Holy mother of Kino
>>223789165KINO INCOMING
>>223789165>Italian and Spaniard team-upLiterally PIGS. Now get Billy Zane and some Portuguese and you’re set.
>>223789215no, Marina Diamandis and Ronaldo
bullshit*spits*
Are the other seasons besides the first one any good?
>>223789165
>Banderas kinoSign me up.
>Same writer as Night Countryit's over kek
>>223789165great more DEI casting
it's real it's real it's realdusty masons SCRAMBLING
>>223789314Season 2 has its moments, but I'd only recommend it if you're really hankering for more True Detective. It's not bad. Do not watch anything past that though.
>>223789165Thats great and all but it needs more poc, women, lesbians, and Trans. I highly doubt this will be anywhere near as good as s4.
>>223789165Tranny Jannies are on the loose and being colossal faggots about pointing out the truth about how their tribe loves to rape kids. And are deleting comments on TCAP threads on /tv/ and banning users. These same janniefags are assblasted by the truth. I believe there is a substantial amount of jewish russian agents that have infiltrated the moderation team of this site. These same homosexuals frequently ban users for pointing out the truth about jews, slavs, russians, russia, and israel. The beatings will continue despite your bans. As long as these pedos keep throwing bans at me I will continue to make them suck my dick and eat my shit. I will accept your full surrender given the following conditions:1)you make a new thread apologizing for being such bottom faggot shitters2)beg for my forgiveness and remove all bans3) denounce the Torah and your satanic religion 4) declare israel an illegitimate country and a threat to modern society and national sovereignty of better nations5) pin it to every board on this siteI will rape you disgusting JIDF kikes until you faggots love me. You track suit wearing white orc commie faggots will rue the day. Your attempts to further ban me only greater embolden me. When I am done you hooked nose desert niggers will be left face down with your bloody gapping assholes pointing upwards for all to see. My victory is inevitable. Continuing to stack bans will only prolong how long this continues.>>223789314Season 2 doesn’t fit the vide of season 1. It’s a decent enough modern LA cop story but it isnt near as good as the first season. Season 3 is an improvement and has some great moments but still not as good. Season 4 is as obviously going to be woke slop and I skipped it. Plenty of reviews online that explain it.
>>223789314No.2nd has 2 fun characters and 3rd is serviceable.
>>223789355Her looming shadow grows, hidden in the branches of the poisoned creole soul...
>>223789165Never would have considered this pairing but it'd be kino
>>2237893143 is good>dem kidsshut up
>>223789377>Season 4 is as obviously going to be woke slop and I skipped it. Plenty of reviews online that explain it.those are the people you share this board with
>>223789444they are playing married couple
>>223789165>written and directed by the failgirl writers of night countrynah. bring Pizzolato back. if you watch this you're a cuckold
>>223789557Hi nic
>>223789466correct people?
>>223789557failgirl how? It had both critical acclaim and great viewership
>>223789557Has ligotti written any new books for pizzeria to steal ideas from?
>>223789165Okay but who is writing it? Season 4 was so unbelievably bad that I can't get hyped for this despite liking both Cage and Banderas.
>>223789616on what planet?
>>223789706On planet decent human being no chuddies allowed
>>223789357I really didn't mind season three EXCEPT for the teasing connection to season one.Season four is atrocious.
>>223789314No
These guys are both terrible actors
>>223789456You'll understand it when your relatives start getting old and get dementia and shit
>>223789165So it's gonna be super goofy then. Antonio is fine but good ol nic just can't do serious roles due to how he acts
This is what Pizzaman looks like now? Has he had work done? He used to look like a fucking dork.
>>223789466>snide Marvel tier millenial quipSYBAU. I have to share this board with people who bathe and eat shit. That's as low caste human as you get.
>>223789165This better have the cast of S4 in it too.It also better have the cleaning ladies acting as a mercenary force for good.
>>223789817The beadiest of eyes
>>223789820Obsession.
>>223789786Absolutely clueless opinion.
>>223789345They will be emasculated and probably gay.
no pizza
>>223789817He's still a tiny little midget man though LMAO. I mean he literally looks borderline like a dwarf.
>>223789165After Night Country being deemed a success by critics and something to double down on rather than correct away from, I don't expect this to be any good, but at least the cast could help give it more unintentional humor
>>223789165KINO INCOMINGINOINCOMING
>>2237893142 > 1 > 3 >>>>>> power gap >>>>>>> 4(3 would be absolute kino but they fumbled the ending)
>>223789706everyone hated it, no one watched it but the writer/director is making another season with cage and banderas. Jews like to throw money for no reason at all
What are the chances that this is a 1:1 remake of Night Country but set in New York with the cynical expectation that it will be loved so that they can say "see! you only disliked night country cause sexism!"?
>>2237893142 is awful 3 is surprisingly decent Didn't even know there was a 4
>>223789969you're inventing elaborate scenarios in your head and then you get mad about them
Hey this is actually cool casting. I haven't watched since series 1 back in the day. But I'll watch this is if isnt cringe and woke.
>>223789999I'm just asking questions my dude, no need to blow a gasket
>>223789941Plenty of people watched and liked itI believe it had the highest viewership out of all seasons
>>223790015>wokePlease please explain in detail what would count as woke and what wouldn't
when tho
>>223789165They should set season 5 in a place that's hot and dry to contrast with Night Country
>>223790067>a place that's hot and dry[insert vagina sex joke]
>>223789165Good start. What would be some kino supporting actresses for this season? My picks:>Carla Gugino>Salma Hayek>Ruth Wilson>Rachel WeiszCast them in!
>>223789941>no one watched On IMDb, Night Country's episodes all have a similar number of ratings as TD s2 and s3. Though lower ratings, especially the finale which failed to redeem things and sunk from mediocre to outright bad
>>223790127We're never getting another Daddario-type scene ever again
>>223790067i'm pretty sure i've read something about docks in new york for a setting
>>223789411>poisoned creosote
>>223789165Would be, but its the same writer and director that somehow fucked up 4 and its perfect cast (Minus the negress) / setting.
>>223789314Season 1 is quite possibly top 5 tv series of all time.All other seasons are dog shit
>>223790053the people on this site have impaired cognitive abilities. they need their right wing podcaster daddies and online echo chambers to work them like a puppet so they can kneejerk reply the same gibberish in regard to everything
>>223790175Was the show taken over and ruined by women again? Like the double Foid season?
>>223790154is this board unable to understand even the most obvious irony?
>>223790127>kino supporting actressesInde NavarretteChase InfinitiSadie SinkMcKenna GraceLindsay LohanRosario DawsonEva GreenBryce Dallas-HowardDaphné Patakia
>>223790233It's gonna be the same writer as Night Country anon
>>223790202Consensus on this board is that if season 1 is a 10/10, season 2 is still an 8/10 and solidly worth watching.
>>223790202Yea but the others have their place.Se 2 was straight trash. Se 3 was good until the last episode pissed all over it. Se4 might have been the most entertaining as it was so bad coming here to dog pile on it was funny as fuck.
>>223789165>Mexican protagonistNot watching
>1 good season>still expending "le kino" almost 15 years later because of "le epic" casting choices/tv/ is a dead board
I am yet to see a good movie Nicolas Cage was in
>>223789165I might actually check this out. Torrented, of course. I'm not giving studios any money.
>>223790301He's great in those 90s campy action movies like Face/Off and Con Air, National Treasure 1 too.
>>223790053>Minorities fill it like a checklist regardless of plot.>Everyone is morally ambiguous with only children being the good guys. (I dont know why this is a thing woke media loves)>Horible women face no repercussions, often rewarded for there terrible behavior.I vote liberal but these three things are really starting to piss me off in all my media.
>>223790254that's not true at all. You're projecting your own opinion. Many people on this board, i would even say a majority, think s2 is the best season
>>223790301>he hasn't seen Pig
>>223790404>picrel is good>no pictureLike pottery
>>223789165still the same showrunner as Season 4, so I'm kinda cautious
>>223790301Picrel is good and Cage is in it, though in a small enough role where he didn't make it into the top 6 listed there
Post duos that would be way more kino>Denzel Washington and Jeff Bridges>Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson>Sadie Sink and Jake Gyllenhaal
>>223790344>>Minorities fill it like a checklist regardless of plot.Do minorities not exist outside of ghettos and drug rings? Do you think the demographics of (in this case) Jamaica Bay in New York match your random shithole?>>Everyone is morally ambiguous with only children being the good guys. (I dont know why this is a thing woke media loves)Morally ambiguous characters are woke? Is this a troll? I refuse to believe you're actually this fucking stupid>>Horible women face no repercussions, often rewarded for there terrible behavior.You know what, I'll actually give you this one. This especially pissed me off in Babygirl
>>223790590>>Minorities fill it like a checklist =/= minorities existWeirdly hostile, especially for someone so retarded they have no reading comprehension, lol.>>Everyone is morally ambiguousYea I said it was weird, again no reading comprehension. You must be a retarded ESL.Im sorry your skin colour is the same as poo, you should kill yourself, or at least learn to read English.
>>223790438same but you don't get a cast like this from her. She could be showrunner in name only.
So nicolas will be the alcoholic and the filthy spaniard the comedic relief. Disgusting. So fucking sick of being surrounded by hispanics. This is worse than Pedro Pascal. Fuck everything. Can't stand them. 60 fucking million in the states.
>>223790703trying too hard.
>>223790703>>223790685TV show for this feel?
>>223790720No, boomers are genuinely this narcissistic.They think this site is a place for them to vent their most chud opinions and receive praise.
>>223790757>I memorised how to code an imitation of microsoft paint in assembly so I'm very smart when it comes to socio-political issuesI know you unironically think this
>>223790793This Poo is zesty! Bangladesh must be extra hot tonight.
>>223790720>>223790746I'm just sick of how hispanic the US has become. When I was a child, I had never her that fucking language in my life. And now I hear it everywhere. Fuck mexicans. Fuck banderas. Fuck Pascal
>>223790239>Inde Navarrette>Chase Infiniti>Sadie Sink>McKenna GraceFuck off zoomie.
>>223790857Fuck Pascal. I enjoyed him in GoT and the monkey paw gave me nothing but shit after.
>>223789941damn its not pizza?
Nicholas cage fucking blows. I dont get the meme of why people suck him off so bad. Hes objectivley terrible in every film
>>223789750It depends. I really like Banderas' Spanish movies, Official Competition is absolutely great, you have to watch it if you have any doubts about his acting talent and it's also very funny too.Cage can also be pretty good if he's directed well. I don't appreciate Cage's psychotic acting, but he's solid when playing it dark and noir.
>>223790992Conair and the rock were fun as fuck as a kid. He did a good job in Leaving Las Vegas. The Bees! scene is so bad its good again.
>>2237893142 is ridiculously convoluted and just not good.3 is painfully average. I haven't seen 4. Heard it was mediocre.
>>223789533Finger on the monkey's paw curls
>>223791093He wasn't good in any of those movies, he was just alright. He sucks dude stop
>>223789314ignore retardsseason 3 is trash
>>223789165Will action take place in retirement home?
>>2237893142 and 3 are both good in their own ways. I couldn't make it past the first episode of 4.
>>223789165aw hell naw!
>>2237893143 is the good one
thinkin bout dem keedz
>>223790394jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up. retard. Just making shit up
>>223789183OMGOMGOMGthis is so based
>>223791157As I wrote it it hit me its an age thing. The Rock was one of the best films Ive ever seen. Same with Leaving Las Vegas and Wild hearts. But the Rock is the coolest movie ever when your 8. Wild hearts and Leaving Las Vegas are deep masterpieces when you've never seen an arts film at 20.Throw in his work with Kaufman and hes the GOAT! I admit though I haven't seen his work in two decades so maybe he is shit but just perfect millennial timing coded.
>>223790901Yeah! We want skeletal actresses caked in botox with saggy udders
>>2237893143 is alright even if it's a rehash of the first, and also an inverted remake of Raising Arizona.
>>223791178>Here are those kids I was telling you about>Chief this will never work! They look like they should still be in high school
>>223789165The last thing i saw banderas in, was in some commercials him dancing
>>223789165Actors so kino they could match or even top season 1 but the writer is some braindead lib bitch woman. Monkey paw type shit
>>223790239holy BASED
>>223791358This but unironically.
when you are the True Detective
>>223791417He was in Tony. His accent really stands out. It was kind of weird watching Sessa get mentored about working in a kitchen by puss in boots. But it worked, mostly
CAN THEY PLEASE GET SOMEONE WITH TALENT AND INTELLECT TO WRITE THE SCRIPT
>>223791988looks like they did. Nic Cage does not sign on to shit.
>>223791988This
>>223791858>when you crack the case
>>223789165That could work.
>>2237893142 is goodCaspere knew this
>>223789456But Anon it had Sarah Gadon in that season
>>223792096Doesn't hold a candle to Alexandra
>>223789616So does Justin Bieber. Your point?
>>223789817He probably just got old
>>223789165>terrible acting and an incomprehensible accent on topsounds compelling
>>223789882Why do these rich fucks who can clearly afford it never wear suits that fit correctly? Are they that unaware or is it some kind of I don't care thing?
Yeah okay but, who is directly? Because if its that mexican foid again I shan't be watching.
>>223789165Is Nic Pizzaman writing? Otherwise I'm not interested
>>223792275>calls women 'foids'
>>223789165Yes
>>223789314No matter what /teevee/tards tell you, Season 2 blows. 3 is watchable. 4 is lmao.
What's it called when a series goes insanely overboard with left wing horseshit that they have to reset it with a "normal" season/entry afterwards because it flopped?
>>223792350pleb detected
>>223792367chud cope?
When the fuck was season 4? I keep getting filtered by employment.
>>223792367>that they have to reset it with a "normal" season/entry afterwardsIt's the same trash writers, there's no reset.
>>223792027Kek, took me a sec.
>>223792387>When the fuck was season 4?god I wish that was me
>>223792367Did it flop though. Won record awards beating every season combined and critics adored it. Id love to know the actual numbers. Do people still have taste or are we all sheep barely watching on our phones?
>>223792230
>>223789165who is writing it?
>>2237893793rd is objectively offensive.
>>2237894563 is not good. At all.
Did they ever explain what the fuck they meant by this?
>>223789165Even if it’s shite, based Nicky has never given a performance he hadn’t put his 100% into, so it already makes it better than the three seasons
>>223789165There was a season 4???>>223789314Season 2 was a joke the only redeemable thing was the memes
HBO surely procured Cage because of this. This was a precursor to True Detective. Still don't know if Herzog made a geniune kino or a rage bait with this one.
>>223792562Understandable but the last show he did was a humiliation ritual where he gets cucked out of the girl, constantly glazes his black best friend and loses ownership of his detective business to his Mexican maid.
>>223792387>>223792581There was no season 4. There was a spin off show called Night Country that they paid Pizzaman for doing nothing. It sucked and there is no reason for any sane person to watch it.
>>223792308so its that dumb mexican foid directing, not watching it then thanks
>>223789165wow True Detective is back on my radar
>>223792624It's kino. It's ghost is still dancing
>>223792756Sounds about white.
>>223789930objectively and categorically correct
>>223792462Kek, true.
>>2237893144 was good but it has the true detective name so it was bad
>>223789858>probably
>>223792230Idk the suit looks fine to me. He just has freakish proportions like a dwarf. Very short legs compared to his torso and a giant head. The low waist style really fucks manlets up. Bogart was a tiny midget and he looked great in a suit because of the high cut pants.
>>223789896>After Night Country being deemed a success by critics and something to double down on rather than correct away from, I don't expect this to be any goodThe same thing happened with Watchmen. It seems we have the suits who have a clue against the paid shill marketing division.
I've only watched the first season of True Detective, are any of the others worth watching?
>>223790301I have yet to have seen a bad kineticscope picture that Nic was in
>>223793196Yes maybe
>>223789314No.2 is memeable, 3 is a generic regular detective show, season 4 isn't even True Detective it was something else before they slap the name on it to try and save it only good thing is webm related.Only the 1st season is the true "once in a generation" show.
