Pecked out Peepers editionPrevious >>223630991
>>223633507fuck Leaving D.C.
>>223633518Even after all these years, I can't tell if this movie is loved or hated here
>>223633534one guy either likes it or spams it for whatever reason but I don't think any of the rest of us care about it and those who end up watching it don't understand why he's so fixated on it, it's extremely underwhelming, even as something to make fun of.
>>223633513I claim Detentionfu!
>>223633507Lord Summerisle vibes
we all love leaving dc here
>>223633562The Mummy sucked
>>223633528it's not bad, interested in seeing what her justification for cursing them is
>>223633562>the youngest one is the only one who's dead irlsad!
>>223633568That's cool.
kek
What's with highly praised horror movies being absolute fucking garbage? Yes I just finished Obsession, 1 hour and 30 minutes of shit just being awkward and cringe with bad dialogue followed by 15 minutes of a dumbass conclusion that made it seem all like a bad parody of a bad movie.
>>223633562She cute for a lingering ghost/tulpa
Just finished. RSOS #07Forgot to even post about this. Hadn't seen it since opening weekend, and the argument that it's not a horror movie is ridiculous, but it is generally a failure, imo. Which is too bad, because the production design is 200/10 and the casting is outstanding. Jessica Chastain's nose is erotic. The story is so shit and everything else is great, so it's a boring movie I genuinely wish was good. Regal has done 4 haunted house movies in a row (2 of them with Lili Taylor, lmao) and it's time to move onto a new genre.
>>223633600hahahaha, you hate Germans so much
>bloody tennisoh yeah definitely a jeetcoded titlethe movie sucks by the waywhich means people here will say they like it
>>223633607tell me three films you found good and compelling and hopefully that will help me recommend something you will enjoy. or, if your just being cynical for the fucking replies, fuck you for making me read a whole ass paragraph.
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>>223633607And what's the deal with airline food?
>>223633607you're a casual and that's okay, but know that it means we all know you have no idea what you're talking about and think you're an idiot.
to be fair you have to have a high scareq to appreciate obsession
god these fucking flanagan shows always feel twice as long as they actually are
>>223633507Is there anything you can actually do if a big ass bird decided to fuck you up?It has the high ground
>>223633640Fun Fact: Flanagan was in Death Stranding 2 along with the Golden Glove director. Flanagan gives your character a boomerang weapon
>>223633649step one is don't wear heels. what the hell is wrong with women? what's the point of heels unless you intend to get fucked like right then and there? wear some normal shoes and just fucking run, you silly bitches
>>223633667>"boomer"-anglmaohow appropriate
>>223633649I actually sense a Fulci influence here. I wonder if someone working on the movie had seen his movies, they would've been contemporary at the time.
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>>223633668You're not outrunning the bird either way. It's a stand and fight situation, only he's got direct access to your head from an aerial angle and he can't be reasoned with
Scored some killer tapes today from an antique store. Watching them all as a triple feature tonight
>>223633582Damn... another actresses wikipedia page that makes me sad. She needed McGruff in her life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS88-n4Ek0s
>>223633534I've never watched it and I never will because of the spamming.
>>223633616bastard bloody fucking tennis!
>>223633607Are you say popular things are LE BAD? Damn bro, you must be a very interesting person and so much smarter than the people around you.
>bloody tennisso far its pretty slowly going. feels a lot longer than id like. but its entertaining to say the least. i like the characters. one of the chicks looks like an ex ocmine who was really into cnc so im lowkey thinking about the last time i had her in my bed.
Holy sexo. Movie was meh
>>223633623Obsession was shit
>>223633757Nice, Anon. The only one I've seen is Prom Night 2, which is great.>Jack the RipperYou reminded me I need to fit The Lodger with Laird Cregar onto my watchlist. He's great in Hangover Square (1945). Damn shame that he died so young. He could've been another Vincent Price.
>>223633861That’s also what I thought.
>>223633801Nta but Heat is the most overrated piece of shit. Outside of the shootout scene, it’s over the top, ridiculous garbage. I have no idea why everyone here dick rides it calling it a masterpiece.
>>223633904nah, its great. mann knows how to make a crime movie.
>>223633700Such a classic.DS fans should check out The Abomination
>>223633904this is /hor/, kindly fuck off with this off topic shit.
>>223633637You just have bad taste if you ask me
>>223633931will do, thanks anon
>>223633613> Jessica Chastain's nose is eroticThis is absolutely pathetic.
i'm a /hor/i'm afraidi don't know what to dooooo
>>223633940Nobody did. nobody ever does
>>223633904It's overrated compared to the rest of Mann's stuff. Thief and Miami Vice (the show, not the shitty movie) completely shit on it.
>>223633711listen bro, you're not going to convince me that mobility doesn't matter in this fight, and I genuinely believe that in a fight between me and a pointy 15 inch long bird, I'm not coming out on top provided I don't have six inch tripping sticks attached to my soles.
>>223633640They’re for females to watch so these dumb females can feel intelligent.
>>223633942also I'm not sure how many people realize DS got a sort-of sequel
>>223633549never heard of this, thanks for the heads up
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>>223633757Prom Night II is better than the 1st, imo. I watched JTR a very long time ago. I'm not familiar with the 3rd title.
>>223633987That’s your bull
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>>223634004>would never ever sexualize them
>>223634014>the pathetic horror guy**
>>223634014>If they're not willing to get naked, they should've never become actresses kek
>>223633607Wow you're so mad. Why? I don't let bad movies make me angry.
>>223634014Literally me.
This was decentRebecca Hall is hot
>>223634044I don’t know, that movie was very mid and clearly only midwits like it. I genuinely think this movie is loved by people who lock cages around their penis and pay money to women with daddy issuses to call them bad names.There is not an ounce of satisfaction in the movie, or rational decision making.Monster/s are cool but their design is literally "one shape" that repeats.I guess it can maybe be funny for beta males with 70 IQ because they can self insert into it easily.And lets not forget that the ONLY capable person in the movie (less incapable than others) was a black woman.Its total slop,
>>223634057She's a great actress, briefly in Onslaught as well
>>223633562based ant farm bro
>>223634060Kek what copypasta is this
>>223634060d-did you say obsession but mean Resident Evil
>>223633931This film. This fucking film. It scared me to death as a kid. My uncle would get his hands on banned films in the mid '80s and watch them at my grandmother's house. I'd be standing idle in the background observing. The closet the mutation is housed in resembled the very same closet in my grandmother's kitchen. I wouldn't walk anywhere near it. I watched the movie during ''lockdown'' (for the 1st time since I was a kid) and it is still as nihilistic as I remember.
>>223634081You enjoyed both movies, didn’t you?
>>223634143I did. Gonna cry about it, pissbaby?
>>223634060this is the same guy from yesterday, I can't remember what we were arguing about then, but I remember him trotting out his IQ-based insults over and over again despite nobody engaging with them. I think he generally does just pick some dumb position he knows people will argue with him over commits to it for trolling reasons but doesn't actually give a shit about what he's saying. He gave up on it for a good while but looks like he's back now, lol. guess he knew there'd be new people in /hor/ who don't recognize his shtick since it's october.>>223634089lol, nice. this is my favorite post so far this month.
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Obsession and Resident Evil being the lowkey GOAT of horror both being in 2026 is straight up some generational gift from god
>>223634160lmao, what the fuck is this?
>>223634160>The Conjuring: Unspoken is a narrative-driven, interactive horror game set in The Conjuring universe, releasing on Netflix on October 13, 2026netflix has games?
>>223634165I'm growing steadily more convinced that unless something coming out before the end of the year is an absolute phenomenon, Obsession is going to win Best Picture. It sure as shit isn't going to be Digger or Social Network 2.
>>223634174digger is the best film of the decade but it probably is going to be snubbed
>>223634174>Obsession is going to win best pictureNot a snowballs chance in hell.The academy are all old boomers who are too scared to watch horror movies
>>223633534>>223633546>>223633772i'm entirely convinced the original poster of it (not the guy who spams these threads, he's gay and having a laff. i know he's reading this too, fuck you) was the director trying to shill it, and it somehow worked for a bit. i'll even add the spicy theory that /ffg/ was made entirely just for him to shill it.
>>223634152>>223634156Nta but cry about it. That anon just owned you.
>>223634206i miss ffg
>>223634193if it wasn't for Anora, The Substance would've won last year. Best Actress was between Mikey Madison and Demi. If an Anora equivalent doesn't pop up within the next two months, Obsession is the major nominee. I can see it coming.
>>223634209kys dalit
>>223633839still need to see it. i have a strong strong suspicion i'll just be fixated on biel the entire time.stretch still the best tcm girl btw
>>223634231I've been lusting over this 80 year old biddy for days. <3
>>223634174Did you forget how much shilling and bribing The Odyssey did?
>>223633883>>223634003Asides from the lead actresses massive tits and the co-lead's legs nothing about Terror at Tenkiller is that great but I still recommend it. Its very clearly a passion project by a bunch of broke inexperienced kids in the 80s but if you ask me they managed to pull off a decent cabin in the woods slasher with a lot of soul
>>223634244plus they have bonus points for casting Mr. Page
>>223634239When she dies she's going to disintegrate into dust like at the end of a mummy film
every other goddamn horror movie I see these days is about influencers or youtubers. despite enjoying seeing these kinds of characters die, this shit is so played out
>>223634270and I'm going to massage that dust into my sweaty balls
>>223634271I've not seen any horrors about influencers or YouTubers, what are some?
>>223634271What a coincidence. Every youtuber and influencer stream I watch is about horror movies
>>223634278watch Deadstream
Still works so I'm reposting>WNUF Halloween Specialhttps://gofile.io/d/92GYljrb>Out There Halloween Mega Tapehttps://gofile.io/d/jkOpjMU7>Trick Or Treat With Reed Richmondhttps://gofile.io/d/RR9b5RgL
>>223634271A lot of movies are always behind on trends, it's just how it goes. Backrooms was incredibly late to the therapy/mental health slop trend by a number of years.>>223634278#AliveTalk to MeUnfriendedDeadstream#Alive was actually pretty good imo, it was a standard survival horror but with the modern twist of some guy streaming the survival journey to the rest of the world outside the zone.
>>223634300I might have asked this before and passed out before the answer. Someone mentioned a fourth one of these, is that right?
>>223634231Love how the camera just makes sweet love to her legs and thighs throughout the movie. Hooper knew what he was doing.
>>223634314>What Happens Next Will Scare YouI'm not sure if it's directly connected, but it's by the same people.
Bloody Tennis (2026) dir. Nikias Chryssos Sandra Guldber Kampp is fucking beautiful. there was not enough sex, those were the real matchups lacking. Challenger was hotter, and im not even a faggot.>grow win transcendMatriphagy is the eating pattern where children eat their mother. This film uses that as the central metaphor to explore the issues in womens sports. and then it adds a chain to the metaphor by making womens sports act as a metaphor for motherhood in general. The characters are daughters of accomplished female athletes. and as competitors they are sustained and grow by the effect they have on each other.the next central imagery in use is the masonic imagery. the checker floor in the chapel, the altar of ritual the prayers and what not, in conjunction with the tennis. its a fun little aesthetic, but i dont think it really has much to say about whats going on. maybe i dont know enough of my occult lore.the film seems to be asking us what the mother owes to the daughter, and what the daughter deserves in return. we all have a bloated sense of self importance because we all wish we could be theperfect little baby whos every need is immediately doted to by the all powerful source of pleasure.as a slasher, its interesting there is not a lot of slashing going on. theres the penetration at the beginning but not a lot other than that. its a secluded film, not really that interested in the effect men have on society, but the two men are characatures of what the female gaze finds unappealing.oh and tennis rackets are yonic.This movie, while symbolically much more rich than the previous two ive analyzed, also doesnt really satisfy me in a deeper way. maybe the witch spoiled me but i wanna be scared and also filtered. that being said it was dreadfully entertaining, the deaths were creative, a few genuine laughs (including the climax) and very colorful characters.Hellraiser next.
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>>223634333>What Happens Next Will Scare YouOhh. Hey that's that one an anon said he was wondering if it even existed. Kek that's what I thought about all the WNUF films. Well we've got a year to find it so I can watch it next Halloween.
EMERGANCY TICKET CHANGEim watching WNUF Halloween Special cause yall wont shut the fuck up about it. Hellraiser can wait. >>223634300thanks
>>223634384It's more of a comfy halloween mood setter than a horror, but it'll make it feel octobery
woof, not a great start but we should all know what the bargain is by now. just hoping for one or two real winners
>>223634193today I will remind them
>>223634384You're watching the HALLOWEEN SPECIAL... on October 8th
>>223634278just saw faces of death. it's all over that damn movie
>>223634359yummy old crones
Just watched the first episode, and it's further proof that Mike Flanagan is incapable of getting a convincing performance out of anyone. It doesn't help that his dialogue is about as contrived as it gets, but still, the actors make the worst out of the material they have to work with.
>>223634426>Shape Of Water>horrorWhat? It's a fucking romance film.
>>223634384oh fuckheads up it's really for millennials only, if you didn't grow up with broadcast tv it probably won't do much for you. but it's a top 20 movie for me and I watch it every Halloween night.
>>223634450How jewish was the first episode?
>>223634426that film made me so fucking mad. it's making me mad now just remembering.
Since it had been mentioned in this thread, I watched "Sweet Sixteen" (1982). Another "thousand dollar movie", but not nearly as much fun as "Humanoids from the Deep" was. There doesn't seem to be a story or a plot, very loosely connected scenes just happen one after the other. Since no character has any motivation to do anything, the actors don't have to act - so they don't, they kinda just perform the actions that are written in the horrible script. I don't think this even qualifies as "horror". Technically it's a slasher, but the Greek director fails miserably at creating atmosphere or evoking even slight emotions. This movie was so boring I fell asleep watching it and had to watch it in two goes. It gets 2/10 only because it was shot on Panavision and the camerawork was decent.
>>223634426what a fucking terrible year for the oscars. unlimited snuffings. >>223634432yeah what ov it? i dont live in salem but for me i have a sort of salem attitude about halloween. its halloween as long as the month starts with an O >>223634461im between millenial and gen z. i had an ipod but i also checked cds out from the library. i grew up on tony hawks pro skater but also tony hawks underground. the vcr was how i first watched balto, blair witch, and chucky. super 8 and vhs was how i watched my families home movies, and the gamecube is the console i played nfs most wanted on.
>>223634469Eh, I'd say it's around average. 5/(((10)))DEI is on full display, that's for sure.
>>223634450(3eps) was more distracting to me the looksmatch disparity with these too. he's Chadsaurus-Rex and she has jowls
>>223634174Digger is kino and already getting re-evaluated as a cult classic, but Obsession should get Best Picture.>>223634231>>223634239>willingly turns herself into a GILF sexdollh-hotShe's 69 btw, not 80 lol
>>223634509Just be thankful he's not a negro
>the pumpkin patch is in kirk countyGULP... im scared!
>>223634231>>223634239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyF_5GBMj0
>>223634174Obsession won't even get in the nominations. The Odyssey will win or this bullshit movie nobody has heard of called La Bola Negra.
zendaya swept the oscars with 10 nominations and the world just watched it happen
>>223634509the hapa male is lucky to have secured a girlfriend of his own "race"
>>223634520>She's 69 btw, not 80 loldamnit, I must've misread that she was 79 somewhere. I've been thinking she was the best looking 80 year old I've ever seen all week, lolbut still, 69, if you're picking up what I'm putting down, hohohoho haha lol hahaha>>223634552this was a staple of my old Halloween mixtapes specifically because of this movie
my err... "streaming service" broke and now i have to wait longer before starting the WFUN broadcast.... ive been cursed....
>>223634563let's play GUESS. THAT. RACIAL ADMIXTUREherCaucasian, Filipino, and Polynesian (Hawaii) himMedicine Hat, Alberta, and has ties to the Red River Métis Nation and Cumberland House Cree Nation
>>223634554yeah no way is obsession wining against this kind of baithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVxKt0gKDY
>>223634554I think there's a chance it gets nominated, but most likely it would be something like the screenplay or some bullshit best actress thing. I doubt it will actually win anything at all though, but I can at least believe it would get one nomination somewhere.
>>223634594as far as I'm concerned injuns count as asian at least in terms of appearance
>>223634623They technically are, just mixed to shit.
>>223634597>NetflixYiiiikes
>one of the biggest budget horror films of the year>zero hypeIt's directed by the guy who made The Woman in Black (2012) you know
>>223634754It has and has had a shit ton of marketing but idkI'm not there opening day but open to impressions about it I'm pretty wary of comic book movies because a lot of them have that same kind of disposable feel about them
>>223634769Maybe the superhero audience will pull it over the line just from the DC tag. I guess compared to any other superhero film it's small budget
>>223634469>around half of the cast are mystery meats >actual magical black girl >brown students are much nicer to Carrie than the whites >Carrie's neighbor is a kind, sympathetic black girl So yeah, it's Kosher as fuck
Carved any pumpkins yet, Anon?
>>223634469the indian (feather) woman dates an indian (dot) manI don't know if that pairing has ever even occurred in real life
>>223634840That's even more rare than asian male & black female.
>>223634840lol
Just finished. 100<100 #011What the hell is this, lmao?trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Bo-XmCy40
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>>223634872>>223634877>>223634882Absolute kino
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>>223634877>>223634882kek
>>223634888>>223634893It sure wasn't good, but I'm kinda gobsmacked by it
the indian teacher in the new Carrie got accused of being a pedo by the evil bully girl baselessly as form of gossip and then he kills himselfand then they revealed that he was sexting a student
>>223634872>>223634877>>223634882>>223634887Guess I'm watching this now
>>223634899The basedjak has won me over.
>>223634949Lol SJW Flanagan was like...>see, Indians can be victims of racism too>ha psych
>>223634949Based
ah hell>>223634950some of the best acting I've ever seen.>>>/wsg/6248679 (Dead)
>>223635028We need more webms bro, this shit is gold. Some silent ones with subs would be ideal for shitpostin on /tv/ too.
>>223635039it's a short movie and I don't want to ruin it for anybody. like I said, NOT GOOD, but the bottom feeders like me ought to get a kick out of it.it's on Tubi *and* Youtube.
>>223635028It's like I'm watching a documentary
>>223635028I did some acting for a while in commercials and TV, despite having no actual training or experience previously, and I was still somehow far better than this. I'm sometimes stunned how some movies can have such horrific acting.
>>223634754>DC studios Wouldn't watch a comic book related film if it was directed by my favorite filmmaker
>>223635057gaijin actors who live over there and do reoccuring parts in jp shows have to ham it up extra hard. i have no idea why. unironically a weird cultural thing
>>223634174I wouldn't put any stakes in official award ceremonies. It would be nice if it did win, but I don't see that happening based on past winners and nominations.
>>223635128in my experience it's pretty typical of movies directed by non-English speakers, for obvious reasons. they have no idea the guy's giving a bad performance. I honestly wonder when I'm watching foreign movies whether the performances are any good or not, like how would I know? dudes could be using the japanese equivalent of a goofy southern accent and I'd have no idea
>>223635128The Chinese are the same and probably far worse. I think a bit of it is an ego/pride thing and the other part is that foreigners get paid a shitload to do that kind of junk so they're willing to look retarded for some good money.Slightly relevant is Bart Baker, he's essentially a slave in China since he has to be a pro-China retard and make songs about China constantly, but he gets paid an insane amount of money to do it. The drawback is he has to live in China, has no friends there and none of his family are there. There was a short doc on him a while ago and he basically just sits in an apartment making videos all day for Chinese social media.
>>223635159>they have no idea the guy's giving a bad performance. I don't speak Hindi or Mandarin but I can still identify utterly shit acting in their movies.
>>223635185well, you can tell if something's just absurdly bad, but imagine something like a japanese The Room. you'd have no idea "I definitely have breast cancer" was hilarious because not speaking the language you don't get how inappropriate the timing or the delivery are
>>223635159often times the japs give the white people in their movies specific, literal or phonetic directionyou can find stories of them saying they try to play it normal and the jap director tells them to speak with more "emotion" but from the japanese perspective that usually means just being louder but also speaking english in an unnatural, robotic way
Tried to watch Below and it's what I expected. "There's a monster in the water" stretched out over six 40min episodes, when it should've just been a 90min horror movie. Another boring slog Netflix show
>>223635199I suppose so. Physical acting is easy enough to tell and I don't know what the excuse was for this movie, but I get your point about struggling to identify bad acting when it comes to speaking and I'd admittedly probably struggle to notice it in a foreign language movie.
>>223635211that makes a lot of sense to me, good explanation.
>>223635235you can also look up whenever they have A-list hollywood people in japanese commercials and see how they're suddenly weird even though you've seen them act perfectly well dozens of times in normal shit
>>223635211Two things I hate in Japanese & SK shows/movies; non-Japanese/Koreans with speaking roles, and Japanese/Koreans speaking English. I can count on my hand the number of times it wasn't broken as hell and sound like shit. Just stick to your own language and people.
this new Carrie is very dumb and inaccurate to the book but the new Carrie actress is so good and they're spending way more time with her going power-mad and keeping her mom as a hostage for being such a bitch
>>223635252That makes a bit of sense. I wonder if weird acting is why Twin Peaks ended up so popular there then, the commercials weren't unlike the show but were like a more played up version of the shows acting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHgz9yu4kVk
>>223635267the best is when they have a character who has spent time in the US or wherever and "knows" english and then they have them speak english and they sound like a fucking retard and no one can tell
>>223635277I assume it's the same when English actors speak another language they just learned for the role and it's incomprehensible to native speakers. Happens a lot with Russian and they need to add subtitles when it plays in Russia because they have no fucking clue what they're saying.
i made a horrible mistake
>>223635307Yeah, my colombian gf would always complain when we were watching Narcos because the guy who played Pablo Escobar on that is Brazilian and it was so obvious and annoying to herI don't even speak Spanish but I could also kinda tell
>>223635277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU>>223635315he's a big guy for Boo
>>223635267I love Shin Godzilla, but it brings me out of the movie whenever the politician lady raised in America speaks English. It is clear English isn't her first language. Nothing wrong with it, just noticeable. I am guessing not as noticeable for Japanese audiences, just like how I can't tell apart a native Japanese speaker versus one that learned it as a second language.
>>223635384They don't notice because their schools can't teach English. They learn it their entire school lives and most can't say more than 3 words. America fucks up foreign language teaching too, but it's better. Why they still teach french, I have no clue. Should only being teaching Mexican Spanish and Mandarin.
Man I've been too busy this October so far but we're building a new kolollage. I need to add Leaving DC.
A guy that's across the street and 2 houses down in creepy as fuck. He just sits in his garage looking at people. It's not even 7am and he's sitting in his garage just staring at people and cars going up the street.
>>223635384>>223635426It's different when it's a native English speaker fudging their way through Spanish or French, or even like German, most of us hear that shit enough throughout our lives in media and from ordering food to do a decent approximation if you have an ear for itBut if it's some Eastern shit the rules are just too different
>>223635451you should sneak into his place and look for evidence of wrongdoing, there's no way you'd ever get trapped inside and find some Schuman Farms Heads of Lettuce or anything
>>223635451A guy can't even sit in the comfort of his private domicile without being subjected to scorn by anonymous netizens. What is this world coming to?
>>223635550Not when you're just staring at people all the time. If he was in there shooting pool, throwing darts, or reading a book, it wouldn't matter. At least the temps should start tanking soon and it should keep him from doing it.
>>223635451>he doesn't know
>>223635573Maybe he's blind.
>>223635592He drives a car and has a boat in his driveway that he hitches up and goes fishing during the summer.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013) dir. Chris LaMartina heh, pretty good. i liked the authenticity of it, it was made by someone who really gives a shit about the aesthetic of the time. for example the 7 digit phone numbers. that being said the bumpers got grating by the end and the frequency of commercial breaks was too high. commercials arent this frequent except maybe during the super bowl showing. it took me out of the feeling toward the end. im not talking about the feeling of the special broadcast, but the feeling of the whole thing. that being said it was SUPER cozy and well worth the watch. had no idea that the following wasf rom a movie and not a real broadcast>do you believe in ghosts?>no, but i know who to call if there are>ah right and who would that be>g-ghost busters...>very funny. ok, uh sir...and the whole movie has this sort of feeling. it really lends to the experience. wish i had a bowl of popcorn for this one. might watch its sequel. anyway, thats my triple feature for tonight. its been fun guys, see you tomorrow. heres the list of films i watched so far this month:>Cure 1997 キュア dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa >The Haunting in Connecticut 2009 dir. Peter Cornwell >The Witch 2015 dir. Robert Eggers >The Autopsy of Jane Doe 2016 dir. André Øvredal >Angst 1983 dir. Gerald Kargl >The Golden Glove 2019 Der Goldene Handschuh dir. Fatih Akin >Bloody Tennis 2026 dir. Nikias Chryssos >WNUF Halloween Special 2013 dir. Chris LaMartina
>>223635716the commercials becoming more frequent and also repeating is one of the jokes. the more things go off the rails, the more they have to cut to commercial.love that the ghostbusters gag had actually fooled you, it speaks to how great a job they did and how other stuff that tries this, like Buffet Infinity or even WNUF 2, never lives up to it.did you catch that the recording we're watching is the killer's?
>>223635716>images you can hear
>>223635716The sequel tries much more openly to be funny and doesn't work at all because of it.
Me just waiting for my headphone cable to arrive so I can get back to watching new movies.
>>223635716me and Leanna Chamish <3
>>223635803watch a silent movie
>>223635808That still has music. Only hearing out of one side is annoying as hell.
>>223635806You got that Bog chin
>>223634348>Sandra Guldber Kampp is fucking beautifulAgreed. She was great in this and I'm genuinely baffled by the terrible reception. I love how over-the-top it got right at the end.
I'm back from my 3 day vacation (iykyk), what did I miss?
>enjoying Carrie>episode 7 out of 8>that ugly Irish bitch from House of Usher and Midnight Club shows up
>>223635867nuh uh
Critics are calling it everything from shit to fuckin shit
>>223636005I watched Crimson Peak yesterday and I'm confident that if nothing else Chastain is going to be great
I can’t binge entire seasons anymoreIf a show isn’t released weekly, I don’t even bother
they butchered the prom spaz out scene in the carrie, it's all chopped and screwed with narration scenes and flash-forwards
>>223636047>guest director: DJ Screwman, what a get
>>223635750>did you catch thati did not. what textual evidence do you have of this? i cant really see how you would be able to tell. >repeating is one of the jokesthe repetitive nature of the commercials didnt bother me, it was that wed get two minutes of commercials. then thirty seconds of special, then two more minutes, but it wasnt too awful. could have left some on the cutting floor though. >Buffet Infinityi watched that hoping for something that i unwittingly didnt know already existed in WNUF. its genuinely sad how weak buffet infinity is, but the concept i think has enough strength to really be good. microbudget on the east coast seems to be a really strong community of dedicated creatives. also i didnt really mention it but i also really noticed and liked the era appropriate political stuff. i mean it really does give the impression. >>223635871yes. fully agree. the second to last death genuinely had me hooting and hollering. exactly the way to do this, it would have been such a failure if they tried to go the route of terrifying and serious. reminds me of how terrifier 2 is successful because they really let Art sit in frame and just be a clown at times. >>223635878high concept mystery boxes.
>>223636005When did smiling become the most terrifying thing to people?
>>223636083its not the smiling its the eye contact
>>223636088Can confirm. I hate looking people in the eye and them looking at me.
>>223636088Pretty sure it's both.
>>223636047>chopped and screwedKino
>>223636047Every time Ellen DeGeneres showed up I wanted Carrie to force-rip open her face face
>>223636083idk when it was popularize the the trend of grinning and slamming something into your own face being "scary" seems to have taken off with Smile and it really fucking annoys me. Obsession even had examples and it totally took me out of the movie. its cliche at this point and very annoying. seems like other mommy is doing it to signal the struggle of a demon controling a humanoid body though, which isnt an excuse but i mean it makes sense if its trying to appear like a loving mother.
>>223636117>grinning and slammingI'm sure it started even earlier, but Hereditary popularized it.
>>223636117Aaaahhhhhh
>>223636078>i did not. what textual evidence do you have of this? i cant really see how you would be able to tell.the final actual murders didn't get broadcast on TV, silly
also they mad carrie's mom not crazy or villainous enough for her to try to kill carrie at the endbut she still just tries to brutally murder carrie at the end
>>223636047they had one jobalso the entire bettis carrie is on youtubeit's very canadian
>>223636161oh yeah. i guess ive seen enough fake stupid 'broadcasts' that something like that seemed like an 'in universe possiblity' but now that you mention it its pretty obvious. but if i am gonna hold it to that level of realism... how did they not know it was the protesters because we see glimpses of the outfit during the axe scenes and the same dude breaches the filming space at the beginning of the specialp.s. typing beginning is like a fucking rhythm game and i always type it beginnign
carrie's mom has powersshe didn't even diethere's MULTIPLE factions of psychic women competing for carrie's allegiance this was very dumb
>>223636117i had an other mommy after my dad died
>>223636218also note in the book carrie got the telekinesis from her dad, but this show has some weird >actually psychics are all women and men oppress themtheme even though carrie is literally never oppressed by a man at any point in the series so the interstitials about how joan of arc died from misogyny or whatever are completely irrelevant
rebecca halls feet are busted (british) but she looks fantastic in the beginning of onslaught
chances VHS Mixtape is available on torrent sites in the next 24 hours? I go on a little trip but I really really want to marathon it before going
Why is Eddie Munster a werewolf when his mom is a vampire and his dad the Frankenstein monster?This makes no sense, immersion ruined
onslaught is goofballs so far. i'm enjoying it more than i expected.
>>223636062>>guest director: DJ Screw
>>223636273>rebecca halls feet are busted (british)I always liked Hall but never bothered checking out her feet in particular. What English rose do you think has the best grippers?
[SIMP POST] damn Madchen Amick is really all you need to make a good film huh (half-joking as Hooper is the man but she's really incredible in this)
>come to /hor/ to avoid Carrie spoilers>Anon is spoiling Carrie hereReeee
>>223633555>and the kick is good!
Praying for everyone watching the new bullshit flimflan(agan) Carrie series instead of just rewatching De Palma's masterpiece.
So it sounds like Hill House is still Flanagan's best horror show. Midnight Mass wasn't really scary.Why can't he top it? It's been almost 10 years now.
>>223633613a I remember the floating skeleton ghost thing at the start of the movie scaring the shit out of me and then being bored to tears for the rest.
>>223636193>how did they not knowthat I can't speak on, but like you said the other thing is obvious, but for some reason most people I talk to seem to miss it.
Good things>Bela Lugosi as Ygor>Inspector KochBad Things>Extremely unusing of Frankentein's Monster Karloff>Rushed Ending partSad mixed feelings, started promising but... should have been more
>>223634754The effects for when his face gets all fucked up looked genuinely great but the story seems to be a super generic revenge plot Also I'm pissed that they changed the character's name from Basil Karlo to like Matt Jones or something for seemingly no reason
>>223637151>KarloffThat limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care
>>223636967Is this actually good though? Hooper is kinda hit and miss for me, but with Perkins in the mix it should be kino.
>>223637189why? what did he do to you?
Here's a glowing review for Other Mommy: https://youtu.be/s_MYeynLMiE
>>223637286She also loved Leviticus.
>>223637235It's a line from Ed Wood (1994)
frogman status?
>>223637399She's an Australian in America doing some film festivals so she's probably hyped. I didn't see Leviticus since it's a fag movie. She does a lot of extreme horror reviews.She compared Other Mommy to Dust Bunny, which I quite enjoyed, saying it had a dream atmosphere and stretched logic. I'm looking forward to seeing it.
>>223637454aw, I didn't remember the line :(
>>223637481Nobody knows when it'll get an actual release date or if it wants to keep doing festivals. Frogman is definitely a Chad though.
>>223637492It's a very good movie, you should rewatch especially for the Halloween season.
>>223637492>>223637519It's Tim Burton's best work imo. I first watched that film with my dad. I should watch it again.
>>223637481>me and my girlfriend (imaginary)
>>223637219Perkins' appearance in it is honestly pretty limited, more of a "hey this guy deserves a little something" rather than a real solid role. it's a pretty minor film for sure, but it looks great and I think it shares with a lot of Hooper's later stuff a certain warmth in his approach to his characters. it reminds me a bit of Romero's work from around the same time like Monkey Shines and The Dark Half in that it's centered around the unleashing of repressed and unconscious desiresultimately not something you need to go out of your way for but enjoyable
>>223637532fun fact: Burton made Ed Wood instead of Cabin Boy, which Chris Elliot wrote specifically for him.
Remember /hor/, THIS is your queen.
>>223636083>>223636117The creepy smile was not invented by A24 or Smile jfc. Never heard of an evil laughter either? Getting tired of whiny 4chan autists who thinks everything they don't like about the world didn't exist until 10 years ago after they became bitter 30+ year old NEETs.
Btw Jeff the Killer with his creepy glasgow smile was literally invented by you autists on 4chan and creepypasta forums after you watched The Dark Knight in 2008 so don't act like you're above the trope lmao
>>223637580good post.
>>2236375753rd hottest girl in that movie
>>223637552That is indeed a fun fact. I didn't know it. Cheers anon.
>>223637575troons almost look like real women these days
>>223637612boy are you right. I saw it and never even think about Amanda Fux unless professor cocksucker forces her on us, and honestly wouldn't have even noticed her, but the number of times I've jerked off to Hannah Einbender's ass since, who I'd never even heard of before, is in the triple digits.
>>223636083Because it shows that whatever entity is smiling at you has malicious intent and takes glee in what they are going to do. There is no reasoning or understanding, they simply want to hurt or harm you. That's pretty scary imo.
>>223637580ok stop sperging out
>>223637641
>>223637612>>223637636>>223637641Silence cucks
>>223637658Would have consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation with her
The critics have spoken
>>223637660Sorry lad but she is mogged by Gilian Anderson. Young and nubile brunettes with doe eyes don't last.
>>223637658good lord look at that brapper
>>223637660Do you think they DP'd her?
>>223637658i'm not gonna watch the film ever but I appreciate the webm
>>223637679The hags can never compare with a young and nubile goddess like Amanda Fix
You ass fags disgust me.
>>223637708what an odd thing for a fag to say
>>223637722Being attracted to asses is gay because men also have asses
Nudity isn't allowed in movies anymore
>>223637519>>223637532No I mean I did watch the film, i just don't remember that particular line, it's being long time since i watched it
>>223637743false, I take videos of my dick every day.
>>223637674It should’ve been an adult son, with the other mom serving as a metaphor for his oedipal tendenciesShe’d get freakier and freakier, and-
>>223637743only male nudity is allowed because women and fags won.
>>223637772>you should rewatch especially for the Halloween season.your mind is slipping, anon. it's alzheimer's.
Morning Fixbros
>>223637641Based an Einbinderpilled
>>223633904It's especially funny how chuds like the movie since it's about how men are monstrously obsessed, dysfunctional, and destructive.>but portraying the dad as being dumb in a sitcom is sexist or something
>>223637797I see her going on HRT and growing disgusting eyebrows and a mustache
>>223637845I'd much rather be dysfunctional and obsessed than dumb, jesus christ.
>>223637836>>223637856You cucks disgust her
feels good, I hate her guts and hope she dies
>>223637772I'll watch it again, too, fren.
>>223637900i will rape you for one hundred million years
>>223637919now that's just unrealistic.
>>223637922i got some boner pills from the gas station
How will cucks cope when Conjuring First Communion becomes the highest grossing horror movie of all time?
>Debbie Does Damnation archive file includes 10 minutes make-of at the endsoul
>>223637971my favorite thing about the Criterion Channel is that they're gradually adding all the physical releases' special features to the streaming versions too, including commentaries.
>>223637956When adjusted for inflation, #1 & #2 are never being beaten.
>>223637981as they should, getting those special features and extras was one of the reasons to buy a dvd more than anything for me
>>223637985Cuck already coping lmao
Sounds like Other Mommy stunk? Too bad the bathtub scene was really creepy
>>223638032Stating a fact isn't coping. Dude, you're clearly a terminally online brown Indian. Get off and go play with a cow or train, whatever you people do.
>>223638032I will rape you again tonight
Fixbake imminent
>>223637733I guess men being attracted to legs is also gay because men have legs too.
>>223638137>>223638137>>223638137>>223638137>>223638137
>>223638032what's the word for a guy posting pictures of a woman he's attracted to with her boyfriend who that also calls other people cucks?
>>223637640Looks cool but also like a Blob rip-off
This thread is embarrassing. May the next one be less so.
>>223638170how likely do you think that is
>>223638184I have nothing left in this world but misplaced hope.
>>223638170It's October, this is how it goes every year
>>223633562
>>223633649A crow would only do this to a human if it was desperately trying to find a gift to give a different human. Think of it like Christmas shopping 20 years ago, or Black Friday but for crows.
