do you think they will show the worst part of the Salt Scene?
Aragorn would defeat the Crossed
HORSECOCK
>>223704388he can't even defeat Jaime Lannister how do you expect him to fight against Horsecock?
>>223704598>he can't even defeat Jaime LannisterStop posting on /tv/ GRRM and go finish WoW you fat retard
>>223704351>directed by the guy that did The SadnessSlightly optimistic
>>223704351Yayyyy that's all current gen need is more desensitizing, glorified violence!
>>223704802please. as if you didn't grow up watching 2 guys 1 hammer or 1 guy 1 jar.
>>223704351Wtf are they doing to Dave Portnoy?
>>223704979one rape you know the rulesone rape
Idk why people are freaking out about the salt scene, just random background violence is worse. It would be curious to see them try to adapt Family Values
>>223704351What about dipping their bullets in cum and shooting people to infect them? Who knows? I think people are just going to think this is a remake of The Sadness.
I thinks it's interesting how the same people who whine about violence being ok but not sex/nudity in modern media are the same ones who shill Crossed on 4chan
jewish shit.
>>223705003because it's babby's first shock scene. naturally it leaves an imprint
>a gore comic book series about insane people with cross on their facesHmm I wonder what nationality the author is
>>223704351what's the salt scene? I'm not reading Girth Pennis slop
>>223705059didn't the vitriolic hate for christianity and the fact that the villains have crosses on their faces clue you in?
>>223705073why do you care then nigger
>>223705082curiosity you stupid albino ape.
>>223705086why are you curious something you have to performatively shit on? shouldn't you stick to your circumcized Charlie Kirk bullshit and hide the thread?
unless the salt scene is the actors talking directly to the camera about jewish atrocities i dont care
>>223705073the main group are chased by the crossed and a retard (in charge of protecting his wife and their small child) tries to just stop in a forest clearing and pours a circle of salt around them.Guess how well that works for protection.
>>223705073Retard with a wife and kid is convinced that salt will fend off the zombies. Pursued by them, once the wife is unable to keep fleeing, instead of killing her and run away with the kid as she pleads him to do, he traces a salt circle to protect themIn a failry effective build up to a page turn him and his wife are showed to be sodimized and gutted by the zombies while the kid is ripped apart and she screams at him>look at what you did
>>223705196it probably would have been extremely painful if he tossed some salt on them, they're likely covered in cuts and lesions. that's where i thought he was going with that salt shit, until i saw the retarded salt circle kek
>>223705207Idk they are showed to inflict all kind of self harm on themselves and still keep on trucking anyway as long as they know there is someone they can havo more fun with
>>223705127>mutt can't stop thinking about mutilated dicks and a dead faggotI'm asking because I got tricked into reading the boys which was utter garbage. Typical of Farth PennislopSo fuck you and anyone who looks like you.Also KYS
>>223705254>mutilated dicks and a dead faggotboth things featured in garth ennis's crossed!
>>223705073
tsmt
>>223706912This is getting posted a lot but I feel like the dolphin got posted a lot more by anons before
>>223706912is this image safe for work?
>>223707001it's primarily violent in nature so yeah it's totally fine
>>223704979How many times are you going to make this joke?
>>223706912>>223705011I read the first 5 chapters of Crossed due to these threads, and they're so fucking cringe. All of the "smart" and strong characters speak like smug redditors. Do you retards actually enjoy this slop?
>>223704965And look how I turned out
>>223705207Your initial thought is where he got the idea from. He threw salt on one and hit hurt him for those reasons, so he jumped to the conclusion that salt magically repels them
>>223704351I hope they round up everyone who goes to see this and put them in gas chambers
it's kinda nuts how toned down the original Crossed series is compared to the sequels/spinoffs that comes after it.
>>223704351crossed is for edgy teens and retarded people
>>223707193It’s made for smug retards. Basically Reddit
>>223706973Honestly they both serve the same purpose in that they're initial shock moments in stories that are otherwise pretty tame character-driven arcs. Outside of some background scenes there really isn't much else.Later runs like Family Matters and certain parts of Badlands basically just go all out onto the gore-porn angle instead and they're worse off for it.
>>223707193It's just a coincidence that only redditors survive the initial outbreak.
>>223707193welcome to garth ennis comicsenjoy
>>223704351gonna being some kino from reaction youtubers thats for sure
>>223707193Most of the "smart and strong" characters end up getting killed almost immediately. The main girl in the original one is basically the only person with any sense and her planning amounts to>did someone make a noise/see or hear something>pack up we're getting the fuck out of here right now
>>223707240It's telling that the only frame of reference most people have for it is "le heckin' salt scene" and not things like Geoff revealing that he was a serial killer before the outbreak
>>223705011>>223706912>Amerilards version of BerserkLiterally just the edge without any of the dept and amazing art.Fats just enjoy torture porn apparently
>>223707193>enjoyDo I enjoy looking at a train wreck? No. I look at it because it's a train wreck.
>>223705059>nationalitywho are you even trying to fit in with here
>>223707193You ain't seen nothing yet
>>223706912the worst part about this is that the woman blathers out an epic "I am fluent in le swear words!" rant in the span of the split second of her child being ripped in half (but forget about that I guess) and her husband being entirely disemboweled but still alive (he's more concerned about his butthole than his guts or child or wife though I guess)
>>223706912I'm YIIKing out
>>223704351I remember when I was 12 and I thought that I was a cool tough guy for liking mindless gore.
>>223707298>I read the Crossed comic book so you don't have to :O
>>223707487fucking kek
>>223704351>muh salt>muh salt>muh saltShill thread.
reminder that the comic presented an infected tranny mutilating two white transphobic chuds as a good thing
>>223707481who says it only took a split second to rip apart the child rather than them just starting to hack away at her crotch and then just pulling?
>>223707757Crossed threads on /tv/ were always infested with genuine shills
>>223707758post it
>>223707397at least one person in the world smiled and nodded along as he read this
>>223707790crossedsisters, cast xer!
>>223707865hopefully they keep the superb dialogue intact!
>>223707865Oh wow lmao! Now post what happens to him
>>223707397Was crossed a hackneyed and hamfisted story about how bad organized religion is all along?
>>223706912Hot
>>223707938let's have some context, first
>>223708038>>223707890>>223707865>>223707397/co/ was a mistake.
>>223707193No one enjoys it, they just jack off to the pic in question mainly because of the implication that even Ennis himself was too much of a little bitch commit to like the coward he is
>>223708057>no one enjoys it we've just had multiple threads every day since the trailer released filled with everyone discussing their favorite shock moments and wondering if they will make the movie
>>223708038horsecock was at least funny, this just sucks
>>223708038uh oh
>>223707356even berserk's horse cock is better
>>223708091then some other chuds die as well (they get anally gaped first)chuds are worse than chr*stians
>>223708038>>223708091Why the censorship? Just spoiler the panels
>>223708038
>>223708122I like black oblong shapes, if you get me
>Ennis is an atheist,[52] and said he feels disdain toward religion. He blamed growing up in Northern Ireland during the Troubles for influencing this attitude. While he was not directly involved in the conflict as a child, he would hear about it each morning on the radio. Ennis has related that having been raised secular, religiously motivated violence made no sense as to him, characterising such conflict as a disagreement among participants over "how to worship their imaginary friend. That more than anything gave me my distrust of religion."[8]>Ennis has maintained an interest in military history since childhood, inspired by the war comics from his youth.[53]So he's a Northern Irish retard obsessed with the British military who makes them the good guys whenever he can in his comic about how evil everyone is on the inside who thinks The Troubles were a sectarian conflict about religion and not the fact that he and his family are essentially Israelis.
>>223708146>atheist oversimplifies a complex socio-political issue into "stupid zealot vs idiotic sheeple" then pats himself on the backmany such cases
>>223706912either rip the entire family or rape the entire familythis just shows how tame the comic is
>>223708114how would racism be anyone's concern when the world has been ravaged by brutal raping zombies?
>>223708114so brave! so strong! girl power!
>>223707332that was so stupid
>>223708188>dubsyou ain't fooling me racism is worse than cannibal rape zombies
>>223705079Some writers love being edgy for the sake of being edgy.
>>223708179seems like they understand things better than you do. your god doesn't exist and the savage violence caused by people who believe he does in the name of his existence furthers the disbelief of any rational decent person
>>223707240Is it really that surprising? Crossed is a gore comic whose primary goal is shock value. But the diminishing returns on shock value are such that unless you keep making it worse the audience becomes desensitized which in itself desensitized the audience to prior shock attempts.
>>223708255What do the Troubles have to do with religion at its base? Or the Palestine-Israel conflict? Religion is utilized to manipulate the retarded into fighting over material things with real material goals. Retards like you then point at religion as the cause.
if they ever get around to it i'd like to see +100 get a show. I thought the whole story was better than Badlands and the original run. Never read wish you were here. The British are even more vile than the crossed to me, never could stand muslims.
>>223708114sike! it was all a fictional story within the comic that was made to make the chuds like you angry (the comic chuds still die for being sexist, as seen here >>223707890. a crowd of fellow survivors cheer for the girl)in a stroke of writing genius, it's also a subtle MIDDLE FINGER to the people who think Crossed Badlands is bad
>>223708255heh, well said, m'fellow crossed 'njoyer. 'ennis would be proud.
>>223708255modern atheists still haven't apologized for the fact that atheism as a whole killed more people in a single century than religion in all of human historyinb4 Pol Pot, Mao, Stalin and Hitler weren't really atheists
>>223708384What would they apologise for? Why would life have any inherent value for an atheist? We're all specs of dust in an uncaring infinite universe and all that
>>223708230It's safe edgy to bash Christians, actual edgy would replace the cross with a star or moon (Jews/Muslims)
>>223707397Having only read part of the webcomic since I saw some people say it was the best iteration of the series, I thought the whole "crossed" thing was a pun from the British meaning of "cross" when somebody's irritated. Like a British Norm MacDonald seeing somebody pull somebody's intestines out and saying>Well he looks a bit cross. and the face thing spun out of that.Cringe or not that's some pretty cool layout though.
>>223708415>Why would life have any inherent value for an atheist? We're all specs of dust in an uncaring infinite universe and all thatWatch how quickly those atheist nihilists do a complete 180 and suddenly start caring if you make a joke about dead Palestinian babies or George Floyd.
>>223708448it's called being a decent human bean
>>223704598>he can't even defeat Jaime Lannister
>>223707193Keep reading. There is BMWF Kino in there somewhere.
>Keep reading. There is BMWF Kino in there somewhere.
>>223708329chud status: OBLITERATED
>>223708691>22:25 ist
>>223708415I think the point anon was making was that if you're going to hold religion accountable for mass death due to its past (which is largely irrelevant outside of the context of Islam) you should hold atheists accountable for the evil they committed for consistency.
>>223708691>peckerwood seethe
>>223706912This is the sexiest thing I've seen all year
>>223705059every.fucking.time.
>>223708091>tranny>resort to violence the moment someone disagrees with themTrannies truly are the nigger of genders
>>223707356Ennis is Irish, retard.This is no way comparable to Berserk either, there are actual edgy manga that are far more similiar to Crossed than Berserk is.
hasnt everything in regards to torture porn already been done by this point? how shocking could this movie really be?
>I'm going to have to see nonstop threads about this slop for the next year
>>223710048even better: it will be shit and you're gonna have more threads after that going>OK WE NEED A TRUE AND HONEST CROSSED ADAPTATION THEY DIDN'T DO THE SALT SCENE JUSTICE
the scene I'm looking forward to most is the old man confessing he was a serial killer. The way everyone thought he was about to come out as gay was hilarious
>>223705059>nationalitysaar you have revealed how many of us there are on /tv/ AGAIN!! you bloody bastard!
>>223707219salt circles are a traditional anti-demon ward.
>>223710258same, also hope they do the kids sleeping scene right and show them cryingsurely SURELY they won't censor this since garth ennis is writing the show not like the boys where he had 0 involvement
>>223708329i dropped badlands at issue 60 thank god, did really like the stories that everyone else likes but i couldn't push through the bad ones anymore and i don't think i missed any good ones
>>223704351They should have used Wish You Were Here. It's the only one with a semi decent story
>>223708329They were literally raping this comic writer/artist lady and this comic was her venting about being their sexslave who they started letting write comics again because they were bored
>>223705059He was raised in Ireland with no religious parents wtf are you talking about
>>223708691
>>223711183>he thinks jews stop acting like jews the moment they stop believing in God
>>223711159Original Crossed run has a good story, WYWH is way better but it doesn't fit a movie at all it's way too long for 2 hours
>>223711226the original crossed story is just enough to make a movie but also just a slight bit long that adapting everything perfectly is still going to be tricky it's a weird middle ground.
>>223706912>the author not so hidden fetishit's like paying for rule 34, get a grip.
>>223704351Crossed were woke>can't say nigger but say slurs and curse all the time>can't rape kids but cut them to pieces and eat them>can't make sacrilege to the chosen peopleCrossed was woke, this will be super woke. Probably only white people will die.
are americans really like this?
>>223711447>>can't make sacrilege to the chosen peopleyou were saying?
>>223711265Hope they cut out on the gore shown so we can get all the story moments though I don't even remember it focusing on the gross stuff that much. I'm going to be really disappointed if they leave out any story moment
>the few muslims are noble>the few jews are noble and STILL persecuted>most christians are infected, those who aren't are assholes, those who aren't assholes are secretly atheists or going to be solol
>>223711733>>the few jews are noble and STILL persecutedwhat jews? Who is jewish in Crossed
>>223710048>just when you thought capeshit was gone
>>223711733the only important christian in all the runs had such a strong mind she resisted the crossed and made them her followers
>>223711613The irony of it literally being written by a jew
>>223704388It wouldn't have made sense for this scene to happen, but fucking hell it looks so much better than the troll he fought against.
>>223706912This is on the same level as that dude in Berserk raping and killing a family and then chasing Guts with their heads on spikes and people treat it like some of the best literature ever written.>>223704351The Sadness has a dude getting skull fucked and Terrifier already got as gory as gory can get. There is no way this slop will come even close, they're just gonna pussy out and have all the brutal shit happen off-screen and at best only pan over the result with sad music.
>>223712050>The Sadness has a dude getting skull fuckedwell good thing he's the one making the crossed movie
>>223712050Are you pretending to be retarded? Sadness is literally inspired by Crossed and the movie is directed by the same guy. And written by the actual comic writer.How the fuck do you even have the confidence to type stupid shit like that
>>223705059>revision>wikipedia>2026this was just some /pol/tard editing this shit after the movie got announced. Ennis is a hardcore reddit atheist, holds no love for jews nor christians.
>>223712102>>223712100What I mean is we already got Crossed and this shit will be tame in comparison because Ennis is actually involved and it's tailored for Americuck audiences so at best we'll only get the chuddy white guy getting his come-upance while some brown girl boss will defeat the Crossed or sum shit, mang.
>>223704351Full blown porn of the extremely illegal (Event Horizon flashback meets Cuties) variety. There's literally no other way it can be done. Obviously shot in IMAX.
>>223712141You really are a retard and not pretending. I'm sorry
>>223711223Nigga never believed in it
>>223712141>and this shit will be tame in comparisonhorsecock is litterally in the trailer with his horse cock
is it wrong that i've jerked off to crossed?
>>223712218>black circle censorship the same as the dude REEING OVER anti-crossedlmao you're pathetic dude
>>223705003I don't know there's a lot of incest abuse particularly in orthodox jewish communities so their family values may be very different than what normal people expect
>>223708114Hmmmm... this content sure smells of something... perhaps a clandestine NYC sewer tunnel, or possibly a financial scam against a compromised government, maybe even the interior of a private jet landing in the Virgin Islands, something to do with usury maybe or religious supremacism, yes it's certainly rather pungent.
>>223712376they were Mormons in that story
It sure was kind of those crossed not to rape the daughter before ripping her apart.That wouldn't be airable on tv after all.
>>223705059Schrödinger's ethnoreligion in the replies
Where were all you pearl clutching fags in The Boys threads
>>223705178This shitty comic series itself is a jewish atrocity in and of itself
>>223705207Consider that they are big zombies
>>223707890>>223708038>>223708091I'm glad this stuff exists so future historians can look back and point out how liberal-progressives have an innate tendency towards hyperviolence and sadism which they then project onto every political movement that disagrees with them.
>>223712471Well that's potentially just from your perspective.
>>223712271>how DARE you censor this work of art! we have a legit crossed shill/fanboy/same thing here lmao
>>223712645I don't care about your censorship I just think you're pathetic for getting upset at the story in one post then gooning to it next
>>223706912This shit is so cartoonish holy shit.
>>223712703I'm not even the same person you retarded niggermeds. now.
>>223707481The timing and logistics of that panel is extremely retarded like they gutted the man neatly coiled his intestines on the ground and tastefully stuck the knife on the ground while raping the woman, started with the man as well but held off on tearing the child in half until they progressed well into the whole thing, like at least split the panel into flashes of the action happening and it would be even more striking but no, everything must be presented all at once as if it was a 14 year old edgelord's macabre vision of an accidental renaissance meme. On a second thought, the whole thing is precisely that
>>223712772Then you're not the pathetic fuck, congrats I don't get why you're sticking up for the faggot when my point wasn't about the censorship itself it was using that to prove both posters are the same guy
>>223712838you sound mentally ill, which checks out seeing you actually defend this comic lmao
>>223711447>1Yes but in the shitty 3d comic one of the human characters said it once>2There are issues where kids get raped off screen>3That's just all zogmerica entertainment in general
>>223707781You can bet the gore porn nafo faggots are all in the trenches swinging shovels for their graphical talmud
>>223712878At least I'm not jerking off to crossed like that guy was
>>223712885actually volume 1 has it too
>>223712218I don't think so. I have nutted to it many times.
>>223704351>more jewish gore pornzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>223712921>le edgy comic peering down it's hooked nose at le chudsHot garbage.
>>223707890>>223708038>>223708091>>223708114This shit is some embarrassing power fantasy, I hope the niggers shilling this piece of shit here are doing it ironically, you know, to own teh chuds
>>223712921He is just complaining about mean words. Not really using it against someone.
>>223712187>furry faggot thinks le horsecock is something that would need be censoredGoT had thousands of dicks in our face you utter fool.
>>223708416muslims appear as towel headed villains when necessary, notice who never gets mentioned though
>>223713185Israel is nuked >>223712703 to smithereens
>>223711182The pussy must have been horrible to let her return to making more of this.
The art for these comics is so fucking ugly. Baffles me what passes for good/decent art and writing amongst /co/ fag retards
>>223711564The amerimutt is right, however
>>223711771The readers and the writers
>>223704351Some redditors are getting sick about the salt scene constantly being asked about.
>>223712819still, even with all of that, the woman's last words to her husband being some kind of epic Maddox or Zero Punctuation style naughty word soup (she said FUCK THREE TIMES!!) is the most retarded thing to me
>>223712471For you
sugar scene in?
>>223712571With all the evidence at hand one might surmise getting apprehended was not really something they were in avoidance of, in fact that might very well have been their plan
>>223706912why dont they poop on them too that would make it even more extreme and epic
>>223712218the smokey story was kinda entertaining
>>223713211So that they are spared by the writer from unleashing rapist nigger rage against their own people with crosses on their faces. Hmm.
>>223706912>>223705196>>223705182You guys forgot to mention that the retard is a nerd, probably a fantasy and mainstream movie nerd. He literally named his daughter "Arwen." I think it was even mentioned that he played some kind of card game. Let me ask Google A.I.Yep, Joel is a Sci-Fi and Fantasy enthusiast and plays Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering according to Google A.I. I would not be surprised if he even had his own YouTube channel talking about nerd stuff before the Crossed apocalypse. >>223712493Dude, I remember seeing a Feminist Frequency video on YouTube where Anita Sarkessian and that wierd looking transwoman were both complaining about the latest Uncharted game and whining about why they had to shoot and kill people but they praised the walking simulator part where Nathan Drake took a tour through his house and looked at some photo albums. That was years ago. Fast forward to today and now gamers have to play Sony/Insomniac's Wolverine.
Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would gut a man, before raping him out on the plains
>>223712050>people treat it like some of the best literature ever written.Only weeaboos do and weebs are not people.
>>223708255HahaGet triggered pussy
>>223708472And on the right side of history
>>223712050Because Berserk is the shit lol stay mad dork
>>223711613I don't remember this, what issue is this from?
>>223713686Basically they get their dignified Masada exit whereas the Goyim go back to being animals
>>223713686Delhi also got nuked by Pakistan
>>223706912this is YOUR fault white husband>somehow able to talk as a chunk of her skull is cleaved off >the husband still showing shock and embarrassment at getting buttfucked while half his guts are on the groundwhat a fucking joke lolhow did this slop get popular
>>223707123every single time because he looks like dave portnoy, the chud manlet that rates pizza and that's funny
>>223706912Wouldn't they realistically have passed out at that point?
>>223714058well it was his fault>>223714761change time is inconsistent
>>223705059fucking called it
Will Jeremy Renner be a cameo?
>>223704351They will 100% not show a full shot of the kid. Probably a partial shot though. I don't love the comic but I heavily respect how insanely accurate the movie looks.
>>223713686>entire middle east for miles is glassed>still not satisfied Derangement syndrome
AY LIL DONNIE
>>223712703>The Indians, showing massive self-control.
>>223704979The crack amico song is dangerously close to the edge.
>>223715235funnily enough it probably would have been better had they launched more nukes
>>223706912So this is perfectly fine but if one of the guys even dared to give a smooch to the girl the whole series would be cancelled?
>>223716194people infected with the crossed virus aren't really interested in smooching
>>223707356>getting boss baby vibes from this
>>223707356>berserkI’m American and I want you to violently self delete for making this comparison You are reddit, and I want you to be downvoted Thanks
>>223715209I JUST DRANK THIS INFECTED GUY'S PISS WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS
>>223716194In one of the later books there is a heavily pregnant crossed child who is like 9
>>223713996Music to my ears
>>223716354>murder rape fanfiction:(>murder rape fanfiction, JAPAN:OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223707213You're pretty cool anon.
>>223708322>+100was fucking garbage. You should consider killing yourself with such a retarded wrong idea. Either original run, Family Values, Badlands, or Wish You Were Here. If they push the graphic material envelope, this could become a gore series.
>>223704802They're already psychopaths. Seriously there are going to be some major societal problems related to this in 5-10 years.
>>223716930+100 Mimic was good
>>223716930could you actually read it? Maybe it just wasn't for you.
Is this series even getting any new comics?
>>223717238I read it when it came out and it was brown then like it's shit now. You're a pseud Zoomie. Are you balding yet?
more depraved jewish garbage for the culture sewer
>>223717452your*
>>223704351a deal's a deal, now you have to suck my nipples!
>>223716571Nobody said thatYou are schizophrenic and need medical assistance asap
>>223707193Every Crossed story is following unlikeable characters, either theyre incompetent and useless to the group or they are just as deplorable as some of The Crossed because "there is no le heroes" in this setting. And by more deplorable than some of The Crossed, I mean that some of the humans do just as much fucked up shit as The Crossed.>one story has the MC revealing he was raping his brother while earning his degree since he was the posterboy but needed to hide his vices by doing it to his brother.>another story is about a landowner guy who basically scammed multiple innocent civilians then turned his compound into an orgy fuckfest, cucking the MC from that who does nothing but watch and get manipulated.>another story follows a dude who makes child porn and basically turns a familys life to hell with multiple rape scenes of the family and murder/mutiliation and the MC tries to stop him.Its also just cringy edgelord shit designed by people who were bullied in school.
>>223717870>ESL detectedIn the English language, you're is a contraction of you are, jeet. Way to self-own, shitskin. -1,000,000 izzat saar.
>>223705011>I think people are just going to think this is a remake of The Sadness.I don't know what that is but I know crossed. I'm sure there are a ton more retards like me out there.
>>223718343saaar?
>>223712819>On a second thought, the whole thing is precisely thatYou took the words right out of my mouth. I was formulating a very similar response before I got to that sentence.
>>223712218My nigga bottom left going straight for the goodies.
>>223713662He's irish not indian. I know that is a difficult distinction to make.
>>223718116The only one I liked was from the perspective of a guy who was going to sabotage his group but got caught.
>>223719107of course you'd like that fucking creep
>>223712118You seem weirdly confused on what being jewish means.Also>atheists>hating anyone nearly as much as they hate Christiansahahaha good one, pal.
Haven't read this shit but I'm wondering how do crossed people recognize non crossed people? Can't you just put yourself a cross and get scott free from the infected ones?
>>223705059>Anon edits a Wikipedia page himself and posts a screenshot
>>223719446you can do that and there is an arc where people do in order to disguise themselves but I forget if it's foolproof
Garth Ennis is an edgy motherfucker, fucking cancer dude
>>223714761No, people stay conscious throughout crazy shit. Literally most gore videos have people dying slowly from shit that before you saw these videos you'd think would make them pass out from shock in seconds.
>>223719446Some characters have done that in various instances in the comics, it partially works on some occasions and just outright fails in another. It's mentioned that it only works at a "passing glance" to the other crossed but there's no way you'd be able to make your way through an entire crowd of them using that method because they'd clock you instantly
Imagine instead of a cross they did star of david
>>223719446>Can't you just put yourself a cross and get scott free from the infected ones?worked in one comic failed in another so results are inconclusive. The time it worked they were holding body parts of someone they cut up and used their blood to paint the crosses while the time it didn't work that group only had the cross nothing else plus even if you "fooled" them they're still a chance they fuck fuck you up anyways because Crossed will attack other Crossed.
>>223706912Only a Jew could come up with something as heinous as this.
>>223719735Ennis is atheist
>>223707265>Later runs like Family MattersI actually really liked Family Matters. It's a cool tale about how religion isn't evil but there are evil people who use religion as a tool for power. Seeing the daughter escape that compound and rediscovering her faith despite all the hell she went through was great.
The incest farm run was kino
>>223719779I liked the crossed mom hunting her babies down going so far as to gut a larger fat crossed to sleep in for warmth
>>223719800I don't know if I read that one or not. Sounds good tho
>>223719842latter half of Family Values after they fled the commune
>>223719856That's the incest farm one right?It's either CRS or I stopped after the farm got overrun
>>223707481A lot of people believe that she's supposed to be turning into one of the Crossed in that page (the Crossed speak in swear words) and the editors/artists/whatever just forgot to color the text red to make it clear
>>223719878yeah
>>223716194One of the early arcs on Crossed:Badlands has twin girl characters as part of its main cast who are explicitly described as jailbait and every other character is constantly talking about how tempting and alluring their "tight young bodies" are. They also become Crossed who are obsessed with breeding a superior race or whatever and are shown to be pregnant at the end. I wonder what the general reaction would be in the modern and if it wasn't a part of a deliberately edgy story in a niche, nearly extinct medium.
>>223719885>the Crossed speak in swear wordslmfao
>>223719965Are you talking about those two blond florida girls? You know who impregnated them right?
>>223720013Yeah I know, the pregnancy isn't the important bit.
>>223719885>(the Crossed speak in swear words)Basically just the E-Virus.They are infected with the twisted mind of Ennis.
>>223719885I think it "hits" more if she wasn't being influenced by the virus. It's more humiliating for salt guy if his wife uses her last minute of life to lay into him for being such a fucking idiot
so how do the crossed decide if they wanna muderrape someone or just turn them into another crossed (with or without rape)
>>223720160They murder each other too.
>>223720160Just whatever is most enjoyable or fun for them at the moment
>>223707193>Do you retards actually enjoy this slop?it's literally just for faggy edgelords and redditors
>>223720211Need to scratch the rape, incest, murder, torture fiction itch somehow.I wish it wasn't Ennis-slop, but what else is there?
>>223720287this?
>>223720400I do like that movie a lot.The scene with the plane in the bog always creeped me out for some reason.It's pretty tame tho. Just crazy murderers.
>>223720160There's alot of variance in crossed behavior/intelligence. Maybe some would prioritize rape/sexual violence while others prioritize torture/mutilation
>>223720619you also have crossed sometimes grouping up and following a "gimmick" because it's "fun"
>>223708384>christians really think like thisAtheists should apologize for not killing enough of you.
>>223720287There's a crossed adjacent comic that came out months before the first issue of crossed came out (and by the same publishers too, weird)https://batcave.biz/reader/31065/219473
>ugly ass, overly drawn comics with even uglier storiesThis is why manga overtook comics.
>>223706912>ruin what would otherwise be I guess a pretty insanely gruesome, fucked up scene with Reddit pee pee poo poo curseword saladThis shit supposed to be intentionally funny or is the author a retard?
>>223704965Fuckin' FUNKY TOWN!!!!
>>223720896Because Ennis thinks it's more realistic for people to just babble out a bunch of curse words in an incoherent manner when they're mad out of their minds
>>223708091>literally makes a character do the "I may be a murderous psychotic killer who butchers people alive but even I would never misgender someone like the heckin' chuds!" memeThis guy is a fucking idiot. This is pure ragebait.
>>223712218what issue? i wanna fap
>>223705059You cunts are actually fucking retarded lmao
>>223721003>This is pure ragebait.Yes, yes it is that's not a real crossed it's a comic book inside the comic book being written/drawn by a chick who was doing a signing at a comic shop when shit hit the fan and ended up being a sexslave until the other survivors in the shop got bored and wanted "new" comics and she obliged provided they stopped raping her as much, she made that comic in the end when they reneged on the deal
>>223704388Why didn't fat boy just roll with this scene? The troll is total shit. You don't have the hero's final boss be a feeder enemy, let alone lose to it. It's insulting as fuck. That'd be like Batman in some huge trilogy about stopping the Joker and he gets his ass kicked by some Italian mobster goon with a thompson at the end of the movie. It's just so unrewarding for the audience. The movies already went ape with not following the book, so why draw the line here? Just give the audience what it wants to see
>>223707123I too ctrl-f'd "portnoy"
>>223722013I agree it would be cool and it might also have killed Christopher Tolkien with an aneurysm but he'd have to change a lot of the ending because the Eye on top of the tower was crucial to a few scenes
>>223708255Fucking moron can't even read the post he's sperging over.
>>223719555His punisher was great.
>>223704351I’m not even really offended by it but do people really find “zombies but rape” an actually interesting concept beyond the goblin slayer style pornographic shock value
>>223723294>Violence is okay and cool but you never ever better acknowledge that sexual violence also exists
>>223720958>>223720896Imagine thinking people don’t do this. How is tv/ still the dumbest, most out of touch board(oh wait)>>223719555It’s always the same insipid bullshit complaints every time
>>223723360I feel like at a certain point raping people as you eat them alive and drape yourself in their guts becomes performative fire fetishism more than portraying “sexual violence” tho
>>223723383*gore fetishism
>>223712493kek this cope
>>223706912For me it's Family Values
>>223723606Who is the audience for this stuff
>>223704351is that dave portnoy
>>223704388isn't aragorn supposed to be nine feeth tall numenorean god?
>>223722050>takes off his hat>theres a smaller hat underneath Was he doing a bit?
>literally saves women without asking for anything in return>somehow he is the bad guy
>>223723606its very impressive that ellis published this and is extremely successful, i dont know how he managed that
>>223724098he grapes them or they aren't allowed on his train
>>223724185You can say the bad words here faggot
>>223724460i don't say bad words because i am a good man
>>223724460wow. f-slurs are not cool. ok buddy?
>>223723653Edgelord atheists who will sit down loudly in public with an "ah", while out the latest Ennis Issue and good it up like a newspaper to read hoping that shocked mother's on their way to church will see him and be horrified. When in actuality, he's a fucking loser who thought bing dark and brooding in the back of the class would get him chicks for being mysterious.
>>223724568Holy ESL
>>223707193>do you retards actually enjoy this slopHell no. Ennis is one of the biggest hacks in the entire industry. Every single one of his comics is identical.>Christianity le bad>gore le good>swearing le good>good le badhow he keeps getting adaptions is beyond me.
>>223724156It's white people torture
>>223723275I seem to be the only one to remember the gay cop who gets bullied for being both gay and black side plot.
>>223724185He never forced himself on anyone
>>223724898the implication is that they are kicked off if they don't want the "good life" i.e. be graped or game-overed
>>223724931If this is the new type of rage bait its working, I might use it in the future
>>223724529we must be better men
GET READY KIDS, THE CROSSED ARE GONNA GRAPE YOU IN A MOUTH
>>223724960you seem upset about this
>>223725055I am livid
>>223725155i'm sorry anon and i hope you feel better soon
>>223719525iirc smokey detects them
>>223712218It does just seem like a perverted getish pashion project. Its wrong in the sense that its an off-putting aspect to your character but not wrong in the sense that the horny jew who wrote it wanted you to jack off to it.
I bet they shows BBC sex for Susan scene but properly cuts out the BWC sex for Susan OMG I hope so, so stunning and brave.
>>223725698Mutt law
>>223707397>Christians are the real CrossedPowerful. When Garth Ennis speaks, I listen.
>>223724568>he's a fucking loser who thought bing dark and brooding in the back of the class would get him chicks for being mysteriousliterally me. i wish i had a time machine so i could save myself from myself.
new: >>223725863
>>223724931no you gotta toss in more asterisk and stuff, so g****d or g****-***r'ed
I already hate comics, but Crossed is the pinnacle of edgy retarded slop. It's way too tame to be actually fun and still way too edgy to be interesting.>>223706912Woah, so edgy, I can feel butterflies in my belly! Shock porn for normies.
