Punished Pauline edition.Previous thread: >>223572503
PREVIOUSLY:>The house switched from the House of Nothing to House of Revelations>Johanne was evicted, this caused Pauline to become punished. She now wanders the house in a mysterious daze with her coconut water. Sometimes she leans on the wall to sniffle and cry. Eventually, she found herself wandering into the snug, where she collapsed and still remains, barely responding to anyone>New housemates Catrin and Twinks entered the house, causing a stir. Housemates instantly distrusted them, especially Pauline and Philip who took an outright dislike to them.>Every Philip scene had him talking about Twinks>Catrin seems to have won the housemates over, but for Twinks, it just got worse>She told people she was a witch, which freaked everyone out, particularly Omar>Yaz argued with Omar over his treatment of Twinks>The new housemates got to pick some clips and audio to play to the house as part of the House of Revelations. Mostly about Sam.TONIGHT:>The house plays the "agree or disagree" game. That always ends well.
Evening /bbuk/ I've missed the last few threads but caught up today. Glad we've got some slags in the mixer now.
>I'm a witch.>ROIT SO YE LIKE FLY ON BROOMSTICKS INNIT BRUV>ZOMG THIS IS LITERALLY WITCH GENOCIDE!!!
>>223589296That Johanne eviction episode was banging. Biggest eviction of the ITV era, and they threw a slag in to boot.
>>223589296Just one, the other one is an insane hippy dippy feminist
>>223589296You can quickly catch up on the previous thread.
bb wedgies with Catrin. PHWOAR!
CATRIN THONG WEDGIE
I hope Catrin sells her used thongs after this is over.
>NOOOOOO you have to "respect" my beliefs no matter how stupid and nonsensical they are. You're not allowed to criticise or question
>>223589329Enjoyed it>>223589346Was skim reading the threads while watching bits on catchup earlier. Enjoyed pic related as a contribution.>>223589330True but she might get drunk and get her minge out. She's like an unhinged poundshop Chanelle.
Twinks is hot.
>I am uncomfortable with this whole witch narrative (which I invented in the first place)
>>223589379The fact that none of these BB women have done onlyfans yet. All we have is Lynx doing foot shit.
>Are we not friendsNo because Rhianna is an actual woman and you're a 600lb land monster. Fucking get real lmao
>Sam has a kino idea>Big Brother: No.Sasuga ITV.
>>223589436Do we know anything about Catrin or Twinks yet? Usually their background is all over social media by now if there's anything remotely interesting.
God, I fucking hope this blob goes on Friday!
>>223589516Nothing about Catrin. Twinks' real name is Lucinda. She's a fashion designer and stylist. On the group chat GK said she met Twinks because she was her stylist once.
This twinks bitch has such demonic energy shes a walking advertisement to not entertain any of that woo woo shit, shes probably fried her brain of ayahuasca and BBC cum
>>223589544So that bit last night where she insisted Twinks was her real name was bollocks.
>>223589559She's probably gonna do a ritual and shit live on TV. It'll be like that Ghost Watch episode.
>U MAD ROCHELLEDelightfully devilish Samuel.
Yasmin has done nothing but get right in the middle of drama bouncing from person to person spreading shit then crying in the diary room no one likes her what a dumbass shes deffo getting nominated this week.Be a shame to lose Omar fr...
GAME PLAYING PHILIP
Philp is one tooth faced cunt,
>>223589629I think he's playing the wrong card siding with the noobie schizo here.
never apologise to these people
Yasmin wants Samuel's BWC.
Based Rhianna calling out the sodomite. Look at his face, he's fucking steaming!
>I'M LE HECKING NEURODIVERSEFaggotry confirmed to be a mental disorder.
Philip>Times are hard and friends are fewAlso Philip>I slept with my best friend's husband
0 chance Omar ever fucks Rhianna when they get out, Lynx has a better chance
What's Harry's game?
>>223589695getting mouthy now he has an 'ally'
>>223589700Also he's into witches.
>>223589722I think he's playing dumb, trying to be a Jade Goody.
>Lynx, is shoving your toes into people's mouths hygienic?
>>223589648Frankie was apologising to the hippy loony last night, so pathetic
Rob is such an unfunny faggot hes almost lolcow tier how wound up he's getting without backing down. The sort of kid who got bullied relentlessly in school but never did himself any favours
Obesity is a disease.
>>223589782Which she immediately threw back in his face today acting like it was some big gotcha
Sam and Rochelle are going to escalate this feud until she finally snaps and forces herself upon him, taking his virginity.
>>223589782yeah that's what I was referring tothey never acknowledge it
>>223589790It wasn't even a big deal, it was like a 30 second thing too>Hey Rob, can you get off the table? We eat thereThats all it was, and he's had a multi day melty about it.
>>223589791>when you epically pwn Rochelle by eating yourself to death at age 19
Stupid bitch Twinks has really fucked herself into a corner on one hand she "Loves who she is" but then gets mad when people get told about it. Almost as if its abnormal and freakish...
>>223589791Thank fuck that disgusting slob has left
Rob makes Matty look like your standard Deano
>There's no negative connotations to being a muslim
The fucking STATE of the bedroom
This house needs George. He's even more based now
Just realised Twinks has her name in a necklace like Caroline last season. A universal sign of insufferability.
>>223589940If Omar thinks Twinks is bad for saying that, imagine George in there kek.
>I have nothing but the utmost respect for your religion.>Saying you're a witch is saying you're a muslim which is saying you're gay.Lol this cunt is a riot. Twitter must be having a fucking aneurysm trying to figure out what side to take.
>>223589942
>>223589940>There's no negative connotations to being a muslim.>I think there is, mate.
Twinks cannot handle the heat at all lmaoo, Omar was so right you cant call yourself a witch then get mad people think you're a left hand path psycho satanist when you actually just think being a witch means being some loony feminist
>>223589971Has she killed herself yet?
>>223589959Its Ali vs Khaled all over again where one side was accusing the other of racism and the other side was accusing them of homophobia.
>SHEEEIIITTT NIGGAR I FINNA BE PRONOUNCIN A FATWA ON ALL DESE WITCHES AND FAGGOTS FR
>>223590011Nah she still seethes over Richard. This is his Group Chat appearance.
>you are NOT allowed to put stuff on my bed>but I'm allowed to put honey on your facemaskSilly cunt
DISCUSSING NOMINATIONS!
>>223589790>>223589877Agree
Rhianna yeeted herself away from the the smelly bastard like she’s gonna do the second she leaves the house.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU'RE ALL GAY UNLIKE ME!Lynx doth protest too much.
dork clique needs to go blud
Oh no she thinks her voice is good
They sound like they're having gay sex.
>>223590094She loves it really
"You're hella cute" - Frankie
I’m actually quite enjoying the Lynx fun policing. He’s growing on me.
>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA>OI BLUD ME DAD DOID 20 YEARS AGO SHUT THE FUCK UP>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOAOk Robo was actually based here. Broken clocks and all that I guess.
>YOR DUH PATRIARKFuck me, not even the poofters are safe from this bollocks.
kek based rochelle
>>223590234>>223590226Two dissenting opinions
>I hope to cum inside youIt's giving Mickey Rourke.
DAMN OMAR
>OI M8 YOU CAN'T WROITE BIRTHDAY CARDSOh, piss off, nigger.
>>223590254She's obsessed, literally the type of bitch to go on and on about "decentering men" while inadvertently making men their entire personality. Just a class A bitch man
Pauline is a fucking weirdo, she has to stay though,
>You should shoot me.Nah. He's more likely to behead you or throw you off a roof.
Omar is a bastard
I fucking hope Twinks is not an actual teacher.
>>223590366Yeah I like how everyone brings something this season.
What the fuck am I looking at right now
>>223590530Doctor Who.
>GKthis can't be a thing that normal women do
https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/witchbtw
Status: Unpunished
>>223589921
>>223590704Do they do demon removals? Asking for a friend.
>>223590704What are we doing, as a society.
LE SILLY PUNISHMENT XD
>>223590226Yeah, I thought I would dislike him at the very start but he seems like just a normal bloke
>>223591096Didn’t like him after his Jedward meltdown but looking back he had a point. Guy just doesn’t want bullshit in his life and I’m the same way.
Current winners odds
catching upomar and philip and rochelle not fans of the transgenders
omar NOT a gay ally
>>223591164He only did that because Chelsey manipulated him and guilt tripped him by saying that he doesn't stick up for her and must not actually love her etc. The usual manipulative shite. So his response was to over react at the next confrontation Chelsey gets into, to show how much of a white knight he is to her.
not great for the trans people out here that it's a woo woo witch called twinks defending the troons
>>223591194Yeah you’re right. So he’s a bit of a simp sure but that’s hardly the worst trait in the house.
>>223591215He became much better and much more involved with the house once she left. She was a walking red flag.
>>223591239he's been a bit boring recently
watching the bit where bb is playing clips back to everybody, amazing they thought nobody would ever find out about their gossip
>>223591270I thought that part could have been better. They played soft ball and just chose Sam pranking Rochelle and Rochelle's reaction. They could have chose all sorts like the microaggression argument and Rhianna and Chelsey shit talking Lynx etc.
>>223591239Chelsea was definitely the worst housemate this year imo. Everything got better when she left
>>223591294yeah, they already got the tennis ball though that said rochelle was right
>>223591313I didn't mind her, she was just very insecure about lynx, and rightly so because you cannot know if people are acting a certain way for the show, but really that means probably don't hook up with anybody then not seek constant reassurance
>>223591313Its why I wanted her to stay, she was causing division. Imagine her with the new housemates. Especially fit Catrin, she'd have been going after her in case she took Lynx.
lmao so many of them believe in witchcraft nutters
Rob: I'm nuerodivergent! (I think, I haven't been diagnosed)Also Rob: Why are people so sensitive about odd loud noises!You might just be a twat, mate. No diagnosis needed.
why does the phrase ally brainfuck omar so much
>>223591168Would have been a better result than what we got
philip is genuinely insane reading the most uncharitable motivations into the new two
>>223591453Cause its Haram.
>>223591472Oops I posted the wrong one. I'm mixing my Big Brothers.
>>223591203They are all on Team Loony
>>223591403I'm still flawed that GK Barry says you can buy the weather and doesn't think this is absurd or that people should be sectioned
the biggest mistake people make with omar is thinking he's trying to be rude when he asks a stupid question like do you fly on a broomstick but really he's genuinely asking because his brain is really really small
>>223591514disagree, one's medical one's spiritual
>>223591520https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4568325540/good-weather-spell-for-weddings-eventsSomeone buy it, just to test if it works.
>>223591520I can never tell if it's just deadpan humour with her
>>223591523Yeah his road man bruv bruv bro accent makes it seem like he's more aggressive than he is.
you can do cloud seeding I guess
done a 180 on rochelle hate her now
>>223591194Has Will Smith taught him nothing?
Its like the two newbies were the final piece of the puzzle that was needed to complete the series. What was missing was a slag talking about how her thong gives her wedgies, and an ookie kookie woo woo hippy witch
I'm a proud bi woman
Purely with the purposes of sustained entertainment next week in mind, who do we want evicted on Friday?
>>223591769really hard, maybe rhianna? let omar go full omar
>>223591769Keep Rochelle, Philip, and Twinks in as stuff is brewing.I'd say someone boring like Harry. Depends on who's up.
harry or frankie could go and not make much difference
pauline just floats around now too, maybe she can recruit yaz to her side, the apprentice becomes the new master
>>223589160I haven't watched this in decades, do they still have loads of jiggly tits out nudity like that year when Makosi and Orleth were wanking off that guy in the hot tub? I think that might have also been the year Kinga frigged herself with a wine bottle and Sam Heusten fingered herself to the point when she was loudly orgasaming in a box... Ah happy memories. I suppose its no female nudity now, or only by mingers, but somehow wall to wall cock is allowed.
still catching upfucking hell philip has a good friend who is a witch
rob doubling down on walking on the table is mad
>>223590768just got to this bitis she joking?
omar getting pressed at any mention of islam is funny
ugh twinks makes me cringe in every conversation she has, it's easier when people just hate each other then there's no risk it'll go all pete tong, but I feel like I'm holding my breath for her to not fuck it up
>>223591769Yasmin
>>223591757LONDON
