>150 points to Gryffindor
>>223835651Professor Nepotism
What are the eight films like for the people in here that saw them all? Are they all within the atmosphere of the first one, which I did see?
>>223836327First 3 are ok then it becomes so fucking dark you can barely see whats on the screen
>>2238363271-2 are the best3 is decent enough4-8 are shit with the exception of 5 which has WMAF kino.
WELL DONE ISRAEL, WELL DONE...
>>223836413TO THE HOUTHIS, FOR DELETING SAUDI ARABIA WHILST WINNING THEIR OWN CIVIL WAR, I AWARD 60 POINTS
>>223835651>can I get some points too head... master
This IS the thread
>>223836507Sorted
>>223836507I guess
>>2238363271-3 are good4 is meh5-8 are boring, grim and by this point you know exactly how its going to end. They throw little plot twists and reveals in but nothing that happens in these movies is of any consequence except the state of the characters at the beginnings and ends.
>MALFOID! WERE YOU CALLING HERMOINE A MUDBLOOD, KHAKI-SKINNED, SPRING-HAIRED, OIL-EYED, TRAILMIX-BABY, AGAIN???!>500 POINTS FOR SLYTHERIN
>>223835651that point system is very problematic when you think about it.I hope they cut it out of the tv show.
>>223835651Dumbledore pulling numbers out of his ass. The Ministry needs to do something about this. Also obligatory Dobby beating post https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792429603448929.mp4
>>223836613kekked at the vid
fuck malfoidsimpregnate malfoids
>>223836327>Are they all within the atmosphere of the first one.lol no, the exact opposite in fact.it's a shame they decided to just remove all colors because>"hur dur it's symbolic for the bad situation"
>>223836626>sex without handholding first
>>223836327Goblet of fire was my favorite book, but I was so disappointed with the movie. PoA was alright but it started the whole blue filter trend in this series and it never corrected that in later movies.
Ein VolkEin ReichEin Malfoid
>>223836327Only Philosopher stone and Chamber of secrets were directed by Columbus and use the classic Spielberg family movie style (you know, exaggerated theatrical acting and art design, lighting and lenses that highlights mood, tone and emotion and so on. The kind of thing that was normal on movies like Jumanji, Hook, second hand lions, Labyrinth and the like)The third movie is more grounded, the magical sense of wonder is toned down in favor of more realistic, more mundane... everything. Movie 4 is less grounded but it´s not a return to form. It´s just generic action/adventure. In fact no movie ever goes back to the child friendly/ family aesthetic. Order of the phoenix kind of worked but that´s mostly because the book was so terrible. I mean, Harry is such a little bitch on that one. Movie 6, was one of the darkest books, if not the darkest, so naturally they made a romantic comedy with it and movie 7 is "we want the twilight audience". You kind of have to understand book 6 is mostly about Voldemort´s and Snape pasts while book 7 is about Dumbledore´s past but it seems it was decided as early as movie 3 that the movies would focus on Harry´s group and just wouldn´t cover that kind of stuff so, the way i see it, the last books were never actually adapted. I guess you could see the lack of consistency in cinematographic style as a choice though. Something on the lines of the cinematography reflecting Harry´s growth or something like that.
>>223836670Aaaaauf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blüüüümelein
>>223836610One of the best Malfoid designs
>>223836687Why is there not more 1488 art of Malfoid?
>>223836613kekthis AI shit isn’t all bad
>>223836695uwu
>>223836702Few have the talent, even fewer, the VISION
Love the anime opshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbMxijGjWfo
>>223836327Philosopher stone is by far the best one
>>223836626Malfoid is for>duels>kisses>dancing>cuddles>marriage>handholding>honeymoons>christmas gifts>attending balls>raising children>quidditch practise>broomstick racing>visiting hogsmede>walks around the lake>defeating dark wizards>co-wielding elder wands>saving the wizarding world>never stop dropping slurs anyway
>>223836721Anime really would be an amazing medium for HP, too bad the industry is shit and WB is retarded.
>>223836702Huh?
>>223836721have you seen this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1WRCkyquQyou can say whatever you want but it's pretty clean.
>>223836751This is entirely on Rowling, she looks down on cartoons in general.
>>223836771What a dumb cunt, I hope Malfoid pissed her off something fierce
>>223836327>First 2 are great>3rd has washed out colors and the overall tone is kinda emo, also they somehow forget to mention that Lupin was one of the Marauders and the new Dumbledore sucks>4th had to cut out a ton of shit to save time and took a lot of creative liberties but was mostly okay. >The new Dumbledore still sucks but at least we got a good meme out of it>Never saw 5 and 6 but I've heard they're basically like the third movie>7 is meh, despite being one of the first book adaptations to be split across multiple films they somehow still didn't manage to cover all of the plot points and forgot to fill in the resulting plot holes
>>223836819These guys look like Hermione's parents
>>223836771>>223836751thinking about it, it's kinda weird they never adapted HP into a cartoon for kids."The adventures of some random kids in Hogwarts" is such an easy concept.
>>223836834It's flat out retarded is what it is. They could make a series covering all the books down to the last detail and it would still be cheap as fuck. Combine it with some proper merch and it could make billions.
Would Voldemort have been able to counter the slug spell?
>>223836480No!Furthermore, Slytherin will now go to the dungeons.
>>223836897
>>223836353I feel like the story is so cluttered too. Each of the old ones had a distinct plot and tone. Later ones bleed together and are forgettable.
>>223836897This Malfoid is so cute
>>223836916Yeah, the books are like that as well. Once Voldi comes back it all turns angsty and edgy and I keep forgetting in what books people actually die and what even happens.
>>223836670>so much hot and cute spampretty is so underrated
>>223836854>it would still be cheap as fuck. you clearly don't understand how this business work if you think this is true.adapting the whole story would cost A LOT more than just using the setting for some little kid show.>Combine it with some proper merch and it could make billions.so the same merch that already existed because of the movies... new story/characters = new merch..
>>223836952It would be cheap as fuck compared to the movies or live action series. They can just make memorable new designs for the animated series and use the merch sales from that to fund more shit. Hell, anime itself is basically just a series of ads so people buy the webnovels/manga and figurines.
>>223836674*dogshit opinion incoming*As a movie secondary I'm kinda glad they didn't leave harrys side. These are 2 hour movies and focusing on side characters, I don't think I would've really liked those two outside of how they were already presented.
>>223836702there is https://files.catbox dot moe/l6wkwh.mp4
>>223836982cartoons are pretty fucking expensive actually. theres a reason why so many cartoons both old and new suffer from shitty animation and its because its actually not cheap at all. im reminded of how the he-man cartoon came to be, it cost the same to make either one movie or one (VERY cheaply animated) season.now, hp made more than enough from the books alone to commission a mid level 2000s cartoon AT LEAST. we shouldve had multiple harry potter cartoons by now
>>223836702Malfoid is already implicitly that. No need to draw it. Lord Voldemort is already literally Hitler. Orphaned, sensitive autistic kid with no desire for friends but has great ambition. Great student, intensely curious. Asks bold questions that shock the adults. Questions authorities. Hates the decay of vitality and wants to restore order. Becomes a leader for others due to his power and capability. The Wizard World is dying, and Voldemort wants to seek out those who are killing it. Others slander him as a psychopath "incapable of love" because he's not like them. Autism was originally known as "Autistic Psychopathy" and that is how the world still sees Voldemort and Hitler. Magic abilities work exactly like genes in Rowling's work. Powerful wizards create heirs with innate powerful abilites. Sometimes a person from poor background i.e Muggles produce extraordinary individuals, but usualyl not. The genetic basis for magic can't be denied. Powerful bloodlines must be supported to bond with fellow bloodlines, or else the small wizard community will perish. It's not "inbreeding". Muggleborn wizards are fine so long they respect the purebloods. Unfortunately muggleborns have dual loyalty and want to degenerate the wizarding community. Half-bloods are respected when they don't try to destroy purebloods. Voldemort was no saint, but he was neither stupid or evil. He wouldn't had amassed massive support from prestigious families if he was.
>>223836721yo whos that ugly ass mofo he looks cool
>>223837082I know it's still expensive but if the anime industry can keep chugging along with all those dogshit stories, then surely HP could pull it off too.
>>223836761>thigh strapkreygasm
>>223837111anime is what came to mind first with how shitty most of it is nowadays. theyre also usually advertisement for the manga or toy products, which is why theyre not exactly the best quality most of the time. even shit thats a guaranteed sale like one piece has the worst possible fucking animation >inb4 dragon fighting webm
>>223836783based
>>223836932>that sounds wrongwhy did people stop saying this after the 2000s?
>>223837177Not all of it is shitty, my personal favourites being Bleach and Iruma for example. There are long running anime series that have proper funding. Also the industry is doing 100 times better than anything in the west with dozens of smaller and bigger studios around. Obviously you can't expect a high average but exceptionally big series can easily have great anime series. OP is seen as a stinker for good reason though.
>>223837082anime are only 2 million for 12 episodes
>>223837095To continue, Malfoid-Potter gives a plausible continuation to the 7 book series. Voldemort did fucked up shit but was not wrong about everything. He tried to warn everyone, and with his defeat the Wizarding world will have a new challenge. Subtle persecution of purebloods leads to diminishing capability of magic in new Hogwarts students and radical anti-pureblood ideology The children of Malfoid-Potter are bullied for their pureblood status. Muggle technology and "alternative forms of magic that are equally valid" are introduced into Hogwarts. Muggleborn institutions are made aware of wizard and are meddling increasingly in their world. Everyone of pureblood ancestry is discriminated and students incapable of magic are favored in Hogwarts. It is the apocalypse Voldemort tried to warn about.Albus Severus Potter and his Slytherin friends need to restore balance in Hogwarts. Old man Harry questions his role in the downfall of the wizarding world and long conversations between Harry and Lucius Malfoy make them agree that magical world needs to tackle the Muggleborn problem.
>>223837240>>223837177Yea there is a big difference between anime that can make money off ads and those that can't. Obviously now its different aith streaming rights and merch taking over the revenue.
>>223836751You can't trust a corporation even a Jap company to make what you want. Remember the LotR anime movie?
>>223835651kill yourself
>>223837299Yeah the entire entertainment industry is a shitshow, far more entertaining is it, to watch it all burn than to watch the content they produce.
>>223837309>Remember the LotR anime movie?
>>223837338Should've used this one anon-kun
>>223837357Filth.
>>223837283kinda sounds like boruto from what little I read
>>223837357>findomlmao someone probably paid $1k for this.is it you?
>>223837377KekHaven't seen this one yet
>>223835651DDLCfag here, what would their relationship be like?
>>223837357wheres his cock?
>>223835651what happens if they go negative points?
>>223837401Don't the DDLC girls kill themselves over nothing.
>>223837459The magical scoreboard glitches out and explodes
>>223837357
>>223835651of you want to know how China is slowly replacing the USA as the #1 world power, 2026 is the year of the dragon, Malfoy's name in China is dragon, since the start of the year if you went to China you would find pictures of Malfoy in all the publicity in China, they are a white male worshipping society, but the chinese men got angry because a white guy fucked a thousands chink women while openly telling them that he only wanted to pump and dump them and that he would brag about it in social media, so the chinese men gender bended Malfoy into Malfoid, and now the entire world consumes chinese propaganda
Best Malfoid
Another trannoid suffers the Janitor's Kiss
>>223837389That post didn't change the global GDP in the slightest: she did it for free to get attention, and Ranjesh wasted his monday night posting it here.
>>223836327First 3 are good. 4 is ok. 5, 6, 7 and 7 pt 2 can be skipped. The tone of the series goes all grimdark which doesn’t work for this cast of characters. The child stars are more built for a whimsical fairy tale setting and struggled in more serious circumstances. The whole strength of the series was getting to see the magical world through the eyes of Harry but once Hiltermort is back it just becomes constant melodrama.
>>223837357>deletedPureblood patriots are in control.
Malfoid's Feed and Seed
>>223837572Formerly Dracos
>>223837572he actually looks like the stage actor
>>223837498I forget the mechanics of how this works. Does everyone get to go to the ball or only the goblet participants and their dates?
>>223837589I suppose Tonks has to still technically be the best HP girl right? Just IMAGINE what she was willing to do/be for Lupin, lucky bastard.
>>223835651>Well done, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. Unfortunately for you, Harry and his friends ended up saving the day for again, which means Gryffindor wins for the seventh year in a row!
>>223837629yeah they hold a dance ball just for 6 people
>>223837589lmao knew it
>>2238376294th year and above can go, younger students only if they are accompanied by someone older. Mandatory attendance and dance for the champions
>>223837629Everyone, but the participants and their partners open up the ball.
>>223837623is that Ginny? ew
>>223837643is this sarcastic or not? no bully ;_;
>>223837678yes thats ginny. she really became her mother, fat tits and all
>>223837635Yeah and the dude didn't have the personality to appreciate it. I wonder if he fucked her like a werewolf
>>223837667Anyone got the spec sheet on her?
>>223837082I post it all the time in the hopes some animator will see it; use AI in-betweeners. You could cut the labor costs tremendously by doing that. And I think AI is good enough that it can figure out something like>Draw four frames that connect this frame to this oneThen you've got almost all the strength of hand-drawn animation with much less cost and probably much less time.Only problem is how people learn, but the key animators can just have apprentices as needed.
>>223837709This is the only one I have
>>223837694>didn't have the personality to appreciate itdo you even know anything about the marauders? you think a member of the shithead crew doesnt have the imagination and drive to make tonks do tons of shit?
>>223837572Harry Spotter?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792433952070522.mp4
>>223837734Considering he tried to break off the relationship and had to be bullied by Tonks to stay with her, I stand by what I said.I don't think there is much of a Marauder in him anymore
Tonks was obviously turning into Sirius
>>223837709No. I don't think the character sheet was posted on Twitter.
>>223837678Imagine all the adventures Harry could have gone on with Malfoid after their school years, travelling to every corner of the wizarding world. Instead he's stuck working for the government and living with this Karen
dead meme
>>223837766thats cause hes a werewolf though. but she felll in love with him so hard i think even her patronus became a werewolf so he gave in. but AFTER he gave in and his reservations were gone you better believe he had his fun
Smug
>>223837643>>223837665>>223837667Never mind just thinking on the contrivance of them going together. It wouldn't have to be a bet if harry couldn't get a date but needed one. He or someone else could just throw it out as a joke once he got desperate. If malfoy couldn't go unless harry took her then she wouldn't need to look like she actually likes him or come up with an excuse other than I wanna go.
post dumbledor greentexts
>>223837816Obviously to some degree but remember that Lupin is one of the most sober and serious people in the series, surpassed only by the likes of Percy. Sirius, for example was still a Marauder at heart
>>223837794He should've become a professional Seeker instead. I like the idea of Potter being like>I spent 7 fucking years being the hero as a kid, I wanna fucking relax and do something I enjoy.We know there's professional Quidditch teams and Harry was a good Seeker in school so him managing that jump isn't crazy.Just seems crazy to me that he decided to spend the rest of his life doing that shit too even after defeating the Dark Lord already.
>>223837854
>>223837716Honestly all industry (or end products) will just move to ai. I think animators should just draw for fun regardless of rheir skill level. They can still share it but it won't be what most nomal people consume.
>>223837856He might've joined because he didn't believe whatever was left of the Ministry could unfuck itself
>>223837794yep, honestly, I've always hated that scene at this end, when we see them as adults... this shit is so dreadful>here kids, enjoy a last look at your heroes who saved the wizarding world!... now they are all fat and ugly middle class normies.thanks I guess.
>>223837721Not really my prefered year 1 >>223836932 is better but I think even then its only my second fav. Her eyes are enchanting though.
>>223837795ginny?
Honorary Gryffindor
>>223837921You can really tell the author comes from england. What retarded fucking ending
>>223837921Now imagine a hot blonde and 8 babies
>>223837921Why are the colors like this? Even if you think it's better for the colors to be dreary during the dark parts of the story, surely you can turn the colors back on for the happy epilogue.
>>223837947Would be better if harry joins slytherin. Malfoid could rig the sorting hat.
>>223837846I was thinking of people voting for the yule king and queen and naturally gryffindor voted all for potter and slytherin voted all for malfoid.
>>223837982Why do they make mexico yellow?
>>223837982They forgot how to. The new series is even worse on that front
>>223837996Thats actually not a bad idea.
>>223837989Bit late for that
>>223837982It doesn't look like a happy ending at all. It's not intended this way but it feels really flat, like Harry gave up on any dreams of being a great wizard and lost his sense of wonder about the world. Returning to the bright, warm colors of the first movies would have at least made it look like he was a happy family man
>>223837846> going togetherthey don't need to go together.if you want a sort of romantic scene, it's better if they have a "moment" alone at the end of the ball.I really don't like the idea of everybody seeing them together, it's bad for the rest of the story.
>>223838069I don't think radcliffe had the acting chops to pretend he was happy with a walled Ginny
>>223838085Isn't this like the only big moment they have in the fanon?
>>223837982They don't know why they're coloring things how they are. They just want everything to look "realistic" and drab is "realistic" because pessimist's fallacy
>>223838085I can see your point but whether public or not, a few weeks later Draco pulls Harry through the mud by talking to Rita Skeeter, which Malfoid can't really do
>>223838089Hes only human.
>>223838114Nope!But you can still have a dance, just a dance that only the audience gets to see.
>>223837921if you asked anybody who has never seen HP what they think this scene is, they'd tell you it's some sad goodbyes in eastern germany during the 80s
>>223838154
>>223837921So this is the cost of no ambition. Slytherin truly was redeemed in the end.
Anime soon.
>>223838149I guess. But wouldn't they both be going with someone else if they ended up there?
>>223838247get a life
>>223838212Yes and it would be fitting if both of them somehow were disappointed by their dates.
>>223838114>>223838128>they both go with their own partner>they both are not happy about it>they both look at each other from time to time>towards the end Harry says "I need some fresh air">Malfoid follows a bit later>"nice suit Potter, did you find it in the bin">"....... I like your dress, it's beautiful">awkwardmore shit like this>"hey, want to dance with me?">cute dance >"HARRY WHERE ARE YOU CUNT??" said Ron calmly>they separate before being found out
>>223838212Yup! That's part of the drama. I like the idea of it at least, the whole structure of the wizarding world is against Pottah and Malfoid getting together, against Slytherin and Gryffindor making amends. They're pressed by everyone else around them to go with other people, but in the end, when no one's watching, they still find each other.
>>223838212>>223838268>>223838294Like this
>>223835651Professor? I came in the gobbled of fire. The flame went out once I filled it up. Is there a reversal spell I can use 5 or 6 times in a row?
>>223838317
>>223838268or you know she could just go with harry
>>223838333
>>223836327>all this hating on 77 had the greatest scene in the entire series.
>>223838336You'd have to set that up beforehand, explain how they got close enough to even consider the other as a date.
I wonder if Rowling laments that her story could've been 10x greater with such a simple change
>>223838323>dammit dobby *unsheaths sword*
>>223838359
>>223838361Yeah, that was great. Too bad the rest of the movie is nothing like it.
>>223838365Thats part of the fun
>>223838366She doesn't even have the capacity to understand it or why it works
>>223838384
>>223838366Pretty sure she laments the hole slytherin thing along with hufflepuff and ravenclaw
>>223838409
>Happiest man in the world would only see himself according to Dumbledore>Malfoid sees mirror with Harry, just sees the two of them.>Malfoid thinks the mirror is broken>Harry thinks, of course the rich girl who has everything sees nothing but herself, forgetting he's standing right next to her in her reflection.>It dawns on neither of them until much later, perhaps Malfoid sees the mirror by herself when fixing the vanishing cabinet or Hermione figures it out if Harry confides in her.
>>223838449Yes.
>>223836327I haven't read the books since I was the age of the characters so my memory is mostly tied to the movies at this point.1-2 are great3 has time travel (ymmv) and starts the lighting change (pic related to what >>223836660 was talking about)4 is my personal favorite on a nostalgia level, but I think it has some adaptation problems. I think after 4 the story gets too grimdark and loses its charm5 is the start of the decline but has the best battle scene (thanks to the book)6 is the worst movie, the worst adaptation, and the coloring changes from blue filter to dark green filter and 90% of the movie is invisible. All combat is now just wizard beams crossing each other7 and 8 are ok, they each have some good scenes and some really bad scenes.
People in the previous thread were talking about the lake rescue task. I like the version that Harry sees Hermione and Malfoid at the bottom, assumes Hermione is Krum's rescue, questions how the organizers could possibly know about the conflicted feelings he's harboring and after coming back up he gets told by the judges he brought TWO wrong people.>>223838294>"HARRY WHERE ARE YOU CUNT??" said Ron calmlykek
>>223838503>but has the best battle scene (thanks to the book)The movie fight was completely boring compared to what the book described, hollyweird kikes fucked it all up.
>>223838366I kinda hoped that Rowling will ackowledge Malfoid at some point, saying she like her or something. Alas, she's apparenty too focused on her unending war with troons to notice this trend.
>>223838521Least insane transsexual.
>>223838506That's a good one but I can't help but wonder if the judges had tied Krum's Firebolt to the bottom if he hadn't cared for Hermione.
>>223838536it's still the best fight in the movies because it all becomes laser battles in the subsequent films
>>223838449>Malfoid sees the mirror by herself when fixing the vanishing cabinet>For months she's haunted by the ghost of what might have been in the "broken mirror" while her attempts to kill Dumbledore fail.>Harry grows increasingly paranoid and cold after she cruelly tries pushing him away on the train.>Meanwhile the deadline draws nearer. She's reminded why she feels something for him, even as she runs away. >She has a breakdown in the bath. Confides in Myrtle. >One dark night, Harry follows her in. She raises her wand, a single syllable leaving her lips before she stops.>Harry doesn't, using a spell he only knows is "for my enemies"
>>223838540most authors ignore all fanfiction stuff and I understand them.imagine everyday having some annoying fanfic writers asking what you think about their shit.we don't need her approval.
>>223838540Crazy how so may literal billionaires are still brainrottened with social media.
>>223838294>>223838506I like sensible, long-suffering Ron. The epitome of a bro.
>>223838561Fair but it still annoys me since the book fight adaptation was something I was looking forward to.Maybe some autist will do it properly with AI
>>223838588this is kinda different
>>223838570>Harry doesn't, using a spell he only knows is "for my enemies"I suggest that the text be amended here to say>"for traitors"rather than for enemies.>>223838590Probably happens more to them than anyone else, especially the famous ones. Can't leave your house without a news story, so you stay inside and scroll and scroll...
>>223838625>Maybe some autist will do it properly with AII have this abnormal hope for the HBO adaptation improving on the adaptations of books 4-7
>>223838588Yeah, but it's a trend, not particular fanfic. She could do this for teh lulz if not for anything else.
>>223838085I think the dance is just too good an opportunity to pass up. It doesn't need to be the start of "dating" or bullshit like that. Harry needs a partner for the champion's dance, and any girl would love an opportunity to be the center of everyone's attention, dancing in a beautiful gown. They would part ways shortly after the dance, Malfoid holding court with her Slytherin clique while Harry goes and hangs out with Ron for the rest of the night. It wouldn't look, to the public, like they were going steady or some bullshit like that. It would be a romantic tease, that's it. Malfoid showing some complexity in her obsession with Harry and Harry getting turned on by her pheremones, etc.>>223838128>which Malfoid can't really doWhy not? The whole point of the tsundere is the hot and cold. Book 4 is just raising the stakes. With a higher high at the ball and a lower low shitting on him in the paper (that kind of gossip shit being a very girl thing to do incidentally)
>>223838649They couldn't even be arsed to give us a decent cast. There was never a chance.
>>223838665It's not just gossip considering Rita Sneeter almost got Hagrid to kill himself a few weeks earlier.
>>223838654DK if I'm in the loop but is this trend as big as people make it out to be? No doubt SHEs heard of it but I wonder if her relatives and friends have etc.
>>223838552He's probably as much of a mega-autist with girls as Harry, honestly it's a wonder they didn't become better friends with how much they have in common.
>>223838744my girl ice cold
>>223838757Krum only exists so that Hermione can have a world star chasing after her.
>>223836573What spell is Malfoid going to cast on Harry?
>>223838665at this point it's just easier to have someone like Krum just say something like>come on worms, let's have some fun and switch partners a bit.and then in the middle, Harry and Malfoid have their little moment together
>>223838769kekCan't argue with that
>>223838789A spell that doesn't just clean, but cleanse.
>>223838789She already did - Schutzstaffel spell.
>>223838789From what I've seen it's a spell that makes him attracted to light eyed blondes only
>>223838744Heh. Imagine Harry And Malfoid both step out of the ball "for some air", have a civilized chat, and even dance just because. And Beetle Skeeter is there taking in very moment, blowing it up as some scandalous affair for the paper. Thus Malfoid is pressured by Lucius to set the record straight, spreading rumors to cover her own ass, and setting her back with Harry.
>>223838792Fred and George or maybe Cedric would do that, Krum only has fun when he's flying.
>>223838792But like what would be the point of that? they just dance together they're not going together. There is nothing romantic about it. You may as well write a scene about them bumping in the hallway one day or getting paired up in a random class. This wouldn't be elavated in any way other than in a girls mind.
>>223838792not as fun>>223838744Of course it's vicious. She's a vicious person. That's why it's exciting. The payoff at the end comes from an author being able to skillfully make you believe this crazy bitch and actual Death Eater eventually admits to and has the courage to act on a genuine, enduring, wholesome love for Harry.
>>223838849Fuck, that makes perfect sense. You could even make it so that neither Malfoid nor Harry saw too much during it but since Rita all but wrote her version of 50 Shades of Grey, they can't help but remember it ever more romantically.
>>223838870are you autistic or something?if someone pushed you in the arms of the girl you had a crush on but never told and then you end up dancing 3 minutes with her and she smiles at you at the end, I guarantee you this is romantic as fuck.jesus christ dude, read the room.
>>223838649It probably will.Just as long as they cut out Grawp entirely.Also, I want them to cut out Peeves merely because there’s a segment of fans that get inordinately pissed about him being skipped over, and I want to witness the absolute assblast that results.
>>223838909I could ask you the same thing because she spends the whole evening with another guy. Also at this point harry wasn't even supposed to be into her otherwise he'd just ask her out with no contrivance.
>>223837095voldemort is a shipfag?
>>223838993>otherwise he'd just ask her out with no contrivance.NTA but not necessarily. Barring just normal "asking your crush to go to the party with you" being a massive spaghetti dropping moment, at that point they've fucking hated each other for the past 3 years, he also has no idea if her opinion has changed at all, and on top of that their social circles are incompatible and also hate each other. The barrier for him to ask her to the ball would be really high.
>>223838909He's not autistic, he's thinking about it as a story not just a random dumbass personal anecdote. Setting up a scenario where Malfoid dances with Harry for the champion's dance is pure kino. It would be iconic. Much more exciting tension and irony than some random partner swapping.
>tfw I actually don’t really care about Malfoid, I just want to talk about Harry PotterI rewatched the movies recently, for the first time in years. I remember going to see the first movie with my entire class in elementary school when I was lîke 7, and I remember watching the last one in a very small, very comfy theater that’s since been closed down. It really was an experience when you were growing up with it. I simply do not know of any other adaptation (although what I say applies to the books as well) that grew alongside its audience. Now you can argue that it became too gritty by the end, but even then it remained pretty okay all things considered. I was specifically thinking about the tone shift that starts to me at the very end of book 4, in the graveyard. That to me is really the point of no return in tone for the story. If the final battle of Hogwarts had taken place at the end of book 4 then we'd have gotten whimsical shenanigans like the Quidditch team batting Death Eaters with their magic balls, Dobby dabbing on them and probably a Fluffy cameo. I'm not saying this is better than what we got, I'm just considering the changes.
>>223836897that is a great AI malfoid, can i get this without the ron genderswap?
>>223839084Yes, it is canon that Malfoid nicked the book off her dad without knowing what it was. Tom talks to her and tells her to get close to Pottah, she does and Tom slowly starts shipping them. He closes the Chamber and years later when the actual Voldemort collects the diary, he gets infected by his own shipper feels.
>warner bros remake a twenty year old ship for their joanne paid actor psyop so 40 year old troons, hags and virgins watch their hbo slopRead another book and watch something better you retarded brown zoomers
>>223839091So is she his crush or does he hate her? Malfoids the tsundere not him. And if he has another date or multiple date options hes gonna be more concerned with them instead. Its just too jumbled and sloppy.
>>223836674>In fact no movie ever goes back to the child friendly/ family aesthetic.And that's a good thing, it's time for the real world jackass, time to fight a war.
>>223838301>They're pressed by everyone else around them to go with other people, but in the end, when no one's watching, they still find each other.KINO KINO KINO
>>223838428Why R63 Snape? Where's the catch? He seems fine as it is
>>223839320>time to fight a war.Against whom and for what?
>>223838909>>223838993>>223839091By the way, Harry has not been crushing on Malfoid at all at this point. He's crushing on Cho Chang, who is going with Cedric. Malfoid is just the annoying Slytherin bitch who always seems to be giving him grief for no good reason.In the original book, Harry goes to the event with literally who. He almost forgets that he's supposed to even dance at all, the entire segment is over in a couple of tiny paragraphs that ends with Mad-Eye Moody makes a goofy comment about Harry's knitted socks. The champion's dance is "blink and you'll miss it," with really no narrative impact whatsoever. He barely even thinks about Cho.Basically, the Yule Ball would be the opportunity for Harry to see Malfoid as stunningly beautiful. The first inkling, for his part, that there might be something there.
>>223839335That one is just a shitpost. Some anon considered it but it would mean Snapeoid is still obsessed by the guy who humiliated her in public.The story just gets really weird if you include shit like that.
>>223837757Can you imagine the pre-workouts you could cook up with magical ingredients
>>223839335Early in this trend they were just gender swapping everybody. I think its mostly died down as the canonically close crowd is winning out as it becomes more appearent just how well malfoid fits into the normal lore.
>>223839335People doing genderbending fanfics always get carried away with the possibilities. eg Snape is a jilted ex-lover of Harry's father and Hates Harry because he has Lily's eyes.
>>223839362Yea this definitely needs a rewrite. Why this sorta trend exists.
>>223837982that's just how england looks
>>223839335not that anon but personally R63 Snape > R63 MalfoyIt depends on how you handle Snape's relationship with James. If she's still bullied it's kind of weird, but if you have her get cuckquean'd by her best friend Lily then the internally seething foidsnape is kind of interesting. Or you could make Snape a lesbian and James' bullying is inspired by him tormenting a lesbian proto-pureblood supremacist AND stealing her girl.R63 Malfoy requires less retcons to work though, and I think that's the point of its success.
>>223839419Tbf snape already looks like a girl outside of things he can't control. And goth mommies were a big thing a few years back.
>>223839362>Basically, the Yule Ball would be the opportunity for Harry to see Malfoid as stunningly beautiful. The first inkling, for his part, that there might be something there.It's been ages since I read the book but isn't the Yule Ball the "Oh, Hermione isn't just our friend, she's a beautiful woman" moment for both Harry and Ron? At least I remember it that way in the movie.
>>223839471Malfoid requires work but in doing so, you elevate the entire story.Snapoid just changes the genre for a few chapters
>>223839471>james bullies snapette>malfoid bullies harry???
>>223839494It was for Ron, not that I ever bought it, but not for Harry. At least in the books, it's been ages since I saw the movie.
>>223839494sounds like something a woman would write
>>223839503No, no. The other anon has a point. Embittered goth mommy Snape elevates the story and removes the Mr. Brightside subplot
>>223839410The only other genderswap I'm sold on is fem-Cedric, because a couple of /v/ posters with their headcanons convinced me it would be absolute cinema.
>>223839543GoF is the coming of age story, it's not really a woman writing thing
>>223838882> they can't help but remember it ever more romanticallyGaslighting is not something I expect in teen romance. kino
>>223839520>James bullied Snapette so hard she never forgot it for the rest of her life>was so obsessed over it she even risks her life for his sonNah mate, doesn't work the same. You're just turning a loser and obsessed asshole into a woman so schizo even Bellatrix would tell her to come off it.
>>223839091>The barrier for him to ask her to the ball would be really high.Of course it would be. The challenge for a good writer is to figure out a way to get Harry over that bar anyway. That's what makes it entertaining.
>>223839546Embittered goth mommy Snape is material for doujinshi, not a rewrite of the books.
>>223839562Partially. I just imagined that at the time they were just lightly bantering back and forth while they got over how disappointing their dates were.Only after reading 50 Shades of Green by Rita Skeeter did they realise how intimate that moment really was.
Calling it now: Harry and Malfoy should date over the summer. When, I don't know. But without house/family pressure is the best time for them to pursue their mutual attraction. Maybe Lucius has business in the Ministry, and Harry has left the Dursley's for an afternoon escape. Dracaena slips away from her father, bored, and runs into Potter. A tense standoff ensues, but Harry offers to buy her lunch rather than get caught dueling outside of Hogwarts. She accepts. And that is just the start.
>>223836897r63ing Ron is so wrong.Ron is Harry's bro.
>>223839643Only canon opportunity is in PoA after Harry balloons up his aunt and spends two weeks in Diagon Alley instead of the Dursleys. Malfoid could be there, in theory. Dunno if they would actually date tho.Also just remember how at the start of Chamber, Harry almost got found by Draco in Nocturne alley, could be interesting to write how Malfoid found him but didn't say a word.
>Sings McArthur Park> KINO
>>223839557I could see it. Still rival girl but minus the bitchiness part. Also has the kino shows up later trope. Does she still died though?
>>223835651He said calmly.
>>223836327I read all the books but I stopped after movie 5 because I grew out of it.
>>223839583Or just watching it unfold. Having her just handed to him kinda diminishes the value. Like a product.
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>>223839680Malfoy is high class so I'm not sure how much running into they would do outside of wizard world but harry could always get a summer job when hes older maybe working for the wealthy.
>>223839786Thats when they stopped being good. Based.
>>223839494Yes. That part works fine. That's the procession where the champions enter with their dates. Hermione stuns Harry and Ron, showing up with Viktor all dressed up and beautiful. Malfoid looking like a princess wouldn't be surprising.It would be the dance itself that affects Harry. Being close to her, looking into her eyes, feeling her graceful shape, her pheromones scrambling his brain a little. He's left a bit dazed and confused before they part ways for the night.
>>223839864Not possible, because of rowlings retarded love protection magic he has to be at the Dursleys and he is also rich, he doesn't need to workNot even Ron had a summer job
yes i am SEmonkie :p
>>223839840Why fo you act like this 3 gender site matters when its clearly english only or english focused?
>>223839660You know who r63’s Ron?Haremniggers.It’s also generally bad writing, because if you want to write a first-girl-wins, childhood friend story without Hermione or Ginny, the objectively correct answer is to turn Hedwig into a human.
>>223837982>Why are the colors like this?That's London for you
>>2238399171) it's a joke2) sorry Chud but the 3rd gender is just "private" so no cultural war here soldier.
>>223839741The quick rundown goes something like>fem-Cedric is a cool big sisterly girl on good terms with most of the student body>in addition to being rivals in the tournament, Harry has a huge doomed (both figuratively and literally) crush on her>as an older and wiser student she sees what's going on with Harry and Malfoid, tries to push him in the right direction with her>she basically also yoinks Cho's role in GoF and Harry has a lot more complicated personal connection to her by the end than with og Cedric>her parting words during Priori Incanum make it hurt even morePeople said it would make Voldy one of the most hated villains of all time and I have to agree
>>223839900>Luscius is out eating death>Mom is doing something>Malfoid makes a surprise visit to stay at the dursleys for three monthskino
>>223839909based
>>223839864The Ministry is still in London. Lucius has lots of pull there and is constantly meeting with someone. It isn’t unplausible that is daughter would get bored and skip out to explore the city. And Harry isn’t chained to the Dursleys, he could conceivably knight bus into town and back whenever he needs a time out.
>>223839959Cute but it makes Narcissa and Luscious a bit too retarded and little Malfoid would have no way of knowing where Privet drive is nor how to get there.
>>223839993>he could conceivably knight bus into town and back whenever he needs a time out.He never does though and Dumbledore would tell him off if he tried.
>>223840002>Mails harry a letter then follows his owl or sends her own familiar after it
>>223840017>and Dumbledore would tell him off if he tried.Which would be one more obstacle that drives them apart, so by the time school starts they're right back to hating each other. Except not really as they both have a better understanding of the person without school or societal pressure.
>>223839939kino sloppa
>>223840055What would really help if they kept writing letters to each other for some reason or another. It would allow them to get closer in certain ways while also keeping the status quo. Could even start by having Malfoid send him a letter when she makes fun of him and Harry sends one back to mock her in return.
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>>223837921truly one of the worst "happy ending" epilogues of all time
>>223840089hes not a mudblood though...
>>223839939>rule63 Malfoy>crabbe and goyle are now Malfoy's orbitersoof
>>223840126It's her pet name for him
>>223840085>Dear Scar Head,>Happy summer. I saw a gourd with a crack in it that reminded me of your fat head. Just writing to remind you of your mediocrity. >And to show you my new owl. Isn't she gorgeous?! Much prettier than any dusty white owl. Cheers! >D. Malfoy
>>223840140i think them being her goons/ bodyguards/ orbiters works pretty well in the first few years but they naturally drift away in the later ones as she replaces them with the slytherin stacies hell they could even date them so they'd still be within malfoid's sphere of influence even if they're not always flanking her
new stuff, funny
>>223840156>Dear Ms. Stuck-up>Thank you for you letter, it was really useful for cleaning out Hedwig's cage. Your new owl really is pretty but I can only feel sorry for it, since it belongs to you now.>H. Potter
>>223840180Crabbe and goyle are pointless characters, actual fucking gorillas that can somehow pass multiple exams.Might as well replace them from the start and be done with the pointless threats of physical violence.
>>223840180After the Malfoy family is disgraced and they end up on Voldemort's shitlist after the end of 5th book they and the other sycophants could abandon Malfoy in favor of other deatheaters or licking Voldemort's boots directly. This would leave Malfoy truly alone and isolated making her want to be with Harry more than ever.
>>223840233that's just an inherent issue with jk's worldbuilding the exams are treated like they've very difficult and need months in advance to study for, but nobody ever fails them, not even the literal cavemen in robes
>>223840140Yea we've been talking about that. Communitys been pretty split.
>>223835651What the fuck, what about the other houses?
>>223840288Thing is that both Luscious and Narcissa are characterized by loving their child to the point they would even defy Voldi over it at the end.But having Malfoid end up isolated does make a lot of sense.
>>223840192>implying Harry wasn't all about that asian pussy at this stage of his life
>>223840192>dowses fire with her finger tip
>>223840336That was just rowling needing a disposable love interest for Harry tp pine over and lose while she carefully aimed Ginny at him.
>>223840366>carefully
>>223840298Isn't that how it works irl?
>>223840371>she wrote calmly
>>223840371She wanted to make sure it was a killshot
>>223840326I meant that Crabbe and Goyle and the other sycophants would abandon sucking up to the Malfoy family, not Lucius and Narcissa abandoning their child lol.
>>223840360she cuts herself so she's hardcore like this.
>>223840380Ah, my bad. Yeah that makes sense. Could even have Voldemort throw Malfoids parents into a dungeon for a while so she can't even speak to them.
>>223840388I just thought she had dragon powers. Thats one hot malfoid though.
>>223835651>The great hall was buzzing with excitement, as Gryffindor house had just received a very large batch of bonus points to end the year, as was tradition>Dumbledore rose to his feet amid the turmoil, and quieted everyone with a glance down his half-moon spectacles.>”Yes, yes, well done Gryffindor, well done. However, there are a few last minute points to adjust, due to recent events.”>”To Dracola Malfoy, for her brave transition and courage in the face of the ongoing trans genocide, I award 100 points!”>Malfoy beamed beneath his poorly washed, and stringy hair that had grown out through the year. He shrugged his masculine shoulders as Slytherin house begins to cheer, however the cheers quickly vanish as no emeralds fall into the container at the front of the great hall. A silence stretches across the chamber as Dumbledore speaks up once more.>”It would seem that nobody by that name attends Hogwarts, and therefore cannot collect the points owed to Slytherin house. I believe a change of decoration is in order!”>He claps his hands together as a rope descends from the invisible roof, forming a tight noose around Malfoy’s neck. Malfoy only kicks for a few moments after being suspended in the air. Cheers burst out from the other tables.>Dumbledore stretches his legs over to Snape, and draws his wand faster than the surly faced man can react.>”Sectumsempra!” He bellowed calmly as his wand pointed towards the greasy man’s crotch. Soon, Snape had an axe wound that matched the size and shape of his long, crooked nose. As the remains of his member hit the floor, a monster book of monsters took it and began to tuck in.>”Severus indeed!” Dumbledore winked, as he turned to fave us, the audience.
>>223840397well that would change things from a romcom to a drama
Fresh OC over 9000 hours in mspaint.
>>223840192Higgsfield is probably the best AI out there. I can't see any artifacts and the background is always consistent
>>223840434>romcomMy dude by the end of book 7, rowling killed so many characters even GRRM got a boner. The 3 proceeding ones are better but still dark as fuck. There was never much room for comedy past Voldi's respawn.
>>223840388her face had a period?
>>223840463Ah well I meant for the OCs. I guess if you're thinking of this solely as an official rewrite then yea you wouldn't want to change the tone.
>>223840397Voldy already suspected Lucius at the end of 4th book that he really wasn't in the game for not looking for him after his demise and after the ministry plot failed he directly blamed it on Lucius. Voldy would definitely punish the whole family for his own pleasure by doing shit like that. Which would push Malfoid away from the deatheater ideology and making her hate Voldy even if she is being forced to be part of it.
>>223840485It makes sense for disconnected shorts but the entire wizarding world becomes a really dark place after Voldi's respawn. Unless he turns into a fujo for Harry and Malfoid
>>223840481ah its the antiblush guy again
>>223840202kek'd
>>223838366I doubt it, she was clearly not interested in writing romance at all so might as well keep Malfoy as just an early rival before the real plot begins
>>223840508no that was me and I literally just posted the video.the blush is a bit much but that's ok considering Harry's face.
>>223840498>Voldy already suspected Lucius at the end of 4th book that he really wasn't in the game for not looking for him after his demiseTo be fair nobody did. Voldy really got himself some supremely retarded underlings.The ones that could help, didn't fucking bother to and the ones that were obsessed and loyal to him, all got themselves killed or captured immediately. It's a fucking embarrassment for him. Not to mention the only thing he needed to regain a body was Wormtail. So just because Harry let the traitorous cunt alive, the whole magical world goes to shit for a few years. What a fucking retard he was.
This is the best Malfoid I've seen from the chinks
>>223840643Guess they aren't all soulless bugs
>>223840192I don't like mirror subplot with Malfoid. Destroys natural character development. Also Harry should be discouraged from using mirror past book 1, assuming he got wiser
>>223840673The way she throws candy at them is adorable
>>223840643What I like about Chinese and Korean Malfoid videos is the fact that they would use their drama tropes instead of using anime tropes. That's why Harry is a chad and Malfoid is more emotional in their versions.
>>223840742Should include a scene of them just eating the candy after she storms off.
>>223840643Way different actor movements and facial expressions compared to other AI sloppa
>>223840742Malfoid throwing candies is meme worthy.
>>223840766That would've been kino.>>223840775Yeah, she's really expressive on thisHere's with soundhttps://x.com/WanderleyMajes1/status/2111365658701336936
Just finished reading 'Waltz for One', I'm at a loss.;_;
>>223840643>The part where she nearly knocks over the lamp Adorable
>>223840811Yeah, is a yearning nuke.I don't know why the fuck she put a mint over Harry's forehead tho
>>223840525Did any of her new books have romance?
>>223840810When will someone do an AI adaptation of that I wonder
>>223840326I'd like if Luscious ends up sacrificing himself to save Malfoid from Voldy at some point and give her the love protection which plays a role later in the story to keep the theme of love being what ultimately defeats him
These threads went from mostly images to mostly text. That's how you know the womens have taken over
>>223840202>POTTER,>There were crumbs on my owl. Her beautiful black feathers speckled. You had better not be feeding her just any muggle biscuit! >I'm sending a bag of premium feed. Your owl seems to appreciate it, I can only cringe at the thought of the kind of slop you've been giving her. >Perhaps when we get back to Hogwarts, we can get you a part time job at the owlery so you can learn to properly care for your creature. >Regards,>D.Malfoy
How would Snape react to finding out Harry likes his favourite Slytherin pupil?
>>223840911Better?
>>223840643Wasn't really sold on the two guys before but I like their dynamic here
>>223840873Did anyone read those?
>>223840388Chad looking Harry, needs his glasses though. His hair looks like he was watching The Crow>Is that gasoline I smell?
>>223840929Way too old
>>223840908Kino idea but Voldy wouldn't fall for the same trick again
Pottah missed out
>>223840806This website needs sound so bad. I almost hate coming here now.
>>223840908Could the final battle go something like this.>Voldy finds out about Harry and Malfoy>Fighting happens etc etc.>Voldy ends up with Malfoy in his grasp, threatens to kill her if Harry won't surrender>Lucius intervenes, gets his daughter free but Voldy retaliates by killing him>Very dramatic>Final duel, Malfoy joins Harry, Voldy defeated
>>223836327I like the 4th movieThe competition with other schools and the dance was cool
>>223840860must be an asian thing
>>223840959Speaking of Harry, I wish they'd experiment more with scar designs.Also it's insane how many brown/black harry potters I saw when google searching for this
>>223841017That's too messy
>>223840911I posted mostly images in mine but janny leted :(
Pin down your bully
>>223840643All those Chinese and Korean romcoms and romance dramas they make gave them some good story skills and are now being utilized well in their Malfoid content
>>223840945Not I said the fat cat
>>223841017you still google search?
>>223841081what am I supposed to do for image searches?
>>223841017His scar, like all bodily injuries, can be difficult to illustrate well. You have to balance it right, or it'll look disgusting instead of cool and intriguing
>>2238409594u
>>223841117Do women really
>>223841101I mean even bing was better back in the day. Yandex is probably my go to now. Ddg is fine but just slightly less googly. For real though I just ai generate everything now lol.
Has Rowling commented on this yet?
>>223841133Oh its the pretty girl again
>>223841228No, her whole twitter page is just seething about trannies. I mean to be fair I don't like trannies either, but why not have some fun once in a while
>>223841228nope
>>223841244want more?no?too bad
>>223841260>but why not have some fun once in a whileMaybe it's fun for her to make them seethe at how uncancelable she is
>>223840388Is this what white people look like to koreans?
>>223841260ask /v/
>>223841287eek evil witch!
>>223841287the real world gets shittier, the fantasies get even better
>>223840959Why the fuck Asians (no matter what flavour) depict Potter as Tekken's character?
Idk theres honestly just something weird about chadharry. I thought he was kinda faggy and passive in the movies. But during the parts where he gets his act together he seems pretty cool. This is just weird, he was like a normal guy before.
>>223841295>>223841327>>223841345yes
>he has spent three weeks posting Malfoid>he STILL hasn't found his own Malfoid yet
>>223841391need
>>223841364it's probably because radcliffe is a scrawny midge book harry is effectively a jock
Don't 'ate Kpop 'arry, he's just too dainty and effeminate for my liking. Harry should be an average lad.
>>223841133Nice! Good job, anon. Hopefully you keep making more content with Harry and Malfoid with that look>>223841349Well to be fair, Tekken guys do look pretty cool
>>223841405This frnchise is cute now. They probably knew each other before going there but I wonder if its easy to meet girls at the wizarding world.
>>223841425Hes not regular height for an englishman?
>>223841405Universal Studios will be swarmed with Malfoid cosplayers this Halloween
>>223841444I think he meant someone like this
>>223841364ChadHarry doesn't need your approval friend. he's just is.
>>223841484Fuck I should have stayed there. Oh well not like I would have picked them up anyway.
I hope we get at least one good star crossed lovers novel as a result of this trend
>>223841488More like this.
>>223841539A pictures worth a thousand words.
>>223841488Haha, yeah, Miguel looking dudes with good hair and strong jawlines sets the bar they'd want the ideal Chad to look like in their media
New thread?
>>223841601>>223835907That one is at 100 posts
