YOU DON’T WANT ME TO STOP DIGGIN’Previous: >>223605985
dead on arrival
NOW MOTHER NATURESHE LOOOOOOVES A freshly-baked digger thread
It's going to be a month of this shit.
>>223635892LET’S BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF DIGGER THREADS MR JANNY
>$250 million lossdiggbros...
>>223635934It’s not my problem. It’s those Skydance Jews problem.
I am a Digger.
>>223635957how are they gonna dig their way outta this one
>>223635967we're all diggers, and this is our oil field
>>223635969they're gonna nuke chyna
>>223635837...I dig.
>>223635892>Guys, is it a shill thread, or isn't it a shill thread? It doesn't matter. When I first saw the original /dig/ general, it was just two anons, samefagging for the entire thread. The poster who was supposed to be me and the shill were both played by the same guy. And at the end, when my uncle OP, you know....gets banned...everyone in the thread started cheering. And I found myself cheering along with them. The whole point here is to give anons a release, something to shitpost about. You're both right.
>>223635934>make a satirical movie about how satire is worthless>also make the studio making it lose millions of dollars making itI kneel.
hits way too close to the small hats.
>>223635837What is this post trying to imply?They had it all the promotional posters too...I just makes me irritated for some reason.
>>223636673*POSE, not postRetarded half lunge squat
>>223636673he's mimicking digging
>>223636751Okay that's too much DIGG™- related content for it not degrade to a boring Shtick.
>>223635837oh shiet he gon dig!
Go support digger ASAP
>>223636751His feet are too far apart for that. I've hat to Digg quite a bit in my life and never have Inor others assumed this pose.Fuck I already hate this move and will never watch this pretencious shlock
Somebody get these FILLERS out of my digger thread.
>>223635837I checked the last thread you linked to that "hit the bump limit" and it did... after two entire days lmaoIt technically did max out and 404, but only because it was moving so slowly that it just kind of hung around and festered with the same 6 people bumping it for 48 hoursPeople here love to talk all the time about "shill threads" when a movie comes out and gets really popular so people talk about it a lot, but shit like this are the actual shill threads. It's a dozen or so people artificially propping up a movie the overwhelming majority of people didn't like and don't care about because it vaguely supports their political agenda to try and make it seem more popular than it actually washerbs and spices
>>223637112Sorry bro. But the digger speech may actually be the greatest movie scene of the century. It's giving the giant purple lady from BR a run for its money
>makes a movie about how much he hates movies>loses the studio a quarter billion in the processUnfathomably based. Todd Phillips must give up his crown.
What are some times you acted like Digger?>Be Diggerchad>Dig>Keep diggin'
Foids will never understand this male power fantasy.
JESSE PLEMONS BRIS I DIDNT KNOW HE EAS IN THIS KM BUYKNG FORTY TICKETS NOE
>>223637159Cruise-Missile is washed. Personally I don't want to see him anymore, without his looks he's just a other multi-billionaire weird cult member with zero personal appeal.
>>223637175Buy a shovel right now, go to the dessert and start digging. The world needs more oil, the world needs more diggers.
>>223637213>go to take a piss>there's a turd there from last time>piss on the turd>i cut through it and a chunk breaks off>piss on the chunk>it disintergrates>the bowl turns brownLEVEL 4
Why did he flood all of Europe?
>>223635837>/tv/ is still #MadAtMortI'm rewatching Digger on Monday.
>>223637282One lowkey joke in the movie is that the glacier ultimately hits The Netherlands. They projected it to hit Norway, but due to extraordinary bad luck the glacier maneuvered between Scandinavia and the British Isles to hit Europe.
>>223637282He's based and diggpilled
I want to go see this next Tuesday, but do you think it will still be in theaters then?
Ya dig?
>>223635837honestly its really good. they should of advertised it as a cult classic stage plays revival/opening night and the lead, a father expecting his daughter to be there to watch it) has to worry about whether his missing daughter is alive or not.thats the thread spanning the entire film and the one they should of ran with.its a solid film all on its own but the marketing is atrocious for some reason.
DIGGER GOT US INTO THIS MESS AND DIGGERS GONNA DIG US OUT
>>223635837/tv/ is Digger country
>>223636820>>223636673the screenshot looks retarded but in motion it's kino
>>223637607but if that's the case, it's kind of weird how it isn't spreading via word of mouth the way Obsession or The Backrooms did then, huh?It's almost like this is a movie that just about everyone doesn't actually like, because the opposite effect is happening. See with movies like Obsession, they had little to no marketing, and very few people saw it initially, but because everyone who did liked it and spread positive reviews via word of mouth, they became huge very quickly. Just about the exact opposite is happening here. Similarly very few people saw it, despite having a significantly larger marketing budget, but of the people who did, they spread extremely negative views via word of mouth. You following what I'm saying here? Can you dig it? The movie did so poorly that it's getting pulled from the theaters less that 2 weeks into it's theatrical run because people did not like it. Can you dig that?
i don't like how washed out the colours look. it's like when you try to watch a hdr movie on a screen that doesn't have hdr
>NO PHONEPOSTING IN THE ASSEMBLY! NO PHONEPOSTING IN THE ASSEMBLY!>FUCK YOU, LET EM BAN EVADE WITH AIRPLANE MODE I WASN'T TALKIN TO YOU ANYWAY>I'm talkin to YOU good folks, the comfy lurkers at home. You dont have the luxury to worry about what the board'll be like in 10, 20 years, you're just trying to get through the first page! And I know it sucks! But do you realise what would happen if I stopped prunin'? The whole board would die, get overwhelmed with off-topic threads! The dozens of fun threads I prune are NOTHIN compared to the MILLIONS of AI bollywood threads I'm preventin'!
>>223637891I love how all the characters look like walking corpses. It gives it a dreamlike ambience that feels like the world sleep walking to its grave
>>223637813Here's a scoop for you - the studios want to kill it. The whole film is a big fuck you to the system and they're afraid of what Digger might bring out of people during a precarious inflection point. Digger dug too deep. Now can you dig that?
>>223637908Damn. And you're telling me a movie with satire as clever as this didn't do well? You're saying it was one of the biggest flops in movie history? Well, I just can't believe it, because I'm dumb as shit and this is the most clever thing I can think of!
>>223636406That's fucking crazy, man.
>>223635837Unironically the worst, most boring, please end now excrusiating experience I ever had. It was boring, it was bad, it was cringe and it was full of milenial wirtting. Literally had all elements that made something shit. I know passing time with my dad is important. I wont have him forever, but jesus christ he could have choose a better movie. Literally anything else is better than this garbage
>>223636673suka blyatt!
>>223637950Oh, that makes sense why it didn't spread via word of mouth like Obsession or The Backrooms did then with only a fraction of the marketing budget this had- wait hang on, no it doesn't at all!If I didn't know better, I'd think your reply was dog shit cope that had nothing to do with the post it was responding to
>>223635837Still not watching it shill
>>223636820phoneposter exposed
>>223637990The big speech is literally and I mean LITERALLY and unironically the greatest movie scene of the century so far. If you haven't seen this movie go for only this scene. It's like witnessing Indiana Jones running from the boulder or Neo dodging the bullets. Watch it even if you think the rest of the movie will be shit
>tfw can’t read the threads or general or I spoil myself
global warming is unfounded complete made up bullshit
>>223638018Just go to the movie tonight and get back to us.You will dig it
>>223637990>milenial wirttinghave you tried not being brown?
>>223638037How to tell you're posting in a shill thread
Is this the most chudpilled movie of the decade? If not, what is?
What's up, lovely people, I actually wrote a song for us diggers and our Digger king, gonna sing it for ya right now, alright, first a quick round of applause for the orchestra, cause they wailin' back there, they sound so good doncha agree? Ok, let's go>I dreamed a dream, a digger's dream>A shining light, a fleeting gleam>We sang his song, with faith and hope>The Digger's might, fuck all kikes>*Shovel solo*Yeah, I knew you'd like it, niggers
>>223638152>Billions must drillSounds pretty child to me
>>223637994>word of mouthThose mouths are bought and paid for. You think that shit was organic? Digger is burying sacred cows and the ranchers are scared.
>>223635914Dennis Quaid should sue
>>223638248>the millions of people who say this movie is bad are all paid shillsvs>the handful of anonymous people spamming nonsensical posts praising it are totally organic and correctYeah, I bet this must sound super smart if you have horse poop for brains
lmao, havent browsed /tv/ in years, glad this film got 3 or 4 dedicated autists that like it. I had no idea what the movies was about and why it got bad reviews, but after walking out of the theater and reading some of them it was pretty clear that either they didnt understand it or they were the people that the film is making fun off. Instant cult classic, Tom Cruise will keep delivering kino until they day he dies
>>223635934Why did it cost so much? Isn't it just Tom Cruise acting zesty for two hours, at least that's what I got from the trailer.
enough from the diggers
What are some other Diggerpilled televisions and films? UTOPIA (2013) (the UK version) is similarly about the elites dealing with a climate apocalypse while trying to keep the cattle under control through media manipulation and glowie fuckery
>>223638415>this will promote my movie to normiesthis kind of stuff is only cementing it as a nazi cult film. Congratulations on somehow making it's already bad reputation worse. If it wasn't bad enough before that the overwhelming majority of people didn't like it- now you're making it's reputation>Digger- the nazi movie that nobody liked!Well done?
>>223635837>Wife interrupts the play in the final scene to call him and tell him his daughter is safe>Wife shows up in person just a minute later to congratulate him after the play endsWhy the fuck couldn't she wait a minute longer?
>>223635837SORRY FOR PARTY DIGGIN
How do I get a GF that looks like them?
>>223635892You're just #TriggeredByDigger
>>223635837I wish movies released on streaming sooner, I don't wanna pay for this bullshit
Who will play Son of Digger in the upcoming prequel?
>>223635880>digg on arrival
>>223637891I think unlike most modern movies it's deliberate design choice to sell the bleak defeatist attitude though I can certainly agree with not being too fond of it
>>223638152Definitely not, it's bog standard liberal whinging about environmentalism with the two dissenting voices (Digger and the President) being the explicit villains of the narrative, so even if they're correct (which they are) their exaggerated personas convince the average person they're wrong and untrustworthy.Even the meta commentary about how laughably, cartoonishly terrible the commentary is doesn't do it favors
>>223638712brainlet
>>223638712>ultimately the message of this movie is that the people that advocate against climate change are stupid and easily manipulated damn- i can't believe fucking nobody liked it except the actual dumbest people on earth
The movie isn't about environmentalism (the environmental catastrophe that happens is completely nonsensical and unrealistic).It's about how the elites fucking suck and need to be replaced and how we're all complicit in propping them up.It isn't a chud movie by any means, but leftists feel attacked because they're a bunch of ineffective whiners that have been psyopped into thinking everything is hopeless (I wonder if leftist media is controlled opposition).
>>223638872>It isn't a chud movie by any meansis that why only far right wingers on anonymous message boards are promoting it?
>>223638939This is practically namefagging now. Really embarrassing.
>>223637112>i deliberately entered this thread I hated and then entered the previous thread>and in THAT one you said the bump limit of the previous one was hit>so I checked out THAT one too but it took 2 days to hit the bump limit! BTFO LMAODigga MINDBROKE this nigga lol
>>223638960Does that mean the movie you're shilling for was actually a secret misunderstood masterpiece now?Can you tell me how to get in on this? I want to get paid too!
>>223638985Some people are so joyless they are genuinely incapable of believing someone sincerely liked something. Sad, honestly.
>>223638985it's been spammed on this board 24/7 for the last week and a half, and it's annoying as shit. Damn, can't figure out why someone might get ticked off that this blatantly forced shill campaign is being shoved down everybody's throats despite it taking two full days for threads about it to hit the bump limit
>>223639039Hide the threads, faggot, and stop whining like a bitch. Thanks for the bump, lmao
>>223639130Okay, be honest with me- how much are they paying you to shill for this? Is there a sign up sheet? I must be exclusive because this is literally the only place shilling for it- literally everyone else in the world is panning it. is being anonymous a part of it?
>>223637607>should of
>>223638055>in a shill threadAll threads are shill threads here. It's all to push product.
>filler uncs seething at diggerchadsMany such cases.
>>223637994hey, what were those two movies you brought up in three separate posts again?
>>223639211And the movie was pro-unc. Curtis was totally winning his argument with the millennial director before Captain Palantir bailed her out.
Kinda shocked to read a lot online that people think Fossil Fools isn't really all that funny. I fucking lost it so many times. The opening, the boardroom scene, witnessing the tsunami with the popcorn and puking, the big UN speech. Holy shit I was dying.
>>223639266I also told at the nuclear football scene with the hulking 6'6 secret service agent
I am a digger.
i'm gonna go watch it again tonight
>>223638286Well everyone is retarded now so if they all say it’s bad they’re probably wrong, since the opposite is always true
>>223635880You could say it's digging its own grave
>>223637175See it in Vistavision since The Odyssey is taking back the Imax screens
>>223637282The eurocucks allowed themselves to be invaded by mudslimes, so he had to rectify the problemHe should be given a medal honestly
>>223638011Experiencing this scene in a theater was worth the admission. The roars of the crowd as he was entering was intense. Plus I just love his speech.>YALL NEED ME SO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK>THERE'S NO GROUND IN THOSE MELTING ICECAPS! LET'S GO TO WARRRR
>>223640218>Experiencing this scene in a theater was worth the admission.this is what people shilling bullshit say
>>223640125>this is how you should pay a lot of money to see itshoo shoo shillshoo shoo
>>223637112Holy shit bro you mean people on /tv/ are discussing films? Holy shit, kill them all, we need to make room for more AI jeet threads and Xochitl Gomez jerkoff threads.
>>223640256I don't care faggot
>thread full of diggerlovers
>>223640279Do you think a dozen people destroying the catalog spamming the same movie that was the biggest flop in movie history trying to praise it as if it were the best movie ever made isn't annoying?No one would care if there was one single thread about this movie that got terrible reviews that nobody saw- but there have been constant 24/7 spam threads all over the board destroying any actual conversation for over a week now. Stop pretending like this is organic because it's as boring and stupid as the movie you're shilling
I am ADDICTED to Big Digger
>>223640332Immediately stopped reading when you equated box office to quality.
>>223639399...a digger?
>>223640332I will make you a deal big guy....I will stop spamming digger threads if you provide to me, a better scene from a movie made 2000 or after that is better than diggers speech that isn't the giant purple lady from Blade Runner 2049. You got one shot to convince me. Go.
What the fuck I actually went to see it out of curiosity after the shilling here and it's a complete scam. None of the scenes from the trailers were shown and instead it was just Tom Cruise silently digging a hole for two hours.
>>223640494Youuuu got ta go dig those holes
>>223640332Bro, you need to take your risperidoneIf you have trouble remembering to take it they can give you shots now
>My name is Inigo Montoya. You haven't seen Digger. Prepare to die.
The thread at first presents itself as unfunny, limp-dicked liberal shitposting about an oil baron who destroys the world and the thinly-veiled DRUMPFT parody President who enables him. One anon plays an anti-shill guy who gets a bunch of cringe mic-drop speeches about how these evil, greedy shills ignored LE BOX OFFICE and will answer to GOD. It’s intentionally unfunny and anons are so irony poisoned it’s unbearable and cringe.About 40 posts into the thread it’s revealed that we are actually watching a schizophrenic samefag that is parodying an ACTUAL real-world thread that happened about 30 hours ago. The OP is an actor portraying a ridiculous version of real-world /tv/ shills, and he hates the show he’s putting on because it trivializes a real-world tragedy and reduces an evil phenomenon into cartoonish nonsense. An advertising agency employed the OP, bribed the jannies, and finances the thread to help launder Digger’s image and give anons a stress reliever so they can throw tomatoes at a flopping movie while being content in the board the ruling class destroyed. When the thread is over the posters all put on le mask and walk out into yet another /dig/ thread patrolled by bots and crazed anti-shills. It’s very bleak
i need to have digger regularly injected into me
>>223640799It's a lotta fun to watch
>>223637968What I've been saying this entire time is that """THEY""" panned this movie because they're afraid of the masses hearing its message.
What in the goddamn fuck is this movie?
>>223640911Tom Cruise IS Digger.
Digger digits
what is this some kinda digger?
Just got out of the cinema. It was literally a masterpiece. By far movie of the year and Tom Cruise's best movie. I'm not even memeing.Wtf happened? How is the best movie of the year one of the biggest bombs ever?
>>223636576>>make a satirical movie about how satire is worthlessyou missed the point of the film. It's literally a great example of gallows humor and why its necessary.
>>223637908
>>223637891>washed out coloursStop watching camrips, anon.But seriously, I think this is a movie that needs to be seen in a good kinoplex. If the screen is bright enough, the color grading still works. And I'm kind of sad I didn't catch this in IMAX. I was avoiding all information beforehand, which is why I also missed the fact that it's presented in VISTAVISION.
I am not paying money to watch this.
>>223635837Why does this movie look like an active war zone where everyone and everything is covered in concrete dust.
>>223641152Because it's all fake
Why does Digger trigger /tv/ so much?
>>223641908its forced
DiggerGODS stay winning
I saw it but it was in French so IDK what actually happened
>>223638011This scene topped anything in the odyssey
every second away from digger's light i feel nothing but pain
>>223635892Three months till oscar dominations are out
>>223635837GET THAT DIGGER BITCH OFF THE BOARD
>>223638410The setpieces and stages transitions looked really exepnsive
>>223637308Guess they should have nuked it
>>223638410Those hand made artistic as fuck sets aren't cheap. And there was a lot of attention to the costumes as wellTo all the zoomers reading this. This will be the last human made movie you will ever witness before the AI takes over. Go see it in theaters
>>223638011the blah blah blah part was a bit too much but as someone that lives in oil country the whole you need me part hit
>>223640494
It's kinda weird how bad Sandra Huller is in this. It's not just the writing, she overplays every line.
>>223638011I will buy a ticket because of this, thanks anon
>>223640961Hard to market the movie. Not just the "play" aspect but the wider context of how said play is based off true events within that world.
Just watched it at the theatre, I don't know what the irony-poisoned opinion here is anymore but I really enjoyed my time with it and I might even watch it again
I'm really not the kind of guy who does these things but I wish I had saved my opening day ticket.
I laughed way more than I thought I would
>>223635837Where can I find a non theater quality stream or I wont watch?
>>223643136I have never understood that thing of watching a movie in the theater several times soon after watching it the first time. If the movie is re-released 10 years later I see the point but not just when you already watched it. And more with how expensive theater tickets are nowadays.
>>223643525Mainly because I went with a friend and my family wanted to see it to so I'd feel bad not going with them as well. Nothing to do with rewatching for better understanding or anything
>>223643563Ahhhh ok, in that case I understand it.Do you think you understood all the levels of criticism in the movie?I thought it was going to be just a movie criticizing corporate greed destroying the planet but there were more things.
>>223642981I just walked into the showing at the time on my ticket and awkwardly sat next to other people and realized I was seeing the ending because for some reason it ran 15 minutes over. Fuck my life I left after a couple minutes and now im going back in.
>>223640460An eager Beggar, sir.
>>223643676Sorry to hear that anon, I hope you still have a good experience
>>223643601>Do you think you understood all the levels of criticism in the movie?I mean the movie isn't exactly subtle in its criticism HOWEVER my friend pointed things out to me that I completely missed and I will be looking for the next time. I was so pleasantly surprised
about to watch DIGGER for the second time in the best theater in my city and in imax this time. all seats were taken but i lucked out with a single open seat perfectly in the center
>>223643747I haven't ever been to imax and hardly ever been to the theater as it is. I am realizing after doing some digging that I've gone to the most embarrassingly small imax in my area. Also it turned out they had to clean up still so im sitting in a silent room with someone sweeping up. Holy shit this theater is ass next time I'm finding an actual imax theater
>>223635837You gettin' uppity with me, digger?
diggerposting is the best thing to happen to /tv/ in years
>>223643808I read my post and it sounds like a shill but I'm literally not. Goddamn, I simply love DIGGERposting.
Digger 2 release date has been announced for December 8th, 2030
>>223643843The ticket was for tomorrow. Oh my god. They scanned it and let me in and everything and I didn't even notice until now. I guess I'm gonna hide in the bathroom for half an hour until the next showing and hopefully nobody notices.
>>223643947>>223643843Jesus Christ, well at least you'll have an anecdote to tell, and you can even go again or let someone watch it tomorrow
DIGGER IS KINO!
What is this movie about? A digger?
Was the Gorillaz song from the trailer featured anywhere in the movie at all, like not even the credits?I’m a little bummed about that, that song from the initial trailer hooked me, along with Cruise’s crazy shovel dancing, but none of those were included in the final movie! I was waiting for him to pick up a shovel and dance on the railing at the boat like in the trailer, but it never happened damnhttps://youtu.be/Rd21PhsDHww
>>223643774Apart from the main criticism of corporate greed destroying the planet there is also is also the one about the hypocrites that hate Digger but that couldn't live without the oil he produces. Then there is the one about people that think they are on the good side but end up hating so much that become evil too like when the audience cheers Digger drowning.And there is the one that is represented by Kenny (Digger's nephew) that I haven't understood yet. He funds the theater play I don't know why, if it is to earn money from people's hate, to change the story a little or what is his intention.
>The Digger Cinematic Universe is being developed by Cruise and Iñarritu after the enormous success of Digger>Digger: Bigger is expected to start pre-production in late 2027>Anne Hathaway is in talks to join in an as of yet undisclosed role>Amy Adams has signed a 4-picture deal as Diggerina>Frank Sinatra's hologram is expected to play a major role, maybe as a villain
>>223635837Look at the old man dancer in the silents. Cruise can't match that agility, whimsy, skills, etc. A walled ex-twink without summer SFX needs to keep it lower-budget.
>>223638011I think the movie has a lot of issues, mostly in the script, but the europe scene really does make the movie. Tom should win the oscar for it alone.
>>223643808Diggers, I'm early, this theater is fucking gigantic.
>>223637607It’s solid and I don’t know why critics are shitting on it, sure it’s wrapped in the veneer of basically being an up it’s own ass dr Strangelove but it is well shot and the sets are genuinely impressive. Its commentary is on the nose but everything around it is well done. It’s like don’t look up but trying to actually be a piece of art rather than bullshit
>>223639266I agree. I'm seeing that too. John Goodman and Cruise were really hilarious. I enjoyed every scene in the movie. it felt so grand like I really was watching a broadway show or something. one of the best movies I've seen in years. I can't stop thinking about how kino it is. I can't wait for when we can make screenshot collages and kino scenes get put on youtube to be seen by the masses
>>223644499they get filtered by the ending
Digger is projected to make digillion dollars at the box office!
Is this some global warming bullshit?
>>223644522That’s so weird to me, it’s almost like a 70s sci-fi movie where the bad guys win.
>>223636013Kek
>>223644483based. let us know ur thoughts after!
>>223636820>anon wont watch the digger because the fake digging motion isnt realistic enough JUST
>>223644569They thought a white man bad, and oil is le bad movie would work in 2026 during an oil supply crisis.
>>223644777Actually its a meta commentary on that exact thing, tom cruise explicitly tells us that it is gay, fake and retarded but jesse plemons character says that it doesnt matter because retarded goys NEED their goyslop entertainment
How did that nothing PTSDog movie that Brad Pitt shat out outgross the digg man?
cruise and Iñárritu are carrying on kubricks legacy with this film. after seeing products for so long it's so nice to see a real movie
>>223635837Hey guys... I don't think i'm gonna DIG this one.
>>223644340Oh yeah I did notice those points. When it comes to your last one I am also trying to understand it, it's hard to say where Kenny's morality lays, he clearly sees Digger in Curtis but also wants to make people celebrate and be entertained from the most awful thing that has ever happened, the reality is clearly grim due to his family and he owns a massive surveilance company able to find someone in a completely cut-off area within hours, so at the moment I struggle to understand his deeper point of view. I do think that in a twisted way he helps some people get closure
>>223645063It's basically showing how rich and awful people control art being made even when it's critical of them and also how it personally absolves their guilt in a way. Think about South Park, how they skewer Trump and his allies every week and yet it's owned by Skydance who are direct friends and supporters and donors of this admin, he's just doing the same thing
Playing Dig Dug to get my Digger fix
bought tickets for my whole extended family we're gonna go on sunday after church wish me luck bros
>>223645063>>223644340the last point was the simplest for me to understand, it’s just pointing out that art isn’t the answer. This kid took his families worst day and used that to frame the story and own it entirely, it doesn’t matter what people think or feel, they did what they want with our lives and continue to do that. Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger died in their beds surrounded by loved ones while the last twenty years has seen an average of 4 veterans committing suicide a day. It’s nice to point out and laugh at how incompetent our elites are, but if we make no meaningful moves to actually replace and supplant them then it’s all moot
>>223645163I think the movie has its cake and eats it too by doing a good modern satire, but also being a deeper film. >tom cruise the sex icon putting on old age makeup and playing a gross rich guyunfathomably based and giga pilled
CAN YOU #DIGG IT
>>223645110>>223645163I see it better now, thanks anons, I'm so glad I went in blind. One of the best theater experiences in recent memory
>>223645371The whole narrative outside the satire is there to help strengthen it imoEvents and their consequencesHelps massively emphasize the actual impact this sorta stuff can have on the world Honestly I don't like this director's work all that much but Digger got me
mortdecai never left?
>>223642820Kinda felt like her performance to be not bad, the issue is she's literally overshadowed by everyone else in the cast.
>>223645371Cruise hasn’t been a heartthrob in 20 years. It’s about time he started playing against type.
I put the 'h' on it to emphasize, it's 'DIGGAH'. Y’know digga, digga this, digga... DIGGA! DIGGA PLEASE, ay, can you lend a digga a shovel?
>>223636820>hat to Diggintentional?
DIGGER BROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGIT'S LIKE WINE IT GETS BETTER OVER TIME
>>223643808you go to the kinoplex by yourself? people do that?
>>223645673#madatdigga
Just watched it for the first time, went in knowing basically nothing other than it's about an oil tycoon and everyone dislikes it.What a fucking movie. It was so weird and even though I loved it, I'd have a hard time recommending it to someone? Not because it's bad or anything, but just because it's weird. The movie is so in your face and obviously satirical, but it never hits a point where it feels insulting or anything. Tom Cruise is phenomenal btw he cements himself constantly as a top 5 all timer.
LEVEL 4 DIGGER ALERT=============The word "Dig" appears 116 times in just 210 posts. Now that's efficiency!
NOW LADY DUBS...............SHE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES A WINNER
Post Digger lost media https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BADqgl2Oy30
>>223646011The "twist" might immediately throw people off, but what works is it's one where there's actual payoff for it. Feels very rudimentary at first but you realize that added layer pays off the movie in a much bigger way.
>>223646207theres MORE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvynTFi7gGMhttps://www.tiktok.com/@digger.rockwell5/video/7682869531169131807
FYI 95 % of posts in this thread are AI. I got tricked into seeing it with the botposts everywhere. It's a nothingburger.
>>223646236Can the digger dig AI?
>>223637813Horror Buff is very real. Digger doesn't have any attractive genre tag, it's just letterboxd-core, the kind of thing that would never make 100 mil
>>223637891It makes the scenes with color pop even more. The shots of the plane set from the theater have gorgeous color and so does the sunset on the derrick at the end
>>223646253It’s a dark satire comedy, it’s not that hard to define it it’s just hard to describe it without giving to much away
What did the cat and biting Diggers finger and the cover for the finger represent? And the kid at the end too on the rig. What was that zoom in dark solo shot about he was kind of lost on me
Digger Rockwell being more reserved and sinister is vital to the movie for me. One line from Tom Cruise really colors the premise of the play and their portrayal. They're doing a Looney Tunes parody with a Texas accent and a loud mouth version of the man who destroyed the world. That's what makes it so fucking funny too. It's also a ever present threat in our society, higher than even our government. Movie was a true modern sequel to Dr. Strangelove
>>223643947Update: I liked the framing, reminded me of Asteroid City but imo it did a better job of delivering that idea. Holy shit that scene with him addressing everyone was fucking kino. Much to think on. It's nice to have something targeting the oil industry without getting preachy, it really felt earnest.
>>223646335Cat attacking Digger is to represent maybe how everything in his life eventually fell apart. That even Maggie, who's he kept alive for 30 years, in it's final moments tried to kill a man she hated. No idea about the cast. Feels like I'm missing something there.In a narrative way, I think it's to paint Kenny Rockwell in a better light. A kid who maybe "learned" from the mistakes his family made, and is inspiring a better tomorrow. Man happens to be the CEO of a surveillance company who can find someone with a phone number btw He's not like his family though!
>>223646415Think you summarized how I feel. This is Asteroid City but wayyyyy better. Digger's narrative intertwined with itself, where as AC just kinda felt separate and didn't tie in all that much.
>>223646425What do you think the cats age represented? He was too old for it to be a childhood pet and they never bothered to mention a wife or ex but they did show him with his mother and half sister. Was it just supposed to be a representation of his twisted values? Something to soften him enough for some sympathy but not enough to actually humanize him?
Just came back from my third showingStill a masterpiece
>>223644551it already happened>>223646717>>223646335Maggie is the Earth
>>223646717Maggie's age is the boomer mentality of not wanting to let go. Medically grasping onto this thing well past it's lifespan and genuine worth. Shops for doctors to keep this thing alive. Can't recall exactly but I believe Curtis did say Rockwell loved his cat. Though was kinda thinking about Fossil Fuels. Kenny mentions how "When they saw what happened with my uncle at the end, they cheered". The ending on the oil rig, to me, seemed like it wss supposed to be a sad/bittersweet moment, yet the crowd cheered and mocked it. Makes me think Fossil Fools was a attempt to actually humanize Digger but the audience made it a farce.You can see how the the story could paint a dying president as the doom's day culprit. How he roared the UN with a anti-establishment speech. Was secluded and tragically came to a end. Maybe not intentional but it was fun to think about.
>>223636406based
>>223638457Digger is our word. You can say digga
Can a digga borrow a well?
Funny how anyone who thinks this movie is "satire" or "about climate change" got absolutely filtered.
Our digger in Japanhttps://x.com/MAPPAEXPO_15th/status/2108376908157321626
Diggas In Nippon
>>223647264
>>223647275I could easily see Tom binging AOT in a week then running back to America demanding to star in an adaptation.
What a zesty digga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBdWUvVSD9U
>>223635837How long til I can torrent this shit?
>>223647414Allegedly they're already gradually pulling it. I'll be honest, expecting it on streaming within the month.
https://youtu.be/BvEeOZHNHZE
I'm going to see Digger a second time tomorrow, lads. Wish me luck.
>>223647774I'm going to a screening at a Alamo this Saturday. So far I got the only ticket. My own private screening.
Unironically agree.A police state is necessary.
>>223636820>hat to DiggI Digg my hat to you good sir
>>223642158Holy SHIT what a stupid fucking post. You watched a whole film in a language you dont understand? Are you retarded? Why would you do that?
>>223647795Im gonna book 12 tickets with my friend and we're gonna go nuts in there what time
>>223647990Not a bad idea. I might see it in another language completely shitfaced.
>>223638209>a digger's dream
Huller is so sexy in this what the hell Every time she slammed a drink I got aroused
>>223647481How long will it sit on my drive before I actually watch it?
>>223647822I liked the subtle implication that the freedom sold to us comes at a terrible cost and the only way to stop it is to not be compliant.
>>223635837tom cruise is ugly
>>223635934Don't forget that marketing is double the production budget, so that's 500 million in losses BEFORE taxes and the theater's cut.
>>223648536With each day that passes Digger just gets more based
>>223639039Why do you enter every thread though is the question like digga just don't open the thread? Go do something else
>>223646176Digger didn't get dubs. The whole scene is unrealistic.
>>223648574No clue why anyone would bitch about a popular general on a board where, for a solid two months, half of the entire catalog was incel obession threads
I could stay awake just to hear you diggingWatch you smile while you are diggingWhile you're far away and diggingI could spend my life in this sweet diggerI could stay lost in this moment foreverWhere a dig spent with you is a dig for treasureDon't wanna close my eyesI don't wanna to fall asleep'Cause I'd miss you babyAnd I don't wanna miss a dig'Cause even when I dig with youThe sweetest dig would never doI'd still miss you babyAnd I don't wanna miss a dig
>>223639399can a digga borrow a french fry?
In every Social Reckoning thread people are just talking about Digger
Movies like this are interesting because you have some anons discussing the plot and scenes, discussing the film, and then you have a bunch of sub iqs discussing box office and behind the scenes drama and other faggy bullshit that isn't film. And the retards are so principled about their dumb bullshit which again, isn't film.
I will teach you the Digger; he is this lightning, he is this madness!- Friedrich Nietzsche, Also Sprach Zarathustra
It's been 6 hours and I want to watch Digger again
IT'S DIGGING TIME! I'M FUCKING DIGGING RIGHT NOW. DIG ME. DIG ME. DIG ME.
>>223636406Kino
I'll watch Babylon instead.
Digger is the new Citizen Kane
>>223649938Chazelle has stated he is re-editing Babylon to replace all the James Cameron glazing with Inarritu (the true savior of cinema). The final shot of the movie will be Digger dancing.
>>223650006I believe this because it's exactly what I wanted to hear
>>223637908>blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
>>223638361SAAAAAAAAR
>>223650044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWi9NaB1jV0
>>223648536people say the film "bombed" or was a failure just really shows how much of a joke the industry isI thought everyone hates product movies at this point, but according to critics if it makes money in the box office that means its good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmy3wlvUSshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBEiMrn3AQ8
>>223650093The soundtrack is so fucking good
I'm getting Morbius second screening shilling vibes.
>>223649683anon, any thread on /tv/ should be grateful when they receive even a crumb of actual film discussion
>>223650349For Christmas we can have Digger in theatres as a treat
finally a review that isn't dishonest
>in my humble opinion it's an instant classic- mandy patinkinDIGGER NATION GAINS A NEW MEMBER
>>223647348>someone actually posted Crippled Black PhoenixI do listen to them from time to time. Even saw them live once.Is Digger for me?
>>223650438100% yes absolutely go see it tomorrow.
Armond White’s review?
>>223647264That japanese poster is so fucking cool,
>>223650438digger is a type of film that only comes around ever so often. its gonna sound like shilling or whatever but genuinely I wish i watched this movie in person first instead of the camrip. it's that kino. I am gonna probably go see it before it leaves theatres to be able to get that experience.
Curtis thinks the real Digger was based
Digger is quickly becoming one of my favorite movies
it should have been already do 20 digs as penance
DIGGDEEPER
All critics who negatively reviewed Digger are enemies of cinema
>>223650575in digger we trust post digger memes
Gonna rewatch it tomorrow.I'm such a digger lover.
>>223650604anyone have the meme of vegetas kneeling to digger?
>>223650604I remember when people thought it was going to be a musical based on this image
STOP SAYING THAT WORD. THATS OUR WORD.
>>223635880>>223635892>>223636673DIGGED
DIGGER YOU GOT US INTO THIS THREADYOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DIG US OUT OF ITand into a new one
>>223635837>it's YOUR fault for wanting comforts and amenities, we need to all suffer together like the poor brown people!!!
>>223650638Sorry Spike, iam gonna say the D word again today when i re watch the movie with some new frens
>>223650720thats not what the film is saying tho...
someone bake a new thread
yeah, the joker rape general still mogs
>>223650638I'm a real digga and I give the d-word pass to everyone ITT
>>223650874I’m on it! Dig me a few seconds here..
You can only say Digga
>>223651010Degro
>Box office doesn't matter
keep on diggin' bros
they are calling it the greatest plebfilter of all time
fellow diggheads
>>223650897??
So basically Kenny's objetive making the theater play is to profit from it an change the narrative a little to show that his uncle wasn't just a monster. Could it be summarized like that?
>>223651841His intentions are never explicit other than what he says [and he could/probably is whitewashing] and even then it's perfectly valid to take it at face value and say he just really loves the play. there's a shot of him smiling at a performance of emma [his mother] which points to the idea that he just wants to figuratively go back to a time where everyone could laugh at the horror and wants to bring everyone else with him too
>>223650349Is it Diggin' time?
>>223650373Smart words
someone baaaake
>>223652208Fine, I'll do it
Okay I fucked up the title but whatever, here it is>>223652271
