Legion editionPrevious: >>223664892
>>223670685Leaving D.C. is for shit eating trannies.
finally watched Night of the Demons. fun flick, big hair rules
>>223670738I love hags
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>The Driller Killer (1979)>Ravenous (1999)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Manhunter (1986)>Bad Moon (1996)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Hausu (1977)>Subspecies series (1991-2023)>Pieces (1982)>Evil Ed (1995)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Society (1988)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Tales From the Crypt TV series (1989 - 1996)>Alucarda (1977)>Gozu (2003)>Dolls (1986)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>The Vampire Lovers (1970)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)>Head of the Family (1996)
>>223670752you still have Gozu on the list after I already told you it was coming out, you bitch.
>>223670747for me it's the chinese chick and her big goofy bolt ons
>>223670767i like gozu, whats coming out?
>>223670791you can't just say something like that and then leave me hanging, broMinka?
BLEH
>>223670817the 4K. this month.
>>223670767>coming outHe could still be waiting
>>223670840neat. wouldn't watch it for halloween times but will definitely look into that after.
>>223670840
>>223670752>>Cube (1997)lol
>>223670747>747I'd fly into these twins ykwis?
>>223670685So the new Exorcist is just going to a be a rebootquel to Legion, isn't it?
>>223670685I just can't get into this franchise. This jumpscare actually startled me into laughter.
>>223670932yeah, exorcist 3 is maybe unintentionally hilarious? its very confusing
>>22367082011:38https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6FGemQznKY
>>223671357wow, she looks practically the same
Was ok i guess. Marc Caro visual style as he worked on it btw
>>223670685When I first saw this as a kid I thought the statue somehow came to life.
>>223670714>Life is a mystery>Everyone must stand alone>I here you call my name>And it feels like hoooooome
>>223670791They were real, just so perfect they looked fake.
>>223670685
>>223671882>it turns out Elevated Horror means "horror that makes your dick hard" and was always the right thing to call it.alternatively>everybody finally figured out the most evil thing that exists is the average womaneither way stupid fucking meme.
>>223671882Why didn't the husband just have sex with other mommy? Was he gay?
>>223671961big spoilers Other Mommy doesn't just look like Jessica Chastain all the time, she turns into other people including men, and including the dad. She even turns into the little girl main character.she also becomes giant, tiny, teleports, reality warps, etc etc etc, she's an extremely overpowered character
>>223671996This is additional motivation to have sex with other mommy.She either turns into Pattie Boyd or I start throwing bricks at her.
>>223672123I understand your feelings, but do NOT fuck with Other Mommy.the movie skips all the 'kid knows about a monster but no one will believe her' bullshit before the credits even start, and becomes an 'everybody knows about this monster but nobody can stop it' movie. Two-thirds of the movie is them trying to run away from it or get help (all of whom OM kills) before deciding they just can't and going back home, lol
>>223672123>She either turns into Pattie Boyd or I start throwing bricks at her.also, if Other Mommy likes you she'll do that shit without you even having to ask.problem is the price is she wants to take over your body and banish you to pre-existence
>>223672216>tell her I'll consider letting her into my heart if she has sex with me as Pattie Boyd>she agrees>tell her she's not real afterwards and I want her to fuck off>she leaves because they changed the books ending to some stupid shitThere is no way in which this goes wrong for me.I might watch it anyways just to see the paranormal investigators get slaughtered.
>Elvira's Ghastly Gamesoh?
>>223670714why does christ look so faded here
I feel like the Terrifier movies are the only modern horror movies worth watching
What does /hor/ think of Wrong Turn?
>>223670685I hated the zoom in at this moment, it would have been better if the camera had remained static.
>>223671905>everybody finally figured out the most evil thing that exists is the average woman
damn, that was a lot of fun
>>223672740I agree, and 2 is the only one I actually like.
>>2236731292 is definitely the best but I've started to warm up to 3 recently
>>223673144I like 3 a lot up until Art goes into the frat house, during a fucking party, but there's no scene of him fucking around at all, it just immediately cuts to him being upstairs with the roommate and his gfAnd the ending sequence is good, but it just happens out of nowhere and there's 2 or 3 that suddenly died off screenIt's like they cut 30 minutes from the movie
This is one of the worst ones, and I think that says a lot for this series.
>>223673079cozy /hor/
TWO MOMMYS?!?
>>223670747Definitely would
Why are we so ded today?
>>223672629
>>223673362It's not dark out yet
>>223673296there are at least THREE mommys Jack.
>>223673416SpoilerrrrJust kidding I'm not going to watch that slop
>>223673362People doing things with their Saturdays probably.I went hiking but none of the trees at Lost Maples have turned color so it just felt like a summer hike. Pretty disappointing and I will be watching /hor/ to cope.
>>223673448idk if its a spoiler, just being silly riffing on his 'at least 3 genders' remarkyeah it looks like as generic Blumhouse as they come but apparently it's an adaptation of one of the best selling horror novels in recent years, some kind of domestic psychological thing 'Incidents Around the House'
>>223672740why do you feel that way
Is the gate any good they’re showing it at a nearby theater today but it’s Canadian.
>>223673182It's probably the weakest entry. It's mostly a horror-comedy series now, feels like the original premise was abandoned. The motif of the first 2 felt more like>Footage that felt like it wasn't supposed to be found>Events are generally more brutal/cruel and violent>Some mysterious organization was recovering the footage and converting it to VHS tapes for an unknown purpose
>>223673545it's not bad. it's got decent practical effects. it's noticeably 80s. they say fag a couple times.
Wife.
>>223670931Seems so. Which I don't mind.
>>223670931I just hope they get ScarJo to act well in it. She can act well...sometimes.
>>223673545>but its CanadianYou know what other movie is Canadian? Black Christmas
>>223673791it is NOT CHRISTMAS yet.
>>223673837Black Christmas works perfectly fine as an October viewing
>>223673744Hopefully she isn't doing another rendition of whatever the fuck she was doing in the GitS adaptation.
>>223673677Simp.
>>223673846True, I've watched it many times in October and they even showed it on TV on Halloween a few times.
>>223673744I don’t want to see a walled roastie girlbossing for two hours. Does anyone know how physically, mentally and spiritually weak a foid? I am supposed to believe this walled cunt can take on the Satan? Gtfo.
>>223673744>>223674048> I just hope they get ScarJo to act well in it. She can act well...sometimes.The only thing that would be believable is if she gets possessed by a demon and then engages in a 300 man 24 hour gang bang like Bonnie Blue. Hell, they both look the same anyways.
>>223674082> Hell, they both look the same anyways.Both have dead thinned out lifeless dry brittle hair, dulled drained pale lifeless blue eyes with no soul, both walled and old and lifeless and both have pale sickly 0 collagen white skin that only an imp from hell has.
>>223674048She was repulsive to see in that Jurassic Park movie.
>>223674129Imagine the specimen that typed out this post
>>223674048we really live in a gay utopia
>>223674164No, we live in hell since we have to see these aged out disgusting walled vomit inducing creatures on the big screen in major horror franchises as a main character. Satan won.
>>223674048> Does anyone know how physically, mentally and spiritually weak a foid? I am supposed to believe this walled cunt can take on the Satan? Gtfo.Walled females look weak. You can tell her bone density is 0 and she has no muscle. All that plus the weak mental fortitude and you are supposed to believe this bitch facing off Satan.
>>223674207cool down.
>>223674129Is white skin demonic? I think the bible mentioned that demons have pale skin and blue eyes.
>>223674260Yes, I live in Brazil and my mother says a prayer immediately after we pass by a person that looks like that.
Is Resident Evil see-it-in-theatres good?
>>223674478No.
>>223674048Is this shit even English? What is it with autists and their newspeak?
Just watched thisI don't get it. Something about feminism I guess but why is she so schizo? And does she love him or not?
>>223674260insanely jewish post
AAAAAAAAAAAAA A BLACK WOMAN IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>223674595just a totally misguided idea for a movie all around.>Bride of Frankenstein, but this time, we're on HER side!The original movie was already sympathetic to the monsters. It wasn't in need of reclaiming. The bride is victimized and used by Dr. Pretorious in his plot against Dr. Frankenstein. There's this tendency to think that nothing made in the past can have any message acceptable to a progressive person today, instead there's this assumption that obviously Bride of Frankenstein MUST have been offensive to women because it's old!Plus the absolutely awful, late gen-x/early millennial thing of Swearing=awesome.>yeah, this isn't like that stupid shit... this one says FUCK in the TRAILER... heh heh hehThe target audience for this movie is moms in their early 40s or late 30s. This isn't a demographic who's rolling out to the theater for re imaginings of 1930s horror movies.
>>223674478No
Do you think the other guys in the Texas chainsaw family fuck leatherface in the ass when he dresses like a housewife and puts lipstick on the mask?
>>223674478It’s fun and it’s also worse than Zack Creggor’s other two movies
>>223674048Have you ever watched Halloween and Friday the 13th?
>>223674841Don’t all those movies have a girl who survives at the end though?
hmm, kinda surprised this film which came after Baskin has decent ratings yet none of the horror accounts I follow who watch everything have seen it or even watchlisted itwas looking what else the director's been up to since Baskin, most recently a Turkish remake of 'The Coffee Table' and some violent revenge flick
>>223674796No, Garth.
Ngl, I've been too scared to watch this one for a long time
>>223674899why? its pretty decent
>>223674082>Hell, they both look the same anyways.Blue is unironically cuter
>>223674926Race mixing is scary
>>223670827That's a kid
>She then dated comedian David Spade, whom she left for actor Jack Nicholson after Nicholson asked her out in front of Spade while the three were smoking weed together; Boyle was 29 and Nicholson was 62 at the time, and Spade later found out they were together from a paparazzi report on a car crash they were inlol
>>223675119>>223674926>>223674899Nope and Us are both better than Get Out
>>223674863Yeah...it was a rhetorical question.
>>223674885There’s definitely sexual abuse happening there in that family
>>223673362Lots of fall festivals today, I just came back from one myself
>>223674899Only Americans watched this piece of shit.
>>223675236I keep mixing up David Spade and James Spader, but there’s no way Spader would end up on the cuck chair
Watched all of Gannibal season 1 and it was really good. Definitely recommended.
>>223675389Nope is good.Get Out is bad.Us is dogshit.
>>223672173At this point it sounds like the play is just to be nice to Other Mommy and get her to like you then ask her to use her powers for your own ends.There really should be more movies where protagonist joins monster instead of fighting monster the entire movie.
>>223674885No, Goth.
>>223675632A movie where you see tim heidecker kill himself can’t be that bad
>>223670827She looks like the guy from Dark Knight Rises who calls Bane pure evil
>>223675573rent free
>>223675984It's true: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl256280065/
>>223675984>>223676004btfo
>>223675951>Do you think you're in charge here
>>223670827>Abigail finally gets cool physical release>it's US onlyMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>223674478God fucking no. Its like watching a made for streaming movie
Parasite Eve (1997) was a solid sci-fi horror flick. Some creepy/gross stuff in it but wished it had more body horror.
>>223670931>your remake does so badly that it’s trilogy is canceled and a re reboot happens no one David Gordon Greens career is dead
>>223676347whats the problem?
>>223676562Region locking and import prices.
>>223676532You WILL impregnate your mitochondria wife
>>223676663nippleless queen
Wow I can't believe I let you faggots trick me into watching this It's actually a fun goofy ass movie
I want to discuss Hellraiser, but there is a seperate thread about it
>>223670747Hag general.
>>223673182Any good story?
>>223677037
>>223677037Damn she's aged really well.
>>223677037She's hotter in from beyond than in re-animator >>223677066
>>223672762Wrong Turn 4 is one of the most psychotically violent films I've seen. I think it's that it's a campy film but full of actually disturbing torture. Everyone should check it out.
>>223670747>goth girl goes through phase and comes out a bimbo
>>223673791>tfw ywn get drunk with Barb>>223677066>>223677097She truly aged like fine wine.
>>22367703740 years and the only difference is maybe a tiny amount of skin sagging holy shit.
>>223670714when you nut but she keep sucking
>>223677005That thread is done, might as well discuss here then
>>223677037Every once in a while you'll find a white woman who has the asian woman aging genes and atp you'll keep hoping she doesn't fuck herself up with like plastic surgery or something.
>>223672762It's mostlt shit, but I fucking love it.>>2236771434 was one of my favourites, I also really enjoyed the 6 because I'm a sucker for the fucked up family reunion trope, It's also one of the reasons I've like Daddario chainsaw massacre flick.>>223677005Apparently the new game is great, will check it out next year after some usual patches.
Jordan Peele's movies are the most boring horror movies I've ever seen
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>>223676532> Parasite Eve (1997) was a solid sci-fi horror flickDon’t forget to add it is also anime
FNAF2 is pretty bad even for something made for children who think everything they like is the peak of civilization
>>223675632They were all bad, libtard.
>>223677618explain why they were bad without any political signaling, racism, or otherwise sounding embarassingly mentally ill
>>223674935> Blue is unironically cuterThe cucks in /hor/ would definitely marry Blue and then go “muh wife.”
>>223677599Its peak unc I dunno what youre talking about>Lets have the dumb chicken do almost all the kills despite it being called "Five nights at freddy's" Wayne Knight star cameo because no one else bigger wants to really star in this dogwater.
>>223677276watch more horror movies
>>223677649> explain why they were bad without any political signaling, racism, or otherwise sounding embarassingly mentally illIt's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
>>223677678i mean isn't the bigger issue that 90% of the movie is the most banal filler dialogue imaginable?
I haven't seen Jordan Peeles movies because I feel like it's horror for non-horror fans. Same with Sinners.If I want good black people horror then I'd watch Candyman
>>223677649>political signaling, racism, or otherwise sounding embarassingly mentally illThose are exactly what the movie is and the director also
>>223677688so... you can't explain why it's bad?
>>223677747Go back
>>223670714>You're not letting October slip away on you, right anon?
>>223671905these movies made your dick hard?
>>223677688retarded thought terminating cliche
>>223677780Hate that downer fag.
>>223677774i know you'd like this to be your safe space echo chamber but that's not how this works.>won't even attempt to explain why it's badlol you're not even just mentally ill, you're also too dumb to even try making a rational argument.
>>223677723Im not gonna lie the characters starting to talk about the animatronics like its the only things that exist and worth talking about was the least of my problems To the point where its comical. when watching it>>223677747Its just bad okay let him be a political signaling, racist, schizo movie watcher, ding the bell when a black character shows on screen etc.
>>223677736Your intuition is correct, you're not missing anything. Nope is good imo tho. It also didn't feel like a horror but it at least has a few good scenes
>>223677870Nice, the leftists have their numbers right now. Remember last time when it was one and he left?
>>223677736Nope is decent, but the only real scary scene was the alien consuming people and them screaming going down its gullet. Other than that, eh.
>>223677747He's unironically retarded and knows if he tried to explain what he means, he'll sound like an 8 year old doing a class presentation.
>>223672740the first and second were worth watching once, the third counts as watching the second one again
>>223676996You could've been tricked into watching Tales of Halloween instead
Mixtape was SHIT with a capital P U
>>223678003I didn't even bother because the trailer looked so bad and I enjoyed the last 2 VHS movies
>>223677926Shut up, wipe your chin. You have something there.
>>223677599I don't get it either. The first one was pretty retarded but it was a good launchpad now that the basic lore was out of the way. The major issue for me is it finishes on such a cliffhanger it may as well be half of a film.
>>223678017I mean the first one was pretty bad too, especially everything around the girlcop and the whole muh dreams stuff. Both are perfect examples of how to over complicate an extremely simple story.
>>223677970Second and third were reddit
>>223677900Imagine watch anything from Peele. I guess the lgbt army is here.
>>223678048I agree it was bad for a lot of reasons, though still it had some positive elements that left me wanting a better version of it. I thought the cast was great, the SFX were good, even the basic idea of trying to recreate information from a dream is a decent hook though it just becomes waffly.
>>223678015>Hello saars, my name is Ranjeet. Tod-d-day I will tell why Nope is bad film. I-... STOP LAUGHING
>>223678048Aw no man but the lore, all those books and side games the game franchise has that somehow all have to matter. Guys at frame 13,583 at this timestamp they reference Freddy's cock.>>223678102I didn't even know who that is before watching it. You're acting like I watched it specifically to stick it to the repblictards somehow. At no point is there any gay sex in the movie.
>>223672740I find them painfully trite. Terrifier to slashers gives me the same exact feeling as those metal bands that are formed to be ''epic'' without including anything that might be offputting to normalfags.
i got like 2 minutes into Mixtape before deciding it wasn't worth it.
>>223672740I thought Terrifier 3 trounced everything else that came out at the time. Harlem globetrotter shit on the other slashers coming out
>>223678168Painfully trite is such a faggoted thing to say
>>223678168>exact feeling as those metal bands that are formed to be ''epic'' without including anything that might be offputting to normalfagsWhat so like Sabaton or Sleep Token. Yeah unfortunately the normie filters are the only thing preventing you from getting big nowadays.
>>223677213Finished the first three. Well, I had watched the first ten years ago.Second one felt like a sequel, taking place shortly after the events in the first and being released within one year and having the original cast.But despite the lovecraftian design of hell, and the 80s british special effects which are always kino, and despite the sexo milfa who played Julia, what I will remember from the movie is the original box opener, who I swore was named Stanley from when McRea was fiddling through his boss's books.Third one was "Jason goes to Manhattan" tier: good if you are a teen sponging the lore, too extravagant to have me focused.
>>223674796Yes, Garth. They certainly would be into that. Dog will cunt.
>>223678221>what I will remember from the movieAll I remember from Hellraiser III is CD, and the guy who predicted meta glasses.
>>223678210I was thinking like Alestorm at first but yeah those fit as well. Super generic thrash/melodeath + mostly clean vocals + violent imagery but avoiding things that are too ''icky'' for your average american who buys movie tickets. All bark no bite as they say. Art the Clown is basically just asexual Freddy Krueger. He does mortal kombat fatalities on random people then goes "teehee." He's not going to ruin your date like showing TCM2 to the wrong person.
>>223676347Sweet, gonna preorder it.
>>223677565Its not anime
>>223678169You’re a man. Cucks watched the whole movie.
>>223678312I get what you're trying to say, but... Terrifier? T2 has possibly the most gratuitously violent scene ever put to film, even if it's comedic. T1 had a chick getting cut in half pussy to head. All Hallows Eve had some sov porno tier ending with a chick getting turned into a quadruple amputee and "cunt" carved into her. It's not exactly Scream.
>>223678312Yeah, the real nasty gross tcm2
>>223678221If you want a continuation of Kirsty's story from Hellraiser 1 and 2, she shows up again in Hellraiser Hellseeker fyi
>>223678312>like showing TCM2 to the wrong personAlrighty, I guess its time I watched it, first one was good. But I want more of that substance directors seem to be afraid to put into movies nowadays.
Rate my October thus far.
>>223678379Yeah hence the mortal kombat comparison. Modern MK has the most over the top nonsense grossout fatalities with people having like their face ripped off then their arm ripped off then their arm shoved down their throat and then pulled out through their chest then back up so their hand sticks out through their eyes. Just nonsense looney tunes with blood body mutilation goreslop. >>223678415It's not that extreme but it has very blatant sexual overtones and prolonged scenes that go beyond simply just "woah dude gore lmao."
>>223678345Actually, does it even offer anything over the other editions besides the case? Not sure that's worth almost 20/30 bucks more than the other ones.
Abigail's last act was really bad and made me not want to rewatch it
>>223678291>the guy who predicted meta glassesDoc? The camera guy?
>>223678463Shitty. Very shitty.
>>223678463the babysitter was okay for pg13slop streamingslop comedyslop
>>223678464I agree the MK comparison makes sense. But it definitely puts normies off (in the same way some of the modern MK stuff does).It's more that Terrifier has sadistic scenes where characters are mentally tortured. If you went to see Angst that'd probably ruin a date.
>>223678379>T1 had a chick getting cut in half pussy to headWhat fucking horror film was it that had a woman on a surgical bed and a guy in a mask taking a saw in his hands and she pleads "no, no,no!" before said guy fucks her with it? 2000s movie, only caught that scene, must be like more than 15 years ago.
>>223678553MK and Terrifier's commercial success goes against the idea that it's offputting to normalfags. Both are sexless.
>>223678510I agree it was disappointing but overall I really enjoyed the movie.
>>223678580The set design, setting, cast and overall production was great. I just hated the last 15 minutes so much it felt like it took a shit all over the whole thing for me. I think the only thing worse would have been doing ''it was all a dream'' but unironically.
>>223678516>>223678531thats the pointall scary movies are ultimately slop
>>223678572The sexless part is true. That's more like old Cannibal Corpse vs new Cannibal Corpse.
>>223678562> a woman on a surgical bed and a guy in a mask taking a saw in his hands and she pleads "no, no,no!" before said guy fucks her with itGood.
>>223678515
>>223678612FUCKED WITH A KNIFE vs whatever Weenie Hut Jr song titles they have now
>>223674796When you're out in the sticks long enough, this starts looking like Dita Von Teese
>>223670907IYKYK
>>223674796No, but I do 100% believe they would rape each other ''as a joke''
>>223678598>The set design, setting, cast and overall production was great. I just hated the last 15 minutesAgreed, though it didn't ruin the movie for me. The vampire Frank stuff sucked. It should've just ended with Abigail winning. I actually feel the same way about Hellraiser. Great overall movie with a shitty last 10-15 minutes.
>>223678738>AbigailBanned.
>>223678463uh ok
this is so disgusting and hilarious at the same time. those puss squirts will make me gag like nothing else. i dont know why its so effective
>>223677241its really how well you keep yourself including diet. and a naturally cute women like barbara will always stay cute. see jodie foster for example, she looks her age but she still looks cute and girlish
I went to a haunted maze theme park with my wife last night, we had a great time. The scare actors were really good, got us both many times.
>>223677054Like Viral, it has not a single short that manages to even be "decent".
>>223678911Nice, now watch The Funhouse
Recommend a titty slasher to coom to
>>223678911I know it's all for fun, but I wouldn't let myself get scared by some punk with my wife right in front of me
>>223678945I've seen this movie like 4 times and it never works for me. I love the first half but the back half never lands
>>223678856I dunno why but this one never had a strong impact on me. I like the rat monkey though. It's not boring or anything but I just don't really get why it gets held in such high regard. >>223678955Don’t Look Now
>>223678955Sorority House Massacre 2
>miike confirming who's best waifu from To Heart visual novelholy based i fucking kneel
>>223678911nice. did they have any cool room themes.
>>223678967It's a waste of money if you're not letting yourself get spooked. Whole point of those places is to let your guard down and get jump scared. Same with horror movies desu.
>>223678856It's my favorite first time watch so far this year.Jackson is easily a top 3 director of all time for me now, I already loved him for Heavenly Creatures and LotR but he's a horror master too? So basedToo bad his King Kong remake was lame and he never recovered
Has there ever been a good king kong movie though
>>223679035Haven't ya seen his esrly horror movies?
>>223678991>It's not boring or anything but I just don't really get why it gets held in such high regard.good horror comedies are rare. theres a clear evil dead vibe, night of the living dead, psycho with the mother son relationship (the mc even looks like perkins a little). and its a period piece as well. all those elements gel well with me personally
Does anyone here have a Nosferatu poster?
>>223679018The themes were kinda generic, but the effects were pretty cool. Some great use of pyrotechnics
>>223679068Not yet. Still need to watch Bad Taste and Meet The Feebles. I'm not sure what the genre of the latter is but I have to watch it now
>>223678630Yes, that's him
>>223678562Thats the hospital bed saw-fucker, 2004
My friend who likes capeshit (and horror) says that this won't be like the others and will actually be a horror movie.Should I believe him?
>>223679090Yeah man, right on, never seen feebles either but bad taste was fun, braindead is still his best spooker probably.
>>223678897OP to that post here,Yeah that and like environmental factors, especially now with how fucking hot the sun is and food being full of garbage, its down to how well you can manage all that while dealing with your own specific body features that end up getting most people into surgery from management pressure etc.>>223679116R rated and tts being done by the Doctor Sleep guy, so theres a good chance itll be decent
>>223679116Wokeslop
>>223679116i lost interest when i heard mike flanagan wrote it
>>223679116Nope. It will be just like the others. Capeshit cant be good horror sadly
>>223679035Yeah, I rewatched it a few days ago and wanted to post about it but was banned. I remember it used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. It's a great Halloween movie and a great way to start spooktober. Funny thing is I had the memory that (Don't Fear) The Reaper was played by BĂ–C in the end credits.
>>223679116Black female love interest. Yeah, no.
>>223678612Hell yeah boys
>>223679174>WMBFI thought this was considered to be "based"
>end credits roll>(Don't Fear) The Reaper starts playing
>>223679191Why upset pepe? It says DONT fear him. You dont have to be afraid, pepperino
>>223679191DUH NUH NUH-NUH NUH-NUHNUH-NUHDUH NUH NUH-NUHNUH-NUHNUH-NUH
>>223679116Think about it from the studios perspective. They are like, hey Joker was a big success and that was just Taxi Driver with some sideplots about Batman.This will be the same.
>>223679049yes in 1933 lol
>>223678079>Second and third were redditWhich is exactly why the reddit tourists that made this general run year-round like them so much.
Are any of these serialized streaming shows based on horror movies any good? (Scream, Chucky, Alien etc.), or are they all just binge slop.
Watched VHS BeyondStarted last night but I was too tired to finish it. It was ok. I think the Stowaway bit was the lowest point just because you can barely make out shit. The Fur Babies one wasn't great either. The Jeet one wasn't bad I suppose. The rest was good. Going to watch VHS Halloween next week.
>>223679183To leftists, maybe
I'm going to go from Hellraiser 3 straight to the remake methinks.
>>223679374They seem like sloppa to me, but then again I only ever tried Slasher so I have a bad feeling about those major ones brother
>>223679411>He doesn't know
Mike Flanagan is a fag
>>223679374Alien:Earth is on the edge. It has an interesting perspective while simultaneously being true to the original image. But it pushes the "machines are humans too" line waaaaay too much, where it's suspicious.
>>223679442it must be so easy to just get paid to do remakes
Kong.
>>223679236Fucking plebbitor scum.
>>223679464They are modern remakes aka for women.
>>223679418Not a bad call anon
>>223679523Even easier then.
>>223679536Yup, just turn down the iq and throw in blacks and cuckolding themes like Noseratu
Be honest, would you?
I actually really enjoyed Camp Miasma after not being that into it at the start. Now I can't stop saying "fright master Wes Craven"
>>223679601wtf that's not what my screenshot looks like
I'm going to go see Eyes Without a Face and Blood and Black Lace tonight. Never seen EWaF, I've seen BaBL but I couldn't pass up seeing those colors on the big screen.
Got around to watching Exorcist Believer and holy shit its fucking awful. Just straight up boring too.
>>223679609It's nothing like New Nightmare from Frightmaster Wes Craven
>>223679623time for Billy thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>223679623>Eyes Without a FaceDisturbing film
>>223679631What went wrong.
>>223679601
ScarJo is so WALLED.
>>223679651It's wrong in completely intrinsic ways, there's not much to salvage. One that annoyed me though is it clearly tried to set up a sequel where the doomed girl would be saved in some way, but in order to do that it had to have a nihilistic ending.
>>223679651DGG doesn't understand anything, least of all the original Exorcist film or any of it's themes.
I like how at several points the director just seems to concede "yeah I can't come up with a more compelling image than this, here it is 50 times, whatever"
>>223679651David Gordon Green is a hack. The Exorcist films (especially 1 and 3) have a different feel than other possession films. Green just made this into a very generic, very dull, horror movie with very little horror.
>>223679780Actually, this is a more intriguing question for you guys, what went wrong with all three of these?
>>223679696She looks good for a 41 year old former chainsmoker with 2 kids. There are plenty of actresses younger than her that have aged way worse (I saw a pic of Sophie Turner the other day that looked spooky)
would watching the Mafu Cage count as an October horror? got a thing for Carol Kane lately.
>>223679804He's a decent director because there's some great shots in there of Michael going ham. But the writing is often terrible.
My very important thoughts on MixtapeGWAR shit: suckedPuppet one: sucked Animated monster one: kind of cool actually but short and pointless Soviet bunker streamers: fine, uninspiredViolin man fights Cthulhu: cool, probably the best oneBuried alive music video: mehMurderslut cuts an evil murderdemo: pretty good but too long. Girl is hot. That's all.
Any good spooky movie to watch from the last 2 or 3 years? I havent really watched any modern horror movies.
>>223679641Based, Billy was awesome back then
>>223679804>retcon all the sequels to make Michael a normal guy who isn't after Laurie and her bloodline>proceed to make 3 movies where Michael is after Laurie and her bloodline and is increasingly supernatural in nature That was my first red flag. Then each individual movie is nonsensical. Laurie, in this timeline, had one encounter with Michael but is somehow more crazed than her H20 version. The 'Evil Dies Tonight' shit from Kills was so fucking annoying and the whole thing with the random new killer in Ends was so silly. I could go on and on.
>>223679845
>>223679804He thinks a story about how "a guy is in your house and trying to kill you for no reason is really scary" needs to be shared community trauma or whatever. It's basically the same shit as Exorcist Believer where if only people just met in the middle they'd solve every problem or whatever nonsense liberal bullshit he thinks.
>>223679844>Violin man fights Cthulhu: cool, probably the best one>Buried alive music video: mehAnd there it is. Every year someone with a polar opposite take from me.
>>223679866>he whole thing with the random new killer in Ends was so silly. I could go on and on.Alright guys Meyers finds you in a sewer fucking around down there and grabs you and "gazes" his evil into you, what do you go do as your first foray as the new evil?
>>223679845When Evil Lurks
>>223679900Well stop being wrong and it'll stop happening
just watched incantation, kino
>>223679901I would probably say a racial slur in a supermarket
>>223679943But no one dies right? Or gets hurt? Its just actual literal social commentary.
>>223679901Knifing up hot young sluts and the boys that fuck them is passé. I'm going to hit up an old folks home.
Anything similar to this movie? Like people ending up in hell or going to hell. That sort of general premise.https://youtu.be/Fq358xHbzN4
>>223679943I'd walk around and approach guys, saying "your name is Jessica" and that they need to take their meds.
>>223679901> Alright guys Meyers finds you in a sewer fucking around down there and grabs you and "gazes" his evil into you, what do you go do as your first foray as the new evil?Beat up a libtard
you shitsimps only like the last segment in mixtape because you want to fuck the blonde
>>223679971That movie is up there as one of the best found footage films, so it's hard to follow.Check out Grave Encounters if you haven't.
>>223679971that movie sucks but at least it introduced me to a good band
>>223680018Never seen it. Will give it a watch so.
>>223680014for me, it's the chubby in the first one.
>>223680014>guys want to fuck hot chicksshocking
Not me, I don't.
>>223680066Female beauty is an illusion
i'm tired of dumb horror movie protagonists
>>223680077Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>223680066she wasnt that hot althoughbeit she scratched the bimbo itch
>>223680088No chance you'd do better than them
>>223680096Have you?
>>223680101speak for yourself
for me its the pov mirror scene in the maniac remake when frodo strangles that scene girl to goodbye horses
>>223680077Shut up faggot, nobody cares what you think and we wish you'd fuck off to /lgbt/ where you belong.
>>223680106I love hot horror women.
>>223680141>homosexual trying to pretend to be heterosexual
The Thing is the greatest horror film ever made and has 0 women in it
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>>223680169Alien is decidedly better.
>>223680188Nah it's 1. The Thing 2. TCM 3. BWP
>>223680005That's a valid reason to like something. But I also thought it was just well put - together. It needed a better overall sound design and pacing but it was a good short.
>>223680208I will give you BWP
>>223679845Hokum
>>223679804Jamie Lee CurtisAnd "...Ends" was just fucking sacrilegious. Although I liked the romance.
>>223679901Kill Jack Black and make his family watch
>>223677123I completely agree. I also find it funny that the villains' main motivations in both Re-Animator and From Beyond is to fuck her.
>>223674796I did not realize until that recent Re:View that they're all supposed to be brothers. I really thought the cook was their father.
>>223679804EVIL DIES TONIGHT *mob justice a gubgub midget off a roof cause he is somehow possibly michael myers in youre path*
>>223681210We need a movie like Scary Movie but good to make fun of scenes like that where it's like yeah we actually just hated that guy.
>>2236798042018 is good. Kills doesn't have enough Laurie. Ends doesn't have enough Michael. All of them have good music though.