You are not falling for the malfoid psyop are you anon? Surely YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...
HBO's marketing team has reawakened my childhood love for Harry Potter and they deserve a raise
>malfoid>inorganic forced meme campaignthey're really not that clever
>>223835907No anon here is signing up for HBO+ explicitly to watch a children's story.
>>223835907Shieeeeet
>>223835952I do
>>223835952I don't like it but it's kind of obvious that this show is going to be a massive success.
>>223835907I hate zoomer so much. It's a whole generation is tiktok/instagram trendhopping and watching clips without actually giving a shit about it or looking into it any deeper than social media surface level.Malfoid is just normies first tsundere and Obsession normies first yandere and everyone acts like they invented something amazing.
>>223835907>if you like Malfoid... that means you'll sign up for a paid HBO subscription to watch a brown girl playing Hermione.Could someone walk me through the OP's logic here? It seems like he's mistaken about several aspects of human nature.
>>223836411>Could someone walk me through the OP's logic here?Everything is a conspiracy. And OP's is the smartest boy in the room to see through it unlike all the sheep. Hence he can sleep at night much better knowing just how smart he is.
>>223835952>>223836411>>223836472well geniuses, allow me to explain how social media works to you: >the more something gets talked about the more it is advertised>the more it is advertised the more people will watch it >when people watch it money is made
>>223836472shills can't help but give themselves away
as of this moment, I am reforming the Order of the Phoenix
>>223836510>the more it is advertised the more people will watch itincorrect
>>223835907I love my wife Boa Malfoid. That is all.
>>223836535You son of a witch, I'm in.
We're here chat>>223835651
>>223836614Malfoid is an aristocrat, she can have an estate multiple threads in size if she wants.
>>223835907I am not white and I know that in 21st century, you shouldn't go for white women. Specially, first world educated middle class urbanite well travelled white women.But that's me, I could be wrong.
>this is a marketing stunt to make people watch the show which doesn't have the popular character that everyone wantsAlex Jones level of retardation over here.
>>223835907You lost tranny.
>>223836652Yes, (You) absolutely shouldn't try to put your shit encrusted claws on a white woman.
>>223835907Woooo~ evil big corp
>>223835907The ironic thing about this post is that the real inorganic forced meme campaign was supposed to be Black Snape. They really, truly, unironically believed they could psyop the chudtubers into crashing out for months because they made one of the biggest cucks in modern literature a nigger. In reality, people just laughed at them for being fucking retards for a week or two, and then moved on. Malfoid is brutally mogging the fuck out of their fake ass socially engineered controversy. Just goes to show how little they know or care about what their audience actually thinks or wants.
>>223835907>reinvigorate wholesome yearning, and love for blonde girls just to get you to watch a mid tv series
>>223835907>You are not falling for the malfoid psyop are you anon? Surely YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...
>>223836800go for it, "white" mangood luck, lol.
>>223835907malfoy as a female has been around for years now, why did it suddenly blow up? hmmm
I was a 10 year old white English boy from Surrey when the first Harry Potter film came out about a 10 year old white English boy from Surrey.I remember each book being a big thing at school and everyone talking about what chapter they'd got up in the same way kids might talk about where they're up to in GTAHeck even as a group of 19 year old lads at university we made an effort to see deathly hallows at the cinema between drinking and partyingNow 17 years later my kids are obsessed with it, they've seen each film 10 times, have hundreds of pounds of HP lego on their shelfAnd now one simple meme has redefined the entire story. Yeah it might be stealth marketing but it was genius if so
>>223835907No, that’s retarded because it’s both too dumb and too clever.It’s too dumb because Malfoid has nothing to do with the HBO series, the release is too far away, and it directly pissed off trannies beyond merely being part of the IP.It’s too smart because it’s something that the fanbase actually likes, it got them to talk about what they enjoyed about the books, and it directly pissed off trannies beyond merely being part of the IP.No marketer would ever sign off on something so oblique that enrages the current establishment’s pet eunuchs, while actually catering to the male portion of people who might actually watch it.That’s ignoring the idea of independently commissioning hundreds of artists and hoping none of them squealed, then making prolific use of AI, something that might actually get them in the shit.
>>223837265I guess after being fed slop and corporate diarrhea for decades, people were just waiting for a chance to strike back and AI slop rush is hard to counter.
>>223837422kek
>>223837482Holy kino soulful
>>223837422The Dobby abuse is my favorite part of this trend, along with Wormtail getting Cricio’d for no reason.
>>223836510>the more something gets talked about the more it is advertised>the more it is advertised the more people will watch itBut the studio isn't offering Malfoid. The studio is offering a broccoli-haired boy portraying Malfoy.
>>223837753
>>223837823Cute!
thoughts on what size Malfoid's chest should be? Do you agree?
>>223835907>YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...it's backfiring because now no one want to watch the malfoidless show
>>223835907>create a version of a character that will not be in your stupid show>not understanding that Snape forma de Negro and Jeetmione, which conforms to the last 15 years of marketing strategy, was the actual artificial marketing hookAnon is retarded, especially when everyone is trying to figure out how to rewrite Harry Potter to optimally work with Malfoid over giving a shit about whatever the new TV show is gonna fuck up
>>223836510Okay, sure. But have you considered the following?Modern Hollywood and it’s associates are fundamentally incapable of not shooting themselves in the foot. The easiest way to tell that it isn’t a psyop is because it’s a relationship between two normal, white, straight people of a similar age, one of whom is blonde.
>>223838601>drumphturd doesn't understand counterproductive marketing
>>223838548this is the only show I want to watch
>>223838496Perky B.
>>223838496Hmm, I dunno.Flat is Justice.But at the same time, she needs big hooters in order to feed the Quidditch team that Potter is going to put in her.
>>223838624same
>>223838496I think Hermione's breasts shouldn't change at all, not unless you are going full anime romcom mode, then a lot more changes are on the table. For any serious story though it's not really important. I agree with that other anon though, Malfoid should have perky Bs. She shouldnt be some gooncow, that's vulgar and doesn't fit the regal rich girl thing she's got going
>>223838624Same>>223838601This is true, Hollywood never would have pissed on the trannies like we have or pissed on the left by naming her Malfoid. They would have made her black and put her in an interracial relationship with Harry and then try to push their Mulatto children as a good thing or something
>>223838496>>223838707bigger than hermione's but smaller than ginny's.
A more important question, tights or knee socks?
>>223838864
>>223838864Depends on the weather. Knee socks in fall.
>>223838864Tights until she realizes Harry likes her thighs.
I don't find the character attractive, I don't find the concept of female bully to be exciting, I haven't engaged with Harry Potter in many years (I read a couple books as a kid and saw some of the movies), and I have no interest in the new HO. So no
>>223838932ok cya
>>223838932>I don't find the character attractive, I don't find the concept of female bully to be exciting, I haven't engaged with Harry Potter in many years (I read a couple books as a kid and saw some of the movies), and I have no interest in the new HO. So no>he said calmly, as he pinned the thread.
But Draconia was a thing for two decades now. Are zoomers all retarded and brown izzat maxxin larpers?
>>223838932ok faggot
>>223837238is this Mashle?
>30 year old pedophiles genderbent a 10 year old boyTell me you're all troons without telling me
>>223838864Question?
>>223839022>Are zoomers all retarded and brown izzat maxxin larpers?Write in English, Abdul.
More wrecked malfoid!!
>>223839139https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792119125183271.mp4
>>223839159Got you covered, anon
>>223839022>>223839086You're not actually required to be this upset.
>>223838496Flat is justice.
>>223839063she's definitely creaming her puff
>>223839217>Shill a character that isn't in the tv show>Somehow this is supposed to make people watch your showAre you stupid or just pretending?
>these muggle clothes are ridiculous
>>223838976>Those long bangsFuggin' hell... Super Stacy Malfoid really sets the bar high. I can see why some women would be insanely jealous that this character is so popular
>>223835907Is Malfoid in the series? No? Then I won't watch it.
>>223839314>AI can't do stocking seams
>>223839341That's not how it works, chuddles. You're literally committing yourself to trans acceptance by gooning to this hot chick.
>>223839397what's wrong with them?
>Lithgow is 81>Harris died when he was 72It's gonna happen again isnt it...
>>223839280>>223838576>>223837387trannies are masters of rejecting logic and reality, and constructing fake realities to protect their fragile
>>223839463Women typically wear their stockings with the seams either on the back of the leg, or in the interior. They don't wear them with one seam on the inside of one leg and one seam on the outside of the other leg, but the AI drew them oriented the same direction because the AI doesn't know this.
>>223839418Malfoid isn't a tranny though
>>223839217The fuck is this deflecting gibberish? Did you seriously ask an AI to come up with an argument for you, and THIS was what you went with?Fucking hell, what does the reject pile look like?
>>223839567genderswaps are the same thing as trannies. if you don't understand why, you're ngmi.
>>223839550This man is a professional woman enjoyer.
>>223839590>I am the authority on this so you just have to take my word for itAVADA KEDAVRA
>>223839590
i just love it when theres coordinated endless spam of the same retarded shit over and over.
>>223839590They're not actually, because even from your own language you know the former states that sex = gender. Which trannies are directly opposed to as a concept.
>>223839620It isn't killing any threads of worth. You haven't made a post worth reading in years and you know it.
>>223839620For me, it's your endless butthurt.
>>223839590So when Judi Dench started playing M in James Bond, it was a tranny?
You are probably right but that takes away from the drama of it all, if Draco is just a bully then there is no reason to care about what happens to him at all, it literally doesn't matter if Snape saves him or not after the Sectum Sempra or not.However Snape saving Malfoid completely casts Snape in a different light, he is literally saving the last light of love left in the world and he decides to intervene to save it. Think about how deep that is, Snape, the man who was denied love, now decides to defy fate to protect the love someone else has knowing fully he is about to die and instead of being angry or resentful he decides to save her anyways no matter the outcome.Its waaay better than the shitty "pact" he makes with malfoy's mother for no good reason too, it completely redeems Snape spiritually and his entire arc comes to closureIts also a full redemption of Slytherin as Snape is the head of Slytherin house. Really goes to show Rowling couldn't be bothered to plan the plot ahead of time and just fit together whatever was already on the table.What do you guys think?
>>223840876Fuck, I forgot the tragic music I wanted you to listen to while reading my posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUHHtCy3Fc
>>223837823I'm happy for them but at the same time>chair clattering
>>223837761Cute women laughing are good for my soul.
Absolute kino
>>223841235Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8eT4qohsYWhat the fuck is going on
>>223835947This. They would NEVER turn a character like Draco into a protagonist and conflicted beautiful heiress who is competent and Harry's best love interest. They literally don't have that within themselves.
>>223841137*turns her into a ferret*
Damn, Neville looks like this? He turned into chad
