Guns & Graboids editionPrevious >>223572134
>>223581415is that a famas
>>223581415Please use live seafood to assault my balls and ass cheeks. GEORGE FLOYD RIP.
>>223581415Based Burt ready for the end of days.
Make way for your October VOD releases>Oct 02 - Infirmary (already out)>Oct 06 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, Colony, Last Chance Motel, new Insidious, Onslaught, Fall 2>Oct 09 - V/H/S/MIXTAPE, R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead 2>Oct 13 - Don't Move, Hope, Deathgasm 2>Oct 16 - Hallowarrior>Oct 20 - Slayground (maybe? that's when the countdown on the website ends?)>Oct 23 - The Cycle>Oct 27 - Never After Dark (hype levels: rising)>Oct 31 - Hunting Matthew Nichols (ff on shudder)
>>223581429Close, it's an HK91
And your October theatrical releases:>Oct 07 - Vampire Carnival>Oct 09 - Other Mommy>Oct 16 - Whalefall, Crawlers>Oct 23 - Clayface>Oct 28 - Breeder>Oct 30 - Stiletto
>>223581429Retard
>>223581453>>223581463Kino pixI don't know how many of those movies I'll see, though. Probably the new V/H/S at least. I'll wait to see what you guys say about the others before I seek them out
Just finished. 100<100 #006.It's from the director of The Machine Girl and Zombie Ass and it's... a gender-swapped version of Hausu?! A boy band gets invited to a mysterious inn run by a pair of sexy sisters who want to turn them into mannequins and drink their tears. It has no budget so there isn't much in the way of Hausu style visual craziness, but it's way more competent than it has a right to be and demonstrates how important good direction is. Apparently edited together from a TV series. One of the sisters is the busty one from the live-action Prison School series and she's probably the only reason to watch.
>>223581505they're really explicit about the Hausu parallels.
Two on the ticket for tonight!The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) dir. André Øvredal
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>>223581523
>>223581529
>>223581530agreed
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>>223581548apparently parodying Hausu must be something people do over there, because I watched this one about five years ago.
Retarded kino. The best thing Wan has done since Saw.Reminded me a lot of Basketcase, along with other movies like The Suckling and Evil Dead TrapFor at least part of it, I kept thinking how much better it would be as a 70s giallo, shot on that older film stock with camera angles I could picture as I watched it, but it does come into its own aesthetically by the end. The jail/police station scene is great.
>>223581662>Retarded kinoperfect description. I really loved the scene where she runs up the stairs around her house and it's shot from above like a dollhouse.
>>223581434It's okay, Anon. I'm drunk too.Happy 'Tober
>>223581434hey, I remember you
>>223581796man's gotta have hobbies
>>223581535you havent been a teenager for 18 years
>>223581463What's Breeder about?
>>223581927>An eccentric poodle breeder lures a broke college student to her remote ranch with a promise of research funding.
I was nervous about finding stuff to watch on the fly but it's been coming together very well for me. I hope you guys have been enjoying lots of kinos too.
>>223582059Isn't that the plapper bedroom?
Still available so I'll keep reposting for those that missed itTrick Or Treat With Reed Richmondhttps://gofile.io/d/RR9b5RgL
>>223582080lmao
>>223582094You've done well, Anon
>>223582140Might throw WNUF Halloween Special up too after I get done with my movie watching, so in ~4 hours.
Flesh Eater was October kino, this really put me in the mood. It's basically the American version of Burial Ground, total plotless zombie trash. My only criticism is the two lovers getting shot near the end was cliche.
>>223582080stereotypes don't just materialize out of thin air, fat bitches love shit like that for some reason.
>>223582177>Flesh Eater was October kino, this really put me in the mood. It's basically the American version of Burial Ground, total plotless zombie trash. Sounds like I've got another double feature sorted. Thanks, Anon
>>223582080>the plapper bedroomyou're not quite on the "i recognise that bulge" level, but you're well on your way
>>223582218Just classic vibes>>>/wsg/6246949
yesterday's spooktober movies:>Anything for Jacksonsolid 7/10, I really liked all of the performances and the setting, nothing any of the characters did throughout felt forced or unnatural.>We bury the dead7/10, I really wish they had lingered more with the original setting of just .. you know, burying the dead, but the rest of the movie is still good. The fucking tooth grinding noises from the zombies got to me immensely, fuck fuck fuck that. I liked watching Daisy again. Her character was off to a bad start, but eventually kinda grew on me throughout. today's first movie:the bay (2012)
just finished the legend of sleepy hollow (1980), following whichever anon posted about it a couple threads ago. it was fun, it’d been a long while since I had watched something that is legitimately stuck at VHS quality but it has a certain charm. the acting, writing, set pieces were pretty much a theater play. it was overall a nice day 4 pick for spooktober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD1AdNmD2DsThoughts?
>>223582349I think it's gonna be just ok, but as the image suggest I have heard it has great practical effects
>>223581518The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) dir. André ØvredalExcellent and unexpected in many ways. Beautifully shot, tense throughout. strong first act, very strong second act, somewhat weak third act. with a very well handled ending.Witchcraft has long been the strongest metaphor for the danger of sexuality. And the hunt and destruction of witches is therefore a perfect metaphor for the effect that the patriarchy has on both men and women. This film is no exception yet it is subtle and nuanced. our main character is a man who is in a budding romance and must balance that with the obligations he has with his father after the death of his mother. The generational passing down of a business results in the generational passing down of tragedy, because his need to help his father succeed in life as a widower is indeed the killing blow, so to speak, of his relationship. Further struggled by the charm and effortlessness that his father has and the weakness and fear he must live with. Jane Doe is a beautiful specimen and the perfect catalyst the the destruction of the relationships on display, with the external appearance of the body practically immaculate, yet with some subtle hints something is wrong. only after looking deeper and deeper do you realize there is some ritualistic protection from danger, or perhaps metaphorically an emotional shield as a trauma response, lying quite literally just beneath the skin. Placed there by the people who were trying to prevent the danger in the first place. our parents teach us how to love, and their failures invisibly embed themselves in our relationshipsDefinitely worth a watch if you like occult style horror.
>>223582399Did you think Jane was priddy, Anon?
I'm doing 31 movies from 31 different countries. Recommend me some international kinos.
>>223582432yea
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>>223582439one in the middle is called Blood Lines
>>223582439The rare Finnish kino
>>223582439off the top of my head>Mr. Vampire (HK)>Shutter (Thailand)>Angst (Austria)>Dead Snow (Norwegian)>Incantation (Taiwanese)>Caveat (Ireland)>Inside (France)>Man Bites Dog (Belgium)
>>223582439Nosferatu (NOT the 2024 one, 1922 or 1979 - Germany)
>>223582570If he isn't supposed to watch the 2024, 1920 or 1979 one which one should he watch?
>>223582588>>223582570Oh boy.2024 - NO1922 - YES1979 - YES
Tonights movie
>>223582623kino
Just finished. 100<100 #007Some anon was going on and on about how this was the worst movie he'd ever seen and was worse than anything I'd seen too, and I knew that was bullshit so I needed to see it for myself.Yeah, it's not that bad. In fact, I was kind of impressed because it turns out it was written, shot, and directed by a 17 year old, and yeah it sucks, but it at least makes some sense and feels like it's mostly what he intended it to be.Which is, it really wants to be Euphoria but with a demon in the background. Technically I suppose this is horror, but 95% of it is crazy heightened teen drama, with people getting cancelled, pedophile teachers, sugar daddies, gay hookups, teen drug and alcohol use, sex tapes, sex traffickers, suicide, etc etc etc. Struck me as genuinely modern in that it was made by and stars actual teens and was shot on an iphone. As a matter of fact, this is this kid's second feature and he's not even 20, I think if he keeps it up at this level of coherence and self-assurance he'll be a name.
>>223582623>Look out, professor! Look out!Kek
>>223582664lmaoit is super mega dramatic
>>223582672it made a real impression on that another anon, lol. I'll get to Crispy too eventually.
>>223582439Witching & Bitching (Spain)
>>223582680>near mortally wounded by a shitty filmwe all know that feeling
>>223582680>Baby Invasion>100% pure Gen Alpha brainrotIt was directed by a 50 year old
>>223582439The Wind
>>223582891>I don't like it>I like it
>>223582329the bay gets a proper 6/10, I think it was well made all things considered. also correction, We Bury The Dead gets a 8/10, not 7/10. next on the chopping block, I'm watching The Night Eats The World! I've really been looking forward to another proper zombie movie, lets hope that this is it.
>>223583099eesh, I hated We Bury the Dead
>>223583099some people really rate The Bay. It's one I might have to rewatch.
>>223583111What did you not like about it? (I wasn't a big fan of the "zombies retaining some humanity" thing, beyond that one digger) >>223583125I could see people thinking it was poorly acted or something, but it didn't feel that way to me. I was actually positively surprised by how well the backstory was developed.
>>223583125The Bay is whatever/10 for me but I'll watch anything with this slamangel in it, whatever her weight at the time is>>223583125I guess that it was so self-serious and dull, I thought the zombie chattering was lame, Daisy was fine but I don't think there's a movie that exists she can carry, the ending was eyeroll inducing
>>223582439Kill list (uk)
>>223583167the zombie chattering was one of the creepiest or eeriest parts of the movie to me, but then again I am really creeped out by damage to teeth et.c.i agree about the ending being retarded. the twist that her relationship was falling apart, and especially when she finds her husband was great though and elevated the movie a bit. I was just expecting a bland "she finds him but has to come to terms with that he's now one of the zombies and agressive and she has to put him down aww nooo". Really disliked the baby part as some kind of "there's still hope xDD life le finds a way" ..... you know what, no, the movie gets a 7/10, I retract my 8/10.
I feel dumb for even hoping this wasn't going to be trash.>>223583111Same. Complete fucking nonsense. Villainizes a guy for trying desperately to keep his baby alive, only for the mc to kill him and then later steal his baby lol.
Hey Sandy (Ai, ai, ai, ai)
>>223583306from what I understood the guy thought his wife and child were dead, and presumably through psychosis wanted to impregnate the mc who he forced to dress in his dead wife's attire and jewelry. I guess I could have missed something. in any case, the ending was dumb.
Movies from the 2000s still "feel" so recent, even though they’re 25 years oldBut every decade before had such a different vibe between them, 70s horror and 80s horror are like night and day
>>223583451it's all technology. a) obviously the look of movies changed as tech did decade by decade b) tech enabled fad culture to become a thing, allowing exploitation film to become a thing and playing a part in each decade developing its own identity.
anyone else get memed into watching this because so many people, including stanley kubrick, called it the scariest movie of all time? it was good but not scary in the least.
>>223583510lol'ing at ur life
>>223583354Tbh it's been a long time since I saw it, but I assumed he had been keeping his pregnant wife alive (despite her zombie status) in the hopes that the baby would be ok. I thought he was just dressing her up because he missed his wife and was driven mad with loneliness, which is a but nuts but it's not like he tried to rape her or anything. In fact, he made no violent or aggressive action towards her at all, from what I remember, and she just randomly attacks him which leads to his death. Felt weird and uncalled for, especially considering she takes his baby at the end to raise as her own. Like what.
>>223583672>it's not like he tried to rape heranon, I'd recommend rewatching the scene kek, he forced her to dance with him, and basically held her against him and sniffed her neck (his wife's perfume), and once she said they had danced for 1 song and wanted to stop he came at her, at which point she bashed his head once and tried to escape.
>Dysfunctional Family kinoThe BabySpider BabyParentsTCMFrightmare Dogtooth
Are any Jean Rollin or Jess Franco films actually entertaining? The ones I watched were a bit too boring.
>>223581415baka
>>223583804I’ve only seen The Grapes of Death and Bloody Moon, but I enjoyed bothGrapes especially felt like a half-awake nightmare, it had such a strange atmosphere
>>223583710>he came at hera.k.a. he forcefully shoved his penis inside of her, yeah ok, I forgot that part
>>223582664>>223582672>>223582680ATT and Crispy are the worst movies I have ever seen and that's an accomplishment given the sheer amount of ungodly shit I have seen.>>223582778That doesn't really matter. Watch it, it's pure brainrot. You know the webm of that kid that's doing 3 different things on 3 different devices at the same time? Yeah, it's made for people like that. It's just a sensory overload with zero substance or purpose.
>>223583970Ok I might give a shot at the Grapes, thanks
>>2235825702024 is good you're just a dumb incel pseud
Another 3 movies for the autism sheet>BuzzkillThis is dumb and will put off most of you, but it's enjoyable and had a few good laughs. I'm not saying I recommend this because most won't like it, but if you're open-minded, give it a chance.>RatterA good FF stalker movie with eye candy for everyone? Really, if you're a footfag, this has enough scenes for you. Really recommend this and there's enough red herrings to keep you guessing who the stalker is.>Untitled Horror MovieBelow average FF movie about actors making a movie of their own who accidentally summon a demon. Did nothing for me and found it mostly boring with unlikable characters. I'd say skip it, but someone might find it good.
>>223584328You didn't follow the thread. It's not about that. It's not about that at all. Anon wanted to watch 31 international movies. Nosferatu 1922 is German, Nosferatu 2024 is not.
WNUF Halloween Specialhttps://gofile.io/d/92GYljrb
>>223581453Appreciate you spooky-frenCan't wait for that V/H/S
This was really good. Best Silent Hill movie by far.
>>223581463Thank you for the painting based anon
Bunker (2022)Feels so much like an elaboration on Deathwatch I was surprised to find they're apparently unconnected. It has a lot in common with that but puts a little different spin on it. Main is brown so it's slightly woke but fits with the times and if anything they underplayed it. They could've had the officer calling him a wog to his face and it would've worked perfectly.Soap opera effect didn't do the cinematography any favors but it evened out as the film progressed.All in all fairly middle of the road. maybe better than average but certainly it was way better than Dragn, the shitty scifi tier drone horror I watched before that.
The Wourdalak is an unusually faithful (and therefore good) adaptation of one of the best vampire stories of all time, tho the director, being this European art movie type, of course had to fuck one thing up, being that the head vampire is represented by a kids' puppet theater puppet. Tho I'll take that over the three botched Salem's Lot adaptations that were all almost complete failures (the first one had Spielberg directing so it's not awful, but it's still truncated almost beyond recognition and they replaced the novel's Dracula with a mute Nosferatu for some reason).
>>223584561Silent Hill was a bad idea all along. Muh Le Jap Lynch! Muh Pyramidhead! None of that is scary.
>Insidious.Out.Of.The.Further.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Insidious.Out.Of.The.Further.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Insidious.Out.Of.The.Further.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGoby this point I’m only watching this for completion's sake
>>223581662I say it year after year, this movie is a great litmus test. If people hate this movie, they hate fun.
>>223581927>>223581938>nooooooooooo don't force me to have unprotected creampie sex with your 6 hot blonde daughters i'm going insane aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnu-male horror is so weird lol
Just finished >The Night Eats The WorldA solid 7/10, the story felt a bit boring (of course lol) at times, but I still really liked the idea of zombies that make no verbal sounds a lot. >>223584611I liked the Vourdalak a lot, it's so atmospheric, literally feels like a fairy tale playing out before your eyes
>>223584681what if they put a dildo up ur ass
But this.. this was porn.
>>223582177I love that kind of makeup for zombies ever since I first played the flash games The Last Stand (and TLS 2) https://youtu.be/O2DjMNooXw0?si=5DNHOF4A4YBoi1kE
>>223584741what if you weren't such an enormous faggot?
>>223584741>sex with hot blonde daughters>immediately thinks about gay shitExtremely gay degenerate or just Indian? They're the same thing.
>>223582439Who Can Kill a Child? (1976 Spain)Suddenly in the Dark (1981 Korea)Hiruko the Goblin (1991 Japan)
>>223584744>An unrated X-rated version was also released under the title Sexy Nature. It includes 25 more minutes of footage than the original film, including director Jesus Franco's longtime companion and wife Lina Romay, who was an unabashed exhibitionist, having hardcore sex in front of her husband and the male crew.a literal "Are you sure? Yes" moment
>>223584383Buzzkill would've been one of my 100<100 if it did have less than 100 watches, Tubi has been recommending it to me relentlessly
>>223584942classic Lina
>>223584942>Franco being a cuck is newsJess shot Lina doing hardcore in a dozen movies, at least.
Watched the Mookie And Pookie episode of Tales From The Darkside. Takes on a sinister new layer if you think it's just an AI pretending to be the dead brother
For me? it's Lina Romay's hairy bagina
>>223585159What the fuck, I just watched this tonight. Great movie
>>223585152need proof
4chan working like shit for 2 days alrady for me, spooky :(
>>223585222>>223585152
>>223582439War Witch (Canada, filmed in the Congo)I Am Not a Witch (Zambia)Saloum (Senegal)Thank me later
>>223581662>>223582399Great moviesGood taste, bros
>>223581938I'm looking forward to this one but I'm still waiting on a way to watch Fuck My Son!
>>223582399For anyone who reads this post, I promise you the movie is not faggy garbage like this tranny is making it seem.
>>223585464works on my machine
today I will watch Sakebi (2006) and Cure (1997)
>>223585733>Godzilla isn't a metaphor for anything, libtard!
>>223578061>None of them have her adorable eyes and noseVery true.>>223579779>This is where the witch committed suicideI love how goofy the first Conjuring gets and rewatching it made me wish possessed Lili Taylor was in it longer. Horror films dealing with possession/exorcism always play better on the big screen.
>>223585803>cool movie about witch corpse haunting a morgue>erm, actually this about generational trauma and how the patriarchy is evil!this is embarrassing. stop
>>223582691
>>223585939I'm not the anon who wrote that review.>erm, actually this about generational trauma and how the patriarchy is evil!Correct. You're so close to getting it.
horror movies are political. Giallo happend because communist terrorism in Italy.
>>223586022>oh bless your heart sweetie, you're so close to getting it!>"it" is just some made up tranny head-canonwhy do you people always do this. for everything.
>>223585733im the anon that wrote the review. im sorry you thought my wordsimplied the movie was "faggy garbage" and that i have "tranny" ideas. the metaphors are indeed subtle, and you dont need to see them to enjoy the autopsy of jane doe. theres plenty to enjoy if you like staring at the screen with your brain turned off. there is textual evidence for what i said, but im sure you would rather i fantasized it.
I once saw a guy try this with a condom
Holy kino
i need more reverse-abduction ayykino in my life bros, but seems like a mostly unexplored niche subgenre
>>223586381>reverse-abductionso, they let you go?
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>The Driller Killer (1979)>Ravenous (1999)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Manhunter (1986)>Bad Moon (1996)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Hausu (1977)>Subspecies series (1991-2023)>Pieces (1982)>Evil Ed (1995)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Society (1988)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Tales From the Crypt TV series (1989 - 1996)>Alucarda (1977)>Gozu (2003)>Dolls (1986)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)>Head of the Family (1996)
>>223586398no, you abduct the the ayys...
>>223586083This has nothing to do with trans people.>24/7/365
I vaguely remember this intro but I’m not sure I ever watched an episodeMight've been too spooky for young me
>>223586420if we can successfully capture the ayys whats the horror then?
>>223581415Alright, I've watched Backrooms and Widow's Bay so far. Nosferatu is DLed and waiting for me to get back home. Gimme more stuff for October, newer stuff mostly, assume I've been under a rock for a sec.
>>223586647What did you think of backrooms? I just watched it last night. If you end up liking Nosferatu's setting I'd recommend Ugly Stepsister
>>223586633They're not trapped in there with you... You're trapped in there with them!
>>223586698I enjoyed it. Did it blow my mind? No. But I enjoyed it. And thanks, it goes into the list
>>223586632>tfw still got the full series downloaded on a SSD from a decade ago somewherethis was a good show, definitely should rewatch it sometime soon, thx for reminding me anon
>>223584642this franchise had such a promising start with 1 and 2
>>223586632I remember Alyssa Milano's tits.
>>223583510The murderer's motivations are terrifying. The scenes where he's practicing his methods are especially good. The "good guy" is a pathetic cuck bitch though. Very European.
>>223586784who doesn't
>>223586354>sniffs
>>223586786I agree it's very well done and quite unique in that regard, I just failed to find it scary. Maybe I'm just a sociopath.
>>223586786Exposes pretty well how a sociopath/psychopath person actually behaves
After watching this and Lair of The White Worm I am hyped for The Devils, Ken Russell was a complete mad man.The monkey man stuff was kind of silly but this movie was really cool and disturbing otherwise. I liked its message of finding love and peace in a world with no ultimate truth or meaning.
>>223582439Hatching (2022)It's Finnish
>friend see 20+ new releases a year at the theater>he's a hollywood pleb that can't into kinoman, I just don't see the point going to this alone having seen it before but it's tempting. have tried before on these repertories and end up wondering why did I pay $13 to silently sit in a room then go right back home.
>>223586905The Devils is best Ken Russel film by far, hope you enjoy it, cause Altered States is his closest 2nd best film for me
I love this movie
>there's a new Trick 'r Treat anthology serieshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt47778404/reference/uh?
Can't decide what I want to watch later. I hate working nights. Watching horror during the day feels uncomfy. I miss being a neet.
>>223587189Just a bunch of different animations it seems
>>223587143I don't. In fact, you can't even hate it because it was that much of forgettable
>>223587291the soundtrack was great
>>223587189It's just a bunch of officially-sanctioned youtuber fanfilms (if you can even call them that what with them being a minute long).
>Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, and Creature From The Black Lagoon are all on prime video this monthThese are the only major Universal monster movies I haven't seenTime to get comfy
>>223586978The idea of watching something in a dedicated, high quality kino room doesn't entice you? I love catching old movies playing at the theater
>>223581415Geez why so low /hor/. Have a bump.
>>223587730It's the middle of the day
If you're an absolute /hor/ Chad it's>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDRIf you're retarded and hate DV & HDR it's>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-BYNDRIf you're a poor 3rd worlder it's>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.1080p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.1080p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Insidious.Out.of.the.Further.2026.1080p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
Watched The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)This was very good. A different take on the Carmilla vanpire story. The women are hot af in this, Susan, Carmilla but especially Carol. Don't know why I've never heard of this. Any fans of the Carmilla story should give it a watch.
For me it's Ginger Snaps
Guess tomorrow morning I'll try to watch>1013 Briar Lane>Dead Of Night>Let's Scare Julie
We're all watching Other Mommy right?
>Strange.Junji.Itos.Tales.for.Sleepless.Nights.S01E01.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITHFirst episode is out with subsI haven’t watched it yet so don't blame me if it turns out to be garbage
>Watching Haunting of Hill House>It's meh/10>Get to the suicide episode>It puts me in a super bad moodshould I keep going? should i try his other shows?
i liked it, but it felt a bit unfocused with all the time travel shenanigans
>>223587892not /hor/
>>223587929How
>>223587892>Haunting of Hill HouseIts made for chicks
>>223587934the place isn't even haunted
>>223587934Not him, but it feels more like a drama than a horror series. Its like a shitty NBC drama show about life struggles with a few ghosts thrown in.
>>223587892no, but you might want to watch Oculus
>>223587882I will keep repeating that I still don't understand why people jerk him off so much. His shit was weird for the sake of being weird and that's it. I'll never get it when there's plenty of other horror manga that are better, but never got even remotely popular.
>>223588003He makes cool high concept stories.
perhaps the real haunting was the family trauma we collected along the way
>>223588003>His shit was weird for the sake of being weird.That's what makes his stories great. Something like Hellstar Remina is so good because of how out there it is.
Been watching through the Nightmare on Elm Street series. 1 and 3 are truly great. Going to watch the remake tonight, I don't think I have since it was first released. It better be as horrible as I remember.
>>223588020High concept if you're an edgy 13 year-old, sure.>>223588040Japan has a fuckton of "out there" movies that aren't popular. So why does this one retard get sucked off over all the others?
>>223588081I don't think you know what high concept means.
>>223581662Anyone who cant enjoy this retarded but entertaining movie is the reason why we keep getting mumbleslop "horror"
>>223588109Go ahead and give me the definition, tell me where that definition comes from, and then produce enough examples that all follow that definition to establish it.
>>223588003>horror manga that are bettername 5
>>223588184no
>>2235880613 is technically better, but 4 is my favorite, or it's a close tie. The remake is horrible and you remember correctly.
>>223587882is there even a single Ito adaptation that could be considered good?
>>223588307The Tomie movies were good enough that they made like 20 of them
>>223588220I accept your concession
>>223588217Why? You'll just say they aren't better and dismiss them. You people always do that shit. You need new tricks, that one doesn't work anymore.
>>223588307uzumaki movie
>>223588362you'd better come correct next time or you'll be raped
>>223588307reason why itou adaptations end up bad isn't because the stories aren't good it's because of technical limitations and weird shit going on at the studios
Watch Shiki
>>223587868homunculus movie starring Jessica Chastain, Bryce Dallas Howard and Christina Hendricks when?
>>223588384i was just trying to get good recs : (
>>223588434i'd love for homunculus to be adapted into film
>>223588458I haven't read manga for a while but uhhhhhPTSD RadioPanorama of HellWhen All's Said and Donealso anything else by Shintaro Kago
>>223588003>there's plenty of other horror manga that are betterthere are plenty of movie that are better than your favorite horror movie, but that doesnt mean your favorite horror movie is bad. the existence of other good works does not negate the goodness of another existing work.if you're wondering why ito is more popular than other horror manga it's simply distribution and marketing, the short episodic format (for the most part) which demands very little of the reader, and the high contrast black and white art which scans well on social media.i hope i answered all your questions about junji ito.
>>223588458>hideshi ino>shintaro kago>suehiro maruo>kazuo umezuThe names that popped up at the top of my head. Some are weirder than Ito. None are better though, he really is the goat. Anon is just a contrarian for the sake of it.
>>223588434whew
>>223588505>if you don't agree with me then you're a contrarianEXTREMELY low IQ and childish thinking.
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>everybody else is wrong and I'm the only non-retard
>>223588580why are you quoting me?
>>223584751yeah, and 50 zombies with grey/blue makeup is way better than 4 zombies with heavy sfx.
>>223588633Fuck you
>>223587753finna watch this tonight
>>223588434>>223588497None of these hags are young enough to play the jailbait teenage love interest.
>>223587906Yeah it's somewhere between very clever and a total mess>>223588307Uzumaki, though because the manga hadn't finished it doesn't have a real ending.Tomie and Tomie 2011 are pretty good imo.
>>223588571so that's how he became the Dead Man's Float
>>223588668so just change her to a hag love interest
>>223588662You are picking the /hor/ Chad option, right? Tell me you aren't a poor 3rd worlder.
there's a Fall 2? that bitch is up there again?
>>223588790Some people just never learn
>>223588709it's 4K or nothing
>>223588307I haven’t read the manga, but I thought Long Dream was great
>>223589100It's a pretty short story. And as usual superior, but I agree Long Dream was enjoyable.They extend the story out a bit to make it a full length film, and the changes work well enough.
I finally got around to watching the amateur film project known as "Humanoids from the Deep" (1980). I admit it had a certain trashy charm, and some scenes really made me laugh. Like in the beginning when they blew up that boat - not because the humanoids interfered, but because of the combined incompetence of the crew on board. And what was up with those 6 small burning spots in the water in the harbor during the pandemonium? Was that supposed to kill the entire humanoid population? I'm sure the Humanoids movie contributed to the Troy (Doug) McClure jokes on The Simpsons ("You may remember me from such movies as ...") I had great fun watching this, but quality-wise there's no way I'd give it more than 4/10.
Just rewatched the VVitch. Or rewitched, if thou will.It needs a second watch to understand it better. What a heavy film.
>>223589310I have very high hopes for The VVervvulf
>>223589310She did nothing wrong
>>223586647Alright, Nosferatu's done. I loved the atmosphere and the visuals, though overall it was a bit mid. Still, very enjoyable.Think I'm gonna watch Smile 1/2 next. Need a tv show though, I'm almost done with Widow's Bay (love it)
>>223589310listen to the hilarious directors commentary if you haven't
>>223589310HEAR ME STICK A-FLYIN' THROUGH THE TREES
>>223589574>Need a tv show thoughWatch the SK show Night Has Come. It's good, except for the 2nd half of the last episode, which should piss everyone off.
is there a essential folk horror chart?
>>223589574>Comedy horror>Apple TV originalhow is this not garbage
>>223587753I liked the first half hour or so, but then it just became over the top and silly.
>>223589687The comedy bit is subtle, that's the key part of it, I think
>>223589667here is one
>>223589701I think I've only seen the first 3 movies, but don't remember a single thing about them. One day, when the series is done (or on a long break), I'll marathon them all.
>>223589736It's subtle, but more importantly, it's all character driven, so none of it feels forced.
>>223589747I'm a sucker for supernatural/haunted house horror, so I still enjoy them.
>Don't Breathe 3>Lang returningSo they're just retconing the end of 2 or making some bullshit that he survived?
>>223589687it avoids being garbage by instead being good
>>223584404he said international he didnt say German.>American director>Filmed in Prague>Debuted in Germany>Not internationaluhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>223589970He just rubbed some dirt in it and walked it off
>>223589552Kek, I was wondering whether he was or wasn't coming up with another classic thriller, after Nosferatv.>>223589569Absolutely, poor Thomasine. What I wouldn't give to be her brother so we van elope and have inbred babies together.>>223589617Just came back to see the responses to my post after I watched a youtube on his commentary on the VVitch.>>223589657LYEELYou have a good memory.Any other good witch movies?
>>223590114The City of the Dead 1960
>>223589745Has been said every single time about this movie, I will say it once more because it's glaringly obvious, the Ritual would have been an absolute cult movie if it wasn't for the poor execution: dumb, unlikeable and unrelatable protagonists and retarded cinematography.
>>223590114>Any other good witch movies?I liked this one a lot. Also known as Night of the Eagle
>>223590173>>223590217SHE RIDES TO THE SABBATHVEILED IN THE SILVER LIGHTTO MAKE LOVE TO THE DEVILA VAMPIRE CHILD AT NIGHT
>>223590114The Love Witch
>Kill 1 mosquito in front of another>Curse transfers to the second mosquito>Hit second mosquito with flyswattergg smiledemonfag
Just found out there's a new sex robot horror coming out very soon
>>223590766I wouldn't order one that looked that old.
>>223590766>hag robot
>>223590800They're coming out with a Jenna model too
>>223590800>>223590823Gay
Are the Insidious movies worth watching?
>>223590836I would love a hag robot, why is that gay?
>>223590970The first one is okay, the rest vary in quality and the series becomes over the top.
it's finally raining
>>223590970Yeah I think they're actually pretty enjoyable. Standard spook show stuff
>>223589667There was.. but the mega link got taken down. Anyone saved the contents?
I think tonight I shall watch the original "The Woman In Black"
>>223589745The Serpent and the Rainbow is folk horror??
>>223591359Enjoy. I watched it last year. Very good. I think the remake is getting a watch from me this month.
Infirmary is crap why are you guys hyping up crap
>>223591539Who's hyping it up?
starting now
today for day 5 of spooktober I will watch v/h/s for the first time
>>223591672based>>223591697based
>>223590970The first one is good and ends on a huge cliffhanger. The second one is a direct sequel and addresses the cliffhanger. It's pretty good and definitely worth seeing if you like the first. I think I saw three but it was so bad I don't remember anything. Didn't bother with any others.
>>223591672KinoI got a Best of Dark Shadows DVD for my birthday this past Summer.
>>223591829forgot pic
>>223591829>>223591842holy basedbut a compilation would seem odd since the show was so heavily serial
>>223592013I already have most of the series downloaded years ago. But the quality was pretty shit. So I was happy for a bit of an upgrade.
2nd to 6th episodes were incredibly kino in a row, the rest just ok or plain meh.
>>223592013nigga don't expect someone to buy +1200 episodes, that would be hundreds of dollas in DVDs
This movie unironically has a stacked fucking cast. I didn’t even realize that was Jeffrey Combs playing the bad guy at first
>>223592337>Stacked>Sasha Greyyeah
>>223592337He got old
I watched the Mummy again after 20ish years.Was as good as I remembered it.
>>223592727These are some based ass choices, especially Halloweentown
>>223592705She gets all the cummies
must be the season of the witch
This movie is too long and too generic. I wanted to like it but just found it forgettable. The latina is hot though
>>223592859I heard this song for the first time in Dark Shadows 2012 when my oneitis was dancing to it
millennial writing: the movie
On the ticket for tonight is The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
Watched Bride of Re-AnimatorEven crazier than the first movie. Loved it.But I gotta ask...Barbara Crampton or Fabiana Udenio?
>>223592970dan stevens was pretty rad
>>223593138Now watch the third one. It's positively batshit compared to Bride. And I think I actually liked it more.
>>223593005I finally watched this for the first time a few years ago and it surprisingly wasn't as bad as I was led to believe. As a standalone movie it's probably got too many plotlines going on for a normie audience and as an adaptation it, uh, certainly makes some choices, but it had its charms.
>>223593138I see Jeffrey Combs, I watch. Simple as.
>AHS HotelThis is somehow more woman-brained than Coven was, with all of the cringe LGBTQIA+ affirmation scenes. At least it has more horror than Coven.
>>223593267The whole show is woman-brained.
>>223593267I think Hotel has enough going for it to power through the gay shit, but I know many disagree. They got a great cast for that season.
>>223593138Bride is top tier and an excellent sequel but I prefer the first one. The third one sucks. And for me it's Fabiana. I don't know how anyone would pick plain Jane Crampton.
>>223593290The vampires was the weak part for me. Everything else was great.
>>223582080I hate myself for understanding what you said and for laughing at the vid.
>>223592970Danzig was best part, but that's not saying muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejvYuXwwquQ
>>223592970Abigail is great, liked her ballet-fighting style.
>>223593419I liked that, too. They could have done so much more with it, but the "scoundrels trapped in a mansion with a ballerina vampire loli" was a thread the story barely pulled on. All the rest was just formulaic.
>>223581662>clocks you with a chair toss as a fuck you good bye
>>223593337She was in an episode of Freddy's Nightmares, Interior Loft Later.
>>223591359Did it get you with the spooks anon
>>223593138i almost liked it more than the first movie except it kind of fell apart at the end. but there were a lot of good ideas. the wacky comedy landed for the most part without feeling like parody. the dialogue is smart and combs' delivery of every line is perfect
>>223593520Fabiana was in a lot of stuff. Babylon 5, Austin Powers, plenty of other TV shows. Beautiful woman.
>>223591384I'm excited >>223593561Suns not down yet (I live in California), I'll put it on when it's dark. I hope it gives me the spooks!
Someone hurry up and bake
>>223593984no... let it end.
>>223593984Ill bake
>>223594039FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!
NEW>>223594071>>223594071>>223594071
>>223593138>Watched Bride of Re-Animator>Even crazier than the first movie. Loved it.>But I gotta ask...Barbara Crampton or Fabiana Udenio?Fabiana who I fell in love with when I saw her in Summer School in 87 when I was 9, then as the Robocop 2 sunscreen commercial girl and was nice later on seeing her in Austin Powers!!!FACT!!!
