Jennifer's Body editionPrevious: >>223680178
Evening Harperbros
Jacking off to pantygirls again. Love my horror panty girls.
>>223684307I still can't believe there was a time when they convinced women to buy shoes made of corks. Stupid women will buy anything.
Consider watching Resident Evil: Apocalypse
>>223684350What films you watchin' big guy?I watched Evil Toons and Slumber Party Massacre so far that cover that niche but I need more.
>>223684357I have a Tokyo Marui airsoft replica samurai edge. I take it out sometimes and pretend I'm Jill-- I mean Chris...
>>223684367nta but those are kinos. If you haven't seen Nightmare Sisters, that's also worth a watch.
Does nudity make horrow movies better?
>>223684421No.
>>223684421I'm a big fan of horror in my nudity films
>>223684421No. If a 0/10 movie is 0/10, sexy naked women don't make it 1/10.
>>223684367Watch Sorority House Massacre 2 and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
>>223684380Does more crazy shit happen or did that webm spoil the best scene?
>>223684421it makes everything better
>>223684421Terrifier 3 would have been better if it had some tiddies and ass. If you're going for grindhouse trashy, then you go balls to the wall with full frontal nudity and bush hair.
Trick or Treat
>>223684462Basically the latter, still it has other worthwhile bits and it's directed by Wes Craven.
>>223684421Absolutely. Like good music can make a movie better. Nudity can do the same. Not much, but it's improved movies for me before. And if it's already a great movie, it's a nice bonus.
If a basic bitch who "loves Halloween so much" wanted to come over and watch Halloween movies with you what would your pics be?
>>223684511Halloween
>>223684511Trick r Treat
>I've seen every Linnea Quigley horror movieWhat now?
>>223684395>Nightmare SistersHaven't but I will watch soon ty I love Linnea Quigley. I'm gonna watch Night of the Demons for the first time tonight.>>223684421Only if it's hot women nudity
>>223684511Last Orgy of the Third Reich
>>223684367Sorority House Massacre 2 Hard to Die HouseNightmare Sisters
>>223684561You dont like seeing cocks in your horror movies? What is wrong with you
Just finished a day at the theater100<100 #012This is based of a book series called Monstrous Maud, I guess. It's a German/Spanish co-production and it's gimmick I guess is the character's get little line drawings of what they're thinking about over their heads. It's obnoxious. A monster obsessed high schooler gets transferred to a school for monsters, and thwarts a plot to turn all the townspeople into monsters and vice versa. It's a good natured but dumb and dull movie. I appreciate that it fully promotes the concept of romance in kids movies and several of the characters (all M/F) fall in love with each other. There's lots of soundalike pop songs, and it gets super embarrassing when you realize they set the entire climax to the characters dancing to Thriller and then couldn't afford it, lmfao
>>223684577rated NC-17 for extreme sexual content.this is in like 3k theaters this weekend and it still has less than 100 watches on letterboxd, lmao
>>223684603they came up with this 10/10 character ideal porno design for her and then only used it for ten minutes of the movie.
I watched other mommy. Why did normies hate it? I thought it was pretty solid. I can say the last half can be debatable but the movie overall is a good watch
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>>223684511>Scream>Happy Death Day>Red Room 2>Scooby Doo Zombie Island>Terror Firmer >Good Boy>Ichi the Killer
>>223684621Pic was movie #2 (Luck for Sale), it's a tearjerker dramedy about a family running a funeral home. It's mostly about moms and cancer but it's got some ghosts in it and I watched it October so fuck you I'm posting it.
>>223684654thanks i hate it
>>223684511yeah man, it's a Scream movie. or maybe like, ask her some questions and figure out what she likes yourself, y'know.
>Session 9Is this good
>>223684680it created the "somebody's running down a hallway and all the overhead lights are flicking off right behind them" trope, so decide based on that.
>>223684625they've all grown up thinking cynicism is the same as criticism so now whenever they enter a film they go in with expectations they shouldn't have ruining the experience
>>223684680Not bad but slow. I liked the ending. Watch if you have nothing else to watch
>>223684511theres a few ways to go with that, i think sleepy hollow because its tim burton basic as fuck and cute and quirky chungus but also the ren faire corset level of tits>>223684680no its great
>>223684654Movie #3. I've never been a big fan of this, but I appreciate how relentlessly grim it is despite it's frou frou sparkly dark fantasy trappings (it's got fairies with leaves for wings, ffs.) I was just interested in seeing it in 3D, but I don't think I ever need to see it again.
>>223684451>Sorority House Massacre 2I had a hard time finding a good version of that to download when I looked the other night but I got the first one... the search continues>Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-RamaGood call, I should watch every Linnea Quigley movie. Not horror but I just got Savage Streets the other week.>>223684575I'm da jokah baby
Prince of Darkness kicks ass
>>223684511normies love that Hubie Halloween adam sandler crap. personally I wouldn't be trying to appease her though, that's kind of beta
>>223684721Movie #4. This has got maybe THE stupidest story of any major horror movie I can think of right now. It's Stephen King at his Stephen Kingiest. I like the movie's manic energy, but you have to do more than shut your brain off, you have to run it in reverse. Both this and Pan's Labyrinth are kinda upside down and backwards remakes of The Shining if you look at them from the right angle.
>>223684765simultaneously jcarp's best movie and also fucking terrible
>>223684760>I should watch every Linnea QuigleyYes, you should. Unfortunately Linnea doesn't show much in this. Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer do though.
Rewatched 28 Days Later on a shitty CRT after hearing that Part 3 of Years is on the "backburner" (aka probably cancelled). Image quality still looks rough, even S-video is probably too good a signal since you can still see the low quality of the cameras used at points, but I guess that's part of the film's visual identity for better or worse. Even though it's an indie film it never felt cheap, the way they shot around London's early hours to really make the setting feel isolated was brilliant. And of course the acting was great and it's still a perfect standalone story that holds up better on repeat viewings. Still can't help but feel bummed about the update on Part 3 though, even if both parts of 28 Years had their rough spots and were unnecessary sequels I still really liked them.>>223684421A little sleaze never hurts, but it can't make a terrible film better. Especially if it takes too long to show them titties.
>>223684765on my list... SOON Waiting to watch the 4k version because 1080 just isn't enough
>>223684784>. Brinke Stevens and Michelle BauerVampirella and another hot woman with big hair that's perfect
bigger hair better girl
1980's horrors prove that Metal is culturally superior to cRap
>>223684811Bauer also played in Evil Toons. She was Burt's wife.
Is scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed a horror movie
>>223684849if you consider horror movies that are scary, no. if you consider horror movies a genre arbitrarily, yes.
>>223684837This is her best look, for me. I'd be on her 10 times a day.
>>223684837Damn I didn't recognize her by name yet.Burt fuckin' rules.Monique and Michelle mog the other two.
>watched the oldest viewits quite good, dont know why it gave anyone the idea he could direct an actual movie thoughshould have stuck to making short youtube videos in blender
>>223684511Leaving D.C.
>>223684849Legally it's a family friendly adventure movie. If you want true blood curdling family friendly horror you need The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy
>>223684879if you show this movie to a woman she should be allowed to call the cops on you
>>223684511paranormal activity
>>223684511TCM for maximum "im scared hold me" sharing a blanket vibesOne time I shared a blanket with a random girl and her friend at the movies because of a shitty horror movie. I love horror movies and women, bros.
>>223684889the 2020 version is very erotic cinema.
>>223684911>I love horror movies and women, bros.I want this on my tombstone.
>>223684945More like a COOMstone, hahaHahaha? *looks around to see if anyone laughed*
>>223684625I've seen very split takes on it here so far
>>223684965
>>223684982I absolutely loved it. but there are things it did intentionally that I think people here are going to misinterpret in a dire way. And speaking aesthetically, it's got a visual sense of what's spooky that I think lots of people are going to find goofy.
>>223684911Eh TCM is more greasy and gross than scary for a lot of people. I agree on the last point though.
>>223684945>>223684965
>>223684781it had some of the coolest stuff I've seen in horror, also some kinda goofy stuff. but conceptually it is a very competent entry in the cosmic horror genre.
>>223684511The Nightmare Before Christmas
>>223685017Maybe you're right. It's so unnerving and stressful. Maybe I should go with a sleazy fun 80's horror... Or The Thing. Everyone loves The Thing.
>>223684849If it's spooky, it's welcome
>>223685032yeah, and the fx and use of those fx were top tier. amazing cast with some great fucking performances. pleasance/wong dynamic was unforgettable life time favorite duo. even walter?'s wise cracking is pretty great because he's very well spooked. the alice cooper cameo is likewise maybe the best horror cameo ever put on film.
>>223685047the thing is full of men who are much more manly and assertive than you. are you sure you want that?
>>223685047I remember picking TCM as a group watch one time and it nuked the vibes lol. It was just too vile for them.
>>223685047Return of the Living Dead. Bitches love zombies
>>223685089should have gone with A Serbian Film
>>223685082Wilford Brimley gets her in the mood and I reap all the benefits.
>>223684511The CrowInterview With The VampireQueen Of The DamnedUnderworldUnderworld Evolution
for me its the delicious tomboy from the collection
>>223685076>the best horror cameo ever put on filmvery interesting question. candidates:Wes Craven in ScreamHulk Hogan in Gremlins 2Roger Corman in Silence of the Lambs
>>223685076agreed on all of that. carpenter casts are always pretty good. or he is just such a good director that he can make even minor characters give memorable performances.usually has a lot of memorable faces too. like he casts for a certain look.
>>223685156hitchcock cameo'd himself in a lot of his movies but he's kind of bad at it.
>>223685183Hitchcock is probably the worst because he's in tons of his own movies, there's nothing special about it. All three of the ones I mentioned it are super memorable imo. I think Hulk wins it.
>>223685146That reminds me, I need to fit some giallos in this month. Give me your ass-slappinest recs
>>223685430I rec any of the Carroll Baker/Umberto Lenzi collabs, just because I think she's gorgeous
>>223685469Considered, thanks
>>223685430if you're not caught up on Argento, his most recent, Black Glasses, is much better than most of his stuff from the past 25 years.
>>223685430picrel is VERY sleazy.
>You cried a thousand tears>Daaaaaaarling, don't despairhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0lNvJ9q84
>>223685430All the Colors of the DarkStrip Nude For Your KillerBlood and Black LaceStage FrightOasis of FearDelirium
>>223685532Forgot webm
I watched "Jurassic World Dominion" (2022). It had all the stars in it from Jurassic World AND from Jurassic Park 30 fucking years earlier. Dinosaurs are now cheap and plentiful and they're fucking everywhere, in the sea, in the air, in the forest, in buildings, in the streets, in caves underground. So they're used every time to drag out the plot. Need to go from A to B? Nope, dinosaurs. Need to accomplish something? Nope, dinosaurs. Simply need to stretch out the runtime of the movie? Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs. The movie is a ridiculous 2 hours and 26 minutes long, but hey, on streaming more minutes mean more content. The plot is simple as always: The evil gene technology company that is responsible for dinosaurs being everywhere is somehow still allowed to operate and what's more they're given all the money, resources and the brightest minds in the world to work on their plan of completely annihilating mankind. But don't worry, there's 70+ year old stars from the first Jurassic Park movie AND there's Chris Pratt who will stretch out his hand and instantly tame any dinosaur. In the end, they all get to testify in front of the US Congress, and that makes it all good again -- even though the evil gene company is now Italian and of course not subject to US lawmakers. But the UN decides that dinosaurs shall live in harmony with humans, so that's what the dinosaurs do, and all is well. Until the next installment of Jurassic Something that is.I'm not even going to rate this. It's well made, it's adventurous, it's exciting, it's terrifying. I just didn't appreciate all the plot holes.
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i thought this was going to be a cheesy 50s scifi/horror flick, but its actually good. that technicolor as well, lovely
>>223685597The sequels are worth watching too
>>223685573>god I wish that was meYou want to be a Jurassic Park film?
>>223685011It reminds me a lot of eldritch kino. The first half was really good, I can’t say much for the last half, the ending was a bit lackluster but it had a really strong start. It’s feels like the plot was heavily inspired by coraline
>>223685532>Lucifug
>>223685597Surprisingly creepy ending.
The script of Night of the Comet fucking sucks balls. Could have been a fine (rewatchable) movie if it just had some actually good story.It looks nice and the cheerleader is kind of cute but its SHIT, its fucking SHIT
>>223685606>RETURN OF THE FLY>RETURN OF THE FLY>WITH VINCENT PRICE>YEAH RETURN OF THE FLY
Jennifer's Body sucked
My somewhat pathetic October watchlist thus far. Naturally, the worst of it has been all of the new shit. Phenomena, Re-Animator and Cemetery Man were all first-time watches for me, and they were all kino.
>>223685606i'll put them on the list then
>>223685694I'm going to make a Dadaist zombie movie called Alive of the Dead that's going to break all your conceptions of what a zombie movie can be.
>>223685694hot damn, keep going with the F13s. I feel like the first thing anyone getting into horror should watch are all the F13s and all the NOES's
Sinners was fucking good, nailed the ending too.
>>223685711watch Operation Pink Squad 2: The Haunted Tower before you do thathttps://youtu.be/qxH_aVVPfCc?si=MczArfNoAZtGAkPt
What's your favorite historical setting for horror?What historical period doesn't get used enough?
>>223685726I forgot to add on Nightmare on Elm Street 2, but to be fair, I mostly had it on mute in the background. I'm trying to catch up on the F13s in time for Crystal Lake, which is probably going to be ass, but oh well.
>>223685749We need some spanish inquisition satanic horror stuff
>>223685749>What's your favorite historical setting for horror?70/80's newyork style grimy dark night time city>>223685749>What historical period doesn't get used enough?Age of pirates
>>223685694i mean it's a better watchlist than the one i have. most of the shit i've seen can't even be classified as horror - the ones that are have been forgettable trash.
>>223685749The 1980's is my favorite.But I can't really think of any period piece horrors.
>>223685749Favorite: 1800s Victoria Underused: Roman legions and gladiators
>>223685746I've seen the first one (it was honestly terrible), but was never able to find the second. I think Sandra Ng is sexy.Alive of the Dead is going to be a much stranger movie than this, I'm think like a Ryan Trecartin zombie movie.
>>223684307Fuck anyone here who has been shilling this shit flick.It wasn't scary.It was full of cringe early 2000s teen cringe.And Megan Fox didn't even get naked.Fuck this.
>>223685778holy shit, man, that was going to be my exact answer too
>>223685811gay hands wrote this tweet
>>223685743Black and or jewish hands wrote this post
>>223685811>And Megan Fox didn't even get naked.I feel like this is saying>I went to visit my buddy and he didn't even give forty thousand dollars or let me sleep with his wifedo idiots really go to midbudget normie horror flicks expecting actresses way too famous for it to just start schlicking right into the camera?
>>223685749There's hardly any medieval horror. But that time period is so depressing I can see why it doesn't have much of a counterbalance. Werwulf looks like a misery fest.Also I'd like to see an entertaining caveman horror where humans fight a killer neanderthal.
>>223685811I watched this when I was a teenager a long time ago and all I remember was megan fox being a vixen the whole time
>>223685811Megan Fox can't do a nude scene because she's a he. There was sex in the movie though, so you should just accept it for what it is.
>>223685842The movie is literally named after her BODY and it doesn't even show it.
>>223685894the title is from a Hole song, little lord fauntleroy
>>223685901That reminds me. The music SUCKED
>>223684307Cool Sword song in it>>223682057Do not watch this.Mastorakis was a journalist during the colonels' dictatorship in greece who collaborated with the regime, interviewing (with the police meaning, rather than the journalist meaning) on television people who were arrested during the Polytechnic school uprising of 17th November 1973.The interviewed then were tortured.For his services to the regime he was awarded a chance to live his illusion of being an american moviemaker.
>>223685913>>223685918>da dualitree of man
>>223685820Have you played blasphemous? I was thinking of that mainly. The spanish inquisition theme is so underused, that a horror movie adaption for it seems like a money printer
>>223684776Have you read the book?
>>223685918If I could only watch movies made by good people, I would have never watched a movie in my life. I sincerely do not care about what he did.>>223685927I unfortunately do not play video games. watching Curtis Everitt movies is an actual better use of my time.>>223685938>Have you read the book?>bartsimpsonpffft...books.bmp
>>223685545
>>223685842There's a lesbian kiss right. That's almost as good for me.
>>223685979and it's a GOOD one
>>223685927I have played Blasphemous, not that anon. Blasphemous will go down in the history of commodities as one of the most atmospheric video games ever. It was truly great and I wish my dumbass gf wouldn't get tired of me trying to focus to finish it, after all it was she who downloaded it. Very tough opponents too.
>>223685966Well, I am sure most directors didn't do what mastorakis did.The book has a great passage about when the father and his older neighbour first cross from the forrest into the rock plateau.
>>223685983I don't get why so many people are hating on Jennifer's Body, it's a fun movie. I watched it recently so I know what I'm talking about.
>>223686048whoa, Kyle Gallner's in it? he must've been six years old
>>223685990The art style and story is amazing. Can’t say much for the movement mechanics, that filtered the fuck out of me. A movie adaption of it would be incredibly kino, it fits the horror vibe really well with the idea of the miracle and the penitent one
>>223686061He didn't have much screentime but he still gave a noticeably more convincing performance than everyone else. Guy is a good actor. He wasn't 6 years old in the movie, he was 20 something. He has one of those faces that looks young despite ageing, sort of like Haley Joel Osmont although not so pronounced.
>>223685833Seething because the cute white girl got the bibishi.
Fockin' 'ell, Italy
>>223684350Watch The Dark Power. 10/10 pantygirl in there.
>rewatched oculus and as above so below>they’re still really good to watch
>>223685669god early misfits were so cringe and danzig sucks
>>223685172i thought both leads in this were meh, especially porn stache guy
>>223685668it has cute girls and the guy from star trek. it's like you NEED more...
Chad uggpire
>>223684781this dude was the creepiest part>singing amazing grace while simultaneously giggling and crying and cutting yourself with a razor
>>223685510The random dance scene lives rent free in my head
>>223686081A book might be better. Also the plot is vague, it's a catholic guilt fever dream.And yes, I know what you are talking about, the bonus stages where you had to beat the clock to make the mirror whole again.
So smug>>>/wsg/6250288
valerie hartman in sleepaway camp 2good performancea real talent
>>223685778The Pit and the Pendulum is supposed to be that. The Vincent Price movie did its own thing with the title, but there's probably adaptations of it out there that are closer to the original story
>>223686118
this was interestingreally good atmosphere and well shot, however the plot felt a bit convoluted and took a long time to not really go anywhere
>>223685778I actually don't rate satanism because the christian boogeyman in no way compares to the real life exploits of the inquisition, which was real
>>223686679>lance henrickson>jeffrey combs>hector salamancaadds a little bit of amontillado in there as well
damn sleepaway camp 3 has some more talent. these are sleaze kino. its funny thats the angle from part 1 they leaned into. and we thank them.
>>223686825fun flick, I think that's the one with the truck kill at the start right. that was sweet.
>>223684421it dependsin Halloween, the theme is that if you neglect your responsibilities to have sex with your boyfriend, you diein this case, nudity is part of the storytelling
Night of the Living Dead was gooddidn't like Dawn of the Dead muchtrying Day of the Dead tonight, expectations are high
>>223686895>didn't like Dawn of the Dead much
>>223686914the themes were interesting, but it just wasn't well executed at all I liked the idea of the film more than I like the actual film
>>223684719
https://youtu.be/iM63gvrkVe0?si=xt-kZhnTSPKPJWrb ss
>didn't watch anything last night>today's Sunday so can't stay up late to watch horror kinosFuck
>>223687126that's what sick days are for
>>223687196I only have 2 left and I don't wanna use them yet since winter's coming up and I might actually get sick. I took off the whole last week of this month so I'll just tough it out and try to get some kinos in during the week.
>>223687240I keep taking them on mondays otherwise I think I would tomorrow kek.
I didn't like this very much, very stilled and dry even for the time and Lugosi was honestly kinda shit as Dracula.
>>223687476I preferred The Invisible Man, who is the most lethal of the Universal horror villains
>>223687476The first 20 minutes or so in Transylvania are great but once they get to England it's just a series of scenes of people talking in rooms.
Psycho Killer is the worst move I´ve ever seen.
>>223687503At first I mistook that for Strange Darling so I thought what? That movie was pretty good. But yeah, Psycho Killer was not good. American Psycho 2 All American Girl is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
>>223687529Funny thing is I watched it for free on Bilibili, for some reason the video was 2h 30 min long, half of it was the movie and the other half was literally just a guy walking around some third world SEA city filming the streets with a voiceover? So when I was almost at the end I was thinking like how is there 1 more hour of this shit left kek.
>>223687479The Invisible Man was great.>>223687496Sometimes a bat with a string shows up!
>>223685749Do you guys know any good belle epoque or 1920s kino horrors?
>>223687503idk man, she's cute
>>223687602ive literally never heard of it, theres probably a couple jack the ripper kinos
>>223684307looks like mila kunis somehow or am i freakin out
>>223687476movies that old were filmed and blocked like stage plays. That's how the studios and audiences saw them, as filmed stage plays, and Bela was already famous for playing Dracula. You're expecting too much. There's a reason why Orson Welles blew everybody's tits off with Citizen Kane.
>>223686895just finished watching it and this was excellentthank your George Romero
>>223687708I mean not really, late silent films were much more cinematic than early sound films.
>>223687708Citizen Kane wasn't even that innovative compared to German expressionistic cinemaThe Cabinet of Dr Caligari was the first art film that made people realise you could use film for artistic expression
SAAR WATCH THE NEEDFUL THINGS SAARlolBut jokes aside this has a stacked kino cast. At least 3 "if you see him you know it will be kino" guys
what do you guys use to log your horrorshit?
>>223684421Exploitative nudity is a hallmark of horror movies because horror movies are so inherently silly they need more to retain your attention.
>>223688365Yamtrack on my home server, though I'm thinking about vibecoding my own tracker.
>>223688365my brain
>>223684837>Burt's wifemore like Burts Granddaughter.
>>223688365If it’s any good: I remember it, and why.If it’s no good: I don’t bother.If it’s REALLY bad: I remember it, and why.
>>223688365letterbox, i just don't engage with the community or leave reviews.
>>223684357I like her Apocalypusy, if you catch my drift.
>>223688365notepad
>>223688628Its amazing how all my defenses can be very easily disarmed by something contained within few inches of skin That said, it's really only digitally. In real life I do a decent job of consistently acting like a stone-wall towards women.
>>223688365A leatherbound tome
>>223688662i have extensive notes
>>223688662based and same
bruh AHS 13 is SO FUCKING SHIT. I can't believe Ryan Murphy gets paid a lot to make this slop. The budget must have been less this season cause every episode has taken place indoors.it's literal slamming action figures together tier slopthere is no coherent theme to the seasonfuck you AHS show fucking sucksit's not even horror it's just slop
weird as shit, didnt really enjoy it
>>223688812i forgot to watch the prequel? side story film about that like 6 years ago and im still forgetting. something about rednecks on drugs.
>>223688829didnt even know there was a prequel, shant be watching regardless after this mess
>>223688839i really liked the endless and fully intended to watch it but i really cannot give a fuck anyway
>>223688662same here bro
>>223684680yes very good.
>>223684765i like the warlock
/hor/ is a haven from the Malfoid spam.
>>223688795Middle aged women will watch ANYTHING.
>>223689049I'm lurking 2 Malfoid threads.
What are some good sci-fi horror films other than The Thing, Alien, or other more well-known ones?
>>223685606It's funny how the depiction in Return Of The Fly ended up the iconic version of the original.>>223686735It's a very /x/ kind of movie.
>>223689450its been a million years since i played parasite eve, i barely remember what its about
>>223689473>>223686735Is it about satyrs?
>>223689450this was recommended to me on here ages ago and it's pretty fun. really nails the "spooky shit going on in a secret lab" thing
>kills 8000 people because your transexual boypussy wife does a 52% and khsIs japanese boypussy that good?I klno they are doing kabuki referencing with the female character being played by a girl, but he's fucking ugly for being "the most beatiful girl of the village" role, and the goddess dragon too.
Recommend me a psychedelic horror movie.
Any ancient Greek/Roman horror?
>>223689582most of the old harryhausen epics are spooky as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNifP9LA180
>>223689484>i barely remember what its aboutIt about inseminating your mitochondria wife.
>>223689544House
>>223689582There's a Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee movie where they deal with a gorgon but set in like 1800s not ancient times. It's called The Gorgon
TV TV TV TV TV TV
is the new VHS worth watching if i dgaf about the seriesthe dance dance dance segment seems fun
>>223689734It’s got to the point that it’s no better or worse than the last few. They’re amateur hour drivel but with a little heart and soul gone in. It’s an hour and a half; not demanding much of you. I genuinely look forward to them now just for the shitposting.
I want to be spooked, but not scared and certainly not terrified.What movies should I watch?
>>223689840
>>223689840Woman in Black. Pretty much any version
>>223689484>>223689521Thanks
>>223689840Carnival of Souls
Why don't they make horror analogies anymore?
>>223689840gremlins 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1a2AzvX7pc
>>223689620for me its Kung Fu
I've only seen one horra movie this month so far #washed #uncstatus #iaintgotitnomoregonna try to watch a few today to catch up perhaps wiith some ghosties
>>223689450
>>223689519nah
>>223689582MinotaurAt least one of the old italian Hercules movies
>>223689876Isn't that A24 and Jordan Pele's whole schtick?
>>223689450Death Machine
>>223685811At least you see Amanda Seyfrieds tits being squeezed
>>223686776She was so, so cute and shouldn't have taken her own life :/>>223687503It's also the best song you've ever heard.
>>223690002If you do a double feature every night from here on out you'll reach 31
>>223689450Is Invasion of the Body Snatchers alien-tier known? Idk, but it's great, both the 50s and 70s version.Other than that not counting horror-comedies (like Dead Heat or Bad Taste) I'd say Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Split Second and maybe Hardware.Also the first segment of Memories (1995) is the only good anime ever made.
>>223689450Event Horizon is my personal favorite
>>223689544Altered States
>>223687708Not true, Invisible Man btfos Dracula like the other anon said and doesn't feel like a play. Same with Nosferatu
I forgot the Poltergeist family was named Freeling.
>>223684421It always improves it but it generally can't save a film. Sometimes it's crucial to a film though, as it is in the case of Jean Rollins' films.
>>223689484kino
>>223684506Yeah, absolutely, like humanoids from the deep. That's killer anyway, but the honkers help
>>223684511Show her Antichrist and stare at her the whole time
>>223688829Resolution. the endless sucks and is not fun. resolution sucks but is at times fun.
>>223684307Boys, I'm givin out sfx severed fingers and candy this year. What should the "do not eat" note say?
>>223689891Hell yeah, brother. Let's fuckin go
>>223687773NTA you're right, but lot of them still were, and I think what's more interesting is how and when the exaggerated theatre acting style died out in films
>>223684357Fuck u
How is the Night of the Living Dead remake? I watched the original again recently.
>>223691172it's better
>>223691172the savini one is great until the last couple minutes, absolutely it is better except that very end.
>>223691191>>223691184I will watch it then, thanks guys.
>>223690002> I've only seen one horra movie this month so farTo participate in /hor/, you need to watch 3 movies a day. Please go to /horror.
How come Tubi has Poltergeist 2, 3, and the remake but not the original?
>>223691331The original costs real money to license.
>>223691184>>223691191I'm not one of those muh woke cry babies but seriously, turning Barbara into Lara Croft was just retarded. Shame because Tony Todd as Ben is ultrakino and he should have been the MC like in the first.
>>223691339You didn't watch it.
About to watch the undiluted kino that is the 1982 version of Cat People
>>223690906Grow up loser.
>>223690002She looks like this
>>223691401I too am a fan of Nastassja Kinski's breasts.
>>223691339nah the opposite of that. ben is half an antagonist and its kino.
>>223691172Watch Flesheater
>>223690430
>>223691362Nah you didn't. Changing the story so that it has a survivor is wimpy faggotry.
>>223691715I think wimpy faggotry is needing to use dramatic hyperbole over a fictional character because you can't articulate yourself properly.
>>223687620Idk man, you’re a simp
>>223691748Calm down, tranny.
>>223691752Idk man, you're a streetshitter
>>223691768emotional outburst
>>223691191>absolutely it is better except that very end.Facts. Retarded le subversion twist on the ending aside it's awesome, the director's cut is essential because it brightens up the picture, it was artificially darkened originally to be night when it was daylight for a lot of it.
>>223690895i dont know what this means
>>223690344IotBS is in that weird position where it was the most well-known entry in the genre for generations and then dropped off completely. Every child has a passing familiarity with it, but entirely through parodies on cartoons written by their elders.
>>223691823>. Retarded le subversion twistIt's only a "subversion" if you're medically retarded and think for some reason it would have exactly the same ending as the original despite all the other changes and also it being impossible.
>>223691844i hate the 70s one and i dont believe anyone could possibly like it. perhaps it merely snuffed out the original and died unloved.
>>223691861Cry me a river.
>>223691893Why would I cry about someone else being profoundly stupid?
>>223691878Body Snatchers '78 is a classic though.
>>223691928You’re pretty pathetic
>>223691925
>>223691940Silence, Ranjeet.
>>223691947You lost
Dance for me, ape.
>>223691947That's what she says to my penis
>>223691878>i dont believe anyone could possibly like itWhy?It's great
>Watched Boorman and the devil>Turns out to be a thinly veiled promo for that hack Flanagan's upcoming Martyrs Subtle...
>>223684511Phenomena
>>223692080How many remakes is Flanagan making wtf
>>223692036/hor/fus, however, LOVE when you whip out your gigantic, throbbing HDMI snake to play your Takashi Miike horror kinos on the TV.
>>223692113At least she is always smiling. She kinda brings back pre-kardashian ugly bitch slut face pictures.
>>223692104He's a greedy little piggy.
Make it a /sensitive/ edition.
Why did I wait this long to watch The Fly? It was excellent.
>>223691461based
>>223692170I love this quirky latinx. Not finna watch that movie though.
>>223684791I haven't watched this again for years, I should. I didn't know about the Part 3 being potentially shelved. I still haven't watched any of the new releases.
>>223692274Why not? It's really good.
>>223692337I find violent movies offputting lately, maybe watching so much caught up with me I'm recalibrating by watching movies about ghosties instead
>>223691928
Are there ANY horror movies with cute femboys?
>>223692532>>223692532>>223692532
>>223692407In that case, check it out whenever you feel like watching something violent and off-putting from current year.>>223692411I love this scene. Bushy eyebrows, crooked smile and a husky voice are the winning combo.
>>223691979What's this from?
>>223685156alien skull in Predator 2
>>223689528Demon Pond visuals are so kino. one of my favorite watches last year
>>223692104he's doing The Mist as well
