Boney Bowmen editionPrevious >>223670685
First for Leaving D.C.
https://youtu.be/ZM_IRMO4mMc
>>223680178
Remember to pick up some candy.
>>223680178>>223680235HANDSOMELY NOW
speaking of bwp the new upcoming release is going to have fully restored original 60i cam footage
>>223680241when i eat sugar my foot swells up
>>223680241i ate a whole bag of reese's pumpkins
>>223680241I will For me
>>223680178Based
>>223680261What is this from
Carved any pumpkins yet, Anon?
>>223680289Army of Darkness (evil dead 3), same as the OP
its kinda nuts that alyssa milano did embrace of the vampire but i speak for everyone when i say thanks babe
>>223680319Oh I've seen that movieI was really high when watching it so I guess I forgot
>>223680319Manchild movie
>>223680264Grim
>>223680328I need all the Skeleton gifs you have
>>223680264o saay can u see
>>223680328I have a terrifying erection. Imagine if smelting were real.
FFS, are there any horror movies you faggots unanimously like? Or do you guys just say shit about a movie being praised to be contrarian and bait a reaction out of the anon who posted it sometimes?
>>223680348Movie?
>>223680430Everybody likes The Thing. I don't think it's the greatest horror movie of all time like other anons, but it's still great
>>223680193I don't get it.
>>223680433after midnight
>>223680452Thanks, it says it is horror-romance?
>>223680433Until Dawn (2025)
Dare I do it tonight-- a TRIPLE feature?
>>223680494Yes!
>>223680478Its Until Dawn, not sure why that other anon said after midnight
>>223680430The ThingHalloween 1Texas Chainsaw MassacreEvil Dead 1 and 2
>>223680263I'm due for a rewatch
>>223680524>Evil Dead 2This turns off some people here for trying too hard. I love it, but I understand
>>223680241too expensive and the bags never have the shit i want>mr goodbar>crunch>payday>pop rocks>mallow cups>>223680494from the 13th and onward pretty much doing triple+ features every night. No sleep for me this month.
>>223680241>it's my first Halloween without herShit sucks man, it was her favorite time of year.
>>223680596what?
>>223680511not one for jesting huh? not a lot of tomfoolery in your household?
>>223680535I don't understand and those people can eat a dick.
>>223680614are you retarded or just esl
>>223680511K
I just got banned from a movie stream chat by a bunch of brokies lolI told them “Capital > labour” and all the brokies got mad.
>tfw my first horror movie was Army of Darkness when I was like 10Thank you OP for reminding me.
>>223680640im thinkin a touch of the tism
>>223680562> the bags never have the shit i wantGetting the shitty candy you don't want is part of the fun of the season. Just like you don't watch all 10/10 movies, you gotta throw some shit ones in there that you know you won't like
>>223680668> >tfw my first horror movie was Army of Darkness when I was like 10That movie is banned here and it is a horror comedy
>>223680653highly comfy film, all those Empire films seem to be
>>223680709>banned hereyou chinese or something?
>>223680709My first was Return of the Living Dead when I was about 7 or 8. Fucked me up for a few years.>That movie is banned hereThat banned list is just some lone retard that hates some ridiculously long list of movies.
>>223680709>he's a fake janny>he does it for free
>>223680749>>223680668Grim.
>>223680709I am aware sir. I wanna talk about Gremlins 2, but at least one you faggots would probably shit yourselves on its real life Looney Tunes antics.
Remember when they made an Omen tv show?
>>223680624I should be more like you. I should be less nice to be people who hate my favorite movies
>>223680659Of course they mad, it literally gets a lot worse economically each week for them. Lmao.
horror flicks about eating couch stuffing for sustenance during a recession?
>samefagging>In a horror movie discussion thread of all places0/10
>>223680430American Werewolf in LondonDead Alive The VVitch Child's Play 2
>>223680178Another night where I don't know what the fuck to watch.
>>223680331You know she was the one to kickstart #metoo, right?
>>223680929watch Lurking Fear
>>223680858Scary Movie 4
>>223680929
>>223680653kino
I think stuart gordon is a bad director
>>223680364
>>223680978why's that?
>>223680992i don't think any of the films he directed were directed well
>>223680978>:(
>>223680364i have been meaning to make like 3 more but its a big hassle
>>223681002Which ones have you seen passive aggressive troll anon?
>>223681002can you give a specific example of a part of a movie you thought was directed poorly, and why you feel that way?
>>223681028All of them except stuck
>>223681037Oh, you’re a leftist
>>223681053so... you can't give any examples?
>>223681060Stop pretending and please stop posting here.
starts like a very lo 6 but since episode 3 is a constant 7, has anyone else seen it too??
>>223680945yeah
>>223681079pretending what? do you have any examples or not?
>>223681099i read the first couple volumes of the manga and thought it was alright but probably wouldn't bother with a live action version over just reading the rest of the manga
Yep, it is kino
>>223681124you know it sis
>>223681117I watched it because it's by Miike... Not his best work for sure, but I enjoyed more parts than i thougth at first
So....are there any actual good horror movies?
>>223681161I mean that's an okay reason to watch something but it feels like he's done about 100 things
AAAAARGLBLRRGGH
the transforming scene in Critters 1 is actually pretty gross even though it's a simple reversing a melting wax figure effect
>>223681205i like the big tits scene in critters 2
i noticed how jewish a lot of these kid actors look in horror movies these days. more than they used to thats for sure.
>>223680535The original mogs 2 but 2 is still very good shit, just watched em again with me pops last night
>>223681205
Return > Night > Trick'r Treat > The > Mad God > Son > Rise > Curse
>>223680778Theres no banned movies, gremlins 2 is sick as fuck
>>223681170>Good horrorHave you seen Cabin in the Woods or the original Dawn of the Dead or Evil Dead 2 or the first Saw movie?
>>223681170No, we hate horror here
>>223681265Yeah when the blood wells up half way it looks Argento-esque
>>223681173He did like 10 movies per year sometimes, so yeah, but not so many tv shows more at her prime period, the early 00s, so was interesting to check out Miike at his prime.
>>223681274>the first Saw movieEvil Dead Trap?
>>223680978That might be true but he made some great shit. Dont have to be good at mining to strike gold
>>223681300Re-Animator and From Beyond would both be better with a director who also knew how to edit so they don't feel like an extended Creepshow 2 segment.
>>223681274Saw is decent, zombies are boring as fuckI want thick atmosphere and dread, like Alien
>>223680193I watched this at work last october, pretty cool. Aren't there multiple of these?
>>223681287>we hate horror here
It was fine.
>>223681316Sure, anything would be better if xyz, doesnt mean the movies arent great
>>223681254Young people today look dysgenic.
>>223681299There's really only one good one, the second one, and the rest and quirk chungus in nature besides the shitty and inferior first movie, that was more of an experimental proof of concept.
>>223681316What about castle freak? Dont ya love a good tittystyle freakoff?
>>223681322Have you seen The Thing or more recently Life?
>>223681266Now THIS is the post I've been looking for
>>223681271Gremlins manchildslop is banned
>>223681357I would say they do fall short of being great actually. >>223681373An improvement over The Beyond, probably not as good as Re-Animator. Still very uneven with a not great script and pulls back any time it gets interesting. Also adapting The Outsider from the perspective of someone who isn't the narrator is maybe the dumbest conceptual thing I've ever heard.
>>223681420Your wrong
>>223681389haven't seen Life, gonna check it out I'm down for Jake kino
>>223681389>Lifethis movie is great if you've never seen any other movies
>>223680929As long as it's from before the year 2000, you'll probably be okay.
its christmas horror night here>sint>krampus>black christmas
>>223680302nope
>>223681322>zombies are boring as fuck You sure about that?
>new J-horror in theaters right now with 98%RT>never been mentioned in /hor/you guys suck so much istg. good thing I manually check showtime listings
fuck it, rare exports instead of black christmas. i havent seen that in forever.
>>223681481>>223681463I saw it when it came out for free on a military base and I enjoyed it for its cliche-nature. Sometimes it's fun to see something like this almost as an updated look for the genre tropes. I was surprised it went under the radar like it did considering it's a harmless alien movie with a pretty big cast.
>>223681516Fuck up simp
Just watched Jacob's Ladder. Are there really people out there who didn't get the message the first time through?
>>223681527>The staging in "Never After Dark" is beautiful throughout: it has both the leisurely pace of a haunted house mystery, the sort of pace that allows you to luxuriate in the setting, and, when appropriate, the kinetic pleasures of a harder-edged thriller.>a chiller that owes much to Kiyoshi Kurosawa's aesthetic and storytelling impulses.> a solid setup, a clear establishment of how things work, and great use of the main location for geographic recognition as well as horror set pieces.> superbly crafted freakout in the the spirit of classics such as “The Shining” and goose-pimply J-Horror films as “Ju-On: The Grudge.”I'm gonna go see this on Monday, thanks anon
>>223681550I mean it's competently made but even my mom who barely remembers movies could tell everything that was about to happen and thought she had already seen it before because it's maybe the most cliche script ever made.
quit samefagging, its unbecoming
>>223681527>American weeaboo director >He did House of Ninjas I don't know, and a high RT score means jackshit in regards to horror.
>>223681601You are samefag
>>223681588The ending was pretty unexpected, I thought.
>>223681527>implying I haven't posted it's VOD release date multiple times this monthhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22Oct%2027%20-%20Never%20After%20Dark%22/
>>223679804Jamie Lee Curtis wanted back so they had to reset the timeline for her character to be alive. Again. They could've used this opportunity to make John Carpenters "real" Halloween 2, but he's barely involved.Michael's 40 years locked up carries no weight.Michael and Laurie not being siblings is barely relevant.Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't act like Laurie Strode.Halloween 2018 is boring.Halloween Kills uses stupid methods to get a vague message across.The new Tommy is a waste of a previously good actor.Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't give a crap that her daughter was murdered and is now playing yet another character in Halloween Ends.Halloween Ends is mostly a romantic drama.Corey Cunningham is a pointless character, not taking the mantle from Michael and dying a lame death just in time to be absent for the climax.The climax carries no weight as we've seen Laurie fight Michael "one last time" before. Twice.
halloween 2018 would have been a great standalone sequel if laurie and michael just both died in the housefire
Watched Ginger SnapsI saw this shortly after it came out. Still pretty good. Emily and Kat did a really good job. Kat is hot af in this. Never saw any of the sequels. One of them will be seen this month.
>>223681667the weird prequel is very watchable but in a syfy channel/tremors sequel sort of way not an "holy kino" sort of way like the original
>>223681524lol
Alright the recent memeing has made me put on Abigail
>>223681667You will never be a teen girl. Put your dolls away.
>>223681667This is the only Ginger Snaps I've seen.
>>223681708>attraction to girls is wanting to be themholy projection
>>223681708>You will never be a teen girlThat you Dan?
>>223681667> I saw this shortly after it came out. Still pretty good.Why would this movie and poster want to make you watch it? Especially after it just came out. You’re probably low test.
>>223681716Excuse me, I meant Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning is the only Ginger Snaps I've seen. The blue artwork and Sci-Fi channel comment mixed me up.
>>223681547it is NOT DECEMBER
>>223681632the 27th on VOD huh. hmmm I do feel pretty strongly about actually paying to support this genre at the theater but having a banger in the back pocket for the end of the month is real appealing
>>223681667I watched all 3 last year, they were all great.
is Onslaught actually horror in any meaningful way. I wouldn't particularly say The Guest was. I know it's not liked here just curious about the vibe.
>>223681420>I would say they do fall short of being great actuallyfrom beyond, sure. not re-animator.
MIDtape
>>223680193I appreciate it's "micro budget", but it was an exceedingly boring movie
i don't think black christmas is scary or that interesting.
>>223681788i loved the guest i thought onslaught was a major dud
>>223681768Ain't coming anywhere near me so it's all I got. these are the ones I noted where in theaters only>Oct 07 - Vampire Carnival>Oct 09 - Other Mommy>Oct 16 - Whalefall, Crawlers>Oct 23 - Clayface>Oct 28 - Breeder>Oct 30 - Stiletto
>>223681788It is woke
>>223681734bait or retardation
>>223681788idk I'd say mixed reaction. I loved it. It's probably similar levels as The Guest. Violent, and the killers end up as psuedo slashers. but it's more about the aesthetics because the "boss difficulty" disappointed people.
>>223681807this but Black Sunday
>>223681864>>223681807this except it's me saying I think they're scary and interesting
>>223681864it's old and influential so we have to pretend it's good
>>223681884this but texas chainsaw massacre
it's funny when someone brings up some medicore 6.5/10, but they've watched so few movies that, for them, it's the WORST MOVIE they've ever seen
>>223681864I don't love Black Sunday but I think it's pretty unique and the high gothic aesthetics are clearly influential while I don't think Black Christmas is as influential or new or interesting as people say. Torso came out a year before and I think gut kicks Black Christmas across the room
>>223681917mediocre is closer to 4-5i hate this modern trend of inflating ratings
There was no "Bowl-O-Rama" in "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" and I feel baited.
>>223681835Just a grown man curious why a teenage boy would be interested in a girl’s movie.
>>223681942and its canadian(!)
>>223681942>why would a teenage boy be interested in a movie with cute girlstruly a mystery
>>223681930there's no common agreement of what numerical movie ratings mean. that's why I don't bother with them.
>>223681934The Bowl-O-Rama was the ass and titties we saw along the way.
>>223681984yeah but words have definitions. motherfuckers give a movie a 7 and say "its mid" when middling literally means a 5 and mediocre means less than that, i.e. a 4.
>>223681969I am American
>>223681942I'm curious why you haven't fucked off to /lgbt/ yet. This place isn't for you.
>>223681934just jerk off to Brinke Stevens' soapy ass and move on
>>223681979It is a movie for girls which straight teen boys should find gross.
remember to watch at least 5 scooby doo movies this month
>>223681930>modern trendcommon since forever
>>223682030Watch this.
>>223682034for me it was The Craft because of its soundtrack and comfy 90s vibes
>>223682008YOU have ASSUMED a strictly linear relationship and your frustration has arisen from this simple-yet-baseless premise
>>223682034praying for you. hope you feel better soon
>>223682056>everything that happened since phone internet happened forever actuallyyikes
>>223682057don't mind if i do
>>223682008most movies are "somewhat enjoyable" to most people. so calling them mediocre makes sense if your scale is 0 (painful) 5 (paint drying) 10 (amazing).
>>223682071i disagree
>>223681299Maybe my fave J-horror film
>>223681527Images like this make me laugh.It's so fucking easy to complain and shit on things but they'll never ever suggest things for you to actually watch instead because then you could shit on things they like in return and that would harm their ego.Don't get me wrong, tons of zoomershit deserves ridicule but you should suggest better things for them to watch instead. Otherwise you just come off as a lazy pussyfaggot.
>>223682125wtf was that buildings problem
>>223682126>>223681524And of course I fucked it up lmao
Is it uncontroversial to say Dracula is the weakest of the main Universal monster movies? I'd rate it below even some of the sequels.
>>223682093The movie had some great moments and atmosphere.
>>223682175i'd agree, the hammer stuff dominates dracula.
>>223682126Nice soigumentthese charts are legendary ragebait
>>223682175No I've heard it before. Though I remember really liking Dracula.
>>223682057The film being blatant with having characters just disappear from the plot was pretty amusing, chief example being the sister's love interest. Good domestic horror flick
>>223682126You come off as a cuck
classic horror hipster autists get real uppity abiut their sacres cows
>>223682175I'd say that's fair.
>>223682191Yeah I'd definitely take hammer dracula and I think honestly is more influential, most people who if you told them to draw Dracula would probably draw Lee over Lugosi. >>223682213I think it's generally well made out of the 20~ classic universal horror movies I've seen I'd probably rank it around #10 and probably tied with The Mummy.
Think tonight I shall watch Jennifer's Body
I guess I'll watch Final Destination Bloodlines since I've seen all the other ones
Nice
>>223680430>Fright Night>Sleepaway Camp>The Thing>Return of the Living Dead>Halloween>Jaws>Tremors>Killer Klowns From Outer Space>King Kong (1933)>Scooby Doo on Zombie Island>Addams Family>Young Frankenstein
>>223682340Also>Child's Play
>>223682219He didn’t disappear, he came back and got shot by her by accident.
>>223680430Rob Zombie's The Munsters
>>223682412nobody watched that
>>223682412Manchildren did
>>223682412kino
>>223682412DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
>>223682340Sleepaway Camp isn't very good. It's only known because of the ending. Scooby Doo and Addams Family also don't belong.
>>223682394That's what I meant, him and the grandparents are gone for a good chunk of the latter half of the movie with no real explanation so they can have the elaborate chase sequence. The part where he got shot was pretty funny though
>>223682340>Scooby Doo on Zombie IslandStill haven't seen this. I just keep rewatching Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers.
>>223682538You don’t need an explanation, they were somewhere else while what you saw on screen was happening. >chaseI think the grand parents were knocked out
>>223682601you should watch all the ones made by that japanese studio
>>223682601I've actually never seen Boo Brothers, but I love Ghoul School and Reluctant Werewolf.
>>223682614okura eiga?
>>223682614You got a tile for these?
>>223682628It's really good
>>223682641Zombie Island, Witch's Ghost, Alien Invaders, Cyber Chase
>>223682654I will watch it, but Zombie Island is far and away the best Scooby movie.
>Abigail brushes off a bullet straight to the head but can't break through a doorWho writes this shit
>>223682672constitution and strength are 2 different stats
>>223682672Foids
>>223682672durability and strength are totally different retard
10 minutes into Jennifer's Body and they've already said "fag" and "retard"It was a different time!
>>223682601Zombies Island mogs all the others so hardIt scared the fuck out of me as a kid
>>223682672Retard
I actually like Witch's Ghost the most
>>223682697a bullet to the head would completely rock anyone backwards, she took it to the brain like a paper dart. she can rip heads clean off bodies.I don't think anything annoys me more than monster movies that randomly change monster strength.
>>223682755I can respect it, but for me there's just not enough ghost action.
>>223682331>3.7/10 on IMDBI have very low expectations despite how good that scene looks. How is it from a /hor/ perspective? Alright or shit?
>>223682822did you see how much food they eat though
>>223682822hows the witch action though?
>>223682628>>223682659>>223682665>>223682711Thanks guys, grabbing some of these now.
>>223682857Camp Scare is pretty good too for a modern one.
just started rare exports and its crazy how chinese some of these scandies look
>>223682889im only half swedish and i got called chinese in school
>>223680583Which one of you is this
>>223682900what was the era when those genes mixed with scandie ancestors? im dry on my northern eurasian history but my guess is the mongols.
>>223682889>>223682900yup. little squinty eyes and flat noses. i dyed my hair black one time and it was a mistake
>>223682830About 30 minutes in, pretty crap.
>>223682936theyre still up there by siberia northwise
>>223682933He's right
>>223682951Shame, I was excited to see a 80s zombie movie I didn't know about but the reviews sound really bad, even by 80s crap standards. Know of any good ones? Always a chance you list one I haven't seen yet.
>>223682933That is truly pathetic
>>223682936that half of my family are historically all boat builders so i suspect there's some sami mixed in there which is also what i expect for the actors in rare exports
>>223682972Didn't even know it was a zombie movie, lol. I only started watching it because I saw that Linda Blair is in it.
>>223682125>>223681299Adding this to the list. Anymore J-horror kinos anons recommend? Only have the ring movies so far
>>223683047
VHS Mixtape was shit
>>223683010It led me to this and it looks neat, but is rated far worse and it seems like it was VHS only kek.
>>223683047i downloaded chime, cloud, and creepy all made by kiyoshi kurosawa. no idea what to expect. im trying to mostly watch new stuff, or movies i havent watched in forever.
>>223683047Kairo, Dark Water, One Missed Call, Noroi, Ju-On, Cure, Audition, Battle Royale, Cold Fish, Tetsuo, 2LDK
>>223683092No I take it back, I found the trailer and this looks absolutely fucking awful.
>>223683141forgot Suicide Circle
>>223683047Everyone's watching Don't Look Up (1996) this October anon. That film again, Don't Look Up (1996).
>>223683092If you're looking for obscure kinos from that era, Trilogy of Terror 1 & 2 were pretty good anthologies.
>>223683047Some of my faves. Joyū Rei is same director as the Ring.
>>223682611Yeah, I thought it was amusing how the script felt like it didn't have to give an explanation >Knocked outA number of different headcanons could be made
>>223681807Correct opinion, gj
kino alert
>>223683241can i watch this if i dont live in wisconsin
>>223683267yeah but it helps if you grew up around a lot of alcoholism
we can all agree she is the cutest carpentette, right?
What did we think of video killed the radio star?
>>223683292Yeah, she's like a ginger Sigourney Weaver
>>223683330in competition for the worst of the series.
>>223683047Sweet Home (1989)
>>223683330Manchild shit. I couldn’t get past the first 15 mins
>>223683292The cutest girls are in his worst films. Utopia in Escape from LA is really cute too. So is the brunette.
More movies like Bloody Birthday?
>>223683464Looks like they painted her eyes on
>>223683464Happy Birthday to Me, Sleepaway Camp sequels and Intruder if you mean slashers that just quickly run through a somewhat creative kill montage with very little care to plot or atmosphere.
>>223683292She's my wife
this movie is strangely comfy
>>223680430The Blob (1958)Horror ExpressGinger SnapsGinger Snaps 2Ginger Snaps BackPumpkinheadWicker Man (1973)Stepfather (1981)SssssssOld Dark House (1932)CreepshowLittle Shop of Horrors (1986)Night of the DemonsNight of the Demons 2Black SabbathAbbott and Costello Meet FrankensteinYoung FrankensteinIt (1990)Serial Mom
>>223683579whos the tomboy?
>>223683602that's an adult man
Halloween rankings:> Halloween 5> Halloween 4> Halloween II> Halloween (1978)> Halloween (2007)> Halloween II (2009)> Halloween Resurrection> Halloween H2O> Halloween (2018)> Halloween III> Halloween Kills> Halloween 6> Halloween Ends
>>223682889Finnish people especially. They look so Chinese that it's insane.>>223681817>Other MommyGod damn that movie sucked. Saw it at the theater tonight, fucking hated it. The real mother could not be less likable and does nothing to earn her "emotionally charged redemptive moment". Plot was paper thin and full of bad ideas. Kid was too dumb to be believable. The only good part was that they skipped the "it's your imagination" meme and had the whole family be aware of the monster in the first ten minutes. Everything else sucked. >>223682534Yeah, but what an ending. I was bored and zoned out for the whole movie, but that last shot took me off guard and really made me jump. Most movies never achieve that. Horror is a weird genre insofar as One Good Moment can make the whole movie worth it.
>>223683612random ass
Ok this is getting good.
>>223683579it's the smooth jazz osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdjOgn5DhyA
>>223683612
>>223683612a bit peculiar
>>223683624Well, it's essentially just a Coraline ripoff.
>>223683481I meant staring cute and killer little girls
>>223683597Also: John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns, Monkey Shines, and Let's Scare Jessica to Death>>223683628>>223683640>>223683648Rank them
>>223683671AbigailYulenkaThe Bad Seed
Abigail wasn't bad. I think the marketing team got it wrong, they should have sold it as an ensemble film and hid that it was about a girlpire even though she did a great job.The Danzig scene was kino, man I love that song.
>>223683677#1 Halloween #literally a totally different film that shouldnt have the same name Halloween 3
>>223683633I watched that last year. Definitely a fun watch.
>>223683701>ywn have a girl smile at you like thatWhy even live
>>223683701It's basically a kino Chad, Matt, and Rob film in the way Ready or Not it V/H/S is, but nothing profound, that's for sure
>>223683677youre not super far off from mine except i think 5 is weak and i love 3. 4 is probably my favorite on atmosphere alone. 2 is very good. 1 is maybe just above 2. i have a soft spot for curse in spite of itself, so thatd go in the middle of the list. the zombie ones somewhere in there. mcbride ones on the bottom. i also like resurrection more than h20 because its silly instead of toothless and bland 00s slasher fare like i said, not too different from yours.
