You are not falling for the malfoid psyop are you anon? Surely YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...
HBO's marketing team has reawakened my childhood love for Harry Potter and they deserve a raise
>malfoid>inorganic forced meme campaignthey're really not that clever
>>223835907No anon here is signing up for HBO+ explicitly to watch a children's story.
>>223835907Shieeeeet
>>223835952I do
>>223835952I don't like it but it's kind of obvious that this show is going to be a massive success.
>>223835907I hate zoomer so much. It's a whole generation is tiktok/instagram trendhopping and watching clips without actually giving a shit about it or looking into it any deeper than social media surface level.Malfoid is just normies first tsundere and Obsession normies first yandere and everyone acts like they invented something amazing.
>>223835907>if you like Malfoid... that means you'll sign up for a paid HBO subscription to watch a brown girl playing Hermione.Could someone walk me through the OP's logic here? It seems like he's mistaken about several aspects of human nature.
>>223836411>Could someone walk me through the OP's logic here?Everything is a conspiracy. And OP's is the smartest boy in the room to see through it unlike all the sheep. Hence he can sleep at night much better knowing just how smart he is.
>>223835952>>223836411>>223836472well geniuses, allow me to explain how social media works to you: >the more something gets talked about the more it is advertised>the more it is advertised the more people will watch it >when people watch it money is made
>>223836472shills can't help but give themselves away
as of this moment, I am reforming the Order of the Phoenix
>>223836510>the more it is advertised the more people will watch itincorrect
>>223835907I love my wife Boa Malfoid. That is all.
>>223836535You son of a witch, I'm in.
We're here chat>>223835651
>>223836614Malfoid is an aristocrat, she can have an estate multiple threads in size if she wants.
>>223835907I am not white and I know that in 21st century, you shouldn't go for white women. Specially, first world educated middle class urbanite well travelled white women.But that's me, I could be wrong.
>this is a marketing stunt to make people watch the show which doesn't have the popular character that everyone wantsAlex Jones level of retardation over here.
>>223835907You lost tranny.
>>223836652Yes, (You) absolutely shouldn't try to put your shit encrusted claws on a white woman.
>>223835907Woooo~ evil big corp
>>223835907The ironic thing about this post is that the real inorganic forced meme campaign was supposed to be Black Snape. They really, truly, unironically believed they could psyop the chudtubers into crashing out for months because they made one of the biggest cucks in modern literature a nigger. In reality, people just laughed at them for being fucking retards for a week or two, and then moved on. Malfoid is brutally mogging the fuck out of their fake ass socially engineered controversy. Just goes to show how little they know or care about what their audience actually thinks or wants.
>>223835907>reinvigorate wholesome yearning, and love for blonde girls just to get you to watch a mid tv series
>>223835907>You are not falling for the malfoid psyop are you anon? Surely YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...
>>223836800go for it, "white" mangood luck, lol.
>>223835907malfoy as a female has been around for years now, why did it suddenly blow up? hmmm
I was a 10 year old white English boy from Surrey when the first Harry Potter film came out about a 10 year old white English boy from Surrey.I remember each book being a big thing at school and everyone talking about what chapter they'd got up in the same way kids might talk about where they're up to in GTAHeck even as a group of 19 year old lads at university we made an effort to see deathly hallows at the cinema between drinking and partyingNow 17 years later my kids are obsessed with it, they've seen each film 10 times, have hundreds of pounds of HP lego on their shelfAnd now one simple meme has redefined the entire story. Yeah it might be stealth marketing but it was genius if so
>>223835907No, that’s retarded because it’s both too dumb and too clever.It’s too dumb because Malfoid has nothing to do with the HBO series, the release is too far away, and it directly pissed off trannies beyond merely being part of the IP.It’s too smart because it’s something that the fanbase actually likes, it got them to talk about what they enjoyed about the books, and it directly pissed off trannies beyond merely being part of the IP.No marketer would ever sign off on something so oblique that enrages the current establishment’s pet eunuchs, while actually catering to the male portion of people who might actually watch it.That’s ignoring the idea of independently commissioning hundreds of artists and hoping none of them squealed, then making prolific use of AI, something that might actually get them in the shit.
>>223837265I guess after being fed slop and corporate diarrhea for decades, people were just waiting for a chance to strike back and AI slop rush is hard to counter.
>>223837422kek
>>223837482Holy kino soulful
>>223837422The Dobby abuse is my favorite part of this trend, along with Wormtail getting Cricio’d for no reason.
>>223836510>the more something gets talked about the more it is advertised>the more it is advertised the more people will watch itBut the studio isn't offering Malfoid. The studio is offering a broccoli-haired boy portraying Malfoy.
>>223837753
>>223837823Cute!
thoughts on what size Malfoid's chest should be? Do you agree?
>>223835907>YOU are smart enough to recognize the inorganic forced meme campaign led by HBO to promote their new HP series...it's backfiring because now no one want to watch the malfoidless show
>>223835907>create a version of a character that will not be in your stupid show>not understanding that Snape forma de Negro and Jeetmione, which conforms to the last 15 years of marketing strategy, was the actual artificial marketing hookAnon is retarded, especially when everyone is trying to figure out how to rewrite Harry Potter to optimally work with Malfoid over giving a shit about whatever the new TV show is gonna fuck up
>>223836510Okay, sure. But have you considered the following?Modern Hollywood and it’s associates are fundamentally incapable of not shooting themselves in the foot. The easiest way to tell that it isn’t a psyop is because it’s a relationship between two normal, white, straight people of a similar age, one of whom is blonde.
>>223838601>drumphturd doesn't understand counterproductive marketing
>>223838548this is the only show I want to watch
>>223838496Perky B.
>>223838496Hmm, I dunno.Flat is Justice.But at the same time, she needs big hooters in order to feed the Quidditch team that Potter is going to put in her.
>>223838624same
>>223838496I think Hermione's breasts shouldn't change at all, not unless you are going full anime romcom mode, then a lot more changes are on the table. For any serious story though it's not really important. I agree with that other anon though, Malfoid should have perky Bs. She shouldnt be some gooncow, that's vulgar and doesn't fit the regal rich girl thing she's got going
>>223838624Same>>223838601This is true, Hollywood never would have pissed on the trannies like we have or pissed on the left by naming her Malfoid. They would have made her black and put her in an interracial relationship with Harry and then try to push their Mulatto children as a good thing or something
>>223838496>>223838707bigger than hermione's but smaller than ginny's.
A more important question, tights or knee socks?
>>223838864
>>223838864Depends on the weather. Knee socks in fall.
>>223838864Tights until she realizes Harry likes her thighs.
I don't find the character attractive, I don't find the concept of female bully to be exciting, I haven't engaged with Harry Potter in many years (I read a couple books as a kid and saw some of the movies), and I have no interest in the new HO. So no
>>223838932ok cya
>>223838932>I don't find the character attractive, I don't find the concept of female bully to be exciting, I haven't engaged with Harry Potter in many years (I read a couple books as a kid and saw some of the movies), and I have no interest in the new HO. So no>he said calmly, as he pinned the thread.
But Draconia was a thing for two decades now. Are zoomers all retarded and brown izzat maxxin larpers?
>>223838932ok faggot
>>223837238is this Mashle?
>30 year old pedophiles genderbent a 10 year old boyTell me you're all troons without telling me
>>223838864Question?
>>223839022>Are zoomers all retarded and brown izzat maxxin larpers?Write in English, Abdul.
More wrecked malfoid!!
>>223839139https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792119125183271.mp4
>>223839159Got you covered, anon
>>223839022>>223839086You're not actually required to be this upset.
>>223838496Flat is justice.
>>223839063she's definitely creaming her puff
>>223839217>Shill a character that isn't in the tv show>Somehow this is supposed to make people watch your showAre you stupid or just pretending?
>these muggle clothes are ridiculous
>>223838976>Those long bangsFuggin' hell... Super Stacy Malfoid really sets the bar high. I can see why some women would be insanely jealous that this character is so popular
>>223835907Is Malfoid in the series? No? Then I won't watch it.
>>223839314>AI can't do stocking seams
>>223839341That's not how it works, chuddles. You're literally committing yourself to trans acceptance by gooning to this hot chick.
>>223839397what's wrong with them?
>Lithgow is 81>Harris died when he was 72It's gonna happen again isnt it...
>>223839280>>223838576>>223837387trannies are masters of rejecting logic and reality, and constructing fake realities to protect their fragile
>>223839463Women typically wear their stockings with the seams either on the back of the leg, or in the interior. They don't wear them with one seam on the inside of one leg and one seam on the outside of the other leg, but the AI drew them oriented the same direction because the AI doesn't know this.
>>223839418Malfoid isn't a tranny though
>>223839217The fuck is this deflecting gibberish? Did you seriously ask an AI to come up with an argument for you, and THIS was what you went with?Fucking hell, what does the reject pile look like?
>>223839567genderswaps are the same thing as trannies. if you don't understand why, you're ngmi.
>>223839550This man is a professional woman enjoyer.
>>223839590>I am the authority on this so you just have to take my word for itAVADA KEDAVRA
>>223839590
i just love it when theres coordinated endless spam of the same retarded shit over and over.
>>223839590They're not actually, because even from your own language you know the former states that sex = gender. Which trannies are directly opposed to as a concept.
>>223839620It isn't killing any threads of worth. You haven't made a post worth reading in years and you know it.
>>223839620For me, it's your endless butthurt.
>>223839590So when Judi Dench started playing M in James Bond, it was a tranny?
You are probably right but that takes away from the drama of it all, if Draco is just a bully then there is no reason to care about what happens to him at all, it literally doesn't matter if Snape saves him or not after the Sectum Sempra or not.However Snape saving Malfoid completely casts Snape in a different light, he is literally saving the last light of love left in the world and he decides to intervene to save it. Think about how deep that is, Snape, the man who was denied love, now decides to defy fate to protect the love someone else has knowing fully he is about to die and instead of being angry or resentful he decides to save her anyways no matter the outcome.Its waaay better than the shitty "pact" he makes with malfoy's mother for no good reason too, it completely redeems Snape spiritually and his entire arc comes to closureIts also a full redemption of Slytherin as Snape is the head of Slytherin house. Really goes to show Rowling couldn't be bothered to plan the plot ahead of time and just fit together whatever was already on the table.What do you guys think?
>>223840876Fuck, I forgot the tragic music I wanted you to listen to while reading my posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUHHtCy3Fc
>>223837823I'm happy for them but at the same time>chair clattering
>>223837761Cute women laughing are good for my soul.
Absolute kino
>>223841235Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8eT4qohsYWhat the fuck is going on
>>223835947This. They would NEVER turn a character like Draco into a protagonist and conflicted beautiful heiress who is competent and Harry's best love interest. They literally don't have that within themselves.
>>223841137*turns her into a ferret*
Damn, Neville looks like this? He turned into chad
>>223838707>That picI think Malfoid should be secretly smiling in that scene, she no longer has to betray and hurt Harry anymore if she dies
>>223837265Social media wasn't big enough back then.This was using visuals so it appealed to men.Also twitter used to be like 75% female.
>>223837796I remember this pic
>>223837265Lack of pretty blondes, wholesome romances and everyone being able to contribute due to AI
>>223838496this size is perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTuJ55IIrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqwTyo12j0o
Tits have been discussed plenty, what about the fivehead? Exposed or covered?
>>223838548>its a fotm>people are burnt out on harry potter by the time the show comes out lol
>>223841742>>223841718>>223841683>>223841776stop spammingtake your meds.
>having a melty over Malfoid of all thingsSad!
>>223841777Covered at first, she's embarrassed of how large her's is, later she bonds woth Harry since he's also embarrassed of his scar, soon after she changes her hairstyles to show her forehead to show him he shouldn't be ashamed either Harry thinks she was making fun of him all along and doesn't speak to her for a while
>>223838707Why not C's? Colloquially considered 'big,' not gooncow sized, still probably bigger than most british girls, can form cleavage, can still be stuffed in a shirt, flattens to A cup with sports bra.
>>223838874>>223838976where do you guys get these?
>>223841137the scrunch is cute
>>223841235I love the dumb ass version of Crabbe and Goyle.
>>223835907Every person I've seen talking about Malfoid has made no indication they wanna watch the new HBO show, none of them has talked about it.
>>223841877The HBO series is just a reminder we live in a degenerated hellhole. Not even in fantasy can you escape cultural enrichment
>gorgeous ai blonde waifu>comfy discussion>improving original story>no troons allowedHoly fuck, anons, I love this trend so much you wouldn't believe.
>>223841636how do you get these longer webms? Can you make a better version of this? >>223837373
>>223841902I actually like how they make Snape black just because of how awkward it makes his whole backstory
You don't end your "shift" today or the star trek threads get it. Your gap toothed tranny that sits in it won't be able to stop anything.
>>223839620shift + click lil unc
>>223841857twitter
>>223841867They're weirdly likable. Which I guess they'd eventually come to be in the story as I can't see them turning on Malfoy
>>223840876A lot of things just line up with malfoid
>>223841940Bro, I actually went to look at the trailer and black Snape is unironically the least worst thing, if anything I thought it was funny. Look at the fucking actors, why is everyone so ugly (ugly in the liberal, leftwing sense)? Why is the color scheme off? why the fuck does everything look like a depressing movie about a junkie that is going to shoot himself at any moment?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkcnYhtNxmI
yes, I can spot inorganic brownoid memes from a mile awaythey love using AI to an excessive degree
>>223841962I can see one of them turning on her. After her family loses favor with Voldemort one tries to rape her and the other protects her.
>>223841302ais been doing this for years
>>223841992It's like the show is being directed by David Yates and his obsession with no color
>>223841730need her spec sheet
>>223841992It also seems like there's no comedy or whimsy. Is this meant to be a kids show or what?
>>223841777covered
>>223842047Don't have it, sorry Anon.
>>223841877For some reason I thought it was already out
>>223841992Is it too late to start a petition to get Malfoid in?
Just reread the first book. So much Slytherin slander it's insane. 10 gorillion points to Gryffindor.My Malfoid version changes>Malfoid did try to turn up to the duel but Filch just happened to be there already (Harry and co still accuses her of snitching which fuels their feud)>after discovering Hagrid's dragon, Malfoid blackmails Harry to quit the quidditch team because she thinks it's unfair that Dumbledore bent the rules for him>he refuses and she demands a rematch for the duel, which is how they get caught and are given detention>they have a moment in the forbidden forest where they have to begrudgingly rely on each other
>>223841923Probably hasn't been something this good since? spiderphoenix I guess but this exceeds that
>>223842087What for? They will ruin her. Also look at the Draco actor in the trailer, he doesn't look like a rich spoiled kid at all.
>>223835907No ? I like Malfoid aka>I wish a cute girl was into me during middle schoolI will not watch the hbo thing with nigsnape and jeetmione
>>223841777First two years Malfloli must have her hair straight back, this is non-negotiable.
>>223841931>Can you make a better version of this? sureyou have change your parameters I think. encoding takes longer but you get better result.
>>223842087Not really. They could just cancel the show (tax write off) and reshoot it. Other than that they could just reshoot malfoys scenes if they only did book 1.
People who post porn should be lined up against the wall and shot in the head
>>223842087we'll get our AI version of it soon
>>223842110tranno wtf is wrong with you
>>223842129thanks, this looks great
>>223842123agreed
>>223842151agreed
>>223842151agreed, I see her as being very tasteful sexy
>>223842067What about this ones? heres the only youth one I have
>>223842055>kids on hbo
>>223842219Coincidentally that's the only one I got as well
>>223841235Candy scene is meme worthy
>>223842238Sesame Street was on HBO for a while
>>223842171korean potter is all over the place.
>>223842253Ok I'm team bangs in the face
>>223841992Where the fuck did all the colour go? Besides Snape's skin, I mean. Holy desaturation.In any case I had zero interest watching this shit before Malfoid and I have negative interest now.
