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Japanese edition

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First for Carrie
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Hello, working class! We’ve made it to the end of the week. What movies are on your watchlist this weekend? What movies are you watching tonight?
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>>223660847
i got paid a lot to watch horror movies at home while jiggling my mouse every 10 minutes. this weekend im cracking open the jhorrors on my to do list.
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its vampoween
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>>223660847
Going on a business trip next week so i gotta maximize my weekend kino. thinking about running down the post-Season of the Witch halloween sequels because I've never seen them
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>>223660847
watching a film about an ugly brown monster that lives in a basement, tormented by his terrible life
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This is the perfect opportunity to post anime horror. Some kino for my /hor/ friends.
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there's a decent number of horror coming out the 13th
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>>223660941
kek
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>>223660947
>decent
>modern horror
are you trolling?
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>>223660874
For sure, a WFH chad who does absolutely nothing for 8 hours straight. As if the mental energy his job consumes during working hours is zero. ||skull||
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>Oct 02 - (OUT) Infirmary
>Oct 06 - (OUT) Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence, Colony, Last Chance Motel, new Insidious, Onslaught, Fall 2
>Oct 09 - V/H/S/MIXTAPE, R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead 2
>Oct 13 - Don't Move, Hope, Deathgasm 2, Buddy
>Oct 16 - Hallowarrior
>Oct 20 - Slayground (maybe? that's when the countdown on the website ends?)
>Oct 23 - The Cycle
>Oct 27 - Never After Dark
>Oct 31 - Hunting Matthew Nichols (ff on shudder)
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>>223660888
Halloween movies are pretty hit or miss, I find the main cast annoying for at least half the series. Mainly the movies around the h20 era.
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>>223660947
Forgot the (You), did I miss any >>223660984
>>223660973
He said decent number
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>>223660888
Damn, that’s too much work. Every hour I’m at work, I can’t help thinking about how I spend more of my waking hours there than I do at home.
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>>223660984
wow nothing I care about. Which of these has lots of gratuitous nudity and crazy practical monster effects? If they don't have those then I don't want them.
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>>223660941
Got his ass.
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Should I watch Waxwork for my first /hor/ of the night? It's one I've always avoided because I thought it was a stupid premise.
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>>223661023
It's fun 80's cheese
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>>223660941
Sounds just like your life but you also have to work.
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>>223661023
it is stupid and the sequel too
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>>223660944
Anime is banned.
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>>223661065
This is a yearly tradition for the Halloween season. Generals are also banned and yet you guys still make them every day
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>>223661068
Anime is dislike here, why do you keep posting?
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>>223661089
anon you are ONE person
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>>223661081
Just don’t discuss anime here
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>>223661110
I'm perfectly fine with it and most people in these threads are unless you're a newfag
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>>223661107
I could fit in an anime kino this month anon. Any that aren't "sci-fi/fantasy/horror" though and more ghost/traditional monster stuff?
I have seen the Kazuo one and liked it.
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i dont even like anime but now im curious what the anon has to say about his favorite horror ones just to spite this gatekeeping whiner
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>>223661107
Nah, not just him bro. I don’t like it either.
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>>223661141
You have schizophrenia and should jump in front of a train ASAP.
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>>223661134
Anime is gay
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>>223661130
>Any that aren't "sci-fi/fantasy/horror"
the two I just posted are what you're looking for and so is this one. I know some anime tends to blend genres but there plenty of strictly horror stuff too
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>>223661178
>>223661141
>>223661110
>>223661089
>>223661065
schizo retard is at it again
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>>223661178
its very gay, but im split here because of my hatred for gatekeeping. derision? namecalling? have at it. but gatekeeping is gay. like anime.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIEYfH-jg1Y
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>>223661023
Yeah, I like it and the sequel. Not sure if you will though.
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If you haven't seen at least half of these, you aren't a real horror fan.
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>>223661180
That rec looks good, I'll check it out.
>>223661210
The modern nyaaaaa shit is intolerable but the older stuff I enjoy.
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>>223661267
Imagine having this picture on your computer
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>>223661267
i think i have perfect blue and one other downloaded but never got around to watching them
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>>223661263
If you watch anime, you’re a faggot.
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>>223661055
in the best possible way
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>>223661267
You also asked for ghost stuff and I have a couple which I'll share and stop posting for awhile so it doesn't come across as spammy.
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>>223661306
last one for now
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>>223661134
NTA but the only good horror anime is Perfect Blue because it's a giallo in Chinese cartoon form.
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>>223661263
Based beyond belief.
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>>223661328
objectively correct
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>>223661328
>NTA but the only good horror anime is Perfect Blue because it's a giallo in Chinese cartoon form.
You're retarded. It's a psychological thriller. He actually tried calling it a giallo LMAO
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>>223661328
thats one of the two i have, maybe ill watch it this year with the other jhorror i have lined ip
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Thread song for Japanese edition thread
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>>223660794
Only Japanese horror I've watched lately is Half Human. The version where John Carradine explains what everybody is doing.
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>>223660944
thumbs up from kato
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Why is there selection of horror always such fucking hot steaming garbage? EVERY fucking year with this shit they offer nothing but 99% modern trash that no one wants to watch meanwhile tubi offers literally everything a horror fan wants for free. Why is it like this? Do the suits over at Netflix just hate horror? There's no fucking way they cannot license a batch of a couple dozen low budget 70's and 80's horror kino to add considering they're probably cheap and easy to get and yet they don't do this. They just add like 3 or 4 classics and everything else is just nu-shit from the last decade that no one cares about. Seriously what is wrong with them?
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>>223661470
netflix fell off the second they started making original content
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>>223661472
Daredevil was awesome.
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>>223661472
the first thing i saw they made was a stand up special by john fucking waters which seems to have been erased from existence. then they made lillyhammer
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>>223660941
I watched that a few weeks ago.
>>223661470
I haven't been on Netflix lately but the last time they had a decent selection of older movies was like 2015, maybe 2012. I think they only care about original slop and specific deals. Probably think anything before 1996 is problematic too.
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>>223661500
i dont watch tv shows
i was lucky to pick up widows bay early on
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i've heard that skin to skin contact with a newborn is so important
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>>223661520
First original I remember is Hemlock Grove, which was culturally replaced by Stranger Things pretty hard. I watched one episode. First movie was the Will Smith racist elf thing, never watched it.
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>>223661263
Truth
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>>223661504
Cant get enough... OF THE STUFF
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>>223661288
It's not bad, but overrated imo.
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>>223661530
kek what is that
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>>223661530
>collects amniotic fluid from hundreds of pregnant women giving birth
imagine the smell in that place
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>>223661628
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>>223661526
> i was lucky to pick up widows bay early on
Pleb taste
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>>223661638
i watched this awhile ago and had forgotten that deniro is hanged because he murders a guy trying to give him a smallpox vaccine
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>>223661688
this is what theyre gonna do to all of us, schizobros
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Any recommendations similar to Planet Terror? I love JT's character (best in texas) and the way it doesn't take itself too seriously + gore and explosions
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>>223661470
Watch Marianne
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>>223661716
TCM 2
Braindead/Dead Alive
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>>223661716
Feast maybe?
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Doesn't the taco version also have a tub of amniotic fluid? I watched them close together.
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>>223661716
no but kino film
https://youtube.com/shorts/BmHop1wowK0
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>>223661758
i don't remember that. i think he just uses the lightning.
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>>223661772
kek I also love the minibike scene. So so fun
Grindhouse is a 10/10 for me. Deathproof might just be my favourite tarantino, kurt russel is just perfect for stuntman mike
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>>223661716
Slither
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I need another V/H/S movie. Should I go Beyond, Viral, or '85?
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>>223661970
Stop talking about VHS
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>>223661978
Don't tell me what to do, Pranav
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>>223661970
Viral is the absolute entry in the series. So do with that what you will.
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>>223661993
>is the absolute entry in the series
so youre saying its one of the movies of all time?
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>>223661993
absolute worst entry*
kek
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>>223661880
Both are great in different ways, it's a pretty based movie.
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>>223661970
>VHS series during the month of October
Banned.
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>>223661880
anotha one
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>>223662040
you think tarantino kept that prop of rosario dawson's leg?
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>>223661755
thanks for the recs anons, gonna watch Braindead now looks fun
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>>223661993
>>223662012
I've seen some people call it their favorite so what am I to make of that?
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>>223661716
god i wish JT were real and i was employed at his shack
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>>223662068
thats jungle julia, rosario gets her revenge later
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>>223662084
VHS is a rorschach test, everyone seems to enjoy different segments and different films. just gotta grind through em
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>>223662040
the hold tight sequence is one of tarantinos best scenes
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Is that new movie camp movie any good?
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So far I have spent more time downloading movies than watching them. I went to the store and saw Christmas shit. Why are they doing this to me.
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What do you guys think of Tales From the Darkside
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*sigh* Somehow Killer Tomatoes returned.
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>>223662084
Parallel Monsters is the only good story in it. Unlike other movies in the series, the wrapper story gets way more screentime, to the point that there are only three other stories. Unfortunately that wrapper story is extremely mediocre. Maybe your friends really hate white people.
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me personally, just gonna keep makin 1930s webms
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>>223662188
Hit or miss like most anthology shows, but overall I liked it.
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>>223662188
Extremely Kino
& checked
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>>223662190
surely the yentas will nag them to death and they wont return
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>>223662158
>spent more time downloading movies than watching them
That's on you
>went to the store and saw Christmas shit
You gotta get into the Halloween stuff in stores in September. The Christmas stuff is almost year round at this point.
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Crazy am I? We'll see whether I'm crazy
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>>223662214
they do seem extremely annoying
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>>223662209
This true
I just watched the Devil's Advocate one and I was shocked how good it was until I realize Romero wrote it.
Then I figured out Romero made the series.
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>>223662217
I need... more time. I didn't want to buy any Halloween stuff I am just annoyed because the weather hasn't even cooled down or become autumnal at all yet.
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>>223662251
You liked that one? I found it terribly generic, as "radio host is actually a giant asshole" was a very overplayed trope in the 80s.
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>>223662251
Romero is suited for horror anthologies I guess. Creepshow is so good.
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Utterly bizarre film, just how I like them. A murder mystery with Jennifer Connelly (theatrical debut and first leading role interestingly enough) and a chimp. Definitely a slow burn, surprisingly visceral and gnarly but I really enjoyed it. I'll rewatch it at some point this month
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>>223662272
>I need... more time.
You don't have it. Tomorrow is the 10th of October. Get yourself together. I'm telling you this for your own good. Don't waste October. I already missed just one day of watching kinos because I was sick and I regret it.
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>>223662343
thanks for reminding me I own this blue ray
maybe I will watch tonight
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>>223662343
you know if there are any late stage argento movies worth a watch?
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>>223662343
be kind to bugs and also to monkey
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>>223661716
Demons. It's a balls to the wall gore fest with lots of great set pieces. A bunch of retards get trapped in a movie theater while watching a horror movie and some of them turn into what are essentially deadites and it becomes an action horror room as the people fight back against possessed demon/deadites people. It's got a great 80s metal soundtrack too. I can't recommend it enough if you haven't seen it and like really fun action packed gory kino.
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>>223662361
>You don't have it.
Yes I do... Halloween is over three weeks away. I can't be focused on Christmas and Thanksgiving yet! The weather here was 100 degrees without a cloud in the sky all week. It's supposed to rain though so I am about to go super spooky.
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>>223662367
Stendahl Syndrome is good even though it's like mid 90s I think it's his last watchable one before he totally lost his touch.
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>>223662272
same, i haven't even bought decorations yet. Skipped a few days too. It sucks. Nothing worth watching these days either.
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YOU JUST KNOW

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xVSIEw6_QyE
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>>223662455
I am accumulating a ton of 4k and 1080 remux's and I have watched a few horror comedies and horror actions... nothing extremely spooky yet
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>>223661530
haha i watched this with my mum it just keeps going for like five minutes
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>>223662363
No problem
>>223662367
Unfortunately, no
>>223662392
>That will do, ape. That will do
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>>223662512
best part of the movie. cracked me up
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anime horror sucks
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>>223662470
>would
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hebe Argento
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>>223662367
All his movies are worth a watch
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thoughts?
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>>223662579
cute, got that Spaeney pheno
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>>223662606
It's creepy a man pretending to be a woman made it. I have no interest in seeing it.
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>>223662396
i watched this every october for years. this and night of the demons for demon night. also demon knight.
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Okay, I’m digging the vibe
It feels less The Exorcist and more The Exorcist III

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIEYfH-jg1Y
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>>223662606
Very good and kino
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>>223662643
>>223662682
who do i trust?
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>>223662663
scarjo plays an elderly hospital patient like 3?
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>>223662663
serial killer police procedural is a pretty safe bet. I mean if you look at inflation adjusted horror films, The Exorcist is the top, and Silence of the Lambs is up there as well.
I guess the other option would be a shark exorcism.
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>>223662688
these 2 are the same "person"
>>223662606
>>223662682
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>>223662606
it's a decent setup, looks good, but flubs the ending as it swerves into boring lgbt shit.
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>>223662663
It's a fine trailer, didn't sell me on the movie at all but it will probably be decent.
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Now that the dust settled and after pondering for a while gotta say:

1. Death tone
2. Dance dance dance
3. Mr. Sze
4. Heartbeat

Shorter segments and intermissions all junk. Truly a VHS movie, see you next year.
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Where can I download Adam Chaplin 2? or Adam's Curse or something
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>>223662606
Tranny drama where the tranny happens to discuss horror movies, both real and fictional
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>>223662814
you can stream it on their site for a few bucks
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look at this dracula's fucking face
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>>223662873
Is this just a sexploitation or is it a porno?
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So shall I or shant I watch Other Mommy
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>>223660973
Old slop is not good or scary.
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>>223662907
i have no idea
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>>223662367
I haven't seen anything past Opera (which is great) but looking through his directing credits the following movies (none of which I have seen) have interesting premises and might be worth a watch:
>Trauma
>Sleepless
>The Card Player
Most of the stuff up to Opera is worth watching though.
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>>223662343
Jennifer Connelly was breathtakingly beautiful in this film.
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found footage idea
>a storm chaser crew trying to get their youtube chanel famous
>little do they know the storm they are about to chase has destroyed a laboratory unleashing ???
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resident evil was mid
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>>223662961
Indeed
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>>223661504
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>>223662579
girl name?
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>>223662997
A24 is on it!
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>>223663136
Asia Argento
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>>223662997
>unleashing ???
A SHARKNADO!
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>>223663169
fucking cute, would kiss
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>>223662997
write it, anon
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any other good "tell, not show" horror films like exorcist 3?
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I know I shouldn't expect anything from V/H/S at this point, but what the FUCK am I watching?
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>>223662961
>>223663094
More than validated the nearly 2hr runtime but honestly I preferred the roommate character
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>>223663278
The Blackcoat's Daughter
Longlegs
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>>223663201
>would kiss
same, anon
same
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>>223663201
>>223663408
CUTE
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>>223662956
>Opera (which is great)
I hated the ending(s)
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>>223662188
The Odds is fucking kino
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here's my best-selling horror novel movie adaptation pitch
what if there was another mommy?
thoughts?
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I was gonna make a thread on it but it'd probably get slid

do we all agree that ryan murphy is a hack and this season of AHS is hot dogshit?

like not even john waters saying "hail satan" in the corniest voice can save it

I don't know wtf I'm watching and it's all just weird satanic "le creepy" crap that isn't actually scary at all.
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I watched Hellraiser for the first time. I didn't expect it to be so crappy outside of the practical effects. I'm not sure there's any point to watching any of the sequels.
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Why is the beginning of the original Dawn of the Dead so weird? Isn't society supposed to be collapsing at that very moment, yet the cops have the organization, resources and manpower to raid a single ghetto apartment full of spics and niggers?
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What did we all think about Sinners?
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>>223663602
Collapse is fragmented, as long as people continue to believe order exists, they'll act as such
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>>223663281
Kino
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>>223662606
It has a personal vision, I'll say that. But it's not a personal vision I give a fuck about.
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>>223663647
decent drama, terrible horror film
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>>223663647
good movie. not as good as everyone said- i think it treats the audience like idiots who cant remember something that happened 20 mins before with its constant flashbacks- but good tension building and musical scene and then pretty fun action horror kino in the second half
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well, for a never ever movie adaptation, this was ok enough to watch
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>>223663647
music was good, vampires were cool. kind of needed more of the vampires
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>>223663647
Fun flick that /tv/ hated because the buck broke them. A real subversion of expectations.
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>>223663672
I think so, too. Honestly not sure why they made it a vampire movie it felt very half hearted apart from the drama. Not a great drama but passable.
>>223663690
The flashbacks were killing me lol. I really liked the music scenes as well but I thought the action was pretty flat. Decent tension but again not great.
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>>223663654
>because he didn't know
he and his men lived like bandit kings until the jap army came back and ruined all his fun
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>>223663602
It's to show how the state violently oppresses the brown and black lower class even going so far as to treat them the same way they treat the literal flesh eating walking dead.
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>>223662188
just watched the movie recently. middle
story really brings it down, King must've been coming off the drugs when he wrote it
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>tfw druk
Will this enhance my kino or should I just skip horror movies for tonight?
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Squeamishkino
I can't think about this without that bit from Creepcast of attaching the director's name to random shit.
>Lee Cronin's Creature from the Black Lagoon
>Lee Cronin's Monster Squad
>Lee Cronin's Backrooms
Better Evil Dead flick than the last two, and a better The Exorcist than the nuflicks (probably, I didn't watch them).
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>>223662663
>Scarlet Johanson
>Flanagan
Pass.
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>>223663761
Why would it do anything but enhance the kino?
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>>223663776
>Lee Cronin's Creature from the Black Lagoon
I would watch this. Better than Del Toro's version
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>>223663761
watch something light silly rather than any heavier horror kino. Pacing, scary moments, etc aren't gonna work right if you're fucked up but wackiness will
>Return of the Living Dead
>Re-Animator
>Night of the Demons
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>>223662396
That movie is a lot of fun, the acting really elevates it because it's amateurish in a very amusing kind of way that completely fits the tone of the film.
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>>223663761
Depends how far along you are
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>>223663761
there's plenty of good druk horror. watch a Friday 13 film
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>>223663602
Cope woketard.
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>>223663761
that means its time for some Jess Franco or Joe D'Amato kino
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>>223663786
>>223663788
Think I'll watch Peter Jackson's "The Frighteners"
I actually don't know the tone of his movie but based on his other horror movies I'm ASSUMING it's goofy
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>>223662663
Looks like garbage if you ask me. She is way too old to be a main actress and Flanagan is slop tier in 2026.
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should i watch lee cronenbergs the moomy or just delete it and save myself 2 hours
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>>223663558
>I don't know wtf I'm watching
It's AHS cinematic universe.
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>>223663817
>I actually don't know the tone of his movie
kek I'm not sure Jackson did either
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>>223663841
Perfect, I'll watch it
>>223663802
>>223663804
>>223663811
I love you all
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>>223663811
hell yeah
lina romay is the drunksman's final girl
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>>223663831
watch it and share thoughts
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>>223663602
Romero was always a cuck.
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I have put on VHS Mixtape
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>>223663817
I'll ignore that you didn't answer my FUCKING question, mother FUCKER, and say that Frighteners is great and is a good mix of goofy and creepy

One of Jeffrey Combs' best roles too
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>>223663891
Careful, the first 2 minutes is already reddit man child as fuck.
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>>223663891
I will be watcheding that tonight I daresay
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for me its when bagpipes amazing grace starts blasting and little donny thinks he and his flatty apocalypse gf are gonna find salvation on the pod ship and then he realizes this ship is the cucumber express
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21bsYR2yoEo
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>>223663761
based
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>>223663914
The first 5 minutes already reeks of reddit manchild nonsense. The demon in the beginning is clearly some guy who is reddit’s final boss and after that part, it is literally a children’s singalong segment. This movie was clearly made by manchild losers.
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>>223660794
Mixtape was meh, will this be good?
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>>223663966
It is basically impossible to make something bad with SCP
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>>223663951
I'm prepared for it to be shit, but I always end up watching the VHSs and I have some beers so I might as well get it over and done with. I'd be surprised if there isn't at least one good or decent segment.
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>>223663966
w-what does S CP stand for???
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>>223663966
It has potential, but don't get your hopes up
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>>223663951
>manchild
Like a man who hasn't separated from his mother. Still lives with her even.
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>>223663966
>Good
Be real, anon. If they get Kane Parsons to direct one, then it might be passable.
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>>223663966
This board is trying way too hard to get me to watch this so I sleep.
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>>223663966
Neon is going to make an SCP film as well to buttblast A24. Decent chance it'll be better.
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>>223663985
It is garbage and what goes through the mind of the makers to go like “yeah, lets make it a children's show singalong” theme.
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the next vhs should do a seg about the horrors of gerd and hemorrhoids
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>>223663997
You’re definitely poor.
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>>223663904
I'm 3 pints deep but I'm an ultra lightweight and one of them was an IPA so I'm wobbly
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>>223663904
IM WEARING A LEAD BREAST PLATE
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>>223663985
The makers of the movie are definitely 30 to 40 and older. The entire first 20 minutes is a children’s tv show. I am turning it off.
Definitely a bunch of man child losers who are 40+ which means they have even LESS testosterone than they had when they were young which was already very low. Fucking manchild shit.
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>>223663985
Crazy how not one anon mentioned how manchild tier the movie is. The whole theme so far is children’s tv show and singing. This general is definitely a bunch a low test low value males.
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>>223663951
>Reddits final boss
Kek I haven't seen the movie but what makes you say this
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>>223664102
Finally, an original thought.
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>>223663874
>lina romay is the drunksman's final girl
that is so true
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>>223664104
The demon guy yelling and screaming for the first 10 minutes is definitely reddit’s final boss. Look at him and listen to him. The movie is fucked and is a reflection of how mainstream society is full of low value manchilds. (If you copefarm reddit, you will see “grow up” and calling others “kids” and “manchild” is all over reddit, it is pure projection mainly from the left. The majority of society are leftists and low value)
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>>223664104
>>223664129
Insane how not one person thought the whole thing was very infantile. This means everyone in this general is old or low test or weak or leftist. VHS Mixtape is for the “Marvel Avengers manchild” crowd. Fucking faggots.
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vhs has been that way for years silly goose
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>>223664167
I mean the movie probably sucks but, like, chill out bro.
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unironically watching Hausu criterion blu ray on my OLED and drinking an alcoholic beverage

certainly no complaints on my behalf
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>pissjeet crash out
lol. lmao.
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This guy is the 80s sperg with a new shtick, I presume.
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>>223664167
wtf I haven't even seen the movie
Rude
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>>223664179
Shut up, it has never been 100% infantile.
This movie is something that would be shown on public tv displays after the left wins.
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>>223664052
Cute, Anon. But yes, that's the best time to watch a horror flick. In fact, that's the only way I do it
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>>223664205
kek i like this years theme
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>>223664196
Easy to spot since he's severely mentally unwell.
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>>223664222
Checked, and when I watch a movie I have an overwhelming desire to drink alcohol. It's the main thing that makes it difficult for me to quit although I drink a lot less these days since I'm tired of being fat and broke.
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>>223664231
Yeah, you’re a neutered male. A product of decades of propaganda. This movie a mass litmus test. Tons of people liking it means the decades of propaganda worked.
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>>223664222
>that's the only way I do it
right, horror movies and alcohol go hand in hand
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>>223664255
its one of the better vhs flicks to come out of cinepocalypse (fascist filmmakers fuck off TM)
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>>223664234
Grow up you fucking grown man watch children’s cartoon.
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Watched The Church (1989)
Pretty good. Argento definitely rips off some imagery from The Keep (1983) and some elements from Demons. Women are pretty hot in, especially the bride and this has Asia Argento at her peak hebe form.
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>>223664295
dont bury the lede on that phil glass muzal
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>>223664295
Next watch The Sect
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>>223664197
This movie’s theme is very childish and is tied together by a children’s singalong. It isn’t even creepy or scary like Channel Zero that used a children tv show as a theme. If you were a man or high test, you would see Mixtape as something for the lesser males. Lesser males as in those that soi face over Avengers and capeslop and funkopops.
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>>223664268
>TM
What meant you by this?
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>>223662396
>mario bava's son
I'm in.
Braindead was bonkers. Loved the lady that got turned into a lampshade. Lawnmower scene was gnarly too
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>>223664326
thats all VHS though
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>>223664295
>Argento
more like gay homo horror fanboy michele soavi
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>>223664295
Added it to my watchlist
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>>223664328
transvestite manchild, which is how i sign my posts because as you accurately ascertained thats what i am and i also like midsommar and babadook and the vampire movie with khaleesi's top bitch doing a cinderella
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>>223664326
You forgot to mention how childish this particular horror anthology installment in the VHS horror anthology franchise is. As for the anthology appealing to low value, beta males? Nary a peep from you on that point. Your analysis lacks the kind of trenchant insight and ingenuity I've come to expect from this thread.
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You guys watch any elevated horror recently?
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>>223664361
I've had this on my radar for a while, but I had it spoiled so I don't know when I'll watch it.
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but seriously you should watch The Ugly Stepsister just to see the tapeworm scene at the end
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>>223664352
This Mixtape is like a final boss. Like there’s no way future VHS can be this childish. It is over. The pendalum is swing right anytime and it won’t be pretty.
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>>223664376
does it involve a girls butthole?
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>>223664376
Based The Ugly Stepsister appreciator, I'm glad to see that movie mentioned a few times recently.
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>>223664375
It's a stupid but fun time. I liked it!
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>>223664389
the other end, sadly no bh
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>>223664385
This is exactly why we banned VHS.
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>>223664393
i enjoyed it more than i expected. same with the silent night deadly night remake.
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>>223664197
Don’t watch it. If you watch it, you’re a loser.
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back with more anime horror kino
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What's the last movie that spooked you?
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>>223664507
Grow up. It isn’t too late.
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>>223664257
Agreed, I typically wait until around 11pm to watch the main course movie of the day with a mug in hand.
>>223664361
This week I watched The Dark and The Wicked and The Deeper You Dig.
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>>223664518
Grandma’s House was pretty intense at a few parts. It actually made me stay and watch even though I had to leave my room for something.
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>>223664352
Kek
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They keep calling Mac fat but shes not fat at all
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>>223664518
Infirmary ending was spooky.
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is there any reason to watch Long Legs aside from Maika Monroe?
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>>223664561
I thought the very final scene could have had something more, but I did like the ambience of the parking lot part
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>>223664518
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>>223664580
Nic Cage going ham is entertaining
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>>223664580
No, banned here also.
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>>223664580
completionism?
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>>223664561
spooky or startling?
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>>223664518
Anything with someone alone in a house hearing banging will scare me
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>>223664581
Parking lot? the ending after he meets the old woman and after was spooky.
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>>223664606
Spooky as soon as he enters the other section. Great horror segment.
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>>223664623
Yeah they show his car in the parking lot. Which also opens the film. Nothing special I just liked the ambience of it after the horror.
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Someone bake us a Mixtape version next please
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>>223664653
No.
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>>223663831
it was fun in a group watch, when it goes it goes. skip ahead liberally on the family drama filler ig
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>>223664507
Based.
Just started rewatching Shiki. It's kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHPfAB3eDGY
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Bloody Birthday : I really liked it! I'm a sucker for killer kids right now.
It's not terribly graphic, but it builds real tension and the film itself looks terrific. I'd rate this a solid 7/10
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>>223664811
>I'm a sucker for killer kids right now.
have you seen Who Can Kill a Child?
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I'll bake
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What kind of spooks do you guys like, gothic spooks, sci-fi spooks, grounded spooks, magic spooks, etc?
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>>223664848
Bake 'em away, toys
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>>223664653
Yes please
About to watch Beyond.
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Bleh
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Early bake my bad
>>223664892
>>223664892
>>223664892
>>223664892
>>223664892
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>>223664856
Yeah
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>>223664811
It was good. Watched it last night.
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>>223664845
I'm about to.
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>>223664507
spooooooky
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>>223664925
>bottom middle
would
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>>223662396
english dub or original italian audio? I always have this question when it comes to old italian flicks
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>>223665076
well subtitles are out of the question on first watch of giallo shit
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>>223665103
>implying I won't have subs on even with english audio
i'm esl and don't want to miss a single word
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>>223665076
>english dub or original italian audio?
It doesn't matter because they are filmed without audio so both languages are dubbed in after the fact. In any other case, you would ALWAYS go with original audio and avoid dubs because they're shit, but when there is no original audio, you might as well just go with whatever your native language is since you're going to watch a dub no matter what.
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>>223660862
Damn, that's hot!
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>>223665076
Dub. The movies are made for the English dub.
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>>223662814
This shit was terrible.
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>>223664518
The Dark and the Wicked
not spooked so much as, the opening was so malevolent and mean spirited I just was not in the mood for that kind of despair and turned it off
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Scary movies?
For me it's the Terminator
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>>223665988
>not quite my tempo



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