understanding of romance, it would be Perfect.
>>223574292I did once. It was fucking awful would not recommend 0/10.
>>223575608>somehowMovie producer David Heyman's assistant happened upon the book and loved it and talked Heyman into buying the rights to it, this all they way back in late 97 when the book was barely months old and was on it's way to sell a grand sum of... 500 copies.
>>223569487lmao
>>223575794Frankly I give the first movie production team most of the credit, they really made the setting come alive and frankly that's the only part of Harry Potter worth a damn. The characters, plot, and worldbuilding are mostly crap, but even I can't resist of that allure of "damn it'd be cozy to live in Hogwarts"
>>223575506yes, and like the dementors effecting him so greatly, having a piece of Voldemort's soul grafted on to his own should have meant he could always see them. But only a hekkin retard would think these books weren't planned out anon. >could have had harry freak the fuck out year2 that there are demon horses pulling the carriages/just assume that's normal until someone mentions the self driving carriages in a future year/chapter >could have been a bonding moment with Luna when she exposits that they're because you've witnessed death. >could still have a consequence of cedric being dead if a lot of the school suddenly can see the thestrals because his dead ass flopped out of the portkey
>>223574292i'm just dead inside
>>223574292>>223576544I wish I had a break up to be sad about....
>Is more pro trans than 85% of adults globallyTHAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!
>>223574308>the peaceful orcs in their quaint country homes while the evil hobbits march upon them for war>superficial change
>>223567399They had Hogwarts Legacy on sale on Steam for $10 and I think it's to under sell it to fuck Rowling out of more money!!!FACT!!!
>>223574816Ginny is typical of modern women in that she's a slut. She's going around, snogging all the boys at Hogwarts to the point where Ron feels he has to say something, but he can't because it's true. She isn't playing the field so much as throwing herself out there without a care. A female Draco is at least aristocratic, and therefore much more discerning. So when she lets down her walls and lets Harry in, it means so much more than when the school bicycle finally lets Harry have a turn after being ridden by the whole school.
>>223578034Not to mention a coalburner who Harry marries while he ends up working for the government which is just a sad, grim, bleak, depressing and demoralizing fate!!!FACT!!!
>>223569461>"Vote for the golem pedo who will make Isra- I mean America great again"
>Pop Team Epic>Shokugeki no Soma>Takagi-san>Senko-san>Rei Arisugawa>Toei>Queen's BladeI hope this week is productive for more manga artists to draw Malfoid
>>223574292I've had a couple of short lived ones but it's all a bit ephemeral and pointless if you aren't actually looking to settle down and build a serious life together.I stopped seeking them out because I started to feel it might hurt my ability to connect deeply with a special woman in the future.
don't worry, rowling. it's only brown AGP zoomers
>>223573772I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PASTWE WILL GET A REBOOT WHERE DRACAENA IS THE CANON LOVE INTEREST
>>223578598Same, personally I'm calling it for today with this last Malfoid, cya tomorrow gents
Lucius: Potter, I have been watching you carefully. You possess remarkable potential.Your ambition is even more impressive. I will teach you everything about our house. Our history, traditions, influence...And powerful magic that has been passed down through generations.Harry: You're serious?Lucius: Completely. I believe knowledge should be given to those capable of using it. And you, Potter, are clearly capable.But before we begin...Dracaena.Malfoid: What?Lucius: Please let go of Potter for five minutes.Malfoid: No.Lucius: Five minutes.Malfoid: No.Lucius: Three minutes?Malfoid: No.Lucius: One minute?Malfoid: Absolutely not.Lucius: Dracaena, you have been holding onto him since breakfast.Malfoid: He was cold.Lucius: We are standing next to a fireplace.Malfoid: That doesn't mean anything.Lucius: It means you have been using the fireplace as an excuse for six hours.Malfoid: I have not!Harry: She's been holding my arm this entire time.Malfoid: Because you keep trying to leave!Harry: I was going to the bathroom.Malfoid: You could have told me.Lucius: Potter, I am beginning to understand why you survived Hogwarts.Harry: How?Lucius: Pure confusion.Malfoid: Father, stop talking.Lucius: I haven't even started. Potter, if you join us, I can teach you spells that most wizards never know...Ancient magic, family wards, and perhaps a few secrets the Ministry would rather remain secrets.Harry: That sounds interesting.Malfoid: See? He's staying.Lucius: I was speaking to Potter.Malfoid: And I'm listening.Lucius: Of course you are. Now, Potter...Your first lesson begins tomorrow.Harry: All right.Lucius: Excellent. Dracaena, please let go of him now.Malfoid: No.Lucius: ...I give up.Harry: Can I at least get my arm back?Malfoid: No.Lucius: Welcome to the Malfoy family, Potter.Harry: I haven't joined your family.Lucius: Give it time.Malfoid: Father!Lucius: What? I am merely observing the situation.
>>223578694That's a really weird. Malfoid is just a generic tsundere.
>>223573912>>223573805>>223573786>>223573749REBOOT NOWREBOOT TOMORROWREBOOT FOREVER
>>223578715>>223578701Patience, just let AI do it's thing
>>223578701its never gonna happen honestly. independent media is never successful.but serious question: how do we channel this energy from here?
>>223569271wait this is actually fucking cinema though, 5 minute episodes of this here and there would cure many issues globally
>>223573667If you make Hermione a ravenclaw, ron a huff then you will have a team with a person from every house, like avatar the last airbender and every element represented on the team+At the end you can make something about how Malfoid help Harry to kill Voldermort, thus making he loosing against pure love again instead of wand trick
>>223578725looks like Sharpay from High School Musical
>>223578750>>223578766is this OC or are you reposting from somewhere?
I don't even like Harry Potter. I wasn't allowed to read it or watch the movies growing up because my mom thought it was satanic so I never got attached to the universe. I was ignoring this stuff until a few days ago but something kept drawing me to look more into it and now I can't get enough. I still don't know much about HP except for the random plot points people talk about and I doubt I would ever read or watch it still but I feel compelled to learn more at least tangentially. It's weird how intriguing this whole thing is.
>>223578777Reposted
>>223578750>>223578766salsa?
>>223578766one day i want woman to fear my life is lost but i will become safe and embrace with loving softness
reddit is seething so fucking hard lmao
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805>>223573912>>223573772We can make this happen.......we already have fanfic authors working overtime. Malfoid is inevitable.
>>223578787a de donde?
My family has a book which records family members’s notable achievements since the 18th century; and husbands who marry in are included. Hence, the women in my family can and have asked the man they love:“Would you like me to write your name in my family’s book?”
>223571534Kys poltroon
>>223578802lmao how could something so harmless make someone so angry
>>223574555>Harry and Ron have to become girls in Chamber of SecretsThe genders won’t stop bending!
>>223578802they are mad because turning draco into draconia and setting him as harry's love interest actually improves the story beyond being just a porn baitI still remember getting disappointed with malfoy just joining his parents like his entire arc meant nothingimagine if malfoid just stood by harry, absolute kino
>>223578843Did you link the wrong post? Cause mine was off Prisoner of Azkaban and Harry and Ron were both still dudes
>>223569271Kino
>>223574783I love this artist
>>223578802You are reddit you fucking tourist
>>223578838They're redditors. They derived a significant amount of their morality from Harry Potter directly. You can't romanticize the racist chud Death Eaters.
>>223578843You can bend the genders all you want, however it doesn't change the fact that this meme hails from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>223578908I remember you from 10 years ago. I was sad when you departed and am glad you have returned.
>>223568152It did (see, the Mary Martin/Peter Pan casting of Draco in A Very Potter Musical) but the character was portrayed basically as a gay anime twink purely for comedy; unironically genderswapping Malfoy & playing it completely straight (lol) is politically & aesthetically transgressive (lol) in a way that wasnt even possible or socially comprehensible during the proto-woke Obama 1 years
>>223568152Femdraco posting was literally a thing here over a decade ago.
>>223568152Tumblr is full of women and they don't self-insert as the mean bully archetype.
>>223578802May they seethe, and may they cope.
>>223578793>>223578820https://x.com/gavivilla_blogs
>>223578968 >>223578916What is it about the current year thats made Malfoidposting socially comprehensible & powerful in a way that femdraco crackshipping never was a decade ago?
Malfoid doesn't know she doesn't have what she truly wants yet...
>>223579032We're literally, unironically reaching the point where male attraction needs to be vetted and approved by women for it to be socially acceptable. You WILL only find Zendaya hot, CHUD.
>>223579032Cause the based asian artists who actually know how to draw join in
>>223579032That this time it hit the japs hard and the enemies to lovers archetype, where the girl is the enemy, has been sorely lacking lately.
I wonder how Tom Felton react to this meme
>>223579048This
>>223579050can't forget korea and china. Also thai, indonesia
>>223579064Reminder that Japan saved Tom Felton
>>223578809>We can make this happen4chan made a game once, but that was before troon mods ran the site.
>>223579032More brown "people" flooding social media
>>223579086Don't bully the bully pls
>>223568268>the moniker Malfoid is pretty funnyWhat's funny as shit is that Asian art communities (Japan, Korea, China, Taiwan, SEA, the overwhelming majority of HP fandom) are using the term and making it canon by sheer numbers.Feminists/troons can't do shit about it because they only know one language: seething.
>>223579093Being a weakling as a male: PatheticBeing a weakling as a female: Moe
>>223579094In Japan I think they call her something that can translate to "Femfoy".
>>223578725>sectumsempra'd malfoid >manchurian canidate malfoid the timeline of book 5-7 >>223577889 already is a dark romance novel with the sole change of Dracaena always being a woman.
>>223579011oh, i dont have an accountty tho
>>223579076>sending death threats to an actor because of a fictional character they playWhy the fuck are some people like this?
>>223579118They mostly go very literal with how they call her Malfoy but (TS) transsexual in the most straight way possible
>>223579118>mpost jaw, android
>>223579139Genuine schizos.
>>223579118I've seen one pic that makes a joke about maru meaning circle
>>223579035>all 4 house types representedGen Z yearns for the Zuko redemption arc
>>223579032Hollywood doesn’t make romance movies for guys only women. Also people like the idea of dominant villians/antagonists who are women.
>>223579155There should be an entire department whose sole job is to find the people that make those schizo death threats that aren't actually dangerous, and just go to their house and slap the shit out of them.
>>223579109That's why it's cruel to bully her
>>223574816>what the films really needed was a Ginny actress that actually grew up into the 10/10 redheaded bombshell stacy she is described as in the booksMade impossible by Rowling decreeing the actors had to be British
>>223579185It isn't so much bullying that just eating shit immediately after Malfoid is being a bully heself.
>>223579090Autists on 4chan have more power than you know. Katawa Shoujo is just the tip of the iceberg. I've seen generals orchestrate the mass-popularity of niche things that would otherwise be widely-mocked. I've seen generals bide their time, setting the canon for how tomorrow's cultural upheavals will be discussed. Cross-generational appeal and cross-sex appeal: the wisest, most creative and most passionate Anons on this site can make things happen, for I've seen it before. I see that same spark in Malfoid.
>>223579076So that's why there were so many pictures of him look like a crack addict on the Internet. Draco Malfoy really mindbroke him.
You're not Harry PotterYou're Steven Glansberg from Superbad which is why you're on here simping for AGP tier stuff
>>223567399>troons fume over JK>troons seethe over malfoid>JK comes out and disavows malfoid >troons celebrate JK now for defeating a hatesymbol of bigot chuds>but JK disavowed because she thinks malfoid is trannyslop
>>223567399Death of the author, bitch. I paid no money for any thing but I paid with something more precious: my time. They're my characters to play with BITCH.
Can we pick a board? /v/ or /tv/?
>>223579035this gives a feeling of a trashy modern nip isekai anime where the only mc is male
>>223574816>Like literally she is supposed to be the hottest and most popular girl in HogwartsHarry is very average in most respects other than being cursed. His only other exceptional feat is that he's pretty good at quidditch but even then he's not brilliant. It makes total sense he gets with a girl next door type and lives a normal, happy life.
>>223579118>>223579094All online artists use several tags for their work. The main ones for this are "#Malfoid" and "#ドラコ" (lit. "#Draco").>>223579147>(TS) transsexualExtremely dishonest post because Jap/Kor/Chn representations of genderbender shit are treated as entirely fictional and not actually possible in reality.
>>223579076>JapanThey sure loves to gender bending male characters huh? I wonder who or what made them like this? Ranma ½?
>>223579255That's just the raw translation of what TS is short-form for.
>>223579086Is this from Bkub?
>>223579282YesHere's one from Takagi-san's artist.
>>223579257It's just a bit of fun. Artsy people like to imagine how characters respond in a variety of settings.
nigger dobby
>>223575520>Malfoy's wand works better for Harry because he forcible took it from him.Just like Malfoid herself
>>223579254>It makes total sense he gets with a girl next door type and lives a normal, happy life.No, it makes total sense that he gets with a girl exactly like Malfoid: Harry would be the first person to not have expectations of her. His nature would give her an opportunity to relax, as he'd just treat her like a person instead of giving any weight to her arrogance. Malfoid is PRIMED for an arc of getting comfortable with winding down the cortisol instead of trying to narcissistically/transactionally keep score on everything.
Why are japs so wise?
>>223579321It's a nice idea but this is the addictive thing about anime romance. It's so ideal and perfect and the female archetypes they come up with are so beautiful and lovable that you know they can't really exist.
>>223579354It says>translated from Koreanright there
>>223579354I think I like flat-chested here. It seems more aristocratic. But I agree with the Korean.HOWEVER.I will allow for my mind to be changed... visually, heh.
>>223575012Young adults understand a lot more than you give them credit for. This is the same kind of infantilization that is trying to push for the AOC to be 25. You don't raise good kids by keeping them in the dark as long as possible. Even if they don't grasp every bit of nuance it is still good to expose them to mature ideas and they can grow into understand them at a deeper level as they age.
>>223579364>You kept this smut from us!? Were we ever really friends?jej
>>223579354retard
>>223579364Sem Ting
>>223579392You are ignoring close to a century of gooks fuming at the nips but now Malfoid is bringing them together closer than ever.
>>223579389We can learn a lot from these fellows. I like that he didn't call the guy a retarded nigger for a simple misunderstanding. Many of these Asians have strong noble characters.
>>223575590Harry got with Ginny because it was the closest he could get to marrying Ron during the 90s
>>223579415Which is why, thicc, stupid, tomboy WeRONica is better than Malfoid as the comfort waifu
>>223568262*halved Faggot
>>223579377nta but till a certain age kids brain wont be able to grasp a more nuanced idea at a fundamental level
>>223579321
>>223579427
>>223579427Weronic is for waifuMalfoid is for instant loss anal
>>223579407Honestly I bend the knee at our foreign otakus. They come up with the most clever shit americans and europoors could never think of
>>223579091Dilate
>>223579434I already addressed that, they don't need to understand. I was reading LOTR at 10 years old and lots of it flew over my head. Doesn't mean it didn't change my life in plenty of ways and I was able to appreciate it even more rereading it as I grew up. The concept of dumbing down media instead of making smart media that your consumers can grow into has been a terrible trend.
>>223579450
>>223579403
>>223579475I just feel bad for you and wish we could have our White internet back dude/sp/ letting you people flood into the site during the 2010 cup was easily the worst thing to ever happen
>>223579475wow didn't realize how long i had gone without seeing that. nowadays its all "jeet"
>>223579515kys troonoid
>>223579091Immigrants are annoying but stop relating everything back to the single issue that's bothering you lately>>223579475Trans women are our sisters on this fringe of the surface web
>>223579482you are putting a cart before the horse, forcing a kid too young to even know which direction the sun comes from to understand a difficult idea is meaningless and wasting every body involved time. Kids should learn black and white first then as they grow older they can dab in the grey, ambiguous ideas by using the basics they have observed
>>223579360Nay, women will love it and lower their own cortisol levels in response
>>223576870The purity spiral is a thing to behold. It has wound so tight now I doubt there is a person on earth given enough time that wouldn't be kicked out for one reason or another.
>>223579525It's because they're not really from here and talking about brown people opens up discussion about all of them and not just jeets. >>223579543Like this for example. We had a thread about the latino invasion a few months ago and suddenly a bunch of posts came in about trannies to derail it
>>223575963>could still have a consequence of cedric being dead if a lot of the school suddenly can see the thestrals because his dead ass flopped out of the portkeyBy that logic every muggleborn who's filled up a car with petrol could see themAlong with every Abo wizard
>>223578533It's Br*tish, working for the government bureaucracy is their dream
>make one change>goes from mid to peak
>>223579561>Immigrants are annoying but stop relating everything back to the single issue that's bothering you lately?
>>223578725Oh shit this is why Rowling didn't go for Female Malfoy, she couldn't work out how to do the sectumsempra scene without Harry entering a female bathroom (and instantly becoming worse than Voldemort)
>>223579618>FINALLY I can talk about my issue of the month!!!
>>223578744By bettering ourselves and maybe one day finding someone to share our passions with. Sure we'll probably never find our own Malfoid but that doesn't mean that there aren't still good girls out there if you look hard enough.
>>223578908>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the seriesI know i'm replying to a copypaster but Spielberg's pitch was god awful and JK would have to have been mentally retard to have accepted it.
>>223579514cute.
>>223579634>of the month2 decades*Sorry it's bothering your flavor of the week spam
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805>>223573912>Harry sacrifices objects and safety; Malfoid has to sacrifice who she is to become someone better.This is way too good and the fact that this isn’t in the reality we live in makes me mad beyond comprehension.
>>223578869I think anon is saying if Crabbe and Goyle are also female instead of just being Malfoids beta orbiters, then when Harry and Ron turn into them in CoS then they become women for a bit.
>>223579647fyi that was made by the og bowsette artist lol.
>>223579660Oh yeah, that makes sense. Sorry
/v/ thread 404'd rip
>>223579660>then they become women*gulps*g-go on... i like this, ah~
>>223579678/tv/ it is then from now on!
>>223579665YepDo you think Harrys ever played a Mario game? like he snuck onto Dursleys Nes while he was going out go karting or someshit?
>>223579678the jannies really monitored and waited till it hit 100 to 404ed.
>>223579032One is wholesome and speaks to ancient truths about the male/female dynamic while the other one is just porn.
>>223579561Kill yourself you disgusting faggot
>>223579678Any good new images from it? I didn't even realize.
>>223579048Is that the fucking MANGAKA OF SHOKUGEKI NO SOMA?
>>223579514
>>223579724Dude there's been like 20 threads on /v/ that 404'd. I know cause I've been posting in every single thread since day 1 of this trend
>>223579749>spoilerbased and same
>>223579733>>223578598
I'm yearning.
>>223578890>seethes Lmao
>>223579749I joined up like 3 days ago as the weekend started.But I was basically in every thread I could find until we 404'd today and then we went to /b/ and then I got linked here.
>>223579678The jannies have been working unpaid overtime 404'ing threads on /tv/ and /lit/ too.
>>223579760In a week Toriyama comes back to life just to drop a fanart of malfoid
>>223569271>they made up a "Petra Parker" that's basically Spiderman if he became a tranny and failed to catch on.This shit was so insanely cringe. There's a female Spider-Man already, but they still invented their own disgusting troon version.
>>223579657Unfortunately, that would’ve required to Rowling to make an actually complex and nuanced female character which is…yeah.
/tv/ newfag herewhat are the best HP movies according to you chuds?
>>223579773Whats your account?
>>223579749what is the official day 1? i've been here since oct 2.
>>223579792>female Spider-Man alreadyseriously, could've easily just been a Jessica Drew trend or even Mayday Parker instead of forcing tranny parker
>>223575550Malfoid also brings Snape's arc full circle. Severus is Slytherin head and sees the romance coming from a mile away.He'll see Lily and James repeated with Malfoid and Harry with slight differences. Book 6 and 7 will basically be Snape's feeble attempt to jump over his own shadow and let love conquer all. Rule 63 Malfoy enables levels of kino never seen before.
>>223579778kek I thought no jannies live there cause /lit/ is dead as shit
>>223579799The first one is timelessly comfy.
>>223579076Never knew about this, happy for him it's fucking gay how people treat actors like the parts they play are their actual personality.
>>223579790Bring Takashi back so he can put Malfoid in a Dark Magician Girl outfit
>>223579799first threepersonally the first one is my favorite just for comfy kino
>>223579780This is true.Also getting ethnic minority support makes it a total slam dunk. Who else should be chuddified?
>>223579799The first one.
>>223579778You have to be careful mentioning the jannies, they are soft as charmin
>>223579801Why, you want to dm me pics of your neovagina or something? Go back, faggot
>>223579808Even the name is taken from an alternate universe where Peter has a child called Petra. I forgot whether it's from a comic or a cartoon. It's so fucking creepy all around.
>>223579580>recently liveleaked cedric drops onto ground >everyone in shock or crying >his dad isn't going to see thestrals after cradling his sons corpse because uh... well they may have witnessed death but like they didn't see the exact moment of death so.... It's more like post 90's internet wizards will all see thestrals and the teachers will be very confused and concerned 10 year olds all have seen death because they know what happens when a chinese man holds on to the lathe chuck.
>>223579857You can dm on that site? So you really are a redditorinteresting. whats your account reddit faggot? are you scared or something :)
>>223579844Put them somewhere online so others can continue your work
>check Rowling's account on twitter >It's nothing but tranny hate Look I get it but you're a billionaire author, surely you have better ways to occupy your time.
>>2235797991-3 are cinema, 4 & 5 are golden and 6 is good, 7 and 8 aren't as much focused on the hogwarts life stuff which i preferred more than like, the over arching big bad.
>>223569271Holy fucking based!
>>223579799They're all considered trash by the actual cinema fans here3 is the only one with merit simply because he didn't want to direct it and wasn't a studio yes man like the others
So what are our "canon" events for her?>Harry rejects her as per usual in the first year>Malfoid joins the Slytherin Quidditch team in Year 2 after having a tantrum about how Harry got a state of the art broom from his non-existent parents>She gets punched by Hermione In Year 3>Yule ball and being picked as the rescue target for harry in the year 4 water trial>Tries to rat him out in Year 5>Confrontation in Year 6, Sectumsempra'd, fails to kill Dumbledore>Heart is absolutely nuked to the pits of despair when Harry "dies" but then joins him and defeats Voldy with the power of true love>Births an entire soccer team over many blissful years of marriage
>>223579888her tranny hate is based but I just wish she'd at least fucking acknowledge the malfoid shit. honestly mate, sometimes it feels like she fucking hates her own products. pisses me off, esp with all her rewriting race shit
>>223579588That's right, it's a nightmare. You and your entire smelly brown extended family should stay the fuck away.
>>223578780Pretty much in the same boat as you bud. And I'm sure they're others.
>>223579921>sometimes it feels like she fucking hates her own productsit really does
Dont' mind me. Gonna post some of my favorite malfoid pictures
>>223579919>being picked as the rescue target for harry in the year 4 water trialsnape would orchestrate this"You wouldn't want your....Rival...to expire, would you? Potter?"
Do you think Wizards sometimes fuck the Foid witches with their wands?
>>223579933not to rant more about it but likeshe just seems so fucking adverse to fun, like i do get her tranny hate is valid and shit but she's just turned into a proper bitter old crone >>223579957alr son back to bed you go
>>223579799the series peaked with chamber of secrets
But Malfoy is for Granger!
>>223579403>>223579504A tale as old as time.
>>223573749>>223573786>>223573805epic AI post.
>>223579921>Current work is a crime fiction series written under the male pen name Robert GalbraithGenuinely what the fuck does she mean by this?
>>223579919What an interesting feeling seeing my own posts getting copy-pasted.But to add to this list>Harry gropes Malfoid while chasing the snitch in Year 2>Malfoid still gets wrecked by Buckbeak>Malfoid still gets turned into a ferretSomeone's fanfiction actually makes me wonder if Malfoid joining up the Umbridge inquisition was a tactic to inform Harry on their schedules and patrol routes or something.
>>223579921She never wanted to write beyond the first 3 and maybe even first book. Scholastic banked rolled them all after 1 so she didThe current stuff she writes is what she always wanted to write
>>223579992wtf i love ai now
>>223579580>Along with every Abo wizardQrd?
>>223579996>crime fiction seriesfkn what>>223580018nah I don't believe she never wanted to write any of it, anything past the first 3 i can kinda believe but her world building was enjoyable and she clearly put love into the storyidk where im going with thisi just wish she wasn't as much of a bitter hag, very sad.>crime slop thomy sides, i cant lie
What no Tsundere in forever does to a generation.
>>223579919>the forced forbidden forest trip in 1 where she sees harry actually has balls if steel and not just showing off>the ridiculous amount of envy in 2>the slip when polymorphed harry mentions that potter is the bigger problem for school than dumbledore>the actual concern in 3 when harry falls to the ground >the yule ball date passed as harry just trying to propaganda it as a display of unity between hogwarts houses or some shit>the tiptoeing around umbridge in 5 and getting peak jelly when she's excluded from his secret club>the sheer clusterfuck of a 6 culminating with dumbledore asking her in the climax if harry knows>her not giving away his identity in malfoy manor>her standing by his side in the final battlemost of the pieces are already there in canon
>>223580059>fkn whathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormoran_Strike
>>223579780I definitely agree with the delight of pissing off the wokies. Malfoid is great in her own right (snobby smoking hot blonde tsdunere who wants your/Harry's dick, I'm down), but that extra spiteful spice really punches it up. We should chud code more woke-beloved franchises. Let's take Big Mouth and re-animate it in a gorgeous artstyle, let's take Glee and make all the characters school shooters, You guys remember that smutty fucked up web-comic with the Nazi chick who keeps a Jew girl as a pet and then they become lovers? That, more of that.
>>223579957>>223579968There's at least one fic where Fleur is on the receiving end of this via instant loss, I swear
>>223580040You can tell AI to write whatever fanfiction you want. If you're using Grok you can even have it be NSFW. You're just going to have to be okay with absolute slop writing.
>>223580093she's so smarmy nowadays i hate it.>te-he guys it's NOT a blunt te-he guyslike, old lady, put the damn pen on the paper and write my romance slop for harry potter universe so i can yearn
