Funny uniforms editionfed to Vaal >>223686881
star trek sex with shran
they need to take the old shitty looking animated series episodes and upgrade them with AI
I believe "The Apple" is the last episode I caught during the H&I Marathon before I started tuning out, specifically so my future viewings could all be first time ones, for the rest of TOS at least. If it isn't, it's at least a long stint until the next ones.When I first saw this I thought it was a pretty fun little idea, but after seeing "Return of the Archons" I think it spends too much time retreading the philosophical questions that episode raised instead of blazing a new path with the stuff where Kirk is struggling with his devotion to Duty in the face of a mission that didn't require such blind obedience. The moments where he commiserates over the bodies of Hendorff, Mallory, & Marple (but not Kaplan because the lightning strike made him a pile of dust), or where he's in such great shock over condemning the 400 men & women on the ship to their doom - those should've been the main focus over the People of Vaal learning "what is love". The finish with them starving Vaal to death was still great, since it's not too big on communication that means it couldn't be talked into killing itself like the last 2 times Kirk faced off a machine-god.
tapestry is a bad episodeits proto wolf of wall street nonsense
>>223723795star trek sex with wesley
>>223723899where's chekov and why is there a cat behind sulu and what is e.t. doing there
I am having fun watching Lower Decks.
https://youtu.be/wIp8vQxDS-M?t=1374Why is this the thing that broke Rich Evans.I'm not just shoehorning in an e-celeb because it's related to Star Trek in some abstract way. It's legitimately fascinating.He completely tanked about 5 seasons of kurtzmantrek and just sat there dying on the inside and finding a way to give it the benefit of the doubt. What is so funny about this.
>>223725982Good, we're very welcoming and accepting here in /trek/. If you like watching lower decks than that's cool!
>>223726212He gave it the benefit to the doubt so they'd have something to discuss, otherwise the video would be 30 seconds long.
The person I want to watch Trek with;Tall Red Haired Woman with pale skin, fweckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.
>>223726373What's the name of that girl youtuber who does trek reviews?
>>223726415I don't watch a lot of TrekTube so I'm not sure who you are referring to.
>>223723778
>>223726670prodigy will become a cult classic over time?
How does Star Trek compare to Dune?
>>223726756favorably
which starfleet division would Zendaya play?
>>223727107>actor can't point space gun in the right direction This vexes me
>>223727462Psychic division. Same as the koenig agent from b5 but in trek.
I serve the Founders for she
>>223728697Vorta probably keep it hairy unfortunately
>>223728697Vorta are terrible at their jobs
>>223728837>unfortunately
Quaaaaark
Bam Margera cameo in season 2.
>>223729181An incredible show that will never get the credit it's due here, one of the greatest finales of all time as well.
>>223728697honestly, this and other instances of the Vorta such as pic rel gave me the impression that the Vorta were a decadent race of Opulent Elves.But then Weyoun just goes off and says they don't care about Aesthetics. Whatever man.
>>223729226Why is it so hard for you to adjust your headcanon upon receiving new and more information and context? Are you some kind of autistic retard?
>>223729145>Starfleet uniforms are now generic shirts, jackets and jackbootsThis is the most offensive part of this picture.
>>223729252Seriously seems like the Decadent Elf thing was cut from their concept desu.Just like how their Telekinetic powers were never used again.
>>223729265those are not starfleet uniforms those are cadet school uniforms
>>223729252The new information has to fit. If you say up is up and then you say up is down, that isn't new information, just contradiction and laziness.
>>223729226they have poor eyesight
>>223729298>>223729279Yeah except nobody said "up is up" it was just you making shit up in your head that was never actually in the show.
the best diplomats have no sense of aesthetics and so they enjoy everything equally
>>223729360like the fish guys?
>>223729293They’re still shit..
>>223729438granted
>>223723899You need to seek jamaharon from a mugato
>>223729293
>>223729510If you didn’t tell me, I’d never guess this was Star Trek
>>223729525It's a new take.
>>223729620
>>223727535uhhh pretty sure the VFX is added after the filming so if anything it's those guys being retarded that they can't even line up the effect with the gun
>>223729620RED SQUADRED SQUADRED SQUAD
>>223729325All of the Vorta had Hedonistic Decadent Patrician Energy. There’s no way you didn’t see that.
>>223728837Seven of Nine had the same problem with me. There's no way a cybernetic science autist would understand the value of washing her vagina every day, you know it's hairy and stinks a little. People made fun of Harry for "fumbling" but he was on the money.
>>223729620Funny how 2350s uniform looked better in that one episode, than the regular cast uniforms. No wonder they adapted if for DS9 and Voyager.
>Earth gets 9/11'd by the Breen>they barely dwell on it for more than a couple of minutesI wonder how different this would be if they'd produced the final season of DS9 a couple years later
>>223730161The Enterprise always being the only ship in the area finally caught up with Starfleet>they barely dwell on it for more than a couple of minutesThat’s the entire Dominion War
>>223730213What about the temporal war?
>>223729857Her nanoprobes and augmentd probably keep it clean.
>>223730161/̢͔ͬẗ͇͕̊r̯͙ͩ̔͑͞ẹ̒̃͟k͋̾_̡͔̘̍̈́͝/̵̧̨̜ͪ̏̑ͪ̕,̈́ y̵ͧ̎͝oû̡̮̒̈́͗'r_̶̱͇̏͋̕_̭̐͋e͉̒͝ a̱͌ͮͫ͠l̶͈̹̯̤͉͂̈́̃r̉͗͜į̶̴̴̩͚͉ͮ̃ͤͯg̶̘̍̑̀ͤh̓t̴̵͠.̱͔͓͉͆̓ͅ D̗͒ō͔ͮn̛̝̱͙ͩ'̨t͙͊ g̨̈́ͬo̦̱̾̀ͩ͗̄ͤ̔͘͢ t̄ȍ̷̦̯ͬ͢͟ Șͣ͋ͤt̰̤̎͐ͤ̈́͘ạ͈̜͕̀ͨ̊̋́ͧr̤͎̦̽ͅf̢͊̎͑ͩl͚̤͕̀͊̿̀e̽͆e̸̠̮̤͆̓̓͢t A̧͉̳̔̈́ͫͤͪ͘͝c̤͇͓̣̄ͪ̑ͮ͢a̶̫̤͈̦͇̤ͭ͗͢ͅdͤͦe͒̀̀m̷̻̦ͩ̏ͅy̭͓̗̒͆̎̕͢͝ ť͉̊o̵̠̙̮̹͋̀̐͜͢m̛̠̋̈́̃ͬ̚͜o̴̬ͮͮ͢rr͓̭̊ͮò̹́̕w̽
Bajor was better off under the Cardassians. They're not fit for self rule.
>>223730295That as well, but I’m still watching through Enterprise. The Dominion War is arguably worse because Voyager was running at the same time and Earth and the Federation seem mostly unaffected whenever we see them. Was Barclay in SF when the Breen attacked? Did the Voyager crew lose any friends and family in the war (as opposed to the Maquis) and did they ever hear about it during their monthly communication? Who knows.
>>223730334If I could read I ‘d be very offended at your scribbledeebook!>>223730343Yeah, that’s why they joined the Federation. It’s Nazi occupation vs joining the European Union.
>>223723899>>223723778How did Doohan get so fat between TMP and Star Trek 2?
>>223730449He finally had money for food.
>>223727107In post production they probably saw that the gun was pointed at her titties so they had the beam go a little lower. Or the Romulans just design their guns to fire a little lower than aimed? They are standing so close together and the angle of the beam is already very sloping. Imagine what it does at greater ranges.
we come in peace
>>223730154Starfleet fashion designers probably test new uniforms on cadets.
>>223729620>2350s>2370sHuh? That'd put at least a ten year gap (and at most twenty) between those uniforms... as far as I can tell the gap between Wesley first appearing in the black and red cadet uniform and Nog first appearing in the grey and red one was just four years
>>223730562Do you want to be HAPPY CAMPERS?
>>223727535>>223729667>BEVERLY is standing a few feet away with her arms spread apart, body in mid-jolt, eyes wide with shock. A DISRUPTOR BLAST HAS PENETRATED HER CHEST -- THE GLOWING BEAM CAUGHT IN MID-FLASH. A nasty-looking HOLE has been burned through her chest.>A ROMULAN MAN stands a few feet away, firing the phaser at her. It has all been FROZEN in time.Definitely not the actor's fault.
>>223730765What an un-Star Trek attitude.
>>223730768>phaser
>>223729857
>>223730797It’s actually a blaster.
>>223730699Ahh! The *silly cow* is *squeezing* the *juice!*
>>223730562fuckin gasbags
>>223730765What a very Star Trek-like attitude.
>>223723795Shut up faggot
>There’s more to the crew than just their namesCould’ve fooled me with how bland Enterprise’s characters are. All of them except for Phlox would get a D on the Plinkett test.
>except for Phlox
>>223731658Jovial swinger who's just here to heal the sick and fuck the unfucked.
>>223723795Where were you yesterday, freak? You let your samefag circle jerk get archived with 265 replies.
>>223731731having star trek sex with shran, uh doy
>>223731731i dunno who you think I am but you should take your meds and get better
T'Pol is in pon farr again, how do you escape?
>>223731769I think you're an unfunny tranny.
>>223732326can we get the full deck plans?
>>223732169>Computer, freeze program
>>223729857>>223730296Borg nanites make you hairless, the Doctor only mentioned stimulating the growth on her head. The rest of her is as smooth as a androids bottom.
>>223732472BASED
>>223732472it can be infered with great confidence that data's bottom is exactly as rough as you would expect of a man aged 25 to 30 years. soong would accept nothing less.
>>223732472I'm sure certain crewmen in the mess hall were happy
>Vulcan brain AIDS isn’t cured because Vulcans believe in family values and not mind-melding faggotry
>>223732434>Star Trek invents the concept of a “goon cave”
Using goon to mean masturbate is the sort of faggy nonsense that humans will have outgrown by the 24th century.
>>223732834Picard would say masturbate.
I’m surprised that Berman allowed Enterprise to tell a story that’s obviously about AIDS and the stigma of it being a gay disease.
>>223732952Go on.
>>223732952Chances are, he didn't understood what its about, and just thought its silly alien hijinks as always.
They should have just used the maquis in insurrection, same shit basically
>>223732960Pa’Nar syndrome is AIDS. You get it from performing an intimate act, and it’s concencrated among a small minority disliked by larger Vulcan society. T’Pol got it when she was raped (mind-melded) by a homo (Vulcan with emotion) and could lose her commission for it (like people who lost their jobs for having AIDS).Also, this is the same episode when one of Phlox’s wives wants to fuck Tripp and give him Denobulan syphilis, kek.>>223732974“We din’t condone the intimate acts these people engage in” is as subtle as a sldegehammer to the face. Berman probably just looked the other way or the writers fought him for it because he didn’t allow an AIDS story on TNG.
is it true about crusher? how she can only cum if you beat her within an inch of death?
>”You know she’s not a member of this minority” = Anyone can get AIDS, not just the gays
>>223733136Mental health is considered medical practice, and Dr. Crusher is CMO on the Enterprise, making Troi her subordinate. She could order Troi to do things, anything really, and Troi would be bound by her duty as a Starfleet officer to obey.
>>223733128Thats so fake looking tits.
>>223733208that's just how Vulcan's grow them, different species
>>223733208>>223733226Googled it out of curiosity, and people were already discussing it 20 years ago.
>>223733264How do we revive this community?
>>223733264>20 years ago
>>223733273Star Trek has to be good again
>>223733299That may not be in the cards.
>>223733264>IMDB message boards
>Vulcan doctor helps T’Pol with her AIDS because he’s in the closet himself
T'Pol does NOT have aids
If mind-melders are gay, then was Spock retroactively Star Trek’s first gay character?
>>223733572Zulu was made canonically gay a few years ago.
>You can’t fire someone for being gay! Or mind-melding. Whatever.
>Protocols of the Council of PhysiciansCool it with the anti-Semitism, captain.
>>223733605Nah only Gay Faggot Kelvin Timeline Sulu is gay
>Please fuck my wife, Trip On Denobula, cucks are Chads.
>Mind-melders don’t choose to be gay, they’re born that way
>>223733902
>>223723778they really broke the budget on this one.
The episode’s over, and T’Pol will live with AIDS for the rest of her life I guess.
>>223733264
>>223733738>Council of Physiciansheart rate status?
>>223734013
>>223734057Judging by >>223732303 : Elevated
How has /trek/ changed over the years?
>>223734264Not as active, not as conversational, not as interesting. There used to be a crosswalk of the vaginal and anal appearance of various alien females from Star Trek, but it's difficult to imagine something like that being created here now. 4chan has been infested with people who think every board is /b/ for a long time now, but more recently it has been infested with people who treat the website like a group text message, only able to type or read 140 characters or less, and obviously it's difficult to have the real conversations with people like that around. Does the Federation use money? Did the Tal Shiar know about Vreenak? What were Ro and Troi laughing about when they saw Riker? "k bro"It's dead. Like Trek itself.
Sweet, an Andorian episode.
SFAnatics, our favorite Trek returns will an all new S02 March 2027:Season 2 of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy follows our cadets into their second year aboard the USS Athena. There, their ideals of leadership, friendship, romance and morality are put to the test as they navigate budding rivalries, shaky diplomatic negotiations, a fiercely competitive schoolwide tournament, and the arrival of a mysterious new cadet whose existence raises questions that could have consequences far beyond the classroom.Let's Fly!
>>223734368k bro
>>223734486>Season 2 of Star Trek: Starfleet AcademyThere's no way
>>223734486they should take all the money that would go into SFA and put it into 5 more seasons of Lower Decks
>boring faggot is salty no one wants to engage with his boring shitpost "topics" and then tries to act like it's a problem with everyone elselmao
When the zoom texters are accurately described, they always react like this.
>>223730568Star Trek has never been good at dealing with disabilities, so they did this instead.
k bros
>>223734527They filmed it all at the same time, it's already dead
>>223734368I don't think it's that bad.
>>223734368It's true. There's some retard that will start having a total meltdown if you format your post properly and use spacing between paragraphs.
>An interesting mystery-ship episode>jk, it’s more temporal cold war bullshit
>>22373044910 years of living off hotel convention center food
>Ben-Hur slave ship IN SPACE
Now it’s Con-Air.
