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Gigachad Death Squad Edition
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>>223630991
Nice, a woke movie.
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Queen of /hor/
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worst edition ever
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catch me pulling up to the function in these bad boys
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>>223631001
>Immigrant spotted, initiating extermination
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>>223631002
When will this actress age out?
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>The Sword And The Sorcerer
What is this? Prime video has it in the horror category
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>>223631033
These are nice, but there are years round black and red af1s.
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>>223631033
Do you have anything a little more.. terrifying?
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>>223631041
Shut up woketard
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>>223630991
This movie was peak girlboss nonsense
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>>223631073
>Failure to breed is now a crime. Say goodnight queer
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>>223631111
This is legit what low value men say and their cope is “muh breed.” Imagine telling some top % guy you’re on his level cause “muh family.” The top of the plebs.
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First for Leaving D.C.
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>>223630991
is this jin roh or mandy
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>>223631068
giga based
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>>223631002
This movie fucked with my head and has me desiring things I will never have.
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I love how the jeet without fail starts spazzing every time more than two people talk about a movie he hasn't seen.
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johnny and barbra were fuckin
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>>223631057
>years round
i.e. 0 value to collectors
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>>223631073
You are raped cattle. You'll never be loved like this and you'll never feel safe. Mentally ill low intelligence person. "Traumatized" emotional cripple. You'll die alone and even in death you'll annoy the people around you with your stench.
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>>223631166
Aren't they brother and sister?
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>>223631068
I like how streetwear ripped off tacky late 80s death metal merch aesthetics but made it even gayer and tackier.
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>>223631181
yep. and they were fuckin as well
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>>223631166
yeah i always thought it was weird how he said they were "cumming" to get her like wtf I've never heard anyone say it like that before.
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the ticket for tonight:
The Golden Glove 2019 dir. Fatih Akin
AND
Bloody Tennis 2026 dir. Nikias Chryssos
AND
Hellraiser 1987 dir. Clive Barker

Tonight, we are staying up until a billion o clock!
i have a thing in the early morning and its gonna be easier for me to stay up, so i will stay up and watch horror. exciting! analysis of vvitch maybe never unless someone really is interested in my read of it.

I also wanna do my little network project if thats something someone would be interested in. it would consist of usign actors producers and directors to connect films and detect communities in an attempt to identify film 'movements' because its clear the sub genres, and its obvious that like the french new wave exists, but i wanna detect others.
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>>223631129
>low value males going “muh family”
This is a huge cope anons say on 4chan. Reddit copes with “the rich are just like us” or something similar.
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Why is nobody talking about new movies.
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>woke
This is real life horror
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>>223631129
>low value men
touch grass you fucking loser.
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>>223631213
The OP is literally a new movie.
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I have there still 1 episode to watch, but christ this one was so KINO. If you can you should, it has based Patrick Magee in it
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>>223631178
Sounds so dumb when you say these to someone at the top. I am literally the owner class.
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Just saw Ginger Snaps for the first time. Very of its time, but not bad, especially for a state subsidized cannuck movie. Sam stands on an insane amount of business for a guy that sells weed to teenagers. Would give it an 8/10, decent werewolf movie.
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lmao they were joking about carrie's mom being just a republican basically, I guess more like a libertarian or whatever
but carrie's mom is supposed to be a jesus freak who makes up her own bible versus to beat carrie and lock her in a closet
so far, new carrie's mom was mad the cops came into her house without a warrant, is upset she can't homeschool carrie anymore, and told carrie not to be stupid around boys
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>>223631166
uh, based?
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>>223631178
I definitely feel safe. I am literally the group that keeps doing better and better while everyone else does worse and worse. The masses of raped plebs literally work for me.
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>>223631213
im down to talk about new movies (except obsession, its a personal pet peeve) lets hear your analysis of some newer movie and we can discuss. put the effort into the community you want to see bloom.
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>>223631213
the jeet always gets mad about it
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>>223631224
Reddit tier woman insult.
>go outside
I go outside and all I see is workers and people serving me at establishments.
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>>223631178
this sounds a LOT like projection bud
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>>223631234
>>223631261
Put your heads on the wooden block and gay kids will have new footballs to play with.
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>>223631178
Why would I die alone? I can afford a girl for every hour of my life. Sucks you don’t know the power of money. Pretty sure your children are cattle for the top like me lol.
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>>223631213
Make way for your October VOD releases
>Oct 02 - (OUT) Infirmary
>Oct 06 - (OUT) Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, Colony, Last Chance Motel, new Insidious, Onslaught, Fall 2
>Oct 09 - V/H/S/MIXTAPE, R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead 2
>Oct 13 - Don't Move, Hope, Deathgasm 2, Buddy
>Oct 16 - Hallowarrior
>Oct 20 - Slayground (maybe? that's when the countdown on the website ends?)
>Oct 23 - The Cycle
>Oct 27 - Never After Dark
>Oct 31 - Hunting Matthew Nichols (ff on shudder)
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>>223631213
I'm a cheapass and so I try to avoid paying as much as possible, thus there's a lag between movies coming out and me watching them. But for the big films that've come out recently:

>Loved Weapons
>Sinners is immaculately shot and very well acted, but has some serious pacing problems and spends too much time stating the obvious about racism in the 20s south and not enough time exploring its very interesting vampires.
>Haven't seen Obsession yet
>Ditto with Backrooms
>Hated Resident Evil
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>>223631310
I thought this year's annual VHS was going to be SCP. What is this Mixtape theme trying?
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>>223631288
It probably is. The bottom % of society are getting so fucked. I have no idea how there isn’t a revolution yet. Each day and week, there is news of it getting worse for the masses.
I am swimming in luxury and comfort and time and freedom and some guy with nothing but “muh family” is calling me a loser.
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>>223631328
It's gonna be next years one.
>It presents a new anthology in which music and sound become a source of terror.
Could be neat
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Sorry lads I was doing a creative writing exercise. I wondered if I could be an evil person if I tried.
>>223631178
>>223631305
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>>223631319
> Loved Weapons
>Sinners is immaculately shot and very well acted, but has some serious pacing problems and spends too much time stating the obvious about racism in the 20s south and not enough time exploring its very interesting vampires.
>Haven't seen Obsession yet
>Ditto with Backrooms
Kys
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sounding horror
so hot right now
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>>223631213
Give me your top 10 horror released in 2026
I've only seen Backrooms and Obsession and need to watch some more
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>>223631343
>revving up the schizo
nah it's at least funny when he's having a melty
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damn the injun from that injun predator movie and whatever other shit she was in must've been hitting the firewater
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>>223631363
lee cronin's the mummy
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watched half of Backrooms today, it sucks pretty bad
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>>223631372
this sucked too
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>>223631373
The youtube or the film?
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>>223631384
nah
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>>223631387
the film
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>>223631370
What melty? Low value men going “muh family” is always so funny. Like that ugly redditor on /bald who KNOWS he is ugly and low value so he HAD to try and show is “muh family.”
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>>223631363
not including those
>Hokum
>Onslaught
>Return to Silent Hill
>Primate
>Insidious 6
>Evil Dead Burn
>The Mortuary Assistant
>Resident Evil
>Infirmary
>Dolly
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Thoughts and expectations for #Vymara?
Some YouTuber I watch said he has a cameo in it which is how I heard of it. Chances it will be ok?
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>>223631370
I don't even post here but my e-boyfriend does. But if he really is in the ruling class he's evil and I would cheer if he got shot in the brain.
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>>223631319
>>Haven't seen Obsession yet
>>Ditto with Backrooms
Obsession is genuinely spooky in places, but sufferes from horrible internet culture.
backrooms is good if you like films that explore mental illness through physicalizing it, but the script is super weak. if you have an opinion about CPTSD and PTSD and how they differ and are similar then i would definitely recommend it.

>>223631403
>>The Mortuary Assistant
im interested tell me more
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Watch Best Wishes to All, it's pretty good for modern Japanese horror standards
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Still watching Xtro, paused to pee.
I'm two pints of Guinness deep in, and that anon who said it was all over the olace was right.
What is a honking clown midget doing in the middle of my vore raunchy alien flick?!?
Wtf. I just came back, presses play, and a life size toy soldier wants to kill the old lady? Is this some sort of fucked up Matilda-esque fanfic?
OF COURSE SHE ID IN THE DUCK COUCH
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>>223631403
> Hokum
>Onslaught
>Primate
>Evil Dead Burn
>Resident Evil
All garbage, fren.
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>>223631418
It's an adaption of the horror videogame, and it feels like a videogame adaption in the same way Return to Silent Hill does.
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>>223631422
i meant to
i'll make sure my next one is this
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>>223631403
Is that in order of best to worst?
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>>223631414
>Chances it will be ok?
well, mayb-
>Some YouTuber I watch said he has a cameo in it which is how I heard of it
0% chance
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>>223631403
You have pleb-tier taste.
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>>223631432
Is that scifi?
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>>223631422
is it like Liverleaf
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>>223631403
Almost every movie in this list is npc tier. Can you even think for yourself?
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>>223631455
Eat shit faggot
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>>223631415
>e-boyfriend
your internet boyfriend isn't a real boyfriend
go outside
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>>223631455
>>223631471
The fuck other movies have come out in 2026?
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>>223631310
Opinions on Colony, Last Chance Motel and Onslaught.
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>>223631487
bad, idk, bad
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>>223631403
Your list is garbage and it is clear you’re a normie.
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>>223631443
I don't think any film truly stands out this year aside from Obsession.
Outside of that, you could roll a dice and get a love/hate opinion on all those films. Like I fucking hated a lot of Resident Evil, but I enjoyed parts of the start.
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>>223631166
no
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is this his room??
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>>223631403
This is such an embarrassing list, I would be embarrassed to post it here.
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>>223631519
Everyone can see how you're samefagging moron. That's 4 replies, go on reply 3 more times.
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Just saw carrie for the first time in theaters, this de palma fella is pretty talented
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>>223631487
Onslaught is wokeslop.
>>223631497
You have to be trolling.
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>>223631526
the ending sequence is really beautiful.
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>>223631510
yes
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>>223631497
Obsession was my favorite horror of the 21st century, for some reason this makes people here angry. I can't imagine letting someone else's taste anger me, what a miserable life that must be to be so sensitive
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>>223631181
don't worry about that
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heil hitler ;_;
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>>223631538
>Onslaught is wokeslop
you haven't seen it pissjeet, you rage quit in the last thread or did you forget already
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>>223631561
Ikr. This movie was some leftist movie fr.
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>>223631466
It's supposed to be a body-horror-alien flick. There's almost no sight of the alien besides the opening scenes so far, but there's a kid that can control his toys with his mind and sends the aforementioned toy soldier to kill his old lady neighbour because she smashed his lpet snake with a hammer. Also his dad was born (in adult form) from a girl that was impregnated by the alien.
Mind you, this is where the original 'skinwalker trail cam' image was taken from
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>>223631561
They should just make all old characters young people in makeup
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>>223631247
>told carrie not to be stupid around boys
Got to love how we blame the girl and not the boys.
>Erm, she sexually assaulted me actually
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>>223631571
He probably watched the first 10 minutes, realized it was woke, and stopped watching
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>the golden hand shoe
what a joke of a language.
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>>223631213
Black Phone 2 is the most good-spirited horror movie I've ever seen because no one fucking dies in it. I will say that I did appreciate it subverting expectations by having the adults witness the supernatural shit and believing the kids almost immediately.
I like the vibes of this duology but I can see why they would be reviled in /hor/
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>>223631594
kill yourself
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>>223631601
Do Brita really call gloves hand shoes?
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>>223631199
bloody tennis was a waste of potential. its not even dyke kino.
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Cigarette Burns still goes hard. I wish there were more than like 5 good cursed media horror.
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>>223631623
I liked Broadcast Signal Intrusion, though it might confound some
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>>223631606
Pretty weak that no one died tbqh
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>horror that no one remembers releasing
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>>223631640
it was okay. a little too canadian.
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>>223631403
>Primate
This sounds good, but is it? I enjoyed Cocaine Bear a lot.
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>>223631551
no
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>>223631403
1 for 10, a bad showing anon
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>>223631559
You just have normie taste
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>>223631654
It's a slasher with a chimp. Not perfect, but delivers on the high concept. haven't seen cocaine bear, but I can only imagine Primate is better.
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>>223631559
nice bait
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>>223631483
>your internet boyfriend isn't your real boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jD6ROHy1Yc
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>>223631559
Leftists have such bad taste for some reason. It is like they hate beauty.
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i want to watch some CANNIBALISM movies. i'm rewatching the terror right now and i can't watch ravenous because i watched it last october. recommend me some CANNIBALISM FAVORITES if you please

>>223631656
you can argue all you like but i have a sense for these kinds of things
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>>223631640
I enjoyed it and watched it at least twice but I think it gets kind of messy and mishandles a feature length runtime. One of those cases where I think it would have worked better in some sort of anthology that gave it 45-55 minutes. Still though I think it was quite successful with the ideas it did have like showing the actual POV of an unreliable narrator where WE get tricked into thinking things that aren't true because the protagonist does for example alice is very intentionally ambiguously extant. we don't ever really get enough information if she's even real or not but just enough that it could go either way.

Normally I don't really like the "he's just crazy lol" type of narratives but even though I think it loses it's footing a bit near the end it's still better executed than 99% of other examples.
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>>223631704
Bro I am doing the same. Finished The Terror 2 days ago and watched Ravenous yesterday.
I'm in the mood for 1800s frontier and explorer horror particularly.
Also read The Terror book if you liked the show.
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>>223631704
>i
Just stop talking about your fetishes please.
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>>223631704
my flavour is the undiscovered savages films
>Cannibal Ferox
>Slave of the Cannibal God
>The Green Inferno
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feels like Carrie put all its cards on the table with the first ep. sure hope it has some surprises up its sleeve
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>>223631722
No one wants anthology slop. >>223631725
Try Breathing In.
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Carrie's mom is mad that they did a fucking school shooting drill on the first day and Carrie spazzed out when a guy in tactical gear with an AR burst into the room and pointed a gun at everyone, and the principal is trying to turn it around on carrie's mom like she should've been teacher her about school shootings during her home school sessions
I guess this is a real thing high schools do now? I graduated in 2012 so I don't fucking know
if their goal was to make me hate everyone except carrie and her mom, they're doing a great job
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>>223631737
mike flanagan is a retarded hack
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>223631559
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Obsession%20was%20my%20favorite%20horror
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>>223631750
You’re watching a show for women and you are acting like a bitch.
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>>223631722
It's not perfect yeah, but I did think it was good for exactly the reason that it makes you want to rewatch it.
I forget the exact details, but the director did hint to look at the credits and you see that she's not mentioned as a character. Also, there's a scene right at the start that's upside down that gives something away.
I'll probably watch it again sometime and freeze-frame on every scene looking for clues like a schizoid.
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regrettably, it seems his ban has expired
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horror my favorite Obsession was
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>>223631746
>1901 South Africa the Anglo-Boer War
YOU ARE OFF BY ONE YEAR
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>>223631644
It was nice that the well-intentioned camp counselor got his vindication and everyone got a sort of happy ending.
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>>223631777
for me it's oddyssey and harry potter upcoming product
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>>223631758
ESL
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>"they don't even teach cops about school shootings, but for some reason it's legally mandated to make children learn about them, I hate you people and I love jesus"
>"ma'am you're being irrational"
then carrie's mom finesses a free day off for her daughter if they ever do more school shooting drills
she's great
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>>223631725
i've been meaning to start on the book for a while maybe i'll do that

>>223631730
i will never ever ever ever stop talking about my fetishes
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>>223631759
there's more details but i think a couple major points are very intentionally ambiguous with no intended answer. mainly anything directly relating to James we can't know is real or not. but there's definitely some conspiracy shit going on around him
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>>223631750
Weapons could have also been about school shootings.
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>>223631828
>primate 2: ape escape
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>>223631780
Oops
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Bone Temple is the best horror of the year so far but I'm not saying it's definitive until I see Ghost in the Cell
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>>223631828
it originally was in some way, like metaphorically or whatever, but they removed most of it
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>>223631750
They use real guns in drills? Like a drill would just be having the students go where they should and do what they should. What is this having someone larp as the shooter?
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>>223631856
they even had the fake shooter bang on the door and say
>I HEAR YOU IN THERE
when carrie was like "what's happening, I'm scared"
this show is hilarious
I'm starting to suspect the real point of the show is that zoomers are all psychopaths and carrie is who we should all strive to be
especially because she is definitely not dying at the end of this
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>>223631750
>a guy in tactical gear with an AR burst into the room and pointed a gun at everyone
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this fucking show is wasting time with a "previously on"
they released all these episodes at once
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>>223631828
>Weapons could have also been about school shootings.
see my analysis >>215097109
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>>223631898
Nice lighting.
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>>223631725
have you seen Eyes of Fire (1983)
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>>223631893
Every episode should be a new retarded drill to scare her
>fire drill
People run around with torches screaming holding it close to Carrie as she cries
>tornado drill
Some guy with a hair dryer blasts Carrie until she breaks down
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>>223631732
>Cannibal Ferox
true kino right here, peak italian sleaze
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Have you guys seen anything good this October? I haven't liked most of what I've seen which is kind of a bummer. Obsession was probably the best I've watched
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Any good space horror slop recommendation?
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need more horror
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>>223631935
that would be funny
but what's funnier is that after the (super toned down) scene where carrie gets her period and all the girls make fun of her, they smash cut to a fucking X-men school with a bunch of other girls and one of them says
>I sensed her again, she's out there, we gotta find her
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>>223631944
Genuinely good horror movies seem to be rare more than 2 a year

Maybe the other mommy movie will be gold
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>>223631944
I just rewatched Obsession and I think everyone else should too
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>>223631927
I get criticisms of the plot arc, but it looked fantastic and I am foremost a visual guy.
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>>223631958
Die
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>>223631944
i really like The Autopsy of Jane Doe and The Witch and Cure. honestly ive been having a lot of luck so far with horror this October.
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>>223631839
When IP ownership and copyrights no longer matter in the near future, that could be reality.
>>223631853
Probably would have been more chilling and hard-hitting than a fucking witch.
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>>223631950
Hatchet
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>>223631944
The anon that was shilling Don't Look Up (1996) was right. But I love j-horror so it was an easy win.
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>>223631962
Didn't see it but that jpeg is just a black rectangle even when I engage HDR 3d3d3d3
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>>223631998
Hmmm, honestly the HDR stuff is constantly fucking with me, I hope they sort the tech out so it's not so buggy.
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>>223632026
Movies are just really dark now because the crews are only 11% people who know what they're doing or give a hoot about taking pride in their work.
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>>223631785
>harry potter upcoming product
kek
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>>223632049
Hate it when folks just don't give a hoot
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>>223632026
>Crushing the blacks means that the darkest shadow details in an image are compressed or clipped into solid, pure black. Instead of seeing subtle textures, dark gray tones, or objects in a dim background, those areas completely lose their visual information and "bottom out" to zero brightness
Digital cameras are bad about this
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>>223631984
Not space related but that was good horror slop
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>>223632155
whoops I just skipped a whole word there... seen Pandorum? there was also one last year called Ash.
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lot of samefagging in these threads
/hor/ used to be fun back in the day
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>>223632202
It's one jeet with overpowering autism. yet he cannot defeat the 'ween.
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>>223632060
The dreaded hooting bat? what a cutie
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>>223632229
I am not talking about him
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>>223632143
streaming then compresses the shit out of it and makes it worse
the director and crews really need to step it up with their on set lighting to fix any of this though
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>>223631606
zoomer-coded contrived vhs-core forced soul schlock
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Anyone wanna do a V/H/S sleepover
There'll be pickles
If I remember to get them
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Just stopped watching Nosferatu (2024) with about 45 minutes left to go. Every scene is some super intense possession or hallucination which was tiresome. Like others said, it was visually good.
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This feels like the bastard child between Alien and The Thing. Of course it's nowhere as good as those two, but at least it has a couple of hot chicks. The ending is cheesy af, but I'd still say it's a decent movie.
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>>223632307
>a little fighting
>a little fornicating
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>>223632311
I don't blame you, I thought the audio was extremely taxing
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>>223631178
>>223631305
>>223631415
Kek, based Birkinbro pissing off pissjeet.
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>>223632307
I'll bring the pizza.
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v/h/s: beyond friends
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>>223632307
I'm looking forward to getting extremely mad about it
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>>223632311
female masturbation disgusts me too anon, no worries.
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>>223630991
These fucking jobbers disappointed me so much.
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>>223632307
what about crab legs
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>>223632378
They did get fucked up in entertaining ways though.
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>>223631048
It’s at tge darker end of dark fantasy.
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This is definitely the most qt and likable Carrie, but it's also not really the point of the story to like Carrie.
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>>223632202
Can you please show us the posts which you are referring to?
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>>223631944
Of the 13 movies i've seen so far? Sorcerer. Not technically a horror but might as well be. Everything else has been pretty shit.
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>>223632385
The really entertaining (and believable) ways all got left behind in Chekhov’s Gun Room. They showed us that she was armed to the fucking teeth, then they never did anything with it. If nothing else, I thought the Supersoldiers were going to find her stash and go full ham on the whole trailer park.
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>>223631828
Cregger is a hack
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>>223632434
It's even worse than that; he's also gay
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>>223632429
It was definitely missing like 10m of movie, and extra scenes of the final guy. They should have had cops arrive, more hell break lose, and then had the showdown in another location.
I think I just liked what was there a lot. Wingard took their weapons away so it was closer to a slasher, which I did think was fun with all the chainsaw madness.
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>>223632178
Gonna check them out. Thanks anon.
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>hoodoo magic
Oh, okay
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>Strange Darling
Is this good?
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>>223632550
i vaguely remember liking that a million years ago. maybe i should rewatch.
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About to watch something that looks like retarded shit
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>>223632563
it's decent. more of a violent thriller, and kept afloat in part by the lead running around in underwear.
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>>223632563
no
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I like when they make some modern version of something and they make sure you know all the villains aren't really villains, they're just suffering from bad home lives and trauma so really they're victims of circumstance, just like the protagonist
the principal isn't dismissive and mean, it's just that his hands are tied by bureaucracy
the main mean girl isn't actually mean, it's just that life literally forces her to bully Carrie
Carrie's mom isn't even that abusive, she's just overprotective and stubborn
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>>223631654
Gem. It's jawdropping.
>>223632563
Another gem.
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>>223631928
nta but this sounds cool
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>>223632575
by the WNUF guy? interesting
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>>223632563
pretty good. unpredictable gritty thriller with an unconventional narrative. though it's something you can only really watch once
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>>223632577
>>223632607
>thriller
I'll take it off my Spooktober watchlist
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terrible thread so far
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>>223632575
was gonna watch it. a lot of slop on tubi like this, but sometimes the cover is a bait and switch and the movie is just shit with no tits or ass whatsoever.
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>>223632575
>5 minutes in
>porn star Missy Katonixx
lmao
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>>223632563
Yes, especially if you're a fan of jewish hags.
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>>223632619
I think it's fine.
What's so bad about it?
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>>223631199
did you finish Golden Glove?
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>>223632641
never make a thread again
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>>223632639
>Barbara Hershey
This bitch is scary in Black Swan
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>>223631213
you don't read these threads
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>Chuds seriously think Onslaught is a right-wing movie
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>>223632648
I didn't make this thread.
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>>223632636
>condom brand is called Deep Ones
I take what I said about retarded shit. This movie has me sold already
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>>223632644
almost
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>>223632639
>I... love... jewish... hags...
>Ze serdzery voz a soksess!
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>>223631355
my only true fears are of castration or blinding. every other bad thing that would matter to me has already happened.
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>>223632652
well, jeet, maybe this new angle will work
let's find out
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>>223632649
Absolutely, she killed it in Black Swan.
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>>223631403
all the replies to this calling him a pleb when what the fuck else is he supposed to post? it's not like there are 100 prominent horror releases in the past year (which isn't even over yet). what is he supposed to be posting?
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>>223632563
woke
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>>223632688
Those replies are all one schizo
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>>223632688
im convinced by the other anons that ists a genuinely buttmad jeet who doenst know anythign about movies and hates anything thats current year.
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>>223632652
i miss the lowlifes spammer
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>>223632666
Kek, nice one Satan.
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>>223632703
is it the same jeet who killed /hor/ and samefags all his fake conversation and forced memes
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>>223631363
Bhooth Bangla
Suvarna
Bokshi
100 days Love Story
Rao Bahadur
Secret of Kalinga
Prakambanam
Raakaasa
Raja Saab
Karakkam
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i was watching eden lake and i completely lost all interest in everything that was happening in it
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>>223632731
oi mate u wot? u wanna fackin go?
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>>223632731
It's kind of dumb
>I'm going to propose to my girlfriend... at a quarry?
Then it's just mean spirited trauma porn.
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>>223632715
allegedly theres only one, we must address him by sir
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>>223632739
u got beef m8
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I came up with an original horror idea
A beluga whale is POSSESSED by demon and goes on rampage
never been done b4
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>>223632728
lol what a stupid people
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>>223632758
Does it grow legs and walk on land or is it just Jaws with a whale
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>>223632772
Better. It grows demon wings and flies!
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>>223632758
why not a narwhal. imagine the ships crew being baffled as it paraded a sailor back and forth impaled on its horn
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>>223632674
>He thinks I'm the gay nazi
I doubt he'd even type out chud
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i was hoping camp miasma leaned more into the body horror of tranny horror but alas it was just a kind of okay art film
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>>223632772
>>223632758
i'd like to see a possessed whale at a seaworld type place luring people into its tank to die with dream like illusions
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>>223632804
the horror of being a tranny is living vicariously through women and making "art" where the point is the lesbian romance you wish you could be a part of
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>>223632758
Are there tombs in those mountains?
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>>223632814
Even just an evil seaworld orca eating people for fun.
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>>223632820
i want to watch a body horror similar to The Fly but about a tranny. i think it could do big numbers. give the protag some tranny friends, drip feed heteronormietives some tranny subculture details, slang and what have you. could be kino.
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>>223632758
What'd you go around belugas for?
Stupid thing to do
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>>223632826
i just love the bait and switch when people think theyre doing something somewhere safe and then suddenly they wake up and are walking into a death trap or an evil whale's mouth
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i want to see a movie showing the psychological horror of living elbow to elbow, in muck, on a subcontinent with 2 billion people. just film everything like gummo to really capture the terrifying stink.
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>>223630991
>onslaught
It retroactively really cheapened The Guest which somehow worked extremely well by showing this new take on the same or very similar concepts that just does not work.
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>>223632856
Slumdoy Millionaire
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>>223632856
The Dead 2 is already a horror movie about how awful India is.
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>>223632880
>Noroi
REALLY was not a fan of this one.
It was an assault on the senses, and not scary at all
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>>223632563
I put that on last night while sipping. The fact that it's a dramatization based on a real event lessened my interest a bit so instead I watched some Carrie (2026) after I let the opening of the movie rock.
I'll get back to it because it seemed kinda interesting
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>>223632575
how do people find this shit on tubi tv lmao
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>>223632898
I agree that Noroi wasn't scary but the atmosphere is so oppressive and strong that it sticks with you solely because of that.
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>>223632913
this had buzz when it was new because it was the director's first release after WNUF got attention. it's not that obscure.
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>>223632880
>all j-horror
what did he mean by this
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>>223632913
You’re not on our level
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>>223632929
I've got no idea who this guy is, but the final movie he listed makes me think he's Indian, because nobody's ever heard of that movie.
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>>223632933
basement level
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>>223632940
indians do often pretend to be real asians on the internet, but they typically give themselves away
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>>223632944
You are apartment level
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>>223633007
He is more like chair in corner level
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>>223633036
Kek
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>i'll fookin bash ya
i should have watched death race
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The Golden Glove 2019 dir. Fatih Akin
.... meh. ill say the two jump scares genuinely startled me, and when the lady scooped up the mustard and when he opened the crawl space and vomited genuinely had me gagging with disgust. this was just not really for me. i dont find mindless murder very interesting, and while the film was shot well enough that the filth and grotesque nature could be called aesthetic in some way i was not compelled. i know its based on real events but i mean come on are alcoholic women this fucking stupid? Expecially when i directly compare it to Angst, which has precisely what this film lacks:depth of character. Herr Honka may very well be an irredeemable disgusting human being (german), but there could be some indication at all that theres something going on in his mind, but no, he is as two dimensional as a a sitcom extra. quite disappointed but also its gonna be the perfect film for a particular audience.

ill say this, if you are the type who wants to see a movie that depicts a sickening man and yet has no sympathy for him, which is full of deplorable and disgusting characters, and has no redeemable joy at all, save for the coincidental joy of anyone who is not his victim surviving. check this out. it has tension, it has gross out, it has violence, it has some startling bits and its shot with expertise.

Next on the ticket is Bloody Tennis 2026 dir. Nikias Chryssos, i hear its sexy and stupid.
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>>223633007
>>223633036
>>223633106
I can hear your mom calling you, she said stop off topic samefagging
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>>223633115
Hmm it sounds truly torturous, might save it for a special occasion.
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>>223632880
>that one scene
>the Conjuring
w-what scene are they referring to?
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>>223633115
Angst was shit.
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>>223633115
>ill say this, if you are the type who wants to see a movie that depicts a sickening man and yet has no sympathy for him, which is full of deplorable and disgusting characters, and has no redeemable joy at all, save for the coincidental joy of anyone who is not his victim surviving. check this out.
haha, I loved this and I think that despite not liking it you nailed what I did. I thought the movie was hilarious, and yeah, I don't think the guy had any depth of character because most real people don't either, lol. a crocodile or a shark doesn't have any character, and neither does an insane killer, he's just following his instincts. He's a dumbass (hanging fucking air fresheners in his apartment to hide the smell of corpses, lmfao)
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>>223633115
>The Golden Glove 2019 dir. Fatih Akin
I will refuse to watch this out of my hatred of Dollman from Death Stranding 2
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>films I'm looking forward to that were supposed to have an October release date but haven't been confirmed so I'm just praying
The Space Between, Frogman Returns, and Slayground
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>>223633115
>For his shooting of The Cut, a movie on the Armenian genocide, Akin received thousands of death threats by Turkish nationalists.
It's their cultcha
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You guys actually enjoyed Onslaught?
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>>223633212
just one confused guy
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>>223633170
will you please articulate why.

>>223633176
yeah, i especially thought this shot was funny, dozens of new air fresheners for some vague reason kek. i dont think the movie is bad in the sense that its a failure, its just really really not for me. its sick and fucked up and... thats pretty much it.
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>>223633115
I'm literally about to put on Bloody Tennis as well. Hopefully it's good.
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>>223633115
>>223633170
>Angst
It is banned here
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>>223633234
it's the jeet. he can't articulate anything.
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>>223632913
If your Tubi algorithm isn't absolutely raped and gaped by low tier slop then you're not using it right
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>AHS: Cult
Holy shit, can't believe that I slept on this one back in the day. Easily the most entertaining season in a while.
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Alright I really did like the ending.
And the filth-covered Jenny was just fantastic imagery.
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>>223633275
It is for women.
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>>223633254
kill yourself you fat ugly shithead.

>>223633237
hopefully its fun! see you in an hour and a half, probably next thread :)
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>>223633290
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>>223633261
Tubi's great because their search engine basically operates on the level of keywords
You can just type random buzz words into it and get page loads of shit to thumb through
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>>223633115
>i know its based on real events but i mean come on are alcoholic women this fucking stupid?
oh yeah
especially old ones
and especially in the 70s
and especially ex-hookers
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>>223633164
You know the one ;)...
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>>223633300
Someone here last month called it "tennis Suspiria" so I'm really curious how accurate that is… looking forward to reading what you think!

>>223633383
Is it the Lili Taylor exorcism scene?
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>>223633419
>Is it the Lili Taylor exorcism scene?
BZZZZT.
Try again ;)...
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>>223632575
Finished it. I say worth a watch. To anons like >>223632625 worried about a bait and switch there isn't. It's exactly what you see on the cover with lots of tits and ass
>raunchy sex comedy
>lots of Lovecraft references and puns
>decent production and practical effects, props and puppets
>random Stavros Halkias cameo as a pervert
>WNUF director does a good job
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not the kitty.... :(
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this looks way too classy for me to buy, but Severin went all in with this set anyway
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>>223633434
>WNUF director
*ear perks up*
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>>223633480
I'm a WNUF diehard fan, and nothing else the director has done is any good, lmao
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>>223633488
*ear droops back down*
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>>223633431
Is it that scene where the demon claps right behind Lili in the dark?
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>>223633324
I pay for letterboxd like a simp retard, so I can check what streaming services any movie is on from its letterboxd page, so that in conjunction with letterboxd's lists is how I find most of my movies.
but for people smarter than me, this is all you really need:
https://www.justwatch.com/us/provider/tubi-tv/movies?genres=hrr
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>>223633507
>>223633507
>>223633507
>>223633507
>>223633507
>>223633507
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>>223633499
Call Girl of Cthulhu is fun though just not the same kind of movie as WNUF
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>>223633499
lol
>>223633502
imma clap Lili's five hot loli daughters behind her back, if you know what I'm alluding to
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>>223633237
>>223633419
Well I hope that's true, will watch it soon. Need some more lesbo kinos. Red Rooms was fantastic
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>>223633502
Oh, he claps SOMETHING, hehe
Behind her, hehe
In the dark, hehehe ;)
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i had a horror movie idea
The Funeral
our MC goes to his fathers funeral, and slowly realizes his mother is a witch and has placed a horrible curse on the family, dooming them to eternal life
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I watched:
The Exorcist (1973)-Nuff' said about that. Just a precursor to watch the inferior sequels
&
The Deeper You Dig (2019)-I've literally never seen anyone talk about this and I found it just randomly surfing Prime's selection. For a impulse watch with zero budget, this was pretty decent. The directing and cinematography took a lot of successful big swings and the story was harrowing. The only issue is that I couldn't take the "villain" seriously with his faggy haircut and he legit pissed sitting down at a certain point (which actually ties into the narrative) Surprisingly good film
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>>223632463
Did you get tge impression that they were intentionally referencing 80s horror movies? I thought I noticed TCM(duh), The Fog, and Aliens.
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>>223632583
I’m two episodes in, and I don’t care if the mean bitch’s parents are split up. I hope Carrie peels that bitch’s skin off.



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