Spooky Spouses editionPrevious >>223648608
>>223650870I like this thread theme.
Still working, still reposting. Might do other movies if people need them.>WNUF Halloween Specialhttps://gofile.io/d/92GYljrb>Out There Halloween Mega Tapehttps://gofile.io/d/jkOpjMU7>Trick Or Treat With Reed Richmondhttps://gofile.io/d/RR9b5RgL
>>223650870great bake anon
>>223650870
Just when you thought the franchise couldn't get any worse...
Top 5 2026 releases so far (excludes movies that had a 2025 festival release) in no particular order:>Dead Of Night>Black Box>Gamaland>Colony>Ice Cream ManHonorable mentions:>Dolly>Pinocchio: UnstrungBottom 5 2026 releases so far (excludes movies that had a 2025 festival release) in no particular order:>Balik Eskwela>Wizard Of Death: Tinman’s Rise>Popeye’s Return>Danse Macabre>Grizzly AttackDishonorable mentions:>Insidious Tales>Big Baby
>>223650801>fictional characters live in actual fear of AI and experience whatever it prompts them to dothis is actually a cool ideai think elements of it have been done here and there
>>223650884I can't be with a woman with teeth that nice, it'll make me self-conscious about mine.
>>223650888Number of times I keep thinking this tab is a new release for Hardware.
>>223650898>Gamalandplease tell me this is about a gamelan ensemble that somehow kills people with indonesian music.
>>223650921looks like edgy Minions fanart
>>223650923No, it's about a guy taking his gf on a trip and stopping at a fun park called Gamaland.
>>223650921I wish it was a release of Hardware that didn't cost 75 fucking dollars and could actually be streamed. I'd like to know what that's all about.
>>223650775totally
>>223650948you ever hear of pirating?
>>223650956I love Suzy's "bitch, are you serious?" expression, kek
>>223650970my fine friend, I'll bet you $200 right now there's a VHS best of feature by 2031.
>>223650965Yeah, I'm just not into viruses and waiting 10 minutes for the Google homepage to load.
>>223650888"Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fuckin' shit!"
>>223650870She was literally built for frankencock and it still wasn't enough to satisfy her
>>223651030In all fairness I doubt even a corpse wants to suck corpse cock.
the first two VHS movies are so comfyits a shame that ever since, theyve used that brand to shill collections of middling to terrible student films
>>223650888Next year VHS was announced to be SCP crossover so it can get even more worse!
>>223651047It's an acquired taste. So I've heard, at least.
>>223651057If you took the top 10 segments of the entire franchise and combined them into one film, it would probably be kino. The problem is there are 11 films.
>tfw picking out a movie and trying to remember if it was Needful Things or Something Wicked This Way Comes that I've been
i for one support student filmsbut they can still suck assbut i love them for trying
>>223651085and 5 or 6 of the top ten would come from the first 3 films
>>223651057The franchise started with a group of filmmakers who actually had taste and talent.>Adam Wingard>David Bruckner>Ti WestNot exactly masters of cinema, but they're all highly competent horror filmmakers.
>>223651105those are very different movies, bro. the second is a kids movie.
I demand a feature length horror film about sexually transmitted diarrhea.
>>223651133yeah and not just that but it also had a cohesiveness to it that i dont think even VHS 2 had. not just the wraparound, but overall tonally and visually. i love VHS 2 but thats when cohesion started going out the window, felt less like a collaborative project and more like a piecemeal construction.
>>223651151Saaaar
>>223651171Yeah plus VHS 99 wasn't even made in 1999 but like 2022 or something
>>223651151>2026>showing gays in a bad lightThat's banned in Hollywood
>>223651151>Polymarket Can you bet on the shit zombie apocalypse?
>>223651168LMFAO I was legit making the same face as Vincent during the first part of the clip. A woman being that hot makes you incredulous
>>223650930kek
>>223651184elohel
>>223651171>fast-forward 15 years>peepeepoopoo monster go raaar doodookaka splat BOOI hate clown world so fucking much
>>223651184oh chip
Good morning, working class! Another day of making more money watching two hours of movies than 90% of Americans make working an entire week. So far, October is treating me pretty well. I discovered Tubi a few days ago, and let’s just say I’ve been having an absolute blast
>>223650888Butterball after his extreme crash diet
>>223650898Thos all are crap, anon
>>223651168I love his acting in this one. You can tell he's having fun with it being a comedy.
>>223651216listen, you can shit on V/H/S as much as you like, but you can never deny how fun saying "Hail Raatma" is.
>>223651252Give me your top 5 of the year
>>223650898You're a man of slop, but I respect a man who knows what he likes.
>>223651266>outdated word that has no meaningYou're a man of low IQ, but I respect a man who's self aware.
>>223651244not everyone can pull off those glasses but he makes it work
>>223651255>comedyNot horror-comedies
come to /hor/ we've got - sharks- sharks- raatma- more sharks
>>223651291Dear God! That tornado is heading straight for that /hor/ post!
>>223651291lol
>>223651277Shitty CGI and cinematography being the main signature of slop. The AI in Ice Cream Man being the pinnacle.
is there any confirmation that the gore effects in ice cream man were ai generatively generated or was it just logos and stuffbecause if the gore was AI then it did look jankyish but
>>223651305if you think that's the pinnacle, ten years from now you're going to be struggling not to kill yourself, lmfao. the first wide-released major studio fully AI film hasn't even happened yet. by 2050 there aren't going to be any other kinds of movies.
>>223651326by 2030 there wont be any movies
>>223651305So you're using a purely subjective word to categorize movies using a meme word that has no definition? Yep, I was right, low IQ.
>>223651323lol that is Buffy and it says buffering which sounds like Buffy
>>223650898Where am I supposed to watch Grandmaland wtf
>>223651323the gore was all practical. the cartoon "hallucinations" were AI. if you see the movie it's glaringly obvious which parts used AI and which didn't.
>>223651333>he thinks a 100+ billion dollar industry is going to vanish in less than 4 yearsGoddamn, you're actually retarded.
>>223651345>>223651323And all of it was made my Eli Roth worst of all
>>223651344Well, if you ask nicely, I can put it up on gofile for you and everyone.
>>223651344>Gammylandsounds like a fun place to bust a nut.
>>223651333The same year India become a super power saar
>>223651336I'm sorry that you are butthurt over the word slop, but everyone else understands what it means just fine.
>>223651412Good argument. As great as the great country of India
>>223651358they'll just be shitting out tiktok shorts or capeshit streaming series plus the equally fictitious marketing bullshit
>>223651421Not an argument. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Be a good low IQ retard and reply more, I'll never see it. I know you'll keep replying, all brain dead retards do. Come on, prove me right again. Show me just how stupid you really are.
>>223650898Pinocchio: Unstrung was so good. When the fat kid gets his head blown off with the shotgun I laughed my ass off.
Come back to /hor/ for October and it's still the same. Just a bunch of babyduck syndrome having retards, spammers, and advertisers. Sad since I watch more horror movies than all of you and most of you combined. Hell, most of you don't even watch horror movies. I'm out. Enjoy your shithole.
>>223651474>Just a bunch of babyduck syndromeholy shit, it really is him.go away and don't come back, lol.
>>223651474Stay on /reddit, bitch.
>>223651474Year round /hor/ was a mistake. Now it's full of autistic tranny spammers who think they own the place.
>>223651520yeah, every general becomes cancer almost immediately
>>223651412The birth of new slang, colloquialisms, music genres etc does not start with some suit dictating it. If you have to ask, you'll never know.
>>223651474Lol mad
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>223651608Uhhhh thats antisemitic
>>223651367Would you pretty please
>>223651608Just how retarded was that movie, anyway? I've memoryholed it, but I vaguely remember finding it stupid.
I love /hor/, especially during October.
>>223651624what a happy cutie patootie i hope nothing bad happens to her
>>223651345This is the only scene I remember from Ice Cream Man. No Ai detected here.
>>223651730Pathetic
>This article is about the actor. For the murderer, see Elijah Wood (murderer).
>>223651768hahahahaha
>>223651759I know right, she can't even get up
>>223651520been that way for years now. shame really.
I've turned these threads into podcasts 5-10 minute podcasts using AI. It's been a fun project.
>>223652267the fact that you felt confident enough to post this means we're not doing a good enough job of shaming you faggots.
>>223652315Don't worry, I'll never post the results here.
damn imagine V/H/S but if it were good
>>223652315kek
just watched v/h/s mixtape-dance, dance, dance, dance: fun short that doesn't take itself too seriously and rides the wave of recent mascot horrors. The practical effects were really cool-heartbeat: by far the best segment in this year collection and personally one of my favourite in the series. The story is simple and short but the horror it conveys is surprisingly visceral-the music of mr.sze: lovecraftian entry that starts interesting but gets held back by the goofy monster prop. Still enjoyable, reminiscent of stuart gordon rendition of dreams in the witch house-death tone: i wasn't feeling this one in the beginning but as the story went on it grew on me. Fitting end segment for the movie
Finally getting some spooky rainy weather after this gay heatwave... I watched The Substance for the first time tonight. I liked it.
>>223652510the real horror of that film is how demi had zero real connection to sues accomplishments, experience, or memories and yet kept letting her transform her into a crone
it's out
>>223651341I don't get it
Please watch the GWAR documentary if you can
>>223652794Buffyering.
Watched Hellraiser for the first time, not what I was expecting but pretty enjoyable. Second one not so much: lackluster effects compared to the first, no real plot, and it ruined the mystique of the cenobites and their homeworld. Why is it so well regarded?
candies
>>223652807It's really good. Thread song is Saddam A Go-Gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p20PijYVgG4
>>223652838>Why is it so well regarded?What, the second? It's not. It's more highly regarded than the rest of the franchise (excluding the newest one), but that's not saying much. Few horror franchises took as sharp of a nosedive as Hellraiser.
>>223652838its definitely well regarded on /tv/ because it's a good movie. there's not a whole lot of sequelness to the sequels, canon is bullshit in any decent franchise. hellraiser 2 is just a good movie.
I watched "The Devil Conspiracy" (2023) and it was not a good movie. It's competently made and even has a proper decent budget for actors, sets and props, which probably goes further in Czechia where this movie is from. But unfortunately all of that failed to translate into a good movie. The plot is something you definitely haven't heard before: Lucifer has been chained in hell and an evil cult wants to bring him back. For that Lucifer needs to possess a child, but normal children aren't up to it, they die. So -- get this -- the cult steals the Shroud of Turin, and they fertilize a human egg cell with Jesus' DNA from the shroud, because Baby Jesus will be strong enough to be possessed by the Devil. They implant the fertilized egg into the female lead character Laura and lower her into the depths of hell (which are conveniently located beneath a Bohemian castle in the Czech countryside). There Lucifer simply drops his eternal chains, turns into smoke and enters Laura's body. Voila, Satan will be born again! The archangel Michael (who is an African for some reason) then possesses an Italian priest that had been killed by the cult to try to stop all of this. With gunfights and explosions. The people of the Czech Republic are largely non-religious or atheists, which probably explains the bullshit level of this movie. 3/10, mainly because of good production value.
>>223652838i enjoyed hellraiser 2 more as a kid. cool visuals, cool creatures, doctor octopenis is fun, jules is back, the mythos is expanded, not to mention the legendary (pun intended) pinhead lines. as an adult, im inclined to agree that the first one is way better. the first one has a much better story and watching jules go off the deep end is more fun.shout out to christopher youngs epic scores. these movies wouldnt be nearly as good without them. they drive home the dark circus tone.
>>223652991Yeah it isn't a good movie but I'm glad I saw it just for its out their concepts >Satan is too proud to possess any normal human>his pride demands he must have Christ body himself Plus the cloning and the company selling historical figures and other stuff. Just an overall plot and ideas you don't see oftenWhat did you think of the twist that Christ's body is holy so when Satan enters it the body's divinity works as a cage trapping him?
>>223653089>What did you think of the twistWell, for one thing it made all of what St. Michael did and fought for futile, because in the end he just says Jesus will be stronger than the Devil and does nothing. The other thing is was it a twist, though? The final scene shows Satan entering the body of new Baby Jesus as if he'd won in the end. Plus Michael didn't chain Lucifer again when he entered hell, he just freed the children of the previous Lucifer possession attempts. Also why was the Jesus child Asian? Did they need diversity points or what?In that it's a typical modern movie - the fights and explosions and the bloodshed keep the viewer entertained, but when you stop to think about the story for two seconds, you realize that none of it made sense.
What are some kino that are good to put on at a Halloween party? Basically something like Trick R Treat where there's a lot of jack o lanterns and costumes etc. Some of the people will be drunk or normies but they'll still be able to follow along.
>>223651474Yeah it really hasn't been the same since people started making threads outside of the fall months. Suffered the fate of all generals, unfortunately. Quality has severely degraded.
>>223653222cabin the the woodsnight of the demonsscream
>>223653222>something like Trick R TreatWhich one? I know at least two films with that title. A 1980s one about an outsider high school kid with a possessed heavy metal tape. And a 2010s one with three or four little stories that all happen on one Halloween night.
>>2236526362026 and tubi movies still max out at 720p...
>>223653292clearly the 2nd one
why are half the posts in /hor/ just whiners whining?
>>223653200 I'd say it was a twist. Of course after the fact thinking about it yeah a divine holy object would trap and gold Satan and Christ's body fits it. But like you said they fought it so much you assumed it would be bad if Satan got his way. Kind of neat that Satan's fall is of his own making but does undercut the effort leading to it. I took the final scene as Satan trying to leave but the kid Christ forcing him back in to his prison. Also I thought the kid looked like some Arab thingBut yeah it's one of those ideas are bigger than it's ability to tell the idea movies.
Why does Under Paris have a 2.2 on the 'boxd
>>223650870I can never look at her the same after I realized she was also Katie Nanna in Mary Poppins
>>223653325Oh, OK. Now I get what you meant. However, my suspicion is the final scene was meant to be ambiguous so that, if all had gone well, they could have used that final scene as a starting point for "The Devil Conspiracy Part II".
>>223653222Satan's Little Helper
I'm only 43 minutes in but damn this years VHS feels rough. Even with its faults on a rewatch I still feel positive to Halloween, Beyond, even '85, but this feels rushed. It honestly felt like they forgot they had to make an entry this year considering we heard about the SCP spinoff before this, and they just rushed it together. Also feels like VHS is trying to get too into mascot horror in hopes they have something to market with merch, considering you see the Fun Size guy's head from Halloween as an Easter egg, damn that segment sucked.I can't believe I'm saying this but Ragebait may have been the better FF anthology this year, and that's basically Temu VHS. Hoping it gets better...
Never go full retard with editing as 1970s communist italians did. All good from this movie gets ruined by those precise moments. Still better than how's rated around anyways.
>>223653376I can see that. I doubt there will be a sequel at this point and wouldn't want to see a sequel despite being able to look at the movie's good points.
>>223652636That kid had one hell of a growth spurt in a yearHe was towering over everyone for the whole movie lol
>>223650870I'm only 2 episodes in so far but Below is pretty good
>>223653222The Houses October Built
>>223652267I'd love to hear those, t b h
>>223652842I love this movie.>>223652991I saw this in the theater, thought it was hilarious. an actual christian exploitation movie.
>>223653321it's mostly one guy.
>>223653355if I had to chance a guess it'd be there's some sort of AI involved, but honestly it's just not that good of a movie. the sequel they set up at the end would be nuts, though.
>>223653357that was the first time I decided I thought she was hot (as a tiny little horndog.) I didn't see BoF until many years later (and she's one of the hottest women of all time in it.)irl though she was just a faghag.
>>223653410>damn this years VHS feels roughmight have something to do with all the negroid directors. rewatching Tales From the Hood yesterday I was struck by how amateurish it was technically, things like shots out of focus and nonsensical blocking.
I really didn't expect this to go in the direction it did but it was very good, loved the hand drawn terrible special effects.
>>223653865This was really fun at the end
What are some other lesser-known horror vidya related movies?
>>223653682The way I made them: take the entire thread, turn it into a 3 man script (the host, the troll and the reviewer). The script goes back and forth on the movies discussed. I let gpt draw characters and using some techniques to make mouth, eyebrows and heads move so it looks like a very poorly made, static, space ghost coast to coast.
>>223654021
>>223654021St. John's Wort
>>223654090>that website namejesus...
>>223654021Fatal Frame is pure kino. Still need to watch Siren. Sweet Home and Parasite Eve are solid but I prefer their game counterparts (or in the case of PE the game is a sequel to the book/movie)
>>223653754tales from the hood is indeed amateurish in execution but i still always liked it. the last segment has some great imagery and the whole thing maintains that extremely comfy gritty dark tone thats quintessentially 90s horror. also clarence 3 is the bomb.
>there will never be a proper 4k transfer of The Exorcist that has the correct colorsFeels bad
>>223654102didn't even know there was a Siren adaptation. I like the atmosphere of the game a lot but I don't really have the patience for it these days
>>223650798>Abigail isn't a metaphor for anything, libtard!
>>223654021I know there's a bunch of Twilight Syndrome and Corpse Party adaptations
>>223654096appropriate for the source material
>>223654414I watched the OVAs were ok and I liked the OVAs ending
>>223654090for a people that generally look younger than they are, those are the most "40 year olds pretending to be teens" i've ever seen
Odds I rewatch Hellraiser tonight. Evens I rewatch Abigail. Dubs and I rewatch TSM.
>>223654612webm determinism, enjoy! its a lot of fun
>>223654612Abigail it is.
>>223650888Did VHS ever make a single good entry besides the horny dudes getting got by the freaky demon girl with a split head in the first one?
>>223654675The Rat Man in the sewers was good
>>223653410Shudder doesnt produce any good originals. Don't know what anyone was expecting
>>223654856I enjoyed Sissy
Very silly and cheap coomerslop, yet it also managed to be somewhat charming and it even managed to make me laugh a few times.
is barbara cramptons doppeldaughter 18 yet
>>223654902I couldn’t believe my eyes when I found out what franchise this was part of
>>223654924post her
>>223654856There are a lot of gems on Shudder>Influencer >Influencers>What Josiah Saw
>>223655041i appreciate what the influencer movies are going for. it was a trip to hear one of my favorite song, by a no name french electronic band, in the first one.
>>223653754I can deal with things that are amateurish in execution but are still charming in their own way, but there's something about this year's entry that just really doesn't work for me in a way I haven't experienced since '99 or Viral. The first and last segments at least had some great gore effects, and the anthology format also works with the "mixtape" feel they're going for, but some parts also don't really feel very found footagey since one short is animated and another is just a cool music video. Its really hard to put into words and maybe I need more time to process it, but I really can't shake the feeling that this year was rushed or given a more limited budget while the SCP entry is given all the resources (especially since A24 is involved, maybe they want to give that a theatrical release). Music wasn't that bad though. Also I'm very inexperienced with GWAR so maybe this is just their bit.
Absolutely insane movie, but in a good way. All the characters are either lunatics or mentally retarded, but that makes the events develop in such an unpredictable way that keeps you engaged in the film. And even thought I'm not a fan of happy endings in horror films I really liked this oneThe Japanese couple stole the fucking show, the girl's tiny titties where fucking perfectI guess when watching Japanese movies one should expect things like this, but I never thought I'd see a NTS scene in a fucking horror movie
>>223655150>anon loved the cuck movieShocking.
>>223654675This >>223654835Picrel is probably my favorite episode
>>223652874>Few horror franchises took as sharp of a nosedive as Hellraiser.TCM definitely did take a sharper nosedive, considering the first one is one of the best horror films of all time, and the best among its sequels barely manage to be mediocre.
>>223655150Based tiny titty appreciator.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>The Driller Killer (1979)>Ravenous (1999)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Manhunter (1986)>Bad Moon (1996)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Hausu (1977)>Subspecies series (1991-2023)>Pieces (1982)>Evil Ed (1995)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Society (1988)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Tales From the Crypt TV series (1989 - 1996)>Alucarda (1977)>Gozu (2003)>Dolls (1986)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>The Vampire Lovers (1970)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)>Head of the Family (1996)
I nearly gagged when he fed custard into a dismembered esophagus Kino
>>223654675the asian ones are always good, the zombie one always stuck with me, last years haunted house one was cool and the bird one with Woods from black ops was cool, too. other than that it is all shit
I think I figured out why V/H/S Mixtape didn't work for me, and its probably because there's only so much you can do with music or sound with a theme. Maybe I'm just not enough of a musicphile to appreciate it, but compared to aliens/sci-fi with Beyond or anything going down on a Halloween night, it feels like the writers were ultimately limited in what they could do on a budget.
>>223655257Oh I strongly disagree. >TCM 2Like a fever dream you'd have after watching the original TCM. 7.5/10.>Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next GenerationGoofy as hell, but enjoyable. 6/10>TCM (2003)Obviously not as good as the original, but I found it quite disturbing and well made. 7/10>TCM (2022) One of the better offshoots to come out in recent years. It's also one of the rare chud-coded films, which makes it sort of a novelty - unfortunately it went so far over most anons heads that they actually think it's "woke" lol. 7/10The only Hellraiser sequels I thought were well made and halfway enjoyable were the 2nd and the most recent - the rest of them are slop of the lowest order. Hellraiser 2022 is almost as good as the first, actually.
>>223654021I remember thinking the Galerians movie was the coolest shit ever when I watched it on my PSP as a kid
>The Omen IVThat was SHIT, wtf?
>>223655478Speaking of franchises that took a nosedive. The Omen is even worse than Hellraiser in this regard.
The only Hellraiser movies that exist: Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022).The only The Omen movies that exist: The Omen (1976) and The First Omen (2024).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WCRplHk9Y
>>223655478There’s also a 1995 TV movie that no one ever talks about (and for good reason)
TV TV TV TV TV TV
>>223655791Is this suggesting the new Carrie is anything but steaming pile of pure dogshit?
>>223655244I need some sort of segment tier list to visualize it all but yeah I still think this one is the best, along with Date Night. The final Halloween segment from the first one is great as well. Everything else is dog shit. VHS '94 was so obnoxious I turned it off.
>>223655437>there's only so much you can do with music or sound with a themeYou should check out Sound of Violence if you want a horror/slasher movie that does good with music as a theme.
>start V/H/S Mixtape>GWAR appears in the first two seconds With that, my expectations immediately hit rock bottom.
>>223656007>blurred the clothed ass shot of the cave woman Thank god. I was worried that they might objectify a woman for a moment there.
>>223654021goodSt. John's Wort - Otogirisou super famicaon sound novel 1992Digital Devil Story - Megami Tensei anime OVA 1987decentWhen They Cry aka Shrill Cries of Summer (+Reshuffle sequel) - Higurashianimated Dead Space filmsDante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic4 computer animated Resident Evil moviesbad5 Dead Forest movies - 2014 freeware indie (decent if you like rote j-horror)Corpse Party 1+2 2015Zombrex: Dead Rising Sun 2010Dead Rising: Watchtower+Endgame 2015Onechanbara + sequels - 2004 J-zombie hack and slashAo Oni aka Blue Demon (+sequel) - JRPG Maker3 Bloodrayne movies
Mouthwashing : The Film 2027>The Indian Film Adaptation Of The Bone-Chilling Video Game - Mouthwashingloooooooooooool, iykyk
>>223656519ha gawter
>>223654517>>223654021Also 2 very shit Western adaptions
>>223656546>sequel to the acclaimed Indian horror film, Toilet Shitting
>>223655791Carrie bros... binged the first half and could tell ep 4 was a turning point and damn 5 was great and 6 even better. twists weren't surprising but I like how the central conflict and mom has developed a lot, can't wait to finish tonight
Night Of The Demons or Night Of The Creeps?
>>223656709demons
>>223656579They were okay..
Just marathoned vhs mixtape. I get them all mixed up so doing a franchise ranking is impossible. I liked beyond that Im sure of. I think I sort of liked halloween. The raatma one was decent except for the narrative frame (worse in the franchise), the other 90s one sucked. Then there's the one with trevor which was bad but not infuriating. Viral is the worst of them. 1 and 2 I dont even like as much as most people despite monster waifu and thai cult. Right I think I got them all. Ranking would probably be Beyond > 2 > Halloween > 94 > 99 > Mixtape > 85 > 1 > Viral. Now if you ask me about the segments in Mixtape, I'd say the puppets one was kinda cool even if it has no story, the kills and the puppets themselves were amazing. Black grandma one was very pretty but it was like 2 minutes long. Russian bunker one was probably my least favorite, cool concept but clearly they had a budget of $75 because there is no gore and no interesting visuals, at least the chick was hot. Violin was ok, cool but unexplored concept and the visuals at the end are top notch, but its funny, I realized instantly that it was the one by Dickerson, it reminded me of Mick Garris' segment on nightmare cinema, what is it with mid tier boomer horror directors and music? last one by rza was an interesting concept but it was obvious he just wanted to create his own waifu oc, cant blame the guy. buried one made 0 sense to me, the lyrics and what we saw weren't the same thing. And gwar segments were funny the first couple times but I got tired of them
>>223656709Night of the Comet
>>223656709Night of the Hunter.
>>223656792>Black grandma one was very pretty but it was like 2 minutes long.Absolutely shit taste. It s ugly, 12 frames per second, and had no depth at all.
>>223650870the Bride of Frankenstein is pretty
/ourgir/ reviewed the mommy moviehttps://youtu.be/c8UR2WxPir8
Bloody Tennis is boring garbage. If you make a movie with such a ridiculous premise you HAVE to make it more humorous, sleazier and gorier.
Oh fuck he's got a plate
>>223656312there's booty in a later segment
Watched when evil rises.The whole lore stuff was cool as was treating demonic possession like a zombie outbreak but I'm getting fed up of "there is a ritual that'll solve everything... BUT IT GOES WRONG FROM SOMEONE BEING AN IDIOT" plot elements in horror. Also the wide knowledge of demonic possessions is kinda at odds with there not being enough people to deal with it.I feel like I should have liked it more.
>>223656911too granny-coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_IEpPFdmA
>>223657185I was underwhelmed tooIt was just weird and inconsistent The best scene was the random dog mauling
I took a break but I will literally rape all of you
I didn't get it. I will go even as far as to say I didn't like it.
>>223657327did you like any of the others in the series?
>>223657327I think most people didn't like it
for the anon who posted the jaws mangahttps://www.grimoireofhorror.com/the-yurei/hollywood-horror-in-manga/
>>223657327It's a shame. Mia Goth did a good job in it, but it was a bad movie. Pearl was excellent.
>>223654021I don’t know if it's lesser known but no one mentioned it so..The animated Dead Space prequel is really good.
>>223657357article is really interesting actually thanks, anon
>>223650870The Brides of Dracula
V/H/S/MIXTAPE was actually a solid entry. The highs were great and the lows didn't get remotely close to this series' lowest lows. Gwar fucking around as the wraparound was a copout, but it spared us from the usual dogshit story that plagues the entire film.I don't have a burning hatred of mascot horror like some people do, so the puppet story was probably my favorite. I feel like the soundproof room could have taken that spot with just a bit more lore/exposition, as the concept was pretty visceral. The short animation felt like pure filler that was basically about generational domestic abuse and I found it tiresome. The monster in the violin story was goofy looking and made me think of a cacodemon. The final one started off well, but eventually felt like it wasn't taking itself seriously and lost that vaguely satanic feel (and I was hoping for a payoff at the end, like perhaps resurrection or possession).
>>223657537Oh, totally forgot the music video segment. Interesting concept to make a short horror as a dated music video, but I didn't find this specific plot to be terribly compelling, and it lacked decent gore.
>>223651305If it's slop (I would call it schlock), then it's kinoslop/schlock. Deal with it.
>>223653865It's got an interesting story, it's occasionally spooky and the ending is both funny and disturbing. It's not his best film but it is a good watch.It's a bit of a shame he now loves his films to always feature some sort of shounen manga psychic now. Sayuri almost works but not quite, I'd love to see a more talented horror comedy director like Sam Raimi take on the idea.
>>223657362Ti West is extremely hit or miss desu. When he makes something like Pearl he knocks it out of the park, but X and MaXXXine just felt like lesser versions of better films (TCM and Scream 3 respectively)
>>223657807His best film is Cabin Fever 2.
>>223657807Mia Goth produced Pearl. That film was great because of her.
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>>223657537> The short animation felt like pure filler that was basically about generational domestic abuse and I found it tiresomeit was sublimely directed and failing to acknowledge that fact tells me a lot
im trudging through the slog that is current VHS movie and boy is this one a stinker so far. black grandma claymation didnt even try to incorporate a VHS or even FF element. just change the name to Whatever Format We Feel Like.
>>223650870The Girlfriend of Frankenstein
>>223658153yeah a definite contender for worst vhs film
>>223658153That's one of the problems I had with Mixtape yeah, they didn't really commit to the found footage aesthetic like they usually do. I guess they wanted to make it feel like a mixtape where there's also various random clips thrown in just because, but it just feels rough in execution.
>>223654021Alone In The Dark 1&2House Of The Dead 1&2
>>223657327It just felt like it was all totally safe takes. Oppressive Evangelical dad BAD. Serial killers BAD.
Would you sit in the manchair?
>>223653865Glad you enjoyed, it's my favourite of his and I love how the plot worms it's way into something completely different
>>223658372I never saw HOTD2, but the first one was fun. Uwe Boll really is overhated since he's at his best when he embraces the camp. HOTD1 didn't really have a plot to ruin either.
>>223658457Did this get released?
>>223658577Yeah, the only subtitles out are shitty AI translated ones though.
>>223658577>>223658595There's an actual English release coming out in like a week on whatever the fuck streaming service "Bloodstream" is.
>>223657327I feel like she would have been identified because X makes it clear the police found all their equipment/film after the massacre. Paradoxically maybe breaking into horror B-movies would have been easier if Maxine had stuck around to talk to the police and gotten media attention.
post your favorite hammer horror films>to the devil a daughter>the devil rides out>curse of frankenstein
>>223657357cool link anon
>>223658768ttDaD is not a good movie and there's a single factor in you liking it
>>223658936uh oh melty
>>223650870That time of year...
>>223658936What factor is that?
>>223658971It's Christopher Lee's fantastic performance as Father Michael.
>>223658153That's fair, those two shorter videos kind of felt out of place. They should have at least had Gwar set it up by inserting a VHS tape, so it felt like recorded music videos.
>>223658993Reminder that she grew up to have three kids with three different men, two of which are non-white.Sad.
>>223658488Yeah, I liked the set design on 1. 2 was pretty generic though.
>>223656007>>GWAR
>>223659042having an unironic psychopath of a father would do that
>>223659115Joe Bob Briggs shilled them last year on The Last Drive In, so it didn't surprise me that they showed up in this VHS movie. They still do their concerts, I guess. My boomer relative loves to talk about them.
>>223656007>>223659142Man, I love GWAR. I get why people think they're a gimmick, but they have always been a great band (aside from that shitty late 90s period where the drugs took over)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HIifwp4MM
Mixtape was "OK"No segments I'd watch again, they're all just so half-bakedIf I had to pick a favourite then maybe heartbeatI suppose death tone is the most "complete"which for horror is "pretty good"
>>223659269Would have loved it if they half the GWAR bits, remove the black kid animation and the rape revenge video, and "finish baking" the remaining segments.
>>223659337>half the GWAR bitshalved*
>>223656792>I get them all mixed up so doing a franchise ranking is impossibleI got you>VHS 2Some good segments, an improvement on #1, Safe Haven is the standoutNothing egregiously bad, some might dislike the last segmentGOOD>VHS 85Every segment here has something of worth, nothing will outright waste your timeAmbrosia is the standoutGOOD>VHS 94I'm a sucker for that stupid Raatma bitEnjoyed "Terror" with EXPLODING VAMPIRESSome might like "The Subject", it wasn't for meGOOD>VHS HalloweenVisceralKidprint is definitely the the most controversial VHS short everHome Haunt was delightfulDidn't really care for the othersGOOD>V/H/S/BeyondReally like stowawaydidn't like the first FPS segmentLive and Let Dive was a bit funOK>VHS MixtapeThe "kid's show is actually evil" isn't particularly original, but it was fineCabin clip was too shortHATED the Intermission segmentsrespected death tone and heartbeat as decent, but nothing here I'd recommend or re-watchOK>VHS 99MiddlingSuicide Bid, To Hell and Back, and Ozzy's Dungeon, none of them felt that satisfying. Ozzy's Dungeon is maybe the best of the bunchOK>VHSNothing great here Amateur Night and 10/31/98 were the mediocre best of the bunchThings were just getting started, a lot of shaky-cam stuffI acknowledge it's the oldest and the one that started it allMEDIOCRE>VHS ViralPure dogshitI guess Parallel Monster was a bit memorable, watch that and skip everything elseBAD
>>223659398You've missed the point of VHS, which is that everyone has a schizophrenically different take on them
If you took the best segments from each VHS movie you might be able to piece together a single decent movie out of them.
>>223659426yeah well that's MY TAKE and MY TAKE is OBJECTIVELY CORRECT
>>223659398HOLY dogshit taste, batman
>>223659398>VHS Halloween>GOODThere was one good entry and the rest of it was trash, man.
>>223659398Fucking hell I WISH my standards were as low as yours; I might be a little happier day to day
>>223659539Maybe I just liked Home Haunt that much that it bumped it up from OK to GOOD for meOBJECTIVELY CORRECT
>>223659545I wish my GRAMMAR standards were as low as yours as to use a semicolon
>>223659580Fair enough
I'll bake us a VHS version
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>>223659398vhs movies are quite mid. the first one was the bestest but ever vhs after that just became worse every time
>crtl+f>leftist>0 resultsTake the hint
Wtf the thread got jannied... guess I'll try again?
>>223660037back from the grave: the morning /hor/ thread.
>>223660058Oh, no actually we need this one to get a few more hits kek
who got kicked?
>>223660064
>>223650888>Evil Dead Burn/Wrath>VHS Mixtape/SCP>Insidious Further/ThreadIs announcing multiple sequels the new thing?
>>223660110hopwe we get more screams and halloweens and nightmare on elm street
>>223659699>>223659743Did somebody get purged again?If so, good.
>>223658768Too many to list, really, but I enjoy these a lot>Twins of Evil>The Vampire Lovers>Lust For A Vampire>Horror of Dracula>Brides of Dracula>Horror of Frankenstein
>>223660218i think i downloaded every lesbian vampire movie ever made
>>223660235>jess franco
>>223660235Whats your top 10?
>>223660290not sure but vampyros lesbos and female vampire (shouts out anon >>223660283) were my first two ever downloaded so they hold a special place in my subcockles
>>223660235Good on you.Personally, I don't care if it's lesbian or not, I just want to see hotties look good and getting naked is just a bonus.
>>223660324i kept the movie delerium (the 70s one not the 80s one, although i did keep the 80s one for similar reasons) because theres an absolutely gorgeous italian bird in it with perfect tits
I Bury the Living was good
>>223660349>gorgeous italian bird in it with perfect titsNice, I haven't seen those.
>>223660383>1958 ‧ Horror/Mysteryaight sounds kino
>>223655791Carrie 2013 is so bad even mommy Moore couldn't save it.
New Exorcist movie trailer leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no2OM_MjKA0 Looks better than the last one. Some shots/scenes give off Exorcist 3 vibes. But Flanagan has been hit and miss as of late so we'll see.
Did you like Fall 2?
>>223660577literal cashgrab slop. fuck off with his shit. All these sequels are fucking terrible and the new one will be too. stop fucking pretending.
>>223660577Are they just remaking Exorcist 3?
>>223660577I will watch it for she
im so glad we never got another friday the 13th film throughout this slop era
>>223660602whole movie felt very stoopid, especially the ending was so anticlimatic
>>223660682the era is tv shows, and f13 is getting one of those.Freddy on the other hand is nowhere to be seen.
>>223660682The shit remake came out a 5 years before the slop era and it was dogshit. Revisionists pretend that it isn't but it was and still is.
>>223660724tv show is fine because i can just ignore it. if a movie came out, i couldnt help but watch it in all its contemporary mediocrity. who knows, maybe the tv show wont be so bad. i still probably wont watch it.
>>223660682I liked the reboot
>>223660741i liked it in spite of its flaws but its not as good as the mongo-jason era
>>223660741The post-Rob Zombie era where all these slashers were getting edgelord remakes with sleek ugly ass cinematic visuals were so painful to sit through. All of them lacked the fun and charm of the original movies
>>223660577Ew. She is so walled.
>>223660783I'm going to rape you.
>>223660794>>223660794>>223660794 new thread
>>223660777You’re a gross 80’s loser.
>>223660777house of wax, the crazies, TCM, and the hills have eyes were pretty good
>>223660810wow nice low effort bait, retard. Enjoy this last (You) before this thread dies.
the hitcher remake though...goddamn that was an awful movie
>>223660823>house of wax,No it really fucking wasn't. Literally the most cookie cutter generic popcorn horror film of the 2000's with shitty CGI, bland forgettable story, and a forced interracial relationship. Also it's not even a remake. If you had actually watched these movies, you would know that.>the crazieswho fucking cares. Both the original and the remake are painfully mediocre. >TCMLiterally the pointless remake of all time. No reason to ever watch it when you already have the original which is a perfect horror movie. Perhaps if the remake had at least offered some nudity, I'd give it a pass but it couldn't even do that because the director was a fucking pussy and turned it down even when the main actress said she was down to do it. Also changing Leatherface from being a retard to just really really angry was a stupid choice. >Hills Have Eyesboth versions suck. You have shit taste
>>223660724There's talk of TWO Nightmare on Elm Street remakes coming up, from different companies. Or maybe one's a sequel, it's worded fruity.
>>223660887>No it really fucking wasn't. Literally the most cookie cutter generic popcorn horror film of the 2000's with shitty CGI, bland forgettable story, and a forced interracial relationship. Also it's not even a remake. If you had actually watched these movies, you would know that.Still mogs cregger's "RE", Obsession, Backrooms...
